Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP96 - You Got Shintaro

[@markogolesbabic7223]

Now, do I like when Chris asks himself yes or no questions? YES Do I wish he did it more often? YES Am I mad that he doesn't? NO Did I almost choke on my lunch when I heard 4:18? YES Did people think I was crazy for losing m'shit for no apparent reason? PROBABLY Does it make a difference? NO M'true baby? YES

[@blakegibson674]

Your name is almost Ginkgo Biloba. Very cool.

[@davidambra1573]

Lee Taylor YES

[@davidambra1573]

Blake Gibson gtfo S’cute

[@salem927]

Cool

[@teatvrtkovic]

True Croatian baby?

[@TheMrsCamps]

My fave moments are always when Chris makes himself laugh so hard, lol.

[@empowermph]

I bet Chris gotcha hard right now Jessica..tell me, & I'm str8, just curious why girls are so attracted to him, that they'll even follow his podcast, even tho' most of this is guy's locker room humor & observation that girls wouldn't get, so how did you all end up here?

[@fullmetalheel]

@@empowermph Eh s'creepy

[@steph9561]

Jessica Campbell same.

[@4rreel487]

I think I'll make a compilation of Chris laughing.. I made a highlight video of this episode with a lot of the parts he laughs.

[@Jra16-o6t]

“Just thinking about life” is the funniest thing I have ever heard and I cannot stop thinking about it 👌

[@brandenarnett7162]

Episode 100? Upcoming Guests? Yes Who? Sasso & Callen Length? Ten min RSVP YES

[@sebastienrochat5841]

More like 10 hrrrrs

[@Greeezy]

GAAAAAAAAME FLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY

[@YourBeastRoy]

ten min times 10... or 20

[@budhainme]

FREAKING YES! I'd pay for that podcast=)

[@herpallday1284]

In that case wouldn’t it be 11 minutes ?

[@penrose.]

No cuda on the wall feels s’weird

[@Abrahamhamham]

No worries. They are here, leaving comments with apostrophes.

[@DD-sq3mr]

10:45 "just grabbbbin leopard print shit... they dont even need it...." LMFAOOOOO i was in tears

[@johnblaze1988]

Missed Connections should be a regular thing. That shit is HILARIOUS.

[@bmisiura]

The baseball spooooooorrrrtttt! 44:30

[@GilFAMCPT]

Can’t wait until Chris tells the stories of his conjugal visits with Kaminda 57 in a couple months

[@begloz]

I'm Italian, and the "thinking about life" bit killed me! I listened to it 5 times already!! Chris you are a fucking legend!! Also, you should do more Italian impressions!

[@barbeqube1688]

Hahahhaha THE BASEBALL SPoOoOoOoRT

[@BJ-ru2kw]

Wow. I’ve listen to something for 96 weeks in a row. That’s crazy.

[@thecombckid]

My name is Sean and I'm offended by this segment. Guess I'll introduce myself as Nighthawk from now on.

[@cvillla9321]

Sean Belknap Welcome Nighthawk

[@lowe-nm2yd]

Nighthawk joins us..

[@123G-r4d]

Fellow Sean here... the whole time I was like dude.. surely Chris is in same category lol

[@scottnoble2522]

Scott here but yea I've been called Sean lmao Chris has a point. I've also been called Steve and Sky. Who the fucks name is sky?

[@thecombckid]

For a second I was thinking the chick from Lost Boys. Her name was Star. For real though, Chris has to be one of the most common white guy names on earth. I bet its more common than Sean.

[@David-wh5wb]

for those who want a guest on the show. go watch the podcast where he was a guest and satisfy your cuda hunger for it. The podcast would not be the same with a guest! he operates better alone his style would have to change with a guest. and if you dont understand that... ya' aint a true baby bye

[@fleischer236]

oh david, you love that shiny new word dont you

[@AnthonyGhazel]

amen

[@David-wh5wb]

fleischer236 clever 👏

[@robertoStoneO]

Having your picture be elon musk smoking weed is s'cudo dude.

[@David-wh5wb]

RobsTone we all got some in us

[@IRLtv-br7yh]

Chris, is Seann William Scott the whitest mans name you know?

[@NickFoxer]

HUGE. Huge. Nailed it.

[@Olga-ee8do]

I would go to a group meditation hosted by Chris D'Elia

[@CamoFlex]

Tamagotchi 6'2"

[@phillipscalisi107]

Does Chris understand how Craigslist works? No Do I care? Yes Will I stop listening? No Is the Liam Neeson bit hilarious? Yes Is Tamaguchi 67 going to jail? Yes Did it make a dent? NO

[@skiprydoo]

Thank you , Lord, for this our weekly Podcast.

[@jacksavatti8823]

The crooked picture frame THOUGHHHHHH

[@mannyv1972]

Much love to all the babies out there! I screamed out "Wooo" when I got the notification 🤘such a cuda

[@timaciousdfiftythree]

I also screamed woo bro s'basic so cuda

[@jakobjeffreyolson]

“12 pm at night” 9:00. Lol 😂

[@GiantsXbox]

This is my favorite podcast Chris has ever done😂

[@UnDEADBishop138]

Some noticeable audio artifacts/crackling, Juan Fyre

[@clipper6429]

UnDEADBishop138 oh my God I thought it was my headphones. Thank you!

[@MarkLePage]

The whole Liam Neeson missed connections bit killed me.

[@Trotskers]

I listen to this podcast while I scroll through my lack of matches on several dating apps I'm s'lonely bro but D'elia makes me feel s'warm and s'cozy

[@TheOfficialHyperium]

Episode 96? Yum. Just in time for dinner.

[@robertpryor7225]

yum

[@bobbynewell2736]

I was making some food, thinking to myself, "Man I wish there was a new congratulations episode." Finish up, log onto my computer and it was uploaded 3 minutes ago

[@luiscalvo3358]

17:55 longest one yet 🤣 😂

[@lilhen7892]

35:03 for the Introduction to the Log Cabin 😂😂😂😂😂

[@puddintaine4556]

Bro, Chris is the whitest name *EVER* . . . That was very silly goose so I'll let it slide..

[@Mr1400matt]

PUDD1N TA1NE whitest name ever except for all the Mexican men

[@lukemalley8298]

PUDD1N TA1NE you have to call me dragon

[@bobert6523]

The gay impression could double as a Pauly Shore impression.

[@pkostov86]

Glad someone else noticed

[@Greeezy]

Yep. I heard a little dash of Pauly shore in there.

[@tomsylvester8089]

Poor Pauly is gay

[@Boujeeboo36]

Saw you this past weekend in San Fran , and you absolutely killed it! Thanks for the laughs.

[@davidambra1573]

FUCKING PRICELESS. I honestly get so excited when my notifications read: Congratulations podcast W/ Chris D’Elia fucking love it. My wife has become accustom to my laughter on Tuesdays after work now.

[@brett66]

Shagging Fly Balls: A Chris D'Elia Baseball (and maybe kinda Christmas themed too) Musical Extravaganza!

[@sidoirm]

6:21 . This is the moment I end it all. Farewell cruel cruel world.

[@donaldwilson3579]

Sean O'Reilly you GOT me

[@rickbossv5]

Hitachi 69 for Black Friday?

[@pmoon8497]

His eyes. His nose and mouth!!! Are trying to have a party!!!!! Dying !!!!! Hahahahahahha

[@pmoon8497]

Hell yeah I agree. Hilarious

[@friskydjango8626]

That’s the funniest way to describe the beginning of Fallout 3 I’ve ever heard

[@nicholasgarcia5419]

My favorite parts are when he asks himself questions and answers them in rapid succession.

[@Ironman829]

True baby's in the house!

[@DeterminedGoat]

It's so funny that he asserts to everyone how much the podcast sucks immediately after making laugh the hardest I've ever laughed watching a podcast. Best podcast.

[@nicholasgarcia5419]

When Dad got that soundboard he just immediately became like an inside joke radio host.

[@Sean-cv8wu]

Coming soon to theaters, Liam Neeson in “Man checking out the Bulge”

[@frontkick2thedome]

"The baseball sport" is my favourite bit of the congratulations podcast so far I was losing my shit on public transport

[@daisyhardiman6621]

More movie/director recommendations please Dad!

[@marynadler6756]

I love your laugh. But what I really love is that I think its funny too!! Happy holidays to you!

[@fremason91]

This is dude is the most consistently funny dude

[@eden2esthar]

All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

[@cesg7749]

🎵The baseball spooooort 🎵 😂😂😂

[@jon4510]

I'm down for a silly-goose time and that's it!

[@bigaaron]

-12 pm -Thursday Night seems legit

[@egfunction5641]

Was at your show in SF, you killed me once again sir

[@Vekenstein]

Drank too much; up EARLY in the A.M for this one.

[@EmilyNicole505]

That Liam Neeson impression was priceless!!!😂

[@emmanuelkee1921]

Bro this episode was the greatest dude. This made me even more of a fan, man. Real shit. You made some hard hitting points. Respect!! I’m a fucking true baby dude. Real shit man. Even through your jokes you make valid points.

[@007georgetony]

I'm baked, killing zombies in dead island, listenin to Chris read craigslist ads as Liam Neeson

[@brendenk5694]

Missed connections definitely has to stay as a recurring segment

[@Nicoanderson06]

steve shaun scott and chris.... you got me

[@RecentFriend]

you got shintaro is the funniest thing ive heard in a while.

[@MrSkate4est]

I saw you at the wiltern last week! You killed it dude great show.

[@MrSkate4est]

@funnyguyhahahaha funny guy!

[@daveh7302]

anyone watch ufc China last weekend? Curtis blaydes walked out to MORTAL COMBAT!!! I couldn't stop thinking of Chris roaring it for rest of week

[@weedallweek]

“The only name whiter than that is adolf” got a water dribble out of my mouth

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Wtf

[@sammy-iw2sg]

As a member of the LGBT community and a baby, I laughed so hard at the cops and authority bit. Also very much appreciate the rant.

[@bmbm1]

Uploaded 14 minutes after midnight in my country, literally looks like Juanfire waited for my birthday before he uploaded lol

[@TheAaronAR]

Sun Tzu happy birthday!

[@bmbm1]

@@TheAaronAR hahah thanks, I totally rang my own bell on this one 😂

[@Greeezy]

Literally or apparently?

[@bmbm1]

@@Greeezy literally because apparently would be used if someone else was convincing me of it

[@Greeezy]

@@bmbm1 thanks. I literally had a 5 minute debate with myself about the use of literally. I was still on the fence, but you gave me the nudge I needed.

[@huntermoffatt1133]

I feel for teriyaki 66, he's s'cute.

[@veronica-]

Chris please, please make fun of italians more often, coming from an Italian

[@ThraxioLarge]

"Fuck it fashion is pain" lol

[@carson911]

Back the brinks truck up and buy some lighting for the "studio".

[@snowrida1]

C G damn that is really not something you should be concerned about... just weird man just weird

[@carson911]

Very concerning that you're not concerned.

[@snowrida1]

C G lol touché

[@beastemeauxde7029]

If he did.... wouldn't make a *DENNNNNT*

[@1120-e2k]

Crazy too think the people watching these are in completely different places just sitting down

[@CodyAnderson333]

Yo this was a great fucking podcast haha I laughed so hard at the Liam Neeson bit. We're almost to 100 my fellow babies.

[@jakeesco4573]

When he said “bend your finger” I sprained my finger putting my shoes on

[@Laprintanddesign]

Chris comes out in this episode. Congratulations 🍾🎊🎉🎈

[@lucrativelyrics8131]

sexuality's a spectrum

[@Laprintanddesign]

lucrative lyrics s’okay baby.

[@TheJProducti0ns]

The musical part had me crying hahaha

[@novastarcc9321]

Haven't had an elder in a long time

[@simonmorgan9965]

New film 'Man Checking Out The Bulge' Michael Caine: 'I'l do it.'

[@zachariashborkastrator5274]

"The only other name whiter than that is".....mmmm'Chris!!! Congratulations you Cuda!!!

[@AussieScott89]

When your first and middle name are Scott Steven. Yeah Denny's? I don't remember ordering a Grand Slam.

[@Parallelwurlds]

Chris’ podcasts should be rated by ‘cry factor’. Buckets dude 💧💧💧💧💧

[@ccoder397]

Good episode, D'Elia. I'm coming to LA to see you and the rest of the @KZbin Comedians.

[@likeasombooooodee]

Ye'baby is s'early

[@thedude8254]

AYD3N T I think the “s” when used in front of “early” is there to replace “is”

[@thedude8254]

Y’baby s’early

[@dmarcomartinez7268]

The Dude nah it’s definitely so ____ Like S’Russian means “so Russian” not “is Russian”

[@likeasombooooodee]

@@dmarcomartinez7268 tree exactly my guy gets it

[@likeasombooooodee]

@@thedude8254 nah s'early means so early, ur not a true baby

[@TeacupChinese]

Chris’s gay soldier impression is fucking hilarious

[@AlisterTate]

"THE BASEBALL SPoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoORT"

[@conserveculture1767]

Saw the video uploaded on my way to grab dinner knew when I got home it was gonna be a good night to be a baby.

[@mattdewing9150]

Chris i love watching old congratulations episodes! "the bulge" haahhahahahhahaaha

[@brandoncavazos7965]

you can use “find my iphone” to find your airpods

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

THE BASEBALL SPOOOOOOORT!!!

[@clipper6429]

I was praying for him to say “I wish the pope would be like..... I’m gayyy!!!” in his super gay voice, I would have died!

[@clipper6429]

Had to watch this immediately even if it meant leaving episode 95 halfway done... talk about ‘cuda

[@drfunk1986]

the basebaaaaaallll spppppooooooooorrrt!!!!

[@idasu]

so sad Kentucky 5 6 is locked up

[@maxxe2]

Holy shit that Microsoft Sam voice is spot on!!!

[@anthonyb1430]

I have a gay brother, but when I enlisted I had a gay SGT. And that shit was hilarious

[@chanteedavis3778]

The gay sergeant was great!!!😂😂😂

[@silenttoxic707]

Sounds so much like Alec Baldwin on South Park when hes doing his Liam Neeson impersonation

[@boland73]

Wow Chris is such a talented singer!

[@snowrida1]

God he is so fucking funny every story has me laughing

[@donaldwilson3579]

snowrida1 my fave comedian in the game

[@snowrida1]

Donald Wilson agreed

[@jamesfree69]

17:54 dat noise please make a clip of this somebody

[@Jor_toons]

My favorite podcast...& there are so many fucking great ones I listen to.

[@thespecimen5625]

The stitching is coming undone on my D'elia's shirt aswel