Conspiracy Theorist So Silly He Makes Alex Jones Look Mild

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[@thomasarnal]

America, this is what happens when you underfund your education department for years!

[@oscarortiz1529]

Thomas Arnal all part of the plan unfortunately

[@CutThroatJuggalo]

Sahil Jam trophy generation? The generation that has had some of the lowest wages and least opportunities of any generation in this country? Also, last I checked the country's biggest orange snowflake screwed over a football player for peacefully protesting something he didn't agree with. Social justice isn't bad, but infringing on free speech is and both sides are guilty of that.

[@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965]

if the bible says that israel is to not remain a nation until jesus returns, and trump moved the capital to jerusalem, doesnt that kind of make him the anti-crist ?

[@jackdomanski6758]

I'd say it has very little to do with funding. It's more the fundamental structure of the education system that's the problem.

[@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965]

jack domanski, fundamental structure of being squeezed by money due to propganda and lobbying by billionaire maniacs just like every institution in america except for think tanks and 501c3's. can you walk and chew gum at the same time ?

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

At some point it stops being conspiracy theory and starts becoming geopolitical fan fiction

[@usucculentcow2988]

Jeeves Anthrozaur "yeah i role play"

[@MrShanester117]

Jeeves Anthrozaur Right? Luke Skywalker for Governor

[@marc_so]

i would gladly read a comic or watch an animation with this plot

[@sharpetutor227]

Jeeves Anthrozaur The crazy started at Obama and ended with back. I can’t believe I actually sat and watched the lot of it. I never believed in my life at all that I’d prefer one of Trumps speeches then compered to anything else in the world. At least until his next one. He some how keeps one upping himself and to challenge this one will certainly be something. If honestly we survive him finishing it.

[@scruffylookingNerfherder5742]

I'm not sure what disgusts me more, the fact that moronic con artists like this get on the internet and spew their garbage or that there are people out there so intellectually deficient that they actually take him seriously.

[@plop4493]

Dude just threw in all the conspiracies in like 15 seconds

[@alphamikeomega5728]

I don't remember hearing about the *F R O G S*

[@vgmaster9]

He didn't mention the Rockefellers, Rothschilds, or Jesuits.

[@Camelotsmoon]

Unkown Stranger Interesting, and this is the shit we allow companies to use on the plants we eat and wonder why we're all socially fucked up.

[@Xander_008]

vgmaster9 he did mention the rockefellers

[@skyblazeeterno]

or child slave farms on Mars

[@christiangraulau8107]

I used to be so deep in the crazy Christian conspiracy theory shit. All of the stuff this guy said is such a bare bones basic thing for them to say

[@kayt9627]

i saw a video from one of them about fucking giants lmao

[@zxcmvbn]

Kay T What!? Link please lmao

[@kayt9627]

@Vinyl just look up “giants are real bible” in the KZbin bar. You’ll get some crazy shit.

[@Milanvaneijk]

This takes a lot of courage. 🙏 Respect.

[@uvgcfdrtyuhijkoasfdvghjuyt675]

wish me luck, here I go

[@wgjung1]

Imitation Alex Jones, an Alex Jones made in China.

[@terminal2881]

I hope that is the dad of Alex Jones.

[@EclecticoIconoclasta]

bootleg Alex Jones

[@lizzybethnj617]

juan gomez bootleg Alex Jones

[@somdavarya8078]

Looks more like the long lost Uncle of Alex Jones

[@somdavarya8078]

I thought that Glenn Beck has the Hollywood presentation style of lunatics.

[@spottyhead]

I prefer my fairytales from Mother Goose.

[@spottyhead]

I was more or less talking about the fairytales within the Bible. I completely agree with the Central Bank theories since it can't be a coincidence that many of the countries involved in the 'war on terror' are separate from the Central Bank.

[@kosh9639]

barrett wells; alot of fairy tales in the Bible?? like Adam & Eve.. also found in the Sumerian texts.. The oldest language on Earth. Moreover, the The Emerald Tablets of Thoth are made of material that defies modern understanding of science... and (the material) cannot be even recreated with modern day technology.

[@AZOffRoadster]

I prefer Grimm.

[@Steve0C]

The way he starting his rant I was hoping he'd go full blown Dr.Suess about it. "I will not let them tap my phone; I will not let them use their drone. I will not allow their open border; I will not join their new world order. We must stop the council on foreign relations; I will keep ranting for the sensations.

[@Steve0C]

I never said that some of the points are all beyond the pale. The collection of meta-data and other private information to either monitor you or to auction off to a 3rd party to profit is a legit concern, much in the same way that the escalation of drones and people pushing trade deals like the TPP that undermine our sovereignty are issues worth talking about, but the method in which this guy, Alex Jones, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, etc...choose to address the issues is not above critique and I was simply opining that from the way he started his diatribe I was hoping he would retain the rhythm consistent with a Dr.Seuss narrative.

[@allisoncastle]

Steve .C lololol

[@zidneya]

He is a lunatic right wing pastor..... wait you're telling me there are other kinds of right wing pastor besides lunatics?

[@theantilifeequation8150]

Zidneya True dat'

[@josh-oo]

Yeah. There's also sexist, racist, poor-hating, or homophobic right wing pastors. Sometimes the different types overlap, but there are still different types.

[@theinternet1424]

Not to mention supply side pastors, scamers and money grabbers. Yeah, there are obviously different types, and even though it's all generally speaking some kind of madness, there are other pathological categories in there besides bona fide lunatics and overlappings are optional.

[@josephnguyen2365]

Do you think all conservatives actually think like this? He is a crazy individual, but that doesn’t mean we think like him

[@zidneya]

Joseph Nguyen I've been to conservapedia. You all think like him.

[@Chelaxim]

Sounds like a fan fiction cross over between Hetalia and The X Files.

[@randommay3573]

Michael Lewis dont you dare drag down the x files with this shit

[@1moonwitch]

Michael Lewis 😂😂👍

[@troyschulz2318]

Oooh, sounds fun.

[@Javierm0n0]

Michael Lewis considering its happening for real i dont want to see that. In theory however, that sounds hilarious

[@ReplicatorFifth]

Hetalia and The X Files... seriously though, I'd watch that show.

[@philpottkentucky4802]

They're always blathering about the "New World Order" so boring and overdone. At least come up with something original like Alex Jones' "They're making the frogs gay!"

[@EclecticoIconoclasta]

or Obama´s wife being transexual. I think this dude needs to eat LSD for breakfast also just like Alex Jones does. That will give him some nice surrealistic idiot bullshit and he then could aspire to become as big as Alex Jones

[@LadyBeritanavatarius]

If there really is a NWO being set up, that should be a concern. There are non-christians that believe the elites exist too. I don't know why people don't look into this further, you guys really don't know anything about it if you think only christians are concerned about the elites. in fact, you don't have to be religious either, just be aware that corruption and conspiracies happen. If they don't then alot of judges have been delusional over the years because apparently you CAN be charged with conspiracy to commit a crime... and people have been charged with such... if the average joe and jane can conspire, why people refuse to consider higher-ups doing it is beyond me. If higher-ups are too stupid with all their resources and connections to do what the average joe and jane can (and do it BETTER because of their connections and power/ resources) than what are they doing in positions of power in the first place?!? People understand the concept of "behind closed doors" but they can't consider that it could go much further than that too? And yes, people tracking the elites can get things wrong, especially in terms of a religious bias, but that doesn't mean everything they say is wrong or that others who believe there are conspiracies are automatically wrong either. The point is to sift through it all, not just automatically assume it's all false or craziness. That the elites exist and are trying to set up a one-world government is something ALL the conspiracy people agree on, it's the other little things like religion and such where differences lie... People can have a bias and STILL have noticed or even researched real information. You have to look at it to sift through what is bias and what is real.

[@nxbis]

I think there's actually some factual basis for the gay frogs theory.

[@ro4eva]

Alex Jones would probably blush listening to this super quack.

[@PseudoSpaceMarine]

At first I thought this was a parody, I thought wrong.

[@mastercabbage]

This man is WOKE.

[@theuniversedoesntcare]

Guten Tag.

[@THEMOTHERFLICKERS]

But as long as he's against the sjws, the skeptic community would embrace him with open arms

[@JustPlainShXt2]

The Mother Flickers Not exactly, The ""Skeptic Community"" is almost always against these kindspeople, they just find some weird kid on Tumblr to ""balance out"" the crazy, even though the comparisons should NOT match.

[@Spencerwalker21]

Ruben Garcia Richard cough cough Spencer lol jk

[@romax3115]

this guy should write novel, for insane people

[@RoccoGuyBoiThing]

He did.

[@romax3115]

does anyone know the title of his book? is it something like "batshit crazy guide to apocalypse"

[@jarrettburch2477]

Guy should write professional wrestling storylines.

[@OLDSKOOLNYC1]

Wow, all that Machiavellian scheming for decades, yet they were not able to pull it off!

[@crimsondynamo615]

I wish i had the Jesus Juice this guy is drinking that makes him think up all this nonsense. I’ve been on writers block for years now and need a buzz.

[@bohemianwriter1]

You too, eh? Not that I have a writer's block with lack of material. I just wish I could conjure up his kind of material and be happy about scrabbling them down. It's just that people like him makes it so depressing in describing an insane reality while trying to avoid need to heavily self medicate myself on booze again. My liver protests to end up like Charles Bukowski's liver.

[@kentabruxis]

He was speaking in hickebonics

[@BRSDevlog]

Ten king probably comes from Game of thrones or something

[@BRSDevlog]

Amrican man oh no I'm good man tnx .i have read another newer version of the bible called the "Quran" it's more like bunch of laws instead of stories like ten kings and shit and i have to tell u to not read it cuz it's boring af but your eyes pops out every now and then due to its fucked up messages But if you're ur in a muslim country and surrounded by religious nuts maybe you should read it to tell them shut up

[@BRSDevlog]

Amrican man I simply meant if you're a muslim who is becoming an atheist /agnostic you should read the Quran .sir I wasn't even thinking about that muslims call christians and jews "people of the book "

[@BRSDevlog]

Amrican man in your first comment you said "it's called a bible and u should open one up" .im from iran majority are muslims here they call all holy books bible therefore Quran is also bible .

[@BRSDevlog]

Amrican man i hope I didn't offend you or anything I didn't say who is right who is wrong you got me confused with your last comment Maybe you misunderstood me or I didn't get but anyway good luck man bye bye

[@siriuslyorion2975]

He had me utterly convinced until he mentioned the anti-Christ, everything up to that was cast-iron

[@yabutmaybenot.6433]

+X-Files A That's some great nonsense you just spewed out, thanks for the laughs. Jesus loves you, but if you don't believe in him, then he will cast you into hell to burn for eternity. Ya, that sounds like love to me.

[@siriuslyorion2975]

+X-Files A No thanks, I'd rather do something useful with my time

[@declanp1]

X-Files A LMAO! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Steelmage99]

+X-Files A Why a King James bible in particular? I always find it funny how people claim the "authoritative" Bible just happens to be in a language they just happen to understand. Funny how that works out.

[@jmmclaughlin1989]

This "pastor" definitely chugged the Kool-Aid.

[@dylan3488]

Pfft this casual doesn't even mention the Stonecutters

[@herbbluntman2287]

Yeessss. Ehhxcelllent! He doesn't even know we're the ones pulling the strings. - Montgomery Burns

[@momenshakerhameed9362]

One word:Entertainment.

[@EclipseOfTsuki93]

Damn, even crazier than the guy who said NASA has child sex colonies on Mars where they eat the bone marrow of dead kids. That guy made Alex Jones go "I'm not sure about that". Imagine what this guy would say...

[@jesse_cole]

I'm pretty sure the same guy who designed the new "Secular Talk" logo was the guy who picked out that jacket for Kyle.

[@jayzenitram9621]

Hey, stop picking on Kyle's jacket, he got that from the prop warehouse from Goodfellas.

[@123rockfan]

Jay Zenitram go home and get your fuckin’ shinebox

[@AZOffRoadster]

The logo is ok, but the jacket... I'll pass. But then, I worked damn hard so I'd never have to wear a suit or tie again.

[@llongone2]

"I want an American flag waving behind me, Dammit! No. No....I guess you're right; turn off the fan. But, the flag looks weak just hanging there like that. What if we put a screen behind me? With an endlessly waving flag? Good idea!"

[@MrStarkiller17]

Wait, its not true? i sold my house for nothing?!?

[@TheBraunMachine2011]

Still not as silly as Alex "speaking with a british accent wearing a lizard mask" Jones though lol

[@DariusSarrafi]

This guy makes absolute sense... In an insane asylum!

[@Xmetalfanx]

lol @ the start of that clip sounding like Dr. Seuss mixed with Alex Jones

[@Username-ei4ff]

It's easy to be a right-wing conspiracy theorist.

[@TriaMaxwell]

"Lunatic right wing pastor" And the award for redundancy goes to Secular Talk.

[@jakobitaliaferro200]

It’s 2018 and now it’s called geopolitical fan fiction and not conspiracy theories

[@TheMex001]

I needed a good fucking laugh this is gold. Even a year later this is gold.

[@justin5368]

Really punching down there, Kyle.

[@lokchucklindryfry94]

Where do you find these guys?

[@chesterho107]

Lokesh Jyotula it’s in the corner, Right Wing Watch

[@FingerThatO]

Under a rock.

[@EclecticoIconoclasta]

They are mainstream political pundits now in Trump´s era

[@independentvoter8710]

Got to hand it to the old guy...he'd make a great fantasy writer.

[@elupus01]

The entire Trump administration could grow horns, pointed tails, and forked tongues yet still the GOP would be "God's party" and get the Christian vote

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

Impeach Obama!

[@jessecoffey4737]

Um, hello? He's been out of office for two years now.

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

+Jesse Coffey Yes, that's the joke. Although there are people who genuinely believe Obama might be impeached soon. Including, you guessed it... Donald Trump.

[@oscarortiz1529]

Mah guns! Get the Obama feller outta here before he tries to take them!

[@Spencerwalker21]

ScoopMeisterGeneral impeach bill Clinton

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

Impeach George Washington!

[@paradoxdea]

Moans and drones? Lol!

[@TerryTurner]

...Alex Jones has competition for "Bat-Shit Crazy News!" Wow!😮 😂😂😂

[@transformalizer]

Good googly moogly, he's using almost every conspiracy theory cliche in the book. I'm surprised he didn't use the "MUH SOROS" argument. I can't stop laughing, oh my god... xD

[@shelovinthecrew]

Dude just thought of every conspiracy he could think of and regurgitated it in 20 secs

[@NeillGuitars]

It's like he just took a dictionary of conspiracy theories and just read word for word.

[@HFhoffa]

They are deceived ... period

[@Bolgernow]

He thinks if he opens his toy Arch Of The Covenant, his face will melt off Indiana Jones Style...

[@professional.commentator]

Man that pastor basically mentioned every major conspiracy theory that has existed online in the past 20 years. 😂 Although I will give him credit for trying to understand corruption and bribery.

[@patrickbooth8766]

This guy is the deep end. he should win a world record.

[@dabprod]

The guy has his own radio show, Kyle has a camcorder on a tripod in his mommies basement. Stay with Kyle, stay with it.

[@artsloan2295]

dabprod That only proves that this country is full of idiots.

[@dabprod]

Burt.....Yeah, and every one of them have an opinion about something. Washington is full of them.

[@jacksprat418-ju5qo]

How do these idiots keep from drowning themselves when they take a bath?

[@PimpMatt0]

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! ARE YOU SERIOUS...?

[@wyomii]

Someone needs to make a song with this guy's lyrics. "Tapped his phones, tapped his home, sit around at home, with drones..." This guy's a pretty sweet poet.

[@ItzMorphinTime22]

If this was a movie...I'd watch it. 7.59/10

[@Eltrio2]

Guys like this inspire me to one day make a parody podcast where I grab a mike, a random word generator, and just make up the first thing that pops into my mind.

[@charlesgmcd]

I am a Christian, but what most of us seem to fail to understand is that the entirety of the New Testament can be boiled down to, "live your life as the Christ lived his because no person can know when the end times are due." There is certianly more to it, but the basics are in that sentence.

[@REDMKnight]

When he said the Illuminate will select 10 Kings I was waiting for "and each King will be given a Ring of Power. Then, Hillary will wear the One Ring and reveal her true self as Sauron, the Anti-Christ."

[@Bubbles99718]

Well, the "he was a quiet guy" description ain't gonna fly after an episode. He's gonna blow.

[@brianjohnson6687]

I trolled his live chat once. I said Mike Hunt wants to be saved and he read it and turned red. Lol.

[@theuniversedoesntcare]

*Sips Coffee inside Vampire Castle's Throne Room.*

[@veganrican606]

Trump doesn't need help derailing his presidency.

[@KeithCroes]

Yes, there is room for this man in America. It is truly a great country that can withstand such inanity and insanity.

[@misterdirtyharry]

Why would they need to wait for Hillary to be president when Bill was already the president?

[@alienanxiety]

tapped his phones, tapped his homes, sent around drones, they sit around and moan, they eat ice cream cones, and talk on their phones, begging for loans, stroking their bones, garden with gnomes, laying on foams, doing what the romans do in Rome.

[@DoppelgangerJ]

Thank you for giving him exposure, Kyle. You are too kind, boyo. I would not have know who he is if it wasn't for you, Kyle.

[@treehugger3615]

I just know he is another whacko, I'm midway in the video and I don't even remember his name. So no exposure, just reafirming what we already know.

[@VanSensei]

0:46 he desperately wants to say "fuckin JEWS!!!!""

[@dieubermensch]

Self fulfilling prophecy. Its very dangerous and very real... This end times nuts are scary af.

[@dieubermensch]

Patrick Saxon are you a troll or do you actually believe rhat shit?

[@crawdaddy2004]

There were only nine kings of man who were given Rings of Power by Sauron.

[@godking614]

Oh my god another alex Jones clone

[@InnerAnimate]

God finally somebody made video on this fraud , i shake your hands my good sir.

[@nnn43]

Wow video just started and the sheer beauty of the word associative salad is remarkable

[@jessecoffey4737]

Never thought I'd bump into anyone as thunderingly logic-challenged as Paul Begley.

[@johnwatters3431]

Phones, home, drones, moan. 🔥🔥 Mixtape coming soon.

[@SilentOcalypz]

10 kings anointing the anti-christ sounds metal as fuck

[@shway1]

"as my book says in the mark of the beast R.F.I.D" lmao

[@ninjakbly]

Breaking out all of the cutting edge 2003 conspiracy theories.

[@alexbaro]

George Carlin said: "When it comes to bullshit...you have to stand in AWE to the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion...NO CONTEST."

[@rs72098]

Swamp creatures lol

[@unclebiggs1781]

Anyone else get an Alison Hartson ad before this video?

[@philriversider3563]

‘Cats and dogs.....living together!’ End of days.

[@Javierm0n0]

This man just stitched together so many conspiracies he should be a gymnast because those were some amazing backflips.

[@gspendlove]

Man, am I glad the plan just got back-burnered, not cancelled. I made all these Irish soda scones, I bought all those balloons, cut up all these streamers for confetti....good to know the party's still on!

[@jakobitaliaferro200]

Geopolitical fan fiction at its finest

[@HardHatPat]

The Doctor Seuss Conspiracy!

[@Xaphnir]

Is that a Raiders of the Lost Ark toy on his desk?

[@sageohio1864]

Funny how Obama was in office 8 yrs and none of RepubliCants fear came true

[@Warrenmitchum]

He reads Nostradamus he predicted Hitler's reign.

[@oscarpalaciosruiz]

"bullshit that profound" nice

[@ericme4767]

"obama tapped his phone/ he tapped his home/ he sent aroud drones/ and let him moan/" dayum, this guy has a great career as a rapper ahead of him with those rhymes.

[@ananimizyouser1429]

The constitution needs to be rewritten imo

[@brianwimberly7973]

His tinfoil hat has a tinfoil hat!!!

[@playitnextgames8613]

Thanks for the suggestion. lol

[@bryanmcmanus2788]

Phones, drones and moans, oh my!

[@aaron6573]

That guy sounds like my dad after a 12 pack.

[@Seadalgo]

"Tapped his phone, tapped his home, sent in drones, Sat around and moaned." Syq brz ngr

[@hyoukafuwa7609]

Alex Jones - SUPER MALE VITALITY = this guy

[@jimitaco1303]

In his conspiratorial bouillabaisse of secret societies, he forgot to mention the Club of Rome.

[@Briskjungle]

I want this to be the plot to a tv show

[@lostcrusader11]

This guy's legit, he's got the ark of the covenant on his desk.

[@t.j.s8477]

What the host is actually saying is...WHAAAAAAA!!! I want my collusion!!!WHAAAAAAA!!!WHAAAAAAA!!!WHAAAAAAA!!!

[@ColeODriscoll]

Paul Begley’s videos were always showing up in my recommended list for the past few years. I started to watch him for entertainment value. I was hoping you would cover his videos some day.

[@shellyvalentine1374]

THE LOUDER I YELL THE MORE CONVINCING I AM