COMPILATION: Hazza P and the Smart Man’s Rock

Some of these are captioned in app and all of it will be yt captioned ❤️
I’m just getting a feel for doing this in order and playing about with it. Hope you have a laugh or two 🥰

[@Chanwills0]

I am so sorry for the delay my lovelies! For those of you who don’t follow me on insta, in the last 3 weeks I was due to move country, my car got ‘stolen’, lol we thought it got stolen turns out it just got impounded for no reason, was due to move countries, missed my plane because I had to put my dog to sleep 😭😭😭 rescheduled my flights, have now left the uk, almost to my destination (another flight tomorrow). Hazza P and the smart man’s rock will NEVER be abandoned ❤️ I just have a load of adult drama I’ve gotta sort first. Love you lol munchkins and appreciate your patience 🥰

[@talibhussain5357]

2nd episode Plzzz ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@MovieMakerFanVersion]

You're doing what you can! This has been a tough year, nobody can expect things to go to plan- you work on your own time; we'll love whatever you put out when you're ready! Just keep on doing what you do, you're amazing!

[@lalagishere5250]

I love your vids! Is it a lot to ask for the whole series? ❤️

[@spacepuppy7059]

I was wondering what the delay was. Don’t worry about not continuing it, we all understand!

[@johnshire5493]

You have my condolences about your dog :( I really hope things are better now! Also a huge fan and I would love to see a full series about this. You are so talented! 🥰 Sending good thoughts from Greece! 💙🇬🇷

[@user-xq2zz6hi9s]

Who else watches her Hazza P stuff so much they actually forget what Dumbledore is like 😂

[@mada5741]

Ummmmm......me

[@andreahogan3820]

What do you mean? This is 100% accurate Dumbledore.

[@sudhakarpeluri1476]

@@mada5741 2nd that

[@drunkydrunk2351]

Me.. HE IS THE BEST DUMBLEDORE

[@iambabyyoda5522]

I only know what he’s actually like because I’ve been reading the books

[@mehan7918]

“He’s killed a man Minarva I think he can handle a door step” hahahhaha

[@drunkydrunk2351]

Lol, very irresponsible dramadore lol

[@louf.111]

@@drunkydrunk2351 bahahahaha, dramadore pls! I’m wheezing 😂

[@sandraharps]

Hi harry. 👋🙂

[@voldemort7568]

Harry Potter who did you kill? Wait! 'Pauses for a moment' They were talking about me weren't they.

[@jimharris2808]

Hi harry

[@kassitserpeli]

Now I wish that Minerva DID raise Harry. Imagine him running around in a kilt with a Scottish accent. 🤣👏🏼 But also: “daddy needs therapy doesn’t he” “To be honest Dudley we all do”

[@badpiggies988]

And with a guardian who loves him

[@LaurelSomerville-Laurel-]

lol Dudley: IDONTCAREHOWBIGTHEYARE Also Dudley: Do the Roar! d o ~i t ~

[@ymirfritz4757]

Hagrid: "I could raise him!" Albus: *sNorts* Minerva: "That is a lovely thought hagrid but he'd die." 💀💀💀

[@jannathshiyana8107]

The whole Dudley’s uniform part had me wheezing. “Are you body shaming my baby?” “Your baby walrus? Yeah” 💀

[@sarahkhan2676]

Lmfao

[@cciscool]

I loved dat part lol

[@meredithlucas7156]

The delivery has me DEAD

[@emu..cc.]

6:08 for anyone who wants it.

[@kurtwesner7797]

lolol yasssssss😂❤😂

[@fcv4616]

"Because the Americans might be watching and don't know what "Philosopher" means!" LOL

[@atomicdawn5223]

“Sorcerer” sounds so bloody boring doesn’t it

[@Anthfro]

Breaking the 4th wall-

[@rorysaurusrex_]

@@atomicdawn5223 innit

[@Zenna.]

That do call it the SoRcEReSs stone tho Lol two months later and I notice the typo, I meant they

[@hlabhlabhlab]

@@Zenna. Its just our accents and rhoticr's ..... :') we can do it I promise..

[@alix4143]

The owls going "Yoohoo big summer blowout !" just cracks me up each time.

[@LizHays-oy4vi]

Same bestie

[@v4wlu322]

Agreed

[@sabertoothturbo2242]

Was it not a frozen reference?

[@larirodrigues25]

Sirius asking Minerva to go on the bike with him is definitely canon 😂

[@zestyoverlord6772]

“He keeps asking me to ride it. Thinks it’ll be funny, a cat and a dog on a motor bike” I mean... he’s not wrong

[@mada5741]

I 100% agree

[@sefiyahosumah6611]

Your comment is really funny cuz I just read these books by @TinaX2 on wattpad.

[@maryamahmad143]

@@sefiyahosumah6611 JENNA AND ELVENDORK

[@charliemoss354]

I thought you meant something different in the first sentence

[@maryamahmad143]

@@charliemoss354 you need holy water

[@laurelsilberman5705]

“This baby just killed a guy, I think he can handle a doorstep”

[@Jan_Koopman]

He's got a point...

[@Coconut-sl8pj]

Oh no it’s Augustus gloop”

[@justsomeferalminor]

"Minerva look im holding a baby and I didn't drop it yet!" "yes, Albus, amazing, now put it down before you do." why does that summ up their entire dynamic so well?

[@_Kai_16]

“He thinks it would be funny. A cat and a dog on a motorbike.” Sirius Black I fucking love you

[@nancygabraeil6539]

"You are the biggest drama queen" "Thank you" A few years later... "Harry, *No one likes a drama queen* "

[@Chanwills0]

No one like a hypocrite Dumbledore 🙄😂

[@drunkydrunk2351]

Lol

[@Seungberrysmine]

@@Chanwills0 he also said I love money and later he said dont trust people who love money

[@Chanwills0]

@@Seungberrysmine yeah, he means, that’s true 😂

[@areyouactuallyreal]

"yeah, I speak from experience"

[@milo6824]

If chan made a whole movie with her playing every character, you could bet that I would be watching it :D thank you!!

[@drunkydrunk2351]

She even included some parts from the books, with some drama quotes, which is more brilliant... X33

[@el_daily_sa]

I agree

[@HeavyCarts]

100% I would. This needs to happen

[@mckenzieclay6745]

omg me too, that would be an amazing movie!

[@rickermj]

Omg, me too!

[@Meggsie]

I'm still sad that Harry didn't go on to have many snek friends. Like imagine if he had a chat with the basilisk. "Hey big danger noodle!" "Oh hey someone to talk to, I haven't talked to anyone in a long time " :( "Voldy left you here all alone?" "Yeah he didn't even take me out when he was taking over the world, all these years since we met in highschool I still gotta live in a toilet." :( "Wow... that's weird... considering..." "Considering what?" "Nagini, she's a snek who gets to go everywhere with him. Even got to be one of his Horcruxes." "Excuse me _what?_ "Oh I'm sorry I thought you knew." "No, Harry. I didn't know. Excuse me while I bite this stupid journal." "So can we be friends?" "Harry, you get me out of this toilet and we can be bffs." "Yaasss"

[@riverstein7251]

Honestly if Harry had the basilisk on his side think of how much easier hunting horcruxes would be. No death eaters would be touching that boy and he has an unlimited supply of basilisk venom

[@robbietheweirdo]

How though would harry and the basilisk though not kill those he's friends with

[@midas5970]

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

[@Bread-ky3qe]

"Thats good, cos i aint ever seen two pretty best friends." Dobby: b e t r a y a l

[@natashajones5004]

@@robbietheweirdo fox could peck his eyes, then fox could heal it.

[@starlightbard]

The owls going "YOWHOO! Big summer blowout~! YOWHOO family!" has me in tears

[@sevensayshi6159]

Dumbledore is so my spirit animal (this one at least) "I could raise him." "That is a lovely thought Hagrid but he'd die"

[@pepamadrigal5979]

Lol

[@kyliemcb3687]

Dead

[@pepamadrigal5979]

@@kyliemcb3687 lol

[@thatsabop3999]

literally SCREAMED at that bit, god I need a full series of this

[@Trop1cal_gaming]

But Minerva said that

[@georgiefowell8017]

"Naruto run" "Abuse" "Below the belt" "A belt that's to big to fit me" I'm dying this is amazing

[@ghostslayer1981]

Abuse and Naruto run is the most iconic lines for me

[@renukatyagi9480]

Ikr 😂😂😂 I CANT stop laughing

[@idanvane]

Dumbledore: "Hagrid, where did you get that motorbike?" McGonagall: "It's Sirius Black's." Dumbledore: "How do you know?" McGonagall: "Keeps asking me to go on it. He thinks it will be funny, a cat and a dog on a motorbike." 😂😂😂

[@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450]

It's amazing how she can play all these characters by herself, also, love the fact that she imitates almost every character's voice and delivery, but for dumbledore she just goes full on 🎈

[@allrounduk_trainspotter1129]

So good, we need this dumbledore. We should have had this version of him in the actual films!

[@cassea5108]

YESSSS

[@Chanwills0]

He is superior, I can’t lie 😂😂❤️

[@Lillypop93]

@@Chanwills0 I watched the half blood prince yesterday and couldn't stop laughing at the lavender hospital scene cause I couldn't stop thinking of your version

[@adriennediana385]

@Lilly pop I agree! Every time I rewatch any of the movies I just think of these and it’s awesome.

[@drunkydrunk2351]

THIS DUMBLEDORE IS DA BEST

[@aleishamclean]

Albus - "Minerva when can I have my throne back" Minerva - "IN ELEVEN YEARS !!!" 😅😅😅

[@steveparker1466]

He dosent live for eleven more years

[@fulsman230]

"You never went to visit himm either" -_-

[@jaynemcilroy6608]

He never sees that throne again, he dies 5 years later

[@Mutski1579]

I fucking lost it! 🤣

[@donellgomez8958]

hes never gonna see that throne again

[@shannonshaw3063]

My favorite part is the roast contest between Harry and Aunt Petunia at 6:05. Always gets me.

[@wasteland.baby.]

“Welcome trusted friends, *and Professor Quirrell”* the weird thing is Quirrell was probably the most trusted Shy lil smol bean who didn’t get in anyone’s way and was a pushover *coughs in neville longbottom* Then they found Voldy on the back of his head Also can we just talk about the fact that Fred and George Weasley were the only wizards in the entire Wizarding World to throw a snowball at the Dark Lord? They literally enchanted multiple snowballs to bounce off the back off Quirrell’s turban and follow him around,therefore hitting Voldemort with snowballs during that Christmas Molly,Arthur and Ginny were in Romania visiting Charlie. Like find a better duo. I’m waiting *crosses arms and legs* *sips tea in anticipation*

[@upasanasarmah2940]

Yeh!! And think about it, what happens when he sleeps in pillow 😅😅??

[@jaynemcilroy6608]

Sirius Black and James Potter

[@Honorandjustice13]

i love this version of harry, he’s got the sass of book harry 💁🏽‍♀️

[@occlumens]

this

[@dolunayceylinbesen2837]

He has his sass in the films too tho

[@occlumens]

@@dolunayceylinbesen2837 literally only in film 6

[@dolunayceylinbesen2837]

@@occlumens yeah you are right In the books he got ın trouble because of his sass with the dursleys sooooo

[@occlumens]

@@dolunayceylinbesen2837 yeah LOL, that one scene in the 5th book where they’re like “why are you listening to the news again???” and he was like “well it changes every day you see” that was so funny

[@imagaybanana2004]

Dudley: Daddy needs therapy doesn’t he? Petunia: Let’s be honest dear, *we all do...* This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen... *E V E R.*

[@pepamadrigal5979]

Same I gonna have to binge watch this every daaaaaaay

[@drunkydrunk2351]

Lol true... X33

[@nadiaisbetterthanyou]

"Daddy needs therapy doesn't he" "Let's be honest Dudely we all do" Honestly at this point it is a fact, Dumbledore is my sprirt animal💅😌✨

[@presmisspearlthesnake699]

3:39 sounds LITERALLY EXACTLY like in the movie LITERALLY EXACTLY

[@thechickenwhisperer6175]

FR

[@ayleenramos2099]

“That is a lovely thought Hagrid, but he would die” I am cracking up 😂

[@GemDaisy]

We all know that this is Dumbledores' concience. This is what he was thinking throughout the entire HP series.

[@rach3092]

If this isn’t how they write him in his movie even slightly ima be suspish 👀

[@quirma6471]

"Are you body shaming my baby?" "Your baby walrus? yeah." im dead-

[@Ella-bg2ve]

10:09 I felt like saying ‘yes Gordon Ramsey’ even tho it doesn’t make sense😂😂😂😂

[@nancygabraeil6539]

*Says in happy voice* "Yea it was nice meeting you, but we're just gonna leave you here on this doorstep"

[@dexington]

Yes. *LOGIC* Leave a newborn on a door-step in the middle of the night when there are people trying to kill this defenceless *~bebeh~* Emphasis on *~bebeh~*

[@Salty_Oatmeal25]

@@dexington actually Harry was a year old

[@dexington]

@@Salty_Oatmeal25 ik I was exaggerating, that cat is adorable

[@Salty_Oatmeal25]

@@dexington thank you!

[@tiger-lilytate]

" He probably likes a mimilistic lifestyle. And anyway you do t know what his behaviour is like yet " BEST LINES EVER ily girl

[@straychildren947]

6:54 reading? I didnt know you could read. - our little Draco Malfoy

[@thechickenwhisperer6175]

Fr

[@botato3306]

“Oh narr it’s augustus gloop” genuinely killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@vee-bz7pz]

the queen is back everyone 😩✋🏻✨

[@Chanwills0]

I really missed ya 😂🥰

[@alexneedham6965]

@@Chanwills0 we missed your uploads!!! ❤️

[@Camsvfx_]

@@Chanwills0 I missed u toooo

[@wiwi7902]

Harry: picks up letter Letter: AH HA AH HA AH HA HA HA

[@ZekisBreadKing]

I love so much how Harry keeps on saying "Ah ABUSE!" and "Naruto Run!" it js just so funny lol 🤣

[@_tiaaa._2]

Dumbledore’s expression at the end tho cause it literally took Hermione a minute to unlock the door in the first place 😂

[@Lex_18]

“Yoo-hoo big summer blow out!” Me: 👁👄👁 Also me: 🤣😂

[@crazyharrypotterfan2326]

“Ah, nar it’s Augustus Gloop” That’s the best line ever, Or “Don’t you ‘sweet pea’ me!” Edit: Holy chicken! I wasn’t expecting this many likes!

[@avanib7824]

But the letter singing the theme song to Harry Potter made me crack up so much

[@crazyharrypotterfan2326]

@@avanib7824 true tho!

[@concentradhydrochloricacid]

My God I was going to write that when I heard Augustus Gloop and I saw you wrote that

[@aliopa8516]

Hagrid: I could raise him Minerva: He'd die Me: Something Hagrid could look after that isn't illegal (can't forget about Fluffy tho ofc)

[@jenniflower6569]

The dislikes are just the people who laughed to much and couldn't see correctly. 😂

[@mahalakshmiloganathan8554]

Dumbledore in this series is a character from gossip girl 😂❤️

[@alexisgraham7671]

Yesss he is 🤣

[@rickermj]

XOXO... Dumbledore.

[@zafirahchemud1987]

'Harry potter and the smart mans rock' would still empty shelves😂😂

[@CooperFol178]

Harry is such a snaaaaaaake 3:53

[@penl1873]

8:21 I so thought that

[@themollyphone]

The "yes Gordon Ramsey" got me hahaha

[@abheeshtan8794]

"its sirius black's" "how do you know??" "keeps asking on dates, this would ne funny to see a cat and a dog on a motorbike" m dead

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

4:44 I’m crying

[@thechickenwhisperer6175]

OMG SAME

[@LolipopNathan]

6:15 even them dont accept body shame

[@HughesJon86]

I love that they must have had that meeting to hide the smart man’s rock and I really think this is how it went. Bravo!

[@fullaregrets5015]

What a way to kick off Memorial Day.

[@gayandedigamuwa2011]

How else would I?

[@CajunBaconFanatic]

9:49 "OH my god, it's an average sized pitbull!" -Maxor

[@priyankagbharadwaj]

3:26 😂😂😂😂 omg this was so good 😭

[@thechickenwhisperer6175]

FRRR

[@hollowbread3946]

Minerva:And don’t make openable by a spell from a first year. Dumbledore: Okaaay. Me:*Laughs in Hermoine*

[@falcondragonslayer]

“That is a lovely thought Hagrid, but he’d die.” I’m the one who’s dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@berrybuena]

"He thinks it'd be funny, a cat and a dog on a motorcycle." Me: "Well he's not wrong"

[@kelsaa42]

Of all the screams, the one with the chair gotten sat on is the best x’D

[@orlawalsh8864]

U just can’t trust dumbledore when he says✨obviously ✨

[@khadijasenghor286]

*Dramadore

[@KimberleyGames06]

"Welcome trusted friends... And professor Quirrel!" 😂

[@thatonewitch]

"Big summer blow out!" *I am dead XD*

[@amanekabbaj]

The Dursleys : our son is smart he gets the best education, he’ll beat everyone. The Dursley’s: I didn’t know you could read.

[@felixschmid9856]

Thats actually a nice refference to Tom Felton alis malfoy:) he improvised it in the second film in a scene with his friends (yes i dont know how to write their names and am to lazy to look on google) greetings from austria🙋🏼‍♂️:)

[@amanekabbaj]

@@felixschmid9856 yeah I know

[@srijabhattacharya8142]

Well now you've dunnit! I can imagine no other Dumbledore!

[@milesmorales713]

Now this is the type of "Harry Potter" I am looking for! My life has got a meaning!!🙌

[@choiyoonah5150]

This is so accurate to the characters personality’s. I want this to be a real movie series with you doing the voices and writing the script

[@gracemcclean3940]

“Lovely thought hagrid” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whimsicalpuff]

"AHH! ABUSE!!" "Do the roar!" Love it, Chanwills!

[@johnnythesnow253]

I'm taking my hat off! Fair feckin play! This is actually a bloody masterpiece and should be guarded by a 3 headed dog, killer plants, deathly potions, a troll, a giant live chest set, levitating keys and a magical mirror. Thank you for your dedication:)

[@simplysavyyy]

I love this way to much! Hagrid wanting to keep the baby is a mood and dumbledore is literally me every day at work

[@gabi323]

This cures my depression. Will you make this a whole new series for HP? Promise I won't miss an episode! 😍😍😍🐍

[@VintageTopHat]

"He's asleep!" "And your parents are dead!" Well that settled that.

[@tygerinthenight3255]

1:44 You killed me😂💀

[@thechickenwhisperer6175]

Frrr

[@therandomloller1384]

Love the "Oh! Abuse!" Lines 😂😂

[@mike-hi4hu]

Hagrid sits on the couch Couch screams Hagrid: sorry about that 😂🤣

[@rachelmaxiaoli]

'Welcome trusted friends... and Professor Quirrel' LOL

[@badpiggies988]

2:32 Oh god I don’t wanna think about it

[@thechickenwhisperer6175]

fr

[@alb8530]

“I don’t care how big they are 😏”🤣🤣 “Ohhhh ABUSE “😂😂

[@dragon.phoenix]

"It's addressed to the cupboard under the stairs!" "Yeah, I saw that. A bit suspish."

[@breezymist]

When I try to remember scenes from any of the movies, only these videos come to mind and to me from now on this is the canon way the movies happened *chef's kiss*

[@londyloo7464]

“That is a lovely thought Hagrid but he’d die.” I am dying. Also thank you so much for making these you are amazing and I’m so sorry about your dog I hope you are happy and settled down now. Have a great Halloween!

[@dave9401]

I'd love to see the time turner scene where Harry and Hermoine have just gotten back from saving Sirius and the chicken horse. Snape is all 'Potter what did you do! ¿,? ¡?'. Would love the behind the scenes of Albus telling Minerva that the time turner she got for Hermoine was used to save the chicken horse.

[@fnaffanatic6555]

Can you please make one with Aunt Marge? I’d love to see Harry sassing her.

[@Mars_the_therian]

“ABUSE” got me

[@dinushkamahawedage3186]

"I don't care how big they are" "Me neither" "Wink wink" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@victoriarees4540]

5 seconds in, already a classic. A big summer blowout classic.

[@jttjlep_]

7:24 I cant😂😂😂

[@thechickenwhisperer6175]

SAME

[@Nargon46]

I love how much Minerva stands up for Harry in this 🥰

[@LaFlaka0110]

I’m so glad I came across this channel, I live for these and Dumbledore’s impressions are THE BEST! 👏🏽😂

[@kalaylaseehafer5195]

4:30 wait till book 5 Hehe

[@thechickenwhisperer6175]

FRRRRRRRRRR

[@drakefong1619]

Idk why but “it will be a giant chess set 😳 is giving me so much serotonin and life

[@macgirl1234]

I just keep coming back to this when my mood sucks. Never fails to make me smile. I'm seriously having the worst day and bam! I'm laughing. Thank you so much!

[@BessmaITube]

Chanwills doing the dumbledore impression better than a movie ever did

[@rumaysa57]

They should do your parodies in actual movies

[@ishaana9270]

It's become so hard to imagine them in their proper faces now

[@Aspenwood_pawzz]

“Happy Birth-day, little HaaAAAaaryyy” ON POINT

[@vaishnavimaroju8382]

6:31😂😂🤣

[@O.O_9]

Me seeing you posted something: ✨Dumbledore gasp✨