Confessions of a Junkman: 50 Years of F'ed Up Shit

Today I take a look back at my life at 20 things I am not proud of (3 of them are made up... only 3). From NEW Games claims to the taking of Star Wars toys. This is my confession!
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[@salvagemonster3612]

Doesn’t work this way dude. You committed fraud

[@ThatJunkman]

We con some pervs tying to meet kids. Get over it. This video not even about that. I don’t feel sorry for people grooming kids. If you do great. What a hero. Stand up for the pervs. Sick. I mean I’m weird and bad but I don’t get upset that someone fooled men trying to hook up with a kid

[@Kickback-dm7zt]

@@ThatJunkman that's just it.. You did NOT do it to catch pervs. You have NEVER provided any evidence of this and what's more YOU yourself PUBLICLY ADMITTED you did it to scam the toy hunter out of starwars toys AND you PUBLICLY ADMITTED you scammed someone else out of a mac book and other related equipment.. Yes that's right you pretended to be TWO different teenage girls online for YOUR OWN PERSONAL GAIN and what's more you ALSO PUBLICLY ADMITTED that you got caught because you got GREEDY and used your own real PayPal account..

[@RocketPunchHero1]

@@Kickback-dm7zt No llores, mijo. No llores.

[@Conflict_Boardgaming]

Lulz! All those "internet people" complaining about taking Junkman seriously, as they take themselves seriously! The self unawareness is dripping like pancakes!

[@ThatJunkman]

One guy upset cause I said he wouldn’t open stuff did a video a while back calling people fools for buying stuff from Hasbro lab. ;)

[@zacharyjochumsen9677]

@@ThatJunkman jesus wow you got a emnraased abouthe sqauredabce

[@lucasoheyze4597]

Well, he called a guy a paedophile for no good reason, and he uses a young girls identity for trolling purposes. Dodgy guy.

[@bradleygood6871]

Thanks!

[@ThatJunkman]

wow thanks! I just added that and never got one! You always here to support so thanks so much

[@Dale_The_Space_Wizard]

A certain KZbinr who is obsessed with Thundercats and and likes to wear a lion mask told me that he has found out my real name and has seen my dirty laundry and that I should crawl back under my rug. A couple of days ago another KZbinr that was spamming the channel made exactly the same threat to me. So clearly they are the same person. The actions of this guy has pushed me firmly onto team Junkman. We all support you and fekk all those assholes who can't take a joke.

[@ThatJunkman]

Did the same to me. And many others. And he has a lot of young girls that call him daddy that will spam people all day

[@inspector2363]

I'm now picturing someone crab-walking to lay a log on a car bumper like toothpaste.

[@ThatJunkman]

it wasn't easy for a chubby 16 year old......

[@tntsk868]

Sold fake weed back in 7th grade and got busted in school.

[@Allison_Troy]

To be fair everyone who square dances in front of witnesses has made themselves look like a fool in public.

[@rickwj324]

Haha...that square dancing video brought back nightmares of having to do that in middle school!!

[@ryanspengler4877]

You know I've been a big fan since the early days, Junk, but I just had to draw the line at this reveal of you pretending to be a young, mentally unbalanced girl in order to get free Star Wars merch...and then, upon getting caught, saying it was all just a plot to expose pedos online, even though that never happened, no arrests were made, and it continued at a level that seemed to only be for personal gain. There appears to be no possible way, and the info presented makes no sense to support it, that this was some kind of heroic "sting" operation using catfish tactics to do something noble via unsolicited and unorthodox means. Even the act of using some unsuspecting girls' photos as your own involved someone who never agreed to participate in this and brought them into a scandal they never would have signed up for had full disclosure been afforded. Hey man, it has been SO MUCH fun subscribing to this channel and your videos have been great at a time when that kind of entertainment meant the most to me, but I can't find anything in the Analog Toys KennerBabe video that wasn't based in fact, and this was after listening to both sides and doing as much research as possible in order to give you the benefit of the doubt. I WANTED it to be bogus...but it wasn't. Now, in fairness, had this been something in your past that you regretted and had left behind with the promise, drive and determination to make better decisions online, that would be NO problem and ALL would be forgiven...hey, we've all got demons and things we regret throughout our lifetime, so judgment is unnecessary in that scenario and would not be fair to you or what's in your heart. But the fact that the reveal was molded and contorted by you into something that is simply IMPOSSIBLE to be true just felt insulting and negligent toward your followers, like we would "buy" this story that was turned around and weaponized to suggest that if you disagreed with the actions taken and the lies told, then you must support awful people and the horrible things they do. No, to be clear, that's NOT the case and was a false equivalency morphed into a no-win situation for your critics, as if having a problem with what you did meant supporting internet predators and liars. That is an ABSURD notion. Of COURSE we don't support internet predators or pedos, but that doesn't mean we were okay with what YOU did and the obvious falsity and spin used to cover it up and redirect the blame, either. The pivot and BS that this whole thing was some valiant mission to expose people as "bad guys" only makes it look worse because the logic doesn't add up and the suggestion, silent though it may be, is that we're gullible enough to buy it. I gave your rebuttal a chance, a hopeful one, and took in everything I could to try and be convinced otherwise...but in the end it simply wasn't enough. I think this happened exactly as it appears to have and some awful things were done to some unsuspecting people and the findings were spun in the hopes that followers would be dumb enough to accept them. Money and goods were received based upon lies...horrendous ones. You make great content, Junkman, and you're very talented. I have learned so much and had unbelievable conversations with your excellent and passionate fans in your comments section, so it's a real shame that I can't have a place here anymore. I have been made aware of the line and acknowledge that it was unfortunately crossed. Respectfully...it's time for me to punch out for the last time and say good luck, Junk, because I wish good health and happiness to you and your fans but no, we won't talk again soon...

[@williamwilkinson381]

@Ryan so you write a novel response based on an attack video from a guy that gets triggered by a video about opening vintage toys? Don't you think it's odd behavior that the anal toy guy has to get person al in his videos and bring peoples personal life into his attacks ...that's pretty sick if ask me and the fact that he keeps doing it to me is alot worse than what happened 10 years ago on the the internet....I'm sure you have done things in your past that you aren't proud of we all have.....

[@ThatJunkman]

Got you. Sorry to hear that. I made a mistake 10 years ago and I paid for it then and hated myself for it. If others hold it against me 10 years later. Nothing I can do about it. I can’t fix the past. It happens and I leaned from my mistakes. I will add I never acted like a girl with mental issues. The user name was a inside joke from the radio show. As the host said he likes young girls that are broke and one of the other as “like the self cutting girls” and the host said he loved that. It was weird and the name was used by fans of the show for shock. I never tweeted about self harm or anything. It was only the name. And no as my vidoe say it was never done to catch anyone. It was a account yo troll people and a small group believe a kid was tweeting all day about 70s tv show and hit on her and we took advantage of them as they wanted to meet up and other things. Anyway again, I don’t like what I did. I hate it. It was 10 years ago. Nothing I can do about it now. I am not the person was 10 years ago or even 5 years ago. Also I never got any money from anyone, all I got was a box of toys that I returned and a MacBook what I was going to return but when I asked for info I was told keep it. No money was ever talked about or anything. I am going to guess you also have no issue with a guy doxing my full name, city and state and threats. do you condemn that also? If so I doubt you be able to say it with out it being deleted. In closing yes I fucked up. I said sorry to many of them. If you can’t forgive someone for an act that was bad 10 years I understand. Thanks. Sorry if I let you down. I’m no saint.

[@ThatJunkman]

He also threaten me and dox my full name and city and state. Yet no one seems to care about doxxing people just care that some crazy shit happened 10 years ago ;) Also if he posted anything like this over on that channel it would be deleted in seconds. Even if he just post why did you dox him it be deleted. The ones that delete have things to hide

[@_The_Worst_]

Junkman, you're a straight up gangsta...🤘🏼 How much pop was your buddy able to load up while you conned the old man with a fast food dinner, and what kinda pop did y'all get...❓❓❓

[@ThatJunkman]

Just 2 cases. We didn’t have a car or anything lol Mountain Dew and Pepsi

[@Conflict_Boardgaming]

Not enough grey in your beard. I'm 51, and I have gray all up in my beard. You youngster! tee hee

[@ThatJunkman]

I got until sept 2022 ;)

[@zacharyjochumsen9677]

@@ThatJunkman younthinking about retirement in the near future

[@adamrandorson7686]

Lmfao! "BIG LOG"

[@masonwallace0572]

Loved seeing all ur old clips. Reminded me of the old day time live show. I was 1 of 12 regular watchers. Lol!

[@micolash3196]

Someone took a crap in the hallway in the school I went to as a graduation prank Guy even found a dead zone where the cameras don’t see Set it up where he had time to plop it down Without anyone around That kid put a lot of work into that

[@ThatJunkman]

That’s funny was it you? And glad I went to school before the days of cameras

[@eabcool]

when you stole that Mountain Dew you set off a chain of event. Guy lost his job, wife left him and then he turned to a life of crime

[@ThatJunkman]

dont make me think about that :) but years later I went to work for Pepsi and believe me, they got paid back.. working my ass off :)

[@sjiimagery4240]

All you need now is a mail order wife. Then you will be part of the "in" crowd. Offing a few civvies wouldn't hurt, either.

[@Dale_The_Space_Wizard]

I say your brilliant comments in the live chat on All That's 80's video about the unboxing. I take my hat off to you sir. You had me laughing loudly from it. Especially the bit about a certain guys porky wife not letting him get any. LOL. Well done.

[@sjiimagery4240]

@@Dale_The_Space_Wizard It's the saddest of sad to watch grown men giggle and get teary-eyed opening little boxes of candy and toys sent by a bunch of childless simps.

[@jediknightjairinaiki560]

Every day is Buy One Get One (sometimes buy one get two free) in the self-serve bakery.

[@Vexer-rl9fq]

Hey Junkman I'm no one to judge. What I found works for me is I ask myself "would Amy Covey approve of this" If the answer is no I don't do it.

[@ThatJunkman]

good idea :)

[@greycloudyday5980]

Hell I've done a lot of stuff I'm not necessarily proud of.. But like you I own what I do. I just try to move on and do better nowadays.

[@ThatJunkman]

A got a few saying they will unsubscribe cause of something really dumb I did 10 years ago. I can’t do any thing about that. I fucked up. I forgive myself and others closer to the issue did also. So I don’t care about strangers if they can’t

[@greycloudyday5980]

@@ThatJunkman exactly brother. I haven't forgotten the figure I have to get a few supplies and then I'm going to be brainstorming. Anyway the world keeps turning right.

[@greycloudyday5980]

@@ThatJunkman oh also one time my best friend had moved but they still owndedthe house in our town. I got in the house and took a bunch of star Wars figures. He never knew. Thought I would share this it's kinda similar to you not giving the wicket back.

[@ThatJunkman]

Well I canyon recall if I keep it on purpose but I can see I would ;)

[@mrbluesteen]

we love and forgive you Junkman!💚 you are getting to the Legendary Troll level!

[@ThatJunkman]

Thanks. No forgiven needs. I made mistakes in my life and I’ll make more. But I’m not the made I was at 15, 25, 35 or 45. With each mistake I learn form it I hope :)

[@danielkelley2784]

Hell junkman I can't count the fuck ups I've made in my life needless to say I'm with you

[@Karemaker]

Junkman, I once beat up a kid that had 1 leg.

[@ThatJunkman]

Damn that is fucked up. Unless he was an ass. Cause you are handicap doesn’t mean you get a pass. ;)

[@Karemaker]

Well, the story is I was in a playground and this kid with 1 leg kept throwing balls at me and the other kids. Nobody was doing anything about it because he had 1 leg but I said "fuck this." and beat him up and threw him down a slide. and I got banned from that playground and in major trouble for doing it btw.

[@Dale_The_Space_Wizard]

@@Karemaker ...you should of added the punchline to that story of something like "I was 38 at the time that I did it". :)

[@Karemaker]

@@Dale_The_Space_Wizard 38? Don't be ridiculous! I was 32. ;)

[@magnumrex]

Junkman is an underrated comedy genius.

[@ThatJunkman]

I might not have the best channel but at least I can say it’s different

[@magnumrex]

@@ThatJunkman I can't believe I've been watching for three years. You've come long way from talking about He-Man figures in a motel.

[@ThatJunkman]

Oh the good old road days

[@specterkev]

Here is one from me, I had my entire classroom convinced that I was on Double Dare in the late 80s. When in fact I found a double dare t-shirt at a store and bought it LOL

[@ThatJunkman]

Love it

[@bladerunner1b]

You could be 38 dude. And that's the nicest thing I'm going to say all week.

[@ThatJunkman]

Thanks ;)

[@imperialpresence1173]

i'm thankful that i got most of the cringe out of my system before the home video camera became common

[@ThatJunkman]

Lucky ;) my dad got one in 1983

[@imperialpresence1173]

@@ThatJunkman they were getting us ready so we could attract mates with our lustful mating dance

[@jvcpaints]

Holy smokes, Fred Astaire. I hung out at a different school in high school too as a transfer student and was the super student who had all the answers for a couple of days. Teachers loved me. My friends thought that shit was hilarious. Who doesn't hang out in their car to avoid their wife's lame weekend plans? Parking lot drinking and napping 4 life.

[@ThatJunkman]

I rather be in my car with the radio for 7 hours than window shopping with a wife and her mom. But I don’t got a wife now :$

[@exoticcarfactsofficialchan7050]

It's okay Junkman, just open three vintage Star wars figures, mint on card and buy 4 repro Blue Snaggletooths and all will be forgiven 👏🤣😜

[@ThatJunkman]

Yes! Will do

[@aped3]

Junk Man did the DEW !!!

[@ascensionindustries9631]

This is the funniest video I've seen seen on the Tubes in years 🤣. Keep going Junkman!

[@badape3620]

I was waiting for Junkman to confess to being in some fan made ewok porn

[@ThatJunkman]

I’m taking that one to the grave

[@Conflict_Boardgaming]

Oh shit! I had to square dance for two years in elementary school, in Beckley, WV! It was actually kinda fun! Trying to remember the sequences and shit.

[@ThatJunkman]

Wow I only had it for one show. That was enough

[@aaronburrell3729]

Always forgive and support friends and family. I just told my daughter that there was nothing she could do to make me stop loving her, nothing! The same holds true for friends.

[@ThatJunkman]

Thanks man

[@salvagemonster3612]

Oh really? Hmmm so a friend murders someone while robbing a bank and you ok with that? Real dumb comments

[@aaronburrell3729]

@@salvagemonster3612 only an idiot would compare murder to being rude.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

2:08 - What the heck was George doing there?

[@GreatCaesarsGhost1111]

So let me get this straight you have fun, go on crazy little adventures, are a bit of a selfish Starwars hoarder because others won't... Lol are a bit of a rogue thief... And are a all around fun loving person... You bastard! Don't ever stop having fun and being you... I think you should of been named Solo!

[@nigelcarren]

Since we're all confessing mate, can I just say, I love the movie Prometheus! There, I said it... Fight me!!! 👽🤔

[@JackieWohlenhaus]

I went to a bookstore I didn’t work at and told them my name was Rand McNally when we were doing inventory

[@ThatJunkman]

classic :)

[@stephenfiore9960]

“My ‘trunk is called fox’ …….good one (a true lawyer)

[@michaelmcfarland1716]

Hey junkman! Any chance of a reaction video about the changing of Fett's ship to Firespray?

[@ThatJunkman]

dont thin there enough there for a video yet

[@exoticcarfactsofficialchan7050]

How about a history of the Slave 1 vehicle playset and Slave Leia in the golden bikini 😜👏 set those blasters to "stun" indeed 😂😂😂

[@michaelmcfarland1716]

And i meant your reaction, and a vid on all slave ones (toy, legos, models, etc.) To go with it would be nice.

[@Barada73]

Junkman: “I’ve never exposed myself to anyone.” Well dang, now I’ve already lost interest in the video.

[@MrLourie]

Damn, I paid Jessica Fletcher to investigate you for nothing.

[@ThatJunkman]

Well she could found about that night in Cancun ;)

[@mrkrinkle72]

Shoot, I stole all my SW figures from the Woolworth's!

[@davidanderson4748]

Saw on Twitter that Mr. Sanctimonious was coming at you. Glad you beat him to the punch.

[@ThatJunkman]

They all want a piece of me ;)

[@timx8872]

When I worked at Taco Bell, all display materials were to intended to returned to Lucasfilm. Not on my watch. As soon as that marketing campaign ended, it was all mine. I didn’t take any Kid’s Meal toys though. Okay, that’s not entirely true. I did keep an Exploding Death Star.

[@ThatJunkman]

I don't blame you...

[@theflyingninja1]

I found out the hard way that the self-checkouts here in the UK do random trolley checks..

[@ThatJunkman]

Oh no ;) “I thought it scanned! Not my fault!” ;)

[@theflyingninja1]

@@ThatJunkman I had a whole trolley full of 'free' stuff. What can I say? I got greedy 😌

[@dreamlandnightmare]

I'm actually the type to go back in the store and scan and pay for something after I realized I forgot to scan it.

[@ThatJunkman]

Good man. But Walmart will screw to him a second ;)

[@mitchbloms9060]

I did solve Kid Icarus!

[@ThatJunkman]

You are a gaming pro

[@CaptainArrrgh]

The kid from Starman was also the voice actor of the 90s Spider-Man. And Robert Hayes was the same for Iron Man.

[@aped3]

Junk Man cut the Rug !!!

[@ThatJunkman]

better than cutting the cheese I guess

[@aped3]

@@ThatJunkman A Wise MAN told me ONE Time "There is more Room outside than in !!!"

[@pepperonipounder]

Shits crackin my balls! Lol

[@pbailed8007]

I love it out of all the games that you say you completed !, you pick kid Icarus , one of the hardest games ever, lol

[@ThatJunkman]

If you’re gonna lie lie big

[@latestred6510]

I got into _Attack of the Clones_ movie Theatre, the Same way I got into (The Garbage) _Last Jedi_ movie, & Countless others. > Usually w/ PoP & Popcorn in hand- steadily walk right up to the Usher; stare him or her in the eyes for A second & say- _"How are Ya!"_ Than Keep walking right to your theater of choice. *It's Called A JEDI MIND TRICK!* Sure Being 6'5" might help me some. Plus Any response To any Usher's "ticket commands" (which might of happened once) is met w/ _"Sorry, I'm Late for my Show!"_ As you steadily keep walking away from said usher, to your Theatre of choice. It's Full-Proof! Never once has any Usher went & got A Manager, or security to come flush me or my Girl out of any theatre(s).. What's the difference between sneaking into A theater or sneeking snacks, like McDonald's & cans of Cherry Coke or MGD into A theater.....

[@ThatJunkman]

Very smart my friend. Very smart. You find also the older you get the less people think you are up to something ;)

[@fireatwill7707]

50 is the new 37

[@mitchbloms9060]

Niberian prince ? Haha.

[@ultreviews3307]

At least you don't do " Pay to mention your comments " like some toy guys do in live streams.

[@k-dawgbroadcasting5444]

sounds like someone gets sad because they troll livestreams (a guess) and don't get attention. The Superchats are meant to help your favorite content creators with appreciation in ways upvoting or subscribing can't. You can build people up or you can tear them down. What do you want to be in life?

[@ultreviews3307]

@@k-dawgbroadcasting5444 it is a bit sad not being aknowleded by the " snobs" Call me whatever . The truth hurts, just calling it like I sees them .

[@KevinMayle1974]

Always entertaining

[@joshuachristian5443]

I have bought many Transformers from Wal-Mart and Target for the price of a hotwheel each.

[@Conflict_Boardgaming]

Drinkin' whiskey tonight, eh? tee hee

[@michaeldumas9203]

Everytime I use the self checkout at Walmart, I get something free too!

[@williamwilkinson381]

How can you do that I thought Walmart had sensors or something when you leave the store

[@ThatJunkman]

Not saying I reallly do it. But sensors are on cd and dvd and expensive things. Not all on the list is true but I know I done it by mistake at least 2 times. Cheap stuff so didn’t run back to the store after looking at the receipt. ;)

[@LightofLucifer-m8q]

Angela Lansbury: Murder?!!!

[@mrfibuli]

Who are those people dissing my man junk... Away with you... Love the mother in law brunch avoidance scam.. If i could use that one ta.

[@ThatJunkman]

Do it. If you get busted plan that Junkman

[@211inprogress]

You are so funny, still love your channel junk man, whatever. I can't believe all the hate you getting, people are to sensitive, or maybe don't get your humour. 🍻 🇬🇧

[@ThatJunkman]

It’s odd. I make fun of the fandom menace guys and they laugh and poke fun back. I say one thing about toy collecting and they turning red, doxxing me and digging over all my old videos for dirt. ;)

[@joshuaross4644]

I’ve done a few of those too 🤣

[@acewall1475]

Did you tell him you farted at K mart

[@ThatJunkman]

sssssss that is between us

[@acewall1475]

You're a good guy Jumpman don't let them tell you different.

[@darthg6505]

Thumbs up 2 weird guys!

[@woncarlos7494]

What about all the butt stuff ?

[@ThatJunkman]

Good times

[@Straight0uttaCrofton]

stolen valor!

[@geraldford6409]

Angela Landsbury She was hawt

[@tntsk868]

Mutton original.

[@restock_1731]

You must have been fun as hell to grow up with.

[@ThatJunkman]

Depends on who you ask :)

[@restock_1731]

Well if they say "hell no," they must have been boring. 🤣

[@jeffstark8449]

Good one junkman! Cancelyourself before they have a chance.😁

[@bugler75]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ciscodeer9094]

LOL Junkman you so crazy

[@mickkimmings6186]

Saw a bit of some douche being high and mighty Love you style and stick junks

[@baumer2504]

If even half of this is true. You are LEGEND.

[@ThatJunkman]

3 things were made up. 4 if count the bass fish joke