Conan Shares How His Wife Reacted To His New Cologne | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

[@kiLLaWiggA1]

Conan's Cologne review has to become a thing. Absolutely fantastic

[@sethspot1]

They could call it. The smell of Cologne-an.

[@jimr9499]

I had the exact same thought in the beginning of the episode, "Cologne-nan"

[@kiLLaWiggA1]

@@jimr9499 right. Like a new scent every month until, Sona, Matt, Conan's wife all approve.

[@TheSwolness]

Joop is the official scent of all old school black uncles. You smell the Joop as soon as they open the car door at family reunions

[@JudgeDredd_]

A lil JOOP, a lil Brute. Hahahahhaha

[@JITCompilation]

Jooper duper

[@stevelouie5928]

Spice Adams showed us the way.

[@terraqus8024]

I guess Uncle Ruckus wears Joop too then

[@nozrep]

i am a regular white dude but I think I know exactly which scent you are speaking of, having had coworkers and acquaintances over the years who always gave off a certain aroma😅. Joop for old black uncles, Brut for old white uncles. ahhhhh the stereotypes!

[@Glumyy]

You all should do "Winter Coco with Conan and the Chill Chums", similar to the Summer S'mores series! The three of them, a nice cozy fire place, some soothing sounds, even if it was just one episode it would still be amazing!

[@Arion661]

More advertising opportunities for that solar campfire thing they were doing ads for

[@mtrps_]

i hope we arent milking them too much tho 😭

[@mmmm-pd9gm]

ugh yesss the three of them are soo hilarious

[@ODUBlue]

More Chill Chums, always.

[@leadnitrate2194]

That's the best part of the podcasts anyway

[@VideoNozoki]

I am SO GLAD we got a follow-up on the JOOP (wife's reaction/home reaction).

[@toucanstubs]

Love the bonus of seeing Matt write "WRAP" at the end and showing it to Conan to end the segment.

[@dooodooo3474]

Really mad they didn’t call him colognan

[@DeadBen.]

Dang…I had to delete my comment after I saw you had already said about the same thing.

[@thommytsunami]

It's like right there!

[@joshuabarnett8626]

@@thommytsunami YES ! I had the same exact thought. Talk about a missed opportunity. 😆😆😆

[@roshie187]

😂

[@avidodd26]

colognan COlognan coLOGnan cologNAN

[@rudesword2852]

God I love this podcast even more than his shows. It's just him performing for the people around him and I love it.

[@arosha1]

"Tracy sent me a bottle of JOOP and a handwritten note" Immediate cut to typed note.

[@chosenArchitec]

I hope eventually they call him out for this. It looks like a business gift. He ask his assistant to type out a note and he just signs it 😂

[@commentnocomment3246]

Not if you have a secretary and just have to ask for it to be done, and then you just have to sign things. On the down side of a thoughtful and handwritten note, it does leave you open to scammers who want to copy your handwriting, or signature, for some unknown reason or even people who may want to verify that you wrote something else which can be part of a validation or verification kinda thing as to what was given to whom and when kinda thing. (They often go thru this issue when verifying and authenticating autographed signatures on stuff and how many there are out there and situations like that.) For instance, if they did a chain letter styled Joop gifting, with the original Joop bottle and Tracy Morgan gifted it to Conan, and Conan, after putting it on, gifted it to someone else and so on and so forth by the time the bottle of Joop runs out, or the original scent of Joop dissipates from Conan, signaling the end of the Joopapaloosa gifting extravaganza, on what we can assume would be the fourth day from its original application according to this video, which is when the chain gifting would start, how many people could be smelling of joop and signed the original gift note to show the trail of Joop that Tracy Morgan and Conan were responsible for spreading from the original bottle that was gifted displaying a whos who of people participating and a provenance of the original bottle of Joop. They could all even take a picture of the original bottle of Joop, or video as they apply it, like Elf on a shelf and see how many times it could be regifted, and worn, making the scent from the original potentially last for a full 8 days (and nights) on the Jooperites? Joopee's? Jooperians? Whatever, if it doesn't dissipate fully until day 5 off Conan, possibly, thus allowing more time for the Joop to circulate. At that time however, it would be immediately brought back to Conan and kept in a glass case in the equivalent of the Residential Conan Library along with the letter with all the joopie people's signatures from the escapade. Thus it has 4-5 days to travel far and wide Jooping up participants and wowing people caught regularly in elevators with them or walking into the wall of Joop that I'm sure would happen should they be second in line for any enclosed spaces like bathrooms, meeting areas, and offices.

[@melltenfys]

I love how Tracy is both super random and super sweet... Like "oh, Conan liked my cologne, gonna send him a bottle"

[@r.lum.r]

Matt’s “Jooper Dooper” just did not get the laugh it deserved 😂😂😂

[@assmane999]

Nah. That was about right

[@sstills951]

It was about right.

[@DigitalAndInnovation]

The fact this has turned into a 3rd part series is magic. Not only the fact that Tracy called the bluff- giving Conan the bottle of Joop... But the fact that Conan then delivered... I kind of want to see an ad campaign at this point XD

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

Conan immediately going into bits and scenarios is just to good lol All of these bits should be made into mini-cartoons XD

[@modelcitizen1977]

The best thing about this story is that it’s 100% true without a shred of hyperbole. JOOP! is no joke.

[@Missybella92227]

“They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.” Was remembering the Anchorman cologne scene as they spoke 😄

[@MasterShingo]

5:05 "Doc! Doc! You got to help me! I GOT THE JOOP!" had me dying.

[@TigerGreene]

They could honestly have milked at least 5 more minutes of that joke. Too funny!

[@gpc_4279]

I laughed at this over and over Friday afternoon while at work.

[@efisher92]

That guy’s lousy with The Joop! 🤣

[@ShawnCaudill]

Lord, I agree with some others, this should have been animated or live acted out like one of the old bits from his late night shows! I miss his bits, actors, and scenes from the creative genius of Conan and his entire team. Conan and team, if you're not going to do the HBO show soon, please let's invest in some skits for the podcast either in live action or animated form. This stuff is too funny not to be visualized or acted out like it used to be. The visual conesuers need you back, CoCo!

[@Raida7]

Animated would be awesome, I love podcast animations

[@JarinUdom]

I’m hoping they do something like the Ricky Gervais Show, it was just clips from their podcast but animated

[@Mktofy]

Yup. We need hundreds of these: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5q4Znibh7yhqJI

[@MrNateSPF]

Colognan will go down as the most influential cliffhanger of this decade.

[@matthewjones9237]

Finally, a CONCLUSION to this conversation. Thank you guys! (And Sona 😉)

[@weirdhuman627]

Yes! I've been waiting for this.

[@RemmingtonSteal]

Colognenan O'Brien

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

Joop is an absolute power house. Joop and Blue Jeans were my two and only fragrances as a teen. When Conan says that Joop was on him for days he's genuinely not lying. Though I'm surprised it's still as good as it was when I was wearing it a bit over a decade ago. Two sprays and I could genuinely smell it decently almost 30 hours after applying it. I still like the smell of it but as it's so cheap it smells quite artifical and it's somewhat dated but these days with everything starting to smell the same I think Joop might rejuvenate and become popular again.

[@TigerGreene]

I wouldn't gravitate to a fragrance known as a "powerhouse". I want to delight my partner, not donkey punch her throat with douche spray.

[@MarcKloos]

It's not called "Joop" but "JOOP!"

[@emu_warrior]

sooo... does it smell nice? It just sounds like it smells absolutely terrible based on everything they've said. HITTING YOU IN THE FACE with a smell that lingers for days doesn't = nice smell.

[@TigerGreene]

@@emu_warrior Joop is like the new Axe. I love standup comedy and I've seen at LEAST 4 comics do jokes about Axe spray. I suspect Joop will break that record.

[@TigerGreene]

@@MarcKloos It's not just nasty. It's NASTY!

[@crisriddle]

Conan is that homie that will support your hustle with his comdey. Dude is hilarious!

[@gone8379]

Been watching you for over 20 years, couldn't wait til the show before you went off so I could watch yours. Your the best conan

[@xenos_n.]

My dad used to love Joop. Not an endorsement. I haven't worn cologne for almost decades but when I did I'd always get Emporio by Armani because it was the only cologne I thought was great, and girls actually really seemed to love it. I wonder if that's still around and if I'd still like it and if women would still like it.

[@TigerGreene]

I was always enchanted by Angel for Men by Thierry Mugler, also called A-Men

[@nichole8609]

Yes, Emporio by Armani is still being sold in major department stores. I honestly lost count on how many men (all ages) seem to not know how much to spray and it's like I'm eating it as they walk by me lol.

[@jaymatassa9138]

Joop! was our official cologne of the early 90s NYC club scene. We left a trail of Joop! From the car to the (Palladium/Limelight/Webster Hall) and back.... Ironically; a rep pr the company was at a department store one day around then and said we are pronouncing it wrong and it is actually supposed to be pronounced "Yope"....

[@bastiaan4129]

Joop (pronounced as Yope) is a very common Dutch name so the JOOP! episodes were pretty weird to watch.

[@cafeplastique890]

@@bastiaan4129 I'm only realising now it's not some weird smell named "Jupe". Fashion Designer Wolfgang Joop was, like, for decades considered our ambassador of style and sophistication. Over here in Germany (he's hailing from Hamburg), he was always presented as being a big player in the international fashion scene. So funny that it turns out his scent is actually being perceived as super-tacky. Don't let get word out to Germany. This is a real brand killer for Wolfgang Joop the man.

[@dlxmarks]

I've noticed that most companies will actually adopt regional pronunciations of their brands as long as it sells product. Adidas is a good example and the Ettore Boiardi changed the spelling and pronunciation of his own family name to Chef Boyardee for marketing reasons.

[@roadkillvp4life]

Can we ALL agree that Nothing will ever compare to the wholesomeness of this situation?

[@Rye_Bread69]

God i love this man

[@nathanhorne9623]

Conan, always enjoyed your stuff, but you and this medium met up perfectly, cheers.

[@aDubStepdrop]

Instead of Jeremy Fragrance he could be Conan Cologne 😂

[@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044]

Joop! sponsored the Sauber F1 team in 1993. I've been wearing it ever since.

[@IrvSauce]

I've been waiting for this with the same anticipation as most people had for the Breaking Bad finale lol. This is event podcasting

[@bucky1066]

Conan saying he washed his throat and not his neck is hilarious

[@YodatheHobbit]

I like how the handwritten note is typed, and then signed. 😁

[@rallorama]

Sona's Laugh is contaigous. Pure joy.

[@dreamrestore213]

🤣 😂 4:00.... Like when Roger Rabbit had to look at the pictures of his wife playing Patty Cake.... 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[@antonioguerra7912]

There’s a famous cologne named “Green Irish Tweed” which was the inspiration for Cool Water. Couldn’t be a more on-the-nose sponsor for a Conan O’Brien podcast.

[@stevej.7926]

Lovin Conan’s and Matt’s fashions lately

[@jorgeorwellius6943]

When I was in high school I loved Joop and Fahrenheit.

[@bfgivmfith]

"How do I get out of this?" LOL!

[@damonviscusi]

ladies and gentlemen, Colognenan O'Brien!

[@angelpipessd]

He’s Conan with Cologne - he’s now Cologn-an O’Brien

[@woodley91406]

I was a Hugo Boss and Drakkar Noir type of guy. Joop might be the next wave.

[@alexandernoxogreat]

This is hands down top notch podcast !! You all have an amazing record of saying something and doing it. And having feedback on it this makes this PODCAST even more immersive!!! Love COCO 4LIFE!!

[@tontyrutinel7680]

been waiting for this!!lol😂

[@jordanc2019]

I was waiting for one of them to make a, “Colognan” joke

[@fangjokerLS]

Things I learned from this video: with the great power of JOOP! There must also come great responsibility.

[@harmonicajay91]

Can someone make an animated video of this segment? Especially the part of Conan having an affair with his pillow?

[@TigerGreene]

They did. It's called Big Mouth.

[@Cats.Got.My.Tongue]

Could do a “JOOP” parody version of that Salt-N-Pepper song “SHOOP”🎶 staring his pillow!🤣

[@Polyfusia]

Joop! is one of the most infamously unpleasant fragrances ever made. It's normally compared to cough syrup. Tracy mentioned it for a reason.

[@In_MT]

We've been Jooped!

[@StaceWah]

Yesssss! Biggest cliffhanger yet now resolved

[@evanmcdonald348]

During the pillow bit, I just imagined a pillow with a blonde wig, googly eyes, and lipstick.

[@hayk3000]

5:12 That's the cleanest handwriting I've ever seen

[@mikeymike437]

Would be cool to know what Wolfgang Joop has to say about all this. He's such a cool guy, maybe even invite him to the show? That'd be hilarious 😊

[@francescaa8331]

The way he said "schtuppin'" 😆

[@ashablue78]

I’ve been waiting for this update

[@BobSmith-cm7dm]

I've been using Joop since Conan mentioned this product. I love it!

[@Dimp323]

This is too funny. I wore JOOP all throughout my high school years.

[@KentAJDK]

May the Joop be with you. Live long and Joop 🖖😅❤ Poor Tracy getting the heat from this joke. 😊

[@disliked1390]

The Joop saga will be remembered for centuries.

[@PeterSedesse]

Jupe is like one of those videos in science class where they show how bacteria is transferred by touching stuff or coughing..

[@kellygervais3440]

Lmfao, CONAN, shower man, shower.....lol

[@SrinivasGanesh]

Colognan could definitely be a thing. This is so so good.

[@Luna99199]

He’s a great story teller

[@stevej.7926]

One of the very best.

[@florete2310]

"Colognean O'Brien needs a Fragrance" - I like it👍

[@bobarros]

Funny that no one is correcting the pronunciation of Joop. If this fragrance was not a German one, but Brazilian, my countrymen would never let that slide 😄

[@doslover]

Conan should definitely create his own brand of cologne and call it "Colognan"

[@TheRealSchnitti]

If you are coming from Germany (like Wolfgang Joop) you are completely lost until you check that they are talking about "Joop". It's pronounced more like a longer "Yo!" with a "p". 😬🤪😆✌️

[@chipmunkotter3502]

Im 40 and have used JOOP for 20 years. And im a freckled, ginger, fair skin.. lol. I love it and it always does usually het a reaction. Usually for the better. Also, if you feel the standard JOOP is too strong, they do have a JOOP aftershave which is a watered down version.

[@lachauntiswashington231]

I've been waiting for this epispde🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@goodlookingcorpse]

Colognin' O'Brien.

[@SleepingDragon1]

20 years ago EVERY lad in the UK wore Joop on a night out and TBF the girls loved it

[@YesterdaysDeadTodayOnlyExists]

I’m invested in this story line

[@jdhuh1]

My JOOP! was with me for 6-7 days 🤣

[@jswaggart01]

From this point forward, I shall call him… Colognan: Master Of The Joop Universe.

[@LegionMiniatureGames]

I still have my original bottle, my wife was just looking at this video and though it was funny. I think i've had it for 25 years or something :)

[@jopo7996]

AI has confirmed that Joop caused Conan's divorce.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

In his memoir

[@DKGifford19608]

But I wanna hear the moment of relief when Elisa hears it’s a joke.

[@scottlarock7924]

In my mind, "I had some Joop! on me." rang to the tune of the 80's great: Somebody's Watching Me.

[@Yappa1996]

if you are into the Joop! get yourselves either the Eau De Parfum version and/or if you're taste's are bit more expensive : Terre D'hermes.

[@melodicchronic5181]

He is now. . . Colognan.

[@TigerGreene]

I still don't know what his wife really thought of the Joop

[@yoshtodd]

Sounds like she didn't like it but was too nice to say it outright.

[@supratikbhattacharya3732]

She and Becket acknowledged the fact that it is a strong Cologne 🤣

[@koi-pond]

Joop - The cologne tattoo!

[@ryanclark6402]

FFS, “yope.” “YOPE!”

[@mylucidlife495]

Joop! Just like being sprayed by a skunk! Nice review, Conan.

[@karunkannampilly8824]

1:55 anyone else shouting Colonan at the screen? No, just me? Ok then.

[@kelceydane5874]

This is the hardline news I've been waiting for.

[@beckyleonardis6331]

He hasn't hugged his wife, since 2016! So she was concerned! LOL!

[@campeador94]

Goddamnit I thought Matt would say Cologne-Conan - Colognan. It was right there!!

[@2taggs2]

I remember wearing this in the 90's -- I'm pretty sure the J ("Yope") is silent, I could be wrong, but that's how we pronounced it back then. This and Cool Water were my go to's.

[@momcatwoo]

The JOOP company is gonna have WORDS.

[@PoshMurder]

LOL oh gosh, Conan! You're only meant to use a couple of sprays!!! Even two is a bit strong for me and Joop! Jump (the blue bottle) is my favourite fragrance lol.

[@FusionDeveloper]

Glad to hear you survived

[@MyAngrySanta]

COOL WATER! Bring back the 90’s! Cool Water 4eva!

[@jmfs3497]

You straight up got sprayed by Joop Skunk... the glitter of the body fragrance world.

[@MrA4R8TT]

H Conan! It’s actually trounced “ YOPE!” It was released around 1989 in the US. Its an oriental fouguère. Enjoy!

[@youngthompson03]

Full spit take and coughing fit with the" I'm lousy with the joop!!

[@DABA2024]

Colognin’ with Conan needs to be a new fragrance podcast.

[@dmitrybelyakov]

Haha so true, I still have my Joop from 20 years ago. Somebody take it away.

[@darkrose8328]

Throw it through the window of a hateful person

[@Steven91637]

Wolfgang Joop is a famous and great Fashion designer and Perfume Designer from Germany 🇩🇪 who lives most of his life in NY City

[@CESONER]

Henceforth and whatnot ? You shall be known as Colognan.

[@ElArturoMusic]

Did anyone else think that it would've been funny if Liza's reaction would've been "Oh, Tracy I wasn't expecting you!" ..prior to seeing that is was our doe-eyed cutie Coco??