Conan O'Brien Reviews "Hitman: Absolution" - Clueless Gamer | CONAN on TBS

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[@cmja09]

We only love it because Conan is in it tho.

[@daviddunmer3889]

How about more clueless gamer episodes? Just Conan and Bley?

[@marcush7846]

Still waiting for CluelessGamer "Conan Exiles" episode.

[@liuchangde3093]

This show is more clueless then the games

[@user-fi8ye1kd6n]

ACC. to me his good GamePlay was of cod aw and wwe 2k14🤘😎🤣

[@tadeogalvan565]

Aaron behaves like an innocent little kid while conan behaves like a very mean little kid

[@nickk2582]

Thaddeus G that's an odd analysis.

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

SpaghettiandSauce thank god for that am I right

[@EzraDair]

Thaddeus G mean old man you mean

[@fimmt684]

7:18

[@saeedzoabi7676]

Exactlyy lol

[@jacktucker5083]

For the love of God someone get Conan a SIMS game!

[@Niffie]

+Jack Tucker lol I've already had him in my Sims 4 as the town's comic and rocket scientist haha.

[@ryanqwertyt]

+Jack Tucker you need to pay him to do so.

[@negative8495]

+Ryan David SMS GAME

[@springdayisnottoday371]

OH GOD YES

[@MsCrueBear]

agreed!

[@Ry262800]

Still a better review than IGN

[@pinklamborghini5624]

Gamespot*

[@Ry262800]

Tomy Roe both

[@Mor4dracoRules]

Nice spraypaint abs dude

[@BeatMyMeatSkeetSkeet]

What a douche bag hahaha

[@PrankstyBros]

Nick Buchanan that is actually a squeker kid

[@kevinzambrano5179]

"necrophilia hitman". god this reviews are gold

[@keithdanmendoza2559]

Sex with dead people. Check out the movie "corpse of Anna Fritz"

[@JailBot]

Best part of the video lol

[@kyleneopperman6186]

Now that Conan’s podcast is thriving on KZbin, and Aaron is still with them, it seems like a great time to bring back this series.

[@maeannengo4908]

It's happening soon * tears of joy *

[@iAnasazi]

​@@maeannengo4908Really?

[@maeannengo4908]

@@iAnasazi Yes. Bley posted about it on his IG Stories recently

[@mememachine8820]

You called it

[@kate7152]

omg…they just made a new clueless gamer video an hour ago. i’m so happy

[@Devster41]

Conan is actually a comedian. Funnier than most youtubers.

[@elyoshbonklin5505]

all*

[@AlphonseSwedgen]

+Bob Miller Hey, let's not go overboard, here. We don't have enough lifeboats.

[@itsallfunky4591]

+Devin Vering A laughing track behind every bad joke doesn't make him greater than most youtubers. He is good though.

[@Bri-ox3jm]

+That1Weirdo It's a live audience though.

[@itsallfunky4591]

Bri 123 Well, I guess that in the entrance the bouncer made a hand fart and if you laughed you could get in.

[@IkkinDarkheart]

I can't take my favorite games seriously anymore after watching these videos.

[@OfficiallyArma]

Wild Kantus same

[@IronicHavoc]

Hitman was always kinda silly. I think it's part of the appeal.

[@MrBenigi]

Cant take you serious if this game is your fave game lol

[@lisvender]

You really shouldn’t take any games very seriously to begin with. It isn’t healthy

[@MrBenigi]

@@lisvender Start with taking jokes not that serious

[@YourAchillesHeel]

"it's the cast of Grease" exactly what i thought!

[@BasqueNYC]

Haha that was classic

[@eliechavarria7703]

Roy Darling 4:40

[@konalily]

Aaron’s excitement dance 7:08 😂

[@HKarlsson]

It's really in these videos where Conan shines. This + remotes makes my life better. I've watched all of them (some repeatedly and some live back in the day). Awesome host and does things no other host would do.

[@HKarlsson]

ivan arciniegas Which is your favorite? GTA V and The Witcher 3 was funny as hell.

[@HKarlsson]

ivan arciniegas That bit cracked me up so bad. And at the start of the GTA video where he crashes after one second in the car haha. Conan is truly a great comedian.

[@HKarlsson]

ivan arciniegas Hehe, yeah! How lucky are we who lives when Conan is at his prime? We should be happier than most of us are :) Thanks for this conversación man! It's good to see that the Internet isn't just douchebags and cat videos.

[@HKarlsson]

ivan arciniegas Oh, auto correction sometimes correct to Spanish for me "conversación". Sorry, I'm learning Spanish.

[@jake40341]

Thank God for Conan

[@comoamosto5224]

“The barcode on the back of the head. Does it go off when he enters a 7-11?” I died 🤣🤣🤣 off of just that alone. I don’t care how long these Clueless Gamer reviews have been up on KZbin, they’re golden & hilarious every & any time you watch them. They’re equivalent to what Headlines were for Jay Leno back in the 90s-2000’s.

[@stijnvdv2]

it's funny to see Conan being much younger here then these days. Still the same canned laughter though. Maybe one or 2 of his remarks and jokes are actually funny; but the canned laughter is telling you 'oh, laugh now coz this is funny' while most isn't funny at all. A typical American thing to do. Also to make these SNL 'comedians' look more funny then they actually are. Interestingly when covid happened and they were making vids at home without the canned laughter, you could see clearly how lame and talentless these people actually are.

[@SwankeyMonkey]

This is so much funnier, and better than anything Jimmy Kimmel.

[@StarcraftGT500]

+SwankeyMonkey I've never thought Jimmy Kimmel was funny, even before the whole video game thing he did. I don't understand how he has his own late night show.

[@bustabusta7676]

Jimmy Kimmel is the og dilf

[@Milkshakes289]

Jimmy Fallon is cancerous. He's worse than anything on TV.

[@kjeezy2990]

Matt Damon, is that you?

[@Gnossiene369]

@Kristie C because people want attention so bad that they join hive minds and limit their enjoyment by comparing. It's extremely sad to see. Acting like parrots for absolutely nothing.

[@FlyBoyKhi]

This game was fun as hell.

[@stevorobb1655]

Hell is super fun

[@TheTrollArchHD]

your name is Fly AWESOME

[@FlyBoyKhi]

TheTrollArchHD I wish the actual link to my channel was Fly. THAT would be awesome lol

[@TheTrollArchHD]

***** That would me cool

[@LulzRoyce]

Nowhere near as open or fun as Hitman Blood Money and the others prior. Glad to hear the next one will bring back the open world level structure.

[@DC.....]

I absolutely love the fact that this is the most hated Hitman game ever by Hitman fans yet Coco says its one of his Fave games to date lol

[@SB992REBORN]

i love it. I think its the best of the series. next to contracts. :)

[@quantummidget]

I'm not surprised tbh, I'd say it's one of the easiest to get into, it's designed far more like your standard AAA game than other Hitman games.

[@soccreyes4647]

@@SB992REBORN I'm a Hitman fan since the 2000s, for me there's no worst Hitman game. This maybe not the best, but it's also not bad. I like it as it is as the most story driven game in the series. 😊

[@claiminglight]

An extremely unpunishing experience. And I don't say that in praise. What's the point of being a sneaky, clever assassin if you can be an unsneaky bludgeoner more efficiently and without drawbacks? For anybody who likes games, that combination shouldn't make any sense. But if you're very bad or very unaccustomed to them, this might make a decent introduction.

[@quantummidget]

@@claiminglight Yeah exactly. It's a bad Hitman game for precisely the reasons I expect Conan likes it. And heck, it was my first introduction to the series and at the time I loved it too.

[@carlo7660]

Undetected?! I have a barcode on the back of my bald head! Oh, Conan! hahaha!

[@vincentnguyen1995]

I finally bought Hitman Absolution. Thanks to Conan O Brian, I want to try the Hitman series.

[@General420smoke]

blood money was so much better than absolution

[@thomassterckx549]

General420smoke true

[@brunogonz86]

Although old, with bad graphics and some awkward controls, Hitman 2 and Blood Money are some of the best games I've ever played, reccomend those

[@GenoRL_]

you're a little late to the party but its a good game none the less

[@dutchpool7035]

You should start with the first game then...

[@iamironman6230]

THIS GUY CONAN IS LIKE WAY FKING FUNNIER THAN PEWDS OMG

[@Ayvee1138]

Watch conans skits too if you like these clueless gamer reviews. Theyre hilarious.

[@iamironman6230]

Haha okay !

[@CrysisFear]

Aqlaine Kx Conan is natural while Pewds is an product

[@TheMrAryzard]

He used to write for SNL and The Simpsons.

[@etheangel2220]

Aqlaine Kx The hell? how do you even compare Conan to pubesdiepie?

[@shodai4]

"ive heard 9 guys get killed, and someone's been using the body mulcher." im dead

[@razeln1ght261]

😂

[@thesprawl2361]

"Your disguise is blown. Now they know there's a scarecrow killing people." "Yeah, but...didn't they always know that?" That is Conan's sense of humour summed up perfectly in a single sentence.

[@---ml4jd]

thanks. my fav line too.

[@rickydevmj]

Can someone explain the joke?

[@thesprawl2361]

@@rickydevmj There is no meaning to the joke - it's funny because it's such an absurd, out of nowhere line, the kind of thing you say in very serious, meaningful situations, not during stupid videogame escapades with murderous scarecrows. The more you try to explain it the more it reels away from you. Conan has a lot of jokes like that. It's orthogonal humour - comes from an unexpected angle.

[@thesprawl2361]

@@rickydevmj There is no meaning to the joke - it's funny because it's such an absurd, out of nowhere line, the kind of thing you say in very serious, meaningful situations, not during stupid videogame escapades with murderous scarecrows. The more you try to explain it the more it reels away from you. Conan has a lot of jokes like that. It's orthogonal humour - comes from an unexpected angle.

[@danarseptiyanto4066]

@@thesprawl2361 It just simply mean that scarecrow killing people is very cliche scene in horror movie, thats why he said "didn't they always know that?"

[@User-xw6kd]

Conan is still the funniest person to pick up a controller in a gaming segment.

[@N4p0100]

"Wanna kill one of the nuns?" "You betcha!"

[@LALFAST]

I think this is possibly the best promotion a game can get. Conan is great.

[@Waltzhybrid92]

'Cause I'm a scarecrow in a cornfield muthaf*ckers!'

[@austin5801]

I don't think I'll buy a game now unless it has a Conan O'Brien Seal of Approval on it.

[@calvinmaynardtmt]

KATASHABAAAA!!!!!

[@MsKillerqueen5]

OMG! I read this before watching the video, then when that part came I busted out laughing

[@thatdude034]

""Web guy" He performs various webrelated tasks and duties.

[@LemurDawid]

"(..)bad habit!" Dead.

[@axelvazquez5109]

can you explain that joke lmao

[@smittydahgoat]

+Axel Vazquez hes talkin about at the end of the vid

[@OGPND]

+Axel Vazquez habits are the clothes worn by nuns en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_habit

[@DrewSavo]

He sounded sooooooooo like Dr Evil then!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@epbmetal7399]

That one and the necrophilia joke killed me.

[@rocketsharknightcore4024]

I lost it at "Oh my god, it's the cast of Grease!".

[@childrenofcod5866]

Im surprised more people didnt mention it, i already lost it then but i couldnt breathe when he said eyy! Wheres rizzo? Gahaha

[@Spartansoldier217]

God it must be so difficult to try and be funny around Conan... or to do anything around Conan for that matter. His humor just disarms everything that comes his way. Fucking brilliant.

[@filmidioten]

Yeah. One can easily see how, before his talkshow career, he was perhaps the greatest writer on The Simpsons. Whatever you throw at him he has a funny comment xD

[@QhalaWorks]

"I'M A SCARECROW IN A CORNFIELD MOTHER FUCKER!" I lost it there XD

[@nickyrathor007]

The fact that we not gonna get another episode of this ever again is just heartbreaking

[@marlosumagaysay3789]

Guess what? Its back!

[@spyker603]

They need to bring this series back. It's fun to see Conan being clueless about every game XD

[@DanielRutter]

"Killing nuns might become... a habit" Sir, I welcome you into the Academy of Punsters.

[@DanielRutter]

Nuns... wear habits. It's a pun.

[@freakshowkena]

I miss this show :(

[@rombasa4066]

awesome sense of humor

[@sovereign4045]

CONAN NEEDS TO HAVE A LETS PLAY CHANNEL

[@Ayvee1138]

Hes too busy with his show, but damn it i wish hed do these segments more often lol

[@freshpulp112]

I love the absolute joy on Conan's face when he delivers that pun

[@ww3fugitive]

7:20 Jeez, I never thought Conan going gangsta would be so awesome.

[@AnExtremeFootFetish]

KATASHABA!!

[@Filipe1020]

Like That Scene Best word.

[@metalgearexploits230]

+Like That Scene I literally want to be able to type that in and find this video.

[@pronkb000]

+Like That Scene Katashaba?

[@Aldiggy2000]

out of all the games conan had played, hitman and witcher 3 he really seem to have most fun with it seems

[@anul6801]

GTA aswell

[@dogsbreakfast4952]

I love Aaron’s reactions and his excitement for the games

[@spielberg14]

5:00 "Sleep Well" that is action hero material

[@Amoureuxxx]

This is still my favorite Clueless Gamer. Wish he'd switch back to doing them like this.

[@Dancerstar852]

Same here. He needs to go back to doing these videos with just Aaron and not including celebrities.

[@CLuvTravels]

killing nuns could become a bad.....habit hahaha

[@senssii1]

funny.

[@NZCrypT]

what does that even mean?

[@AlphaQHard]

+NZCrypT The clothing a nun wears is called a habit.

[@CLuvTravels]

Not knowing that, I still found it funny

[@miguelangelsosarodriguez4700]

Reckful .I didn't know that lol. I thought he meant that killing nuns could become something usual or habitual.

[@willGObye]

Game Grumps, take note: THIS is how you screw around with a game and make it funny and interesting!

[@hereticmusicnz]

it hurts to watch him play though. he is horrible at games hahaha

[@idkmyname91]

Samuel Barriball Conan O'Brien may be bad at games, but he's infinitely better at video games than the Game Grumps. Watching them play Wind Waker almost made me cry

[@hereticmusicnz]

idkmyname91 infinitely better? really...

[@PrinceRPG]

We all know since jontron left game grumps isnt funny any more

[@MrSupernova220]

PrinceRPG Who lied to you?

[@smurfitoo1585]

Crazy this is a decade old now and it’s still freaking hilarious

[@AR-ng4gr]

The way he vocalized "you wanna kill one of the nuns?!" is hilarious.

[@michaelkemel9711]

"A huge mistake for them, and a giant waste of time for me." Ah, Conan. Like IGN, only funnier. And honest.

[@17jun1989]

Watching Conan playing these games like an amateur is too funny.

[@felisasininus1784]

''Like'' an amateur? You mean ''as'' an amateur.

[@ChristelVinot]

2:11 aaron: "You can roll back if you want" conan: "ehh" me and my boyfriend when he lets me know of a thing I can do in a game lol

[@jamiejury7780]

on a rewatch of clueless gamer their still all just as hilarious as the first time watching

[@glorymanunited6675]

"You wanna kill one of the nuns?" "You Betcha" HAHAHA this is gold

[@VicttorBruken]

How can he be so funny omfg

[@mass1985]

he has like a million writers on the background

[@raywilbur3478]

not for these

[@Antbeast23]

Victtor Bruken cuz he is?

[@Wolfesgrin]

“Does the barcode go off when he enters 7-eleven?” 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@AliceInPantera]

Conan is so good in these lmao

[@oiulti6900]

Wow, this is 10 years old now 🤯

[@cutiepie9419]

I have been binge watching Conan since the last 2 hours!!!!! Seriously cannot get enough of Conan.😭♥️

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

Yeah same here

[@MsRockstella]

Im so glad you made these now that there isnt much content I can catch up on all these!! Love it

[@marcrapaccuiolo2406]

My only complaint about this video is its not longer lol

[@jordynshepard7111]

Hard to believe it's been a year since this epic review. This actually made me purchase the game when I saw it. Because I too wanted to be a scarecrow in a cornfield.

[@FeatherPhoenix]

Hard to believe its been 10 YEARS DUDE!!!! 🤪

[@SephirotAero]

Saints Row 4! I want to see him become president and choose between curing cancer and ending world hunger, and gain powers similar to the Matrix

[@jitomorales]

How ironic that this actually happened in saints row 4

[@Angiolelli_1]

2024. Still one of my favorite reviews! Gotta whatch it a couple times a year.

[@dkgaming3273]

I just love how genuinely funny he is he tries sometimes too hard but when he doesn’t it’s sooo good

[@N3dFlanders]

I've been watching Conan since his early days with Andy and it's an AMAZING feeling knowing that he's still on TV, cutting edge and still HILARIOUS. Great skit

[@kellymoses8566]

This segment was great before they ruined it with boring celebrities

[@Kennethstef]

I miss these.. please bring these back Conan

[@themigraineshow]

Games are supposed to be fun. If you have the same reaction as Conan then you have an awesome game. I get there's flaws out there but the bottom line is that you should have fun. I'd love to see Conan review Xcom enemy within. Have him and Andy play each other.

[@OmnicientWolfGaming]

Almost 2 years later (November 20th, 2012 is the anniversary date!), I'm still playing Hitman: Absolution, especially contracts mode! Love it.

[@bushwhakked]

"In France, if you take a bath, they get mad." haha

[@devinrai]

rong video lol

[@jayeezus]

@@devinrai lol

[@user-yd1gf2jj8m]

7 years passed, it still be my favorite game. It's always the best

[@Dem0nDSlayer]

Man forget PewDiePie! Conan is the best! =))))

[@thanseernazarudeen1629]

Absolutely i find him annoying

[@50calbullet]

+Lê Tuấn Việt thats true no pewdiepie

[@mslady227able]

True

[@elisabethak9502]

+Lê Tuấn Việt then dont watch pewdiepie its that simple

[@elisabethak9502]

+Thanseer Nazarudeen lots of people like him because he makes them happy he is doing something good for people so stop hating he hasnt done anything to you

[@asheer5854]

They both have a relationship of "Rick and morty".

[@tombranch2261]

Conan is a laugh riot in this, i love his reviews.

[@BrianMiller1973]

Why I am I just now seeing these? Time for another Conan marathon.

[@droprelease4820]

This is the most fun I have seen Conan playing a game!

[@Aldiggy2000]

Conan liked Hitman! Conan is becoming a gamer! look at those skills

[@TheLallalalalalala]

No Conan got paid to review this game positively

[@venusgamer1559]

@@TheLallalalalalala nah you better check he's final fantasy 15 review

[@Lyw1234567890]

It was way funnier when it was just Conan and aaron imo, I miss it

[@jbmp1390]

Lisa Wang hush

[@fluffynoses]

totally agree. they've gotten stupid. maybe aaron got tired of the "abuse" lol

[@metalovermatter4045]

i swear ive never been that into let's plays but conan i could watch everyday XD

[@guianchavez7433]

I love this review..this is not boring! I can watch this everytime!!

[@smahanification]

"Sleep well!"

[@supersayianz]

KATASHABA!~~

[@lapy9567]

i wish this was longer

[@alesiakoch9750]

Conan is HILARIOUS! I LOVE HIM! GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS CONAN. I LOVE YOUR STAFF TOO.

[@1371366]

I swear I am addicted to Conan's game reviews!!

[@Lemondemon19]

why is it the first time i watch these clueless gamer videos? funniest shit ever.

[@ishmael8291]

i miss these i could binge watch these on the weekend when i need a laugh

[@Pienoah]

Need more episodes!!! Too funny

[@BoshPlays]

"Sleep well!" is quite possibly the best catch phrase ever created.

[@BruceWayne-qc5sz]

Conan has amazing improvisation skills in comedy!

[@antisomething4248]

His rating systems at the end of each review is so detailed but still left with a ? ,,, legend

[@EternalVirgin]

I love how he looks like he's really having fun killing everyone. He'd make a great agent.

[@BasqueNYC]

Conan got good taste and who wouldn't wanna play video games with him

[@Beegrene]

The best part is clearly Aaron's little happy dance as Conan mulches the guy.

[@BigMike287]

Bley’s little happy dance after the body mulcher = adorbs

[@jlopez1470]

Damn this was 9 years ago. I was 9 at the time. I remember waking up in the middle of the night and watching this whole episode. Loved watching Conan even though I was so young

[@kevjun252]

I actually bought this game years ago just because Conan said this was his favorite amongst all of those he rated so far.

[@agustindetlefsen6944]

1:38 Dutch: Chicago it is

[@iamjoshuaiam]

This is what I was looking for.

[@Atuljackson]

Please bring this series back !

[@AkSamurai69]

From now on, when I get a head shot in an fps, I'll call out "Atashaba!"