Conan Cut Himself Shaving | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

[@thejandjchannel5016]

Conan seems like the coolest yet most off the wall bonkers man ever and I love it

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

The crazy often seem this way.

[@obiwankenobi661]

hes the most down-to-earth head-in-the-clouds kinda guy ever

[@mackster85]

A beard would reduce light reflection in any room Conan is by 30%

[@userteamcoco12]

thαnks fσr wαtchíng.. mαkє α nσtє tσ єnσs kєnt вч tєхtíng hím чσu whєrє rєfєrrєd вч mє чσu’ll вє guídєd rєgαrdíng crчptσ ínvєstmєnt вtc/єth skílls………..±𝟏𝟓𝟏𝟎𝟓𝟕𝟓𝟗𝟔𝟑𝟒 lєt hím knσw í sєnt чσu💯…………

[@bernlin2000]

Whole audience on CONAN is wearing shades 😎🤣

[@Rattenhoofd]

The old SPF-125 doing work.

[@ZCP303]

I just screamed!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LeoSonics]

This got me rolling….Conan just slowly withering away as we watch in silence 😭

[@cleverusername9369]

Every, and I mean EVERY time Conan's eating habits come up in conversation, we're reminded of how deeply his brother Neil traumatized him as a child. Conan has two go-tos: A) his brother Neil was apparently on a childhood crusade to starve Conan to death, and B) Conan's favorite comedy foods are some pork product, usually ham.

[@H-Vox]

Conan also says the phrase "Irish Catholic" in like 95% of episodes lol

[@allocater2]

Reconstructing Conan's childhood for the biopic based on his comments 😅

[@ConanThreepwood]

Neil was always eating the last pork chop

[@angelarorrer8055]

I love Conan’s ham stories.

[@deanwinchester7179]

It is weird how family stuff goes, one of the reasons I developed bad eating habits is because if I had any leftovers my family would steal them so I always made sure to stuff myself to not have leftovers.

[@joshramirez7]

Beard up, Conan!

[@JV-ll1cu]

Nah. Everyone and their grandma has one

[@romeodoom]

And then he needs to ranch it up

[@IIDQuality]

I mean, we all have the follicles, so why not?

[@elusivelectron]

The Civil War segment mustache and mutton chops.

[@watrie930]

@@JV-ll1cuh

[@Simeon_Harris]

for someone who hates shaving, a beard seems like the obvious solution. looks great on him, too. also, gourley has a fine beard atm

[@bernlin2000]

And Conan has a great beard...all women think so.

[@JV-ll1cu]

Beards are such a cliche nowadays. Everyone has one

[@AwestrikeFearofGods]

A few more chunks, and he'll never have to shave again.

[@alphanerd7221]

@@JV-ll1cu That's like saying feet are a cliché. Beards are the absence of cliché behavior.

[@qwertyhero1138]

I've been watching these clips for a few months, and I've noticed Conan has a lot of the earmarks of someone with Adult ADHD. I'm not a doctor, but I've been living with ADHD for nearly 40 years. Listening to, and watching Conan, is like looking into a mirror. Love you Conan! You're a jolly good fellow!

[@moz5831]

I have an ADHD as well, and I hate shaving (I use a safety razor now, which means I have to focus otherwise I’ll slash my face into threads), I couldn’t stand eating, shout at myself in the mirror etc exactly like Conan. I’m much better now thanks to theraphy. I did not have a brother called Neal, so I think myself lucky.

[@jarnobot]

I've lived with ADHD-i (and aspergers) for nearly 30 years and I feel the same. Not just Conan, but a lot of people in the show business have similar traits. Same goes for Sona. Like how, from what I've seen, she forgets stuff right after she got asked to do something and how she likes to have certain self-controlled, extra stimulations (like watching Friends while working). She actually reminds me a lot of a good friend of mine personality wise (and even in looks lol), who has a very similar diagnose as I do. I think it contributes a lot to our friendship by having a similar mindset and the same type of humor. Actually, most of my closest friends have some form of ADHD or autism, often diagnosed long after we became friends. I feel like Sona and Conan might have a similar connection as well, whenether they realize it or not. However, I'm not a doctor either and I only know their on-screen persona's, so take this all with a grain of salt. It's just an observation.

[@slideshowgurl]

I have ADHD as well and thought the SAME thing!

[@joshuasears4566]

Yeah, I was watching this thinking, "Does Conan have ADHD?" and then searched the comments to see if anybody else had the same thought.

[@Shishiriously]

Yep same story and same thought process

[@carriondeath21]

this need to have a segment where Jordan Schlansky teaches Conan how to properly shave the beard and other areas of the body

[@Tonyhouse1168]

And how to do various tasks..

[@MegInWhispers]

various areas of the body

[@cosmicsprint]

How to prepare his body

[@drewroddy]

in various ways

[@ronnythetrooper]

that beard was MAJESTIC. It needs to make a comeback

[@muumarlin1731]

Sona dying laughing is probably the biggest reason I watch this podcast:)

[@JV-ll1cu]

Some them feel fake/exaggerated though

[@EamonKelly]

@@JV-ll1cu How would you know if they're fake, though? What if it's just how she laughs?

[@whitestoneandy797]

"Neil isn't here" lol I actually think that is a great Universal psychological tool to remind ourselves of. Certain things end and we shouldn't let them carry over for our entire lives

[@prettyshinyspaghetti8332]

Agreed. Glad Liza is so supportive of him and reminds him. She knows it's a struggle and she clearly still looks out for him

[@userteamcoco12]

thαnks fσr wαtchíng.. mαkє α nσtє tσ єnσs kєnt вч tєхtíng hím чσu whєrє rєfєrrєd вч mє чσu’ll вє guídєd rєgαrdíng crчptσ ínvєstmєnt вtc/єth skílls………..±𝟏𝟓𝟏𝟎𝟓𝟕𝟓𝟗𝟔𝟑𝟒 lєt hím knσw í sєnt чσu💯…………

[@bernlin2000]

End?? Neil's dead?????

[@prettyshinyspaghetti8332]

@@bernlin2000 no. "End" meaning he doesn't live with his brother anymore so he needs to let himself chill

[@fiona9443]

You know, I'm going to start using that now. Every time I go thorough something because of a past traumatic situation, I'm going say to myself, "Come on, you don't have to do this, Neil isn't here!"

[@LycanLink]

I loved the beard! If he were to decide to bring it back, I would be completely on-board. 😊

[@livebackwards]

On-beard

[@6seasonsandamovie_]

*FUN FACTS:* when Conan yells *_"It's been 40 seconds!"_* - it has actually been 40 seconds into the video 👀 (0:40)

[@tangibleterror2421]

He actually yells it at 0:43 ... So yeah.

[@6seasonsandamovie_]

@@tangibleterror2421 _[slow clap]_

[@tangibleterror2421]

@@6seasonsandamovie_ yeah, I win 👍

[@tangibleterror2421]

@@6seasonsandamovie_ also if you're going to have a FF at least get it right.

[@RandomPlayIist]

@@tangibleterror2421 That's rather pathetic.

[@SwapyBond]

I just hope one day Conan reads the comments and replies. I remember how my dad and I used to watch him at night after dinner and just enjoy his show on television. Even though I was way too little back then, I instantly connected with Conan and till this day I'm watching him. I just hope he never gets old and lives for the next 100 years. You're a good man Conan, thankyou for being yourself.

[@radiant97_]

As a representative of men, I would like to say that we all love the beard and would love to see it back.

[@userteamcoco12]

thαnks fσr wαtchíng.. mαkє α nσtє tσ єnσs kєnt вч tєхtíng hím чσu whєrє rєfєrrєd вч mє чσu’ll вє guídєd rєgαrdíng crчptσ ínvєstmєnt вtc/єth skílls………..±𝟏𝟓𝟏𝟎𝟓𝟕𝟓𝟗𝟔𝟑𝟒 lєt hím knσw í sєnt чσu💯…………

[@Adagamante]

The men who dislike it fear its power

[@cloudkitt]

Seconded

[@claiminglight]

Beards actually reduce the chance of your jaw breaking from an impact by a sizable percentage.

[@RabidIrishGuy88]

What I love about Conan and friends- I can miss it for months, and when I get back to it, I can binge through hours and hours of what I need to catch up on.

[@oicsaywhat]

Same, all three of them click really well and are so funny

[@SummerDream222]

Conan, I loved your beard! It’s so distinguished ❤

[@kit2770]

That was really funny when they started singing for his 'retirement'. I had a good laugh.

[@Sledgeh101]

I may be the only one, but when they started singing "For he's a jolly good fellow", I was picturing a scene in my favorite film Some Like It Hot. Luckily for Conan, no one wants to rub him out.

[@tr1co0]

“Are you shaving with a Zamboni” is a highly underrated quip

[@teish]

Don’t ever be ‘DONE’ Conan. I will go into the afterlife and drag you back myself

[@ludovictrottier425]

We need his brother Neil on the show so we can get to the bottom of it.

[@gerardodwyer5908]

Someone must introduce Conan, and I know money may be tight at the O'Brien household, to the electric shaver.

[@commentnocomment3246]

Agreed, for people in a hurry or that don't view shaving or personal grooming as a 10 minute self care meditation which even includes a version of aromatherapy depending on the shaving products you use in the mornings to collect their thoughts and let their minds kinda concentrate on something which to most is less stressful than the rest of their days or whenever that quiet point of concentration happens like a home spa or when guys used to go to barber shops and get the full hot towel, man facial, once or twice a week, and only every day if they happened to be very affluent, anyway all that was before the gangster Anastasia got offed in the barbershop in New York I believe, which eventually led to gangsters foregoing the three piece suits for jogging suits and under shirts and less manicured appearances like in the Sopranos, but today Barbershops are actually not known to produce criminals because it's stupid to be a criminal in one place all day where everyone knows you will be, and like Anastasia, it could be the only place they can get to you at. Thus, many people being rehabilitated often choose barber as a profession, as it's a steady job with daily money if you have a list of clients you can count on and also discourages the need to participate in illicit criminal activity if you're good at it. Many people counter this argument by mentioning Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, but he wasn't a real person, and the only publicized newspaper clipping of anything I could find where real life mimicked the literary fiction was regarding a 20 something year old barber who's reputation had been tarnished by a client who was a school teacher that came in once a week for a shave that he claimed spread the rumor that he was a dirty barber which during the Victorian Era and starting during the years following the decline of Rome when Medical professionals warned people about the rate of life threatening infections caused by microorganisms in the public baths considering them dirty and bad for public welfare. This was also a time when dentistry and haircuts and hair removal were usually taken care of or could be all done at the same place, or at least that's the direction things were going in at that point. And, acquiring an infection from a minor cut or the irritation caused by a client rushing you thru his shave led them to believe their razor burn or persistent ingrown hairs was actually an infection caused by the dirty tools that barber used instead, which wasn't always the case and would adversely affect their client list if people started blaming their acne lice mange or whatever their issues were causing the inability to obtain a woman's attention on a bad shave, or their barbers which was actually the opposite thing going to a barber was supposed to do for, well, anyone. Unlike today, when people come out with some of the ugliest, but trendy, haircuts I've never wanted to look at again, as I thought we got past that phase in the 1980's. Anyway, the height of rumors involving criminal barbers were in the Victorian Era and most of those were due to the fact the straight razors were being used to commit violent acts but that was more due to the fact knives were more suspicious when found of a person bearded or otherwise, than straight razors on a clean shaven dude when a violent crime had been committed. Thus since that was the tool of the barber the conclusions and rumors happened regarding barbers being the culprits even if the crimes were committed several miles away from the nearest barber or barbershop. Now we have all kinds of razors for both men and women that don't require you to even have to bend a blade to insert it into the metal handle you used to have to drag across your skin, not to mention waxing, threading, electrolysis and laser therapies, ect. So, there are other options for hair removal and all barbershops and salons are inspected for cleanliness in the US and that's why they have the combs and tools in the jars being sanitized and all the certifications posted on their mirrors at their stations or near the front desk, where everyone can see them.

[@bernlin2000]

Never gets quite as close, though, and we all know Conan wants his body as smooth as a baby's.

[@gerardodwyer5908]

@@commentnocomment3246 Well said.

[@isabelrazc]

He’s made some bad investments.

[@TheGonzoid]

I actually always liked the beard. That’s how I first remember Conan when I was a kid. I associated that look with him.

[@evenflowsteven]

This is one of the funniest clips I’ve seen from the show. 😂

[@Fromwoketoawakeandfindingfaith]

I thought I was the only one! Nice to know Conan and I both look at eating and personal hygiene with the same mindset… as fast and Violently as possible!

[@metaphangmc]

For he's a jolly good fellow made me spit out my drink! Hahahahah perfect timing! Hilarious

[@thejandjchannel5016]

I come from a fairly big family , I get Conan’s behavior

[@DirtyFrigginHarry]

I was eating at a restaurant in Newton once and saw a guy who looked a lot like Conan. It turned out it was Neal. I didn't realize it until now, I was just confused why this man who looked like Conan O'Brien was scampering away with my pork chop when I came out of the bathroom.

[@lachauntiswashington231]

Bearded Conan was when I started watching the show I think a year before Will Ferrell shaved it.🤣😂 I wasn't sure at first what he will look like without it, I thought he would have too much face, but he looks good.

[@TheTroystreet]

I’ve been waiting for Conan to grow the beard back he really did look great with one

[@toolzshed]

Neil isn't going to take that away from you 😂

[@raulmiranda737]

I liked the beard. Bring it back Coco

[@neilcrowesongs9768]

Matt gets the funniest one liners in

[@MrEffdot]

This is the best of these so far

[@codydavidyates72]

"Sona, I don't." Conan's tone there was interesting

[@JFromLA99]

Bearded conan is definitely my favorite in the TCU

[@jkitty542]

We love the beard.

[@JV-ll1cu]

Nah

[@SupanedKeep]

I love that Conan is so openly out of his mind.

[@TheCJD89]

The comedic genius of these people...they can talk about the most banal things and make them hilarious! :)

[@michaelhudson2912]

I’m the same way as Conan. It’s more about getting things I have to do out of the way so I can get back to what I want to do.

[@blondeeagles]

Sona's I fixed you line was sweet 🥲

[@dustinmccance2]

It’s definitely an Irish trait I can relate to. Everything I do is with vigor and intensity. Even blowing my nose, it’s practically a liability.

[@userteamcoco12]

thαnks fσr wαtchíng.. mαkє α nσtє tσ єnσs kєnt вч tєхtíng hím чσu whєrє rєfєrrєd вч mє чσu’ll вє guídєd rєgαrdíng crчptσ ínvєstmєnt вtc/єth skílls………..±𝟏𝟓𝟏𝟎𝟓𝟕𝟓𝟗𝟔𝟑𝟒 lєt hím knσw í sєnt чσu💯…………

[@bernlin2000]

Just making your presence known, I respect that 😆

[@Trendyflute]

Dylan Moran's got a good bit about how intense the Irish are about everything. "How's the weather? I can't bear to look..." _peeks through curtain_ "FIERCE! mild..." 😆

[@entrtnr]

5:14 when sona asks Conan to change himself 😂

[@H-Vox]

Please grow the beard back, I never understood why he shaved it lol it looks so good on him

[@LostIn207]

A beard and Joop. Oh what a combo

[@lance134679]

Nice to be able to count on some silliness from this channel. 😄👍

[@mandargharpure4207]

So Conan was preparing his body in various ways!!

[@TheAllanmc64]

I totally get it - I also have a very square jawline. I'm 58, and often look like I'm dying of death by 1000 papercuts - recently switched to a brand called Harry's with a 5-blade cartridge and it works beautifully.

[@tyleryoung2991]

Conan, you looked great back in the day with a beard. 👍

[@SM-zj2ps]

Bring back the beard!!! It makes Conan look much younger.

[@tommyrq180]

Gourley uses his podcast ASMR voice a lot. That very quiet, low, whispery voice. 😴 Sona’s voice is something else altogether! 😅

[@userteamcoco12]

thαnks fσr wαtchíng.. mαkє α nσtє tσ єnσs kєnt вч tєхtíng hím чσu whєrє rєfєrrєd вч mє чσu’ll вє guídєd rєgαrdíng crчptσ ínvєstmєnt вtc/єth skílls………..±𝟏𝟓𝟏𝟎𝟓𝟕𝟓𝟗𝟔𝟑𝟒 lєt hím knσw í sєnt чσu💯…………

[@dbunik44]

Conan looks better with a beard...I myself have a magnificent beard

[@williandalsoto806]

no you don't

[@dbunik44]

@@williandalsoto806 Liver King bows before my beard

[@dbunik44]

@@williandalsoto806 awwwww....little girly man can't grow beard?

[@ohh2752]

Can’t be too magnificent cause you’re on KZbin looking for validation 😂😂

[@dbunik44]

@@ohh2752 can't grow one eh?, your other nut never dropped?

[@EattheApple666]

I know exactly what Conan talking about. It's so exhausting trying to remind yourself all the time to go slow and chill.

[@photokunstler]

Keep that beard man! I love it on ya, bub!

[@erwinprado7058]

So Dark at the end 😂

[@issacrodriguez91]

Conan looks great with a beard

[@jojomakes]

I loved bearded Conan!

[@bernlin2000]

How does Conan bat 1000 every damn time??? Surely he has to come into the podcast studio a little grumpy or tired...he really is a nuclear sub 🤣🤣🤣

[@timvanboening9432]

I get what Conan is saying about shaving and brushing his teeth. I have to remind myself to not SCRUB the enamel off my teeth when I brush, so much so I can’t hold the brush with all my fingers. I have to hold it in a way that only my thumb and forefinger (and maybe middle) are holding it so it can’t be used roughly. Shaving is indeed a place where I shave potentially recklessly. I remember a friend in college saw me shave and said it reminded him of how his dad shaved, like there’s no time to do it but it has to get done. Conan taking a chunk out of his face also sounds familiar. I was a teenager shaving once, and I was goin hog wild and quickly shaved part of my tragus off (the small curved cartilage part of your ear next to your cheekbone). I shaved it off going to fast and reckless. It never grew back, one side is now noticeably flat while the other is curved if you touch them.

[@Liwet.]

Consider using your weak hand to brush and use soft-bristled tooth brushes.

[@timvanboening9432]

@@Liwet. I got it under control now.

[@mechanicdave4899]

A riverboat gambler 😂

[@kwxl]

Bring back the beard! Bring back the beard! Bring back the beard! Bring back the beard!

[@plaws0]

I think the Riverboat Gambler idea fits ... do it. And I sympathize with the over-zealous shaving/tooth-brushing/hand-washing. Back when going out to lunch was still a thing, my coworkers would say "we're not in prison - what's your rush?" ... So ... yeah. But the sideburns - #JustDoIt

[@Nova_the_starcatcher]

never stop conan

[@eyeDavid]

For he’s a jolly good fellow!

[@eventimBG]

Jeez Conan, 40 seconds is a lot. Good job!

[@phoenixspirit62]

4:05 his voice go down hahaha

[@aleksandarspasov6815]

This was the core of the plot for the Fightclub novel.

[@KJ-je9pm]

Bring it back!!!!!

[@zzz181085]

"Just tell the party line" lol

[@hugosantos1476]

Bring back the beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mrdaym]

Conan: "People were split on the beard" Gourley: "Oh really? It's none of their business" We hear you Gourley, we feel you.

[@realspenz]

I feel old. It seems like I saw Sona grow up in front of my eyes. And we’re nearly the same age! Lols

[@userteamcoco12]

thαnks fσr wαtchíng.. mαkє α nσtє tσ єnσs kєnt вч tєхtíng hím чσu whєrє rєfєrrєd вч mє чσu’ll вє guídєd rєgαrdíng crчptσ ínvєstmєnt вtc/єth skílls………..±𝟏𝟓𝟏𝟎𝟓𝟕𝟓𝟗𝟔𝟑𝟒 lєt hím knσw í sєnt чσu💯…………

[@Senriam]

Bring it back.

[@arminghomi]

Bearded Conan for President ♥

[@userteamcoco12]

thαnks fσr wαtchíng.. mαkє α nσtє tσ єnσs kєnt вч tєхtíng hím чσu whєrє rєfєrrєd вч mє чσu’ll вє guídєd rєgαrdíng crчptσ ínvєstmєnt вtc/єth skílls………..±𝟏𝟓𝟏𝟎𝟓𝟕𝟓𝟗𝟔𝟑𝟒 lєt hím knσw í sєnt чσu💯…………

[@pandorafox3944]

Poor Liza😂

[@AfternoonFocus]

Yeah, “poor” Liza… $$$

[@cleverusername9369]

My favorite part of this segment is when the entire crew, who seemingly have spontaneously developed a hive mind, fomented a mutiny against Conan and all together as one decided it was time for him to involuntarily retire

[@oceanwoods]

Not anger, just intensity

[@forty_two42]

I'm also Irish Catholic and from the Northeast. I can relate to "Let's get this over with so I can climb in my coffin" attitude

[@fatsuperfly]

I all honesty, I grew up with older brothers. I still think they’ll come out of the corner somewhere, they flew all the way from L.A. to Hawaii and take my chop😂

[@criticallol3039]

This would have been an excellent segue to a sponsorship from Dollar Shave Club or Manscaped.

[@TheTarrMan]

⚠ATTENTION SONA ?riah sih ni tup nanoC seod tcudorp cificeps tahw

[@mikemyhre644]

Beard! 👍👍🫶

[@OlyaFalsen]

BEARD BEARD BEARD. PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@matthewjones9237]

Sona is going to start a movement: Your face, Your choice.

[@CorwinPatrick]

Except for face tattoos... #JustDontDoIt

[@comfycornernook]

I love the beard ❤

[@DarkGob]

I liked the long sideburns on Conan back in the day.

[@brandonmarcaccini7152]

Did Conan say "card sharp"? Sharp? Card shark. Did he reference soylent? It's people!!!

[@dustinwilson5218]

Cone, ya got to slow down from time to time and smell some flowers

[@patriciamycyk]

Conan looks hot in beard, 10/10 ginger fire. 🔥

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Hey Coner, as someone who shaves his head every morning, I feel your pain sir.

[@drillthrallable]

Slow newsday on the Conan set.

[@lostcause9158]

Get on Rogan I need this in my life

[@ChrisAlders-eh7cq]

Somebody should introduce the concept of the electric shaver to Conan...

[@markcarey8252]

Sona had a lot of bangers in this clip.

[@jpjpJPJPG]

Conan could rock some civil war-era chops

[@Studeb]

Will Ferrell was wrong, I'm a manly man with a manly beard, and I loved peak manly beard manly Conan. Bring back the beard!

[@pizza_guyny]

Did Conan also write on the Jetsons? Also did he write the pill as food bit?

[@corie_1032]

The beard was DOPE

[@julieblais514]

I liked the beard