Conan Helps Writer Andy Blitz Find An Apartment in NYC

Conan helps one of his writers find an apartment in NYC.

[@Pheer777]

"This one is 5 thousand" *immediately leaves* gets me every time

[@snavisTM]

Its called editing, they didn't actually immediately leave.

[@snavisTM]

r385671 idk if the entire party would think I'm fun, but your girls having a good time with me in one of the back bedrooms.

[@PuffinEasy]

Eisenstein approves

[@Vip3rC4in0022]

And the song too - HOMEWARD BOOOUND lmao

[@Pheer777]

@Poo Tube I didn't explain it, I said that scene makes me laugh. Learn to read before you try to be a smartass.

[@MichaelBarrett1984]

When Lorenzo went in the shower, I lost it

[@WHYmsicalME]

Michael Barrett me too!

[@astrafalustre8259]

Same here. Grotesque and brilliant.

[@heavenearth282]

So did I 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@missxelocin]

And Lorenzo too. 🤣

[@langdonalger9219]

Brilliant

[@SoldatCrinale]

I'll never get over the pancake line

[@superjules]

You can see Conan cracking up as well.

[@paritoshshrestha5004]

Savage

[@MikeyMuse52]

That caught me off guard and I belly laughed on a crowded bus

[@gladiator_games]

Iam still laughing about that one 20 years later. 😂

[@ludovikopeluche8448]

Classic. Funny AF. The neighbor though. Smash the pusssssssy

[@VystreloK]

I already told you I want pancakes.

[@yujungs7158]

well, then, make it yourself!

[@ejsl98]

Why are you so controlling? Of what I eat.

[@stevehansen4755]

That cracked me up!

[@samahita-vca]

Makes so much sense why he's a writer lol

[@harryp4981]

Thiscould have gone on a lot longer ...

[@thesprawl2361]

It is absolutely ridiculous how talented Conan and his staff are, and how much quality comedy is almost thrown away on eight minute remotes like this that they probably expected no-one to ever watch again. I would comfortably do without all the interviews if it meant more remotes and daft sketches, because Conan is one of the most brilliant comic writers/performers in modern American history.

[@iwillnever4getu]

hell yea

[@penguinpie5056]

I remember watching the early years of the show from time to time and they really learned by doing it wrong. It was really awkward and not natural. It's a testament about giving people time to learn and improve.

[@jordanyoung5718]

Absolutely

[@robertdavis4192]

Chad Man lol you know @The Sprawl really is Conan

[@Talisman09]

I watch conan remotes when I'm struggling with a hangover and they're more soothing than most other things. If he were a bit of a sly person it wouldn't have that effect, he always maintains his conscience and morals

[@Commando303X]

"Honey, do you want an English muffin?" "I already told you, I want pancakes. Why are you so controlling of what I eat?"

[@attiylanen]

That was an excellent twist! 😂👍

[@gettlo5]

Commando303X read this in Napoleons Dynamite’s voice.

[@MimizAntrax]

Commando303X we all saw the video 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Gentamoru]

That was some golden improv right there

[@Jebu911]

Well Andy Blitz is a great writer and was with conan during the golden age of late night.

[@TheReal7Bit]

this has to be one of conans best segments of all time, andy blitz is hilarious

[@yukeshkumar4072]

the baseball one was pretty good too

[@ptanyuh]

I thought you were exaggerating.....but nope.

[@christine9385]

So funny when he asked if the drawer goo was included🤣

[@92subi92]

He died

[@lior1222]

@@christine9385 I believe the drawer goo is called "gum".

[@tubeofyou8]

This dude is like Jordan's slightly less neurotic yet somehow cooler brother.

[@last808]

I wonder how much that $1600 studio goes for today.

[@ivandomeratzky3151]

He's vin diesels brother Leonard

[@leonkernan]

Conan helps writer find apartment in NYC. Then moves show to LA.

[@happydayz7857]

Leon Kernan those fukers at NBC fired him after handing him the Tonight show! So it wasn’t his choice, he was fine with having the tonight show in NYC, not his fault.

[@robertventura2177]

Happy Day Conan took the Tonight Show to LA, so yeah he left him there lol

[@robertventura2177]

Anthony Cotter yeah you’re right. I didn’t explain correctly, I meant that Conan took off to LA

[@happydayz7857]

Robo116 nbc played him. That’s my point. Anything he pulled during his time at the Tonight Show was his prerogative.

[@dodgeguyz]

Ide like to see him go back today and see how everyone is doing after all these years!

[@umuofficial0220]

I think Andy is supremely talented in comedy

[@cedrick3971]

Aliceisnothot I wish he would go back to working with conan

[@TheKlyde234]

Cedrick where is he now?

[@Reebokanonymous]

TheKlyde234 he was on ghosted but it just got cancelled

[@boppob1343]

@@TheKlyde234 He wrote for Review for 5 seasons and he also wrote for the first season of Masters of None! He probably has done even more but you dont always get credited when it comes to writing. The way networks work when it comes to writing credits are pretty weird.

[@GeebleTron]

gooigigigigi wow. Review is one of the funniest things ever put on Comedy Central, and that’s including Chapelle!

[@evanabbott2737]

“I already told you, I want pancakes...”🤣

[@carusoe2322]

Love the looks of exasperation on the realtor's face. Comedy gold...

[@jonavuka]

they put lorenzo in the shower i didnt see that coming lmao

[@donc9275]

I'll bet with inflation those $1600 a month studios are now $3600 a month.

[@witchowski]

Orangeflava double that lol

[@exert2020]

How can anyone normal afford that...crazy. Greatful for my 2 bed house for 410

[@WarmLittleDiamond90]

@@exert2020 410 a month for a 2 br house?? Where? Guam?

[@exert2020]

@@WarmLittleDiamond90 it sounds cheap, but the downside is wages are stupidly low. Basically running someone's business for 16k before tax so not luxury living

[@thekub32]

@@exert2020 What state if you don't mind me asking?

[@jefffawcett]

In 2010, when the market was down, Conan sold his own apartment for $25 million. It was probably a bit nicer than these. Andy was hysterical, great deadpan delivery. "Is that included?" LOL

[@hetchbeats]

Hey why did he sell his aprtment

[@sutherlandA1]

@@hetchbeats because he relocated to Los Angeles to do the tonight show

[@hetchbeats]

@@sutherlandA1 i get that but he said "when the market was down"

[@YIBUSA]

Hetch Records because it’s worth way more today

[@hetchbeats]

@@YIBUSA ohhhh

[@OPMatar]

Seriously, Conan's remotes are the best.

[@rosario508]

I feel sorry for Claudine. It must be tough trying to up sell those crappy studios.

[@BasedRoots]

Her chose to lord the land.

[@CookiesUnleashed]

In nyc it wont be too hard.

[@tolkienfan4815]

That's why she's wearing that shirt.

[@ccunit666]

With a sexy woman like that?

[@ccunit666]

@Death Metal good for you

[@JeyMichael]

"Is that included?" Damn, I love Andy! Hilarious

[@seanahmed9079]

"I could have a happy life here". Andy Blitz is pure gold

[@shabbirw]

2:56, Even Conan couldn't hold it together after Andy's comment. You can see Conan shaking with laughter with his head down.

[@ayushmishraa]

I lost it when delivery guy started bathing! 😂😂 Conan Remotes are masterpiece. I hope they make a dvd of these things. I'll buy it!

[@clintonleonard5187]

Yeah, they really should.

[@UltimateBrofist13]

You can see all the remotes for free on his website!!

[@CivilityOfEnemies]

I just realized when Andy takes the CD out of his pants the girl says, "you kept that warm..."

[@floatingair]

Mila, the neighbor, is just like, what the hell?

[@773SleepyHollow]

Mila had a nice foreign-vintage-Justine-Bateman thing going on.

[@GavriloPewPew]

that cracked me up too man. Even the follow-up "why are you so controlling over what I eat!?"

[@MasterofPuberty]

Man, they had a great music budget back then. Or Paul Simon had fallen on some tough times...

[@mentiramentira]

NBC baby

[@_Maxten]

mentira mentira true

[@jairoambrosio3454]

@@_Maxten I see what you did there.

[@jojomakes]

MasterofPuberty The music licensing laws back then were super lax and unenforced. I’d be shocked if Conan’s producers even had to get permission for this lol

[@iirowiik2855]

@@jojomakes name of that song?

[@floatingair]

Andy was so perfect in this sketch.

[@sKaXz]

"I almost started killing people" XD

[@RenatatchLaranja]

".. I.. I already told you I wanted pancakes?" HAHA fucking love this Andy Blitz guy

[@sinlokemp]

Who can be as creative and spontaneous as Conan. he deserve more credit for his creative comic and writing! he is the best comic!!

[@srikanthtammina1900]

I like the way he includes everyone in the end .... Peculiar Conan's denoument in almost every remote

[@kurosenchou]

conan's so humble he's willing to become a human chair

[@toiletsoup1999]

The realtor looks so angry towards the end.

[@michaelofficer1331]

The uptight realtor is so annoyed. I love it.

[@meghnamanjunatha4707]

Loved the ending where everybody sit and eat together 😊

[@shaoiliu]

This show was clearly years ahead of it's time

[@clintonleonard5187]

Conan is seriously the BEST late night host of all time.

[@MarleyCarl]

Jeeze the real estate agent's face when they ordered chinese food...

[@Paulfieldz]

Mila the girl from next door : )

[@kdvr766]

how do you even know that?

[@kdvr766]

seriously how?

[@kdvr766]

nvm i re watched the whole thing

[@jefffawcett]

I would instantly take the apartment

[@MegaMoose1989]

@@jefffawcett she went googly eyes for andy too.

[@LoneRebelX]

love how the realtor looks at her watch you just know shes thinking 'how much longer do I have to spend with these idiots?' Conan ^_^

[@African.empress]

He just brings people together, perfect strangers, some people can't even get their own family together

[@MrSkeezymak]

that neighbor at the end was cute

[@Immobulus7]

I recorded this off tv on a vhs tape when it first came on tv,and I still have it. This one of my all time favs. Great upload

[@weirdloverwilde]

I was trying to explain to my younger brother how magical it was to watch these without thinking of seeing them again. You couldn’t pause or stop to even catch your breath. I had a few recorded on vhs, including the 5 year anniversary special, and before KZbin we WOULD watch and re-watch!!!

[@skthechef8075]

Kudos to her for being a good sport.

[@madisoncassaday2912]

Conan's remotes are always packed with so many great moments, jokes, callbacks and always have a great ending.

[@subterreanhighrise]

Conan's reaction to "quite spacious" was 100% genuine :D

[@TheKijib]

lol "one glass" "what is this?"

[@michaeltwigg5755]

This does a great job satirizing people who are not as rich as Conan! A+

[@cjhs2006]

That's a Cool Last Name,Blitz

[@TheKlyde234]

Reminds me of ice blitz....

[@xxpatrick204xx]

That's a guarantee he did stand up comedy and his real name was something like blitzgoldbergstein

[@bradleydavid1827]

"I already told you,i want pancakes." Lol

[@drtruth2766]

That rental amount was early 2000s. You can imagine 2019

[@infinityandbeyond9497]

back in early 2000, i live with 3 other roommates in a nice building on upper east side of Manhattan, i paid 1400 for my share of apartment rent ( my room was 8x9 ft, pretty spacious though) , there's laundry at the basement of building, gym and a table tennis room . the entire apartment was about $6200 plus utilty . the same apartment cost about 7k today ( one of my roommate still live there after 15 yrs😲😲😲😲

[@edwinvelezudeagmail]

I LIKE THIS SKETCH. SPECIALLY AT THE END 8:37. MEANS A LOT. VERY DIFFERENT PEOPLE EATING TOGETHER. AND VERY FUNNY. CONAN IS THE BEST.

[@brmillgr]

I told you I wanted pancakes... killed me

[@MMajchrowski]

We’ve gotten through writers strikes, we’re hopefully at the tail end of COVID & we’ve survived without celebrity interviews that no one gives a shite about! Just these remotes with real people on staff in real situations is comedy gold & we want more of it!

[@BURCHDOGSHOW]

I think this is my favorite Conan skit

[@70ME3E]

+BURCHDOG ye this ones rly good all the way :d

[@clintonleonard5187]

It's really good.

[@ScottWallace5]

Such a great remote, classic! Thank you for uploading this wayy back then!

[@_random_guy]

i lost it when the delivery guy started showering

[@mohamednaaim2500]

One of my favorite segments by Conan.

[@happydayz7857]

NYC it’s world class.... a world class RIPOFF!

[@manwhodrinksbeer]

Damn, that is one fine real estate agent, and conan was checking her out, too.

[@ilangilang7185]

That is so beautiful and heartwarming.

[@mats7492]

1600 Bucks?I bet, now its 3500!

[@Eric345]

4:40 a building that is collapsing. 😂😂

[@AquariumMania]

This is so far my favorite clip Conan has ever done, and Andy Blitz!

[@EliTravelsInTime]

This clip is pure gold. Like the one where Conan delivers chinese food in NYC. Wish he'd do more of those clips nowadays

[@furiouhuzzah]

3:04 Conan losing it? I wonder if that was improv... hit it out of the park.

[@SuperNolanMan]

Um, what? It’s all improv...

[@coastalflourishing]

"Conan takes an inmate Half-Way house shopping."

[@osdahi]

one of the best conan skits. glad i found this again

[@eliasmora715]

pure gold.... watch & learn

[@TheJayef]

the real estate agent is fine!

[@cringleclause5241]

For those prices I would hope she came with the apt

[@baconsauce6364]

+TheJayef You could see her attitude change to Andy when he went for cheaper and cheaper apartments.

[@Lucifronz]

+Bacon Sauce She actually just consistently seemed like a poor sport. "Do I have to?" It's a joke, get a sense of humor, he's not actually your boyfriend. Not that you'd deserve someone as hilarious as him anyway.

[@jonw1958]

That neighbor tho, I thought she was so sweet.

[@Lucifronz]

+Jon W I felt a little bad for her, she seemed so uncomfortable.

[@josephnienstedt2497]

Andy Blitz was the late 90's version of Jordan Schlansky lol

[@PugnaciousT15]

Thank you so much for putting these up! :D

[@war2theren227]

I mean the pancake line is absolute gold but the "is that included" when they find gunk in the drawer is fucking priceless

[@pranaykanugo7297]

Still golden in 2019😂

[@Phantomdirt]

Never really understood how unbelievable prices were in New York, Given the increase in prices its probably comparable to certain parts of London, England.

[@ibraimahmedhussein1224]

Phantomdirt London is actually more expensive.

[@A272_youtube]

Omgosh I can relate lol!!!!! My brother is always mentioning a dumpster and it is so funny how you guys did this skit!!! 😂😂😂 made my night! Thanks TeamCoco!

[@laalki80]

Beautiful.

[@NGMonocrom]

I loved that first apartment. "Kitchenet with a hot plate." Keeping in mind this is obviously a very old episode going back nearly two decades, easily. So now it's probably like $7K at month.... and you still don't get a stove. So not worth it. Anyone living in Queens, just outside of Manhattan can get a real one-bedroom apartment with a real kitchen and an actual stove for just a tiny fraction of what they'd pay for a cramped crappy studio apartment in Manhattan. So idiotic. Unless you have at least a six-figure job and find an apartment in the city a few short blocks away from work, it is definitely not even remotely worth it.

[@GeezMuzick]

The realtor is hot

[@Jouco]

Omg this is an absolute GEM, can't believed I've missed it!

[@donmogsleyforever]

Brilliant. Just simply Brilliant.

[@donaldizzle]

I already told you I want PANCAKES

[@conanfan33]

Homeward Bound by Simon & Garfunkel

[@Leries0]

This man can make anything funny . I love Conan

[@EvadinTaxes]

Conan is the only host who can make a random delivery guy take a shower in an apartment for sale and have him and the neighbors for dinner afterwards

[@JS-tk2co]

Salud to the king of remotes

[@IsThisRain]

0:14 Idk why Conan dropping his mic is so hilarious

[@monsieurzen5409]

Is This Rain? I

That real estate lady looked so frustrated. She was like im not getting paid enough for this

[@TimYoung817]

$1600 a month?! Where I live you can rent a good size townhouse for that

[@Rubens_991]

well thats new york and not some hillbilly place in the outer rim, old sport

[@micglou]

Doppsta Loco That's about the most stupid thing I've heard... New York is the most expensive place to live in the world!

[@carlosdanger9981]

micglou How is that stupid to say it is New York and more expensive than other places?

[@micglou]

Carlos Danger Because he/she didn't say that...

[@carlosdanger9981]

micglou He said it is supposed to be expensive because it is not some shanty town full of hill billies and you replied with that is stupid New York is expensive. You called someone stupid for saying the same thing as you.

[@kennyd203]

All that blonde real estate agent is thinking is how much money she is losing by being there. LOL

[@LoudMime]

first time i saw a person who didn't enthusiastically flow with Conan's gig lol

[@cutchmaster]

Andy Blitz. Great delivery and timing.

[@phuhua5021]

The Mila gal is driving me crazy

[@kaipada_]

Who is watching this is in 2017 👍👍

[@David-zl4wf]

Justin Joseph I wonder when this aired...

[@David-zl4wf]

tonedog77 oh okay, yeah it looks like that

[@0mnicide]

Nobody because it’s 2018. A better question is who else is sick of these “Who else is watching in the current year” comments.

[@MatrixDiscovery]

9/11 predictive programming at 2:47 into the vid.

[@ypiodbsyrmzomtsnr8032]

this is from 2002 (maybe late 2001) kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXPGdKJ5f7aKZ8k

[@exodiawolfe6008]

I remember watching this when this came out and I recorded this on my VCR and used to watch it with my best friend every weekend.

[@jlc1762]

I just love Conan- Hysterical.

[@odaydrums]

I love how the real estate agent is just pissed towards the end. So NYC shes got shit to do!

[@jettymoon]

IS THAT INCLUDED, I DIED!

[@Draqou]

and to think i almost clicked off due to the quality, i don't regret sticking around

[@JohnnyRei]

This is so wholesome.

[@Tom-ow9lc]

Finds chewing gum in drawer.... Andy : "Is that included?" Conan : "I'll give you 200$ if you eat it" Claudine: "No way" Conan: "220"