Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP93 - Public Conversational Lapdance

[@zcarver25]

God damn the stuttering daniel bedingfield shit had me screaming in my office

[@cvillla9321]

Zac C on the elliptical.. can’t breathe....lmao

[@hidroman1993]

30:52 thanks for your top comment I can pin the timing for the future sad me 😍

[@King_Jesus33]

Hoohaaahhwww

[@marc8828]

who screams when they laugh lol? I mean, I understand laughing out loud, but "screaming"? relax.

[@hidroman1993]

@@marc8828 it means you've never laughed for real

[@snyperlite]

I love when Chris just harps on a seemingly not funny topic, such as stuttering, to the point I have to remove my headphones to avoid laughing awkwardly around co-workers. Well done.

[@switchcut5353]

The remix he made OMG

[@HarrietThugman]

stuttering is funny as hell, especially when the person doesn't have a chronic ailment

[@vertigopulse]

This. 2 years later. True baby

[@shanesolis8452]

@@vertigopulse hell yeah and we was here till he came back. but check what he said at 40:02 pretty ironic

[@bryanbryan6108]

Just laugh. Why are people so self-conscious about laughing? It’s a universally adored emotional state to be in that brings everyone else around you up. I see comments like this too often. Laugh.

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

38:30 when he threw that fucking song in with the stutters, I literally fell out of my fucking chair out of laughter hahahahaha xD

[@kadelu1137]

What song is this? 😂

[@LisaLee__]

Spanish textbooks how the fck do you get these things so on point!

[@JoseRomero-mz8ob]

Its because he pays extra attention

[@miguelbrucker8313]

Best thing about it is, every nuance that we connect with. Your inner critique has to just give the guy a Japanese bow to the floor. So on point with the banter.

[@alexjacobs2080]

also its a meme that ive seen a lot

[@LisaLee__]

@@alexjacobs2080 oh yea?

[@clinterbox808]

the stuttering house song made me cry laughing. just wanna let someone know.

[@rokeflame5288]

Rewatching at work and gasp laughed like a bitch

[@JoseRomero-mz8ob]

Bro that Spanish class bit was hilarious

[@drewnibrow]

It's weird hearing my last name said repeatedly in the Spanish wheelchair bit, lol

[@danielkress5183]

Real talk, that shits funny lol

[@TheNovaProspect]

Bro your last name is Wheel? I mean, I shouldn't be talking... my last name is Table, but what the fuck is up with Spanish names? LOL.

[@wassontv]

silla de ruedas

[@Sunsetbrunett]

Dylan Wasson wait waaat

[@wytch8369]

that made me laugh so hard

[@MM-mq9xj]

The gamer and the mom segment had me literally crying 😂 😂 😂

[@zacklaird7237]

Goin to be hearing that spanish voice in my head for weeks now

[@ArsSymphinity]

Zack Laird It's so good though lol

[@zacklaird7237]

@@ArsSymphinity so good its put me in a silla de ruedas

[@bobby9847]

Vascillios

[@sherpaderpdingo3405]

Bace bowl

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

34:42, the stutter impersonation omfg hahahahahahahahahaha xD

[@hepoppinthat7237]

S'early. S'dedicated. S'true baby.

[@LookNFrosty]

Dude the ear wax part, I have never laughed harder in my life. Love what you do Chris! Keep it up!

[@rawleyfear5749]

That Saw impression was hilarious.

[@Matt.555]

This guy always makes me laugh after a long day at work. Thank you sir!

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

Hands down, one of the funniest podcasts imo that Chris has ever done, that song remix by Chris had me dying hahahahaha xD

[@derekpauljackboyle]

10:21 Juan Hyre Giggle MAKES MEH DAY

[@melindacarpenter9202]

Lol! Your Spanish pronunciation is bomb dude! I love everything about you. Thank you forever for so many laughs.

[@lemonsqueezy09]

52:23 lool came back looking for that tony danza bit! hilarious

[@hintonoriginal]

That Saw bit killed me. 😂

[@smoothred9453]

Y'uploaded so fast my wife stopped complaining about me for a sec

[@Abrahamhamham]

Great joke, grandpa. Keep'em coming.

[@bryanbryan6108]

Get a divorce if that’s how y’are

[@unfadeablecivic]

“Juan Fyre even though it’s not his fault..” had me shitting my pants uncontrollably. 💀

[@keylay9453]

Been waiting ALL DAY!

[@devonhood]

25:27 Covid 19??

[@WillyG38]

Bruhhh

[@MM-mq9xj]

25:30 ehh s’prophet

[@chelseyylynn23]

HI, BABIES! Just wanted to stop by and freak out because I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THE "LA LA LA PROBLEM $" CASH CARD! Absolutely unbelievable that I (somewhat) made it onto his podcast... my heart is exploding. Thank you, Juan Fyre and Daddy for liking it so much!

[@bryanbryan6108]

Lmao. This comment has 4 upvotes.

[@AvalancheBT]

Thanks for the clip feature, but COURAGEJD DESERVES MORE RESPECT

[@dangerdjk]

Stop it.

[@xmikex902x]

If you’re over 12 and you watch Courage.....stop it.

[@awalldance]

But also no he doesn't

[@arjungill3803]

W

[@kyekye1]

I watched Mac Miller’s celebration of life for Halloween. Good vibes 🔮

[@waltwhitlockjr]

What do you think about the trials and convictions?

[@4evaPuffy]

“Silla de ruedas” “seeya de rueehdass” 😂

[@sidneyfreeman]

She was faking it

[@mistagreenbeanz]

pretty sure "silla de ruedas" means "little church"

[@djcammykooma]

this episode of congratulations is brought to you by.... NAAAHHHHHH

[@awalldance]

I'm wearing the jellyfish meundies, have a quip. Used 54 club s couple times.... real babies support mommy/daddy

[@drawperfectvideo8]

Insearchof Clementine daddy is gonna be just fine don’t worry let the man skip

[@levic1050]

This is the funniest episode of Congratulations. I’ve listen to bout half’f’em. S’fuckin sweet

[@milestuff24]

djcammykooma nahhh this ain’t it. True babies listen and support the sponsors.

[@steroidbrah]

Chris Delilah in the morning

[@SeffTrollins]

"Try to subdue 'em." Lol what? If they're coming at my character for a fight they're getting equal rights AND lefts.

[@asiahawkins4185]

Jesus Christ.

[@KDances]

Well done sir. I am able to visualize what you did in that location.

[@LisaLee__]

I really really really like hearing in detail, how it feels for Chris trying to empathize with Hispanics and blacks and Asians and women

[@meli_Phantom]

Me too! He seems to think about that a lot and I admire that.

[@johnl1686]

Luna,Your really pretty...just sayin

[@LisaLee__]

@@johnl1686 that's really nice to hear, thanks. Sorry never know how to respond to that :)

[@johnl1686]

@@LisaLee__ I tottaly get it. Most girls as pretty as you are usually would just ignore compliments,thinking I'm a creepy dude, so that was a wonderful response. :) ... Not like I go around complimenting every pretty girl I see on you tube... Okay I'm gonna stop now. Haha

[@SweetMsAdventure]

Day 29 of my journey through the pod from in the beninging 🤟 I friggin love these podcasts. Thanks for bringing me s'much joy. 48:36 😂😂😂 #RideOrDieBaby

[@Xpzilla]

34:36 35:40 36:28 37:59 nervous gamer stutter

[@Limajjessica23]

I'm your 198,186 subscriber ! Congratulations!

[@camiiii31]

im dying laughing at WORK over the studdering fortnite bit 😂😂😂

[@trukboat7701]

24hrs before there are multiple remixes of that streamer studdering hahahaha

[@miltonnoonan2713]

The Spanish textbook part fucking absolutely killed me

[@ijamesheath]

If you find this comment like it so I know who else is a real baby and rewatching these for the 100th time.

[@deejay1508]

Dude, you had me cracking up when dogging the Fortnite creeper. LMAO

[@thedarkenergist]

I listened to this last night, high as shit, and went to bed repeating "Silla de ruedas" about 147 times before I finally fell asleep.

[@raydon14ify]

See that's what I like about Chris, he's raw what you see is what you get

[@joeyhayek]

The Tony Danza part killed me

[@bobbybobob2648]

That Saw bit killed me hahaha

[@soysauce9296]

Just a quick FYI for all the people that don't know about "CouRage." He was a full-time MLG caster for professional Call of Duty for years, then just this past year he joined OpTic Gaming as a full-time streamer/content creator, and has quickly become one of the biggest streamers on Twitch. I know he kinda looks like a dad in his 30s, but he's actually only 24 lol. Seems like a genuinely good dude, and nobody in the community has anything but praise for him.

[@davidambra1573]

37:37 I’m literally in a fight with my wife because this part came on and she was saying something serious to me and I couldn’t stop fucking laughing. “How come every fucking time that comedian is on every fucking week you laugh like that?!!” All I could do was just wipe the tears from my eyes, and run it back to 37:37 again and step out onto the front porch and close the door behind me. And proceed to fucking loose my shit over this part.

[@jacobhyde214]

Chris is 20 years older than me, but we learned spanish the same way!?!?!

[@yukmoutb5885]

ive always wanted to say this to you but now that you just said " T-t-today junior " .. thats what ive always thought you sounded like when reading through your ads. lol

[@StevesGarage]

My high school Spanish textbook had an illustration of a person in a wheel chair with a hook hand.

[@JmanHarbo]

wtf

[@CraigJaffa]

The Fortnite story from 30:55 - 41:15 is the story that got me into this podcast. Pure gold.

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Fortnite dude went full scatman. Mom: Do you like surprising little boys Fortnite dude: Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub

[@GUITARTIME2024]

I just bought a coffee and it Didn't Make A DENT.

[@ihateslowcars]

@Fredd Bassett Wow shit got serious. S’serious!

[@steph9561]

Saw you in Jacksonville! Amazing 👍🏻

[@MaxLapereHD]

“Optic courage know what that means, no courage” 😭😭😭

[@dylanjohnson8541]

You might be the coolest person on the earth Chris haha you make everything funny dude

[@eddieg1230]

Yooo that Double Dragon music tho lol

[@LightscapeMusic]

"Sounds Like A Daniel Beddingfirld song..." Continues to sing two songs neither by Daniel Beddingfield. hahahaha I love him.

[@MayhemwithMissy]

Gotta Get Thru This Song by Daniel Bedingfield ??

[@forrioman]

laughed so hard during the stuttering segment

[@asiahawkins4185]

I just came to the channel to see if the vid was up. I'm psychic, m'babies!

[@FeyCopse]

I felt the calling as well #truebabies

[@brodyrichard263]

Your also extremely attractive and I feel the urge to say that just sayin damn

[@asiahawkins4185]

@@brodyrichard263 Eeeeeeh*you're*

[@brodyrichard263]

@@asiahawkins4185I'm sorry lol I hate that too. But seriously

[@tseawell90]

Asia Hawkins Nobody cares.

[@lydiaallen2271]

I legit had to stop this so that I first like this because that first 20 minutes was GOLD and second so that I could personally thank you for understanding the struggle that females face at the gym. I try to go at the times where its least busy because I HATE having guys get in the way try to flex their biceps while I'm JUST TRYING TO DO MY WORKOUT. I've been told so many times how rude and bitchy I come off at the gym and I'm so glad that YOU GET IT. Just let me do my workout in peace and you can hit on me outside of the gym if thats your intention. Okay now back to the rest of the pod :)

[@navieats3955]

You were spot on the texts books

[@sarahabassi9786]

God bless daddy and all the true babies. GOD BLESS.

[@daboogieman68]

This was a good one👍🏼

[@legiN_makez]

40:02....................

[@jayt672]

That Spanish voice gave me flashbacks of Spanish class

[@steveewunder]

already snagged them 2019 tickets

[@maevecorridan5385]

everytime you say cash app i think you're saying car shop in a boston accent

[@davidmccurdy380]

This is the best comment I’ve ever seen

[@HarrietThugman]

That stuttering bit was fucking hilarious omg 34:00

[@ryanmcteer825]

This podcast is awesome

[@henryjonsson4543]

Yea maybe supervise your kids when they are on the internet LOL

[@Trishapaytasofficial]

"my girl" SO CUTE!

[@Moloch6666]

yeah who's the girl : o

[@jakecob864]

"See ya they're with us" is wheelchair in Spanish apparently

[@ashley_brooke_d]

I worked at a UPS store where all the employees were women. A male customer told us we needed to “get a strong man around here.” I just smiled and said “nope, actually we really don’t!”

[@GilFAMCPT]

Early babies unite

[@cloudsforbrains]

Hahahahahha! this is my second favorite episode. First favorite is episode 50!

[@laceymz7721]

He sweats so hard😂 I love him he so funny!

[@jan2351]

Chris predicted pandemic... S'psychic

[@939edm3]

Sqozed it in his ear 👂 Chris Delia logic: Sqozed - past tense of squeeze

[@billdelfera8580]

Plot twist... That black dude from the coffee shop turns out to be the biggest movie star in the world 5 years later

[@lfitz199]

This is Gold

[@jeffdunn837]

okay, who's gonna be the hero that makes the house music remix of 38:25?

[@tonyalvizo]

My boys impersonation of jigsaw songs a lot like Gene Simmons

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

"Walking frontwards?" Forget it. She can't do it. hahahahahahahaha omfg! hahahahaha xD

[@da835t]

Jesus christ I laughed so fucking hard at the sillas de rueda and Spanish dude part.

[@GenericG]

WHAT TRIPOD DO YOU USE FOR YOUR PHONE BRO I NEED. LUV U

[@igobydubri]

25:33 UHHHHHH COVID 19 PROPHET

[@eden2esthar]

All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

[@brandotoesy]

lmfao i am ded at the courage part

[@houstonreasons]

30:52 to 41m is sooo funny

[@fadedlogic1]

Tetanus shots are BRUTAL! My arm was useless for a day and half and wasn't normal for a week. Felt like I got cranked with an aluminum baseball bat!

[@jobananas3052]

Chris you should do a throwback gaming youtube channel with Bobby Lee and back up some more non branded armored money trucks.

[@suapelol]

What's the song at 35:15 omg. Das fire

[@Moloch6666]

no song at 35:15

[@suapelol]

@@Moloch6666 38:15 lol

[@Moloch6666]

@@suapelol oh, its this song kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4jHanWmiZqcptU

[@corporatetelevison8730]

Chris could literally do live remixes with his clips and tunes... And I'd pay to see like him like any other band

[@braedonmasset4574]

Does Chris really think that girl could only walk backwards 😂

[@beatking35]

38:45 love it

[@beastemeauxde7029]

Dude I'm dying.

[@jamiescott3571]

"You know what it's like to have something squeezed in you ear?" AWALARHA EHLOOHGWHOOOG EHROOLL

[@kaylan4824]

Cried laughing at the earwax story