Conan Needs A Third Assistant | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Sona lost her voice and David woke up unable to walk on his foot, so Conan thinks it’s time for him to find a third assistant. Plus, Conan reads aloud from the gang’s group chat.
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[@saragarcia2324]

The quiet volume of her voice makes all the little jabs all the more hilarious.

[@dizzy_derps]

I don't know if it was just the voice or if it was legit but she seriously sounded like she was not in the mood for his bullshit. 😂

[@alno2554]

Her “all empty seats” was a total zinger. Conan wasn’t fully prepared for that 😅

[@cg2642]

​@@alno2554 It's like when Conan is going off on how impressive and important he is, sona's tiny voice is actually his internal monologue whispering his insecurities to him

[@benadrylthundercrotch7144]

Sona's condescending little "oh" is such a powerful way to dismiss someone being an idiot.

[@breezetones]

I have taken to doing this. Lifechanging.

[@allocater2]

> where is my Sona? who is looking after me? Heart melted.

[@lydian84]

that was so ridiculously cute

[@obuyWw]

She’s the best

[@ForestFresh-jj11]

Conan has a point though, does Sona expect Conan take care of her? 😂 that’s hubby duties. Now I understand why Conan gets worked up when they’re discussing about their boss-assistant relationship

[@sergioventura2595]

Being Conan’s third assistant should be added to Jordan’s various tasks

[@houseofproctor]

Oats and whey

[@HiveofLive]

@@houseofproctor Mmmm CYTOGAINER!

[@emu_warrior]

Jordan needs his own assistant to groom his body in various ways

[@brooksklepper2853]

THAT is a brilliant idea. Jordan would be a hilarious assistant and the banter and frustration from Conan would be incredible

[@hankdatank09]

Yes. That’s it, it’s done. Get to it Jordan

[@justleaveit1557]

This is gold, oh my god. Those squeaky "oh's" and "ok's" are killing me. Unreal.

[@Titanscw]

Gimps and Squeaks

[@dougalmaguire2357]

Sonas voice makes the burns all the sweeter

[@florete2310]

That is true

[@alno2554]

All empty seats was one of her best zingers 😂

[@mattcantu9914]

David HOPPING!

[@H-Vox]

🤯

[@jjhaya]

I didn't expect David to suddenly become Mr. Glass 😅.

[@jjhaya]

I didn't expect David to suddenly become Mr. Glass 😅.

[@PopeLando]

He waited the whole podcast for the best time to call Sona "Squeaky Fromm" 🤣🤣

[@Tenoch420]

The quick ad switch with Sona's regular voice threw me off for a sec.

[@ctrainbeats]

I was really hoping they would address that 😂

[@HawkSea]

She's faking it.

[@grandtheftautotune7715]

More like milking it for attention..

[@daniella3718]

@@grandtheftautotune7715 @hawksea boooooo

[@briefcasefullofbacon7291]

Conan: This is hilarious, both of my assistants are suffering.

[@Kelticfury]

Sona has adapted, overcome and weaponized her loss of voice.

[@kelseyjenna9248]

She really let them think they had her in a corner for a minute. Absolutely amazing.

[@PhoenixFires]

Conan using "the rizz" in his texts shows why he's still hip and fresh af, broskis. Totally tubular and epic.

[@TigerGreene]

He learned it from his wife... AGAINST HIS WILL.

[@dlxmarks]

@@TigerGreene or he was taught it by his kids... AGAINST THEIR WILL.

[@oskari9432]

I was laughing at ”this guys bones are made of marzipan” on the metro like a maniac. I think people thought i was insane

[@SteveBluescemi]

I'm generally fragile and I've used that line about myself for years. I did a double take when Conan said it about David

[@UberNeuman]

Sona is channeling her inner Officer Hooks from Police Academy.

[@tristanbowman7098]

DONT MOVE DIRT BAG!!!!

[@laughinghyenastudios8380]

i was thinking the exact same thing

[@rejuvenator8966]

Sona without voice just seems like a completely lost and broken soul 😂

[@weeniehutjunior]

"feel better......and I mean that in the way that someone would who cares" 🤣🤣🤣

[@dootdoot-uu4ev]

if this is the content of most of his podcasts then i truly have been missing out because that was hilarious

[@Tonyhouse1168]

It’s always like this. These 3 (and David) are magic

[@masterofallgoons]

Haven't heard Conan refer to 'the Cone Zone' in like 20 years!

[@ohh2752]

The way Sona says "Oh" with her weak voice as Conan talks about the hierarchy had me dying. Love this!

[@piro190]

"Don't worry, Taq has a karate to fall back on" xD

[@JeffSkibz]

david walks in just fine. "can't put weight on it".

[@yanniesays]

I almost wish Sona keeps that sick voice 😂 love you, Squeaks!! 😚

[@TigerGreene]

The funniest part of this whole piece is Sona and David calling this "work"

[@dennisdriscoll-cf4kr]

Can we get Sona to say, "I never knew no Godfather. I got my own family, Senator."

[@nl5828]

or how about “cheech, la porte!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pinverarity]

THIS MUST HAPPEN

[@Fizzure3000]

Hahahah I love Sonas little "oh"

[@kittymiss991]

Rest that voice Sona. Only way to heal it.

[@Novgord98]

The syphilis joke broke me

[@CharlesRyann]

Sona : Where is my Sona! 🤣

[@inappropriate_comments]

I felt bad for her...for a sec

[@aaronjennings8547]

"Where's my Sona?"😢 just wanted to hug her

[@motorious7583]

"this guy's bones are made of marzipan" hahaha

[@zoperxplex]

Listening to a quiet Sona is like the total eclipse: a once in a lifetime experience.

[@joeshmooo5327]

Conan's interviews are good, but these interactions with the team are GREAT.

[@studiolau]

No voice Sona is so cute and kinda timid😅

[@caardappel]

"I just sound real stupid!" -New York Times bestselling author Sona Movesesian

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

1974 was Conan’s first rave wow what a legend out there at age eleven 😂😂

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

she's cute and adorable with her voice like that. makes me wanna give her a hug

[@itskevinzerbe]

This is the most humanizing thing for Sona and makes us love her even more

[@jeffdawson2786]

I can’t get enough of these four.

[@theemilyelizabeth]

I would 100% listen to Gimps & Squeaks.

[@TheCJD89]

Really looking forward to the new podcast, Gimps and Squeaks

[@user-pn7rv5me2z]

Loved how Conan referred to his assistants "like Dixie cups"

[@barrettpickett5603]

Lord you got a syphilis vibe. 😂

[@1maryayala]

I would love for them to do a podcast just on their text exchanges alone, it would be hilarious.

[@mcm2366]

Sona can be the new voice of Russian Winnie The Pooh. 😂 That marzipan ankle line was hilarious.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Vinnie Pooh!

[@arotmandon]

Conan is out of this world.

[@rickyd-lux9067]

9:54 You should start episodes with a review of recent work related group texts.

[@alexandercampbell7903]

David Hobbling

[@nl5828]

8:15 - “i hope that you both feel better soon!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AMac-qd6ft]

I think its safe to say that Conan has surrounded himself with such a great cast of characters that we'd watch/listen even if he disappeared from the equation.

[@ticoangelo]

I love that David is wearing Conan's leather jacket.

[@gregcastro4913]

All-time great segment

[@elcorado83]

David: "They call me Mister Glass..."

[@asdfzxcv3617]

Conan: Sona, if your voice returns you will fired 😂😂😂😅

[@catherinedunne8397]

I think we’re all very grateful to be getting our fix of sweet Cone 😂🥰

[@ab-oh6zb]

That sweet orange goo

[@Tonyhouse1168]

There was “squeaky whispers” of gerbils

[@H-Vox]

I like David's jacket

[@Tonyhouse1168]

He had to have gotten it from Conan

[@lachauntiswashington231]

This is great 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@nickbitlee]

I love that sona doesn’t have a day off despite the voice, so much comedic content 😂😂

[@Norvo82]

...David Hopping? More like David Hobbling!

[@nl5828]

she does sound like frank pentangali! “cheech, la porte!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dean_stugotz]

I thought y’all was buying that small robot to be the third assistant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WaitingtoHit]

I really like this version of Sona's voice.

[@justtwobrotherspokemon]

I've been having a demanding week, and I keep going back to this episode because sona without a voice and her jabs being more punctuated by her squeaking it out is brining me immense joy. Conan saying we can make this work for us is genius ❤

[@sebastian.2.311]

From what episode is this clip?

[@justtwobrotherspokemon]

@sebastian.2.311 Unfortunately I don't know I wish they'd release their podcast somewhere else then Sirius Xm. It's very expensive and I litterally can't afford it so I have to watch on yt

[@OkSotoMami]

Sonas voice is reminiscent of a wee sickly victorian child

[@randomuser942464]

For the first time I'm thinking Sona isn't invincible and it's like finding out Santa isn't real.

[@cjlewis79]

I actually had a neighbor in the 80s named Jackie Jones. lol

[@rachelisagrapefruit]

these fellas could say anything and it would make me giggle and kick my feet

[@rend7267]

the best!

[@amongtheruins]

I love you guys so much... you never fail to make me laugh. and sona, on this clip...the less powerful the voice, the harder it hit. although gestapo conan wouldn't have it xD strong ethic minnie mouse, strong ethic and hard work :D

[@soussansabra3207]

Funniest yet 😂

[@v2plus10_]

The Cone Zone 😂👏

[@bfgivmfith]

I watch these to understand what love is. :)

[@SuperTracilee]

Conan is jealous he doesn’t get to go to karate 😂

[@peterdofferhoff2500]

"Where is my Sona?"

[@Juriee.e]

Conan can just talk about his assistants and I’d listen all day

[@wingflex5367]

I thought the food delivery robot was going to replace David. Something tells me that robot is behind these ailments.

[@inappropriate_comments]

The only way it makes sense 🤓

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Tiny robot spreading laryngitis and hitting David in the knee with a bat (:

[@Tonyhouse1168]

This reminds me of accomplishing one of my life goals a couple years back: bartending an entire shift with no voice. Sold almost $6 grand without speaking. Good times

[@Eric-cr8ht]

Thats hilarious * gigs and squeaks I was wondering what happend to her voice

[@capnstewy55]

A similar thing happened to me. I got out of bed and collapsed from the shooting pain in my foot. Went to urgent care and they say oh you have gout now.

[@MrEffdot]

Sona rules!

[@odradekk]

“Ah Karate chop!!!”

[@IrvSauce]

Ugh I adore Sona. She's a national treasure.

[@danielwilliams7562]

The subtitles were interesting and kinda necessary for Sona

[@florete2310]

Sona Five Angels. I love it. 👌

[@RhapsodyinGlue]

Hey Coney, I cant believe you dabbed 'Da Bomb" then YOUR OWN NIPPLES with hot sauce. Who are you?! That was the most impressive display of dominance ive ever seen on Hot Ones

[@flybymight]

I am n a singer who lost her voice at some point. It’s upsetting, all funning aside. I hope you have a solid specialist Sona!!!

[@rend7267]

Squeaky Fromme!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@willpfister]

They need a book of their best text chains.

[@jcgronlier8427]

The last bit the news headline should read: Haha Man Says Tata

[@Mat0s-316]

Unnerving how similar my friend group's text convos are to Team Coco's.

[@Yarblocosifilitico]

here to get my fix of sweet Con

[@JMPT]

Nice

[@infobsocial479]

Sona’s the best!

[@Chaz1871]

"I have little Gourleys in my body." Hmm....

[@Jim-pt8kk]

Patangelo from the Godfather. Now that’s funny.!!!

[@santiagocarlin9130]

Hes like Michael Scott, she’s like Pam. I love it.

[@Mikachu-ow1un]

David HOBBLING!

[@elcorado83]

You had me at "I went to a 'Misery' re-enactment"...

[@lefthandontopproductionz7584]

Been a loyal Conan fan since '97 and I can say with confidence that Sona is the best thing to ever happen to him. 💯 #ComedyGold

[@SwiftJustice]

Andy Richter: Am I a joke to you?