Conan The Barbarian (1982) - Atlantean Sword

[@maggs131]

This is probably my favorite scene in the movie. Creepy music, wolves howling, skeleton king in a forgotten crypt. What more could you actually freaking want?

[@echoarcade_nj]

Amazing musical cue! Dope megalithic tomb, giant skull/hand , possible "out of place" artifact in the precision-made sword etc... did Graham Hancock write this scene or the writers on Ancient Aliens? ...lol j/k 🤣 such an amazing scene with tons of atmosphere!

[@WhoThisMonkey]

Breasts. Breasts are always welcome.

[@andrewforte3852]

This is the best depiction of Conan ever put on film. Arnold was born to play the sword and sorcery hero. This version will stand the test of time.

[@Useaname]

My older brother did lighting on this movie in Spain. He was a great fan of the books and the character. He said when he got the job it was the best moment of his career.

[@stooby267]

How did your brother get into that line of work? I'm 33 I hate my job and I'm looking for something exciting and interesting

[@Pems33]

@@stooby267 You could learn a bit on lightning on Jeremy Birn's 3D Render website, he has some video tutorials also where he exposes how lightning used to work in the industry and it's 3D replication.

[@stooby267]

@@Pems33 thank you I will check it out :)

[@Mugthraka]

What also contributed to make this movie Legendary is the soundtrack, an awesome soundtrack can make or break a movie, and this sound track is amonsgt the most epic things that humanity has ever been gifted with...

[@junjungatbos3548]

Agreed.

[@bassage13]

The soundtrack is the main character to me.

[@URProductions]

That's Basil Poledouris. He also made the soundtracks for Robocop and Starship Troopers which are also epic soundtracks (go listen to Klendathu Drop). Him, Ennio Morricone, and Vangelis are my favourite composers of all time.

[@CobraCommanderX]

omg calm tf down its just a song you mindless f

[@timothybarham6374]

@@CobraCommanderX Apparently you don't know who Basil is, if you did you wouldn't make such an idiotic comment.

[@stooby267]

I love the narration and how instead of saying forgotten he'll say unremembered etc. Gives it a much better oldy world feel. This is honestly an amazing movie. They don't make them like this anymore

[@douglaswilliams6834]

Still one of my favorite films. Saw it in the theater in 1982. Never gets old.

[@deniseeulert2503]

That's when I saw it too. Crom, has it been forty years?

[@WhoThisMonkey]

I'm 32 and never watched it, I will soon though. It's not often I get to be the one seeing something others treasure, for the first time. I'm normally the introducer 😅

[@korhansoydan]

All hail Conan! Salute to the 80s kids who watched and cried over the magnifigent music over these scenes and obsessed with Conan movies with Basil Poledouris.

[@URProductions]

I'm 36 and I regularly work-out to the Conan soundtrack.

[@fallinginthed33p]

@@URProductions Boris Vallejo too.

[@URProductions]

@@fallinginthed33p Just looked him up. Excellent artist. Thank you for bringing him to my attention.

[@cretinousjester3475]

The Old King: "It's yours now.....time to forge your legacy"...........

[@deniseeulert2503]

I was always sorry they didn't have a movie where he did get HIS kingdom.

[@jmorlar2852]

That's how exactly it always felt like to me!

[@Elsupermayan8870]

Destiny*

[@mylife6453]

Saw this in 1983 and man what an epic film. Great confidence builder for young men.

[@gutspraygore]

In film school you learn how the magic of editing makes it look like your protagonist is being chased by wolves. In the John Milius school of film you actually set forth a bunch of dogs to chase down your actor.

[@pendragonshall]

Scared the crap out of him too. LOL

[@genox3636]

Yet reveals the unspoken mystery of the age old kings, accentuated by the unintended hand down of the mythical broad sword. What we're being told is not myth on it's own word, but myth forged by the work of man.

[@dude2323]

And that is actual blood. In one of the previous takes they got to him and Made Him bleed

[@jameswhitfield6220]

Arnold: what's my motivation? John: Hold my camera....

[@floydvaughn836]

Freedom sucks. Freedom and a sword is glorious. For those who would get rid of the Constitution, pay attention.

[@tyleredelman36]

"A warrior's spirit earns a warrior's weapon of legends."

[@andrewpequita6569]

This is my favorite film scene ever with my favorite film track ever. Basil killed it with this tune and the entire soundtrack. This will forever be my favorite film of all time. Fellowship and Return of the Jedi being close to my favorites. It deviates from Howards Hyboria and from the lean more intelligent savage noble Conan but I love it regardless.

[@frankberst9849]

This is quite possibly the single most epic movie of all time, ever. Wouldn't it be something if that was the remains of King Kull of Valusia, the Atlantean barbarian and distant ancestor of Conan, still sitting upon his Topaz Throne like a god among men?

[@candlekeep2002]

It was the remains of a giant... most likely a frost giant whit his red hair.

[@fallenseraph5V]

Yes

[@WhoThisMonkey]

Don't forget the Lord of the rings.

[@ceruleanwalker1069]

Coated in rust for centuries but still sharp. Now thats a very good sword.

[@ThePatank]

or coated in clay to preserve it

[@flyingnorseman]

Music, Arnold, storyline, all epic movie making on a scale seldom seen before or since. I was 11 when I first saw it and was completely blown away. This movie changed me.

[@korhansoydan]

paul norris same here. Salute to the 80s kids who watched and cried over these scenes and obsessed with Conan movies with Basil Poledouris.

[@eyeneedlight242]

I was just three year old.. I still can remember the frames in my distant memory... this was an epic movie..

[@fordburkett9444]

Superb movie, music was heart stopping, done a little differently could have won an Academy Award. Great as is though.

[@DefCon1966]

@@fordburkett9444 It should have won an Oscar for the soundtrack, cinematography too.

[@verablexitasap858]

My favorite movie FOREVERRRRR and the BEST SOUNDTRACK EVERRRRR. Thank you Basil P, rip

[@TheLadyBugg8]

I love this scene - epic music too. For me, the icing on the cake is when he emerges from the cave with the sword, and the music pauses when he breaks his chains - setting up the imagination for what happens to the dogs, lol.

[@grindstone4910]

Arnolds first words in the move: AUEGH AUEGH AUEGH AUEGH

[@ahmedabdalmola8133]

Nice

[@BuriedFlame]

You try quoting Shakespeare after falling headfirst into an ancient tomb :)

[@banglefaar]

Actually it's: "OWWWWWWWWWWW! Eh-OWWWWW!" That's when the gladiator dude was biting him.

[@sgwh2002]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

[@jimfavor2081]

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentation of their women, which goes like this: AUEGH AUEGH AUEGH AUEGH !"

[@TheMan-je5xq]

I love the way the skeleton “moves” and Conan is startled and pays his respects to this man because this person was so powerful in life that even dead he still has a little strength left. Of course maybe he just fell cause the sword was holding him up

[@dude2323]

in the book they actually have an epic fight

[@TheMan-je5xq]

Master Colman to me I don’t think that would be a good idea in the movie I like the more symbolic approach

[@PrzybyszzMatplanety]

And symbolism in this scene is excellent. Conan finds tomb of some ancient Atlantean king. Clearly the corpse is some legendary, more pure line of humans - it is in fact a giant (look how big his skeletal hand is). Sword lying there was just short sword for him. The greatest moment is when his helmet falls of, just before Conan pays his respect to the old pre-human master of the tomb. It looks like Atlantean king is also bowing his head in respect. One king to another. Perfection.

[@Rivenshield]

Yeah. The old king bows to the new. Long tracking shots, epic music, no dialogue. They actually really do not make them like this any more.

[@daytonasixty-eight1354]

I think the Cimmerians (which is what Conan is) are descendants of Atlantis after Atlantis fell into the sea.

[@liliencalvel6151]

They don't make em like they used to. Good movie.

[@Crisperdad]

Go... your free... get to The chopper

[@jamessm4401]

I always thought that the skeleton under the mountain was Crom. They say later that Crom is the god of the mountain. Combined that with the fact that the skeleton "moved" i thought that the sword was croms gift to Conan. Only years later did I find out that the skeleton was an Atlantian giant from the previous age.

[@ivorymarston2648]

James Sm same here and you know I will still believe that 😁

[@solesurvivor5]

Fan theories have even gone as far to claim that it was Kull the conqueror, King of Atlantis himself. However this seems more like wishful thinking, since Kull was king of ancient Atlantis, and would have died and been buried long before Atlanris sank, and this burial mount is hardly a few centuries old.

[@Drithe]

I was young when this came out. After I seen it one day my mother fixed me oatmeal, which I hated. I said angrily as I pushed the bowl away from me, "Crom!" I want meat for breakfast woman!" I had to eat oatmeal for a week. I , apparently, am not Conan.

[@daywalker3068]

lol evidently not

[@rocketraccoon1976]

+ Drithe Bors If only your mom had captured that on video. 😄

[@MIMALECKIPL]

Well you should've used sword agains the table

[@jsmooth6311]

Drithe Bors 😂😂😂😂😂

[@batraciocascarudo1086]

Crom didn't listen to you, then to hell with Crom.

[@jinx184]

I'm glad the DM gave the 2nd level barbarian a solo module to get used to the game before he got thrown into a full length campaign with Subotai the 8th level rogue.

[@Jacob-dw4vd]

Here lies Tihocan, one of the three just rulers of Atlantis, who even after the great catastrophe, tried to keep rule in these Baren other lands. He died without heirs, and his knowledge has no heritage. Watch over us, Tihocan.

[@waragainstmyself1159]

Probably the only kind thing that old grizzled warlord has ever done. Probably respects the warrior Conan.

[@WhoThisMonkey]

Okay, I'm 32 years old. This film looks ancient to me, but I most certainly can see the quality and love that went into it. I will watch this entirely when I get a chance, looks like I'd be missing out otherwise.

[@emptyhand777]

The next scene Conan is wearing wolf fur. I guess he quit running from that pack.

[@lordeldauoud142]

emptyhand777 200% CORRECT !!!!!!!👍🏼👌🏾👊🏾✊🏿🌬⚔🗡

[@tonystephenson4842]

emptyhand777 yes. He became his on pack

[@frankberst9849]

Uh no...the pack quit running up on him....

[@frodofraggins]

damn i never noticed that

[@hajjibarbara2900]

My favorite Arnie quite from his movies is "Angyiih!..... Yaaagh!....... Neyinhh!"

[@Rivenshield]

When I was young we referred to that as the 'Arnold in distress noise.' YAAGGGHH AGGHHHLLL HUAGGHHH YAAUUUUUAHHH GET TO DAH CHOPPAHHHHH

[@adrianoparolin4680]

The best ones are in Total Recall.

[@ottokrouse2459]

Must have been some prominent warriors to erect a tomb like that, and even out in the middle of nowhere. And Conan could have fled anywhere, looks like Crom was looking out for him to direct his path.

[@Netlogic.]

Finding a steel sword in those days was like finding a fully automatic M16 today. Iron/steel, especially in the form of a weapon, was extremely rare.

[@liamquinn1981]

One of the best films ever made!

[@williamshorter8712]

Awesome, powerful and moving

[@exile9024]

this movie makes me not cry ..like ever.. not kidding.

[@richardvargas2559]

Exile all hail King Conan

[@ondracekivo]

If you want to see the never happened fight scene, read the old comic book. One of the best comics I have read as a child all those years back!

[@Kimchiboy08]

Chills when he’s striking that sword against the stone . Crom

[@g0679]

Kimchiboy08 ... And that BIG smile he has.

[@reddsaxxmike2865]

Kimchiboy08 cutting chains of iron with sword of steel.

[@Knight121198]

@@reddsaxxmike2865 could be a special kind of metal? like Valayrian steel or somthing?

[@diegosalazar1481]

This scene is so fucking awesome, the whole movie is...

[@Hammern28]

This scene is one of the epic ones that people will always remember.

[@Mellowcanuck33]

I think this guy is one of the giants. Look at the size of him. His helmet. His skeleton hand is the same size as Conan's.

[@Mugthraka]

i've never noticed that the Skeleton is waaaaay bigger then Arnie, i mean look at Arnie's hands when he takes the sword compared to the Skeleton hand, when you see the first shot of the Skeleton with the sword the sword looks like a one hand sword, but whne arny takes it, its more like a bastard/longsword.

[@Prander5x5]

The old Vanir had come to be proud of him like he would have a son. You can see it in several scenes before this. He's crying as Conan runs off into the dark. He's also drunk, perhaps to help him do the deed, because in a sense he knew he'd never see him again and had to bring himself to do it.

[@JohnSmith-un9fy]

My favorite movie. My favorite scene.

[@Zmanwarrior]

Man, this movie is so damn cool.

[@daytonasixty-eight1354]

Crom... Crom, he lives in the earth. Conan finds the Atlantean skeleton within the earth.

[@spwicks1980]

Could be, or remember the story his father tells him that giants stole the enigma of steel so the gods struck down the giants (Atlanteans) and threw their bodies into the oceans (Atlantic sinking). I always saw this as Crom rewarding Conan with steel enough he could smith his people's killers. It then comes down to the ultimate battle at the end of the film culminating in the detruction of the sword his father made.

[@rocketraccoon1976]

I always thought that skeleton was supposed to be King Kull, the 'Conan' of an earlier age. And it was Conan's destiny to continue Kull's legacy.

[@lordeldauoud142]

Steve Rogers You All Right!!!!!!! BUT The Main Theme Is " The Riddle Of Steel" Which All My Poor Life I Had To Live By Due To My Samurai Up/ Bringing And Beliefs!!!!!!! Without The Inner Strength To Weld Those " Swords" And " Endure" Hardship Those " Tools" Would Mean Or Be Nothing To Him!!!!!!! That Is True Power And Strength !!!!!!! " THE RIDDLE Of STEEL"!!!!!!!🕉☯🗡⚔🔪⚒⛏⛓🔨🔫

[@stevenbaker470]

lord eldauoud carbon my friend. That's the riddle of steel.

[@candlekeep2002]

Why is it that no one ever seems to notice that the skeleton he takes the sword from is that of a giant.

[@kpllc4209]

Supposed to be 9 feet tall but it is hard to tell because of the camera angles

[@Mugthraka]

yeah i noticed this when Arnie take the sword and you can see the size of arnie's hands compared to the hand of the Skeleton.

[@fallenseraph5V]

The sword is already short; for a giant it would be a pocketknife.

[@terencewild4245]

candlekeep2002 giants who left the mystery of steel on the battlefield !!

[@terencewild4245]

Opening scene of the film

[@Wheezyweasel]

5:25 In the very next scene (the witch scene), you see Conan wearing a Fur coat. Rip wild dogos lol

[@yallowrosa]

Great scene Conan definitely believes only in Khrom (i.e. metal and swords)

[@earlspencer7863]

This scene was inspired by "The Thing in the Crypt" which itself was adapted from one of Robert E. Howard's drafts. Though in the story the skeleton comes alive and attacks Conan.

[@charlien6123]

Instead it sense the man’s sadness

[@earlspencer7863]

Conan hefted the blade. It seemed as heavy as lead-a sword of the Elder Ages. Perhaps some fabled hero-king of old had borne it-some legendary demigod like Kull of Atlantis, king of Valusia in the ages before Atlantis foundered beneath the restless sea… The boy swung the sword, feeling his thews swell with power and his heart beat faster with pride of possession. Gods, what a sword! With such a blade, no destiny was too high for a warrior to aspire to! With a sword such as this, even a half-naked young barbarian from the raw Cimmerian wilderness might hack his way across the world and wade through rivers of gore to a place among the high kings of earth! - The Thing in the Crypt by Lin Carter based on a story by Robert E Howard

[@fordburkett9444]

I have always believed that done a little differently, this movie could've won am Academy Award.

[@SebHansa]

Thousands of years after the fall of Atlantis, King Kull finally finds a worthy warrior, gives him his sword, and can rest in peace.

[@tenientedelevante4070]

Conan the Archaeologist

[@rexyumul2415]

I love This especially the Chase Scene with the GSDs! • ••3♤

[@MartinMunthe]

This scene is also based on the best short story Robert E Howard ever wrote. Absolute magic.

[@deathstrike]

It would have been awesome that when Conan gently takes the sword and the former king bows to him, a gentle whisper across Conan's cheek "Wield this in my name conqueror".

[@gatagay1612]

For some reason i would loot everything ala Skyrim.

[@fallenseraph5V]

Gataga Y I’m surprised the dead didn’t get up and start shouting at him. 😀

[@stooby267]

Fus ro dah!

[@Lafly84]

Note the look on Arnold's face at 4:37 - much the same as when he is in the bunker in T2 and holds the minigun :)

[@carl7382]

I remember reading the book. He fought the skeleton. I also remember that there were 2 origin stoires to Conan. This is one. The other one tells about him leaving his home at about 13. Because he was bored and didn't want to live the life of a farmer like his brothers.

[@Rick-f4j]

"All power, glory, fame, riches, arrogance and power must at last come tumbling down into bones and dust." - Robert E. Howard - "Lines Written in the Realization That I Must Die."

[@Zamolxes77]

When I was a kid and saw this scene, I wanted that sword so much ! Sadly there weren't many sword makers under communism :(. Sword shape is nice, but a bit too thick and heavy.

[@Mechinwisdom]

Hopper picks up Conan's "Atlantean Sword" from the first Conan movie. Exact copy when he kills Demigorgan in finale of "Stranger Things"

[@rizon72]

You don't need lots of dialogue, flashy zooming in and out of the camera, shaking of the camera or explosions to have a good scene.

[@mr.martins3737]

the newest version of Conan pales in comparison ... it's pathetic!

[@stooby267]

It's a steaming dump compared to this classic

[@KiddJackson42]

Top five favorites all time

[@dendanskehelt4296]

"Suffer no guilt ye who wields this in the name of Crom"

[@Deetroiter]

The juxtapose of this scene always struck me hard…a slave who is alive and on the run finds his refuge in the tomb of a king who is dead. He gains his freedom from a powerful man long gone. Complete opposite ends of the spectrum in every way possible.

[@kveldulfpride]

If that sword can cut through a chain with one stroke, then i dont think its out the realm to assume it may be magical...

[@Zamolxes77]

It might, however, my money is on weak chains. Sword was probably steel, forged in Atlantis before the fall, while the chains are probably just wrought iron. Is enough to do their job, you don't need steel for slave shackles.

[@NeptunesLagoon]

+ 3 Vorpal weapon + 4 vs Evil dictators

[@rexyumul2415]

LOVE the THRONE Room scene

[@n.jurenic]

in the end Conan sits in his throne with this sword in his hands.

[@williamwymore7443]

One of the best ever

[@the10thleper]

Loved this movie when it was released. "Gerry Lopez!" Conans side kick, Surf legion! I couldn't believe it, Pipeline! Search it and check it out. He had a laid back stance while deep inside a huge hollow tube of Pipeline HI.

[@johnf.kennedy7339]

A Crusader sword was just found in the ocean near northern Israel, buried under the sand for hundreds of years, preserved, in tact under the sand which protected it. The kid pulled it out of the water like a king.

[@robarans4866]

I've always wondered why Conan was freed in this fashion. I have a theory: The Great Khan after hearing the "crush your enemies," speech was duly impressed and decided he wanted Conan for use in war, and later demanded to buy Conan off his owner. and it was not an optional offer.... So his Master decided to free him and say "oops lost him" the next morning.

[@HeSpeaksFluentJapanese]

If that is an atlantean sword, then clearly that skeleton was Aquaman.

[@feilox]

and arnold had hot dogs that day.

[@jekubfimbulwing5370]

And cold dogs for the next 3 days...

[@kidpeligro7878]

When I first watched this as a kid I was really thinking the skeleton would come to life and battle Conan especially when its hand moved

[@BillFixLaw]

That did happen in Howard's original story. Check out "The Thing in the Crypt" from the CONAN novel.

[@mikepalmer392]

There was an 1997 tv series Conan that took the sword of Alantis and faught something that looked like an alien as the one character asked him you knew that thing wuld come to life? How'd you know about this sword? The guy played Conan said it's apart of my destiny

[@simonheeks3661]

At least he had more in his cave,than John Rambo.

[@tlotpwist3417]

Skeleton: "It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"

[@jonathanjollimore7156]

So good

[@chrisfrombeyond4240]

I've heard it theorized that the skeleton is that of Kull the Conqueror. Would be a cool detail if it could be true.

[@Diggz11]

Freaking awesome movie!

[@chrisg.k487]

Atlanteans was an ancient high sophisticated people, beyond from Hercules columns(Pillars of Hercules). (Plato). God Neptune (Poseidon)destroyed their civilazation in 10.000 B.C.

[@flyingnorseman]

Look up "Eye of the Sahara" and see where Herodotus placed Atlantis on his map. They match exactly. No one can explain the eye and the mud that flowed from the North East to cover it.

[@xaraxen]

March 8th, 18081 BC, about 5 minutes to noon.

[@MIMALECKIPL]

Atlanteans were wiped in nuclear war by Great Lechia ( Ancient Poland ). They were more trouble than they were worth.

[@MIMALECKIPL]

Atlanteans were Humans, that's different from jews

[@skyjuiceification]

Chris G.k ...plato learned that from solon. And Solon from ancient Egyptian high priest.

[@LordTalax]

You're free. But you don't get any food, water or anyway to defend yourself.

[@xamurai00]

''Aieegh aaaiieea aaiiirghh'' ... ''i slipped getting to da choppa''

[@dobsr1184]

This seen yet Epic makes you wish you could dig deeper into the character who originally held the sword. Is this a mirror fate of King Conan ?

[@Slasher1984]

Does anyone knows who was the skeleton ? Is it just a random Guy or an ancient king/warrior with a backstory in the lore ?

[@Charvale]

I loved this scene, although part of me wished it were more like the original source material in which the skeleton comes to life and Conan literally has to fight it for the right to possess the Atlantean (which he does) before he emerges to deal with the wolves.

[@whiteknightcat]

Wolves that look amazingly like a German Shepherd and other dog breeds.

[@bbuzzard69]

I always thought when the skeleton moved he was bowing to the new king.

[@rocketraccoon1976]

If the dude wanted to set him free, he should have removed Conan's chains.

[@slainemccool2875]

Steve Rogers he was clearly very drunk

[@mrnaughtycat]

I live near a village called cromford

[@RintTheReaver]

Anyone else believes that was Kull?

[@matthewpomeroy5054]

though Kull was famous for his axe :(

[@starsiegeplayer]

I read somewhere that it was supposed to be Kull, but I don't know if it's true.

[@brucebanner9911]

Cant remember the movie so dark that u cant see anything..

[@thunderlaugh9085]

Kull's tomb

[@vikib1758]

ThunderLaugh that it would be awsome and more likely that Atlantis

[@RintTheReaver]

Indeed... That's what I was thinking after reading Kull

[@vuk5576]

@@RintTheReaver Isn't this the skeleton from Issue 92#

[@-Siculus-Hort-]

when i was a kid i thought the dead king was crom.

[@softgunforever]

anyone speculated that the skeletons head bow might be a reference to Conan becoming king of Aquilonia?

[@LION749]

LOL that sword put many evil men six feet under...

[@michaelgroesbeck8850]

I worked as a grave digger. Let me tell you a few things. Grave diggers actually only go at least 4 feet deep traditionally....& this is practiced all around The West & most of The East as well. The 6 feet is just a saying. There are the double-deeps which usually go 9 feet deep though... According to Dimensional Evolution, as studied in some Occult Traditions, all idea's are based upon the following with the correlating number that more often than not....shows up with the same fundamental subject mentioned as the focal point. I just want to say that "6" being an evil number is not exactly true....it's just the number that evil likes to use the most to get what it wants. 1. Time (premise, past, present, potential) 2. Cosmos (direction, emergence, motion, difference.) 3. Universe (reference, reception, equality, reaction....think Mirror) 4. Synthesis (instinct/capacity, interpretation/translation, identity/information, interface/influence) 5. Validation/Proportion 6. Ascension 7. Descension 8. Internal Limit (also responsible for Consciousness) 9. Unity/Loyalty/Returning 10. Magnification/Projection 11. Requirement/Gateway 12. Programming/Keys 13. The Secret/Oblivion/Space All of these form the Set-13 that repeats itself. When you start at 14, you're just starting with the 1st & 4th dimensions harmonized together, plus the fact that it's a multiple of 2x7, which means it's doubly humble. So 14 is like being born again. It's a warm number....in my opinion...that & 1 + 4 = 5, which makes you think of a star....& stars shine. Yeah....I've buried too many people. I had to think about other things & this is what I ended up doing....& the scriptures are built this way too....along with tons of other media.

[@daywalker3068]

Michael Groesbeck Well, I can't tell if the words you typed were complete lunacy or wisdom

[@michaelgroesbeck8850]

The only truth is demonstrated truth. Faith is the ability to act without knowledge. Reason is the ability to know without acting. Reason by itself isn't reasonable. Faith by itself isn't worth having faith in. Faith = 1. Reason = 4. Humility = 14 ....& that's because you got perspective....atop a Tetrahedron that has 4 corners, 4 faces, & 6 edges. Then you can put the star I talked about earlier on top & you have a CHRISTMAS TREE of Divine Proportions! ....so when you combine reason & faith together....Santa will come to visit you with presents & his presence....& then it's like Heaven while you're living in Hell....& Hel is the goddess of loneliness. Sniffles. I wish Fenrir would just go 666 on the world & ragnarok the block to 777 so everything would stop moving. Then everything would stop looking so blurry because of all the venom & blood that got everywhere. Then we can say, "NEIN!" as we play as FRANKENSTEIN!!! with my penis, a cut-out vagina.....& wait for it..... a calculator that can compute infinity, so we can find the center of PI....& then we can each have our own slice. Ps: PI is not a reference much less a proof of the existence of a circle. Infact, you can know that PI exists just by dividing 22/7 & you get 3.1415 without using a limp-dick protractor. Curves themselves technically don't exist either, because a base-unit of matter is still constructed using linear dimensions. Irrationality is itself an irrational concept rooted in laziness & ignorance. Even a 360 compass still has at least 360 corners & edges. If you disagree....then I have one question for you. DID YOU BOTHER TO LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH & COUNT? pps: The Earth is not flat either, much less round, but it is a 3 dimensional object. The Pole-Stars can only be seen on opposite ends of this 3 dimensional object we tumble upon....& it's the only evidence that 100% proves that NASA is full of retards that still bother to print out fake images of Earth....& every other planet. Sure it's possible we went to the moon.....but then again they could have just created & underwater stage with BOTTLED FIJI WATER & Christmas lights for the stars....with a shine-through poster of Earth. Nevermind, they forgot to put the Christmas lights up once or twice before. I wanna hie to KOLOB in the twinkling of an eye. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jai8npKjgLZmfdU Kolob means doG & the North Star attempts to follow "true north" just like a dog tries to follow what he thinks is God.... Hold To The Rod! The Iron Rod! Tis Strong & Dark & True!

[@daywalker3068]

Michael Groesbeck You're full of shit lmao

[@LION749]

Hey Michael god wants spiritual fruits not religious nuts you ever think about checking into the religious nuthouse?

[@beardguyworkshop]

Great scene, he went from being a slave to being Conan...

[@Dewit2meAgian]

the very first mmo loot chamber

[@thegr8rambino]

Lol I like ur name "havefunagain" I hope I will soon

[@FoxAttaak]

So he made friends with the dogs because they love his new shiny thing and they run and skip and jump all day