Convos With My 2-Year-Old - "The Crack" - SEASON 3 PREMIERE!!!

[@natalielawyerchick]

Aww Coco is learning compromise. "Ok you can like turtles later". So cute.

[@sooskca]

"cute" huh

[@ChristinaLouise44]

I once had a 10 minute conversation with my 3 year old cousin about whether or not she could take her hairbrush to heaven. It was a real concern for her!

[@parizagillani8640]

Christina Meek if you get 666 likes the hairbrush will go to hell

[@oafkad]

The production value in these is SO high. There should be at least another million views. Come on now. Great stuff.

[@katelama2591]

For me it only says 488,563 views

[@littleolliebenjy]

Says only 817,289 views for me

[@nikkiewafflez6918]

No it is no where near 1 million, But it is an amazing video

[@tasiyeahh]

"You can like turtles later but first you need to like horses" I had to pause the vid because I was laughing so hard XD

[@ianrbuck]

I'm glad I have learned about bum evolution.

[@rubity_]

Haha, me too!

[@parizagillani8640]

Ian Buck I don't understand

[@MomoAkechi]

"Cracks are really crooked, but my bum isn't crooked like that." My favorite part.

[@Ananyas200139]

MomoAkechi i read this comment when the line came on XD

[@theevilmasterofhugs2]

omg I can't get enough of this, so glad it's back XD I loved it when he was like 'oh yeah. how did that get there? I didn't break it or anything.' child logic is hilarious

[@hereincalgary05]

I'm subscribed to A LOT of channels on KZbin but this is the only one to make me laugh out loud. Bravo. Genius production value, and the truth is always funnier than fiction. Best to you and the most precocious Coco.

[@ConvosTV]

That's so cool. thank you!

[@hereincalgary05]

You are most welcome :)

[@lazyboy395]

This makes me wonder how kids make these rules in their head You have to like horses. You can't call her mom. She's the princess Etc. It's still HILARIOUS

[@littlekittenlover2117]

Don't forget, "because I'm naked I'm The boss"

[@Apryllm]

Littlekittenlover yass xD

[@sasikala_saminathan5261]

Well this isn't a rule but, "Because you wish bish a bondy fish" LOL

[@sophiarenee6438]

+lazyboy395 I love how when they converse or "roleplay" she makes up his lines.

[@cocomilktv]

Well played!

[@rocks1012]

XD this one was so awkward for me. "I don't have a bum crack" "I just have a line" - "I'm sorry what?" - "I have a line in my bum." XD keep it going. These are hilarious! I especially loved "Playtime" from season 1 "Say, can I play with that toy?" - "uh, can I play with that toy?" - "no, you can't, because you wish bish upon you fish." XD I cracked up!

[@MegaEpicjay]

that was great, coco was adorable when she said you can stop explaining now.

[@loribella5763]

"You can stop explaining now" I lost it......keep them coming! Sooooooo hilarious

[@MockingjaySea]

Coco knows what school's about. YOU WILL LIKE HORSES!

[@ElzChick]

Coco will be so embarrassed by this when she grows up xD

[@ryuko4478]

ElleSophi she should be proud xD

[@Lillpixeychic]

She seems ok with it lol

[@TheMomof6boys]

Missed you guys. Glad you're back with Season 3. :)

[@AlteregoKoda]

"How'd it get there? Coz I didn't break it or anything." Hilarious!!

[@stephanimarblestone2167]

Matt your videos are so amazingly funny!!!!whenever i'm depressed i'll just watch one of these and i'll feel better!!! keep up the videos!!!! and i love your dimples,too,lol

[@ConvosTV]

stephani marblestone That is so awesome! Thank you!! much love

[@jacquelinegallagher3648]

+Convos With My 2-Year-Old I love your videos so much! .

[@cutieluvpie37]

Lol "you can stop explaining now" i feel the same way when my dad explain stuff but goes on forever

[@CandaceSheppard]

Best birthday gift yet, a new video!

[@LauraBayyy]

happy Birthday!!

[@CandaceSheppard]

Thank you!

[@GamerGuys555]

Happy borthday

[@CandaceSheppard]

Thank you!

[@Muxaroh]

Happy barfday

[@muskiej5]

Now that I think of it, cracks are usually crooked. I would think of a bum crack as more of a split.

[@kristinamartinez623]

I feel that exact way when explaining things to my three year old..I go on and on and then I look up and I'm just like uhhhh, totally lost him.

[@YCFTCG]

These guys are geniuses: "Dang, Coco is getting older and soon will start having logical conversations...TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER BABY!"

[@jozina1]

She already has a sibling. So who know's. :D

[@jesusisking93]

That's what I was thinking Lol. !

[@sky_lerwrites1373]

"It's like a deep...crack." That look of disturb though.

[@bbhowie139]

"You can stop explaining now" laughed too hard

[@tirrat1630]

Funniest part for me is when 'coco' puts her hand down in her pants. How can he keep a straight face filming that??? Hahahahaha!

[@dwgalviniii]

I feel so violated, but so much more entertained...I'm so confused.

[@misswhitegrape0225]

"OK class, can you tell me what's inside a horse's bottom?' I laughed so hard.

[@eleanorbreheny5007]

when i was four i was walking with my mum and she told me not to step on the crack and i didnt know what a crack was. when she wouldnt tell me i started crying

[@KayPierce]

YEA! You're back!

[@Mister_B_]

Whose back?

[@TaylorTDHouse]

back again

[@alinkaalicja1698]

you're*

[@Samurai0316]

What's wrong with his back?

[@stevenrwh]

My back?

[@Saphire5742]

So excited you're back!!!!!!!!!!! "It's a line, not a crack" , what a smart and perceptive little girl. Also Love her expression as dad's explaining. So funny!!!!

[@annadios]

Explaining bumcrack evolution. Can't wait for that part of parenting if I ever have kids =p

[@kathleenelizabethschneider9417]

"Ok, you can like turtles later, but first you have to like horses"

[@preciousteel]

Coco...one of the most deepest children out there! "Cracks are crooked I have a line on my bum" :) Welcome back!

[@peterreed175]

Your daughter is absolutely adorable! I love how you spend so much time with her! Keep up the good work. You are a blessed man to have such great friends and family.

[@mahyuhhh]

OMG! Thank you TheFineBros for bringing me here! That was HILARIOUS! XDXD Cant Wait To Watch More Of Your Videos! This was The 1st One IO have Ever Watched!

[@LilBluSky0417]

Omg lol! "I didn't break it or anything" hahahahahahaha! Totally 3 year old logic! Your daughter and my son should meet up... rhe conversations would be epic!

[@Glidergirl10]

I love Coco so much.

[@AravahStar]

LOL!! perfectly done ; ) "you can stop explaining now" this is something you'll hear a lot.

[@j3nn_3d]

Yay! New season! Well done!

[@juliaschnieders2613]

I just came across this, and I laughed too hard. I love the part where you're told you can't like turtles right now. My 4 year old asks me questions then whispers that I'm supposed to answer differently. I thought it was just her. Hah!

[@zoenokes2658]

Matt, did you know you have the best dimples? :)

[@ConvosTV]

I do now! Thanks! ;)

[@zoenokes2658]

Convos With My 2-Year-Old No worries ;)

[@Kicksno1fan]

Matt is so handsome/adorable 😍

[@madztrolling5936]

Guys,MATT IS MARRIED AND HAS KIDS!YOU CANT DATE HIM!!!

[@Kicksno1fan]

+Madztrollin Guys are always drooling over Matt's wife. Why don't you go ruin their fun too?

[@1111MC]

Thank God you're back. I missed your channel like crazy. Best part of the week.

[@jennielouises]

Those who say this conversation didn't happen have obviously never spoken to a 3 year old! My niece and I have these sorts of conversations all the time!

[@tatertott2412]

You made us wait so long for season 3... But it was worth it. This is my new favorite episode. HILARIOUS!!

[@marielephant1]

"I have a line"

[@nlicky]

I was wondering why I wasn't watching new episodes of Convos With My 2-Year-Old in a while. There was a break for Season 3 to come out, but luckily I remembered to come back and look for new episodes, and fortunately I am one week after the premiere episode. Thankfully I now have more videos to keep up with since these are always great to watch, and this one was another good episode.

[@RaveenaSingh95]

I never critically thought about bum cracks. Hahahaha.

[@cocomilktv]

It's very important!

[@artsiemama]

yeah! laughed so hard. did not expect that bum shot. David, u r awsome to bare it all for a good story. great job as always guys. Coco is so precious!

[@mrssarkazz]

I have a line in my bum lol

[@MinimiMax]

I love how every time Coco asks a question and it's answered, she says "No, say [insert answer]"

[@Anna_Stetik]

Once again, Coco has made her father look like a dork. Wait till she hits her teens.

[@daddydilfanator9549]

Were almost there

[@emmaquh]

I love convos with my 2-year old, it makes life seem better.

[@Crucis119]

That was super awkward.

[@jackiecieri]

this series is easily one of the funniest things on youtube. it always puts a smile on my face.

[@madisonhaefling7876]

psychoticgiraffe It's, a crack..M DYING!!! XD

[@kazzywaz67]

Iuuyyafkiyy

[@reneesmith1743]

Sooooo happy that you are back! This totally made my day!!

[@SwtFamily1]

Tonight while we were all eating dinner my 3 year old stopped eating and let us all know dinner was RUINED... by a cyborg!! He was so serious and dramatic ^.^ lol

[@Anna_Stetik]

Now that is funny.

[@deannabruce2587]

Love that you hang her art on the wall like that. It's very sweet

[@mohammedjalloh7658]

That was the most awkward convo with a 3 year old ever. Seriously.

[@jubileeYAVEL]

oh it can be MUCH worse

[@retsil042]

Thanks for these great videos. We've been working so hard to get my 4 year old Autistic daughter to talk. It's really hard for us to get eye contact and words. We are starting to get toddler driven conversation and/or requests. It is refreshing to put myself inside the head of a developing mind of a typical toddler. I really look forward to these kinds of conversations.

[@nanaesio.nyarkoh2858]

i have a line in my bum - it's not a crack :D

[@itscammy364]

It's so brilliant how they came up with this

[@ceauxdibrooks]

Nothing like having a 3 year old making you feel dumb. :D

[@priyaray6958]

This is one of those comedy gems you can't get enough of. Subscribing!

[@leandrodude]

Any other Whovians automatically think what I automatically thought.... Or... Nah?

[@IamSamys]

That... would be an interesting location...

[@lunahh]

The first episode of the eleventh doctor the crack in the wall XD

[@Rose-bi2rg]

nah

[@rachael2458]

ON MY GOODNESS YESSS!

[@meeramoorthy4215]

#whoviansunite

[@zarinnawar7338]

This was probably the most awkward and funniest video they have done up till date!

[@ehehyeye1066]

Why don't they just call it a BUTT LINE? The thing that's funny that is that they always have these awkward pauses in his vids. XD

[@TheFlyinSquirrel]

This reminds me of when my little sister was around that age. She used to do silly stuff like that all of the time. Kids are the best :)

[@JoshuaHilbig]

yay, you're back!!! xD

[@MrNamasa]

Right up Saku and Shaiah's ally.

[@I_am_Allan]

LoL oh my ... this is hilarious. :D Reminds me of an old joke... Why did God make the crack's in our bum like | and not ---- ? Cuz if He made 'em like -----, when we went down a slide, they'd go (place finger between lips, moving it up and down, and making blrp blrp sound)

[@luciusneochojin307]

Funny episode but(t), a bum crack happens because your legs have muscles to move, 2 legs, 2 muscles. The confusion at the end made me despair.

[@AwesomeCat2012]

OH MY GOSH! This was soooo awkwardly hilarious.... holy moly, I did not expect to see David's crack for most of the video. LOL

[@langfordfirebuff3704]

This cracked me up. :)

[@CoJau911]

You could have saved a lot of time by just saying "pull your pants up, Coco!" lol

[@brookemoran3666]

the shaytards brought me here

[@cocomilktv]

Thank you Shaytards!

[@anndaniel2323]

God, I love it when he puts bows in his hair!!! Cracks my shit up.

[@Flames5123]

So cute!

[@min-yl1ln]

these videos never fail to put me in a good mood

[@awesomenessanonymous475]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT FOR A SEC

[@nrolli]

That moment when you realize you watched all your recent sub videos and then you see a new Convos!!! AHHHH

[@dsatt57]

I'm thinking I want that necklace!!!

[@trv9632]

By far the funniest one yet 😂😂 I lost it at "I don't have a bum" LOL

[@ryanthomas6063]

Not recommended to be watched in class lmao :)

[@DaveDoomm]

I have waited so long for this. Loved it. It's good you're back

[@TacoHawk76]

For the record, humans have such large bums (relative to other animals) because we need more-powerful-than-average bums to stand up and run around on two legs

[@yaoi-uke5029]

"I have a line in my bottom- it's not a crack." XD I... LOVE... THE LOGIC. Praise the Family forever more♥

[@cocomilktv]

It actually makes sense doesn't it!

[@brucebanner5285]

Yeah, this conversation didn't really happen.

[@allifaye2913]

Youd be surprised

[@erikawelch1424]

"Hmm, yeah, how'd that get there?" LOL

[@emilybroome188]

So........... That happened.

[@blutarsky3106]

I have to say that I just started watching these videos, and they're well written and hilarious.

[@pinkham4corgis]

Please tell me there are bloopers for this episode!!!! :D

[@wynnebriana2]

I just saw David on witches of east end..good actor:)

[@JuliaMichellScentsy]

#whatsbumcrack lol

[@IlaughedIcried]

I laughed harder than I have all week. This is just gold.

[@cocomilktv]

Thank you!

[@HaileyCMartinez]

You can like turtles later

[@MattTheOtaku]

Happy to see these videos back!

[@bortmaximus]

This is by far the weirdest conversation. I mean, it doesn't matter toddler or adult. It's just weird.

[@royaltyking08]

Fantastic, love having you guys back

[@slenderman.9542]

I LIEK TURDLES

[@letraerwilson5165]

Fine, you can like turtles later, but first you have to like horses.

[@ronmaesantiago3547]

Finally! It's been too long. I hope we see more of the real coco. I really love her.