Cook by the Book! (GTA 5 Online) Part Two

[@mitchellwhite2798]

"She's got the perfect horse ass" - Ross Hornby 2016

[@TantalosGF5]

God this is the best channel on KZbin, funny as hell every single time. How are you guys not at a million subs yet is a fucking mystery.

[@nightgirlpuppy]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate 13:59 when Ross got out of his car then just died

[@BIoknight000]

That thumbnail is honestly the greatest image I've ever seen.

[@SintelSnow]

+BioKnight I think Trott should definitely dye his beard pinku.

[@rorytowler3464]

The lazy town (Lil Jon remix) is the best thing you will ever see

[@felicitas2143]

Honestly crying with laughter on this one.

[@winnetu9142]

comedy on point as always. what a great way to end the day.

[@Justsomebiggerman2]

damn you Mr. Poopybutthole where is rick and morty? stop watching 3 grown man talk about cooking and get to Work!

[@winnetu9142]

+Justsomebiggerman2 hoowee still waiting for season 3 to come out

[@Woodninja099]

I like the song "Pleasure Elf" by my FAVOURITE KZbinrs Hat Films!

[@adzo202]

Ross and Smith attempting a Geordie accent was heartwarming

[@faithlunt]

The Lil Jon version of cooking by the book is so funny 😂

[@Liquid_Fun]

When Trot put the song I lost it.

[@magoichi75]

I'd love to see someone put hat films in the mlp universe. Such rampant destruction to follow would be glorious

[@RedLipClassicKara]

"CLIP CLOP MOTHAFUCKAS!" - Smith

[@lynettebr]

Actually Ariana Grande was Nickelodeon, not disney channel. thank you

[@NitoriKun]

+lynettebr God damn it! You beat me to it, you schoolboy bich!

[@PeregrineX7]

I love how everytime a car blows up in GTA, the body takes the care to climb out of the car, stand up, and then die 13:57

[@hd_harold7587]

Chris Trott? More like Chris Clop.

[@DoctorDraxion]

freaking hell now this song is going to be stuck in my head, THANKS TROTT

[@durkle1120]

it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

[@Hspecialsx]

As a Geordie i can say i loved the Geordie/Scottish/Yorkshire accent very much.

[@Celldwellerz]

can we get hat films greatest hits summer season ?

[@cloudsora]

13:17 for some Ross and Smith action. "We both Fucked" -Ross Hornby 2016

[@DeLePlays]

Have these guys not heard the lil john lazytown mashup?!?!

[@DeLePlays]

RaketenKuhGewehr it is certainly something special!!

[@RaketenKuhGewehr]

DeLePlays That it is, certainly.

[@ElMoppo1]

+DeLePlays WHAT!?

[@DeLePlays]

Moppo you know you cant be lazy

[@thomascarter1346]

+DeLePlays I'd like to take the time to point out that the main actress for Lazy Town got arrested for child prostitution.

[@Doublefistshaboing]

I'll pile on the candy It's such a pretty sight Makes the food taste dandy But my tummy hurts all night I'll put in some ingredients But keep the rest for me I'm not just disobedient I'm careful, can't you see? It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake If the way is hazy You gotta do the cooking by the book You know you can't be lazy Never use a messy recipe The cake will end up crazy If you do the cooking by the book Then you'll have a cake We gotta have it made You know that I love cake Finally it's time to make a cake Making food is just like science Will tools that blend and baste And every fun appliance Gives the food a different taste It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake If the way is hazy You gotta do the cooking by the book You know you can't be lazy Never use a messy recipe The cake will end up crazy If you do the cooking by the book Then you'll have a cake We gotta have it made You know that I love cake Finally it's time to make a cake We gotta have it made You know that I love cake Finally it's time to make a You gotta do the cooking by the book Cake

[@jaytiafy]

The banter is so good

[@durkle1120]

Lazy town is my childhood jam

[@jeroenblonk]

please tell me you heard the lil jon remix

[@SilentFaces]

That lazy town song is now in my head. Thanks Trott

[@BurningToast22]

Manimal is a song by Wasp

[@nakenmil]

+Greg Kerti It's also a comic book series and an unrelated TV-series.

[@NinjaTofu0]

+Enthused Norseman My god, that TV series!!! I used to watch it when I was still a wee babby, like 4-5 yo and I loved it. Last year, I kinda remembered this show existed and looked up the transformations scenes on youtube... man was I disappointed! 😂 😂

[@nakenmil]

NinjaTofu I loved the announcer who said the title. "MANIMAL!" XD

[@fauwrn]

Cooking By The Book remix ft. Lil Jon edit: thanks TheMateoHV for correction

[@RealDids]

+Ben Thorn YEAH. OKAY.

[@ghostisblack]

+Ben Thorn YES I LOVE THAT VIDEO

[@smakerr]

+Ben Thorn it's perfect

[@TheMateohv]

It's Lil Jon not Wayne

[@UrgeNexus]

Manimal was a tv series starring Simon MacCorkindale about a man who turns into animals and solves crimes. It ran for one season in 1983.

[@Chyrnobyl66]

so proud of Trott knowing the Iron Maiden lyrics

[@katr_i_na]

+Chyrnobyl66 wish he was still in his metal band so he could give us all a proper rendition

[@Helldhaz]

I know right, it's shocking a massive nerd has heard of one of the best-known songs of a heavy metal band.

[@littlehouseontheprepostero8457]

The Manimal is Kenneth Fareid, center coming off the bench for the Denver Nuggets i believe

[@joemallinder8681]

+littlehouseonthepreposterous He's a PF

[@littlehouseontheprepostero8457]

joe mallinder My bad. I couldn't be asked to look it up and i just assumed, which was wrong of me.

[@joemallinder8681]

+littlehouseonthepreposterous The Nuggets are irrelavent anyway, so i'll let this slide

[@em_birch]

Clusterfuck is my favorite pony too.

[@winnetu9142]

She has such great character.

[@tenebraebr]

+Emmy Nyan I'm more of a Tittysprinkles kinda guy, you know...

[@cammro]

the guy that plays Waluigi in Lazy Town is called Stefan Stefansson and he's been a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain his entire life as he does fencing, tap dancing and sings in baritone

[@sinternet8455]

that thumbnail is the stuff of nightmares

[@deen1789]

*wet dreams

[@Lumski_Music]

If you pause at 2:00 as there talking about the bass being broken the wall agrees with them, don't know why i noticed that.

[@Revtheoryhellyeah]

+Calum Shaw You're crazy wtf

[@miquelfire]

I heard that cooking by the book song, but never knew where it came from.

[@jackmasini8701]

Every song from views is my fav

[@Curator134]

The weird thing about Byker Grove was it was filmed in Benwell

[@cloudsora]

Omg you guys just make me laugh so hard sometimes I question why I still eat and drink while watching these.

[@aidentyson7999]

That song still gets stuck in my head xD

[@hero_of_camlann]

Yogscast already does Pokemon TCG videos, when are we getting My Little Pony?

[@CrossBreedTacoHD]

DAMN IT WHY ISN'T HATFILMS GROWING FASTER!!!!!

[@smaaack]

+CrossBreedTacoHD KZbin has a system where it deletes old subscribers, so on average, Hat Films are only growing about 500 subscribers per month. Its kind of annoying, as channels like Hat Films, seem not to be growing.

[@kaylas4254]

I wish you guys would come do an event in Chicago!

[@Rikkitikk]

I would love to see these guys play Dark Souls 3!

[@Yawnymcsnore]

proper loving the general shouting and brony hating on this one.

[@xray606]

So I'm sitting there, doing my weekly productivity report. Suddenly, I hear cars racing, and two missiles come flying through my office window, and blow the whole place up.................... WTF?

[@KarstenOkk]

+xray606 le epic meme bro. dtjo later?????

[@spyrellephea1105]

+xray606 'Don't suppose you've heard a man muttering about doing things by the book?

[@RedElectrik]

Is trot being in a different room the reason there are less musical interludes within the conversation

[@RedElectrik]

Cus if so put that mo fo back

[@salem3248]

Being so sick one throws up is made quite a bit better hearing about the New mlp.

[@spindleproops]

Gotta do the cooking by the book! That'll be stuck in my head forever now :(

[@preachercaine]

Manimal was a show in the 80's why the lead could transform into a panther and....a bird of prey of some kind.

[@VideoSage]

When they transitioned from MLP to trading cards, I thought they were going to bring up the oddity that is furoticon cards. (NSFW- as anything Hat Films talks about should be.)

[@ArdanTheHalfDragon]

The concept of furoticon doesn't disturb me so much as the idea of a bunch of dudes playing a trading card game about sex.

[@VideoSage]

AtHD Just imagine that old Image of the Dogs playing poker... except now they are fat blokes in horribly fitting Fursuits...

[@ArdanTheHalfDragon]

+Video Sage fursuits don't bother me... 'cept the sex kind.

[@EvanWinfield-u7s]

welcome to the meme

[@xXxCactusJackxXx]

so this is why there was a lazytown thumbnail before

[@StephenFlagg01]

"Manimal" was a tv series from the 80s. It was about a guy that could change into any animal. It lasted a whole 8 episodes. Funny enough though, I remember watching it as a kid, and I was sure it lasted for years. But it was bad. Really bad.

[@Threeheadedgnome]

6:05 Jesus Trott got absolutely wiped out how did that even happen?

[@andybuckley869]

+Threeheadedgnome Smith riddled him good

[@Eyepatch______________________]

Can't believe this

[@LCFTW93]

Flutteryshy's my favorite...

[@Quetzal-coatl]

X whispered in a fluttershy voice X yayy

[@onelopes16]

We all know the real reason for why Trott is in a different room... Restraining order against Smith! XD

[@samosajoe5649]

#LazyTownSyndrome

[@miketrulson5950]

Can someone please make a compilation of the best hatfilms qoutes

[@tomgrover9639]

new battlefield in ww1 sounds good

[@hendas9763]

Love the thumbnail

[@melancholymelon4413]

I don't understand how they are struggling so much to get to a million

[@weplaydthis]

KZbin subscription and views as a whole are declining. You should be surprised that they're growing at all. Not that they aren't awesome, coz they are, but the numbers are stacked against them.

[@melancholymelon4413]

WePlaydThis Ya, I thought as much. Even Pewdiepie's views seem to be going down. It seems strange to me that with rising populations and greater access to the internet, that this would be occurring. KZbin is dying and popular content has become cancer. Kinda sad, that this is happening...

[@Helldhaz]

Because they appeal to a very niche audience, and are massively offensive to the vast majority, it's not rocket science. "Popular content has become cancer", quite.

[@IstarIkiller]

Are they really not in the same room now, and for what reasons if so. Sometimes its hard to tell when they are joking or not, they are just always funny.

[@JammyWaffle]

+IstarIkiller I think it's because they all kept screaming during others recording sessions.

[@christianpoulsen4164]

+JammyWaffles But now they just scream in two different rooms? i mean being in the same room or using VO to talk makes you scream just the same. You might be right tho, i was just wondering aswell why only trott is in a room by himself.

[@JammyWaffle]

Christian Poulsen They could have moved Trott farther away. You could usually hear them on other videos and some livestreams shouting (It's pretty funny to be honest)

[@IstarIkiller]

it wouldn't make much of a difference either way, now they would only disturb more people. Instead of 2 they would be disturbing 4.

[@JammyWaffle]

IstarIkiller Not too sure, if you have three people shouting in one room it'd be loud, move one person away there's less noise, maybe the rooms have a bit of sound cancellation but with three people it doesn't work well... maybe ask them during a stream.

[@ZanthoraFace]

Manimal is a song by W.A.S.P. but i doubt that's what they're thinking of

[@nikeeweston]

Yessssssssssss hat flims or flips, not films ...

[@gameboxjman6304]

FIRE EXIT

[@gamer_ninja4887]

Prince

[@Ooglyeyes]

Rage videos are soooo good

[@oliveoil1988]

1:13 yus Maiden

[@web2student]

Oh crap is that vintage meme making a comeback?

[@ChrisS-xb3kj]

Idk if they read youtube comments but Smith...Battlefield 1 trailer out. HYPE

[@fyukfy2366]

They should make an agreement with the Yogscast that they don't play the same tracks in GTA

[@TheMateohv]

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

[@shiin3937]

gotta make the PUDDIN BY THE book

[@jackbfm894]

guys "666" by Getter and ghastly is a song XD

[@ned6464]

"Sacrifice is going on tonight!"

[@orirsnrsigursson6428]

manimal is a song by the germs

[@lukeantonystevens2942]

Manimal is a movie

[@alackofcaring9662]

is lazy town still a thing? my brothers watched it like 7 years ago!

[@eurodraco]

Trott is an ABDL. It is canon.

[@chihou5627]

8:00 who's Katy trott!?

[@xdzohah]

That's what I'm saying!!! Come on trott!!

[@jocelyntilley376]

+Jordan Saez His girlfriend

[@Chido_Agent]

Katy is Trott's girlfriend. They've talked about her before.

[@austin2583]

His pet fish

[@aimeegates]

trotts girlfriend Katy x

[@HarrIock]

Why are you talking about Lazytown? Is it 2006 again, has Trott been going to YTMND?

[@IstarIkiller]

+Chris doubt it, we are the only two people who do.

[@joaotinoco6040]

what is the trompet song called?

[@morganhammerton6747]

the lazy town girl turned out to be a prosy

[@TheKingOfTheHaters]

So are they all not in the same office anymore?

[@mark63424able]

Oh God

[@lolianz]

Yarr harr fiddle de dee! Being a pirate is alright to be!

[@neilywhizz]

Too Good or Redemption

[@hxy8429]

One dance

[@koeimaster]

When they were talking about ponies I was worried they'd return to the clop obsession

[@koeimaster]

+KingBobbito I'll pass on both I think haha

[@funnydank8064]

ROOOY THE SHIP

[@AmamMcMam]

8:19 Not a great time to take a sip of your drink.

[@summoner1451]

Today i learned that the girl from lazy town was born a day after me... I always thought she was younger.

[@summoner1451]

scorpio 795 I meant like a lot younger. Not 24 like me.

[@Blackrain7070]

didn't trott say on twitter that he was an uncle? maybe his niece/nephew is old enough now to watch Lazy Town

[@drtroll4756]

increase upload rate by 1000%

[@acn2k10]

"Hold on, hell naw, like Britney spears I wear no draws"

[@Brickcellent]

Smith you were so close, there was a track called "9" on Views.

[@redmonika9187]

nice

[@henry3031]

Manimal is Kenneth farieds Nick name (he is a big black guy that is super athletic and plays basket ball)