ULTIMATE US MILITARY TRAINING FAILS AND FUNNY MOMENTS

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[@nightmareyt9910]

The guy at 1:04 wasn’t sleeping he’s was just changing his sensitivity

[@fishy4109]

Best comment I have seen

[@ChubiceOfChunckle20]

Now that is a boomer meme

[@kyokuslaps2411]

@@ChubiceOfChunckle20 you are a literal child then

[@un1verse309]

Big Smoke how, boomer is so overused and used in the most dumbest situation. smh

[@kiva_kaze]

@@ChubiceOfChunckle20 says the guy with big smoke as his pfp

[@yungwendigo9793]

That guy was flying that helicopter like he was playing battlefield 😂😂😂

[@codyfargo1861]

Saucy Flossy I’m curious if he was okay from that crash

[@keeganjose6504]

Wordd 😂

[@redcell9636]

@@codyfargo1861 if he died, yes, if he survived...FUCK and NO

[@21stcenturystrengthethos47]

I would think he died

[@L3GHO5T]

cody fargo surprisingly he walked away from it unhurt. That guys got an almost unbelievable story that’s 100% true with video footage, lucky bastard!

[@darg682]

*The new U.S. ARMY moto:* "It's amazing what McDonalds can do."

[@ninjaman570]

That was marine training haha

[@daichishimmura9886]

You meant "it's amazing what Mcdonald trump can do"

[@rydawggy]

1000 like

[@remphy]

1K sub? huh??

[@programmedforfailure4256]

Marines. . .

[@spencerscott4469]

"Believe it or not, you were swimming" Its actually really fascinating how the instructors know when to criticize and when to give a compliment.

[@saymlemay]

This capacity is achieved by going through said training himself. He knows.

[@Moonlightshadow-lq4fr]

It wasn't a compliment it was a lie!

[@opfer88]

He was drowning lmfao

[@Heathen.Deity.]

Believe it or not… not. Dude was like a brick.

[@basecamper113]

3:45 "it's a machine gun" *smiles* "O K"

[@nobody-cy8vn]

The Germans face looks like : if it's a macchine gun I am a princess

[@hookyhook6006]

*tapes on hitlerstache*

[@nobody-cy8vn]

@David Jones LOL

[@dominationspencer7684]

I have to Yell at people and tell them a machine gun is not a 50 Cal it is fully automatic

[@nobody-cy8vn]

@David Jones I took it as a joke , anyway I still think that communism and fascism has a lot in "common" ( communism joke ) Usually Nazist and fascist want to say that they are different from communism and apparently it is true , but at the bottom they are the same shit with different names . Impo To find the right route you have to THINK with your mind . Because at the least we know what it's right even when we try to lie to us . That's why there is a think called commonsense

[@jagerreal]

"ITS A MACHINE GUN" german soldier: *hehehe*

[@bacconboy5881]

He he

[@okiedokie144]

Hehehe

[@kml1717]

He forgot hitler

[@matiasluna4927]

*He he*

[@sidisme5566]

German go brrrrrr

[@enigmaencrypted2392]

“Drill sergeant i dropped grenade somewhere over there” 😂😂

[@inversaa4569]

Enigma Encrypted the way he said it had me dying

[@CarlosCampos]

He sounded like squidward

[@BlueblueN]

I like how he was looking around for it like he just lost his keys

[@CarlosCampos]

Sherlock Holmes 15:36 watch the whole clip 😂

[@uboii]

That’s gotta be the funniest shit ever 😂😂 Steve urkel ass

[@royal3524]

“Believe it or not, you were swimmin!” God I love drill instructors. They know when to give a critique or a compliment. Even though their compliments usually sound like a critique. Love it

[@termixx9139]

Welcome to the “it’s time for bed” side of KZbin.

[@maxrulez3705]

Fr tho its 05:32

[@xslonk]

too right

[@dr.yolo3343]

Hahahaha yes,it's 2:35 a.m. here

[@leoblack8497]

@@dr.yolo3343 dude wtf same here creepy

[@leoblack8497]

@@dr.yolo3343 how was ur day

[@dixienormous6052]

“Drill Sergeant, I dropped my grenade somewhere over there.” God bless the Army.

[@boeck-a-roid8965]

I started laughing so hard and when the sergeant turns the camera around I lost it

[@Triniidadii_Productions]

16:06

[@andymar13]

legend

[@rahulyadav-qb8nw]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@brandonavalos1929]

americas finest

[@huns9911]

8:55 "Believe it or not, you were swimming." Those words were probably actually really constructive for him.

[@TraceMalin]

In the world of lifeguarding, we call that "active drowning."

[@henriklnnkvist7727]

@@TraceMalin meh close enough

[@artin13]

But for a moment he actually was swimming

[@terricampbell3179]

They build each other up and pus each other harder in the military, one day that man will be able to swim because of moments like that

[@TraceMalin]

@@terricampbell3179 The military specializes in creating a gung-ho mindset which is important that you believe that you or your team can do anything when facing the enemy, but there are few skills the military can do that civilians don't do better (other than some things that are very job specific). Most world-record holders in scuba diving, skydiving, swimming, obstacle course racing, shooting etc., are civilians who never served. So, in reality civilians get push harder with results. The one thing that I truly think the military does better than anyone else is teach. Friends of mine who could barely pass a math class became trig experts thanks to artillery school. One worked for Space-X and solved a problem the Ph.D. engineers couldn't figure out based on what he learned about shell trajectory. Public schools need to adopt whatever the military does to turn idiots into geniuses.

[@jokereodmc2106]

16:10 “Drill sergeant I dropped my grenade somewhere over there” best part in 17 and a half minutes

[@Khwez123]

You can’t tell me the girl in the beginning didn’t know what she was doing

[@yesnt790]

Taser tho

[@flowflips3172]

You could see her vibe...and the hands...she was priming her self to grab

[@bdawg1118]

she didn’t know

[@MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin]

She went down... on the right dude, just sayin.

[@lastreverse8524]

The girl in the beginning didn’t know what she was doing.

[@ellllllo77]

3:33 German: saves ammo American: *laughs in unlimited military budget*

[@lagoom1411]

Lol

[@thechargentarge1341]

FOR DEUTSCHLAND I WILL SAVE AMMO FOR ZE FATHERLAND

[@confusedkoala694]

He isn’t saving ammo the Germans use a different type of Lmg so they’re used to warming up the gun first before they use it

[@_garfeld1357]

Lol

[@flixplus7289]

Confused Koala nope

[@Gotobar]

15:16 “You have no more ammo” ... “How did this happen Drill Sergeant?” “You shot it all, Private”

[@aidenpearce7775]

Kid never played Call of Duty

[@lucaschan9079]

When the drill sergeant is so shocked and confused by the guys lack of awareness he is chuckling and not yelling

[@nerdygaemz7046]

"Oh"

[@eltoroloco1936]

The private thought the Drill Sergeant was doing some kind of magic trick.

[@Wateringman]

Now you know how stupid Hollywood is. The shooters on tv shows, each of their guns have more bullets than an army squad carries.

[@alanjenkins2203]

That guy jumping into the pool wasn't a fail. That was a man facing his fears with great support from his trainers.

[@thekasperrr]

stipid nig couldn't swim lol

[@foolserrand9715]

Same with the girl doing 6 gs in the jet. Dude just made fun of her when she managed to ace the exercise

[@proreleased6873]

Let’s be honest, we didn’t searched for this but we enjoyed it

[@shamyrabrown3713]

I did, I searched for it because i wanna be in the army or Marines

[@chrzescijaningz]

yessir

[@alaunstuart553]

On bro

[@ItzBlue113]

I search for it

[@shamyrabrown3713]

Black First what that supposed to mean I live in a very wealthy place, and I been wanting to join the army sense I was little and it’s my dream to join and Ik it’s not impossible to join, your join someone that wants to bring someone down and tell them they can’t do it, I want to help my country while your lazy ass sets on your couch and criticize people do something better with your life then to mess with people

[@Simmbahh]

Is nobody going to talk about how this sergeant motivated his boy with: "let's go, let's go, big Mac right heya! ITS AMAZIN WAT MCDONALD'S CAN DO"

[@mycoreefer]

Army ain't for pussies ig haha

[@mellloyd6291]

All Time Goldies Definitely not. My uncle told me that in his army training it’s like they’re goal to break you down. They’re hella tough, that’s why u can’t do it cuz i’m sensitive as hell

[@mycoreefer]

@@mellloyd6291 yeah, i hate when bitches lile izaac complain, i wonder what training the army like little snowflakes would do for the country in an eventual war

[@Robo__Cough]

Literally everybody is talking about it

[@tylertuliszewski2835]

Yall realize that’s the marine corps training right? Lmao

[@Vince6323]

Some of these are funny, but some are pretty damn inspiring. The strength and grit of some of those soldiers to fight through their chants while breathing tear gas, and the comradery and support afterwards was awesome.

[@Strade8]

Why does it have to be something where people feel discomfort? Is there in any other sector such rituals? Imagine you get a promotion on the job and the first day with the new salary you had to inhale some poison gas. Would that be acceptable that your bosses requires it? Is just stupid and uncivil.

@@Strade8 you need to get kidnapped by a foreign government to appreciate your security provided by the military. I recommend you go to China

[@johnathans3306]

@@Strade8 it’s literally the military the fuck do you think they are going to do a surprise tickle fight

[@scorpionhdkid8972]

@@johnathans3306 Well as long as they don't require exposure for too long cuz u don't want to promote someone just for them to get permanent damage before even being deployed

[@jimmyormerod4075]

@@Strade8 its not a fucking ritual its part of there training you knob to deal with extreme discomfert and pain plus they will be tear gassed, beat up, shot at ,taserd in combat so it prepares them you clearly dont know much about the militery

[@Josh46731]

"it's amazing what McDonald's can do!" 😂😂😂

[@masterchief3726]

My favorite part

[@dsl_flix298]

Josh46731 fucking marines 😂

[@andrewfoote8509]

Josh46731 that was hilarious😂😂

[@dumbdog2924]

That shit killed me 😂

[@joaopedrodebarrosdaeira5466]

I died laughing at that part 😂😂😂

[@samist232]

When that single lad took his mask off and recited his chant i got chills

[@nc5460]

where

[@irstaxcollector]

@@nc5460 5:19

[@craigoakleygomme8492]

What was making him choke?

[@nmelody4414]

@@craigoakleygomme8492 it's the tear gas I guess

[@jeremy4046]

@@craigoakleygomme8492 CS Gas sucks. I'd do basic all over if they left that part out.

[@raptor4211]

"You shot all your rounds private" The audacity when he says "HOW?"

[@Dfloyd60]

"drill sarent I drop my grenade somewhere ova there" *looks in sheer terror and confusion* 16:08

[@benfernandez9939]

he’s such a nerd too lmao it’s hilarious

[@inimiczl376]

Poor guy

[@simon6495]

Honey Bun Kid • 10 years ago stupid and a nerd is a very unlucky combination

[@aymen9000]

He almost cry

[@hakamyasser6289]

I felt bad for the guy he almost cried

[@Vchhe]

"I dropped my nade somewhere over there" BRUH

[@rian534]

Veer Singh 👁👄👁

[@sandypits]

@Veer Singh you have the wha-

[@DRANT1S]

@@sandypits Welcome to the Gulag

[@OrbInDaFrame]

The Apache flying in the winter is a perfect representation of BF4 Pilots 6:54

[@annhentaiuser6658]

Me: *Nervous laughing*

[@grootthetwig1229]

Yep

[@MauveDash]

Yes

[@anonymoushunter9808]

Fractured Frame that tail whip was performed too low and since it endangered many civilians in the process the pilot got arrested.

[@OrbInDaFrame]

@@anonymoushunter9808 damn that's really rough ngl RIP ti the pilot's job and oop to the endangered civis

[@casualcrusader]

the sergeants baiting the one guy with imaginary cheeseburgers was brutal but hilarious

[@bryanhynes4520]

Soldier - “Looking around” Soldier - 👁👄👁 Soldier - “Drill Sergeant I dropped my grenade somewhere over there”

[@samtaylorvlogs9629]

Yh thAt was funny shit 😂🤣

[@saatananaasi2015]

I had a stroke reading this

[@ryanfrederick3671]

@@saatananaasi2015 then you need to go back go school

[@saatananaasi2015]

@@ryanfrederick3671 I didn't know they taught you how to avoid a stroke in school?

[@saatananaasi2015]

@@ryanfrederick3671 I suppose you're still in school since you can't even write.

[@boujeemann]

16:10 protect this man at all costs

[@petrsvoboda3207]

because he probably couldn't protect himself lmao

[@waffles9771]

Josuke part8 AHHHHHHH

[@hr473]

@@petrsvoboda3207 It was tactical explosion device placement mimimi :P

[@sexmodtf2freepunjabinoviru162]

He damn sure ain’t protecting himself😂

[@jasonjaskey]

I made that my ringtone LMAO

[@fatneekduckisgay8404]

2:39 this guy died became a zombie started dancing then came back to life as a human amazing

[@justclasscm]

can someone say me what they tested or what happend? please

[@Angel-pw7el]

@@justclasscm I'm really bad at explaining so here you go. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-G_training

[@justclasscm]

@@Angel-pw7el ok thanks short said: The blood goes away from the Brain for a moment that causes the Body to breakdown and when the blood comes again the brain restarts (I cant explain it better xD)

[@Idengard]

Do the zombie! Do the zombie!

[@amandaroman3471]

They won’t tell you ( unless you dig ) how many “kids” trying to “fight for their country “ died with this kind of training. Gotta be a better way than making it happen - this will kill someone who goes into high altitude yes so I see why it needs to be training for it but actually making it happen is horribly risky and as I said many have died. It looks funny to you but to me it looks sad. He doesn’t even know what they are doing to his brain and what risk he is in: they don’t tell you either. Just man up and fight for your country right. Who cares about you needing blood to the brain all the time./: so what if your only half dead a minute or so..: we will train you yet. Or kill you: one of the two:

[@YoWhoDat]

3:34 cracks me up. “It’s a machine gun!” Let that freedom ring dude! 🦅 🇺🇸

[@kdubs5798]

11:52 this man has never smiled in his life

[@gavinedwards4749]

I chuckled at this comment

[@ElRodriPR]

My grandfather XD

[@GloomBetter]

Girls when getting tased: "OW! OW! OW!" guys when getting tased: *singing*

[@MrDylanButton]

Miock painfull singing

[@bluemicrobe7744]

More like screaming

[@GloomBetter]

@@bluemicrobe7744 I'm talking about the one dude that was actually singing when he got tased

[@dustykevin6329]

More often reverse, that why it's in funny

[@bluemicrobe7744]

Miock oh okay still funny though

[@matthewnolan1686]

I love how we’re all sitting on our butts laughing at people training their hardest

[@britishsoldier1186]

I am loving it.

[@bobbilly712]

I read this comment while watching them have a chicken squeezed next to their ear

[@jonmann4980]

Lol we really don’t

[@adalbertojorgeribeirocouti516]

Oh, lose a granade is to train hard? Hahahahahahaha

[@nippy7425]

Adalberto Jorge Ribeiro Coutinho bruh moment

[@mrthebales172]

I've gotten tazed, oc sprayed, cs gas, and all sorts of other painful experiences with my time in the marine corps, and I can tell you without a doubt that oc spray is the most pain I've ever experienced

[@zacharyallen8767]

I was cutting some habaneros recently and I was foolish and rubbed my eyes.... the rest is history

[@The_S1ug303]

Are you like forced to get taxed as like part of training or whatever or is it just cause ya want to

[@The_S1ug303]

Also any other things that you d9 in the military that might make someone think twice about joining?

[@canadadry8522]

Everbody gangsta till the guy showing off crashes the heli

[@XXbourneXX1]

That looked so fake though

[@chops5615]

Off to the gulag

[@edwardlinbeck8923]

That’s like me in Warzone

[@chops5615]

@@edwardlinbeck8923 lol

[@herbalsneeze1621]

Reminds me of Kobe’s helicopter...

[@Matthew-qx3dh]

6:17 they were encouraging him by promising food on the other side 😂😂😂

[@comet3969]

“BigMac”

[@yuriusutr7284]

Frahs

[@diegorosario282]

Hey soldier big Mac behind enemy lines Soldier:theres hundreds of you AND one of me you have no chance

[@pho8894]

IM DEAD ASF. thank u for this comment my dumbass didn’t realize that’s what they were doing

[@leni1969]

“Its amazing what mcdonalds can do” BRUH 😂

[@RGD1982]

The 2 grenade guys are definitely going to be bullet stoppers

[@noldorwarrior7791]

Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!

[@franksmith8210]

Those are what we call POGS. They’ll never see the enemy.

[@graysonvirtue4058]

@@franksmith8210 or REMFs xD

[@DontKnowGuy]

Na, more than likely a computer guy or admin.

[@kuribayashi84]

_"Thats not a Machine Gun! (whips out an MG3) THIS is a Machine Gun!!"_ - The German Soldier, later that day (probably)

[@obi-wankenobi1750]

Except it lost the only war it’s ever been in 😂

[@saulmartinez1241]

8:48 did anyone else noticed how easily that dude took the other out from the water with all the equipment and stuff like he weighted nothing??

[@muhammadesguerra5352]

"Its amazing what McDonald's can do"

[@graphite7898]

He's a Sarge for a reason, dudes probably very tough.

[@CrizzyEyes]

Not to underrate the guy's strength but it's easier to lift someone when they're suspended in water.

[@TheTyphoon365]

you don't weight as much when your floating in the water, and he dragged him out sliding on the rail, it's not as bad as it looks

[@dkbroman]

Believe it or not he was swimming

[@ty.jarell3324]

7:10 me in GTA trying to convince other players that I am good at flying.

[@happyalltheday2275]

Yeah

[@adielrum2721]

How did that didnt explode lmao

[@spinalfluids1135]

@@adielrum2721 snow took the impact

[@TheIceWizard7]

When i let my friend fly for the heist...

[@slipknotgod6664]

Me trying to even fly

[@Mikeological]

“Wow that heli came really close.... huh he’s coming back around..... that’s uh... that’s a bit of a steep angle there........ coming in fast, too.....ok this can’t end well.”

[@CriticoolHit]

"Oh man that's so cool it's just like how we all fly in video games" 2 seconds later crashes "yep... Just like how we all fly in video games"

[@deez1321]

not so much of a steep angle. more of thin air due to higher altitude. maneuver would be fine if he did it at sea level, which is probably what he practised at.

[@micahwhitsel3847]

Any idea where/when this was at?

[@danielbuongiorno7093]

@@micahwhitsel3847 Yeah that was definitely the most serious of the 'funny' montage, I'm curious too that couldn't have ended well.

[@AikonikBoy]

he almost hit one guy... dude hit the deck just in time..

[@garrettbailey860]

Soldier: it’s a machine gun! Guy: okay (starts shooting every one he sees)

[@aataa322]

Minute

[@brhu356]

@@aataa322 3:33

[@monkeyman7048]

It was us soldiers and German soldiers. German on the mg

[@christophdunkel5733]

Yeah, that used to happen quote a lot at mutual training exercises. German doctrine was to conserve ammo with short precise bursts...american doctrine was to let 'er rip because we sure as hell aint humping it back to base. :-)

[@justanonbionarywalkingdown4295]

He went full auto German.

[@RomanTroll]

“You’ll be amazed what McDonalds can do.”

[@Sharp26]

Fav moments

[@BurntBalls]

What can they do

[@codywilkins8584]

You copy

[@solinvictus2045]

Big mac big mac

[@sammysewell4321]

SCP 5000 everything

[@catlover4954]

Americans: „It‘s a machine gun!“ German: -smirks- „Ok“

[@FrankdaFrickinTank]

MG42 intensifies

[@DoumaIntern]

NoobSlayer beat me to it

[@recemarkou3223]

Germans on Normandy Beach during WW2 “Das Machine Gun!”

[@c-k-e3496]

Rece Markou „Das Maschinen Gun“

[@junebug8485]

"Machinegewher" not machinin gun

[@auntjemima8873]

5:25 is actually very impressive

[@DAClarkism]

Ya that's not a fail, that's a win. Dude doesn't even cough.

[@OldGregsMangina]

Right that's what I'm saying I was like how is this is a fail? He's reciting the Infantryman Creed while in the gas chamber, props to that guy!

[@Pippy1]

Honestly dude was a complete chad for that

[@sawetneb7322]

@@OldGregsMangina do you know what type of gas it is? is it just tear gas or something or what?

[@Real_Mick3y6]

@@sawetneb7322 It is tear gas

[@GeraldWhitehead-i3x]

14:56 I love how even the instructor cant help but laugh.. 7:01 "Oh, that's an impressive pilot" 7:16 "OH... That wasn't on purpose".

[@thebestojf7160]

6:39 “it’s amazing what McDonald’s can do”😂

[@SkyNinja759]

He's lovin' it.

[@lunar6156]

*big Mac big Mac*

[@kodinamsinh3233]

He reminds me of Gomer Pyle

[@xano2921]

German soldier: *uses the machine-gun in a precise manner* American soldier: YO, it's a machine-gun German soldier: haha, oke. *MACHINE-GUN GO BRRRRRRR*

[@giorgiolarriva4814]

Then the American remembers Omaha beach and now regrets telling the German that. .

[@howlravensong3297]

Machinegun goes: murica fuck yeah

[@fetyrol7108]

MACHINE GUN GO DO DO DO DO DO

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

The only thing is that he is aiming by tracers, not using sights. You can't shoot accurately unless you have a long burst to walk rounds on target since only like every 5 rounds have the trace. If you fire 2 round bursts, you are firing most of your rounds blindly. Plus the 50 cal needs volume of fire in order to be effective.

[@isaacdepaula2103]

"Precise manner" with a heavy machine gun, ok...

[@sacred6334]

These aren't fails. These are heroes in training.

[@deallzshamuz7575]

Everyone gangster till the chicken comes out

[@teeslick2643]

truxzzy I swear😂😂

[@xadelib1233]

i loved how they smashed the chickens balls on the ground like when ksi beated up bearus lmao

[@adariusbelk7140]

Yo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kimnelson7188]

Ya the chicken toys are to see if they can have a straight and serious face

[@AngryFishing]

DS: "You shot it all Private." Boot: "Oh."

[@JakobTheCenturion]

Joel Robledo That was a DS, not a DI. Big difference.

[@AngryFishing]

@@JakobTheCenturion Thank you for the correction.

[@endoflame5413]

Ok dat boy there was no indication for weather he was a DI or DS how tf are you able to tell that quickly? Not an insult just a question.

[@AngryFishing]

@@endoflame5413 If you go back to the video the private addresses the instructor as a Sergeant.

[@Stratonetic]

0:36 I would be terrified to see this on the battlefield.

[@Freddy_.910]

Ikr

[@snowchestersystem8974]

*retreat*

[@just_some_random_dude8145]

EVERYONE RETREAT RETREAT

[@NaniteKnight]

Lol , true 😂

[@swag_8884]

I guess you could say they are trained in gorilla warfare

[@tomcuthbert-sayers1451]

Instructor: son, do you know how to fly a helicopter? Idiot: yep.

[@jakegardener4036]

There are many things we dont see, like that chopper smashing the snow park.

[@vivorum]

Jake Gardener someone just HAD to show off

[@billionaireno1]

dude, that was insane

[@roostmx]

I watched it like 20 times its insane. Y’all see that dude that got clipped by what looked to be the rear landing tire on the tail as it hit the ground ?? Wonder how many people died in that bc it slid a good long way.

[@jimmyfitsimmons3464]

Lmao that shit was millions of dollars too 😂

[@zajagter2888]

@@roostmx search "helicopter crashes into snow sky news" I think it'll show the amount of injuries and stuff

[@eversionx9340]

“It amazes me what McDonald’s could do”

[@taquitobandito6054]

*falls flat on his back*

[@michael-gz3ty]

Lmfaooo

[@MaryJane-uo9sd]

Didn't understand this at first. Lol

[@alphagamerwolf1135]

But the one thing they cant do is have a hecin working ice cream lachinr

[@minecraftbuildings5369]

Lol

[@xZeFxx]

“Believe it or not you were swimming” 8:30 to 8:58 - Update: - damn I didn’t expect all these likes 😂

[@zylnox8654]

Cody Overland underrated

[@nigha4475]

@Amon KC *Believe it or not*

[@jess8611]

I can't swim ~

[@fridaymorning139]

I don’t understand that test. Was it just because he couldn’t swim and had heavy equipment? Why was it so hard for him?

[@jess8611]

@@fridaymorning139 I think the test was to practice jumping into the water with his equipment on but he was scared of going doing it because he has troubles swimming. That's why the instructor said, "Believe it or not you was swimming."

[@LolUGotBusted]

The thumbnail shows a Blank Firing Adapter. It is an Adapter used to Fire Blanks. That's the perfect thumbnail for a LOLS video if you don't know what you're looking at.

[@Oliver-qo4jf]

“ITS A MACHINE GUN” “ok” so you have chosen death

[@noworries2254]

I'm sure the first chick will never hear the end of her "groping" incident

[@thomjones9719]

@Skullgar2 :-) :-) :-)

[@jexotic1470]

Calm down boys LMAO

[@Doomer1121]

German soldier: 'ratatat' 'ratatat' 'ratatat' American soldier: "hey! It's a machine gun!" German soldier: "hehe, okay!" *RATATATATATATATATA-*

[@mundanedew]

He awakened what is in his blood inherited from his ancestors

[@laksamanasuhendra5868]

*insert MG42 firing unlimited ammo here*

[@elrockerchido]

Top 3 things not to say to a German fella... just saying man... last time Germany got too excited with machine guns the world had a rough patch

[@rumpelstiezel3590]

JustaGamer the new German ar is just a semi auto, in future they don’t know how to use a full auto gun

[@isaiahthomas2434]

@Deutsche Comrade the Zweihander is the og "German big gun"

[@Euphoriv]

“Drill sergeant I dropped my grenade somewhere over there 🤓👉” “GOT YOU COVERED BATTLE BUDDY 🤓” I can’t breathe I needed that laugh today 😂😭

[@yaboiyogsas2431]

Tank: *drifts* Engine: *ima bout to end dis mans whole career*

[@billybull7419]

what

[@garrettboswell9812]

What

[@becauseamerica5831]

Dafuk

[@becauseamerica5831]

Makes no sense

[@norbit1290]

wasn't it cardboard?

[@cade8986]

I can’t imagine making it to adulthood and never learning to swim

[@yak9194]

Plenty of people live in places with no body of water or pools so they can’t learn. The western work has way more swimmers than the rest of the world.

[@cade8986]

Lord Yak well these are all Americans, so... western world inhabitants

[@seraphimel4916]

I don't even know how to swim and im 20 :v

[@yak9194]

Cade Smith actually no, Military service is one of the best ways for people to win citizenship. It’s very possible he’s an immigrant looking for citizenship and is in the military to aide that process.

[@eduardorodriguez7245]

I can

[@ANTONINIO21]

Trevor: I wish you had taken the flight lessons Michael 7:11 :Me trying to land

[@itsjustaaron8621]

😂😂😂👏👏

[@USLBSYouTube]

ANTONINIO 21 I can’t even land helicopter’s in arma so I’m a bit like you lol

[@capyfanvok]

me playing warzone

[@fardinahmedhamza]

The Guy At Right is Dead or not

[@crazyrussiankid2865]

Lol

[@ConwayKitty]

"Your gun won't shoot because you shot all your bullets." "How did this happen Drill Sgt."

[@mtosaucy2476]

“Sir i think I dropped my grenade somewhere over there” 😂😂😂

[@shyboy7829]

That shit had me dying 😂😂😂

[@kobymower2889]

I felt bad for home cause he knew he was fuked

[@Anterr_]

"Sir I think this comment is copied everywhere"😂😂😂

[@jorgeguerra3062]

"BIG MAC!!" "I GOT A BURGER FOR U!!" "COOKIE!!" ... "ITS AMAZING WHAT MCDONALD'S CAN DO!" killed me 😂💀😂

[@tyreegw9404]

Had me weak asf

[@un1verse309]

**APPLE PIE**

[@funkguylorz7315]

LARGE COKE! LARGE COKE!

[@Lemontarts01]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

[@willyalvaro5493]

“So amazing what McDonald’s can do” That’s straight motivation 😂

[@justunique13]

Think it’s safe to say that helicopter pilot won’t be flying for a while or ever again😂

[@masteryoda2772]

Bruh maybe he's dead. That was a hard crash

[@deskrazenia8206]

master Yoda apparently other comments say that he survived unhurt

[@justunique13]

Deskra Zenia I was gonna say, I didn’t see it go up in flames, which would have been bad, he probably got out of it with whiplash, scrapes, and bruises

[@beanieteamie7435]

Not many people can say "I crashed an attack helicopter."

[@slycoffy]

@@beanieteamie7435 i met a firefighter who survived a helicopter crash

[@subkforlife7435]

“Believe it or not, you were swimmin’” 😂💪🏾

[@dominikstork8365]

More like drowning 😂

[@danielsalcedo1073]

Hahhahahaha

[@ShiningDarknes]

for like 2 seconds. Baby steps

[@4youreyesonly447]

SubK for Life cause he was black lol

[@suda_lifts]

4 Your Eyes Only not funny didn’t laugh

[@bigboi9877]

3:45 “its a machine gun”. *smiles* “Oke” *WEHRMACHT INTENSIFIES*

[@sogachew2368]

Ok

[@luisreynoso9445]

Had to dislike to leave at 69 😏

[@Mako_Marshmallow]

Big Boi copied comment

[@bigboi9877]

Lazor Wulf theres like 30 of those same comments lol. Chill the fuck out

[@jinsakai6157]

Yo helicopter dude needed to check himself. But now hes wrecked himself.

[@Kieran_Smith]

1 billion dollars thrown away just like that

[@staikan]

@@Kieran_Smith he probably died. I'm not an expert but it seemed like.

[@spacebogey1115]

co-pilot dude wtf

[@mostcoolkid78]

Ayluin depends on what way he was facing it looked like he was sideways which is pretty bad

[@TheSpongezach]

@@Kieran_Smith its about $5,000,000 and they crashed into snow so they may be able to salvage the engine for parts

[@lukeashiku614]

Guy falls Drill Sergeant: "YEEEAAAAAAAA"

[@junstirr1860]

Army and Marines: guns, gas, and tasers Air Force: screaming duck toys

[@dreaded_pegasus6578]

Fun fact we deal with those three things too! Good try!

[@junstirr1860]

Dreaded_Pegasus haha I know man I love all the branches

[@ritsukukukuikuiristu7472]

I'M CACKLING

[@ritsukukukuikuiristu7472]

@@dreaded_pegasus6578 I don't scream nor use guns

[@therealmarcher]

Army and Marines: A Bootcamp Air Force: Bootcamp, courses, high understanding of physics

[@laneeardink9849]

8:37 - some jobs should really have minimum requirement of physical strength. Life guard is one of them. That lifeguard was clearly not strong enough to rescue that non-swimmer. she failed to get his head out of the water. the rescue was courtesy of the instructor standing beside the pool.

[@laneeardink9849]

probably an affirmative action hire mandated from the top down to satisfy poc and fem quota's.

[@logat1847]

Lane Eardink probably

[@Albatrossu]

Lane Eardink Oh shut the fuck up.

[@laneeardink9849]

@@Albatrossu Thanks for joining the conversation.

[@heyo5915]

I dont think she was a very good swimmer if I'm being honest cause she never gave up the floater

[@rexgaming_501st3]

American - “It’s a machine gun!” German - “Ha ha, ok...” *WW2 Flashback*

[@Nantosuelta]

german soldier is firing 50 cal. American soldier patronizingly says "thats a machine gun." probably doesnt know that Germany created the first assault rifle, and made arguably the best LMG in the world. So good that countries still use a nearly identical version to this day.

[@The88Cheat]

3:16 How was this fail? She took 6gs like it was nothing.

[@jackrose5077]

And funny moments

[@The88Cheat]

@@jackrose5077 You right.

[@Feelrightathome]

6gs are huge

[@timoh5641]

@JGD sexist fuck

[@willzz2122]

Timo H damn man it’s the KZbin comment section if you can’t take jokes like this stop looking through the comments

[@jacobpearce2881]

“Drill sergeant I dropped (a highly destructive device that could potentially kill everyone here if it finds its way into a puddle) somewhere over there”

[@zolox4814]

Providing that it did not detonate, they were probably only used for training

[@pxolqopt3597]

They were duds for training

[@damienbernard8965]

You use duds in Romagan but yeah mfs in basic can be retarded

[@swiiggs5641]

Feel bad for the guy 😅

[@peasant9613]

Jacob Pearce doesn’t make sense

[@nuanenfreohr]

15:30 when you realize your magazines don’t hold as many as Hollywood’s magazines 😂

[@JuanDelgado-vk4sq]

Lol

[@illegalpoptart9633]

Hey at least he’s trying to help the country. Notice I said trying

[@ElRodriPR]

Call of Duty NPC's be like XD

[@yup3675]

I love when they give the boots water for the pepper spray. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@presidential8818]

"Its a MACHINE GUN" *Germans*= Child, you know nothing about the infinite wonders of my powers.

[@zulu0489]

We Germans still partly use the MG3 which has a pretty high ROF, so we are trained to do shorter bursts to not blast the barrel. That's the reason why he only does 2-3 shots at the M2

[@thekaleidoactive7483]

Hey I’m not useless

[@colinpollard3953]

"I dropped my grenade somewhere over there"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jordan4333]

Colin Pollard “twice” 😂😂😂😂

[@21stcenturystrengthethos47]

That dude was more terrified of the sergeant than he was of the grenade

[@Phantom_01K]

Looks like he wanted to cry lol

[@Yourfinaltragedy]

U.S. Government: *Spends $748 billion on the military.* U.S. Troops: 14:56

[@birdwithhatt]

Preston Snow underrated comment

[@matthewpaventi]

More like 7:00

[@rawful502]

Matthew Paventi If I remember correctly that was a U.S. helicopter that was sold to one of our allies so technically it wasn’t a U.S. soldier that crashed it lol

[@daddyalex6068]

Arctic Wolf oh boy they didn’t know how to use it?

[@_levirice]

It’s cause he’s so tired

[@jasonvos4430]

the drills yelling out food items will always be the funniest one

[@ltcdr.anthonydinozzo]

Germany is the only country wich is using a machine gun for sniping... and hits every time

[@soul2dare]

aimbot

[@Shaqualae_ONalae]

@@soul2dare I read my mind.

[@Ryan-nt4ot]

How do u know

[@Pinocchio1159]

I love your name.

[@trox6317]

@@Shaqualae_ONalae wut?

[@bennis6857]

Soldiers: *go through gas training* Mexican Moms who have burned peppers: Pathetic

[@Caydenhang142]

Lol

[@sourbrothers73]

What gas were they being exposed to?

[@bennis6857]

@@sourbrothers73 tear gas pretty sure

[@arthas640]

I've been around pepper spray and around big thai events with 20 thai grandmas cooking in an enclose kitchen and I'm not sure which was worse. The pepper spray was more blinding but the thai grandmas burned my lungs more

[@BobTheBuilder294]

i did that to myself by accident once. I was sick for a week.

[@domesticatedape9425]

Those gas chamber floors, must surely be fill with saliva and snot ...

[@Softpapertowels]

Na we have cups and napkins!!!(hand and shirt)

[@emily.towery1171]

do you know what kind of gas is in there for that guy to act like that??

[@peytonjohnson7086]

Emily. Towery it’s tear gas

[@domesticatedape9425]

Peyton Johnson, you’re right but it’s not your common tear gas. It’s called Cyanocarbon and is more deadly than your industrial produced “tear gas”, in most instances it’s a riot control agent but also a warfare tool You can bet those troops can withstand pepper spray with easy

[@Oogiddyboogway]

As someone immune to tear gas the weirdest part is looking around the room and watching all those poor bastards crying and snotting everywhere and wondering when it's supposed to hit me and what I'm doing wrong haha

[@anubislee36]

a lot of these are neither funny or fails but HUGE wins!

[@yeesd]

netflix: "Are you still watching?" somebody's daughter: 5:57

[@ingmarvanolffen]

😂😛😂😂😂😂

[@NeCkItThEoNe]

Holy shit sir thats golden

[@dacri7160]

TopComment please

[@Jordan-ps9sw]

You saw this in a pewds vid lmao

[@TheSixStringGuy]

Goddamn

[@kindconnor3071]

9:46 When you go into the bathroom after your father.

[@sleepyrowdy1826]

Relatable

[@risklifefr]

6:08 the dad

[@Kingdjstu]

Haha omg 😆

[@ElRodriPR]

Bro so damn true XD

[@TheSixStringGuy]

"Drill sergeant I dropped my grenade somewhere over there" this one kills me 😅🤣🤣

[@Anterr_]

"Drill sergeant this comment is copied everywhere"😂😂😂

[@Careonovam]

"Yes Soldier, I know. Now move over there and eat your crayons."

[@snek_47]

quite literally 😂

[@avaxran4051]

God bless all these people, I hope they are doing amazing in their military career and are making their country proud.

[@illegalpoptart9633]

One of the women who got tased screamed while the dude that got tased sang.

[@encryptedjc1772]

You didn’t have to explain that, it was pretty clear. We saw it.

[@VersaucerCoff]

@@corndog5227 Calm down

[@account4345]

2000 subs no vids?? woMeN sUcK

[@engineergaming1669]

Farts Sharts how is he an incel calm down

[@nutmalone5527]

@@engineergaming1669 alright then, what was the point of his comment?

[@101mercenary]

pepper spray was literally the worst thing ever. id take tear gas any day

[@abunchofiguanaswithinterne2186]

Yea cus spray is having a viscous sauce of pain in your eyes as compared to a mist in gas

[@sidbassett7558]

a bunch of iguanas with internet acces MjkmamllsdDD p

[@101mercenary]

@@sidbassett7558 whatever the hell that's supposed to mean lol

[@CloudSnout]

101mercenary ikr wtf

[@John-yy1qi]

Yeah, pepper spray is like onion fumes times 100

[@thenicesatan150]

7:01 "Oh, that's an impressive pilot" 7:16 "OH... That _wasn't_ on purpose"

[@michaeltheoret8913]

Helicopter Pilot : " Check OUT this ! " moments later : "OH ,SH!# !!! " Unit Commander : " KARL ! How many times have I told YOU that THIS is NOT a VIDEO game ! Helicopters DON'T 'spawn ' to replace crashed ones , KAAAARRRLL ! "

[@thenicesatan150]

@@michaeltheoret8913 "Karl!! That kills people!!"

[@CaptainIrelandGaming]

Kauwrl! *In Rick Grimes voice

[@jasonbailey4308]

He said .. I got This. Nope I don’t got this .

[@sandy3361]

The solid hit it made in the snow shook the ground I bet

[@NoGMOGod]

I didnt see any "failures" only people doing their best. THANK YOU. (well maybe the helicopter..🤣)

[@nightgoji]

“It’s a machine gun” German soldier: What is this feeling? My ancestors are telling me to... I can’t hold back! *WW2 FLASHBACKS*

[@robertbalazslorincz8218]

American: yes but its more accurate... *TRIGGERED GERMAN MG GUNNER NOISES*

[@SprudelWasserof]

Stfu

[@nightgoji]

Zebixz how about NO

[@ptsm]

Thank you for telling me how the video sounded I am deaf

[@Fsnoreen]

I’m the avatar

[@jimmyangel4179]

11:48 DAMN that’s a soldier’s soldier

[@kingkj664]

Looks like my left toe ( Jk don't kill me)

[@markmcgowan9318]

0:41 daughter: Dad what did you in WW2

[@trix5755]

Dad:I did Tokyo Drifting