CONFESSIONS OF A DEEP SEA DIVER | True Geordie Podcast #8

Welcome to the most raw, uncut and uncensored podcast on KZbin... The True Geordie podcast. Brought to you by The True Geordie and Laurence McKenna. On today's show we talk more of our weird experiences in life.
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3:22 Geordie talks Diving
10:30 Geordie goes to School
20:18 The bar fight
26:40 Geordies first job
34:40 Geordie freezes
39:58 Geordie makes a friend
54:25 Barny is dead
1:00:35 Diving in to KZbin
1:19:54 Emails
1:35:54 Alvarez vs McGregor
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"Tag teaming two girls" .... "Were they nice caravans?" Only Lawrence.

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Liam Shaw did anyone tag out?

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The British Bambino underrated comment

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The little comments that Laurence makes crack me up so much "They're ISIS of the seas"

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Lawrence : "Sometimes we may not fuck for a month" Geordie : "Jesus Christ, son"

[@TrueGeordie]

3:22 Geordie talks Diving 10:30 Geordie goes to School 20:18 The bar fight 26:40 Geordies first job 34:40 Geordie freezes 39:58 Geordie makes a friend 54:25 Barny is dead 1:00:35 Diving in to KZbin 1:19:54 Emails 1:35:54 Alvarez vs McGregor

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Lawrence is hilarious. This podcast wouldnt be the same without him

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Still his best podcast episode IMO

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His podcasts are quality now cuz of the guests

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I have come back to this podcast many times. When I first watched it 6 years ago it sparked an interest in the world of commercial diving. After a very rough patch in my life I’m now back here again ready to commit myself to saturation diving. Thanks for setting things in motion for me.

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Geordie: "you have a drysuit and your bottle in your back-" Lawrence: "in case you need a drink"

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[@jamesarthur4601]

Revisting this after the ocean gate missing submarine

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Likewise mate

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when laurence is talking about the bar maid around 22 minutes,he reminds me so much of will from the inbetweeners talking to jay

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Really interesting, always wondered about Saturation diving. Best podcast on the internet, so glad I found out about it!

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Benjamin - James Salty

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Anybody else re-watching in 2021? Doesn't feel like this was 4-5 years ago.

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Underrated comment!

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These old ones were the best

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my third podcast ive watched of yours everytime I finish one I say that it was the best one that I've watched, and then i watch another and boom love the podcats bro! Keep doing what you're doing love to both Brian and Lawrence

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That poor woman giving it everything she had and she never stood a chance. Imagine doing the hardest thing ever and finding that out! Gutting!

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Favourite podcast yet, I loved hearing about diving

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Trump is the man

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Geordie living in America here. Been a long day, but this made my day great. Thank you!

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