Connor Gets Hit On by a Fans' Mom

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[@laoyue5924]

*"he was my favorite youtuber but now he's my dad?!"* legit could be a title of a reincarnation shoujo manhwa istg

[@zues121510]

Could also he a light novel, and considering what we're getting now, an anime.

[@laughingkoffin]

Just by the title I can say the daughter will be a tsundere

[@poyeski5122]

@@laughingkoffin lol, or maybe son. But daughter seems more funny tbh😂

[@yayiespiritu3474]

It's a gacha movie in the making

[@absurddive]

The long ass title's already there, so it would fit just fine haha

[@katy9883]

Connor basically just evolved from shonen protagonist to harem protagonist

[@bullykojima3232]

Bruh 😂

[@Dumbassfeature]

Those are often one in the same

[@TheAdventurerVideos]

@@Dumbassfeature tru babes

[@misaka4710]

Always has been 😏

[@jimtsap04]

Slowly creeping to the hentai protagonist side

[@winstonsok5233]

Just remember your mom has a better chance of dating Connor than you do.

[@HuggyBuddyOwO]

I- Why must you hurt me with the truth T^T

[@matthew_natividad]

Oof

[@iambumbo7534]

Not on my watch

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Not sure that I needed that mental image...

[@everythingreview767]

Wait wha? But my mom is my wife though?!

[@cageskull]

Even more connor main character moments

[@odetojoy1663]

But Connor has eyes

[@Babis_2003]

Let's compile all his mc moments and turn them into an anime

[@dragoon0anime]

NTR protagonist

[@gamerboy7962]

Ok. Since Connor's last vid improved hentai dubs... I think he can fix "Cougar Trap"

[@pedslapchat]

ikr

[@smugscylla4481]

You could say Mother knows breast

[@DudeHunder]

Was looking for this comment

[@hoshiko4876]

That was awful

[@gamerboy7962]

I guess Connor has that Milf Money😏 GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

[@eulamain2599]

@@hoshiko4876 Don't you know the reference for it?

[@jimtsap04]

@@eulamain2599 he just did a video about redubbing shitty hentai dubs and one of them was called milf money

[@JSin_1]

Title: "Connor gets hit on" Connor in first 6 seconds: "This isn't being hit on"

[@soseikiharagatatsu7859]

I thought connor was hitting some fan

[@matthew_natividad]

Connor: this isn’t wat I expected!!!

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

I thought the guy with 12 kids had a wife that hit on Connor and that would have been awkward. Everynow and then that would happen in the mall where I worked at before uni, swinger couples would try to hook up with young workers. Security basically blacklisted some until they stopped because most people weren't interested, plus working retail is already stressful enough when a married couple old enough to be your parents isn't telling you that you can fuck them.

[@_Lumiere_]

@@LuizAlexPhoenix wtf thats wild lmao

[@Rahnonymous]

Guys in a nutshell. Sometimes we're just oblivious to it.

[@colonelkenpachi5009]

It's Connors world, we're just living in it.

[@Dartz00000]

But Garnt is the protagonist though.

[@soulkingabstr4kt887]

u have the greatest pfp and name

[@colonelkenpachi5009]

@@Dartz00000 Garnt is side character-chan Joey is the Antagonist

[@makerjake873]

Im subbing out of fear. I was just demoted from pov character of my own life to simp for Colonel Kenpachi.

[@zues121510]

*Cyberpunk 2077 theme tune plays*

[@anugrahshrestha8208]

Connor wasn't called the 93% for nothing.

[@hamadalibutt7984]

I like your profil picture

[@maximilianovilches8042]

wheres my kiss punpun

[@guppy719]

93% gonna 93%

[@madlad2532]

@@hamadalibutt7984 It is a good picture, but behind the profile picture lies the depressed side of life.

[@hamadalibutt7984]

@@madlad2532 I know it man I also have read the manga " oyasumi punpun " which is a fucking masterpiece. ( To be honnest the picture wasn't particularly pretty Isaid that I liked it because of the manga)

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

So Connor isn't just an anime protagonist but a doujin harem protagonist as well.. (kinda)

[@askyourmama5862]

He is Vanilla hentai protag Only hentai protag

[@legoworksstudios1]

All hail the 93%

[@franciscolaurean8550]

He did star on that one hentai

[@guyfierieprotectorofthesau6089]

@@franciscolaurean8550 which one?

[@franciscolaurean8550]

@@guyfierieprotectorofthesau6089 Can't remember but they talked about it (It's not really him the guy just kinda looks like him)

[@duchi882]

Its only a matter of time before Connor crosses the border between being an Anime Protagonist and being a H3ntai Protagonist

[@biazacha]

We gotta watch out for the hair lenght; the day it covers the eyes... game over

[@anuragsrivastav5470]

i.e. Kirito

[@fsdds1488]

@@anuragsrivastav5470 That would mean Conor has to face NTR and crossdress...wait a minute...

[@ginjabiccie936]

Yes we must stay aware oh great duck

[@reiterhilfe3526]

Why not both?

[@lurkerran]

"Imagine being a fan of a KZbinr and then they BECOME YOUR DAD"

[@LongBreadMan]

Sounds like some light novel title there lol

[@usmananees7717]

Manga writers stonks go up

[@matthew_natividad]

Hentai writers: I got you fam

[@diegogonzalez7183]

That honestly sounds amazing

[@xwrecker]

Domestic boyfriend or husband?

[@gamma_centauri]

Connor: I want a MILF God: Ask and you shall receive Connor: WAIT, NOT REALLY! I TAKE IT BACK!

[@Driga_]

Connor is the chaddest man I've ever seen

[@uddinmashrafe]

Connor is such a chad I fucking love him

[@TurtleChad1]

_Connor is also approved by a turtle_

[@adammasterx5854]

Of course he is

[@legoworksstudios1]

He's the chad all chads wanna be

[@rashotcake6945]

He’s a chad on the outside and a sweet cinnamon roll on the inside

[@Munchprime]

That girl's gonna have the best story to tell when she meets other fans: "Yo, my MOM got stood up by Connor. 🤣"

[@kazutrash7967]

Cannur is just on a whole different level than us it's insane

[@rudysmith1552]

Kazutrash When are you going to grow up to be Rance.

[@penguinjesus8394]

Cumer

[@Querez8504]

That is the worst way I've seen someone spell Connor

[@nathanyoung3218]

Its actually spelt "Cannur"

[@rygn3135]

I cringed at the way you spelled his name

[@AJR-zg2py]

omg Connor gives his fans way too much leeway. I'm shocked there hasn't been a huge incident that involves him. The man just can't say no lol

[@technetium9653]

Some of the things done to him is sexual harassment (the girl who touched his butt and the girl who was naked in the call) if he had cared would be a bigger thing, Connor just doesn't which I think is bad

[@AJR-zg2py]

@@technetium9653 That's just it - he can't be so cavalier about it because all it takes is one person with a grudge to ruin him. At least with the naked girl he ended the call immediately. But this guy obviously gets a lot of weirdos who don't respect personal space. The poor man lol

[@pian-0g445]

@@AJR-zg2py and that’s what makes him an anime protagonist

[@wardcoulson3814]

@@Archedgar ????????????????????????????????????????????

[@shizznick]

@@wardcoulson3814 its sarcasm my dude

[@EllukaKurokuwoka]

Isn’t like his goal? I mean, kind of his type?

[@rudysmith1552]

Reason for divorce Connor

[@InvaderLuis3]

He is a harem protagonist

[@友-16]

It's a fetish. When the reality of it hits and he has to raise a kid, milfs become less appealing.

[@EllukaKurokuwoka]

@@友-16 well it’ll depend on other things, but yeah, it gives 2nd thoughts

[@InfernityZ3r0]

Professionals have standards

[@officialraybrown]

"Domestic Boyfriend"

[@lekksy5907]

Oh God, Stop, please, oh my.. NO!

[@matthew_natividad]

Stonks

[@xwrecker]

Domestic husband?

[@thedepression950]

*THE OP SONG INTENSIFIES*

[@jrbudoybudoy]

Mijuku...

[@leoclock]

The hot single mom around the area finally found him😂

[@unoriginalandunfunny1563]

"My Dad CDawg!?" Definitely sounds like a manga title I'd read and have to double take to make sure I didn't misread it.

[@matthew_natividad]

CDadVA

[@themysticmoon6781]

Despite Connor being the least one having an experience in anime he is the one by the most wildest stories between the three! I think I need to go outside more XD

[@sonic21blast88]

To make up for the lack of anime that he watches, the world decided to make his entire life an anime

[@shafaet1194]

@@sonic21blast88 TRUEEEEE

[@ryuukou3224]

Connor to fan : Nothing personal kid

[@someguy2744]

Nothing personal, ma'am*.

[@ScoobyCool9000]

I almost thought the title said “Connor gets hit on by an Onlyfans mom”

[@mistas4thbullet]

Holy me too

[@zues121510]

Same

[@amplifier464]

Wtf is onlyfans can someone tell me

[@morax9758]

@@amplifier464 Where a bunch of Tiktokers/KZbinrs/Twitch girls post nudes and their sex vids(It's paid btw) Don't ask why I know this

[@amplifier464]

@@morax9758 thnx for telling me, looking forward not to buy the membership

[@birubu]

“Do you pay taxes” I think we found this kid’s dream job

[@reedread9300]

Permission to change that dream job?

[@flashfleets124]

Tax evasion?

[@trymv1578]

Taylor Lautner has the story where a mother removed her underwear for him to sign after he signed the daughter's Twilight book/movie. He was still 17 at the time. Thirsty moms are nuts.

[@moopmoopmeepmeep8167]

That's so creepy of the mum wtffff

[@night4345]

There's some stories of people in mascot costumes for theme parks and like birthday parties. Moms go absolutely crazy for them, non-stop flirting and groping.

[@pimposki6232]

where was it? age of consent changes in different counteies and even american states i think? its still creepy and imo sexual harrassment, but im curious as to whether she broke the law outright and, if so, how badly she broke it (getting people to sign your underwear is particularly creepy, getting bras signed is uncomfortable enough as is but panties is fucked. sweat and skid marks and discharge are there and you shouldn't pressure strangers into signing that for you to get off to)

[@dante_0962]

@@night4345 my mum once flirt with a Garfield mascot [JK]

[@_A.t.g]

This just fucked up.

[@dfmrcv862]

The movie Connor tries to mention is "Cheaper by the Dozen". Fun film. Sum 41 plays the intro music.

[@necrothescistt8164]

simple plan

[@dfmrcv862]

@@necrothescistt8164 Isn't the intro music "In Too Deep" by Sum 41?

[@matthew_natividad]

19 kids and counting: are you challenging me?

[@sjappiyah4071]

That movie was a classic lol

[@BMD19840]

It’s a great movie

[@TheDueljosh]

and here we have the specimen known as the cougar checking out her common hunting grounds, an anime convention

[@matthew_natividad]

As Connor says it’s all about the premise and scenario

[@DaltonInCloud]

The daughter actually had no idea who you were, but just went along with it so her mom could get an excuse to try to slide in your DM's

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Livin' the dream. The hardest thing Connor has ever had to do.

[@obeisantturtle5075]

No comments on the funny man comment

[@Loohoo14]

I see u everywhere

[@johncruz5001]

Connor suffering from success

[@uzaira9088]

Ffs am bout tired of u

[@YinNegative]

Mf really got the internet under his thumb and no ones caring, and I love it

[@dawniedawne7195]

“Dad, can you please do the Sebastian voice when you read me a bedtime story?”

[@jacobwolkiewicz3692]

More character development for connors anime protagonist story I see

[@Gauldame]

"if you get married they have to call you Daddy" *Uncomfortable Connor noises intensifies*

[@MotherNature43]

When I first saw the Santa stock image I just thought Santa was jumping and I was very confused why they said it was morbid... Until I realized...

[@HollowBonezz]

@GewoonLeon *He's done with being

[@7etsub0]

He's cold body was the gift

[@livinghuman2085]

U can definetly say,that santa likes to HANG OUT in other ppl's houses after giving them a GIFT

[@nazur3n]

I just like to imagine the fan and her mom watching this

[@tribopower]

damn that kids mother can now say: "We have Connor at Home"

[@Victoria-dh9vb]

Connor, you gotta change gears. You gotta move onto the tripe of the older frustrated business woman that doesn't have kids because she's been focused on her career. Boom, same age, equally hot, and has cash but no kids *GET ON THE LEVEL*

[@impyrobot]

5head

[@festivedarnspahs5676]

Women in suits gotta be the hottest thing

[@obliviangamer2319]

"He was my favorite youtuber, now he is my dad" My next LN title will be this

[@CourtJestpurr]

My favorite part of this podcast is of course the content, but also my vague acknowledgement of the change in anime figures at the front that I barely notice but wiggles its way into my subconscious

[@Translucent_YN]

4:40 that was a scream of actual terror, look at that man's face

[@missiemarissa3530]

"What if you were a fan of a youtuber and then they became your dad" reader being adopted by their fave is literally a genre of fanfiction and I'm honestly surprised more teens and tweens didn't write more of it for Markiplier when I've seen a screenshot of a John Mulaney one that's wandering around Wattpad.

[@tally1354]

year late here but i have seen some like wilbur soot ones, i have seen a AlbertStuff one. It’s certainly odd

[@fasai365]

Milf situations are so awkward. I’ve had male friends of mine tell me they do my mom and I’m just like wtf dude. One she’s my mother and two don’t tell me that. It was awkward af and we’re no longer friends.

[@frank_calvert]

is this implying they were being serious?

[@fasai365]

@@frank_calvert tbh I’m not sure if he was serious or not. I’m hoping he wasn’t, but our friendship didn’t end because of that. It ended cuz he assaulted me.

[@LightEnjoyer]

@@fasai365 wait what?

[@LightEnjoyer]

@@fasai365 assaulted?

[@fasai365]

@@LightEnjoyer he sexually assaulted me and now I avoid him at all cost.

[@Jeg_Zyrus]

Connor should grow his hair till it covers his eyes

[@matthew_natividad]

Hoo boi

[@derrilazkia1002]

Awkward situation for your KZbin videos? Just f*ck your way out of it

[@matthew_natividad]

@@derrilazkia1002 or punch it

[@aboringotakuwhoisntnamedkyle]

Lived the dream but let it get away

[@mat2468xk]

MILF hunter Connor. Actually, scratch that. MILF-hunted Connor. Okuyasu and Kakyoin would be jealous (or proud). Joey: "I mean, some people are into the daddy thing, right?" Connor: "AAAAAAAAA." Same Connor, same.

[@NucleaRaptor]

*Ara-ara, Connor-kun...* ❤️

[@matthew_natividad]

Connor: *profusely backpedaling*

[@iambumbo7534]

Us: *Quietly eating popcorn*

[@mono8476]

Eh

[@prime5991]

Noriyaki Kakyoin wants to know your location

[@piyushdwivedi7195]

"It's all going according to Keikaku." ~ writer of Connor's Everyday Life

[@mugentenshin138]

Connor: Goes home with a dad to a family of 12, is fine with it. Connor: Milf has 1 daughter, asked me to hang out for a drink?! Ew, wtf man!

[@MrAlipatik]

Well milf with 12 kids and a dad > milf with 1 kid..

[@всемпривет-и1щ]

“You guys have to be real close to be scouting out the prey with each other” LMAOOO💀

[@NiMissNi]

The movie you're taking about is Cheaper by the Dozen

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

I'm mad they didnt remember it😂😂😂

[@Diegoaub]

Bro Connor just say she wasn't hot

[@Archedgar]

Yeah that was my thought as well. Notice he didn't mention her looks..... she had to have been uggs.

[@ColdEmperor]

I’d believe it. I can’t imagine him skipping on casual fun.

[@fairyrave2050]

@@ColdEmperor I mean it couldn't have been that ugly. She had lots of kids.

[@Methrael]

Meilyne needs to get involved more with the shows themselves, the dynamic she throws at the team is just priceless

[@mrwaffles216]

Kakyoin: "Is it possible to learn this power?"

[@Benobot99]

1:23 Cheaper By the Dozen

[@wenzlux9436]

That must have been awkward

[@camilorodriguez5603]

What kind of main character energy does Connor have to accidentally become involved in irl cheaper by the dozen

[@Leffycios]

When he mentioned that the daughter apologised for her mothers advances... I couldnt help but think of one of mizuryu kei's works...the one with kurumi of course

[@Flamelance_Accendo]

Kakyoin has entered the chat.

[@AkashDas-uq6xn]

One day I would surely like to see the anime" Connor's Bizzare Experiences"

[@didifer98]

Bruh, that "Domestic Boyfriend" thing is now stuck in my head LMAO... At least I would prefer a better ending than the original

[@shimpnada]

Connor: "this wasn't being hit on" The title of the video: "Connor Gets Hit On by a Fans' Mom"

[@ShuTheIdiot]

Imagine if she sees this and then she comes to the next convention and is like "Soooo. You still owe me a drink." Lmao

[@MindfulProgramming]

my favorite thing about these fan stories, is the possibility that the fans will end up seeing these videos lol

[@bored_person]

4:45 This is exactly why people shouldn't ship him with ironmouse.

[@Bluemilk92]

Dude, this idea just hits so hard. I wish I could see the film crew during this part of the conversation.

[@strictlydonotcare2421]

“Domestic Boyfriend” is what sent me

[@Salieri2024]

By this point, Connor must have collected a crap ton of dad joke passes.

[@IRONMAN-to7yl]

"If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother." -Sun Tzu Art of war

[@sameerpharma4906]

whoever clipped this part of the podcast deserves a raise.

[@julilolmo19]

He has to be living the dream Another one for the Connor history book

[@erois6190]

Connor actually got isekai'd to our world.

[@juice1530]

Imagine the kids are watching this rn being like “wait Connor had dinner at my house once”

[@densaw6098]

I'm looking at that table full of cultured stuff... and the unexpected Miyu dakimakura cover. GJ!

[@thespianmask]

5:36 "Domestic Boyfriend" Holy fuck my sides.

[@theunnamedaccount4009]

"Right, so we've got a banger of a clip and we need a good tile for it" "Hm... yes... we need a title that describes it and draws people in at the same time" "I GOT IT! 'Connor Gets Hit On by a Fans' Mom '!" "BRILLIANT! I say a promotion is in order!" Connor in first 5 seconds: "So this wasn't being hit on"

[@alecsmith5751]

My Favourite KZbinr is now my Step-Dad?! Light novel out now, anime coming this fall!

[@shev9127]

2:30 that stock image is magneto dressed as santa

[@bloodmoonangel8925]

"My step-father is a famous anime voice actor!" New anime coming this Fall

[@Rakushio]

A true Bruh moment if i'd ever seen one

[@xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779]

5:11 Oh trust me, this is a classic fan fiction trope lmao :') There's plenty of people who dream of having a KZbinr as a dad

[@Soranlbrahim]

I can't believe that Connor refused the gift that was given to him.

[@PheelingCool]

Imagine being the daughter watching this video, and she goes up to her mom like. "Hey remember that time when you were hitting on that youtuber? Well they're talking about you in this one video."

[@bikkiikun]

Go for it, Stud.

[@sourcerror]

Stacy's mom has got it going on 🎵

[@TanakaMatsumoto]

"Cheaper by the dozen" was the movie the boys were thinking of...

[@rudysmith1552]

Finally my man moving up!

[@GuillermoDelTotoro]

"thats a tarantino shot right there" me, looking up from my phone expecting to see feet.

[@kerendayg2732]

Character development, I like it

[@CHAINSAWCHAINSAWCHAINSAW]

Connor’s some of the protoganist skills from chilhood chest tournament arc is still active

[@player1thepro658]

2:00 Connor confirms he commits tax fraud

[@denizen5764]

I heard family dinner and knew hell was about to break loose

[@issacevans49]

Connor, are you talking about cheaper by the dozen?

[@wesleypatterson2284]

Conner after standing up a MILF: "Years of Acadamy training, wasted!!"

[@Pinglen]

Connor's scream of cringe at 4:40 has made my day

[@Tik_Tak]

4:58 Joey’s laugh 😂😂

[@TheTrueRandomGamer]

Hopefully not that mom.

[@rafacastillo9611]

He literally got the ara-ara

[@okaybutwhythough7456]

I'm so proud of him...

[@thetruhudson3287]

My name is connor... I have experienced many "Main Character" moments in my life... And i hope to have a similar experience to this in the future

[@reedread9300]

Connor is literally a hentai protagonist

[@emma_nutella58]

It’s weird knowing my mum has a better chance of dating Connor then I do

[@spideykong777]

I could've sworn that the title said "Connor Got Hit By A Fan's Mom" 😂