What’s your favourite line? I find it hard to chose one but two that are up there for me are ‘if you were my baby I’d have left you on a door step… no offence Potter, I didn’t want to leave you there’ and any time someone is ‘✨possessed✨’ 😂😂 let me know yours! 🥰🥰
@magesalmanac64242 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this compilation! 🙏☀️😊
@sallymay16852 жыл бұрын
Ilysm chenelle! (Sry if I spelt your name wrong) And my fav lines are the whole time dumbledore is being Harry’s lawyer lol I also like when snape says “Minerva! Looking gooddd”
@HelloThere-mo1zz2 жыл бұрын
My favorite lines are "AH ABUSE" and "NARUTO RUN"
@HelloThere-mo1zz2 жыл бұрын
"SOMEONE CALL MADAM POMFREY CAUSE DOLORES GOT BURNED" But believe me, even madam Pomfrey can't heal that much damage
@redglassesart2 жыл бұрын
Ooooh so hard to pick one, but I’ll give Hedwig some love; LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE!!!
@dasborke2 жыл бұрын
'Is Quirrel dead?' "I don't think so, the back of his heads breathin' ". Slays me every time.
@shakerachowdhury1875 Жыл бұрын
Same😂 that wins a snort from me every time
@itzzzreanne Жыл бұрын
Heads?!
@emailtosumesh9 ай бұрын
Voldemort after hearing that. 👁️👄👁️"Bitch be for real."
@TheMiniWexler24 күн бұрын
@itzzzreanne it was meant to say head's
@amelialundie625811 күн бұрын
So true
@andeabaker26822 жыл бұрын
The way Harry keeps screaming “Abuse!” Kills me💀😂
@gred_and_forge2 жыл бұрын
@@brittanyallen1 came to comment this😂😂🤣"NAH-ROO-TOE RAHN"
@shadowwolf39392 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@frostwolf85682 жыл бұрын
And the "neglect" reminds me of my own thoughts when watching 😂 love these so much
@wyn7982 жыл бұрын
" Ah! Abuse! " " Naruto run! " " ✨Neglect✨ "
@waveybosstheatheawaveydon98982 жыл бұрын
Yess it gets me ever time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dannyeller30182 жыл бұрын
Dumbledore: “it’s not like his parents are going to make a complaint 😏” McGonagall: “That is not funny.” Snape: “Lilehhh 😭”
@Its_toca_eef2 жыл бұрын
Haha 🤣
@mikahuman57912 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@Znder_Official2 жыл бұрын
Time step Bestie
@HorrorShowism2 жыл бұрын
@@Znder_Official 1:06:17
@Znder_Official2 жыл бұрын
Poor sevy
@laurelsilberman57056 ай бұрын
“Minerva, this baby just killed a guy; I think he can handle a doorstep.”
@HayleyInnocent4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Kurdoffic2 ай бұрын
Ikr😂😂😂
@mckenzieanimated21422 жыл бұрын
The idea of McGonagall throwing Dumbledore’s painting off the astronomy tower whenever he annoys her is hilarious 😂
@nairsheasterling94572 жыл бұрын
And fitting for this iteration of dumbledore - a theatrical, flaming drama queen
@annenelson72672 жыл бұрын
IKKKK
@12yearsinazkaban802 жыл бұрын
LOL
@GuiSmith2 жыл бұрын
She hopes the painting dies like he did, he would’ve wanted that
@dorotaaddotey57402 жыл бұрын
I have the same drama like Dumbledore?!?!?
@lisaannjose56112 жыл бұрын
I love how you manage to stick more to the plotline than normal adaptations lmao
@Chanwills02 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🙏🏽
@kammy63402 жыл бұрын
So true...
@Mwraf2 жыл бұрын
I would start a Kickstarter to fund a re-boot the H.P series
@otherscreamingbluething85072 жыл бұрын
I first read this comment as adoptions idk why It was the part that said adaptations lol
hagrid: “uA seE tHaT hArRy? uR fAmOuS!” harry: “but why though?” hagrid: “uhm.. DISTRACT HIM- MAGIC BRICKS!!” harry: “MAGIC BRICKS? SHUTUP NOWAY!”
@3.14prRod5 ай бұрын
That was funny
@Theeggaddict2 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@TheMiniWexler24 күн бұрын
amazing
@narutoironman2 жыл бұрын
“Didn’t lavender used to be black?” “yeah Minerva but you can’t just ask people why they’re white” IM CACKLING
@belletidd59272 жыл бұрын
Micheal Jackson
@ali_babyyy2 жыл бұрын
@@belletidd5927 Micheal Jackson had a sickness.
@shadowdroid7762 жыл бұрын
@@belletidd5927 he had vitiligo, a condition where the melanin in his skin was slowly destroyed. Kinda different
@axyur2 жыл бұрын
Mean girls references
@pyrophoenix38902 жыл бұрын
Minerva
@Eclipse-mf6hc2 жыл бұрын
I love sassy, drama obsessed Dumbledore. The “why am I here” Snape. And McGonnagal who’s trying to talk sense
@lightspeed7312 Жыл бұрын
Snape was always a mood to me
@iEatMinors Жыл бұрын
Very book acurate
@Maddison_prime Жыл бұрын
You speak to much sense I so true
@adelaidehillier3248 Жыл бұрын
Bruh what about my main man money bags hazza p
@patronus_edits Жыл бұрын
Same
@theloudshadow15562 жыл бұрын
I love how Minerva, Snape and Dumbledore have a better friendship in the parody than in the actual movies sometimes. Like they actually, went to school and have lives outside of their jobs.
@Scardy2 жыл бұрын
And had some wild parties together, apparently.
@dustingaethje13322 жыл бұрын
To be fair, they do go out (at least Minerva does, as well as Hagrid and Dumbledore), we just don't see it often cuz we're getting our POV from Harry's perspective.
@mayatimes142 жыл бұрын
And they always getting them drinks 😎
@ivorynk7522 жыл бұрын
I liked the PALentines day bit.
@Hailey06812 жыл бұрын
Honestly it feels like this is what they do In the Hollidays when no students are around 😂
@leilani12246 ай бұрын
My favorite line is when harry says his aunt petunia has a live laugh love poster and Albus says OMG SHES THAT BASIC
@moonbeam00992 жыл бұрын
I actually think this parody captured Dumbledore, Minerva, and Severus' relationship in the books better than the films ever did. Lol
@Moon-a-Stan-Fan2 жыл бұрын
Fr!! I would love to see Dumbledore like that irl!!!
@idiotmf69372 жыл бұрын
@@Moon-a-Stan-Fan Palentines day would be nice to see 💀
@Do0msday_digitclock2 жыл бұрын
That is true 😅
@Do0msday_digitclock2 жыл бұрын
@@Moon-a-Stan-Fan well here I am 😅
@everythingwithdec7132 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@annenelson72672 жыл бұрын
"Lavender brown you won't be brown for very loooong!" "what? you mean I'm getting married?!" "No you're going to turn white WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I died XD
@nezukokamado13552 жыл бұрын
"you can't just turn white can you?"(I think it's something like that) "Babes this is Hogwarts, anything can happen"
@beatriceretops2 жыл бұрын
I need a time stamp to come back 😂😂😂
@H3LL_TALK3R Жыл бұрын
@@beatriceretops 51:50
@hellfoxwolf147 ай бұрын
I like to think a Pollyjuice went wrong and that’s why she’s white.
@HunBun-ie2cx21 сағат бұрын
It's called the ✨ he-hee ✨ disease
@nolanbrewer50362 жыл бұрын
Dudley: Daddy needs therapy doesn't he? Petunia: let's be honest. Dudley we all do
@rhianacurrycureton65452 жыл бұрын
God the truth in this one
@FirewormTheTiny2 жыл бұрын
Especially Harry and Snape
@BlackwoIf2 жыл бұрын
@@FirewormTheTiny yes
@ThatHPGirl3 ай бұрын
1k like!! ❤❤
@Chirstain-GirlАй бұрын
✨Fact's✨
@Gojosgun6 ай бұрын
"Who crys himself to sleep and still wets the bed" WAS THE BEST LINE I LOVED IT WATCHED IT WITH MY FRIEND WE BOTH LAUGHED OUR BUTS OFF
@jessieandrews60735 ай бұрын
i think this line references Draco in A Very Potter Musical lol
@TheMiniWexler24 күн бұрын
legally blonde
@cpl.targrein17932 жыл бұрын
"Is Albus Dumbledore in your supply closet?" "No! Have you met the man?! He's never been in a closet in his life, you sour-faced dirt sack!" Love this part :D
@rivahoukes1554 Жыл бұрын
Ablus in the movies: typical old wizard Ablus in the paradies: goddawm gay icon
@LoganTheWatcher178 Жыл бұрын
@@rivahoukes1554 Oh my god too true
@connorinuzuka8319 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part: "And who's not here today?" "Potter's dad!" "No." "Potter's mum!" "Malfoy in a minute!"
@Kiwi-the-rainwing Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was wasn’t it.
@Fae_Xplr20102 ай бұрын
For real! I love it so much
@isabellachristoffersen82662 жыл бұрын
the fact that I will only be able to hear/associate Dumbledore with this voice now is bloody brilliant. I just love that you have turned him into a gambling dramaqueen #slay
@frostwolf85682 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, this Dumbledore is now canon and anyone can fight me 😂
@ariel.notsane2 жыл бұрын
Same, re-watching HP movies won't be the same anymore, I'd be better
@HiperPivociarz2 жыл бұрын
"The Secrets of Dumbledore, it's no secret, he's a dramaqueen!"
@carldeithorn34502 жыл бұрын
No shit, huh? 😂 THIS Dumbledore is now the REAL Dumbledore, as far as I'm concerned! He's a hell of a lot more likable than the original movie version! CHEERS! 🍻✌
@xX_YallaShoot_Xx2 жыл бұрын
@@HiperPivociarz ah. Basilisk reference
@fnaf_lore36635 ай бұрын
*anoyed sigh and eye roll* "Please ignore the deformed gargoyle that has joined the class today if we ignore it it might go away." IS THE BEST LINE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@CatLover385622 жыл бұрын
“Yes Potter, and who’s not here today?” “POTTERS DAD” “No” “Potters mom?” “Malfoy in a minute!”
@Triple_Y_turn2 жыл бұрын
Honestly that's just what teaching a class of 13 year olds is like (don't get me started on primary school)
@axyur2 жыл бұрын
That’s one of my favourite lines lol
@Person_14112 жыл бұрын
Lol😂😂😂
@tazmonrobinson-moors1662 жыл бұрын
𝙇𝙊𝙇
@claretheworm2 жыл бұрын
a giant flea... lots of little fleas? A SHOCK COLLAR 😅
@HiperPivociarz2 жыл бұрын
I love your take on Snape, that's how he should've been in the books. He's actually friends with the other teachers, tries to help the kids, and gets rightfully mad when Harry and Ron break the law. This is like a completely different character. Also, in the books and the movies it feels like Snape is trying to get Lupin fired with his lecture on werewolves, or simply bullying Lupin in an elaborate way, but here it feels like he's trying to warn the kids in case Lupin transforms.
@AnxietyRat2 жыл бұрын
I mean...yeah that's exactly what he was attempting to do to Lupin with that essay...make the kids connect the dots and freak out and notify their parents and then get Lupin fired...that was the plan...100% and he did it because Sirius tried to kill him using Lupin back in the day.
@maplepainttube81582 жыл бұрын
I wish that was the canon take on Snape. Like, just have him be a very strict and cold teacher. Let him assign a lot of homework and have some Slytherin favoritism since it's his house. Let him have a low tolerance for mischief and slacking, causing him to often dole out punishments. But don't have him be a completely unfair bully! Don't have him purposefully torture or antagonize the students (He may still antagonize them via being strict and stuff, but that shouldn't be his intention). And have him genuinely want to teach the students things! Basically, I want him to be Mr. Sweeny from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
@byronrush98022 жыл бұрын
@@maplepainttube8158 Mr Sweeney love that guy he was awesome I still say he should have got his own show
@youhitmesohardisawstars2 жыл бұрын
Yes deep down inside Snape is a good person
@Et200m2 жыл бұрын
e
@notapotato59462 жыл бұрын
CONSPIRACY: ALBUS KILLED CEDRIC SO HARRY COULD GET TOGETHER WITH HERMIONE
@Chanwills02 жыл бұрын
🤭🤭🤭 oh ma gawsh
@HelloThere-mo1zz2 жыл бұрын
@@Chanwills0 Sounds like a new plot for "Hogwarts murder mystery"
@louf.1112 жыл бұрын
Bit suspish 👀
@martinmi78422 жыл бұрын
🐦(gasp) cawcaww?
@sbskskkw2 жыл бұрын
Oop we ain’t gonna mention that
@ElizabethScott-pw9dj6 ай бұрын
Jokes on you, I dont die I ✨sparkle✨ - cedrics famous last words r.i.p
@texaskeeton17722 жыл бұрын
Recently came across these shorts and they have made the world a better place. I love the interactions between Minerva and Albus, it absolutely cracks me up seeing McGonagall having to "parent" Albus
@ultimanolastname31432 жыл бұрын
I feel the interaction between them is canon, like whenever they were discussing everything going on, this is the type of shit they would do.
@danielleking2622 жыл бұрын
Every single clip or scene is hilarious!!!!
@teatme25132 жыл бұрын
When your babysitter is like 50 years younger then you-
@Dienoh2 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna dropkick you across Gryffindor-table" actually that whole dialogue of Dumbledore hating Umbridge for merely standing there is my favourite
@Silena_Beautegard Жыл бұрын
“Welcome trusted friends and professor quarrel.” Gets me dying every time
@문브라더스-h7e Жыл бұрын
He could not be trusted 🤫
@daisysmith5735 Жыл бұрын
Quirrell* x
@MelinaSnell11 ай бұрын
my favourite bit!
@Eden_Harper2 күн бұрын
Idk how but this has become one of my comfort videos 😭
@imperialdrone62612 жыл бұрын
"Ginny I got a howler today, we need to have another baby." That line killed me. I am dead now. I write this from the beyond.
@WeaselKEC2 жыл бұрын
Wow
@aanya20332 жыл бұрын
“Ugh do we have to”
@Bxll_Bxll2 жыл бұрын
@@aanya2033 Yes or else Minerva is going to give us a “visit”
@Bxll_Bxll2 жыл бұрын
NOT THE VISIT :O
@richietozier70912 жыл бұрын
The job Minerva applied for: To guide young students through the formative period of their lives The job she got: Albus's babysitter
@cherrypink41502 жыл бұрын
When your babysitter is like 40 years young
@Chanwills02 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@cherrypink41502 жыл бұрын
@@Chanwills0 Haii Chan wills, I love your videos lol
@Young_writers2 жыл бұрын
So true
@DreamyTenshi2 жыл бұрын
To true
@MrMatsudi Жыл бұрын
"My mother was a witch, I'm literally more of a half-blood than you are!" This line killed me, it was hilarious and something I hadn't stopped to consider before. 🤣🤣
@Chaos_pur57 Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, that Harry didn't even know Voldys story at that time😂😂 But I loved it too
@baratilegaffane967710 ай бұрын
Voldy:"Shut up! Not infront of the boys!" 😡
@Reality-andso10 ай бұрын
Peter: *✨s q u e a k s q u e a k ~✨*
@Chaos_pur5710 ай бұрын
@@Reality-andso I'm a rraa a aat
@djw714110 ай бұрын
@@Chaos_pur57 are you really from a aat?
@Abilitywars_YT6 ай бұрын
the fact that when harry tells a monster to back off it doesn't listen but when albus says "BACK YOU FIREWORM" in his most babyish voice I t just vanishes
@sleepz.sophie2 жыл бұрын
Snape- “yes Potter and who’s not here today…?” Draco-“POTTERS DAD!” Snape-“No-“ Draco-“POTTERS MUM!!” Harry- “MALFOY IN A MINUTE!!!” 🤣🤣🤣 that made me laugh so much
@Missdarling792 Жыл бұрын
NOT LILLY 😂
@r.blanchemin7853 Жыл бұрын
56:05 "And who's not here today ?" "Potter's Dad !" "No" "Potter's Mom !!" "Malfoy, in a minute !!" Got me hurling lmao
@angelinalee7129 Жыл бұрын
I was laughing all over. I was choked on an apple.
@LoganTheWatcher178 Жыл бұрын
Someone was close to another Hermione punch
@J4nT3mpl4r Жыл бұрын
Snape's reaction killed me🤣
@hyunjinsamericano28462 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I forget that she’s only 1 person and does all the voices for every character. She’s so good at acting!! 🤩🤩🤩
@imaperson6102 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@christogresse75602 жыл бұрын
Yaaasss
@tcat97092 жыл бұрын
Fr tho, SLAYYY
@riceball10932 жыл бұрын
All the different voices make me cry 😭😂🤣 it’s so actually goood!
@XxHailyxX7292 жыл бұрын
Ikr❤
@lunaoak67416 ай бұрын
“Your deepest desire isn’t me it’s the drama” 😂😂😂😂
@tomislavacavar9582 жыл бұрын
Every time Minerva yells "ALBUS!" adds 2 years to my life expectancy Thank you so much for putting this together, watching this has significantly improved my quality of life
@astrobookwormsinger2 жыл бұрын
It takes 2 years away from hers though😩
@iluvmilktea32242 жыл бұрын
So you livin for evah?
@Deities4life2302 жыл бұрын
@@iluvmilktea3224 ye he is
@EverImmortal12 жыл бұрын
How many times did she yell his name like that? I keep losing count lol
@iluvmilktea32242 жыл бұрын
Wait, did this get highlited?
@galactic_roses26012 жыл бұрын
I love when Minerva said: "if that woman talks over me again she is going to get a bippity boppity backhand!!" that got me! 😂
@monochrome41572 жыл бұрын
oh hell yes
@matthewsimmons92772 жыл бұрын
Canonically HPDH Pt2 is in 1998. So mcgonagal having seen Disney’s Cinderella (1950) is not out of the question.
@imaperson6102 жыл бұрын
✨ BipPiTy bOpPiTy BaCkHaNd ✨
@abbyg34042 жыл бұрын
I love your profile picture {Galactic_Roses}!
@edithegan23842 жыл бұрын
Yes and then when Dumbledore complains about her ruining the joke until she says that and says "let's talk about this now!"
@itzlemonyhearts2887 Жыл бұрын
Voldemort: “you will lose everything…” Harry: “Says the man who lost his nose.” Hermione: “And his hair.” Ron: “And his shoes.” Dumbledore: *”CUT YOUR TOENAILS-!”*
@katharineball585 Жыл бұрын
MANKY!
@Swiftie4ever246 Жыл бұрын
Dumbledore said camly.
@lauraanndunn8202 Жыл бұрын
Roasted
@iEatMinors Жыл бұрын
M a n k y
@mayamjammeh5142 Жыл бұрын
Manky
@Preppygirl_starslay6 ай бұрын
Harry “quite serious?” Snape “dead Sirius “😮🐺
@Twonkle-Bonkle4 ай бұрын
:'( poor Sirius bro
@abbyg3404Ай бұрын
Harry: *crying*
@0liviaa_heartss15 күн бұрын
ugh i don't like the sound of that...😥😥
@thereviewsisters22772 жыл бұрын
Dumbledore’s attitude is just… I can’t even explain how many times I laughed while hearing him talk
@karlabyrne45682 жыл бұрын
And the voice aswell 😂😂
@BHAFC-52 жыл бұрын
Defo
@draconequusw.2222 жыл бұрын
"Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. I WAS SUSPICIOUS!" 🤣 It gets me every time
@yourstruly6523 Жыл бұрын
I'm trying to find this part but I can't remember the context of the situation 😅😅😅😅 can you tell me where it is or what it was talking about?
@ishasingh3013 Жыл бұрын
Timestamp - 21:17
@kitty-danger Жыл бұрын
@@ishasingh3013 thank you
@garlicbreadsystem27362 жыл бұрын
"welcome trusted friends and Professor Quirrell" This had me cackling for 10 minutes
@astrid28212 жыл бұрын
I mean, he’s got a point.
@jodiegates38765 ай бұрын
“Mr. Longbottom tripped on his shoe lace was not my fault” Madam hooch😂😂 ✨✨MATERIAL GIRL✨✨
@thecpmr62762 жыл бұрын
"That is a lovely thought, Hagrid, but he'd die." All of these are written so well, every single line from McGonagall is in character.
@Dakota_The_Apollo_Kid2 жыл бұрын
true XD
@chelseadespain-kb5ff Жыл бұрын
The fact that Minerva has to basically parent the whole staff😂
@thechickenwhisperer6175 Жыл бұрын
206 likes and no repliessss??? THIS IS SO TRUE
@-UnknownPotterhead- Жыл бұрын
Yep
@Cassie_Insalaca Жыл бұрын
She’s 100% the mom friend
@ILoveCats-zu9es Жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS
@aubysworld5761 Жыл бұрын
@@-UnknownPotterhead- omg your so right😂😂😂
@forkids.bykids.66202 жыл бұрын
I also love when McGonagal said, “ We were supposed to be a team, the cat, the bat, and the silly old prat! And also Fawkes is always like CaW cAw!!!!😂🤣😆
@Sir-Darmstadt2 жыл бұрын
Time code?
@Glitchtraptherabbit2 жыл бұрын
FAWKES SOMEONE JUST SAID SOMETHING REALLY NICE ABOUT ME Fawkes:CAW CAW
@ameliarange51223 ай бұрын
Such a shame Maggie Smith is gone forever RIP
@corytom43287 ай бұрын
This was gold and I'm glad i got to experience this. Muah chefs kiss
@heidinicholas49722 жыл бұрын
The parcelforce is by far some of the best. 🤣🤣 Also, the "and this is who teaches us to defend ourselves" and the "Is he dead?" "no the back of his heads breathing."
@A11y4ever-xoxo Жыл бұрын
“Exploit trauma for friends, got it!” Lol I love that line 😂
@Rubberduckcollecter Жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness same it's so funny
@harleyhuther8385 Жыл бұрын
He probably wrote it in a “ I’m amazingly abused “ note book 📕
@A11y4ever-xoxo Жыл бұрын
@@harleyhuther8385HELP 💀 🙏
@LetsPlayCrazy2 жыл бұрын
"Is Quirrel dead?" "No I don't think so! The back of his head is still breathing!" Damn that one caught me off guard! I actually snorted :'D
@g_wolfangel89242 жыл бұрын
I love that line and I also love the line Harry you killed a guy I know I was not suppose to tell people but I...
@delphinium1132 жыл бұрын
“…but then I accidentally told everyone. ‘Oh ma gawd you won’t believe it Harry killed a guy!’”
@littlelemon34652 жыл бұрын
*gasp* "Ca-CAW"
@dumbledoresarmyforever73482 жыл бұрын
“We know your hair is a wig” it's hilarious.
@dumbledoresarmyforever73482 жыл бұрын
In my mum's car a broom broom
@AnnaPort-m8c2 ай бұрын
“What about the cha-cha slide?" Mcgonagall: "No, no, that’s too powerful” 💥💥
@TaurusWitch29Ай бұрын
1:52:30 And then the callback to it with Katie Bell levitating lol, I died 😂😂😂 one of the funniest moments for me lol
@nicholasscales44462 жыл бұрын
“Oh HEY Conundrum, what are you doing down there?” “It’s RIDDLE, Sir…” “Of course it is Puzzle, up you come.” I say this in my head at least 7 times a day lmao
@iEatMinors2 жыл бұрын
P u z z l e
@open-window-winter2 жыл бұрын
every single moment with or about cedric is genuinely worth EVERYTHING. the bridge scene, "i was gonna hang out with cedric at the after party", ✨sparkle✨, dudley thinking hes harry's boyfriend, "i'm gonna imagine its him, okay?" "same", and literally every other one. incredible.
@swimmyswim4172 жыл бұрын
“If I’d known he was actually your boyfriend I wouldn’t have joked about it.”
@CatLover385622 жыл бұрын
“YOU’RE ALL GONNA BE DEADER THAN CEDRIC DIGGORY!” -Albus Dumbledore
@joyfultears2464 Жыл бұрын
Snape: "What would a werewolfs bogart be." Ron: "A large Flea?" Snape:"No." Ron:"Lots of little fleas?" Snape:"No!" Ron:"A SHOCK COLLAR!" 😂😂😂😂
@Arlylyqueen Жыл бұрын
That was real funny 😂
@khanhuyen-co7ft Жыл бұрын
Snape should've said SENSIBLE AND SANE AND SCARED werewolf. Those answers weren't wrong either
@thelordsinblack Жыл бұрын
lol
@ryanbradford7468 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@SneksSlayy-ep1fj Жыл бұрын
A shock collar!!!! Had me dying😂😂😂
@jcblkpg81083 ай бұрын
Watching this in honor of the late Maggie Smith.
@DisisDuckie3 ай бұрын
She was my fave character ngl xx
@Slytherin_Girlie10 ай бұрын
my fav line: A WEE BIT OF A SHOCK?! ARE YOU ON DRUGS?!
@ThePokemonPrinceYT9 ай бұрын
Dumbledore would've given us cake 😔
@Lilmissratatoulie8 ай бұрын
@@ThePokemonPrinceYT😔😔😔😔
@NicolaCarrick-p7q7 ай бұрын
@@ThePokemonPrinceYT☹️☹️☹️☹️
@LaceySellars-kz8vf7 ай бұрын
Same lol
@Swif13andLivie4life6 ай бұрын
@@ThePokemonPrinceYT(keeping the month chain) 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
@blanketsquares76072 жыл бұрын
"there's only one dumbledore" *angry aberforth noises* *sad Arianna noises* *confused credence noises*
@Chanwills02 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@1DForever_IsawHarryAndNiall2 жыл бұрын
THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION, THANK YOU
@bubble44722 жыл бұрын
*frustrated ancestor noises*
@itz_mysticalkitty50682 жыл бұрын
Annoyed kendra noices Mad percival noices (kendra is albus', arianna's and aberforth's mom and percival their dad)
@sxmmersnxw88292 жыл бұрын
Oml- i am dying
@weebmaskman Жыл бұрын
Voldermort and dumbledore acting like best friends was amazing
@Jaya.11 Жыл бұрын
And the fact that one is like 40 years older than the other is just gold
@laurakiner3942 Жыл бұрын
That is because they are both drama queens, but the difference is one is a serial killer and the other has an addiction to gambling and will do anything to win.
@StarryPupp3teer4 күн бұрын
"Welcome, trusted friends and proffessor Quirrel" Got me rolling on the floor
@BouncingFerretDraco Жыл бұрын
Two hours straight, no pause, laying in my bed, at almost 12 am, watching Harry Potter parodys~ HEAVEN ON EARTH MATE!!!
@paleeny Жыл бұрын
Yesssssssssss🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lydialong3023 Жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss
@LizHays-oy4vi Жыл бұрын
Yes bestie
@Creepy_Arts Жыл бұрын
It’s 4am for me, let’s go
@Alivialiversedge Жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeess
@armanmahmood97832 жыл бұрын
Lmao Bellatrix is funny in a sadistic way “CRUCIO ME?! MY COUSIN JUST DIED-“
@Cloudy_with_chance_of_love2 жыл бұрын
“YOU KILLED HIM-?!”
@londonw80312 жыл бұрын
SO!
@Rachelsbluehairbrushpju2 жыл бұрын
You've got to mean it harry
@charlizeaiziahminor9452 жыл бұрын
oh not you the last thing i need right now😡
@armanmahmood97832 жыл бұрын
I was just trying to help ;-;
@kimb89172 жыл бұрын
Umbridge: That toucan sounds like Dumbledore! Dumbledore: I'm a penguin and I'll peck you! McGonagall: It's hornbill and he won't!
@Thatonejeykllandhydefan2 жыл бұрын
That one makes me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@edithegan23842 жыл бұрын
i am at a stage where when i read a line i can read in their voices
@tcat97092 жыл бұрын
@@Thatonejeykllandhydefan same here XDDD
@Sloth_onesie2 жыл бұрын
It killed meh! It killed meh! 😆😆
@yaseen37502 жыл бұрын
@@Thatonejeykllandhydefan same
@Bel_yourfav3 ай бұрын
statue: ‘GUYS LOOK I CAUGHT A FISH!’ neville: ‘I’m not a fish-‘ statue: ‘oh- get owf then’ had me literally in tears of laughter
@Bel_yourfav3 ай бұрын
19:42 btw guys
@lucialovecraft2 жыл бұрын
“If you were anymore inbred you’d be a sandwich. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!” I can’t stop cackling 😂😂🤣
@imaperson6102 жыл бұрын
SwEeT hOmE aLaBaMa!!!!
@darcysv2 жыл бұрын
WHERE THE SKYS ARE SO BLUEEEEEE
@akeemmartin2282 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@abbyg34045 күн бұрын
37:15
@sryx17762 жыл бұрын
"Just promise me the evening wont end with me sat in the middle stroking both your heads while you both cry about lily and Grindelwald" "I promise, nothing" Best line ever
@lucys2420 Жыл бұрын
Yas 😂
@Tyrelshed123 Жыл бұрын
@@lucys2420why does your comment translate from yas to plastic
@deepashiromani-q7x Жыл бұрын
Come to think of it..... professor mcgonnall hv 2 exes to cry abt
@ConnorG19722 жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna play dodgeball with the baby" and "Minerva he just killed a guy I think he can handle a doorstep" 10/10 best lines ever
@lucys2420 Жыл бұрын
Yas 😂
@shaungross2 күн бұрын
"I bet I'll do it first" "Stop guys no ones dying for me"
The “ Ah no way! Hi Carl! “ and the “ Malfoy in a minute “ after Snape said “ and who is not here today “ are my favs
@mar.05869 ай бұрын
yesssssssss defenetily
@raywhitethorngalathynius Жыл бұрын
“that is a lovely thought Hagrid, but he’d die.” THAT GETS ME EVERY TIME, IT’S SO FUNNY
@Dragon.Draws. Жыл бұрын
Really I think hagrid would feed him rock cakes all the time he definitely wouldn't make it
@lahlybird895 Жыл бұрын
@@Dragon.Draws. yup, and the spiders
@noahfinnceis_sigma Жыл бұрын
@@Dragon.Draws.💀 it's true tho
@funguy3259 Жыл бұрын
"had to send the centaurs to disneyland and that cost a bomb"
@AgentGold007 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@lunabeth25187 ай бұрын
My gods I laughed so much thx! Honestly Dumbledore is such a drama queen/searching for gossip I’m surprise you didn’t put a little sketch with Rita Skitter somewhere in there. Like he’s so pro harryxhermione, he’s reaction to the love triangles articles would have been hilarious I’m sure But anyway great compilation! Thx again for sharing it with the internet!
@mitsuri_the_mochi_lala2 жыл бұрын
"Daddy needs therapy, doesn't he?" "To be honest Dudley, we all do." Had me dying XD
@ashlingemberstone3913 Жыл бұрын
8:38 hilarious
@HiperPivociarz2 жыл бұрын
I've never noticed how Ginny's parody voice gets more emotionless as time goes on xd
@squiddyowlbairn10282 жыл бұрын
My favourite is Snape's increasing exasperation during the Defence Against the Dark Arts class as he tries to get them to realise Lupin is a werewolf.
@christinehope7426 Жыл бұрын
that's my second favorite, losing only to the Snape vs Wolfstar roasts in "Squeak Squeak I'm A RAT"
@BisexualAmbivert5 ай бұрын
"try to crucio me? My cousin just died!.." "YOU KILLED HIM.."
@vouchme68322 жыл бұрын
Even when you're seeing this parodies, you still can get the general story plot line. Amazing!
@lizzieloohoo94842 жыл бұрын
PLOT TWIST: Whenever Albus makes a bet on someone's love life with Minerva, she uses the time turner to always win!
@aanya20332 жыл бұрын
Oh!
@Nicolasdiangelo132 жыл бұрын
THAT'S SO TRUE IT COULD BE CANNON
@ella-gw3zq2 жыл бұрын
Well yeah but that wouldn't work because of Professor Dumbles' bet on Jily.
@anyaleahy45402 жыл бұрын
Honestly like I would have NEVER guessed hermione and Ron would be together lol
@Nicolasdiangelo132 жыл бұрын
@@ella-gw3zq what if he didnt
@Just_UrAverageDiseasedRat Жыл бұрын
The "Awe no it's Augustus Gloop-" never fails to make me choke on air
@theo713 Жыл бұрын
I nearly died hearing that, it’s to funny 😂
@noracollins5304 Жыл бұрын
I latterly did the same thing lol
@ArandompersonLol-mm7vl Жыл бұрын
😂
@GammaShae3 ай бұрын
The amount of vocal stims that I have bc of this video lmao "Ah no way hi Carl" "Look guys I cawht a fish! I'm not a fish... Oh... Then get owf then" "*Minerva many, many times* sorry wot" "She's defo gonna wanna speak to tha managa" "✨Neglect✨" And many many more lmao thank you for this masterpiece of a video
@chelseadespain-kb5ff Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The reason Harry’s scream is silent is because when Daniel screamed the first time it was so convincing that it made Hermione and Bellatrix cry on set. Therefore, they muted it.
@wolfishpotato6978 Жыл бұрын
Are you serious!? Where did they hide the original audio I need this right now
@headcaptainyamamoto7015 Жыл бұрын
Um you forgot the paet where Daniels grandma died that same day and that's it was so real
@RyuzakiHirokai Жыл бұрын
@@headcaptainyamamoto7015 especially when his grandma was like a mother to him and helped raise him.
@tehr6809 Жыл бұрын
@@wolfishpotato6978 yeah im serious, serious black! ....... im sorry
@chavacaplan5201 Жыл бұрын
@@tehr6809 you should be
@Muataran2 жыл бұрын
I love how Hermione wasn't that worked up over being called mudblood until Hagrid started roasting the shit of her.
@electricflamingo39952 жыл бұрын
When he said “I AM getting an intense lust for drama” it was as if he looked me straight in the eyes as if challenging me NOT to laugh.
@astrid28212 жыл бұрын
Me too
@astrid28212 жыл бұрын
Didn’t laugh on the outside though
@imaperson6102 жыл бұрын
You’re spending too much time with Dumbledore! I am getting an intense lust for drama
@vickywickyofficial5 ай бұрын
"Mr. Malfoy! Mr. Malfoy! Becky with the good hair! Yeah, you turned around for that one, didn't ya, Paris Hilton?" -Hazza P, 2022
@alinalindfors55992 жыл бұрын
Best line that sums up the whole gosh darn franchise: "Babes, this is Hogwarts. Anything can happen" I LOVE IT!
@iriskor99022 жыл бұрын
did anyone see the GIF of dobby in the background when they were in the shop at Hazza P the chambeer so big that its full of secrets
@rose_xoxo72 жыл бұрын
@@iriskor9902 I did
@laurakiner3942 Жыл бұрын
@@iriskor9902 yup
@nicolas._.2294 Жыл бұрын
Or Minerva:" do nothing? Potter is a boy not a piece of meat" Dumbledore:" ummmm.....questionable🙄"
@alinalindfors5599 Жыл бұрын
@@nicolas._.2294 works as well😆
@morsmordre41052 жыл бұрын
"MY BEAKS FLAT I'VE GOT VOLDEMORT BEAK!" Best. Line. Ever.
@RexPlaysYTRblx2 жыл бұрын
What about *awhohoheahhhohahwhaoha*
@tarynhare82218 ай бұрын
the way dobby had the guts to say "it's a wig" got me dead and also "mr.malfoy!mr.malfoy! becky with the good hair! yeah you turned around for that one didn't you paris hilton?" I can't choose which one was my fav
@Noah_Niks-v5 ай бұрын
Dobby: íts Brittny bitch
@Madisongarner-sherwood20003 ай бұрын
@@tarynhare8221 or dobbys "or next time I'll shave you... Like a sheep
@jacobarenburg11942 ай бұрын
The Umbridge insults got me dying
@zjack44max2 жыл бұрын
"no I'm not I'm an ✨Asparagus✨" has killed me so hard that not even the resurrection stone can get me.
@Habibi.ComeToDubai2 жыл бұрын
“DID THAT WALRUS JUST CALL ME A PIGEON!? LET ME OUT OF THIS CÆGË!!” 😂💀💀
@ozpreys2 жыл бұрын
"INCOMING!! CLEAR THE RUNWAY!! im dead 😭 im alive but im dead 😭"
@_averyxx_2 жыл бұрын
@@ozpreys nah this is weird I read this at the exact same time that it played. Coincidence? I think *not*
@PuppyOrion Жыл бұрын
"Daddy needs therapy, doesn't he?" "Let's be honest, Dudley, we all do." Best line
@debracollette23546 ай бұрын
All of these comedy lines bellow had me crying 😂😂 "Naruto Run! And " Ah, abuse!" -Hazza P "Mild doormat lover" and "Immortal love Rodd" Also shaming Malfoy's father: "Becky with the good hair!" "Hey sev, do u want to build a snowmaaan?." "Hey hagrid, what time they comin to cut my nails?" "Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?" "I have been teaching Malfoy for 4 years and it still takes self restraint not to turn him into a dodo and leave him in the forest."😂 "Ben della creme-ugh I mean fleur delacore." "I think we could do it if try🎶" "Omg look how fit he is, were getting married." "What's got ur wand in a knot?" "Chapstick up those dementors and send him to azkaban!"😂 "Nah, that's just cuz we didn't feed him." "Were u dropped on your head as a baby dolores, did your parents not love u, if u were my baby I would have left u on a doorstep, no offense potter, I didn't want to leave u there." "NOT THE CHA CHA SLIDE, IT'S TO POWERFULL." had me rolling on the floor dying 😂😂
@Swiftie986 ай бұрын
Same 😂😂😂😢😂😂
@LadySlytherinx16 Жыл бұрын
"Minerva this baby just killed a guy, i think he can handle a doorstep" had me dead 🤣🤣 And harry constantly yelling "aahh abuse!!!" 🤣 "He might like it in the cupboard" 🤣
@reyuhart Жыл бұрын
snape: no, the moon transforms them, has anyone seen anything like that harry: like the moon, we see that everyday hermione: no, harry, every night
@J4nT3mpl4r Жыл бұрын
Snape: *external screams internally*
@ιαηαАй бұрын
hagrid: Also gotta pick up that SUPER SECRET TOP SECRET SECRET STUFF (wink) harry: DrUgS
@custodesmarco2 жыл бұрын
"Headmaster, you wished to.. MINERVA!! Looking good~~" Gets me every time.
@ВеселыйКотяня2 жыл бұрын
- At least Potter's mother got you ready for years of constant rejection - WAAAAAH!!! Man, I can't. So many good lines!
@imapotato4882 жыл бұрын
Albus: I'm in everything Minni: True, But I'm alive Sev :Well she's got us there
@astrid28212 жыл бұрын
Oof
@Kurdoffic2 ай бұрын
40:57 B4 : “aw sick I hopes there is cake” After: “A WEE BIT OF A SHOCK ARE YOU ON DRUGS?” 😂😂