Conan Narrates Erotica | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

[@krylesangerbeaver]

Imagine laying back, pressing play on the audio book, sliding hand down, and then hearing Conan's voice.😅

[@kellygervais3440]

Sliding hand down, 😄

[@Chaotic_Observer]

And my hand would go back up and out haha ain no way 💀

[@christophertownsend3820]

Yeah that's hot isn't it?

[@kellygervais3440]

@@Chaotic_Observer lol...

[@honestlynuts__]

​@@Chaotic_Observer mine would go down to the cheeks

[@kettyspikes]

I'm glad i will always have this podcast to fall back on during my bad times

[@BrFAB]

You need to fall back on this podcast during your bad time.

[@greenjacketman9321]

@@TippyHippy Did the furniture survive?

[@kwombok]

i hope your times improve friend!!

[@norasmith2474]

​@@TippyHippy You've made this comment a lot. How many hamsters do you have?

[@radkid06]

I second that....!!

[@TheFranklin60]

Conan’s erotic book sounds like it was written by Jordan Schlansky 😂

[@amygdalae]

😂😂😂

[@brebeaa]

“Perhaps later we can go back to my home and perform… various duties.”

[@gfox9295]

@@brebeaa He will be your associate producer, baby.

[@culwin]

"In Italy, sexual intercourse is typically performed this way..."

[@danielsarmiento1591]

​@@culwinesexuale intercorche 🤌

[@MagicalMysteryMe1]

“I’m sorry about your throat cancer” that one was clever 😂😂

[@9juju6]

“I’m sorry about your tongue-octomy” raised the bar.

[@fredericbandong8841]

"Oh my stars and garters" cracked me up more than it should have

[@JuhoTunkelo]

Haha yeah that one was perfect

[@OpheliaDarkling]

Word 😅

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

@@JuhoTunkelo I swear, some 1970s cartoon character always said that!

[@gfox9295]

@@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods yeah, it's definitely a reference, but I can't remember to where or what...

[@22Phantasm]

@@gfox9295 Beast... X-Men

[@silverlicious2086]

Sona just cuts to straight up porn while these guys are exchanging hellos and pudding. 🤣

[@lisas5211]

She's fantastic 🤣🤣

[@silverlicious2086]

Haha.. That's still a funny segment. Love it!

[@elizabethlarson9655]

"Some people have a lot of veins in their eyes, but you don't. You're relatively vein clear." Never has attempted erotica been so damn weird.

[@mozeltovcocktail]

I nearly spit out my water when Matt said "It's me pudding pants" 😂🤣

[@RespectedProfessional]

8:23

[@mtrps_]

9:54 "how do you think she became one?" - i laughed so hard, pudin' fell outta me

[@ozkey1558]

And I don't think anyone in the studio caught that!

[@Kadenite]

Sona has so many endearing qualities: the laughter, the edibles, the blatant indifference to her job and a degree of casual sass that simply cannot be unseen. She's a work of art.

[@boboida1]

Dream gal :D

[@permabearxbt]

being a drug addict is endearing to you?

[@JoyStickJester_]

I spit my coffee out when Sona said do you want to F*. That was the best. 😂

[@Heroic113]

I want to add a like but can't mess up that counter

[@gfox9295]

@@Heroic113 it's safe to upvote now. ;)

[@mariaaaaaaaaaaa01]

i love how Bley is just trying to hold it in and cracking up in the background 🤣

[@ctrainbeats]

I wonder if clueless gamer was his idea, for it was a gift to mankind

[@toniraff5488]

so many years … and still so much to learn from Sona 😂

[@littleghostfilms3012]

OMG! That was off the rails funny. These free form chats always get loopier and take us all into strange territory. Sona's uncontrollable laughs are gut busting hilarity.

[@jcp1984again]

Conan's squinted staring is a force of nature! 🤣 The way he just stops moving and stops the air around him while waiting for other people to react... I lose it every time!

[@Msteve-nt5bx]

I can't listen to this at my office. Not because it's NSFW but because I can't stop myself from laughing 😂

[@obscurecamera24]

I am with earbuds and still laughing loud 😂😂😂😂😂

[@missalondrita]

me rn stifling my laugh at the office lmao

[@ctrainbeats]

I washed dishes during Covid for this local place and always had the podcast going..there were a few times I looked like an insane person laughing in the back by myself 😂😂

[@mcfc6320]

This is why Eduardo is Conans favorite 😂😂😂

[@janeeyre1990]

Sona and Eduardo are on opposite extremes of the sycophantic employee spectrum.

[@fallingintofilm]

@@janeeyre1990 Edaurdo is just nice

[@paulv7744]

@@janeeyre1990 Someone should totally make a Conan employee spectrum.

[@EtoCobra]

​@@janeeyre1990 Edaurdo roasted Conan before.

[@koreanpathfinder]

Conan reading erotica is like when a university student is trying to pad his research paper.

[@ewintertyler]

Sona always raises the bar😂

[@smashmusique]

I really dislike her. she's always so negative. Conan tries something new and immediately ''it sucks'' I don't think she's joking, it's not even funny, just rude.

[@LycanLink]

​@@smashmusique I see what you mean, but she just likes teasing him. She's a good foil for his silly humor, and there are times when she plays along - she just has her limits. But honestly, she's come a long way in that she never used to yes-and anything.

[@jack-fm3lb]

@@smashmusique I think she makes a good straight man

[@Spaztar]

​​@@jack-fm3lb Sona is a good foil for Conan, and Matt will basically always "yes and" Conan's shenanigans. The chemistry between them is what makes the podcast work when they don't have a guest. If everyone was always "yes and-ing" each other, things would go off the rails into total chaos, but if both Sona and Matt were playing it straight, the joke would die.

[@ResponsibleCitizen001]

@@smashmusique And Conan would entertain a rude assistant for more than a decade right ? Why do you have to take one instance and then portray the who identity of an individual based on that ?

[@krylesangerbeaver]

"I can't even do an erotic thing for 8 seconds" -- Confirmed by Conans wife

[@runswithphantoms]

69th like 😏

[@obscurecamera24]

@@runswithphantoms BOOOM 😁

[@lymandecoconut4832]

​@@runswithphantoms nice

[@gfox9295]

5 seconds is enough when you're with ol' Conesy-Bonesy.

[@mozeltovcocktail]

In my head I was like "that's what she said" 😏

[@mikerichter2591]

One of the funniest intros so far. I lost it with "Zip. Thwabba dabba shabba dabba..." and "Oh my stars and garters!" Sona, it's "yes, and...".

[@shumwab]

I watch every single video clip. I love this podcast. Maybe one day we'll get full length videos of the entire podcasts.

[@DaelinD]

"Thwabadaba-shabadaba." - Conan O'Brien, 2023

[@wolfymoon6188]

I literally fell down the chair laughing while listening to these goofs

[@gfox9295]

just a bunch of goofy chill chums in their native environment.

[@HogartHughes]

i love the jiji profile picture lol

[@tugatomskanimation6370]

6:48 That raspy laugh reminded me of Beavis and Butt-Head.

[@simonharknesstv]

I’m so pleased Matt mentioned Conan’s posture when he went into creep mode 😂

[@CheeseBawls69]

I'm dying at "Creep Mode" 😂

[@shaunsanborn7840]

"What the hell, Sona?! Mother if two?" *hahaha*..."I know..." 😂

[@avazquez85]

Conan is like Phoebe on Friends when she had a cold

[@samriddhigupta5514]

Considering Conan and Lisa Kudrow started out together on improv group this seems likely

[@fanthemx]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This should be a regular part of the cast.

[@f1matt]

I fully expect segments of this to be randomly inserted into future episodes.

[@VideoNozoki]

_I_ will be waiting.... " I KNOW WHEN THAT COMMENT WAS RECORDED!!! That is Eduardo inserting the (Spring 2023, Conan with a cold - bit / Conan Reads Erotica - bit)!!! "

[@Ghoopty]

Like a badly dubbed 70s karate movie 🥷🏻

[@ScoutJeanLouise]

Conan: Sona, you’re looking fine today. Sona: Ew. 3:38

[@Msteve-nt5bx]

Conan should record Sona's book with that voice

[@weeniehutjunior]

"I didn't think you'd be here" she said. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LincolnWorld]

LOL! Conan laughing in that voice sounded like Lurch, and Matt joining in sounded like Elmer Fudd. This whole video had me on the floor!

[@Uarehere]

Actually, I thought it was pretty close to Butthead from Beavis and Butthead. 😄

[@twenty2093]

When they ask Conan to laugh in his “cold” voice (6:36) the first laugh he does sounds a lot like Butt-Head’s laugh from Beavis and Butt-Head.

[@ar-nq6gm]

sounds like some new conan remotes are coming 🙈

[@MarcKloos]

Probably visiting everyone who was on Conan Needs a Fan and invited him to come over!

[@donovanharrison3516]

Couldn't get through this one ... laughed so much. This shouldn't be allowed. They're having too much fun 🤣😂😆

[@jordanbolm8517]

This show is truly uplifting and makes me laugh when I'm having a rough day

[@shmo_de]

just replayed the episode when Conan read excepts from 50 shades of gray 😂😂😂

[@norfy]

Sona's "wtf" at 3:17 has me rolling

[@davidolson558]

Conan O'Brien is one of the most creative and funny guys around!

[@intomnia3313]

Chirrup

[@hopemasike531]

For those who want to skip the first 40 pages: 6:17 Zip: Thwabadabashaba

[@Tonyhouse1168]

He unzipped his pants.. ..and pudding fell oht

[@Moekoffee2001]

Gave me a “coner”

[@dylan6366]

mm mm mm!

[@byronic-heroine]

I was listening to this while washing dishes and at one point I had to pause from laughing so hard. My roommates probably heard running water and then me suddenly laugh-wheezing for no reason.

[@SidPhoenix2211]

Conan reading erotica... Name a less arousing combination!! Lol

[@gordondueck2164]

Gilbert Gottfried reading Fifty Shades of Gray

[@SidPhoenix2211]

​@@gordondueck2164 speak for yourself lol

[@xXxJSCOTTxXx]

@@gordondueck2164 Stop. You had me at Gilbert Gottfried *reading* .

[@mungofinalfi4480]

A nazi killing jews.

[@cleverusername9369]

Trump reading erotica

[@thejandjchannel5016]

Conan’s cold voice turned into a Pervy old man voice lol

[@torinobob]

9:32 my new ring tone. 😂

[@wutamanwutman]

I know for sure that Julie Bowen is laughing her ass off at this bit.

[@godzillatimmy]

Conan should've read part of the Horse Whisperer: There were four of them in the corral. The once-proud beast, the broken girl, her mother, and finally, the man they call "The Whisperer."

[@chosenArchitec]

Hi, it's me, pudding pants 🤣

[@ald.3387]

Just Sona's expression on the thumbnail cracked me up.😂😊

[@criticallol3039]

Further proof that this podcast could just be these three and the crew and we'd all be fine with it.

[@Eric_In_SF]

This is marginally funny and then you get to the part about referring to guest as a guest and I couldn’t hold it, I went into a complete, can’t breathe laughing fit for like 10 minutes. I love it.

[@pedrosimas2642]

The pudding fell out....

[@tevster1316]

The laughing voice at 6:38 sounds like Sideshow Bob after stepping on the rakes

[@nicklaskristoferhansen382]

Played at x2 speed it's pretty spot on.

[@awoFalase]

You're relatively vein clear. 🤣😆🤣😆40 pages later pudding sound effects.🤣😆🤣 This whole segment was hilarious!

[@Michigoose]

I did some Googling for silly/interesting ideas beyond my own, which are Jazz Radio DJ and maybe "You like that?" “You should be kissed - and often - and by someone who knows how.” - Rhett Butler “I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” - Dracula “Y’know, I could eat a peach for hours.” - Castor Troy "I hate to see you go, I love to watch you leave." "You make me want to be a better man." Get well soon! (Or don't!)

[@josephgabriel3609]

Gourley - "Like Don Imus." LOL!! Hilarious!!

[@Uarehere]

8:21 oh my God, I did not expect this from Matt, 😆🤣💀

[@Aardquark777]

"Zip..Fwabba dabba shabba dabba.." 😂😂😂

[@just6981]

I needed this!

[@ChINNg28]

one of the best bits from them three omggg

[@scooterscs]

LOL, I cannot watch these people while at work anymore. Nothing but cackling coming from my office, it's obvious now that I'm not getting anything done. Thanks.

[@JAPelicano1]

Conan needs to personally narrate some really cringy Ao3 fanfiction. He has the perfect voice for it.

[@TheHunterBolton]

Conan’s transformation into Steven Wright at 3:11 is pretty great

[@justjokes-shorts9239]

I absolutely anticipate that pieces of this will be thrown into arbitrary future episodes.

[@javyjavyjavyjavy]

Conaco HR representatives are watching this and sweating PROFUSELY

[@tubhair]

Watching Sona laugh like that melts my heart. I think I’m in love.

[@stephensorensen4477]

‘Pull my finger’ in that voice. 🌬

[@kumakhan22]

I love Gourley dropping the retro commercial references

[@chrisdickens8233]

When Sam Elliott and James Earl Jones get a cold, their voices can't be heard by humans.

[@Fantasmister]

I've been avoiding this video. I fear it above all others. Wish me luck.

[@muumarlin1731]

Sona is the MVP of this one!

[@cleverusername9369]

50 Shades of Conan Grey

[@OktoberStorm]

PLEASE use these samples with guests!

[@awaisr912]

They all made each other feel so awkward

[@Spongebathe830]

6:37 he laughed just like Lurch from the Addams family show.

[@bobjasperbadiango1358]

Erotica and Conan??? Instant click!

[@falsemcnuggethope]

Have you heard the ending of Michael Che episode. He does some with his 1920s reporter voice

[@jasonroosa2475]

In watching (more listening to)this video about halfway through, Conan was asked “give us an example of the sex book”to which my video cut directly to an announcer, saying “the biggest liquidation warehouse…”

[@redrognav1]

Sona's "Hi" was something

[@omeraamirshahjee]

All these are great and can be used in Timothy Olyphant : good one guest 😂😂😂

[@rory4605]

Conan turns into Tom Waits when he has a cold.

[@mortysmith7813]

Might be my favorite bit ever here...Omgosh! 😂

[@Andrew-Antioch-Kim]

6:46: Conan began to resemble Beavis And Butthead

[@sew75962]

Trying not to laugh out loud while listening to this at work

[@davidhurtado2725]

LEAVING "AY PAPI" OUT OF THIS CLIP IS A WAR CRIME!!!

[@warrblade]

Just listening to a certain 2 second part on repeat!

[@Jor_toons]

😂😅

[@stevej.7926]

He was on a project around the world!!! Yes!!!

[@D.S.handle]

I love Conan’s cold voice.

[@capnstewy55]

Okay, if that's what you wish. Zip...pudding fell out.

[@longhairasian2902]

Stay healthy!

[@YodatheHobbit]

"Oh, really? That's really interesting." - for cold having deep voice Conan to record for future interviews

[@kumaravelrajan]

How can these guys make comedy gold out of absolutely nothing!?

[@leomarco7181]

I see title, I click so fast

[@melissa-hr6co]

When Conan did the laugh I immediately thought of Marge Simpson’s sisters 😂

[@suzawilo]

To me it was an elderly Beavis or Butthead 😊

[@Ritwika-Saha]

It's the eve of Conan O'Brien's birthday!

[@jeff431]

So I think this is just a situation of Conan being on cold meds instead of caffeine. 😂

[@sidhackney8831]

How did Conan focus long enough to produce not one but two kids

[@aabill1950]

But that was such a classic commercial. Comedians imitated it that month. Robert Conrad Dares You to Knock Off His Eveready Battery

[@Butterforyourrolls]

Ohh man this is amazing. Best laugh I have had all week.