Compilation of Jim Bakker’s doomsday food buckets

[@nietzschesghost8529]

When he started choking on his own soup it reminded me of the Simpsons episode where Krusty does a commercial for his burgers. "Oh god, I swallowed some of the juices!"

[@AnotherOak]

I remember that!😂

[@F1zzii]

Fr 😂

[@jontolar6838]

lol you got a shoutout on PapaMeat video about televangelists

[@partial7707]

came here from papameat video on corrupt pastors

[@jamesrussell7427]

This is not gringo food 😜🤪🤣

[@anb7408]

0:32 Watching him choke up and almost puke from tasting that mess was PRICELESS!” 😂😂😂😂

[@AB-nk5wv]

F You! You’d choke too if you ate a bucket of glue 😂

[@cantocant2346]

It's hard to wrap my head around the Queen in the Hawaiian shirt singing about end times to the tune of My Girl. I've seen a lot of crazy but damn, this is spectacular.

[@WakandaBabe]

Motown should sue them.

[@austintayeshus1]

came to comments infuriated looking for validation. ty stranger. as a pop music follower, i was disturbed by their rendition lol. feeling romantic re:apocalypse is highly questionable, so pls leave the temps out of it as they are, generally speaking, highly agreeable. secular versions are always better anyway i reckon. also subtopic re:abysmal motown cover-- does he make fun of the whole concept, like break the fourth wall or something, when he's talking about the water purification stuff removing the poison? like he's all laughing and he says, "i like that, too much." wtf? i'm a cerebral mofo so that tells me one of three things is true (okay, one def is, u guess which): 1. they don't believe the apocalypse is actually coming and this junk is useless 2. they actually do the opposite and inject poison into water 3. the guy is just kinda sorta douchey and is working with terrible material. ty for attending my ted talk re:that bullshit

[@cantocant2346]

@@austintayeshus1 No problem!

[@NormAppleton]

It pisses on Smokey Robinson too

[@larsolsen2424]

That guy singing doesn't believe this crap, he just wants to get paid for this gig.

[@franzfanz]

Work is work.

[@bushdid91195]

Idk he kinda sounds like he's the praise and worship leader lol

[@Lenny.262]

They paid him with 10 food buckets. Jim tasted them all before giving them to him 😂

[@oleeb]

They should never have let him out of prison.

[@ARedMagicMarker]

The way he said "real-live Mexicans" made it sound like he was describing them as if he went out and rounded up some Mexican citizens from off the sidewalk with a large butterfly net and put them in an exhibit or something. I dunno why it made me laugh so much, but it did. Just listening to the way these people talk their genuine, unfiltered, everyday talk just without a second thought sometimes just tickles me with how so out of touch they are. XD And yes, as a "real-live U.S-type gringo", I can guarantee, that *IS* 100.00% certified, real-live gringo food. Sorry to break it to you, Jim-boi.

[@leonceboudreauxwolf]

Aww man, don't insult gringo food like that. WHAT kind of gringo food do you eat ? I hope they don't overcharge you 😂😂😂

[@ARedMagicMarker]

@@leonceboudreauxwolf I just call it "gringo food" because I am completely certain this was NOT made anywhere near Mexico and if it was actually hand-made/cooked by a "real-live Mexican" it was probably by coincidence in a large cooking and packing factory someplace in the States. That, and that it's really, REALLY bad gringo food that I wouldn't even feed to a starving stray dog. You know what? At the end of it, I don't care where it was made, or who made it, because it still tastes heinous.... for I sampled this series of bucket doom food before for the lulz. As for the food I eat currently, it tends to be either homemade with recipes I'm used to (or I research), fresh, fresh-caught fish, or organic. As for over-charging, organic sure does fit the bill at times, *cough* Whole Foods *cough* , which is why I advocate for gardening.

[@ropete33]

Oh he had to have the tokens up there too

[@ARedMagicMarker]

@@ropete33 But of course. Every self respecting, somewhat intelligent grifter knows it's good for business, a good image, and nothing else.

[@NormAppleton]

It passed the Mexican test!

[@duncanfisher2986]

Funny, how Jim's preparing for the end times by gathering money.

[@Exposedpokeymon]

Hahaha well how else are you going too afford all the doomsday bunkers and jets and mansions

[@haywardjeblomey6505]

@@Exposedpokeymon It has to be the weak and helpless, though.

[@Gypsyfoxx-j3l]

Mointain house makes better food than this corporate shill

[@coronaphone710]

He hides it under a improvised table made out of buckets.

[@donaldpeterson590]

"People will eat their children. That's what happens when people get hungry." Yes, Ms Bakker. When people get hungry, they eat their children. Happens all the time. I ate 3 kids last week. I had a busy week. Couldn't find time to instacart. Had to eat a few kids. Sorry.

[@aaronbrochu]

Your joking right?

[@leonceboudreauxwolf]

😂😂😂😂 Oh my gosh... I'm laughing so hard ...!! Good one.

[@EctoplasmScott]

Lmao

[@crazymotherdance7317]

Not funny in the Bible it says it will happen

[@teohproject]

Phenomenal

[@Mr_Valentin.]

"Eh- ... Goo- ..omg.. *clears throat* " 😹😹😹😹

[@ethanfritts5100]

I can’t stop laughing at it

[@balazsfenyes3880]

not clears his throats, he gags.

[@seivaDsugnA]

It makes starving to death a viable option.

[@AB-nk5wv]

Lmao would I rather eat the glue soup or just let my body eat itself? It is a tough call.

[@ReynardTheFox-dm8py]

I was just about to buy some expensive furniture...thankfully after watching this video, I now know I can make a beautiful table out of Jim's food buckets, plywood and a sheet !

[@christiemoore8545]

😂

[@Gypsyfoxx-j3l]

I think he was considering it more for when you're already in the wasteland, food furniture dont sound too bad an idea in the appcalypse, if only it tasted like food, hell i wouldnt even mind if it tasted like MRE, just gimme something that taste somewhat like food.

[@JD-lt7uv]

"This is unbelievable!" No truer words have been spoken out of his mouth.

[@bradbeckett]

Wow.

[@lisandrapagan2061]

His a lunatic and his followers 😅

[@blairjamieson9228]

Except for when he went on about him sinning.

[@lisadunn4171]

The liquid in the blue bucket looks like sewage

[@sroevukasroevuka]

Made from the latrine bucket

[@PapiCthulu2]

They mistook the janitor's bucket

[@sroevukasroevuka]

@@PapiCthulu2 the latrine bucket, because poo poo. His words. Grifter. Snake oil salesman.

[@Childofgod-cg1cg]

Lizard swamp times lol ❤❤

[@elliotjones3503]

Its so good. (wheezes for air) h my god. (erhermgh)

[@BandiGetOffTheRoof]

Plot hole: If they really believe the end times are coming, why do they want to stay alive? Wouldn't they rather die and be with GOD?

[@chumauyamadu2053]

You’re thinking too hard

[@NormAppleton]

Yeah, Heaven is an all inclusive resort with a 24 hour buffet and they never take away the crab legs.

[@Gentlemenpickleesq.]

There's a shortage of chairs though.........

[@anb7408]

When this nut says the word “unbelievable,” you can take that to the literal meaning. Because when he says something, it IS un-believable.

[@gleej8120]

‘You could trade them for a new car!’ …where you going in the middle of an apocalypse! This is train wreck TV if I have ever seen it!

[@peggyfillmore1971]

Where you going to get gas in the middle of an apocalypse 🤣🤣

[@leonceboudreauxwolf]

​@@peggyfillmore1971From the Jim Baker Show....where else ? 😂😂😂

[@autobotstarscream765]

Where you're going at that point is to go hunt for some real food so you don't die from living on that cat food! 😹

[@eric_eagle]

“There’s coming a day when the gold won’t be valuable” Then why are you doing everything you possibly can to obtain gold Jim

[@umachan9286]

His food buckets have been rated as "not much better than starving". In other words they'll keep you fed but you don't know if dying would be preferable to eating them.

[@AB-nk5wv]

Imagine there is an apocalypse. What is the upside to living at that point? That glue soup will last a couple years maybe and then what?

[@c.a.t.732]

It's weird how the current Mrs. Bakker looks like a clone of the late Tammy Faye.

[@donaldpeterson590]

Because he's gay and pretends his wives are drag queens.

[@NormAppleton]

Beats the Trailer park she was living in I guess.

[@rush1er]

😂dudes talking about trading coffee like currency. You can take the convict out of prison but you can't take the prison out of a convict.

[@Exposedpokeymon]

Jim will gladly trade you a coffee bucket for a new car if he was here today

[@leonceboudreauxwolf]

To see Jim ODing on his own product oughta tell people something about it..choking because he can't get it down..but wants to sell this mess, most probably to seniors, playing on their fears, and profiting from that mess, is more disgusting than his "food" (except we used to call it hog slop)...I think 🤔

[@ijustwannabeadrummer]

ah so this guy was the inspiration for The Righteous Gemstones

[@GordonCaledonia]

I think of Jim Bakker every time I watch, _Gemstones_ it's great!

[@muaythaigal9987]

Real life Mexxxxxicaaaans 🤣 🤣 bro Edit: that song at the end was lit af 🔥 👌 😂

[@MISTERWEREWOLF02]

Mmm potato and mop water for 160 bucks that's a steal!!!

[@sroevukasroevuka]

If i have to choose between eating this slop or becoming a zombie ill take zombie.

[@razark9]

Agreed. Raw brains looks more appetizing than whatever that sludge is.

[@davidthornton8490]

Slop bucket jim. Is that what he learned in prison how to make soup?

[@joyr36]

Why not spend the time on getting people saved so they won't need the food buckets but be gone in a twinkling of an eye? The scripture about eating of children is not related to the end of time. It is in Deuteronomy 28. This is when Moses was leading the people to the promised land. It tells of blessings for obedience and curses for disobedience. The starving part was under the curses for disobedience. I hate when people misuse scripture for their own gain.

[@NaddaMercenary]

That song at the end was insane

[@geneencook700]

Decorate your home with jim.

[@cantocant2346]

Food buckets and plywood! The whole living room!

[@Exposedpokeymon]

Posters of Jim naked with his tiny pp

[@TheWorldsLastMilkman]

The "endtimes" song is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[@deeg8849]

3:32. Lori with the funky side shuffle

[@Incognito-vc9wj]

‘The Bible says they’re going to eat their children’ Let’s focus on those drag shows people!!

[@alkebabish]

That quote is about people will destroy themselves and their children through lustful consumption. So it is kind of about drag shows.

[@deeg8849]

0:27. Wow, hmm, (chock), (throat clear) it’s …. so good.

[@larsolsen2424]

He needs an enema with that stuff.

[@Cooter-c7r]

"The EMP bomb can destroy the trucks so none of them work anymore, and you can trade this shitty coffee for one of them and then you can cut the floorboards out so you can push it around like a little tykes car!"

[@RobDelacruz-w6d]

😮😅 Jimmy had to force hisself to NOT SPEW THAT CRAP OUT !! 😅😮😂

[@Mattybot3000]

Wonder how many people still have these buckets stored away. Surely it is still safe to eat when the world ends... next year.

[@Exposedpokeymon]

By the time it happens the buckets will be antiques sold off like nfts jims original scam buckets showing us where scams and religious crap meets Hollywood

[@ropete33]

Talking about the coffee: "You could trade it for a car!" I'm sure because they'll be worthless with no gasoline.

[@rush1er]

It's bcuz coffee is like currency in prison. Lol 😂 you can take the convict out of prison but you can't take the prison out of the convict.

[@mth469]

the gas comes with the food.

[@richardphillips6205]

Great question if the water is contaminated with radiation how do you rehydrate the food?

[@mariostelzner4530]

JIM ALSO SELLS WATER PURIFICATION SYSTEMS, IF YOU CAN'T FIND THEM ELSEWHERE. AHAHAHA AHAHAHA LOL

[@leonceboudreauxwolf]

Spit that's what you use because no one's going to eat it anyway. It's officially called Spit Food. 😂😂

[@leonceboudreauxwolf]

​@@mariostelzner4530Oh yeaaah, Jimbo's got it all covered, he's on top of it. Is it true that the water filters are made of asbestos...to filter the poisons out...and sometimes radiation ? 😂😂

[@autobotstarscream765]

The radiation in the water is how you have to nuke the freezing, germ-infested river water-hydrated sludge unless you have a way to actually make fire! 😂 🔥

[@JamesTAbernathy]

WoOw, it looks good enough to vomit!

[@diandian9827]

I kept thinking, "this has GOT to be satire...." but he's 100% serious. Prison sure didnt change him.

[@haywardjeblomey6505]

If you hate paying taxes, but still want to be a fraud, try religion in the USA.

[@rayk8710]

Why is America like this? It's beyond insane! How can people be this gullible? 😂😂😂

[@j_m_b_1914]

Do/did people really believe his shit? Did people actually buy this shit?

[@chalkdust2877]

Yes and yes there are so many dumb people in this country that believe charlatans like Jim and Trump and Mike Lindell.

[@suephillips7002]

Unfortunately, they do.

[@Exposedpokeymon]

Yeah I think he's worth 100m out of his scam bucket 🪣

[@mth469]

@@Exposedpokeymon is he really worth that much? 100m? then why is he selling slop on TV. i doubt he has anywhere near that much.

[@paulhogan8958]

"I love summertime" Not a truer statement has ever been uttered on television.

[@kronkD]

Who else came here after the papa meat doomsday bucket ranking?

[@dirkdiggler2379]

Lmao I am laughing so bad when he choked

[@KingOstrich]

hey ive got an idea for a show, we base it around armageddon and buckets of stodge.

[@iwouldprefernotto4381]

Sold! That is solid gold!

[@ignatzfarquad7535]

He doesn’t know the difference between Summertime and My Girl

[@sogiaac777]

I've got burrrggeeerrsss

[@captaintruth3219]

And all these years I thought Tammy Faye died from cancer.

[@HerbertAtkinson]

This is so outrages, anyone who is a real Christian that can't see & hear that this man is a false teacher are as gullible as they came..

[@jaysonwallker1648]

Hey I have a real hot tip for you guys! Want these buckets for free? Anybody who has a cat will be happy to provide you one. Is called Tidy Cat. They work great as our latrine. (Drolly) Ask any poor unforunate homeless person who's had to use one. Hey I can rewrite that song too. "I've got big scams.. to take your dough away.. to get my garbage.. send your cash today.. I'm a con man.. I'll take your money cuz I can.. buckets.. talkin about buckets.. buckets!! Oooo oooo oooo oooo! 2nd verse.. I was in prison.. for me it's nothing new.. I scammed millions.. 'twas the thing to do.. when will people learn? They have so much cash to burn.. buckets.. I'm sellin' my buckets.. f**k 'em.. buckets!

[@amandaslagter926]

This is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen in my life. I wonder how sales have been for Ol Jim. The AP Bomb goes off and you can trade the packs or coffee for a car 😂😂😂 coffees barter value will be more valuable than gold. 😂😂😂🥴

[@Prime501]

Watching this with fart sounds fucking killed me.

[@Nebarus]

Jim, if the end is coming, why horde money?

[@Exposedpokeymon]

So he can be the greediest boomer possible too buy that new corvette and be corvette Jim and 80s coke and Lambo Jim on Fridays

[@jonathanbethards3689]

Real live Mexicans!

[@b0r0din988]

the dead mexicans ate from the food buckets

[@mth469]

@@b0r0din988 ...and then they are turned into the stuff that goes into those buckets. its the circle of life.

[@josephcross7960]

I thought the "Faithful" are going to be Raptured during the end times, I think he knows something YOU DON'T................

[@lisandrapagan2061]

Yes he is going to hell

[@carolynboyd8539]

Do you actually believe when tribulation comes we will be able to eat food. There won’t be any food and Lords people won’t be around. The Lord said, don’t worry about food, the word is your food. Did Bakker ever read it. The sad thing he has not repent of anything is going to worst place you can go. I guess prison didn’t do anything for him. I wonder how he met Lori?

[@jeffpearljam1976]

It takes seven years to complete end times

[@feartheoldblood]

​@carolynboyd8539 "man shall not live by bread alone" Jim just decided to skip that part

[@redlaur]

What if there is no water In the End Days !!!!

[@fabiancorrea8279]

That moan at 0:26 is so fucking unnecessary 🤣🤣 the smell probably hit him at once lmao

[@PeterShackelford]

He should sell rocks and say they have healing properties.😂

[@merseywhogirl3430]

The grifter that keeps on grifting!!!

[@ronweber386]

Soylent green!

[@peterthorpe5341]

What's he going to do without any fresh water?

[@RangiSawaiki]

THE OFFICIAL MEXICAN TEST! I CAN'T...

[@melindagarcia1245]

Phychoman!!!! Why they let him have another show????

[@deeg8849]

1:06. Make coffee tables. Girl- yeah

[@Salrie-Antlerhorn]

Just one question. If this food lasts for 8 years, how will it stay fresh? And don't say "God will keep it fresh!"

[@ReynardTheFox-dm8py]

"The bible says, their gonna eat their arms, then eat their babies"..........I ate a clown once.....but he tasted funny..........

[@ursinecanine9657]

"The soup comes in fifty gallons of this" .... Gifted orator isn't he.

[@ShangHighRoller]

Motown for the End Times! 3:04

[@christopherlucas4620]

Jim probably really enjoyed that soup. He ate prison food for many years.

[@sneakerfreak2002]

When the guy starts singing I’m like Yeahhhh I’m out

[@NancyGonzalez-kv5mm]

My husband is Mexicans says it looks like vomit.

[@RustyShackelford261]

How many Mexicans is he

[@patrickormerod3472]

bout tree fiddy @@RustyShackelford261 @DaleGribble261

[@razark9]

You don't have to be a Mexican to tell that looks lkke vomit lol. It looks repulsive and Jim Bakers reaction to his spoonful of soup was hilarious.

[@sroevukasroevuka]

Yes, but is he an authentic mexican.

[@leonceboudreauxwolf]

​@@RustyShackelford261😂😂 When I read that I thought the same. How many is...😂

[@StGeorge257]

Looney Tunes.

[@newavatar2947]

Real Life Mexican Field Workers trying to make an Honest Living (unlike Jim) Approved... Just gives you the scheetz... 🚽 💩

[@deeg8849]

0:57. This is not gringo food

[@raulchavez3314]

"Aleluya soup" selling for a clown of the faith

[@AndrewJam-vv9xw]

Alright the end times song was creepy yall lol

[@joec4014]

How could this even be legal?

[@kevin-jg5nq]

That soup he almost barfed up looks like it came out of a baby's diaper and who's that clown singing and smiling? I doubt the actual apocalypse will be a laughing matter.

[@sroevukasroevuka]

Pudding courtesy of the latrine buckets.

[@michaelward3271]

Nobody wants to admit that the Partial Preteriste might be right

[@deeg8849]

1:36. Trade the bucket for whatever you want, like a new car

[@shelleyhulet5371]

On his way to...careful Jim.

[@spicydoge3847]

The song between 03:08 and 3:40 was majestic

[@DavidEssex8008]

End times oooooooooooouuuuuoooooooo

[@mesquitegirl2013]

What did he promise those people that are working there??

[@infidelcastro5129]

Wait a minute… if his people are left behind to live off this overpriced slop when the rapture happens, doesn’t that mean they’re bad people?

[@redfern6013]

4:27 Grammy Nominee

[@PeterShackelford]

After buying the food bucket and discovering it isn't edible they eat their children to keep from starving to death.

[@RobDelacruz-w6d]

... Jim Says: .. "You Could Trade Them For Whatever You Want, .. You Could Probably Get A New Car." 😅😂. Well, MAYBE you could trade a couple thousand of those "Pig Slop" buckets to a Car salesman if he also had a huge herd of swine to slop !!

[@abrideforchrist4247]

Brandon Biggs was telling everybody to get a Jim bakker bucket in 2014 I believe it was

[@crisptomato9495]

ONE BUCKET OF PANCAKE

[@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar]

0:24-0:44 is so disgusting. This guy is unimaginably richer than I could personally imagine. I'm certain he got that money by being a false prophet and wolf in sheep's clothing. So he should have plenty of stuff, and be fine to share with the people. But he just takes that ladle, drinks out of it, and puts it back in contaminating the soup... Nobody is appalled at this behavior or heckling him from the audience. I'm mentally beside myself. This is so disgusting. I doubt he took the time to finish that whole bucket. It probably got trashed. This is so disgusting, and is one of the reasons why we still have the poor with us.

[@evanstein3011]

It is repulsive and he has done it elsewhere. But I'm not sure these stunts of wasting chemically laden garbage "food" is the reason for poverty.

[@JonathanCross-e6k]

There is no way he really did this

[@sonnyfleming904]

People are buying it....

[@frankbrazil7918]

he should offer a baby flavored slop bucket

[@DJSLANKMAN]

Shi seems like something out of a Steve brûlée check it out episode 💀

[@andreiarca3024]

Well, he was right about the toilet paper.

[@Wisegirl4u]

🤨🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤣 omg!

[@smilereceive]

I tried this pig slop and it tastes actually pretty good.