Trump Raves About Loving McDonald’s While Serving Fries

[@Ironraven001]

Seth's Lindsay impression is my favorite 😂 "You old plow borse!" 😂 I'm dead. 😂

[@WendyDahling3]

MEEMAW!

[@amyjackson8725]

horse. plow horse.

[@kozmosis3486]

@@amyjackson8725 thanks for your help. had no clue wtf he meant but now I get it!

[@vaclavvrobel9036]

Seths Lindsay Graham impression is awesome

[@aceman0000099]

It's a bit out of touch to mock his southern rural background though, of all things.

[@bkbland1626]

@@aceman0000099 If they weren't consistently awful, they wouldn't get mocked. Dig?

[@nelsaf365]

​As a Southerner for a great portion of my life (and my father's side from TX/Ark) I feel his impression is hilariously on point.

[@TheAureliac]

@@aceman0000099 Graham plays up the rural hick image for all he's worth. He's been in D.C. so long his accent should be barely discernable by now. So, as someone who's lived in the south for over 65 years, I'm fine with Seth's mockery. I look forward to it.

[@aceman0000099]

@@TheAureliac well that's what he should have pointed out (or more explicitly so) then

[@Leblribrbrrq]

1:06 "Well, McDonald's screwed up my order again." would be a great opener for Weekend Update.

[@mammawlee]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@dietotaku]

seth definitely got this job because of how well he did on weekend update, it's basically the same gig

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

​@@dietotakuapparently in his first few seasons, they tried to have him do a traditional stand-up thing like Fallon every night, but it was really uncomfortable and he was awkward. So they stuck him behind a desk and let him get back into the rhythm he knew, and everything fell into place.

[@kristinfinke5844]

You're writers are spot on! Not one miss on Trump! OMG!!! Freaking spot on!

[@thorthunderpants7292]

This monologue was on fire today.

[@melissacarrillo2360]

totally!

[@titusrider7948]

"Doesn't McDonald's already have a clown ?" Got that from someone else, I thought it was brilliant 😅

[@richardlee9825]

Come.to think.of it maybe Clowns are offfended being compared to Trump.

[@WendyDahling3]

@@richardlee9825DEFINITELY!

[@rochellestarr9538]

YES,always brilliant referring to a racist as a CLOWN?Its almost as smart as calling a man who caged 3900 children a TODDLER??

[@OneSkyWarrior]

He's just putting out feelers for employment after he loses the election.

[@freebobafett]

They wanted to test market one who used more makeup.

[@Kn0rri]

Rather than fries, please have him serve time

[@joshk.6246]

💯

[@Annacares63]

Totally agree!!

[@adrianpena677]

He's getting ready for prison kitchen detail! 😅😅

[@Cancun771]

A large part of the reason half the country thinks there is nothing wrong with handing Trump the launch codes again is that Biden de-facto pardoned all the Jan 6 ringleaders even back in 2021. With his appointments, Garland/Wray. Not holding any of them to account until the _next_ election comes around sends precisely that message. So the Dems had to switch from "Treason!!1" to "Weird!!1"

[@alwoo5645]

@@Kn0rri mm locking up political opponents because you don't agree with them.....

[@GoodPsychic]

Seth was on fire with his facial impressions, quick responses to audience, and delivering what his writers do so well. The hung joke was gold! And…go Dodgers! 🎉 And “Steve Martin Short”…always total joy.

[@normahawkins3430]

Mike Johnson sucks. Republicans are lost it's not ok what Trump says God help me

[@m.g.2645]

💗💗💗

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Scollins!

[@bearnuts]

Yes! GO DODGERS!!

[@originallilmama]

Seth's "MeeMaw" impression is the only thing I like about Lindsey Graham. 😂😂😂

[@gardnerhill9073]

The "Meemaw" jokes are hilarious, and absolutely nail Lindsay Graham's personality without making "closeted gay" jokes the way a lot of other comedians do.

[@nilulal545]

😂😂 the only thing is correct!

[@AC3handle]

I cannot listen to lindsey graham cracker without having to go into a 'mee maw' bit.

[@darkwinter8]

Hey, Mike Johnson, I am better now than I was 4 years ago (especially considering we're not in the midst of deadly pandemic that was heavily mismanaged).

[@coup919062]

This!! If you live in his congressional district, call him! And vote blue down the ballot

[@gabriellerose3839]

“ Do you want lies with that?”

[@MaxModded]

👏👏👏😆

[@joshk.6246]

💯

[@Muhammadfez1]

Like Kamala saying Biden was completely fine 4 months ago.😂

[@Filmstudent3663]

@@Muhammadfez1and you think Trump and his people aren’t lying about his mental fortitude 😂.

[@johnwattdotca]

@@Muhammadfez1 Are you aware that Biden is the president?

[@brothajohn]

You can always tell when the Oligarchs are breathing down Lindsay’s neck because he goes into total freakout mode.

[@anthonysilvestri4946]

That also happens every time Trump plays YMCA - he just can't contain his homoerotic excitement 😂😂😂

[@OakleyMoodie]

Has he come out of the closet yet? I could care less. Idle curiosity.

[@anthonysilvestri4946]

@@brothajohn It also happens to him when his daddy Trump plays YMCA 🤣

[@undertow2142]

“Please everyone. Vote for trump! They’re gonna release my ‘weekend with a Russian boy in a motel room’ video tape if I don’t beg you” ~Flimsy Graham.

[@ThaiMassageToYouMilford]

@@OakleyMoodie She's a delicate little southern belle. She'll never come out Too cowardly.

[@NewMessage]

Palmer had the club in his pants, Donny has the tee.

[@sherryboles3457]

Perfect!

[@kozmosis3486]

Very nice lol

[@teriphelan-ruden4461]

I've heard his voice so much. I think I'll go batty if I have to listen to him for the next 4 years

[@mustlovefreedom]

The Heritage Foundation (Project 2025 group) and Shady's billionaire backers are planning a solution to the US not having dementia don in office for very long. That should scare everybody.

[@the_great_zampano]

@@teriphelan-ruden4461 yeah, it's like Hitler's voice.

[@Lesajb-ih8ty]

Ive got close captioning on and mute when he talks, he lies plus his voice is boring

[@filmsfoodie]

His voice is so whiny he reaches an octave that sets my teeth on edge. Its like he needs so much attention. He needs a captive audience everyday and he will ignore a pandemic to get it. He creates and/or exacerbates a problem and then brag about ratings. He made absolutely certain that we were all locked in the house and then interrupted our shows to tell people to drink bleach. But his only takeaway is wow a bunch of people saw me today!

[@lenniBn]

That would be the very least of your problems if djt should disgrace our Oval Office. Vote blue. Please. 💙

[@RobertAnthonyPitera]

How f'n creepy is it when Trump says. "..and I love women"? I mean the way he says it.

[@mayberelevant3237]

It makes me shudder.

[@kvd1970]

As he’s fantasizing IN PUBLIC about a man’s Johnson. Sounded like he needed a moment to himself.

[@mj.ray0898]

When he said that it made my skin crawl, almost as bad as when he said women need protection and he'd be their protector. Excuse me, gonna go throw up a lil bit real quick.

[@CanadianSmoke]

"He was all man.", words that will never be used in reference to Donald "Le Champignon" Trump.

[@the_great_zampano]

We call him The Mushy here in 🇨🇭

[@CanadianSmoke]

@@the_great_zampano Some guys have stiff drivers while others guys have mushy putters.

[@gentillygirl545]

😂

[@martinb2213]

Shame he's either too fat or not captain of putting his apron on

[@the_great_zampano]

@@CanadianSmoke 😅

[@jaebee1121]

Four years ago I was living in an itty bitty apartment, "sleeping" on the couch with a knife near by because the neighbors who knew I called the police on them for robbing people were hanging around outside my door. I was on an income driven repayment plan that was causing my student loan debt to go up every month because the payment was lower than the interest accrued, and I was working with a debt management company to pay off my credit cards and keep the debt collectors at bay. Now I have no credit card debt and my student loans are on a standard repayment plan to which I add an extra $100/month to pay it down faster, and I rent a three bedroom house so that I have an office I can work in instead of being parked at the kitchen table. The rent is pretty high but my employer has been able to provide raises every year so I'm fortunate to be able to afford it. So yeah, I'd say I'm better off now than I was four years ago.

[@darlenelarochelle4011]

Good on you! Lets not go backwards!

[@m.g.2645]

😉👏💗

[@Maya_Pinion]

Hall e luh ya!!!! Dang. ✌️⚖️

[@iamhere3442]

@@jaebee1121 And we are not going back. Coming to you from the important Blue Dot in Nebraska. 👏👏

[@marciaeckstein]

​@@iamhere3442feeling your pain as a blue dot in Ohio

[@ingridfong-daley5899]

"I refuse to say what i'm directly about to say."

[@sherinameless1618]

"I refuse to say it unless you beg me. You sophisticated ladies want to hear this, right? Okay, I have to say it. For you "

[@ingridfong-daley5899]

@@sherinameless1618 And there's a little girl right behind him, over his left shoulder. I have to imagine the mom enjoyed answering that question. People take their kids to rallies! But considering what he said to those Boy Scouts at their jamboree, i'm guessing that means nothing to RumpT.

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

Seth and team just keeps getting better and better!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@cappyjones]

0:30 Golfers don’t take showers in a community shower like it’s summer camp or basic training. And what a bizarre lie to make up! Trump is just a weirdo.

[@jonroesler8155]

Wait. What?! Trump just makes things up?!?!

[@WeazelJaguar]

It is Donald's favorite fantasy!

[@LazyIRanch]

"No, the locker rooms at Augusta National, where the Masters Tournament is held, do not have group showers; each player has their own private shower within their locker area, meaning there are no communal showers." (source: _Golf Digest_ and the website for the Masters Tourney)

[@sherinameless1618]

@@LazyIRanch Actual research! You must be a Jackal! Kudos.

[@gfunkeflat6928]

Can someone please tell me Donald's plan?

[@ttburn6338]

"Smaller than expected!" (Stormy Daniels)

[@the_Odditorium_by_CvG]

Everything looks biggly when you have tiny baby hands!

[@the_great_zampano]

Yeah "he was all man" was something he has never heard in his entire life 😂 maybe "it was an old man..."

[@emu_warrior]

she literally said it looks like a small mushroom, lmao

[@DipDuckDive]

Worst 90 seconds of her life

[@LisaMenissian]

😂

[@IgnisVertex]

I feel like that "hung Pence" joke was a Scollins joke. :D

[@LateNightwithStudBuyers]

it's low hanging fruit, so scollins could've popped one off real quick. low, well hung fruit, mother tells me, mmm

[@AdamLacy228]

I concur. 😂

[@KWyck417]

Seth please confirm or deny this. If it wasn't Scollins the correct monologue writer needs to get all the credit

[@Android_Steed]

The moment I heard it, I said "that's a Scollins joke if I've ever heard one"

[@NatalieWilsonDNP]

Definitely Scollins!!!

[@luimaia234]

Damn, my brain melted as trump spoke. I listen to political podcasts most of my days while "doing laundry" and whatever else, even for me he's rambling was too much.

[@the_great_zampano]

I guess that's his tactics: shrinking all our brains to MAgA size.

[@Ford_prefect_42]

What you mean that gripping policy speech of Arnold palmers golf club wasn't the most important issue for you to listen to?!

[@rachelanderson1925]

I have to skip past it. I can't handle listening to it anymore. Literally the rambling and voice to me is like nails on a chalk board.

[@aprilwheeler3949]

​@Ford_prefect_42 😂

[@luimaia234]

@@Ford_prefect_42 I dnt even know who Arnold Palmer is. Im just a humble brazilian trying to keep up with wtf is happening over in yopur country.. But it seems that knowing who Arnold Palmer is would not help me understand anything at all. The only thing i know is he was (allegedly) well hung.

[@whoscares]

I hate it when you guys have a break..it’s like getting my fix when you come back on!!

[@johnbondola3246]

Mr. Rodgers is also from Latrobe. And so is Rolling Rock beer, the beer in the green bottle, featured in The Deerhunter.

[@ingridfong-daley5899]

I'd sooner vote for Cookie Monster than the Orange Monster. "Me love jobs" is at least a decent platform.

[@zenphoenix42]

I'd vote for a politician shouting "Cookies!" over Trump shouting "They're eating the dogs!" any day.

[@Missunderstood103]

Excellent point.

[@sherinameless1618]

I'd vote for Oscar the Grouch over Trump; Oscar lived in a trash can, but he didn't try to make the whole country trashy.

[@doctornova3015]

i would literally vote for a hand puppet before Trump

[@johnofarrell819]

​@@zenphoenix42 I'd vote for Donald Duck before I'd vote for Donald Trump, at least the Duck is not a sex offender.

[@Kllgg]

Lindsay Graham seriously complained about not being asked about Harris when he’s literally there representing Trump.

[@jarretheller2244]

I caught that too. Ol’ Lindsay has had some doozies but that one is up there.

[@filmsfoodie]

I love how Lindsay Graham is mad because no one wants to hear him disparage the Vice President. Like he stayed up writing all these great Harris / Walz zingers and he cant get use them because McDickjokes. But the candidate he supports and is hoping to sway other to support is McDickjokes.

[@michellekccd56]

Lindsay is a strange character. No surprise that his German girlfriend did not want to marry him. She wanted a man!

[@christineherrmann205]

The "hung" Mike Pence joke felt somehow inevitable now.

[@senben9180]

That is one of the funniest seth meyer closer looks ever, bodatious

[@meganatkinson1593]

Ok this News segment is all hits! Bravo, team!

[@Dave1507]

If anyone else with 34 convictions rolled up to mc donalds, do you think they'd let him have a job?

[@Darrel-vm3lt]

Camrad Harris said she worked at M D and got caught in a lie. TRUMP trolled her bad . What a bunch of cry babies.

[@Urza26]

They would. Who knows how many times the hamburglar was convicted of patty theft?

[@sambaker7703]

@@Urza26😂

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

For real! Disqualifying for the job!

[@jailcatjones3250]

Only if they are desperate emough

[@hrmtty]

"I refuse to say it but" *proceeds to say it* 🙄

[@ayejay5603]

Hey, there were highly sophisticated women in the audience, how could he not?

[@lifewuzonceezr]

​@@ayejay5603❤😂❤

[@ElainEmail-m7q]

So, the new menu at the franchise chain is : McDon-Old meal combo is : "TaxCuts Richburger + DeepfriedMiddleClass Fries + LowMinimumWages Drink " 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zenphoenix42]

"The Late, Great Hannibal Lecter Burger" with a side of "They're Eating the Dogs!" Nuggets and a "Golden Shower" shake! Donald Trump eats people, believe me. Many people are saying. Everybody smart knows it.

[@thepadonthepondbythescum]

Proper snark! The recipes...

[@rositasultana3958]

Oh, guys, you’re too much 😂😂😂now that we laughed, let’s go vote 🗳️, bright and early!

[@Zaddy-Lu]

😂😂 👏🏻

[@mammawlee]

😂😅😂Funny anf not funny

[@kebers]

My favorite impression of yours is when you do Lindsey Graham. Hilarious every single time. More Lindsay and his Mee Maw!!!

[@ghilemaer]

CORRECTION: That joke about Pence being hung was great EXCEPT that the correct term for what the mob wanted to do to him is "hanged." Welcome back, Seth! We missed you 😁🐾

[@cass_p]

Can you start running trump's speeches at x2 speed? I can *feel* myself age when he rambles.

[@Meg-z3r]

You're right I feel like my IQ drops every time I hear that filthy voice.

[@kalabangle6450]

Good idea I am doing it myself with the iPhone!

[@___beyondhorizon4664]

And people actually take the time to listen to garbage in person! Did the golfer story help shape the future of the country policy?

[@andrewpierce1588]

And lay the Benny Hill music behind it at the same time?

[@lifewuzonceezr]

I skip skip

[@sharonconnolly3644]

Harris lives so rent free in his head - he went an worked at McDonalds so he could be like her 😊

[@inviktus1983]

it'd be cute if it wasn't him

[@unnimack9687]

Well, Kamala really worked there, and he pretended to do .

[@SelengiaMlawi]

Trump is everything a president should never be 😢

[@greg8106]

​@@unnimack9687 I think it's finally time for her to provide proof and then hit him with that line. I strongly believe she shouldn't jump every time Trump tells a completely random lie but I also know that the Harris campaign is really good at holding onto evidence and letting Trump really get into the lie before they eviscerate him.

[@glenncordova4027]

I guess he thought working at McDonald's was easier than earning a law degree. 🤣

[@treborretsnom6186]

Big Mac with SLEAZE

[@markmac2206]

QuarterTonPounder

[@paulyricca3881]

🥃👴🏻 WHAT IS THIS JUNK????

[@paulyricca3881]

@@markmac2206 🥃👴🏻 NO REALLY WHAT IS THIS JUNK????

[@TheOldHippiebilly]

That last punch was COMEDY GOLD! Kudos to all involved.

[@c.t.5130]

Seth, you had me laughing more than ever. The Italian grandmother... ❤

[@barbiedahl]

I'd vote for an open jar of mayonnaise left out in the sun on a hot day before I'd EVER even consider voting for wannabe dictator Chump. I'll NEVER vote for wannabe dictator Chump or ANY republican.

[@theresam.1886]

!!

[@lindanorton6583]

❤❤❤❤

[@kelleydavis100]

🙌🙌🙌

[@grandmasperfumizmusty]

So much passion put into this and you couldn't even make top comment lul

[@david-wj3wq]

Well said 👍

[@chriswaldron2617]

Served fries, when the store was shut and closed off to people, and to a staged customer 🤣 Yep, the Orange Felon worked at Maccas alright! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Lonewolfmike]

McDonald's came out they do NOT back Donnie. That had to be a fanchise.

[@tanyalance2023]

I live in that area and they closed down the roads and the McDonalds for the day.

[@lindaswanson9328]

And I bet nobody got paid. As usual.🙄

[@lisahenry20]

If I lived nearby, I would be so tempted to go and then just be the absolute worst customer

[@sherinameless1618]

​@@lisahenry20You wouldn't have been able to get close to the place. All the "customers" were pre-screened MAGA-heads, and they didn't get to order, they just had to pretend to be delighted by whatever Trump gave them.

[@yvonnecortes_]

@@lisahenry20they carefully selected the “customers” so they werent REAL customers unfortunately. Everything was as fake as his tan.

[@richardselfridge2926]

He was at a McDonald's. My first thought was, "But, where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns. Don't bother........ he's here."

[@louiebee6745]

Somewhere Mr. Sondheim is smiling!

[@mxswallow]

"Friggin'" was spelled wrong. Love, a jackal. ps - The monologue was spot-on. One of the best.

[@dominicrossitto5890]

The real question that should be asked is if those men behind Trump at that rally wearing the "Steelworkers for Trump" t-shirts are really steelworkers. Since the individuals who wore "Autoworkers for Trump" and "Firefighters for Trump" t-shirts were neither of those.

[@theresalang2208]

I Doubt it ! Trump's been Using Actors....for Decades .

[@normaowens7569]

They were playing dress up 🤣😂🤣

[@kristine6324]

Or if any of them are particularly moved by the origin story of a super privileged golfer.

[@KyleRayner12]

Remember all those men wearing "Women for Trump" shirts?

[@davidgrein6294]

Arnold Palmer's family should sue trump!

[@the_great_zampano]

For what? For having a tiny wiener??

[@AZsportshut]

For what??? 😂

[@canadaclaret]

I don't know that you could sue someone for saying a dead guy was well-hung.

[@TheAureliac]

His daughter has objected that it's disrespectful.

[@kristihackworth6855]

​@@AZsportshutEmotional and emotional anguish. To begin. Trump has no respect. Even after you die. Which is why he buried his ex-wife at a golf course.

[@tlak]

Did trump get a health card to work at McDonalds. They have to sanitize the whole McDs after he leaves.

[@DonoVideoProductions]

That McDonalds failed their most recent health inspection. Look it up...truth is stranger than fiction!

[@mj.ray0898]

Apparently the location he "worked in" recently failed health inspection criteria, including employees not washing hands or changing gloves correctly. I get the feeling sanitation isn't their highest priority. Then again, there isn't enough bleach in the world to sanitize that sack of 💩

[@tonyfan3]

Speaker “Johnson” doing 20 Hail Marys in his head during the interview with Tapper

[@timradde4328]

I almost spit out my coffee on the "Well, MacDonald's screwed up my order again".

[@VictoriaAlfredSmythe]

The Criminal vs. The Prosecutor

[@worthyofdeath]

Real life cops and robbers

[@wisecat11]

Trump is a complete Imbecile! I’m so excited to be voting for people with intelligence & integrity - Harris/Walz. 💙🇺🇸💙

[@robingales6126]

My Russian Ukrainian grandma used to use the word I'm imbecile when they were extremely stupid

[@wisecat11]

@@robingales6126 that describes Trump

[@DavidSmith-sf4rl]

Youre talking about hyena Harris who is crocked most of the time or needs to be medicated? Ok, got it.

[@michaelyaziji]

Your "ehgh" at the start of "Closer Look" was so fast and good. :)

[@neazy106]

We missed you Seth! Had to resort to old compilations of Lindsey Graham impressions yelling at Meemaw.

[@KenneJ-bu7rr]

Ms Lindsay Graham had a hissy fit on how short enough his dress 👗 is to impress The DonOld

[@gerdmueller9699]

Donald Trump learned important skills at McDonalds. These will certainly come in handy in his work in a prison canteen.

[@carleenmulloy481]

Love 😘 you Seth 😂

[@Nan-59]

I’ve never seen Donald genuinely laugh and smile, before now! I didn’t think it was possible 😅 Very strange subject matter that makes this man genuinely happy and cheerful🥺 😅 And SMILE😊!!

[@reneelyndamartinez1362]

I totally noticed that!!! 🍆😆

[@johnwattdotca]

Are you saying the Trump sex video is coming soon?

[@janbarrett4544]

He complained at length about Whoopi being 'filthy' and yet he crafted a speech about Arnold Palmer's 'member'.He is such a hypocrite!!!!

[@deborahbarnes6741]

I noticed that, too.

[@Villager565]

Yup. Kinda weird💙

[@zanagriffith7378]

Thanks for the fun, Seth😊

[@rensed1684]

oh, yes, it's the fun, especially when the biggest clown comes up. I'm afraid that he will win so it will be one big circus, but the bad one, because he is very bad clown, no one will laugh anymore. greetings from Europe

[@FurryStockings]

Feeling so threatened that your opponent worked at a mcdonalds once, that you stage working at a mcdonalds with fake customers, clearly a very strong, level-headed man ;)

[@ashokmehta15]

This is what Stormy Daniel said about trump's equipment: "Tiny"! 🤣

[@boommack]

That Lindsey Graham impression leaves me on the floor everytime 😂😂😂

[@dmfamzo]

14:55 onwards is just pure gold!!! 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@MaxModded]

"Mike Pence might be hung." Now, that is some monumental word play right there.

[@iamhere3442]

I noticed he was not wearing hair-net, while working in the food area. 🍔 🍔

[@Venture_gal84]

Dark Monologue - love it, here for it

[@willwebber6496]

Am I better off now than I was 4 years ago... Let's think.... well the current president isn't telling me to inject bleach while sending rare COVID test kits to Putin, so YES we're better off.

[@jankodes197]

I wonder why the Harris campaign doesn't bring that part more often - Trump had start with Obama economy - then he tanked it with his tax-cuts for his buddies and corporations (and almost nothing for other classes) and finished with disbanding pandemic response unit just before the pandemic and then proposed injecting bleach and horse dewormer - total stable genius moves. So every Harris surrogate should mention that they are now better off than the madness 4 years ago.

[@positivevibetec]

Voting along party lines is what got our country into this mess to begin with. Do research and pick the best candidate that literally has the best ideas. in this case it's Kamala Harris

[@KenneJ-bu7rr]

Kamala is coming up and The DonOld is going down to the agony of defeat.

[@povukpovuk4853]

Vote Blue! The world needs you to! 💙🇬🇧🌎

[@HansPetterBoyesen]

🇳🇴💙 vote for the free world. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@danmcgriff1421]

Vote blue yeah right that's why the country is in this mess

[@TDOTLpodcast]

@@danmcgriff1421how so? Just saying it doesn’t make it factual. Just listening to trump and only trump still doesn’t make it real. Simple checking behind him and making sure what he says is true might show you otherwise.

[@HansPetterBoyesen]

@@danmcgriff1421 No the mess is Trumpopotemus.

[@thyristo]

George Carlin taught me that voting only exists to create the illusion of having something to say.

[@sabinawoods5134]

Wow Seth you were on fire tonight! Excellent jokes and impersonations 😂😂

[@jackdickinson4937]

I love that both Seth and Jon Stewart both made half man half lemonade jokes. It just works so well

[@ScytheNoire]

Fun Fact: Arnold Palmer hated Donald Trump.

[@JBearwa]

His daughter even said so

[@subry2007]

The child in the back bored af and confused af is the true face for the entire crowd

[@Kata-l7l]

Wendy's and Burger King can not buy better advertising for their restaurants than Trump working in a McDonald's. I will never go to McDonald's ever again.

[@Kevmaster2000]

it was an individual franchise owner who arranged the stunt. Closed the McDonald's and only allowed his campaigns prescreened supporters to go through the drive thru. McDonald's as a company likely weren't involved with this franchise owners decision.

[@cc1k435]

​@Kevmaster2000 McDonald's as a corporation isn't saying much about the GOP generally these days, so I'd say boycott them if you want, along with a BUNCH of other places. 🤔

[@HeadacheMachine]

In any case, a healthy decision, dude!

[@alwoo5645]

@@Kata-l7l I'm sure they're worried about the loss of business from you.

[@mammawlee]

I hadn't thought of that!

[@ruthsmith1089]

Love the guy behind Trump’s left shoulder. Has no smile and a hat with UMP on it!

[@TNBVB]

😂😂😂 Love Seth!!! Hilarious show. Thank you 💙💙💙💙

[@jessefowler2733]

Now it makes sense why trump#'s favorite song is a Gay anthem.

[@charlesalan5999]

What are you saying? Closet gay!! ….MAYBE!

[@yvonnecortes_]

@@charlesalan5999listen…i have the hardest time believing DonOLD has ever been a real ladies man. He does not give off any real manly vibes at all. Not to mention he doesn’t seem to know a damn thing about women. N the way he goes on n on n on about men would make more sense if he actually was gay.

[@LazyIRanch]

Fun fact: YMCA has communal showers, but at Augusta National, where the Master's Tournament is held the showers are private! At Augusta, and most likely all country club golf courses, the players have individual private locker rooms with private showers. Famous millionaire golfers are not strolling around naked in a communal locker room together, checking out each other's "putters".

[@bearnuts]

Not that there's anything wrong with that! Jerry talking too George 😅

[@KenneJ-bu7rr]

And Ms Lindsay Graham didn't make it to that rally to dance 🩰 besides him when they were playing YMCA.

[@KyleRayner12]

"Cherry-pick a few lines out of a two-hour event"? The Arnold Palmer part clearly took at least 10 minutes.

[@charlesalan5999]

Cause that’s the “best” bit!!

[@skyegypze3982]

LOL. Cherry picking is ALL fox does. That and outright lying. Ask Dominion just for starters.

[@adamf663]

"Would you like lies with that?"

[@FACTFUSION4THETRUTH]

This McDonald's location should be focused on adhering to critical health and safety standards instead of hosting political stunts. In March 2024, this establishment was cited for serious violations, including employees not washing their hands properly before handling food or switching gloves, as well as failing to wear hair restraints. These lapses put the health and safety of customers at risk. While this location has not been linked to the ongoing E. coli outbreak, it serves as a reminder of how easily foodborne illnesses can spread when food safety protocols aren't followed. Proper hygiene and food safety should always be the top priority in every restaurant to protect the health and lives of the community. Raising awareness about these issues is crucial, especially when lives are at stake.

[@14Mechatronics]

Props to whichever writer came up with “You old plow horse” 😂

[@lilianevanbel3123]

Fake? Fraudulent? Was Hannity describing himself??

[@theovanderstorm3171]

Was Hannity not in that Jimmy Kimmel video with Dave Batista in the first scene. If not, he should have being.

[@vidar5762]

Every accusation a confession

[@samuelvimes5770]

so the communist Kamala that copied all of Biden´s policies has not one plan .... Sean spent a lot of time in Drumpf´s ### to make this sound logical

[@blauwegaai]

The jokes were on the money today 😂 especially that Pence one.

[@russellthomson1775]

Donald McDonald, diaper Don should not be allowed anywhere near food with his poopy pants.

[@danaalbrecht3935]

His face already looks like he tested the heat of the grease with it 😂

[@whisper_dvm5157]

Jon Stewart did the same quip about Arnold Palmer being half tea. Only he said lemonade. So between Jon and Seth, they Arnold Palmer’d the Arnold Palmer joke

[@karenhill3356]

On second thought, I think he knows exactly what the YMCA song means and he’s with it🎶🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶ain’t nothing like strong hard talented maaan

[@LazyIRanch]

He does seem to have a bizarre fascination with other men's genitalia. Very weird! BTW, the YMCA has communal showers, but the Augusta National golf course where the Masters Tournament is held _does NOT have group showers!_ "No, the locker rooms at Augusta National, where the Masters Tournament is held, do not have group showers; each player has their own private shower within their locker area, meaning there are no communal showers." (source: _Golf Digest_ and the website for the Masters tourney.)

[@hellhound1389]

Trump went to McDonald's to experience what it's like to work at a successful business

[@jaxxon98]

Or what it's like to work, period.

[@angelachase7763]

The whole McDonald's thing was Staged as usual, smh .

[@danmcgriff1421]

You do realize Trump doesn't really work at McDonald's don't you

[@zenphoenix42]

@@danmcgriff1421 Well, DUH: McDonalds doesn't hire repeat felons.

[@jayharyu927]

@@danmcgriff1421 Sweetheart, what do you think the point of that giant waste of time was?

[@rustyshackelford312]

and the idiots voting for him don't care as usual.

[@HoldThatThought248]

Him being a smart and wealthy businessman was all a mirage and him being a good president was nothing more than magic trick a bunch of smoke and mirrors

[@longlivedemocracy756]

Great show, Seth. You and the writers (and Wally I might add) all “kilt” it tonight! 😂

[@willhahn3201]

Longtime watcher, first time Jackal... But id love to see that seashell graphic match Trump's expression

[@jeannineguarino4010]

This was golden 😅

[@thunderousapplause]

...showers?

[@tracyharrington6976]

That man is just vile.. There's children at that "show" of his.. A child is right behind him ffs. Palmers daughter said that Arnold thought dumpty was a vile, horrible man that looled down on everyone.. He wanted nothing to do with him.. As for the McD's stunt.. Staged to the highest degree.. Place was closed and only his crowd let in. The worker had to tie his apron ffs and he's for the people 😂😂😂😂 Wake up America he's only in it for himself and all the money he can grab while there 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@theovanderstorm3171]

He just wants to stay out of jail. If he loses (and he will) he is going to claim insanity.

[@KenneJ-bu7rr]

The parents should be ashamed of themselves by bringing their children to hear that foul language coming from a 78 year old 😮 who still acts like he's 8, SMDH.

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

Trump apparently watched Peter Griffin from Family Guy on his 'You know what grinds my gears?' show and thought that ranting on national television was a real job.

[@patton303]

14:29: Manipulation is blaming someone for their reaction to toxic behavior.

[@susanrobinson910]

Seth’s rant was incredible! Those are the exact same thoughts I have had!

[@Geminias]

Are you better off than you four years ago? 13:50ish... uh yeah. Everyone is. The economy was completely shut down 4 years ago. If you can go into a store without a mask - you're better off than you were then.

[@kalabangle6450]

Ikr also since when does flimsy graham go on tv to discuss Kamala’s policies!

[@Moekoffee2001]

Palmer is how Trump likes his jurys

[@hamsmcham3238]

Hung 😂😂😂😂

[@CAP198462]

A Palmer is what Donald calls it when he “helps himself” 😉.

[@reneelyndamartinez1362]

😂😂😂

[@jerrykimberly9455]

😂😂😂

[@gingerriviera3654]

Dead?

[@KirkHammettBitMe]

00:54 "Mike Pence might be hung." WHOA! One of the funniest unfunny things I've ever heard.

[@PROBOT-pv6ez]

I was about to correct your "HUNG" for "HANGED" but then I got the joke.

[@nanasewdear]

I wish Donald Trump was with Arnold Palmer RIGHT NOW!