Construction Simulator 2022 gameplay part 1

Sometimes you just want to take a big ole digger and build some stuff. Welcome to a short let's play of Construction Simulator. There'll be more, and depending how much it lets me do without holding my hand, quite a lot more.
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[@tommeyer9391]

The gravel load flattened out as you went. It was in a pile when you first loaded and it went flat during the trip. nice touch

[@KoeddkHD]

It actually fell off some of the times at least. First turn out of the gravel fill point, he losses 1 or 2% of the content :D pretty cool!

[@alexubel]

@@KoeddkHD So it doesn't work like cement then. Because you could pour it out on the street for hours and not lose a drop out of the mixer.

[@GretchenDawntreader]

it's a good thing Hape re-parked your truck while you were putting gravel on the tracks because you had left the truck parked over the tracks for when the train suddenly blasted through ;)

[@aircooledorion]

bingo hazmat a man, shock and horror I won't be able to sleep tonight.

[@mrhipbone]

More sandbox less handholding required. A bit of work on the physics engine is still needed but the basic premise is good. I'd like complete freedom so Colonel can build himself a bunker in the middle of a roundabout should so desire. Also any gameplay that forces you to back a trailer is always entertaining. 🙂

[@Cbyneorne]

"There are all kinds of problems afoot. Let's see if we can't make them better and/or worse." Words to live by.

[@ronburgendy8394]

as always the germans have you covered. Its called "verschlimmbessern"

[@seaape1070]

What an unexpected delight. You know what else is a delight, you Colonel.

[@ajaxengineco]

Don't know how the sleepers got removed - I suppose some locals knicked all the chairs that held them and they fell off! 28:45 Double Whammy!

[@KerboOnYT]

The Colonel and simulator games, a match made in heaven

[@StewartEvans52]

Have to say mate this had me in stitches,thanks for the entertainment

[@KG-xt4oq]

Thanks for the laughs, CF. I watched another YTer play this the other day and got bored after 5 minutes. You kept me engaged the entire video. Oh yeah, that train line looked similar to the roller coaster you have going in TF2...lol. j/k

[@papasmurfette007]

Now if only this game and TpF2 could interface. I can just see Bingo Hazmat knocking down Mrs Miggins' house 'accidentally' while widening the rail corridor...

[@onefoxtwoone6681]

great vid - was laughing so hard. more please

[@OldManNeville]

The Colonel's antics make any gameplay fascinating to watch.

[@huseyx2]

Nice to see real life landmarks in the game. I always wondered if it was possible to drive through the Karlstor in Heidelberg and now I know.

[@pliskenmovie]

They forgot about making friends with the local mafioso, and providing burial services.

[@mr.veddle9899]

I truly hope that this becomes a regularly scheduled program. And that you are unable to find anywhere to rent a wood chipper.

[@cabe_bedlam]

I love Bingo's helmet.

[@ah13stu7]

The Colonel back to his old shenanigans. Excellent stuff. Now, back to work.

[@colmortimer1066]

The seems like it could be a great game, but the hand holding and simple mechanics totally hold it back. It would be nice if they had this as easy mode, and then had a harder more realistic option where you have to do more, and not just snap things in the right place and need to do more than hold 'G' to clear a bunch of debris. It might be nice to see if the games opens up any as you play on but right not it's restricting a lot of player fun.

[@jamesknauer540]

OMG as a kid there were Tonka Trucks made of metal generically called "diggers." This game is absolutely beautiful!

[@ashuggtube]

I love the GET TO WORK sticker on your hard-hat

[@Wolfgangtailchase]

Rebar Mesh, thats kind of a good dozerverse name.

[@peterthecoderd.1210]

Reminiscent of "The Three Stooges."

[@papasmurfette007]

If Bingo has to wear the helmet all the time, maybe he should have been named Emmental instead...

[@RazzUK]

Brilliant stuff, this is hilarious! :D

[@roberts_irregular_random_rec]

Nice playthrough - thanks Colonel. Very enjoyable. I got a kick out of this part (no, not your crazyness, just the games weirdness): 14:25 - The boss says to the rookie: "Listen . . . " - , while the rookie is still wearing his soundproofing ear protection.

[@plankliveriesold]

Colonel failure digging himself a hole. Maybe for a later episode :)

[@AurthurRamaty]

Was that Jeff around 29:30? Now we know you have a sidekick offering assistance we'll be listening out for him.

[@Lone_GamerUK]

Never knew Construction Vehicle Rally driving was a thing, gta stylely - 👌 Always a blast, hold on all, Vehicle Insurance and viewer discretion advised. :)

[@pterrok5495]

Not at all sure why a simple garage has a MAJOR BUILDING CRANE nearby! And it's not like its needed to unload the mats, which got loaded at the store with no fuss...;-p

[@Croz89]

When you said your construction company name was "The Professionals" my first thought was how well that theme would fit the bombastic intro. But I bet the KZbin copyright sentries wouldn't like that.

[@gradjepeeters43]

unseen Alway's a thumbs-up ! ! Motormouth you are the best ! !

[@darkmelancholy]

"Hape Message" sounds like a dozerverse character

[@HentisRail]

Just glad It not me that drives like this then lol!!!!

[@alannorfolk6263]

Great 1st episode ty 4 playing this not sure if i will get it.Iused to drive a MAN truck a few years ago (horible truck to drive )although i never quite drove it as agressivly as you lol not quite as

[@GaryNorthants]

Had me in tears laughing, awesome :)

[@poilboiler]

How did he notice the truck is almost out of gas? He never went near the cabin. Unless he siphoned some fuel while you were cleaning he shouldn't have a clue how much you have left.

[@RowanMackenzie]

There might be a game setting to turn off the navigation blippy things on the road

[@The1402784]

Thank you Thank you Thank you . Awesome game thank you

[@ossiedunstan4419]

If went underground , you would not make it past induction, would then be charged with intentional breaches of duty of care and OHSE, and spend 7 - 14 years in goal( For the attempted murder of your whole crew). Good thing its a video game :)

[@anumeon]

Powersliding almost as well as Rig Stig from the old Top Gear Lorry episode.. :)

[@afacelessname1378]

If you were as famous as Squirrel you would have had your logo already in the game 😁.

[@Prosonic]

i agree with the psychics thing it should be like farm sim, and my PB is 26 bales of hay on the starting pickup truck if you want to try

[@Frankestein01nl]

Same shit, different year. Updated graphics, bit better physics... already pre-ordered it, waiting for it to become the 20th of september 2022. Have a great dig! ;)

[@maidenminnesota1]

Seems like they've improved this just a teeny tiny bit over CS2015. I'll need to see more before I pass further judgment. You have your orders. Now, get back to work! 😉

[@Pjs-ge7gk]

"way more gas less than that".... there are people that will believe there aint nowt wrong with that.

[@ashuggtube]

Oh I’m excited for this!!

[@KevinMcMullin_TV]

Remind me never to get in any vehicle with you...

[@jontaylor1652]

Lmao, we're two minutes into the simulator and the truck is on it's roof.

[@dirtydishes2148]

Was hoping to see you give this game a whirl. Should be an enjoyable run if the game doesn't limit your adventures.

[@toolflex]

Hape looks more like Colenel Failure than Colenel Failure does...

[@METALFREAK03]

Didn't expect to see you Sir.

[@mrmacc1312]

😂 love your commentary Bingo Hazmat where do you get these amazing names!!!

[@RowanMackenzie]

I have to say, that driving physics looks a little worrying

[@erikvaid2560]

So I take it this is the 'Going Through the Backdoor' DLC for GTA 5 then?

[@Nyruami]

Wow, if you fill up the truck at today´s prices, your company will be broke before the game starts,

[@EmperorStorky]

Will it work on the Steam Deck ?

[@DoctorMagdaki]

Are they sure that the storm that destroyed much of the town wasn't Colonel Failure playing Transport Fever 2? :)

[@adamsmith2758]

How is this not a back to work segment? Lol

[@samuelsiva3713]

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[@animaltvi9515]

Do like the look of this game. Bit it does seem to be aimed at multiplayer . Can do it on your own but it will be a long slog. .

[@martinthoresen3536]

no Bannerlord today? :U

[@TheOneTrueGriswel]

Is it the one coming out the 20th? Published by astragon? Looks good so far!

[@speedbrake22]

Yep that’s the one

[@dreweboygaming]

Please tell me that we can have your logo on the helmet!!

[@papasmurfette007]

Hopefully so. BradM73 already had his provided by the devs...

[@dreweboygaming]

@@papasmurfette007 so did raptor but they aren’t the colonel 🚜

[@EuropeanOnion]

🤣🤣

[@SilverMe2004]

1:11 this game is rubbish he didn't use 3 points of contact when climbing out of the truck! So unrealistic!

[@lings2431]

how to download?