“We are all one anus grab away from our brains breaking” finally something i can submit as my senior quote
@michaelegan87796 жыл бұрын
Make it happen!!!
@austin75306 жыл бұрын
What's your Instagram hot stuff
@jonathanglidden9516 жыл бұрын
you’re a dumb fuck lol
@ella-zi6lt6 жыл бұрын
hit it up gir
@picklerick22756 жыл бұрын
It's called "Cusping".
@theogbunn76725 жыл бұрын
Crip Delinga is my favorite comedian. Like when he says "ITTTT DIDDNNNTTT MAKEEE AAA DDDIIIINNNGGG". Hilarious
@wesleyspencer90425 жыл бұрын
*dint
@jefferyhoshaw99835 жыл бұрын
🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
@pistolpete75043 жыл бұрын
"Diddin maykagh DENNNNNN"
@isaiahcastillo51866 жыл бұрын
I like how i say it dooooeeesssnttt maaakkeee a Deeeennntttt when I buy shit , but it makes a dent ....
@grifterofeas36 жыл бұрын
I look at the "it doesn't make a dent" idea as something beyond financial concerns. To me, it's more about not letting "haters" or anyone else bring you down. If someone's talking shit - it shouldn't make a dent, you're better than that. Finance is just once way to interpret to actual "dent" that's being made.
@isaiahcastillo51866 жыл бұрын
@@grifterofeas3 I never thought about it like that . You have changed my life...
@atho_s6 жыл бұрын
isaiah castillo I bought two doesn’t make a dent shirts and it made a painful dent.
@Ironman8296 жыл бұрын
Ya'cuda That's why
@drunkwritersroom16956 жыл бұрын
Not even
@caposwat6 жыл бұрын
Episode 100 should be a Juan Fyre reveal
@ericbecerra58936 жыл бұрын
JCVD or no one
@ash30216 жыл бұрын
So this story fits in trust me. I was eight in the year of '04 and was in Fiji for my uncle's wedding. I had my gameboy with Pokemon blue and yellow. so my batteries died and I'm bored outside and I see a wild bulbasaur or a big frog whatever. so I throw a pokeball at it and by pokeball I mean a brick. so there's a lot of blood and it's spasming or something. i wanted it to stop so I took the brick and went Fargo on it and put the corpse behind the wheel of a car to stage an accident I guess. I've held this inside for many years. Now I feel this frogs spirit is finally free and I finally feel absolved. I hope this story helps you.
@caposwat6 жыл бұрын
Joe Johnson huh?
@2sjbrewer6 жыл бұрын
if youre a true baby youd know
@caposwat6 жыл бұрын
Samantha Brewer you right. I’m a failure. I’m disinviting myself from the log cabin.
@smance_6 жыл бұрын
I love how he transitions into ads, “I’m one anus grab away from my brain breaking”....................”Thank you MeUndies for sponsoring this podcast”
@notyourdad6 жыл бұрын
This is by far my favorite 98th episode of the podcast ever.
@jonathanglidden9516 жыл бұрын
notyourdad. there’s only one 98th episode
@notyourdad6 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanglidden951 Well, that's kinda the joke ;)
@jonathanglidden9516 жыл бұрын
lol I’m crazy dumb
@clipper64296 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Glidden you know sss’little about comedy
@jonathanglidden9516 жыл бұрын
PuttyGuts oh ya?
@maxpbeaumont6 жыл бұрын
Dude, appreciate you breaking down the TED Radio thing for me. Wasn't able to articulate why it bothered me until... now?
@MrBassab6 жыл бұрын
It makes me laugh whenever you read the ads in the beginning, because you can’t diss it, but we all know you wanna lol.
@thedude82546 жыл бұрын
MrBassab bill burr does, he can’t just read and get paid lol he has to talk shit
@happinessrunns6 жыл бұрын
That ted talk guy impression is the FUNNIEST shit i've heard in a LONG time
@jcreash15 жыл бұрын
A mix of tucker carlson and fred armisen
@Noname-lk2ol5 жыл бұрын
FUCK ALL OF U
@nutellanebula5 жыл бұрын
Glad you didn't stop, Chris. You are literally changing my life for the better. Inspiration.
@EndeavorLSMedia6 жыл бұрын
Juan Fyre is like Wilson from Home Improvement...I wanna know what he looks like...but I kinda don't.
@tonymarcella136 жыл бұрын
Us Brits are easy to hypnotize cos we're all like Michael Caine and say "ok I'll do it!"
@Laprintanddesign6 жыл бұрын
Tony Marcella 😂 😂
@deni69436 жыл бұрын
do you know when everyones like " I just read that in his voice LOL OMG XD" I just did exactly _not_ that
@Unz3606 жыл бұрын
I'll deww it
@MaubenOrigin6 жыл бұрын
Tony Marcella 😂😂
@Yungtacosss6 жыл бұрын
I believe it
@fullmetalheel6 жыл бұрын
Anytime you bring up a normal job you default to bank teller lol
@gina48086 жыл бұрын
Vega Valentine so true
@cdsackett6 жыл бұрын
That's what we all do
@awalldance6 жыл бұрын
Or crate and barrel
@dwade221006 жыл бұрын
THANKS FOR ANOTHER GREAT EPISODE CHRIS “I DON’T HAVE A NICKNAME BECAUSE WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET” D’ELIA!
@Supabasic136 жыл бұрын
Are you still gonna have a kkk Starbucks in your new house?
@dwade221006 жыл бұрын
Brent Berryman amazing reference
@bennettwogan31766 жыл бұрын
Bill Cosbey is the mastermind
@beastemeauxde70296 жыл бұрын
Long answer kinda short answer yes
@TurkFebruary886 жыл бұрын
I don't think he had anything to do with that.
@bennettwogan31766 жыл бұрын
Neither did Henry or Cody
@MaubenOrigin6 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced Juan fyre is just an automated tape recorder next to a Spalding ball that Chris talks too
@nv38316 жыл бұрын
IS IT THOOOOOOOOOOO
@SWhitehouse46756 жыл бұрын
This was my favourite Podcast in a long time. Should go internet free for more podcasts !!
@RivenRivenRivenRiven6 жыл бұрын
i know its a busy time of year but you still manged to bless us with this content. thank you chris
@suttonlea83666 жыл бұрын
Man I really love Chris Delilah
@plamoretti6734 жыл бұрын
Sutton Lea I love Cristalia
@terranceferguson44876 жыл бұрын
"now were they dinosaurs or just versions of us?" made me cry laughing
@MrDdye296 жыл бұрын
Chris stopped watching sports in 1993 so he never knew the Miami Marlins existed
@smileypie220006 жыл бұрын
Anyone else jealous of that neck pop at 15:13? Sounded like a good one.
@jda16275 жыл бұрын
Wow amazing how he went from this episode under so much stress to "My hands are tied now" next episode which is the funniest shit ever
@RentFreeClips16 жыл бұрын
Chris, its been a rough winter, anxiety attacks, depression, but OMFG dude, I laughed so hard at this, your like my fucking therapy, dont stop, the babies are with you, life is so short man and you just make it that much longer.
@michaelchimenti28476 жыл бұрын
Episode 100- Ten Minute Podcast Reunion
@thelivingvessel6 жыл бұрын
Michael Chimenti needs to happen. For an hour.
@donaldwilson35796 жыл бұрын
id kill myself of happiness
@ThePearpear310 ай бұрын
Thank god for these, I love ya Chris!!!
@guccibutthole41146 жыл бұрын
Yo please be on an episode of rick and morty😂😂
@annedevlin096 жыл бұрын
Gucci Butthole soooo much yes
@mariogrock6 жыл бұрын
Ok, this episode is my favorite, can't wait till #100
@Itsdelaraw6 жыл бұрын
Is daddy losing his mind?
@annedevlin096 жыл бұрын
Rawdaboi 100% yes. And so are we. Hahahaha
@Tormentality6 жыл бұрын
@@annedevlin09 Yes. ahahah I'm surprised how long we've all made it.
@traviswolpert58736 жыл бұрын
He has a plan, have some god damn faith.
@fullmetalheel6 жыл бұрын
@@traviswolpert5873 NOISE, Arthur!
@yanavorontsov37616 жыл бұрын
ROIGHHT? still love him tho.
@kiwibrand55856 жыл бұрын
You make me laugh so hard, Mr D'Elia. Love your stuff. 😍
@cesg77496 жыл бұрын
“And we can make more money?” 😂😂😂😂😂 love your podcast Chris ✊🏼
@lordsmokingmirror6 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to the " All Ads " episode
@davidambra15736 жыл бұрын
I actually tbh quit drinking alcohol with hypnosis. On KZbin there are Subliminal Sleep programming videos called “how to quit drinking alcohol Subliminal sleep programming(rain sounds)that are 8-10hrs long. You put on headphones and fall asleep listening to these videos. I listened to it about a week straight every night. Haven’t had a drink since. I’ve got over a year now.
@mattsandelin6 жыл бұрын
David Ambra this isn’t exactly the same as hypnotizing a conscious person to do something that they aren’t aware of/won’t remember doing. Although, that’s amazing dude. Congrats to you
@davidambra15736 жыл бұрын
Matt Sandelin no I completely understand what he’s talking about now. After this episode I went to my couch sat down and watched the episode of the push. Where they were on the roof. I was misunderstood. Thanks yea it’s definitely something I had absolutely no idea I could get away from I tried everything. And for some reason that worked.
@drunkwizard6 жыл бұрын
that's awesome man did you feel any effects prior to the week ending? just one week of listening and you knew you were good? I'm asking cause i think there's power in hypnosis
@davidambra15736 жыл бұрын
Roddy I really didn’t notice the effects. It was almost like it completely re-mapped my brain. Now what I did notice is as time went on it almost started going away. So about 6 months in a did a couple more nights of it. In the beginning as the days went on I could hear my mental monologue telling myself I don’t need to drink I won’t drink. Which was pretty cool. Cause I’d expect myself after work to go get a drink on the drive home. But it was almost like my brain overpowered it and I just kept driving past where I normally would get my drinks from.
@drunkwizard6 жыл бұрын
@@davidambra1573 that sounds really interesting man.. so let me get this straight you listened to this alcohol sobriety hypnosis from KZbin on repeat all night? how long was the videos/audio? I'm just asking because I've had an addiction to cannabis for years now and everytime i try to stop my brain gives into the feeling of boredom and hopelessness that settles in. perhaps this is the universe throwing me a bone..
@whitneypayne26636 жыл бұрын
23:20 is just the voice of Peter from Portlandia
@crusheen6 жыл бұрын
Was that supposed to be the beginning of Where is My Mind by the Pixies?
@loganmarcus65166 жыл бұрын
All caught up! Just in time for Jean Claud's episode
@crazypath5736 жыл бұрын
Funny how Chris doesn't know that Craigslist automatically puts "Don't contact me with unsolicited goods or services" on every ad someone posts, regardless of what it is. The posters are not actually writing that themselves.
@TheJschafer896 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he realizes it, he's just over emphasizing the irony...
@mattsandelin6 жыл бұрын
It’s actually an option that you can either check or uncheck. It’s pretty funny considering what these people are posting, that they leave it checked
@crusheen6 жыл бұрын
Yeah...I think it's just about the irony of it. Like this weird ass thing they want or are saying...and they think at the end of writing it...Nah, don't contact me about anything else besides exactly this.
@DartagnanMagic5 жыл бұрын
What's funny is you think he doesn't know.
@tgstanley43216 жыл бұрын
sounds like chris' girl is pregnant
@yeezywesty36516 жыл бұрын
He's not the kind of dude that would bring children into the world.
@jessparra6 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly. Daddy is finally becoming a real daddy 🔥🔥🥇🥇
@novusvoss4 жыл бұрын
@@yeezywesty3651 guess you're wrong af
@TheTrueValkyrie664 жыл бұрын
@@yeezywesty3651 s'thinks he's deep but s'not
@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.6 жыл бұрын
"What happened?" "Did I eat a glazed doughnut?" No.... hahahahahaha xD
@DstrtdMnd5 жыл бұрын
I'm watching all the shows in reverse order.
@sunnygee4684 жыл бұрын
Omg so am I but everytime there is a new one, I click on that. 🤣
@Orphan-mh6db6 жыл бұрын
Best EP . Of pod Casting ever !!! This had me wanting to end life it self cuz I felt like I seen it all homie LMAO .
@MikeJovani6 жыл бұрын
Zhir-bot bit was hilarious.
@kamomatic6 жыл бұрын
I am threatened by change
@mariabascogarcia11956 жыл бұрын
Nailed the TED radio hour flavor. Also sounds like an Armisen character. 🙌
@eviecroft83716 жыл бұрын
Love this man. For so many reasons
@Max1dollar6 жыл бұрын
The TED bit is hilarious😂 Cant stop laughing, so spot on
@thisjourneycalledlife59575 жыл бұрын
He does a robot impression so good lmao
@kwiat-uy3fs6 жыл бұрын
Ted radio hour impression is actually Fred Armisen impression
@becky79245 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest shits of Chris' podcasts is the transition between the jokes and the ads. From crazy as shit to formal af.
@jesusfreak17006 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Chris
@acemanhomer16 жыл бұрын
"...that's natural." lol
@rebekahlikesmusic27235 жыл бұрын
I am dying 😂
@ClaudeMasseyConsulting6 жыл бұрын
this was one of the great ones!
@sarahfarnell70336 жыл бұрын
42:00 is the hardest transition into a commercial i've ever seen
@wolvezbane2616 жыл бұрын
This is the first podcast of his that im watching
@HupertBupkin6 жыл бұрын
Lemme ask you a question. So, what’s five plus five? Ten. Okay - so - then - lemme ask you a question uhh, do we all die?
@imlauranus5 жыл бұрын
My therapist tried to hypnotise me and she couldn't because I was picturing the absurdity of the situation. I mean, me being there, eyes closed and standing still, with her, right in front of me, watching me and speaking in a sooth voice made me lose my shit everytime. I couldn't stay serious, it made her laugh too, so eventually we stopped.
@fhamidullah5 жыл бұрын
30:36 Any thoughts on what was on the paper Juan/Ivan passed him?
@kyleplum9776 жыл бұрын
Damn dudes. Chris is actually s’merican. The last half of this episode is the realest.
@Furrrburger6 жыл бұрын
Is the Starbucks closing or moving with you to the new house?
@BroImSoHGood6 жыл бұрын
Sick reference bro.
@kiddorange14506 жыл бұрын
17:47 drip whoops *That's Natural*
@allfalledout86866 жыл бұрын
I bet you are going to interview your father on the 100th episode, am happily waiting for that to happen, big fan dude, great episode, kudos and good day Sir.
@caelinludka36886 жыл бұрын
You know what I really hope the person I marry one day is a baby and loves chris as much as me lol imagine if our story was "oh we met on the comments on one of Chris D'Elias videos"😂😂😂
@nathanm.88236 жыл бұрын
Hi
@awalldance6 жыл бұрын
@@nathanm.8823 too obvious you gotta find her on episode 100 and make magic baby
@nathanm.88236 жыл бұрын
@@awalldance Awwww damnit! I just asked my wife if I can marry another girl and she said no. Caelin is all yours bro, treat her good and give her wood. I'm out!
@livefreeprintguns6 жыл бұрын
I DO! #firsties
@caelinludka36886 жыл бұрын
Lmao you guys are too funny
@electrAnnika6 жыл бұрын
Internet or no internet. The babies are ride or die 😎
That Derren Brown episode is terrifying... thanks for the suggestion... O_O
@David1746 жыл бұрын
I like when my family walks in, sees you and laughs then comes back later like wtf he’s still on that bit?
@yougotthatfunk35826 жыл бұрын
Voted for the cult leader as TFTK guest of the year. Theo should be worried.
@ErnestoRenteria76 жыл бұрын
Got love for D’Elia but Rat king all day
@bradleykyle64936 жыл бұрын
🐀👑
@vivifernandes47916 жыл бұрын
When Chris talks about the Ted radio dude i couldn't stop laughing lmao😂😂😂😂😊
@feebaby886 жыл бұрын
Omg the fucking impression of the NPR guy 🤣 I’m sure he makes that face too lmao
@TheR0manianB0y6 жыл бұрын
IS IT THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@yeezywesty36516 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@sketburd93606 жыл бұрын
Anyone else pick up the vibe that Chris is under a lot of pressure?
@natalieatamian6 жыл бұрын
I've gotten hypnotized in a group once and at the beginning, I actually was in a trance but then it faded away so i was like um why am I playing a imaginary tambourine and i just got up and walked away.
@choongification6 жыл бұрын
any talk of juan fire fills me with joy
@Phrate6 жыл бұрын
New house with the new girl?
@sibe60966 жыл бұрын
Log cabin with a robot pussycock
@michaelwoods90526 жыл бұрын
Baby here, been "hypnotized" at the local fair. It's all up the the individual to participate or not. I was with a girl and thought I'd be funny to sing n'syncs bye bye bye song and the lead but I remember it and know what I was doing I just wanted to make my girl laugh. True commitment in the getting laid process as a young cuda.
@danielabramson41774 жыл бұрын
Miss this dude
@daverunstrain6 жыл бұрын
Somebody smashed into my car and then I lost my I.D. and now I don't care about any of that
@oliviavanjackson5 жыл бұрын
Does Juan Fyre laugh when you go on these tangents or does he just sit there dead pan? Cause that’s what I keep imagining no matter how funny they are.
@fifajesus77846 жыл бұрын
Chris your point about the comedian that made a joke and got silenced, made so much sense you need to preach that shit
@TheManOfSteel44445 жыл бұрын
I always think that Chris reminds me of a real life Rick from Rick and Morty so that Christopher lloyd comment is hilarious 🤙🤣
@musiczandlife5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only found his impression of the Ted guy sounds very similar to that Fred Armisen?
@kaliglyph6 жыл бұрын
Its always One Polka-Dot Dress Away when you think about
@DaDavid156 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I feel like ive waited years for someone to roast that ted hour host lmfao
@cesarflores29986 жыл бұрын
FRESNO!!! CANT WAIT TO SEE U TOFER!! 🙏🤘
@rickbossv56 жыл бұрын
Can you give us an update on your view on the zinquashi 75 situation?
@amazingflavour5 жыл бұрын
“I get.. percentages” that was so Brody Stevens
@Frep774 жыл бұрын
I guess that one traumatic thing to make Chris crazy just happened
@albertomontoto77036 жыл бұрын
🤓maybe... maybe is not about enjoying this podcast...🤔 maybe is about finding "Sillas de ruedas"🤓
@splatzmania6 жыл бұрын
CAN WE PLEASE SEE BEHIND THE CAMERA AND THE REST OF YOUR SET FOR EPISODE 100
@TeacupChinese6 жыл бұрын
Episode 100 Juan fire reveal ?
@SuperMattyjay6 жыл бұрын
That robot award show host bit is fucking genius.
@ashleymitchell83136 жыл бұрын
I love that nerdy guy voice so much lol!!
@devinb99856 жыл бұрын
Chris the type of dude to hit em up and not make a dent.
@WillyOrca6 жыл бұрын
Hey chris
@cdsackett6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that Michael Barbaro podcast impression. Fucking nailed it.
@beastemeauxde70296 жыл бұрын
Clicked within 25min. Didn't make a *DENT!*
@syedibrahim28766 жыл бұрын
Attitude is everything. Qualities advice before the foul chat
@mr.sandman47826 жыл бұрын
13 minutes in and I'm fucking dying laughing. love the podcast
@whatthe59546 жыл бұрын
So, I worked for a hypnotist/magician named Darshwood the Conjurer. He would have 1 or 2 audience plants that he would ONLY use if he couldn't get other people to "work." I went in VERY skeptical and came out pretty fucking stunned. As for real world hypnotising, you should look into MK Ultra and other such programs from around the world. Trauma (especially in children) has been proven to create multiple personalities that can have no idea the others exist.