CRUSHED BY A TREE | True Geordie Podcast #7

[@SoccerFanDan]

Absolutely died on the car story, really cheered me up. Rewatching them all for the first time in 5 years and they’re timeless

[@TrueGeordie]

0:00 Lawrence wins 5:14 Geordie's plane rage 15:30 Geordie's road rage 23:35 Underground rage 29:10 The stabbing 34:50 Geordie at school 38:10 Laurence gets bullied 44:15 Geordie talks education 50:33 Loz goes to Parliament 55:45 Geordie talks Porn 58:04 Life in 20 years 1:20:09 Emails 1:39:25 Future projection tactic

[@TEAMRONALDO1]

keep up the good work mate these are hilarious

[@thibaults8065]

The True Geordie hello

[@Juan-hx5ti]

When you listen to the podcast while on the crapper

[@wizardgaming899]

The True Geordie sick video

[@bdean7202]

Love this mate👍🏻

[@noahuploads4447]

Ahhhh....back to the good ol' days. Geordie, Lawrence, and nobody else.

[@mustafaamini2184]

NoahUploads I personally prefer them just having a chat alone without some random guests

[@nedlongdon555]

egg

[@borislee2920]

I do too, but occasionally I like to see a guest so not everything stays the same, and theres more of a variety of topics so nothing gets old. Just loving these podcasts.

[@ryanhopper2854]

I liked Jimmy Conrad and Spencer when they came on

[@Joseen1996]

Ryan Hopper in other words, not poet and the other twat haha

[@shalikesfilm9540]

These are legit the best videos on yt

[@nedlongdon555]

egg

[@RabonaTV]

Egg-reed

[@sasharodenacker1582]

Comicology definitely

[@callumstewart6081]

Comicology popppop

[@callumstewart6081]

Egg l

[@PlainOldGaming1]

The fact that it's 2 totally different people makes it so good

[@BackflipingSheep]

maxwell Yeah, it's good to bring loads of different points of view.

[@barry4649]

maxwell Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@Android-zh9pk]

10K Subs With No Videos no

[@lilarhixiel5505]

Totally different, yet respectful of the opposite view: the world could learn a lot from Bri and Law

[@memories7077]

Og listeners will remember this. Anyone watching 2019?

[@danielmartinez8965]

To this day

[@l14m35]

Daniel Martinez love it

[@tatesherman8273]

yep

[@SAMISON1]

All the first 10 episodes I’ve watched like 20 times

[@charlietopping8802]

Ye bro

[@joshuahunt8112]

I've been a subscriber of Brian for a while and when I'm not having the best time I come back and watch these. It helps

[@Cainiac2112]

Bit late to this comment, but i do the exact same thing mate... Really helps to calm me down and help me chill if had a bad one

[@kieranarkett8483]

Watching this back and seeing how much they’ve been through and how it seems they’ve drifted a bit hurts too see😔

[@richardweaver7479]

I'm gonna be honest, I much prefer it when it's only you two guys. No disrespect to the guests you've had but I think you two have great chemistry as hosts. Just my 5 cents :) keep it up boys

[@nedlongdon555]

egg

[@yungsosa1785]

egg

[@thegreatlazydazz]

Agree. I really enjoyed TG ranting about his perennially abysmal football club. Here he talks about himself, and his life and views. This was the perfect time to do this, no one cares about ordinary folks talking about themselves. TG has enough fame to draw you in, and see if there is any substance. He is a bit of a hot headed nutcase, but he is got charisma, and shit loads of stories. Lawrence is the perfect foil, he is clever, sensible and gets TG to introspect in his own way.

[@HardChord]

I can see why some people might prefer that but I do think they would run in to a wall in some time and not have anything to talk about. And you naturally run in to an instance where you find yourself repeating the same stories or the same phrases worded differently. It's not really your fault because it's human nature. One person can only be so interesting.

[@ITOWords]

HardChord spot on.

[@JakeV100]

these ones with only geordie and lorry get less views but are definitely better.

[@tommyvinceze6249]

+lp dd6 why are you here then?

[@barry4649]

Jake Visser Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@KendonHD]

The best part about True Geordie is when he yells so hard that by the end of the sentence he is out of breath. 😂😂😂

[@barry4649]

VersusTV Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@MrJaynash]

25:25...Laurence tells quite a funny, clever story about the social behaviour of londoners on the underground that we can all relate to....Geordie "have you ever seen them japanese porn films?" oh ffs haha

[@barry4649]

MrJaynash Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@louisfreeman6265]

@@barry4649 go home

[@malingreenleaf1414]

At least he has a decently original excuse, I subbed.

[@reecelongson2872]

10K Subs With No Videos that c bh

[@jakespooner1096]

The golden age of the pod

[@harolddpvp8994]

Real fans are still re-watching these in 2020

[@willgould7407]

yes mate!

[@sam.s4816]

I certainly am been loving the old podcasts with only Brian and Lawrence lately

[@liamchance3604]

And in 2022

[@igormajer8193]

2023

[@oliverchad-smith3649]

@@willgould7407sasasdassdsdssssasssssssdsaaassasssssssssssaaasssssassssssasssddasssssssssssw. 😅. 😅😅😅😅😅😅 😅. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 😅. 😅 😅. 😅😅😅 😅 I. Z 1:16:09

[@penguinsalsa9207]

I feel like Weller will be gold on this podcast. Much like you two, he seems like such an interesting personality which doesn't come forward in his video's a lot. Like his depression and creative thoughts, I feel like he could vent those in this Podcast a lot better.

[@ciaran7876]

Get the flat mate on the podcast

[@nedlongdon555]

egg

[@ethanvardy3379]

cciarannn egg

[@miran4057]

ViTaL Motionz Get in the shithouse

[@bobtibbles9200]

+Egg get in the cue

[@braydenlim6256]

bob tibbles I'm

[@adamvsfifa]

I don't think I'll ever find another podcast I love as much as this. Keep it up Bryaurence

[@barry4649]

ADAMvsFIFA Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@Android-zh9pk]

10K Subs With No Videos fam seeing you on every fucking comment is annoying

[@barry4649]

Android4 lol I was watching the podcast and copy & pasted that in all the replies

[@nunpho]

@@barry4649 all that will do is piss people off. People subscribe because they like content, not because they are told to.

[@Southside1804]

This podcast is amazing , 2 completely different people but works so well

[@harveywright2710]

I miss these types of podcasts

[@jakespooner1096]

Still going through the old pods in 2021

[@SoccerFanDan]

2022 right here

[@IREBEAST]

The most entertaining podcast I listen to out of many, well done Geordie and Lawrence please keep these going! With or without guests all episodes have been great so far

[@eh6491]

Nah Poet fucked the third one.... hated him

[@barry4649]

Raymcc69 Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@TrueGeordie]

EXTENDED PODCAST ON iTunes HERE - itun.es/gb/T5pafb.c

[@stuartwing6802]

The True Geordie plz reply

[@anthhd7956]

geordie will u be at the match i would love to see u there

[@ThomasBrown-id8ny]

The funniest one yet brilliant

[@nedlongdon555]

egg

[@tjtoomey7632]

I care about science

[@AlFakkiOneTime]

1:03:55 George - "Where do I see myself in 20 years time? Lawrence whispers "Prison". :D

[@ryank2782]

MD 007 who tf is George

[@barry4649]

MD 007 Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@kriscurran7794]

@@barry4649 k

[@rglover2410]

Honestly, so much better with just you two.

[@barry4649]

Rich Glover Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@corbindawson2924]

I’ve learned more from you two gents in four months than any teacher in all four years of high school. For me high school was simply repetition training the working class to do as they always have and work themselves to death. You guys would make amazing teachers. Hell, like I said you already kind of are. You’ve both inspired me and at the same time shown me it takes more than just dreaming to accomplish a goal. The definition of dedicated is the work you’ve both put into this channel and it shows.

[@kingrenlybaratheon8790]

11 o'clock, 3000 word essay in for tomorrow (10 hours time), done 150 words, won't miss a True Geordie Podcast!

[@Nevetss]

Add a few words after every paragraph and make them white, should save some time and effort.

[@T4_444]

King Renly Baratheon has mate😂

[@danielillingworth2534]

King Renly Baratheon aren't you dead?

[@calumhayeslufc4408]

King Renly Baratheon 😂😂 commitment

[@AH-be6bu]

Maybe Stannis can help you *get to the heart of it*

[@dot2742]

Low key 3 years on this is still the best podcast they have ever done

[@mrbot1631]

imo "housemate from hell" is, but this is a good choice!!!

[@cycleking9911]

I never thought I would watch two guys just sitting down and chatting for nearly 2 hours, but I just have and what's more, it was fucking good.

[@winkles2314]

Just wanted to say, this is a great podcast. You've got great chemistry as hosts, and the video adds so much. Lawrence's reactions to some of the things Geordie says are hilarious. You strike a great balance of ideas. Keep going and growing

[@herrebosma9270]

Geordie in 20 year's: commentator on fifa 37.

[@barry4649]

Herre Bosma Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@OFFICIAL_DSR]

We should speed that up to 2022 at most 😂🤔

[@bigstelad]

“Oi hit it in the fooken goal will yous”

[@sammatty4635]

Geordies disappointment! Oh my God I'm crying! 1:25:00

[@gsampson97]

cheers for this Geordie, proper sick rn and this cheered me up loads

[@theyellowwall7842]

Literally had to rewind about 15 minutes after laughing when laurence "no she's not dead but she did break her spine" 😂😂😂

[@AnonYmous-xs8nx]

Liverpool in Istanbul: from 3-0 down against the best the best side in Italy at the time, to 3-3, win the CL on penalties. Man United in Istanbul: Spend €150,000,000, lose 2-1

[@bredelisp4908]

Toby M yeah cuz that's really funny. Disgusting.

[@reddevilmufc2972]

liverpool in 1990: 18 titles man utd in 1990: 7 titles liverpool in 2017: 18 titles man utd in 2017: 20 titles 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@barry4649]

Anon Ymous Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@saraw6446]

Liverpool fans 1985 = kill 39 Liverpool fans 2005 = kill 1 Liverpool fans - offended by everything apologize for nothing

[@seanboi]

True Geordie, you are a legend of a man, thanks for these podcasts mate

[@barry4649]

John Doran Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@jolleyolley1204]

This podcast is iconic

[@FSeg7]

Please get willne on he would be class

[@ImDrewZ]

Francis Segnitz YEAH!

[@nedlongdon555]

egg

[@MrALEXROCKS789]

Francis Segnitz willne? He's like 14

[@FSeg7]

ViTaL Motionz he's definitely not

[@bennossiter3358]

he's at uni mate

[@50ShadesOfEndo]

This might be one of the best podcast eps I've ever heard

[@hathwayh3209]

omg the tree story was too funny

[@winkles2314]

hathwayh Lawrence: "YES! FUCKING YES!

[@barry4649]

hathwayh Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@footballmanager777]

lawrence is right about school. school gives you an opportunity to learn and experience every subject at a basic level before you start to find out your passion. just because you don't like science doesn't mean someone else doesn't. schools cant give students a personalised programme.

[@lukemurray13]

Jason .Elgie I think they should teach people about paying bills etc. Before science and other subjects e.g RE and other useless subjects

[@calumhayeslufc4408]

Jason .Elgie load of shite

[@footballmanager777]

12 years old learning about bills 6 years before you need them? I think they should teach it but only at 16 in the last year of school and follow up in college and 6th form

[@aadilsacha4903]

Jason .Elgie

[@joeclark6413]

Luke Murray I mean you won't have any money to pay the bills anyway if you don't have any skills for work. But life skills are definitely important though but you can't really teach it to 12 year olds as they'll get bored.

[@jaydensnowden7266]

Am I the only one that feels like I'm getting touched by my uncle when Geordie says "pretty little thangg"

[@barry4649]

Jayden Snowden Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@calhal44]

10K Subs With No Videos you commented on a comment from 2 years ago expecting him to reply? Stfu

[@bobbuilder3628]

Honestly, an audio book read by Brian about his life would be amazing, it would feel like a podcast but a lot more personal

[@benmachin7568]

hello hard one my old friend - possibly the best line on this channel! great podcast again Geordie 42:53

[@kurtharrison8140]

True Geordie is fucking brilliant, he honestly makes profound sense about school and the world around us, middle class hero this man is, kick on TG we need people like you

[@darrenthompson4547]

Waited all my life for this

[@alfiecox6899]

I’ve watched this pod countless times

[@kierand6814]

Hang on. She pulled down a tree? Was Lawrence bullied by wonderwoman?

[@sebastianalamoalonso9478]

i waited for this all week

[@ollyharman2196]

I much prefer it when it's just these two legends.

[@calumgriff1855]

Listened to every one of your podcasts in the last week, and they're class keep them coming and more often if you can True Cheers

[@that90skid7]

realised what makes this podcast so great is that you two are total opposites😂

[@barry4649]

that90skid7 Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@jakes-t4455]

This is the best podcast...if the true goodie sees me......Your a great youtuber.....

[@borislee2920]

I love it when its just you 2, people are commenting that they prefer it that way, but my opinion is that throwing a guest in a few times every so often is nice because then there is a variety of topics to talk about and not all of their life storys are uncovered. Eventually this show will get boring but having guests on slows that process. (Just my opinion)

[@Patrick-zg8cn]

Boris Lee opinions are like orgasms. I only care about mine and don't really care if you have one!

[@barry4649]

Boris Lee Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@utfrsx4766]

"Sweet corn again" absolutely done me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jason-uv5vc]

if geordie wrote a book it would actually be amazing think about all the stories

[@Sam-sh1hp]

I'll save this for later but made my day seeing this uploaded!!!

[@FlyingPigUnited]

Surely the true geordie crushed the tree right

[@jamieveitch7319]

MrFlyingPigHD shut up u Manc

[@PcJoe243]

Manchester has the highest rate of poverty in the UK. So go back to your cardboard box lad.

[@connormckenzie1762]

PcJoe243 the manc wank

[@jamie4wolves123]

PcJoe243 I'm

[@barry4649]

Flying Pig United Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@jakobmoors8335]

Sometimes just you 2 is even better than having a guest :) Great episode. Keep em coming.

[@tinajob9229]

You two dont just make my day , you make my life.

[@thepusscatboys3433]

I've listened to this so many times 😅👍

[@TheDankner15]

This was the funniest video I have ever watched.listened to.

[@barry4649]

DANK Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@TFK_Alpha]

really loving the podcasts, favourite thing to watch on youtube right now just think it would be better if they were shorter not for me ill watch it all either way, but starting at 1h and going for 2h seems like a long time to some people and with shorter videos you would bring in more views none the less great job guys keep up the good work

[@ethansweeney8861]

your podcast is actually class

[@burralfc3519]

Love the channel watching this in 2020

[@ViperakaChater]

ha ha laughed out loud at this so many times. Crackin podcast lads

[@barry4649]

ViperakaChater Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@SherryTube]

Absolutely love these 2 mugs 😂 Lawerence always trying not to offend people and having the podcast clean 🤣 is the best and especially the cheeky reactions he does 🤣

[@Svintcov]

a good discussion about school. Nice arguments about it from the both of you

[@ac2244]

I miss these. Please bring it back.

[@JakeV100]

greatest series on youtube ever created

[@barry4649]

Jake Visser Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@owen1417]

These videos are the funniest and most entertaining things on youtube, keep them coming

[@MrCheesyBaconBits]

Thank fuck... im sick as shit and this will kill 2 hours.

[@mariorodr7guez759]

MrCheesyBaconBits get better mate 😉😉

[@georgewood00]

MrCheesyBaconBits hope you get better mate

[@Kalimofc]

MrCheesyBaconBits me 2

[@pompeytid8989]

MrCheesyBaconBits same 😂😂

[@MrCheesyBaconBits]

Vidafutbol 17 Man True Geordies channel has one supportive fanbase... cheers and get better soon for all the ill people like me.

[@Eoin_Grant]

yous are honestly better at this than you have any right to be and ive been a fan of both for years, listen to loads of different podcasts but for you two to just start up with such good quality and comedy dynamic within your first few weeks, fair play lads, id wish yous luck but ya don't need it! best podcast out there right now hands down

[@asupertramp948]

This week on the Geordie counselling session!

[@asupertramp948]

Don't get me wrong. still good.

[@ozymandias8346]

Daniel Crowe

[@asupertramp948]

Yes sir?

[@barry4649]

Daniel Crowe Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@archiearsenal29]

This is the podcast I've watched most- the best so far

[@Bamsougher]

You have to do one with Tom Gray!!

[@Demolion951]

Bamsougher I don't know if it will be interesting enough. Maybe add someone else or I would personally have Weller or Akinfenwa even tho Akinfenwa did one with Spencer

[@Bamsougher]

Demolion951 He's hilarious though so it would be great for sure

[@barry4649]

Bamsougher Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@curtislindsey7577]

I feel that Lawrence acts as a councillor to Geordie. Your an absolute legend geordie

[@Joeh10]

Would love to see you and willne together both my favourite youtubers please get him on the podcasts

[@barry4649]

Paul Pogba Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@wendymacdonald9249]

I am new in 2020 and watching this. Boy you guys have come a long way........lol.

[@ImDrewZ]

Who wants WILLNE on the Podcast?

[@jakefox1058]

André Lima YESSSSS

[@bobtibbles9200]

Who?

[@ImDrewZ]

bob tibbles WillNE..Check his channel out

[@barry4649]

DNB120 Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@williamgalloway4798]

@@barry4649 no offense but can you fuck off, its annoying seeing you self promote on every comment

[@Carver.5]

Absolutely love this podcast keep it up Geordie and Laurence !

[@tompiggott6130]

True Georgie was just spot on about schools.

[@barry4649]

Tom P Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@christianflores2250]

44:50 that's true Geordie. hit the nail on the head in America

[@victorrhilmersson]

Man this is up there with the Ricky Gervais Show!

[@joescorner8650]

you guys are hilarious!! love every single one of these

[@georgeriddles4024]

It's 11:00. Sleep or podcast?? Podcast.

[@seanmackenzie1449]

10:10 - "Bloody French" too funny! The best podcast series around by a mile

[@Adrian-lm1vi]

If I had a time machine, I'd go back and spend a day with Geordie aged 21!

[@T4_444]

Adrian McCormack I would go back and bet all my money on Leicester winning the league

[@robincampbell121]

Finlay Reid I would tell Mourinho to not buy Pogba

[@Adrian-lm1vi]

I'd tell him not to take the United job!

[@barry4649]

Adrian McCormack Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@mattyb4453]

Keep it up geordie! By far the best series on KZbin

[@darthgeros5863]

I lost it at ''How close have you been to killing people?''

[@barry4649]

Darth Geros Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@jack-rf3bv]

great podcast, always enjoy watching this

[@MarkFinn1]

Laurences reaction to Man Dingo is hilarious!

[@barry4649]

Mark Finn Can ye subscribe to me please Me and my friend are doing a challenge for who'll have the most subs by Christmas and I'm 50 or so subs behind so every sub is appreciated👏👍

[@CurtLeo77]

this is my favourite podcast out of all 70

[@jamesmorgan6277]

Who's here in 2023 baby? bare nostalgia

[@careermodechill5454]

💯💯

[@generalpausanias7089]

2024

[@JC_1997]

Prefer the podcasts as just the two of you, class as per

[@anthhd7956]

loved ur podcastwith spencer i support newcastle and going to cardiff match as its my birthday

[@Danimal13]

This is one of the best podcasts around keep it up Geordie

[@ThistleThings]

When it's a trans woman I fucking died 😂 his face!

[@ATAlder_7]

These were the good old days 😂

[@connorllewellyn4382]

in my area (Swansea) they basically force you to learn Welsh. outside of school I have never used nor been in a situation where I've needed welsh. I'm currently in a shit heap in my life because I don't have many practical skills or any idea what I want to do and it's the same for most people coming out of school. Imagine the skills they could've gained or experiences that could influence what they want to do if they didn't have to spend countless hours learning a language that is used literally nowhere.

[@CheesyCheeser18]

Geordie, please don't get locked up so that you can keep making these podcasts. Cheers.