Conspiracy theorist believes Earth is flat but it's VERY relaxing 🌎 'Welcome to the Real World'

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[@the1ntr0vert87]

Mkay

[@bill4639]

Loop the first video and you got yourself a hit

[@dangrahamdrums]

@@the1ntr0vert87 who Mkay?

[@Axegrinder90]

@Lord Steven Christ's Concave Earth i don’t believe a fucking thing you make videos about but ive used your videos like these to relax many many times. Also, again i’m a non believer, this is some sick sci fi

[@him1517]

@Lord Steven Christ's Concave Earth please switch from this content to just ASMR. This is very stupid and the theories make zero sense.

[@Baron42797]

"Why are they in water? Because that's how stars work." Got it.

[@enyetoryomen6470]

Bro heard that stars are made out of hydrogen and made the connection

[@kuchinawa3779]

I'm pretty sure that's how people like him thinks, like they heard something about Antartica, like we can't land on Antartica and there's a restricted area and then they build up things like "airplanes' companies can't fly over Antartica and you can't land on it neither 'cause there are military boys". But when you search on Google, there is boat course (I'm French so I only know the French word "croisière") to land on Antartica and actually yes, there is a restricted area, but it's for safety (wild conditoons and animals protection). They don't understand or heard everything so they made up things like kids and are sure they are right...

[@Chancel388]

​@@kuchinawa3779well its just because we dont trust "them". Admiral Byrd exposed alot too. Why would he have to lie and put his life on the line?

[@kuchinawa3779]

@@Chancel388 why don't you trust them? Why would they lie about everything? For the Admiral Byrd, yes he existed, but all the story about Antartica and all photos are AI generated. When you search the origin of the images, you find a satiric book from a man (who litteraly said it was AI generated). In some "photos" people are wearing metal helmet wich is a very bad idea in a very cold environment, the clothes they wear aren't for very cold environment like Antartica. Make your research. In France they exposed all the things at the television, i can link you the video, but I think you won't understand what they say. Trust anything you want, as long as it's not dangerous for you or your family/friends.

[@MrMarkovka11]

He has multiple videos explaining the concept of stars and sonoluminescence. It's actually super interesting.

[@eataneggwhole4430]

I’m worried that if I fall asleep to this I’ll subconsciously listen to it and start to believe it

[@raoufbgty4815]

Beliving this is more reasonable than believing in a fancy spinning ball tgat flying across the space and u cant even feel it 😂

[@theorphanobliterator]

​@@raoufbgty4815you're trolling, right?

[@Valkonnen]

@@raoufbgty4815 So YOU know better than everyone else? People who spend their lives looking at outer space from all over the world are ALL getting together to fool you...Sounds reasonable...You're right.

[@Valkonnen]

@@theorphanobliterator No, these people can literally be made to believe the most backwards stuff, if THEY can't figure out the explanation given. Modern people who live in Western society have been made stupid by mere suggestions. I'm starting to think it's a PSYOP. They have Flat Earth Conventions, Bigfoot conventions, and probably most women you have met have actually asked "What's your sign?". People believe all manner of utterly backward and retarded things .

[@itstheclaires8756]

This comment made me laugh!

[@leejones9236]

This is what my mom hears when I show her how to clear her phone notifications.

[@kmfed93]

🤣

[@AudaciousBean]

_And this consellation is how you access the options menu. Shhhh, mom, don't tell anybody...._

[@unaffiliated_x9279]

😂😂

[@ryanallison4000]

I laughed out loud alone in my room when I read this.

[@deletevil]

buy her a 12 GB RAM phone, no more slow downs!

[@lukelemke2783]

This feels like a real ASMRtist doing a flat earther roleplay.

[@yourfavoritetransgender]

IKR I keep being like "lmao he's so deep into the skit" and then remembering this isn't even a skit💀

[@elythou]

the title sounds exactly like an asmr role player title 😭

[@pizzalemon3454]

hes a concave earther

[@takeaim420]

Lord Steven Christ

[@evilprophetboy]

​@@elythou the guy in the video didn't make this video

[@Gr3asyPopcorn]

I can't even relax to this because just as I'm dosing off, my brain goes "Wait, wtf did he say?"

[@shwetaaaaaaaaaaaa]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ivangohome]

can only take so much of stupidity.... stars are in water and spaceships break thru the glass...🤦‍♂️

[@miraqen7801]

"what do you mean 'up or down' in frictionless space?"

[@TahjXSimba]

@@ivangohomewhat the guy is saying is true. One thing I'll add on to it is that the Earth is Donald Trump's toenail. That's the reason he was president.

[@jaguarenduda]

'space vehicles melt through the glass above the Earth and that's why we have rainbows' really got me

[@EyeMixMusic]

"Aw shoot, let's get crazy. Maybe, maybe, in your world, there lives a pyramid at the top of your celestial ocean. Right...there."

[@ZariaWorldwide]

Bob Ross forever!!

[@musikafossora]

omg

[@marionfarrell1716]

A happy pyramid.

[@guccimalcs]

“After adding our happy little alien designed pyramid, let’s wash the brush. We dip it in odorless paint thinner, then we beat the devil out of it” *thwap thwap thwap thwap*

[@nagaslrac]

@@ZariaWorldwide No happy trees in a concave world.

[@hindenburgerhelper14]

this feels like when you forget to do the presentation and you freestyle the whole thing in front of the class...i'm kind of impressed

[@marcosgin777]

That’s fucking hilarious

[@russsavage1611]

Hahahaha! I thought the exact same thing especially when he talked about heaven and the pyramid

[@electrictroy2010]

College professors do this every day (writing on the board, freestyle)

[@confuzzledlee2095]

@@marcosgin777 mmmmmmm.m mmm..,..,.mmm m , .

[@its_regular_stupid2212]

🤣🤣🤣

[@AlexCBrandon]

“Shhh…don’t tell anybody.” (Uploads video to KZbin)

[@Ocidad]

You are not anybody, you are the chosen one... Now kiss my as-

[@MrBearyMcBearface]

​@@OcidadI love you for that one. Lmao.

[@SonarTheBat]

Does he think the CIA not have access to KZbin?

[@commiecomrade2644]

@@SonarTheBat hes obviously being facetious. He is crazy not stupid.

[@thechicken1477]

​@@Ocidadoci slush

[@AtomicBezerk]

Thumbnail should say “sleepiest voice *in* Earth”

[@bradleypaulus2926]

Very clever.

[@campusmgmt4700]

👏

[@electrictroy2010]

His description reminded me of a Dyson sphere. A giant manmade object that enclosed a sun & people lived on the inside of the sphere. Star Trek TNG discovered one in one of its episodes .

[@bootsmade4walking]

bahahhaha

[@mattmathematics3591]

😂😂😂

[@BWater-yq3jx]

It's fascinating the way he takes a bunch of real reference points and seamlessly weaves them into complete bollocks. 😆

[@thomaswight1831]

Only he understands gods message’s 100%, he is a conduit of gods messages!

[@Ziedmac]

I know right truly fascinating tom fuckery

[@electrictroy2010]

Steven’s channel was erased due to “KZbin's policy prohibiting content designed to harass, bully or threaten.” Since he’s dead, it will probably never be restored .

[@davidflavin]

Ssshhh it's a secret he doesn't want anybody to know 🙊

[@ihateunicorns867]

This comment made me laugh out loud.

[@NokoFace]

I'm conflicted. On one hand, this is really relaxing. On the other hand, this person is insane.

[@pabcakeh]

hes also dead now

[@nicholasadams2374]

Not to mention he's got both Lord, and Christ in his name!! That's ambitious. LMFAO

[@kaylaread8048]

Listen … but don’t really listen. You know what I mean?

[@flouserschird]

@@pabcakehno he’s not. He’s still uploading video to this day.

[@atman8519]

He didn't invent it. It is from rectilineator experimetn 1897 year. And other myths about central sun.

[@crylune]

Trust me, this is infinitely more relaxing and amusing if you imagine he’s parodying flat earthers.

[@angelocasanova8567]

........is he not?

[@crylune]

@@angelocasanova8567 Unfortumately not

[@angelocasanova8567]

@@crylune oh gawd

[@Mille202]

​@@crylune damn I thought he was

[@JT22132]

This is hollow earth not flat earth

[@Swalexbass]

When he whispered "Because it's a secret, shh don't tell anybody" I had intense tingles all over and melted in my chair. Top notch ASMR material.

[@tanyawieczorek6603]

Time stamp?

[@abrahamvanhelsing6723]

@@tanyawieczorek6603 says it’s several times throughout the first nine or so minutes.

[@Lady420Ganja]

@@tanyawieczorek6603 4:15 heres one

[@D84doc]

You know what’s funny, I told family and friends about what turned out to be ASMR for years when I was younger but there was no name for it and honestly no one else ever said they experienced it too so I always wondered what it was. After the internet really got going every few years I’d think of it and look up the symptoms and nothing. Finally after years a small Wikipedia page came up and I was so excited that it was officially a thing. Forgot about it and a year or 2 later I looked it up again and the page was huge. It’s great, BUT now sometimes I hear people say they listen to relaxing stuff and claim they have ASMR and I think, are you just enjoying being soothed and relaxed because you’re not saying anything about physical sensations or tingles. I’m starting to think a lot of people don’t have what you and I have but like to act like they do because it’s popular and they don’t understand what ASMR actually is.

[@Jayfive276]

As it turned out we was whispering to not disturb his parents.

[@EyeMixMusic]

If someone spells welcome to the real world as "welome to the real word", I already know their theory about a concave earth is well worth hearing.

[@hanskrieger4299]

But he wrote sonoluminescence 100% good.

[@bradmicheallyerla3134]

I think he means WORD of God.. Biblically based

[@tweetypie8706]

This reminds me of some thing called yet crazy advanced type of Dyson sphere

[@bottle4]

​@@bradmicheallyerla3134the original video he had an annotation to add in the missing letter for either 'welcome' or 'world'. Can't quite remember which, he missed the other though lol

[@bill16126]

Bro. Everyone knows that as light passes through the glass ceiling in the sky it refracts on any object with the same curvature and bounces off at perfect 90° angles making it invisible. That's why you can't see the "c".

[@colinkamoda9502]

This is some of the most relaxing mental illness I have ever heard.

[@bluesummers5051]

Had me in the first half

[@Chrispbacon99]

At least he doesn’t believe that fraud organization nasa. Not saying he is right. Neither is nasa.

[@bluesummers5051]

@@Chrispbacon99 Ah, I see you’re a fan of mental illness as well

[@j.g7006]

@@Chrispbacon99 you, sir, is a certified member of the mental asylum.

[@electrictroy2010]

“The earth is like a spinning top causing precession of the axis” makes a LOT more sense than the “viscous band of sunlight” explanation the video guy said .

[@Dystisis]

He doesn't think the world is flat. On the contrary, he thinks that we're inside it rather than on its surface. Cool concept.

[@TheWowWowWest]

...it's definitely a unique and creative concept. but his conviction in this fantasy is not cool at all. 🤫

[@DF_UniatePapist]

@@TheWowWowWestDon’t tell anybody

[@MrOnay-px1jx]

​@@TheWowWowWest sorry his mental illness isn't cool enough for you

[@leeroymlg4692]

Bro is single handedly creating some epic lore and world building for the next sci-fi movie

[@sampsqwantch4612]

​@@leeroymlg4692the next moonfall is lookin sick

[@JackieBoy2319]

Why is Nicholas Cage telling me about his acid trip

[@ALBUMOF2008]

Can’t unhear it now loll

[@Emdooey]

Lmao…just wait for the movie to come out…

[@pan-duh]

Lmaooo best comment because now I can’t unhear it 😂👌🏻

[@dewfall56]

I was thinking James Spader.

[@jamsu7126]

Was about to make the same comment knew someone else must've heard it

[@sethehman]

This isn't even conspiracy this is straight up insanity but at least it's calming

[@debshreebasu8137]

Hahahahahaha

[@stcolreplover]

Insanity?

[@sethehman]

@@stcolreplover All of it is goofy as shit

[@stcolreplover]

@@sethehman lol, I always find conspiratorial very creative.

[@tombowombo-]

I can feel my blood pressure go up a bit when he says "Why are they in water? Because that's how stars work."

[@MrAppleOrchard]

I like how this guy knows real science like red shift and atmospheric distortion, he just chooses to not believe it haha. Great asmr

[@mikegreiner5711]

thought you had a picture of tyler1 as your pfp till li looked closer

[@joanhaw]

LMFAO right?

[@serbsi2922]

"Incomplete knowledge is often more dangerous than complete ignorance" - some smart person probably

[@Dielonthug]

COMPLETE BOLLOCKS lol

[@grizzlybear1322]

Or maybe he knows things we dont

[@79Bobola]

Anytime KZbin has a context box, you know it’s gonna be good 😂

[@mrpocketprotector]

"I don't think the sun is a sphere I think its ball shaped" can't make this shit up 😂

[@sovietspy8866]

It couldn't possibly be a sphere it wouldn't fit in the earth

[@Selfpowered]

I think he's saying bowl shaped

[@mizzmt616]

Dude ! exactly when i read this comment he was saying it. Exactly .. I have to get out of here.

[@sadflix8754]

Lmao when did he say that

[@Selfpowered]

@@sadflix8754 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jX3RhIWNlrWoaas

[@KanjoNights]

This first clip is high octane insanity, but without a doubt one of best examples of unintentional ASMR ever recorded. Everything after around the 9 minute mark is way too loud for me, but clip #1 will forever be a trusted go-to.

[@Acey_WoW]

You can turn your volume down...

[@electrictroy2010]

Steven’s channel was erased due to “KZbin's policy prohibiting content designed to harass, bully or threaten.” Since he’s dead, it will probably never be restored .

[@ZPSBestProfileName]

@@electrictroy2010 What's the story behind his death?

[@MarlenaMarley87]

@@Acey_WoW yes, we absolutely can. However, when the initial portion of the video is at a much lower volume, and in such a sleep-inducing whisper, and for a long enough duration to where I’m juuuuuust on the cusp of sleep,…… it’s quite jarring.

[@Acey_WoW]

@@MarlenaMarley87 you're hot

[@noah6383]

"Why are they in water? 'Cause that's how stars work." Genius.

[@Chancel388]

Sonoluminescense

[@carpenter155]

Pete Carroll levels

[@conway8947]

It's to prevent them from overheating

[@jm096]

@@conway8947💀

[@Jacob97501]

😂🤣💀

[@naus1kaae]

"why am i whispering? because its a secret, don't tell anyone" classic asmr video contextual justification conclusion: This is an undercover asmr video

[@Fiszy]

its not this guy is actually just seriously insane well he was anyway after he died in prison for threatening to murder trump during his presidency

[@Pvpro91]

This is the most relaxing psychological break I’ve ever heard

[@MatthiasProspero]

02:20 "Why are they in water? Because that's how stars work." Obviously.

[@madardauchiha878]

“Shh don’t tell anyone it’s a Secret”

[@jaminbrown7522]

I believe he's implying that the stars are the result of hydro-audio luminescence. Basically you suspend an air bubble in water, then transmit a frequency high enough and loud enough, and the resulting of the Soundwave slamming into each other withing that tiny bubble reaches a tipping point where it bursts into a brilliant star-like light.

[@xxohfayfay7611]

@@jaminbrown7522 star in a jar? 😊

[@ernestgrouns8710]

A-Level nuttiness for sure.

[@Beer_Dad1975]

I read the "Obviously" in Professor Snape's voice... which made me think - this is even crazier than the Harry Potter universe, and they have talking hats in that.

[@83RBurke]

I’m going to start using the excuse ‘due to glass’. “Sorry for appearing to punch in late, but Im not late…it’s a false perception, im actually early….due to glass”

[@elcesarjosue1364]

I'm beautyful... due to glass

[@Emdooey]

Sorry the coffee’s weak and bitter this morning…it’s due to glass.

[@ernestgrouns8710]

Sorry bro, I was above the glass, in a raft, and it was definitely not due to glass!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!

[@NP.1416]

@@elcesarjosue1364 you actually also have perfect grammar… …due to glass.

[@benny7493]

@@elcesarjosue1364 eh... let's not get ahead of ourselves here

[@Kaieatzgutzzz]

At this point he should just write a fantasy book because this would be good world building.

[@allo1824]

I need the first 9 min looped. It's so relaxing. Once he begins speaking normally, I snap back to reality

[@aurus6483]

I gotchu kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJmnZY1-ndCAq7c

[@ricksaburai]

There are websites that autoloop specific portions of youtube videos, look it up

[@xeltanni8999]

Oh, the insanity.

[@Frosmad]

There is one on youtube, you can find it if you just search "ASMR loops"

[@BeyondDictation]

Oop there goes gravity

[@onionman6904]

I'm very impressed with the amount of work this guy has put into this theory. If I was living in medieval times, I would've believed him whole heartedly

[@JackRowsey]

When I was three years old, I remember asking about the Earth. I was a very curious kid with lots of questions. I drove my parents crazy. The answer back was that the Earth was round like a ball. So then for the next year or so, I naturally thought we were inside that ball. Being outside the ball didn’t make sense to me until I was able to understand that gravity holds everything down including our air (atmosphere).

[@__ru_]

@@JackRowsey oh my god i used to think the exact same thing, i just couldnt understand what the sky was if we were inside of a ball until i realised we werent inside of it

[@AlexCarson-ww8gu]

@@__ru_ We are inside the Earth 🌎

[@AlexCarson-ww8gu]

@@JackRowsey Gravity is fictional. It's ether pushing us down.

[@bathin813]

​@@JackRowseythat would be the natural understanding of it. Or default position. Because your senses will tell you it's flat and stationary. Until you go to school. I don't know what this guy is about or what flat earth he is teaching.

[@lordreehaw1267]

1:17:22 “They’ll just show you diagrams, they won’t show you actual data” is hilariously ironic lol

[@julesvillega]

Isn't it? The lack of self awareness is insane

[@samuelculper4231]

Damn!! You got that far?? 😂

[@miraqen7801]

he needs some reflecting to do

[@Lyrxial]

Then irony

[@hado33_]

i mean, its enough evidence for you to blindly believe them, so why isnt it the same the other way around? cognitive dissonance is why

[@CryptoDachshund]

I'm glad KZbin added the Flat Earth disclaimer. I was falling for this hook, line, and sinker.

[@DarkImplement]

Welome to the real word gets me every time

[@VLP_123]

That's the first clue things are off....like Twilight Zone off.... lol

[@RusWhisper]

Tsss, don't tell anybody 🤫 it is a secret

[@damvid21]

How the heck was he able to spell "sonoluminescence" but not "welcome"?! Or world!

[@the1ntr0vert87]

👁👄👁

[@username8969]

Lmaooo

[@purelysmetalnightcore]

@@pevy_sue The Bible never says the Earth is flat or concave or has a glass dome.

[@purelysmetalnightcore]

@@pevy_sue Firmament is just another word for "dome," which is what the sky looks like if you look far out to the horizon. There's no mention of it being made of glass.

[@zjjohnson3827]

@Lord Steven Christ's Concave Earth to be fair…the book of Job is primarily about Satan and God making a bet on whether Job will curse God or not…not on the firmament, so the poetry of how they describe things isn’t as important to the premise

[@plumlogan]

This is five seconds after you're waking up from a dream, and something incredible is making a lot of sense ... and you're trying to remember it

[@a-c6586]

Wait that's the perfect description

[@landonquinney3178]

The fucking ASHTRAY as a makeshift stencil 😭😭 (26:26)

[@NorthOfEarthAlex]

I'm not sure if this man really believes this, but I LOVE the worldbuilding of it. I want to play a fantasy game like this and sail a sailboat inside the concave Earth.

[@minilunch7861]

yesss, i love drawing fantasy maps and im rn trying to figure out how you would project this cand om world on a map so i can draw it

[@ThoseWhoKnowBalkan]

i was thinking how cool it would be to have a game to reactivate the triangular prism in the center to save a fictional earth based on this

[@lucifervalentine275]

@@ThoseWhoKnowBalkan damn u creative. Would be called "Light the heavens"

[@dxrk_lodges9902]

I totally agree

[@BriarLeaf00]

Honestly the 16th century Bavarian scientist/cosmologist Theodophilus Karmaan would be ashamed his great works were being sullied by this man. The Karmaan line literally proves the shape of the earth, and its definitely not concave. It's toroidal which Dr Karmaan all those years back proved.

[@jordandewall2407]

This is like if Jeff goldblums character in Jurassic Park was an astrophysicist instead of chaos theorist

[@FelixTheSpaceBear]

This ain’t astrophysics my dude

[@apictureoffunction]

Not really but okay

[@fl00m31]

Astrophysicist is wild

[@saughs]

“That’s one big pile of glass”

[@nectarinedreams7208]

Eh? Have you seen Jurassic Park? Goldblum is the guy who talks the most sense throughout that movie. He's bang on about everything. He's a bit eccentric but he's the smartest guy in the film.

[@asmr_pirate]

I'm not even this confident about things I'm correct about. He is so confidently incorrect, it's impressive.

[@dkelly26666]

Well, he's delusional, so....

[@bigol9223]

That's how you can tell he's an actual scientist.

[@Dannymart_88445]

​@bigol9223 what are you trying to imply? That scientists are wrong? Do you by any chance believe this video?

[@Skiddull]

@@Dannymart_88445 I mean, scientists definitely can be wrong.

[@datboi04]

​@@Skiddullactual scientists will happily be PROVEN wrong. A sign of real intelligence is being confident and aware enough to say you don't know everything.

[@asylumbooks3406]

"This is a secret I don't want anybody to know. Don't tell anyone about this." *1.1 MILLION PEOPLE:*

[@CapnJigglypuff]

"It has to do with the glass refracting. Due to glass." Give this man a professorship and a 200-level physics course.

[@Vigilant76]

Tenure, absolutely. 🤣

[@Vigilant76]

I've been pissing myself for 10 minutes re reading this lol

[@younghirsch]

"The floor is made out of floor"

[@lucifervalentine275]

@@Vigilant76 Yes and i've first read it then when I heard him say that sentence I started rolling and now, after a couple hours, i'm giggling myself again.

[@KYLEAD13]

Firmament

[@SirShiv7]

Can't tell if it's ASMR tingles or brain cells dying.

[@hagdore]

Could be both simultaneously 🤣🤣😂😂

[@starberriez9218]

This is the best comment 😭🤣🤣

[@FortecrossDan]

Lmaooo

[@AlessioLaTona28]

Welome to the real word

[@Ren602]

@@AlessioLaTona28was waiting for someone to call that out😂

[@Screehcile]

he makes me want to get back to writing my comic because apparently literally everything has an audience

[@putriscool]

always remember that even if your comic sucks, there will be SOMEONE out there who either ironically or unironically loves it

[@kingsizedmidget7294]

Do it! I believe in you!

[@dekudude8888]

Just make it about glass and the true model of the universe

[@whatzittooyah]

I’d read it.

[@Greystorm1619]

I love how the asmr community always puts a positive spin on things. We can turn crazy conspiracy theory videos into calming and inspirational content 😂

[@TeneroGilbert]

This is actually a really cool idea for like a fantasy world or something. This guy should become a writer

[@jeevesosiris]

I love how that random tattoo suddenly comes into it for no reason

[@ligmayeye186]

Hes expanding the lore 😂

[@hubertcumberdale6221]

He also believed he was the second coming of Christ, and he created that symbol in prison. He imagined the saved would get that tattooed as a mark of comittment to him. I know this because he explains it in another unintentional ASMR video.

[@FEED_ME_A_STRAY_CAT]

​@@hubertcumberdale6221 failed cult beginnings

[@garrettkato]

Imagine if this guy is 100% right. Even the spelling of welcome and world. We are witnessing the greatest discovery of mankind.

[@thezoo716]

omg i didn't even notice the misspelling hahaha

[@ricobonimusic]

I have an old book from 1960 written by a physician and mathematician, prof. Paolo Emilio Amico Roxas. A Real brick of a book. And that is exactely what he talks about in the book. Funny isn't it? :)

[@american_cosmic]

@@thezoo716 holy fuck.

[@crowmechai267]

Welome to the real word

[@GabrielS94]

@@ricobonimusic yes, flat earth society has been around for a long time and they also have many books. There’s audience for everything.

[@zower111619]

I love how he believes scientists are correct in how far across the earth is but doesnt trust them about it not being concave

[@mizzmt616]

I believe scientists say the earth is 8000 miles wide

[@tweetypie8706]

So is he saying earth is what's called a Dyson sphere?

[@rienneant7607]

@@tweetypie8706 Basically yes, from what I gather. How does he explain the disappearance of the giant glass fragments (or the white-hot molten glass) that should be falling on us everytime a satellite is put in orbit or a probe is sent to the moon or the outer/inner space, I wonder.

[@Jason-fp7vi]

​@@rienneant7607his reasoning went more off the rails as he went on. He actually had a cult of followers on his Facebook group that believed he was the messiah, many got the tattoo seal of the beast he thing he shows in this video. Anyway, the group got the funds and materials together to do their rectilineator experiment at a beach. Unfortunately the experiment revealed the earth is convex. They had a tough time grappling with this, and as if his reasoning was not already insane, it just got weirder. He started to stray from the concave earth obsession and more towards new world order, ends of the earth stuff, with him being the messiah to save his followers from the apocalypse as long as they had the seal tattoo He was in and out of jail for a bit. Last I knew he was in a penitentiary in Florida, some people have heard he passed away while imprisoned but I haven't seen the proof

[@Jason-fp7vi]

It's quite unfortunate because he was definitely smart. He has knowledge of some real astronomy and optical phenomena, late in this video he basically describes milankovitch cycles with sound reasoning. It's sad that the delusions, and I also suspect his hard drug use, made him go so off the rails. He was clearly quite intelligent beneath the mental illness

[@breadloafbrad]

There’s something so relaxing about someone calmly raving about their absurd conspiracy theory beliefs

[@bathin813]

My friend disagree

[@JL-jb6qm]

I don’t know whether it’s tingles I’m feeling or my brain cells dying off one by one…

[@BriarLeaf00]

Its simply the field lines between the poles interfering with your connection to the firmament and the glass dome and waters above. I mean, this is pretty basic stuff.

[@jemusandran1575]

@@BriarLeaf00 xD

[@wesleyclark5441]

LMFAO 😂

[@JL-jb6qm]

@@BriarLeaf00 you know, you’re probably right

[@Henryzword]

🤣🤣🤣

[@miguelrodfher]

Came here for the relaxation…..stayed for the comments

[@LegitimateBusinessPerson]

honestly this conspiracy stuff is top tier asmr

[@clapdrix72]

I know, it's such a shame

[@Anwelei]

It really is

[@lockandloadlikehell]

@@clapdrix72 why is it a shame

[@gregorygimigliano]

@@clapdrix72 you’re a conspiracy, Greg.

[@antonchigurh8102]

@@lockandloadlikehell because the people who are really into these things are simple, overconfident and lacking in tools to make sense of events around them that they do not understand.

[@catsareawesome256]

“Stars are there. Very tiny. They’re inside the celestial ocean. Why are they in water? Because that’s how stars work.” Peak logic

[@thetelescopeguy0]

I’ve had numerous flat earthers tell me “I won’t respond to that because I know I’m right” They’re beyond help

[@justdave923]

Look up sonoluminescence

[@ddobrien1]

When your Dungeon Master gets really into it.

[@im_based3597]

“Shhh dont tell anyone” as he posts it to the internet

[@Lightblue2222]

Not sure when this video was first made, but there was a short time where he didn't allow his followers to talk about him or anything he said. The group was private, at least one person mighta even been kicked out for disobeying him by spreading his word. It was being looked at as privileged information only for who he thought was worthy. He became tired of trying to teach people and decided to stop communication with anyone but us. Idk maybe to bring back the mystery. But sometime after he was hit by a vehicle and ended up in the hospital for a while. When he became concious again he decided to lift the silence and said we could now all start spreading the word again. True story ;) Can't make this stuff up.

[@karmasutra4774]

@@Lightblue2222Yet here we are ..

[@ryanmoon05]

​@@karmasutra4774whoosh

[@adamthorne7899]

That escalated quickly from "astronomy is backwards" to "we need to impose martial law, cattle people, and mark them with this special tattoo" 😬🤣

[@soxs9527]

And for rest of the clips he never goes back into further detail on that

[@pb4ugo08]

@@soxs9527rapture implications. Mark of the beast. The sad fact about a lot of these comments, they call this man insane but they themselves believe their own brand of it too. How many Americans believe in the mark of the beast and rapture? Yup, you are all crazy to me.

[@default_liver1641]

i thought most of it was strange but when he said this and showed the tattoo, i immediately thought of the scriptures that warn of false profits and being marked with the mark of the beast. thats what seems so ironic to me, that he uses scripture as a cited source but is falling into that category of a false prophet 😂 i mean his name is Steven Christ like come on 😂

[@blacktiger974]

@@default_liver1641 imma be real, what you're saying does not sound much different to what he is

[@default_liver1641]

@@blacktiger974 i know brodie thats what i was pointing out in my comment 🧐 thats why i said what he was saying in the video is ironic, he’s a hypocrite. (and i have notifications on so thats why im responding so quick to this)

[@theobnoxiousgamer9624]

Not getting flat earth vibes, I’m getting hollow earth vibes.

[@Snotlingfondler]

He doesn't know if there are other earth's but all the other stuff he said he's really confident on.

[@nerdsquid9951]

Ignoring the sheer insanity of it all, this would be a really interesting sci-fi concept

[@fastlane1736]

Pretty sure some fantasy novels have used similar ideas. From a sci fi angle, it sounds like a really screwed up Dyson sphere.

[@asmr9420]

I thought the same! "Stop drawing and start writing man, this is some dope worldbuilding you're doing".

[@Xander081987]

Truth is stranger than fiction my dude. You're living this reality, and believing heliocentric sci fi.

[@Xander081987]

@@Lansolot Yea, Plato was totally wrong, and so wasn't Hitler. Oh wait.... who started nasa again?

[@James-hd5lu]

Exactly what I was thinking! I'd totally read a book or something with a world like this.

[@Capaholic208]

This is honestly one of the best asmr videos of all time. People in the comments are taking it too seriously. Obviously its not true, but it’s interesting and relaxing to listen to. I’ll be listening to this for a long time.

[@allisonday893]

I’m finding most of the comments hilarious. This guys bonkers but his asmr is 100%

[@FrogWalrus]

@@allisonday893 you sure he’s bonkers? Maybe it’s just an elaborate joke.

[@sadflix8754]

@@FrogWalrus it’s an actual conspiracy so either he’s insane and taking trolling too far getting to a cult, or extremely insane and actually believes it

[@sepez]

@@FrogWalrus no he believes it

[@mikec7256]

Why do you say "Obviously it's not true?" We have been conned by science for the past 2 years, Why us it difficult to think they have been lying to us for decades? He's backing everything up with God's word, even taking you to specific Bible verses as reference. Unless you do not believe in God's word then that's a whole different problem. If you believe in God nothing is impossible. The Devil deceives every chance he gets and if he can use science to try and disprove God he will. I mean a lie soon becomes truth to the liar if it is spoken repeatedly, why not teach the lie to everyone until they believe the lie to be truth and continue teaching it until the erase God completely? Haven't the been trying to get rid of God by replacing him with science? It's not a secret. You mention Jesus and you're labeled a crazy person, but if you believe a man can have a baby there's nothing wrong with that because now men can have babies. So pay attention to this guy and go back and read your Bible and get right with God. Jesus did come and die for our sins and he did rise from the dead 3 days later. He is Lord and Savior.

[@stevenrpondue1157]

I'm convinced this guy ate glass and magnets as a child and now he has a vendetta against them.

[@MichaEl-hl7pp]

I honestly don’t know where to begin. This is legendary. I like how you can tell in the second video and on he’s about to go on a rant and it’s edited out or he stops himself, or the fact that this dude could actually have a decent job as an illustrator because honestly he’s pretty good at basic design even something people who’ve done illustration art their entire lives struggle with, or man idk this is just great

[@carleenmessina5022]

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[@sadflix8754]

His design and theory reminded me of the halo rings, lol

[@SleepyTimeTuber]

@@sadflix8754 yeah, his theory kind of neglects that if this was correct you would be able to see the earth curving upwards for miles.

[@cheesycool]

it is legendary. also he was a professional artist, you should see all the 3d renderings he out together. his body of work was incredible and the people mocking him here are the real fools. there are still some channels here that have his work in compilations and small clips. it’s not a joke.

[@stephenv6054]

Absolutely phenomenal. Did I hear "flesh pod" "melts glass and ice" ? I know why you are whispering. The ASMR god is speaking through you. You are the soldier of calm that will fight against the agents of stress. Fight strong sleepy warriors.

[@Smoneey]

You’re hearing “flush bottom”, actually a lot more reasonable than what you presume

[@nicktestajr]

This is the most calming and relaxing batshit crazy stuff I’ve ever heard.

[@electrictroy2010]

Steven’s channel was erased due to “KZbin's policy prohibiting content designed to harass, bully or threaten.” Since he’s dead, it will probably never be restored .

[@ballas_13]

It's all 100% true. I was with him on the raft in the celestial ocean back in 2003.

[@Fiszy]

if thats true, hows he doing today?

[@maybeilift4213]

Falling asleep to this:😌 Realizing you retained what you heard the next day: 👁👄👁

[@amir3515]

welcome to real reality fellow human

[@missinterpretation4984]

Ok so that’s my fear. If I fall asleep to it, I’ll believe it. Oh well, here we go.

[@markbransford528]

This guy got a dose of good acid like the shit we used to get in the 60s

[@dunwoodie27]

Trip awaaaaaaayyyyy 😂🙋🏽‍♀️

[@gjigaqaquj]

He's been perma high since the 60s LOL

[@brutallyhonest123]

LSC. He’s almost there

[@who_cares848]

You can still get it, sort of. I tried real LSD in the 90s and I've tried the research chemical called 1P-LSD and it's pretty much indistinguishable. It's much closer to real acid than NBOMe or DOB and all the other shit that more commonly gets put on blotters these days....

[@bradleypaulus2926]

Love your hilarious comment!

[@onlyhuman806]

I remember finding this video years and years ago before I even knew what asmr was and it giving me tons of tingles, and then wasn’t able to find it again until now. Very glad it’s been brought back and we get to experience all the tingles, even if everything he’s saying is nonsense 😂

[@Traivss]

Had me at “we need to impose martial law and start cattling people”

[@Tony-cm8lg]

I know a lot of people are making fun/joking about how crazy this stuff sounds but you have to have some level of intelligence and creativity to piece together this whole complex and convoluted explanation of the universe. I really do think it’s impressive, not many people can go to this level of detail

[@kuroiphox989]

He was admitted due to his mental health and died while getting help. It's not a joke, the guy was genuinely, mentally unwell. The guy even believed he was the second coming of Christ. Hence why his name is Lord Steven Christ.

[@angelaDPT]

I’m afraid that if I fall asleep listening to this I’ll wake up brainwashed into believing this madness.

[@debshreebasu8137]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@emilypaller4933]

I thought the exact thing tbh. I ended up not caring because it’s scratching my ASMR itch- I’ll admit I thought about it a few times during the day 😂

[@dnb3810]

@@emilypaller4933 please just remember that this is a pleasant fantasy and has no correlation to the physical nature of earth, the solar system, or space whatsoever.

[@dnb3810]

One of the great experiential things about the human mind, that we all possess, is that we can conceive of nearly endless brilliant fantasies. Delectable and fascinating, yet not evidence of alternative physics. No less intriguing, yet we must retain that ability to discern, and on some level, critique.

[@neezynoryu2003]

@@dnb3810 i have no idea what any of that meant but hell yeah man

[@wilsmiff3041]

36:10 - Tektites are small, pebble-like glassy objects of Earth material that have been melted by meteorite impact, splashed up into our atmosphere, and fallen to Earth again under gravity. They often acquire aerodynamic shapes when they partially melt on their return journey. This is interesting, because he actually gave a (relatively) understanding explanation of that definition.

[@DrobusMaximus]

"They won't give you any actual data." "Why are starts submerged in water? Because that's how they work." Oh bless him, he doesn't even realize it.

[@xxohfayfay7611]

I have never had tingles like this. My brain is melting in my skull.

[@anemoia2661]

That's the truth you can feel entering you! That's your third eye beginning to open and see reality for the first time!

[@xxohfayfay7611]

@@anemoia2661 oh I have a very clear understanding of our reality. His secrets are no secret to me 😄

[@xxohfayfay7611]

@madtwitchy 🤫🤭

[@richardjuarez3940]

He has other videos as well the voice is crazy good for asmr

[@Emdooey]

A melting brain is the first step to accepting this. Be careful.

[@islandnewsadvertiser5161]

Haven't heard such brilliant natural ASMR in years, even if totally bonkers !

[@BigUnit270]

I watched this when it had 300 views as ASMR on his channel. People in the comments there believe this shit!

[@James.1_2-3]

@@BigUnit270 no you didn’t, quit trying to feel like a trend setter

[@BabsChannel]

Bonkers makes it better.

[@_byzzer3228]

@@James.1_2-3 Why is it not possible that one of 300 or so people would come back and comment that? Lol It’s not exactly a big flex so it’s not hard to believe.

[@ISaidForDylan]

"WELOME TO THE REAL WORD" - This guy could probably talk for a half hour on what "Welome" and "Real Word" mean.

[@matthewburson2908]

I was expecting to see more comments talking about these obvious typos.

[@elchavoguero]

Nice try, Brian GLASS. WE'RE ONTO YOUR SCHEMES

[@allisonday893]

@@elchavoguero 😂😂😂

[@RM-ed1if]

@@elchavoguero SCEMES

[@icookravioliandyouwatchmec4658]

LOGOS

[@pauladenouden8484]

this guy has done some very interesting world building for his D&D campaign....

[@SeanB-wi5yh]

0:13 "Shhh dont tell anybody" Me: Dont worry pal. Aside from all the other 563k people that know, my lips are sealed

[@rayorbison4699]

I encourage anyone watching to go down the "SC Concaved Earth Cult" rabbit hole. You will not be disappointed. The stuff is bonkers. This dude is one of a kind.

[@codester8434]

I was subbed to this guys YT. Not sure what happened to it, best unintentional asmr

[@rayorbison4699]

@@codester8434 He went to jail a while back for threatening to assassinate President Trump on a KZbin video. I believe his channel is now run by his two disciples who have gotten his symbol tattooed on their chest.

[@aztecawarrior454]

I went balls deep into the LSC void. He's not in jail, but a criminal psychiatric ward indefinitely, unfit to stand trial. And he only has 1 cult follower running the YT channel now.

[@travisbrabb4109]

Just one, moi. The other one bailed and tried to destroy all the files on Steven's computer. Also threatened me to stop promoting the material. I've had death threats too. People hacking into my stuff. I've done a few livestreams on the channel, just go to the livestreams tab.

[@rayorbison4699]

@@travisbrabb4109 Have you been condemned to the FEMA camps? Steven, himself, has condemned me multiple times to the FEMA camps over the years. I consider it a rare badge to bear

[@BassByTheBay]

I want to see a debate between flat-Earthers and concave-Earthers.

[@hagdore]

Moderated by Q-ANON

[@Baoth-l]

Bro is so out of the matrix, the pluggers cant even fathom the level he's at.

[@Youssii]

Never knew I could be so irritated and so relaxed at the same time.

[@MaulScarreign]

lol

[@spaztron5000]

I actually laughed at your comment and loudly 🤣

[@sorenjoergensen9776]

Calm down and get the tattoo.

[@DaReidMcCoy1995]

So you tellin me that if I scream at my waterbottle I can create a star? Bro sick

[@Falcrist]

This guy sounds like he's about to write a computer operating system from scratch.

[@mrbleachclean6656]

God’s third temple

[@mog_ninja88]

The most intensively creative nonsense I've heard in a long time. Very very relaxing, my brain just completely shuts down while listening to it as a defense mechanism. 10/10 👌

[@amarug]

I have a PhD in engineering and I can confirm this is exactly how it works.

[@BigRedGamer1]

Wondering when someone was going to say this lol

[@sourmoon5134]

I have a PhD in stupidity and I follow one with you :D

[@ziepex7009]

@@sourmoon5134 lol

[@carpenter155]

In my experience as a construction laborer I have learned to take the word of an engineer with a grain of salt.

[@GabrielS94]

Was that after or before you took LSD?

[@Xyz-cv1td]

He makes flat earthers look rational

[@liamalexander8]

He is using real science to try and prove his model and is acknowledging the parts he doesn't know. That already makes him 100 times smarter than your average flat earther. He seems smart, just going down a very incorrect path of thinking and just won't accept his model is wrong. Edit: spelling error

[@DerfyRed]

@@liamalexander8he uses some real science, then he talks about sonoluminescence to explain the stars, and Bible verses to explain everything else.

[@ungrxceful7903]

crush: “you must be crazy if you think we’re fu**king “ Me:

[@shpooko]

😂😂

[@TwentyEight80s]

😂 “shhhh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret!”

[@bluntfishtrauma]

as a fictional world, this would be kind of cool

[@RealBakedTahu]

Funny enough, I'm writing a fantasy with a world kinda like this.

[@EnjoyingS0up]

i love how this guys reasoning for all this is just 'coz it is' lmao

[@flamingomingo9810]

These are actually pretty aesthetically pleasing drawings. I’d hang them up on my wall

[@mike-2342]

“I don’t think anything’s outside” lmao, so he can come up with absolutely anything for the inner, but outer, no deal!

[@the1ntr0vert87]

👁👄👁

[@Lightblue2222]

I like to think theres lots of dirt, then rock, then hot lava.

[@southbrazosbass244]

shh don't tell anybody

[@gjigaqaquj]

@@Lightblue2222 but that would be logical and supported by science lol

[@triis8643]

to be fair, we also don't know whats behind the border of our universe. Still his theory is bs

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

2:20 "why are stars in water? Because thats how stars work" Oh yes perfect explanation everyone, can't believe real researchers are out there giving reasons and proof. Smh

[@sergiochavez722]

I distinctly remember getting tingles when I was a kid and heard certain people's voices I would feel something in my throat, like their voice resonating in my own voicebox. Hard to explain but it was such a great feeling. I get that from this voice.

[@BMazeing]

Everything is relaxed and fine until he starts with "deep underground military bases" "we've got to impose martial law" "we've gotta start cattling people underground"

[@glswenson]

Don’t forget the tattoo with his initials!

[@BMazeing]

I missed that

[@sauron7839]

@@glswenson Mark of the Beast

[@όαγωνιστής-θ6θ]

That was when the video became based.

[@Dangerops69]

Yeah, when he started on that, I was like, "oh nooo no no no."

[@ETHANzF]

Shouldn't the thumbnail say "sleepiest voice IN earth" ;)

[@PureUnintentionalASMR]

😂

[@mimido23]

My husband runs a planetarium and is a science teacher, he can't know I listen to this even if it's for ASMR purposes 😅

[@bathin813]

Tell him you are flat earther now. And see how reaction. Either it's gonna be extremely bad or he will tell you the same.

[@howardcarter8221]

SSSHHH .... Dont tell anybody

[@c.f.7408]

As a geoscience student I can tell you with one hundred percent certainty that this.....is top quality ASMR. Top Quality science not so much lol but he gets an A for effort.

[@Xander081987]

As a geoscience student, you should be interested to know, that Plato also believed we lived within the earth. So didn't Hitler. And there was the Koreshean community, who physically proved it.

[@kasperdomagala4544]

@@Xander081987 ah yes, famous well-rounded people Plato, Hitler and David Koresh.

[@Xander081987]

@@kasperdomagala4544 You forget that the most brilliant people are the ones that change the course of history. David Koresh, isn't the Koreshean's I am referring to; however it IS a "shout out" to Cyrus Teed, aka "Koresh." The only man to ever prove the physical shape of the earth. Mockery is only a external demonstration of internal ignorance.

[@joeghurt9126]

@@Xander081987 out of curiosity, what has led you to deny the scientific consencus regarding earth?

[@Xander081987]

@@joeghurt9126 "Kings Dethroned" good book. Rethink everything here on youtube.

[@jewel643]

This is the strangest feeling of extreme relaxation mixed with brief moments of laughing hysterically.

[@BilliamLegacy]

This was the most pleasant aneurysm I've ever had.