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[@callamastia]

i had a similar concern when i was pregnant. it'll go back to normal after you have your baby.

[@pj101]

Indeed!

[@Daergarz]

I am not sure I want Conan to be pregnant. That might be my own issue though.

[@sweebos]

😆

[@maywellbeaghost6364]

😂

[@Dana-kb5mk]

I have heard similar things before

[@OGDeaux]

“Do they overlap? Like a Mastercard logo?” Bruh…… Matt was on 100 😂

[@camfifer4911]

In Conan’s defense, I also get a chuckle out of saying “hey check this out” and then doing something really mundane and simple. Always cracks me up

[@chosenArchitec]

I'm going to start doing that 😆

[@falxonPSN]

Hey check out this reply... "Reply."

[@Jackrazorus]

It reminds some sketch Conan had with Andrés du Bouchet, where he says something like "And here is where the story... maintains the same level of interestingness"

[@Atrus233]

It's like a new version of Frankenstein Wastes a Minute of Our Time.

[@sweebos]

I got a chuckle out of simply imagining it. 😄

[@piovillanueva3980]

I haven't even watched the video I'm laughing from the title alone. 😂

[@Sniper9773]

Same. I was like, why the fk is Conan talking about his nipples?

[@tempsitch5632]

You should see a doctor.

[@Mike-wo7ve]

Tittle*

[@PaperHamburgers]

If Conan walked up to me and said “check this out” and hit the down button on an elevator I would be telling that story till the day I die. “Gather round children I have a tale to tell”

[@matthewjones9237]

I'm glad we finally get a chance to talk about this topic. It's about time and it needs to be said

[@chosenArchitec]

Yeah we need a NP&Bs community reddit forum ;D

[@kellygervais3440]

@@chosenArchitec 😁

[@plaws0]

The condition needs to be de-stigmatized.

[@mdfogarty]

Check out this comment

[@bogwitchsophie]

Matt seems like the embodiment of the 'coffee meme'. Matt wakes in the morning and considers murder. But that first cup of coffee throttles him back to contemplating.

[@cleverusername9369]

I thought you were referring to the image of a cartoon dog in a hat with a coffee mug, surrounded by flames, saying "everything is fine" which would also apply.

[@bogwitchsophie]

@@cleverusername9369 you're thinking of the 'this is fine' dog. I'm referencing a meme where a man's coffee tells him to commit murder. He exclaims the coffee is too dark and then adds creamer. Then the coffee is telling him to contemplate murder.

[@JabbatheMatt]

@@bogwitchsophie I like that joke, never heard it before

[@kadelu1137]

Sonas laugh just continues to cure my depression

[@PoiluCul]

Damn that's masochism because she has no sense of humor

[@iGaveLiaHIV]

yes hse does@@PoiluCul

[@benzaiten933]

"MONEY!" - I love Sona!

[@illumascotti]

"Nephew of Sam" LOLOLOL

[@EattheApple666]

when my wife got hearing aids she was amazed how much she was not hearing. example it was raining out and she's like what is that hissing noise. She was shocked it was the rain, she said I have not heard that in years.

[@MrSuperJAD]

“Couple of freaks.” 😂 That made me laugh so hard.

[@JITCompilation]

I feel like the Chill Chums were channeling Conan this episode. Sona’s continuing bit about not loving Conan/Matt and Matt calling himself a podcast _artist_ strike me as things Conan would usually say 😂

[@andrewgrove1691]

That was a funny episode

[@GoggledAgog]

In the Tolkien mythology Areolas was an Elven smith who specialised in exquisitely detailed breastplates.

[@angelpipessd]

LOLOL this made me spit soda out my nose. Ouch…but also thank you, mellon 😂

[@MM-ud1xf]

And Legolas never, ever skipped leg day.

[@flyingchong]

3:52 I always love whenever Conan's voice just escalates out of nowhere. From the most chill to purely psychotic XD Also, we all know his left areola is much bigger than the right one.

[@RSRye]

love how it all just unravels towards the end! 😂

[@burkhardiagaming5675]

I am so worried about Conan's crazily enlarged hub cap areolas. Hope he is well 🙏

[@brettsmith5343]

He died from them

[@burkhardiagaming5675]

@@brettsmith5343 pretty unfortunate

[@jordandowell1272]

Nipples Pits and Bits was my nickname in highschool

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Tell us more

[@hydrarue3725]

It will never not make me happy to see Gorley killing it with Conan

[@leora_in_london]

This podcast makes me laugh on daily basis no matter how many times I relisten to an episode

[@EddieDuesentrieb]

This segment was even better than the title

[@r.p.mcmurphy6623]

I would hope they all are...

[@florete2310]

Somehow I always knew, that intersecting set of misery and happiness equals bliss for Conan. Still: Nice, to hear him say it aloud.

[@ftuT]

I'm just worried about how much work I have left to do and so little time for today and then "Oh, Conan Is Concerned About His Enlarged Areolas" and immediately check it out, no question at all. PS: I love how he is incapable of sustaining a positive story for more than 3 seconds before turning it into something dark or creepy. He can't handle tender.

[@flyingchong]

And apparently neither can his areolas.

[@treetopjones737]

"Conan O'Brien Can't Stop"

[@SirQuantization]

Matt gets funnier every week lmao

[@kevinc5771]

"The areola is the pepperoni, the nipple is the little piece of kibble" - Matt Gourley

[@greghicks5960]

I lost it at "like a Mastercard logo".

[@myhatmygandhi6217]

He had the best lines by far in this clip. "Nips, pits and bits"

[@rakeshsingh-jm4nu]

If these are thoughts that Conan shares with the world, I’m really curious about his inner dialogue!! 😂😂 On a separate note - NPB specialist is hilarious!!

[@AirDwindler402]

Going to need to see these puppies, to even begin to think about a treatment.

[@paulmrjohnson]

Show out or shut up.

[@johnbolton2149]

I wanna see Sona’s 🥛🥛’s too 👀

[@treetopjones737]

Porn is free on the internet ( not YT ).

[@saxmidiman]

Matt was earnin' his keep on this one!🤣😎

[@Chalepastel]

OH GOD LIKE A MASTERCARD LOGO 2:49

[@augusthavince8909]

Gorley: "I'll take care of that." lol Where would that have gone?

[@imallfordabulls]

I’m glad to hear NPBs getting a shoutout. Although they’re hard to find because NPB is also the pro Japanese baseball league.

[@florianadolf2256]

Saw the title of that clip in my yt feed and I instantaneously wanted to know more. So glad I watched through it to learn more about the old Venn diagram, lol 😂😂😂

[@JFromLA99]

😂😂 title alone told me this was a classic banger

[@lgfaud18]

My dog died earlier this week and I tuned into Conan for a laugh and this episode did not disappoint 😂

[@Brian28021]

Gotcha covered on the areola problem, Coney. Circular sander, course-grain paper. Don't forget to wet the area first to avoid overheating.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I’m thinking an 80-grit then moving to a 120 for that smooth, but textured look

[@mnchls]

Gourley's such a pal "oh I'll take care of it" edit: oh jeez all three of this beautiful people are all pals!!! feel the love, you can tell they all care about each other a great deal :)

[@briefcasefullofbacon7291]

Hey Conan as I've gotten older I've noticed my areolas have gotten larger and larger to the point I no longer take my shirt off at pools because when they hit that icy water it's shocking.... have you ever seen a person's entire front tighten up? It looks really frightening. Anyways you convinced me to go see a doctor.

[@richardgreene4688]

Though not a Doctor, it’s plainly obvious to me what is happening with Conan’s enlarged areolas. His body is simply trying to compensate for his aforementioned hearing loss. Like a blind man may develop a more keen sense of touch or smell, Conan’s areolas are becoming larger forming a natural set of parabolas on his chest to assist his hearing. This is similar to parabolic microphones seen on the sidelines of football games to capture sounds on the field. As his hearing loss increases, well, you get the picture.

[@TheCJD89]

There definitely needs to be a follow-up segment talking about the weird suggestions of areolas doctors they will get...! :)

[@ninaairheart7371]

I'm so worried about Conan's crazily enlarged hubcap areolas!

[@SidPhoenix2211]

NBP doctor aka a dermatologist lol

[@Lanhoj]

*Great analogy...* @2:36

[@ibperson7765]

3:07 “I’ll take care of it” 😂😅

[@dparks3784]

niiples, pits and bits, LOL.

[@angelpipessd]

*sees title* *immediately clicks, already laughing* 😂

[@user-cd5im5dd4z]

8,5mill subs now. Makes me happy

[@annemarson4144]

The surprise of “nipples, pits n bits” caused me to literally drop to the floor and spit out my soda. I can barely type.

[@bfgivmfith]

"I'm an NPB." LOL! I can't find enough of these! Where was I last year? :)

[@joshjoaquin5997]

"he peaked in 98" 😂

[@florete2310]

"But it's you saying it" - I am LMAO😂

[@lacefacelia]

1:58 is the best reaction hahahaha they put up with so much Edit 2:20 topped the impossible Hahahahahahhahaha

[@FXPirate]

Matt is the Pistol Shrimps Radio guy! Sona and Conan are in the presence of podcast royalty!

[@Vicvines]

Sona is like Carla from Cheers

[@brent954]

The Hubcap Areolas…solid band name

[@chigginsiii]

Matt's headed down to Podcrafter's to get Pods Crafted In About An Hour

[@tyr409]

Oh yeah!

[@epbmetal429]

Man, the Venn diagram comment killed me xD

[@matingilardi]

"Nipples, pits, and bits" lol

[@tempsitch5632]

@6:34 Sona nails the response.

[@StephiGereRothThyne]

About time we talk about Conan's moobs

[@lachauntiswashington231]

I already knew this will get weird before I watch this😂😂😂

[@gabriellfieldss9443]

The title itself should be a new podcast series

[@bacon575]

"Nephew of Sam" 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

[@DamianReloaded]

Mastercard logo, he thinks the podcast goes out, it's just something to keep him busy X'D

[@icedcoffee0962]

“I’ll take care of it” 😭

[@BrianTCarter]

That color looks amazing on Sona.

[@NarekAvetisyan]

"Conan's Areolas" sounds like a metal song title. Like a System of a Down song.

[@tr1co0]

The fact that no one referenced nip tuck is upsetting

[@salsal435]

After working for 20 years for a light fixtures production company and just being around regular power tools my hearing was at a little below average for my age, the doctor said that no matter what you do at work your hearing will be less than when you were younger. If you work in noisy areas you'll have higherr hearing loss so have it checked before it is too late.

[@MehOMy]

0:47 Conan possessed by Mr. Mackey.

[@siliconebaby6270]

Hmm just innocently scrolling through my sub feed here might watch a quick video before bed CONAN'S ARELOAS

[@nickkieper7574]

5:28 a little like Son of Sam? It's more likely than you think!

[@Choppednuts]

Nipples Pittzenbitts and I were great friends back in college. I miss that guy.

[@gwen7205]

I love a good Son of Sam reference

[@philpeterson7182]

Keep us abreast of your NPB doctor search

[@MartyD]

pepperonis 😂

[@seizure_alert]

still got it love youuuuuuuuuu

[@scottoneil8618]

Gourley is good in this one

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

I'm not worried, I'm just intrigued.

[@jdou6752]

Who else is disappointed Conan didn't show us the goods? I still love you Conan!

[@treetopjones737]

There's free porn on the internet ( not on YT ).

[@karljung5210]

this is top tier comedy here, holy fs

[@katherinehsu6537]

(Disclaimer: I'm not an audiologist, just a observer of these technologies.) Seriously 😂 It seems like neurodivergence effects hearing ability too or like CPD. A lot of people have CPD which is not completely treatable by hearingaids. It can help some though, like for traditional hearing loss form.

[@katherinehsu6537]

Sending all love and sympathy to Conan🥹🤣🙏 This man deserves everything benefiting from all illness he has claimed 🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@mauriciodelarosa2449]

1 Areola but 2 are Areolae 👍🏽

[@Dana-kb5mk]

😂some people are so random 😂

[@zaceno1556]

Gourley deserves a raise for that Mastercard quip

[@Davett53]

By age 55 to 60,..it is important to have your hearing checked. Especially you former Rock and Rollers,....who like myself, used to stick my head between my stereo speakers and listen to music that was very loud. ( When I was a lot younger) I had mine checked out at age 60,.....they observed I had some hearing loss,....but at the very low end of the spectrum. So, lower sounds,...in the bass level. Not, thankfully in the sounds most of us hear from spoken words.

[@Jackrazorus]

What can they do other than give you hearing aid? its not like there are any pills or operation which can fix that, is it? other than if you have completely blown ear drums or something like that, I would imagine.

[@Davett53]

@@Jackrazorus True. It would be hearing aids. If it was necessary. Mild hearing loss, can be lived with. Loss of hearing low tones, may only effect hearing quiet conversations, or musical passages. One can always turn up the volume. Ask people to talk louder. You know Conan would resort to using a "1920s Tin Ear",...a metal horn, held in-place, in his ear hole. In my case, I was told my hearing was almost perfect. With only minor loss at the lowest end of the sound spectrum.

[@Jackrazorus]

@@Davett53 Nice, I like the tin ear image.

[@SirWilliam1986]

”Mastercard logo..”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dana-kb5mk]

😂I'm not impressed with talking to myself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brianmorton9419]

8 friends reached out to Conan - he only heard three

[@zoperxplex]

It's an Irish thing. JFK was very self conscious about his "Fitzgerald breasts".

[@Dana-kb5mk]

Thanks Computer 😘

[@deanadams3099]

Sona is lovely and funny.

[@Beth-ie]

NPB, MD...LMAO

[@JeremyForTheWin]

dibs on Hubcap Areola as a band name

[@Neellssoonn1]

I consider Conan with his Talk Show is the Best.

[@Neellssoonn1]

It is like Eminem in a Talk Show version. It reminds me sharing in a Good Party about my life. Not gossip!

[@GreenbeanFloyd]

Matt isn’t on an even keel, he’s on a Richard Kiel!

[@leavingtheisland]

Sending best wishes on your hubcaps

[@tuckerprice9663]

There is some promising observational data suggesting hearing aids may significantly reduce the chances of developing dementia. Looking forward to the prospective studies!

[@brandonwei2430]

Im really worried about Conan's crazy enlarged hubcap areolas

[@r.p.mcmurphy6623]

Do you always plagiarize the original comments of others? So douchey...

[@brandonwei2430]

@@r.p.mcmurphy6623 how deep did you get into the comment wall to look for similar posts before you realized conan literally said it in the video?

[@roscoemuttley]

Gotta see Coney on the TeeVee!!!!!

[@Whooshta]

Money makes the world go round!

[@hulapineapple]

If anyone here needs a hearing test, Costco is the best place to go. High quality hearing centers, good service, can get a hot dog, etc.

[@salsal435]

🤣🤣 You got me at Costco hot dogs!!

[@OpheliaDarkling]

hearing & hot dog shoppe lol