Conan’s Chaotic Bidet Ad Read | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

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[@nathanhartono91]

Happy to see that Eduardo has risen to “receives physical abuse from Conan” level of the employee ladder 😂😂😂 truly rarified air.

[@RF-iv9vw]

Thats my dream

[@GuardiLeStelle]

I made the mistake of listening to the podcast on a walk when this ad read came up. I almost peed my pants and was crying with laughter. Luckily no one was around lol.

[@SharilynJohnson]

Seems like a bidet would've been handy in that scenario.

[@Konderosa]

I've made a decision long ago about not listening to the podcast while trying to work out at the gym. Too many failed sets due to uncontrollable laughter.

[@D.S.handle]

It’s a bummer you hadn’t shut your pants, something with which a Lux Neo+ bidet would have been of much help.

[@Spo8]

Close call. You would have needed a 360 degree self cleaning apparatus.

[@premp7907]

Clean as a whistle..

[@luxebidet]

This ad was not what we were expecting, but everything we could have hoped for.

[@der.Schtefan]

Thank you SO MUCH for clearing this up.

[@jedinxf7]

​@@der.Schtefansaid my ass to the bidet

[@alealejandro9696]

Yes thank you so much for clearing this! Absolutely hilarious and the reason you all are the only bidet brand I know 😂

[@ChestinysDialed]

No comma buts. Just calmer butts.

[@silvericepeak]

You definitely got your money's worth!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@povertymidas]

I kind of want him to get more misaligned brand deals now just to see Conan be flabbergasted constantly

[@kab9706]

"Wtf happened to me- I went to a good school..." lmaooo.

[@intomnia3313]

The “Man Grate”!!

[@davidberge5851]

Great now I already have my Christmas shopping done for next year… everyone gets a bidet

[@povertymidas]

It's a Conan Miracle!@@davidberge5851

[@Flike245]

Kratom here we come

[@ishyk10]

The final desperate “THEY MADE ME SPELL BIDET” is just the chef’s kiss on this whole thing

[@luxebidet]

Didn't know the man went to Harvard, that was our bad

[@MrSuperbear90]

@@luxebidet lol i love you

[@deanomac99999]

I was on the fence before, that didn't work well, now I'm on a bidet. Thanks Conan O'Brian, you changed my life

[@geloamiote]

Were you shitting on the fence? THAT'S DISGUSTING!

[@andyrose5616]

He didn't mention the guy in Osaka who got blasted off the bowl.

[@AnthonyRoe-n2y]

I'm buying 2

[@alex0589]

as your neighbor, i'm thankful for conan

[@stiltzy1534]

The trick is to sit on the post.

[@HennySee-bd5bq]

‘The bidet comes and finds YOU when it’s time to poop’ 😂😂Conan is RIDICULOUSLY quick good God.

[@cheukbunchan515]

Love this segment, but he told the same joke before when he visited the Toto Toilet Showroom in Japan with Jordan.

[@ColinFox]

@@cheukbunchan515 When you make as much content as Conan, some duplication is unavoidable.

[@littlemissprickles]

Only thing missing was a Del Taco reference but it's still perfect

[@humanbeing8068]

@@littlemisspricklesthe del taco del flusho?!

[@ericwatts-et2nl]

"What the f**K happened to me? I went to a good college....!" Ad read, five stars.

[@luxebidet]

If we could, we'd give it 6

[@h3artands0uLL]

Hahaha made me laugh harder to think this is what he would end up saying while he went to Harvard 😂 love Conan

[@florete2310]

"I wrote a thesis!!"😂

[@Sledgeh101]

If Sona was there, we wouldn't have heard half of this copy because she'd have been laughing too hard.

[@rayortiz6189]

Hahaha She would’ve hyperventilated

[@SupahNerd]

I feel like that may have been intentional 😂😂😂

[@zurzakne-etra7069]

she's Armenian, she very likely uses a bidet ngl

[@terri6854]

Yep. Just faint background laughter is all you really need.

[@worthless_opinion]

Her laughter is awesome.

[@MrEffdot]

Bidets are the only proper way to deal with human soil, ASK JORDAN TO READ THE COPY HE GETS IT!

[@salsal435]

🤣🤣🤣 Human soil!!! 😂😂😂 I remember that part from their remote in europe.

[@NoViews1975]

And if a bidet isn't available, fallback to the ol' Preparation H Totable Wipe.

[@trinity31409]

​@@NoViews1975RIP Preparation H Raymond character.

[@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407]

I remember Jordan saying Americans are naive in believing that paper would do the job. I think he’s got a bidet. And of course his wet wipes whenever he goes out

[@troletrain]

​@@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407Americans are nasty for not using a bidet. If people get a mess on their arms or hands, they use soap and water then wipe/dry. Why wouldn't people do the same approach with the dirtiest part of the body.

[@RandomShinigami7]

I hope this doesn't turn off advertisers from Conan. Here's the thing: Yes they're laughing at the ad, and the absurdity that Conan of all people has to do this, but this actually made the bidet ad so much more memorable than if he just read it out as is. Don't fear chaotic ad reads like this, embrace them.

[@krd1st]

Well, the ad was written this way by the advertisers, so I'm sure they knew exactly what they were doing and what the outcome would be. It's not like Conan reads other ads with a poker face.

[@salsal435]

@@krd1st YES!! if your company wants an ad read by Conan, by now you should know what you're getting into.

[@radiant97_]

If I was the copywriter for this ad, this would literally be the highlight of my career

[@silverXnoise]

When “Some More News” runs ads for them, she’s wearing a t-shirt that reads *Ask Me About My Bunghole* in big block letters, so I think this is what they more or less count on with these.

[@locket5279]

If anything, this AD actually made me want to check out the advertiser.

[@luozvia4032]

Finally the Bidet ad!! I was dying to listen to this since everybody was talking about it. This did not disappoint at all. Definitely in the HOF of Conan ad reads

[@ctrainbeats]

I AM SO HAPPY THEY POSTED IT THEY LOVE US

[@kdonyt123]

which episode of CONAF is this from??

[@ctrainbeats]

@@kdonyt123 for me it was on Conan Gourley on mobile spotify, about 10-11 minutes in - i tried on PC and it gave me a different ad

[@whitetiger224]

@@kdonyt123the one with Adam Driver as the guest

[@luxebidet]

We're honored honestly

[@Mat0s-316]

No amount of money is worthy of the best ad I've ever seen.

[@ElonDaOmnissiah]

“The f@@k happened to me? I’m a good guy” 😂😅🤣

[@PopeLando]

Thanks for putting this on KZbin, Bley, so the UK and the rest of the world didn't miss this gem, which had me (and everyone in the studio apparently) CRYING 😂😂😂 with laughter.

[@alno2554]

The fact that Conan can get his entire crew to wholeheartedly belly laughter shows his authentic nature. He’s a natural comic/entertainer with no other intention but to make people laugh.

[@kuskesh_haramzadeh]

As a proud owner of the Luxe Bidet, I can absolutely vouche for them. I paid less than $80 and was able to install it myself. It's definitely a life changer. And I love Conan for managing to nail this commercial 😂😂😂

[@mediocreman2]

Keeping china going I see

[@MichaelDNelson]

Do you use “360 mode” and does that spin you around???? 😅 Your response is dangerously close to an Amazon review 😂

[@kuskesh_haramzadeh]

​@@MichaelDNelson if that was a thing, I'd get it in a heartbeat 🍑🍑

[@luxebidet]

Love u

[@kuskesh_haramzadeh]

​@@luxebidetLove you MORE!!! Your NEO 320 was so amazing that I ended up buying another for my Mom 😊 You guys are doing God's work.

[@suveerkota7650]

I want Conan to read another bidet ad like this at my funeral.

[@NicoleW-b5r]

That sounds like a dream come true

[@AttilatheThrilla]

Even Conans self reflection is comedy GOLD!! 🤣

[@TigerGreene]

Jesus christ. I'm literally wiping the tears away. Conan is a comedy god.

[@Senriam]

Why wipe those tears away when you could clean them with a 360° bidet?

[@TigerGreene]

@@Senriam 🤣🤣🤣

[@YurikRoss]

You need a bidet for your eyes

[@SharilynJohnson]

Conan needs reason to say, "that airs as-is or it doesn't air" much more often. This is a season 1 calibre ad read.

[@Not_a_smart_man]

It’s sad we have to say “season 1 ad read”, that was when he did this podcast just for fun before selling out to Sirius. Hopefully he will do this more in the future

[@HankAaronJoseph19]

MAGOOSH

[@SoMixedUp]

@@Not_a_smart_manexplain how he sold out?

[@P5YcHoKiLLa]

That was one of the taglines of the Bideeeeet.

[@laerwen]

@@Not_a_smart_man What do you mean "selling out to Sirius"? Getting paid isn't selling out, doing a podcast was a major career move for him.

[@emilyrickey3049]

This will be the video I come back to if I need a good laugh after a hard day.

[@scottwells8064]

This and Rublight

[@eshaanitrate]

My roommate just shouted at me because they were in a meeting and I was laughing too hard. I haven't laughed continuously like this since I was in high school, my jaw hurts so much. I love you Cones!

[@growupjohnny9374]

Literally the best ad ever

[@threemusketeers4109]

I’ve watched this 5 times and I keep showing it to anyone who will listen. I haven’t laughed so hard in years. Conan is just the best!

[@misterguy9002]

I work in hospice. Thank god for Conan and this podcast, it literally gets me through some of the rough days.

[@pizzasmithdude]

Bless your soul. I don't know how you guys do it

[@maryellenarmour]

You people are angels. Thank you for your work.

[@ChestinysDialed]

When I was little I used to think Hospice was the more promiscuous of the Spice Girls

[@InfinityPalace]

I literally was listening to this as I was driving, and had to pull over - I was laughing and crying THAT hard 😂

[@ctrainbeats]

same here lmao - i think i replayed it like 9 times

[@luxebidet]

Stay safe out there

[@FlubberGamer]

“That airs as is or it doesn’t air…” Thank you Conan, this was the best ad read I’ve ever heard in my entire life!!

[@nothx14]

Please PLEASE bring back the “all ads” episode for those of us outside the US missing this 😂

[@nii_amart]

Love how everyone in the crew is just dying of laughter.

[@kmduarte2005]

I already own one, but I’m going to buy another one just so they keep advertising with Conan! 😂

[@HeroicHaroon]

genius

[@ColinFilm]

THIS. IS. GOLD. Luxe, if you're watching this, this will do more promotion than reading the ad copy normally ever could! Take note for future collaborations! 😂

[@nicolebrown9740]

I've been waiting for this ad read to be posted since I heard it, lost it, and couldn't find it again!! Thank you!!

[@frankeckhardtii9072]

I love his authority when he says that airs as is or it doesn't air. He shall not deny the people of their laughter.

[@JonasLontoc]

I've replayed this video for about 25 times now and I'm still dying of laughter 🤣

[@milesntrane]

The riffing from Conan in rehearsals was some of the hardest I've ever laughed when I worked for him. This is classic

[@winnetka600932]

We heard this while listening to the podcast in the car. I’m amazed I didn’t wreak the vehicle while we both were crying from laughing. Thank you for releasing a video of this now iconic moment!

[@thevneesasanka4833]

"Hey, grandma, wash your ass!" really got me.

[@TeamOT]

This is the best ad read in the history of ad reads.

[@simplename80]

This is already fantastic, but Aaron’s dying of laughter face makes it even better 😂

[@reynoldsmathey]

I'm actually thinking MORE about Lux bidets now than a 'proper' ad read could ever have accomplished.

[@luxebidet]

Mission accomplished ✅

[@KingGrio]

"Clean as a whistle" Conan sure knows how to choose the right words for the context.

[@grapesofwraith1066]

Love how much David and Bley are just cracking up the whole time!

[@whitestoneandy797]

Conan is so funny that just his ad reads can be posted as videos by themselves. The only other person I know that has this level of comedy when it comes to ad reads is Sam Riegel from Critical Role.

[@Thaik22]

IKR😂 God know how many times i rewatched Sam's DnD beyond ads.

[@luciasilvestri5976]

From time to time, I come back to this ad to get a good laugh and move on with my day. Gotta love Conan

[@sodedra5855]

in a sick twist of fate, Conan doing this ad will lead to his entire family to own neo plus luxe bidets

[@tevinsantiful922]

IVE LISTED TO THIS LIKE 50 TIMES AND I STILL DIE LAUGHING

[@Tethefernandez]

Won’t stop recognizing how Much of a genius this man is! A humiliating ad became a humor classic. Only Conan❤

[@thewreckedship5526]

i laughed so hard the back of my head started to hurt

[@treymcdavid4999]

I absolutely lost it when I heard this the first time. I forwarded it to my friends and family who I know have a sense a humor and they absolutely love it.

[@sew75962]

Yesss! It’s a Christmas miracle! I’ve been waiting for this to be released. I nearly died laughing listening to it on the podcast. I was at work listening with earbuds in. Got some strange looks from coworkers as I giggled into my hands.

[@GatsuRage]

this is by far the BEST spot this company could've of asked for lol.

[@lstir24]

I feel like Jordan is that guy who would leave the Amazon review lol

[@internetonsetadd]

"It cleans human soil in various ways. I'm eagerly awaiting a model manufactured in Italy."

[@washingmachine539]

Just heard this ad for the first time last night while brushing my teeth, and I almost died. Legitimately the hardest I've laughed in recent memory

[@MandiiFace]

2:42 I stopped breathing.. Conan will forever be hilarious 😂

[@harishmoniprakash4881]

Was waiting for this clip for so long!!😂😂😂

[@masterofallgoons]

Which episode was it from? I dont remember it

[@silvernuggets1285]

One of the Ad reads of the century! 😂

[@nl5828]

its up there with the “magoosh” ad! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@franciet99]

There should be awards for the most hilarious ads on KZbin. I love reading funny Amazon reviews especially the ones for adult toys. There are some great ones!

[@gsandiego]

This is the GOAT of all comedians' existential moments. Wow.

[@MegaTensei]

That was hilarious. Would've been great if Sona was there too.

[@marknelson4390]

Sona & Matt would have made this even funnier!

[@scottcates]

See above comment.

[@terri6854]

No, we'd have missed half of it.

[@mattmartin6963]

I think Sona would have died.

[@brucelee7782]

I love it when conan throws the paperball at aaron 😂

[@magicalvibes7114]

I think he threw it at Eduardo

[@VideoNozoki]

I have a bidet at home. I really didn't like it at first. Now that I'm used to it, I would HATE to go back to the-before-times. They really do make sense. (I wonder if this is what it was like when people started talking about "You should build the toilet INSIDE your house. Yah, right next to your bedroom." --- "What?! That's crazy-talk!")

[@Daniel-yy5tx]

Well, I'm sold.

[@whitestoneandy797]

*"That airs as is or it doesn't air"* I like that this is one of the only times we actually see Conan throwing his power around, and it's to make sure this doesn't get edited. Fantastic choice, honestly.

[@Mrdaci1985]

Imagine being in a meeting then the bidet comes over: “ I think you should go, that was a large burrito” 🤣

[@YouTubeDave-tp7ij]

"Hey Grandma, wash your ass!". LMAO. I died laughing!

[@danielgomez19888]

I work in a freezer and I was listening to this episode and I was crying laughing so much that the tears froze and couldn’t see 😂

[@weeniehutjunior]

Bidet comes to find you...."Beep boop.....you need to come use me in the bathroom. That was a large burrito!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RobCabreraCh]

I listened to this while on a road trip. It was almost dangerous because of how much I was laughing. I couldn’t open my eyes to see the road!

[@JEspo83]

"Hey gramma, wash your ass!" 😂

[@CaptainBlaine]

When I heard this on the President Biden interview, I kept thinking "I HOPE HE SHOWS A SEPARATE CLIP FOR THIS". THAT. WAS. A. LARGE. BURRITO.

[@SeddincY]

I CRIED LAUGHING ON THIS! IM GLAD I WATCHED THIS ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE YEAR. ALMOST DIED LAUGHING WELCOMING THE YEAR.

[@Gutol]

Conan went full Mrs. Doubtfire when he said "Oh, really?" 🤣

[@burnacco]

bro I cried of laughter so much this is genuinely one of the funniest f*cking videos I've ever watched in my life

[@kamarpreet]

This video and audio needs to be archived in a vault somewhere, we should not loose this at any cost!!

[@nl5828]

the only thing missing from this video is jordan reacting to this ad read! anything related to defaecation seems to make him laugh! 🤣🤣🤣

[@speciousjackal]

I am ashamed how often I rewatch this video.

[@HazeyCazeyTv]

0:08 "wtf happened to me" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JoJoTheOtter]

My God I was crying when I heard this ad. I screen capped it and put it on the Reddit for posterity. But now it’s here and I’m so glad.

[@jackham2549]

I have one of these Bidet for a couple years now. They work great, but I will never be able to look it the same way again. Spinning on the toilet seat had me in tears!

[@luxebidet]

It's just one of the perks of our product

[@adamharrold407]

For a split second that was a real meltdown. Then he switched back to comedy mode

[@finchbyrd8512]

“It says here on the copy, ‘No more skidmarks….’ WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS?!” I’ve flatlined.

[@victorpereira225]

I never considered buying a bidet before, ever. Now that I've watched Conan have a breakdown while reading a bidet ad I feel compelled to get one. Thanks Conan!

[@Christycat927]

I was dying at this...could barely breathe from laughing so hard. Thank you for posting this Team Coco!

[@agrownupkid]

I'm so happy that they put this out. 🤣🤣🤣

[@s_k5607]

0:15 from thesis to feces

[@MartyD]

have a good bidet everyone! 😂

[@gilbertodepiento8521]

If 30 years of experience in comedy leads you to this, then I'm on board...

[@opal817]

I went to their website and the first thing I see is a button that just says "Bidet Owner Dashboard". This brand does not disappoint.

[@tuomassaarinen]

Conan reading comarcials is always great. But this was absolute GOLD!!

[@ConanThreepwood]

Eduardo losing it is soo endearing

[@robmausser]

The marketing team for the bidet company knew exactly what was going to happen with that ridiculous copy. Theres no way that wasnt intentional to get Conan to react this way and create a meme haha.

[@luxebidet]

We got more than we hoped for

[@monsterenergyaxe]

I have had mine for 6 years. Will never go back. Its awesome. Hate using any toilets without it.

[@VintageHistoric4]

Hit the floor third time through, couldn't sit up, face and stomach hurt, somehow gets funnier each time. Laughed so hard I snorted. Several times. And yeah, round four is coming up.

[@famatu]

Hahaha Bley almost died right there

[@SimoSakariAaltonen]

Norm is laughing in heaven right now with chicken, stake sizzling on his cast iron grill grates.

[@lisas5211]

How did I originally miss this one?? "I think you should go" 😂😂😂 Blay's not gonna make it. LOL

[@mischievousmaster]

Conan is the best advertiser out there. Period.

[@jeffreycoyle12]

I heard this on the podcast and laughed so hard! I’m so glad they put it up here. This is EVERYTHING 😅🤣

[@nickiboozer6393]

The 1st time I heard this on a podcast I almost wrecked my car ! I was crying from laughing with no place to pull over ! 😂😂