Cookie Clicker 100% TAS - 622/622+17 Achievements

[@UnderscoreAqua]

i was confused until i saw that the tas was changing the date really fast, super smart!

[@deadpocke]

if you think thats how time is being manipulated then ur wrong cause in the description it says something else

[@michaurbanski5961]

​@@deadpocke It literally says in the description that date time manipulation was used here

[@deadpocke]

@@michaurbanski5961 and it also says this was done by abusing lag compensation from having low framerate ( or something like that ) which is part of the game instead of changing the computers internal time

[@michaurbanski5961]

No, it says that date time manipulation is used to abuse lag compensation, not the other way around

[@Wheatly_Portal2]

@@michaurbanski5961you won him lmao

[@mm3shadowman982]

This might be the single most incomprehensible TAS I have ever seen, and I have seen the Super Metroid wrong warp TAS

[@fo-ef8qo]

if you wanna be baffled by a run I reccomend baba is you

[@kiwi_2_official]

@@fo-ef8qo shill

[@Frommerman]

You've never seen OOT Triforce% have you?

[@shrekiscool4743]

​@@Frommerman the Minecraft any% tas is pretty insane

[@mm3shadowman982]

@@Frommerman I have, just think that a speedrun that takes 5 centuries of IGT with rapid reloading for dailies is a bit more insane.

[@MasacoMike]

0:44 me when run across a road filled with bells and mud

[@EeveeDSI]

Same, whats ur reason tho? I posted my opinion on twitter.

[@Fahimlol]

​@@EeveeDSI X*

[@cringe_magistr]

So true, happens almost everyday

[@Professor_Utonium_]

LOL WUT

[@N25_CT13]

relatable

[@СавелийИванов-ш3м]

Made in heaven! Sugar lump production will accelerate!

[@chexe91]

is that soggy cat

[@Xedronic]

whenever i see @user- followed by a sequence of letters i think that's just a comment bot, it should probably be good to report them(?)

[@midasvijfwinkel6116]

​@@Xedronicthose are actually very commonly East-Asian people

[@miwice-_-]

@@Xedronicno!!!! That’s the default username sequence when you haven’t set one yourself. My 2nd KZbin account has a similar pattern

[@СавелийИванов-ш3м]

@@Xedronic is this the new way of calling people bots on Twitter?

[@typenullgaming5741]

the fact that the date changing alone would take over 400 years really cements the fact that orteil really wanted us playing until we died

[@fruityb0wl232]

honestly, can we really blame him? he’s given us an evergreen game that’s even been fan-ported to the 3ds through homebrew. and years before AAA gaming has fallen to the sorry state it’s in now. having a game i know i can come back to with consistency and always still have fun with is a gift nowadays

[@arttukettunen5757]

and then 75% of the run is getting the golden cookie shadow achievement because the requirement is ridiculous

[@artificialair]

All but 2 achievements are gotten 1:30 in kekw The golden cookies and the cheat menu one

[@cameronbigley7483]

In fairness, it *is* a shadow achievement. I remember getting Black Cat's Paw legit and I was ecstatic lol

[@pikaenerd]

How do you get it?​@@cameronbigley7483

[@someguy14845]

just wondering, what does that entail?

[@quirkyturtle134]

​@@someguy14845clicking 77,777 golden cookies

[@cheeseburgermonkey7104]

This little maneuver is gonna cost us 501 years

[@C4_Shaf]

Don't be gentle into that good night.

[@Shyguymask]

A new historic, absurd TAS run finally. I missed this.

[@bonkdotioimealol]

i feel like im gonna get a

[@KeloMellow11]

This makes me feel like

[@randomyoutuber4189]

I think I might just

[@Poopen-Farten]

daddy shyguy plez nake peeveezee weejio

[@starling000]

​@@Poopen-Farten abomination

[@Seydaschu]

You are going to turn our entire real universe into paperclips if you keep TASing like this.

[@robertmajor8947]

Or actually godlike reference, I remember that game (universal paperclips)

[@RubyPiec]

At least no universes of antimatter will be made yet...

[@watchoutforeg]

@@RubyPiec as someone who has e15000000 antimatter, youre wrong

[@RubyPiec]

@@watchoutforeg TAS alreay has eee15000000

[@watchoutforeg]

@@RubyPiec danmit

[@diribigal]

5 centuries later

[@NikoCubeRoot]

cookie clicker, but 999999 sugar lumps, 27777 golden cookies and Infinity everything

[@Omabatfartsbruh]

one eternity later

[@Kieiros]

501 years, 7 months, 11 hours, 54 minutes, and 43 seconds in only 10:56.13...

[@sdf_96]

more like in 33 seconds

[@wafflestcattash4818]

The tas changes the date

[@milk5856]

@@wafflestcattash4818 really?? didnt think so

[@wafflestcattash4818]

@@milk5856 sarcasm?

[@milk5856]

@@wafflestcattash4818 ofc bruh

[@jongyon7192p]

Oh my god i always wanted this since Cookie Clicker first came out. It's here! AND OF COURSE ITS *YOU* WHO DOES THIS!

[@avitaltagar]

It's amazing that 20x speed looks almost exactly the same as normal speed

[@RGC_animation]

I'm gonna need a summoning salt video explaining every single frame of this Tas lol.

[@SakhotGamer]

Hey guys, did you know that you can 100% cookie clicker in less than 12 minutes? Here's how to do it!

[@just_peace]

More like 4 centuries, but hey, we've got the power of time travelling and gaming with no moral obligations on our side

[@shawnruby7011]

​@@just_peacethis is not a moral%

[@DullahanKai]

@@shawnruby7011 I got that reference

[@time-is-restored]

after spending actual days of my life staring at that stupid garden, this video has healed something within me. amazing work

[@RadiantPercival]

0:47 I've never played Cookie Clicker before what FRESH HELL ARE THOSE THINGS

[@catty6151]

They are shiny wrinklers, so basically there is a 1 in 10k chance to get them, and this tas manipulated to get them for an achievement

[@naplockblubba5369]

Funny Goobers

[@Maffgiraffe.]

grandma become an eldritch horror

[@Mabi19]

Whoa, that was really cool. I have a soft spot for ridiculous TASes of games like this, and this absolutely deserves to have a lot more views than it does. It's so much more awesome than what I've done with The Password Game. Phenomenal. I'm running out of adjectives.

[@OnlyTAS]

Never thought you could TAS that

[@ftsdftsd1141]

Pretty sure you can TAS most things

[@ftsdftsd1141]

Come to think of it, you can TAS real life speedruns aswell, a TAS is a Tool Assisted Speedrun, so all you would need is a tool to help you do it, doesn't matter what it is as long as its classified as a tool.

[@RubixstewYT]

​@chinsaw2727 Imagine the self driving cars just turn to take the most precise turns and barely dodges traffic just to cut like 2 seconds.

[@fakestory1753]

I don't even know cookie clicker have a ending.

[@GeneralKenobi69420]

This whole video just oozes "483k views - 12 years ago" energy

[@bggamingdeluxe5658]

truly one of the tool assisted speedruns of all time.

[@4louisMC]

The date part is the one thing that humans will never be able to do. And everything else is also just insane! How are we supposed to keep up 😭

[@linuslucke3838]

You can change the system time?

[@Filipex13]

​@@linuslucke3838try changing it every milliseconds

[@linuslucke3838]

​@@Filipex13"The one thing humans will never be able to do" And spamming 27777 GCs in 10min is something a human can do? No but you can do it slower

[@Mat-8071]

I know what you really mean, but this was actually done by a human: they're just using a tool that makes them able to do things that a normal human can't do without it (just like every other tool) Just wanted to point that out since I've heard some people think TAS means AI or "bot" or something like that (not necessarily anyone here though). To be clear: I definitely am not saying TAS should be compared to or compete with non-TAS but at the same time saying that a human didn't do something just because they didn't do it with their bare hands kind of undermines all the effort they went through (but again I know it's not what you meant, it's just that your statement is technically incorrect)

[@linuslucke3838]

@@Mat-8071 This one is actually just a script, it's in the description Every input is coded before by a human, then it plays back You can run this on your own PC and the exact same thing happen

[@MikeOShay]

Wait, does the +17 mean every shadow achievement too? Freakin' yowza

[@eggboidoesstuff2433]

yes

[@Dylanthegreat2008]

Drangoon is now probably sad now.

[@noobingtonsyt8492]

No, this bot took centuries by changing the time and also used open sesame cheats

[@fox_four]

I need a 5 hour video explaining this 10 minutes TAS

[@moai9552]

I haven't the slightest as tobwhat just happened. Magnificent work

[@NintendoNerd64]

the beginning: you feel like making cookies, but nobody wants to eat your cookies. the middle: Universes are collapsing, shit is exploding, and cookies, are, EVERYWHERE. the end: you feel like making cookies, but nobody wants to eat your cookies.

[@late_nightrobo]

0:14 we getting seizures with this tas 🔥🔥🗣

[@RichConnerGMN]

wha,,, huh???? there is a desperate need for an explanation video

[@Marisad]

what even happened during the frist 10 seconds

[@HappyGingerWolf]

The main thing is that the TAS is moving the date forwards extremely quickly to farm faster

[@_Epidemic_]

Check the description

[@RichConnerGMN]

​@@HappyGingerWolfi think there's a LITTLE more to it than that

[@Megaforcer]

@@RichConnerGMN Yes, the github readme explains everything.

[@squalamander]

Awesome run I like how it sounds like a duck pond in the first 40 seconds

[@progect3548]

LMAO

[@Cool_kid_the_real]

0:35 I like how the date constantly

[@Mikko-Maggie-More]

Me too, I also like how the date constantly

[@N.Nocturne]

Yeah I agree, it was very

[@AlexandreBugado]

When I noticed that, I

[@white_out]

I was surprised when

[@_Dio_Brando_69]

It's really cool how it

[@seazeiscool]

this is so true

[@Cookiedude06]

hi seaze!

[@seazeiscool]

@@Cookiedude06 meow

[@elekitu2718]

this celeste map looks weird

[@batterybrainz]

That ascension at the end is such a badass way of ending the video

[@migsy1]

This is unbelievably amazing. I don’t even know how you’d begin to make a TAS for cookie clicker! Great work!!!

[@ElleTGC]

Can't believe we got a prophetic vision of Cookie clicker speedruns in 2472

[@estenslop]

thank you lesbian nasa for this awesome video

[@snowfloofcathug]

I don’t know who you are, Lesbian NASA, but I salute you

[@whyarewestillhere6381]

Cookie clicker is one of the few games where the TAS creation time is comparable to a human playthrough

[@marvelchandra8081]

Bro decide to travel back in time just to speedrun this game and play it for centuries just for us. Respect

[@kasai1575]

Great TAS! I'd love to see a Universal Paperclips TAS too

[@hellopersoniguess8419]

pretty cool tas! i've never actually seen any discussion over the abuse of date/time manipulation before. i think the two issues i have with this are - latency frame inputs (javascript is single threaded, I don't really see a good reason why you inputting an action would interrupt the already executing Game.Loop function) - impossible rng manip (is calling seedrandom whenever you want really rng manip :P the random func only has 128 bits of entropy or something) one minor issue i have with this is - some of the gcs cover the ui, which means you can't keep clicking lump refill and fthof without getting rid of at least some of the onscreen gcs (well, you can resize the window i think but the tas did not do this), but you can fix this by just getting more gcs so not really a large issue. i guess this also includes clicking buttons that are not even visible (like, the buildings below portals). btw, a tas under the same rules can be done in under a second with sleep mode timeout :)

[@randomnpc445]

Wow. I thought the infinity cookies thing in the thumbnail was a bit of cheeky clickbait. I didnt expect to see that in game for real like, 1/3 into the video.

[@linuslucke3838]

They got like 700 on screen GCs using carm+fthof+time skip abuse and then just used Dragons Fortune

[@quarteratom]

So 503 years. Good job.

[@monodia180]

I have witnessed insanity in its purest form and it is beautiful

[@thisinduvidual]

0:43 "Dashing through the snow" "In a one-horse open sleigh" "O'er the fields we go" "Laughing all the way" "Bells on bobtails ring" "Making spirits bright" "What fun it is to ride and sing" "A sleighing song tonight!"

[@Elliot-ot9ng]

not many people can get so much to do so much to see in only 7.57 seconds. impressive!

[@bird_the_3rd]

Good job, you beat the game in 400+ years yayyyyyy

[@vincentpham991]

Wow, beyond impressive! Well done

[@catsolo97]

Dragoon has a new enemy

[@ghostagent3552]

I'm not using autoclicker guys! It's a secret trick where you press alt+f4 while chugging down some cola with mentos in the volume menu.

[@esteb7496]

Wow this is actually one of the most impressive thing i’ve ever seen

[@hevnet]

only commenting because of the pfp, lesbian NASA is the last thing i expected to see on youtube

[@blkmge]

That escalated quickly

[@strawhatsteve2198]

0:50 Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ring tingling toooo, come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with Yooou.

[@drantigon]

Now this is very nice for my eyes and won't cause a restless night

[@fistnamelastname5437]

oh my god this is so awesome I love it so much!

[@marmaje69]

Bruh 480 years forward? This is one hell of an idle game :0

[@ilexdiapason]

the click sounds happen in such perfect canon that they sound like sleigh bells

[@ThePistonPlayhouse]

That one freind when you start a Minecraft server:

[@manutosis598]

MADE IN HEAVEN

[@Patashu]

I didn't know you COULD TAS Cookie Clicker!

[@max-abobea]

This is so good my grandma started breakdancing after watching it

[@MechMK1]

Would be really cool to have a commentary on this

[@plolakopa]

Thanks sjmhrp

[@unfortunatedisgrace246]

the noises are weirdly satisfying

[@yesimrealhuman4245]

This feels like if all of cookie clicker was downloaded straight into my head

[@mosstheboss3764]

In ten minutes it did what has taken dragoon years to accomplish

[@weelolol]

when you wanna play cookie clicker but are on a bathroom break

[@OgerponIsACutie]

This isn't even ascending to heaven anymore these cookies are just "made in heaven"

[@xiutecuhtli15]

Would it actually take five centuries for a human to do this, or is it just like changing the calendar on your computer five centuries ahead?

[@Kripahhhhh1402]

I don't think it's humanly possible without manipulating something.

[@MeowZeOwOdong]

The fastest someone has ever 100% completed the game was in about a month or less, using some VERY advanced strategies.

[@figlldegrak]

Actually, the maximum speed is exactly one year, if you don't manipulate the date, since one achievement requires you to manage your save for a year, real world time.

[@_Epidemic_]

If you decide against spitting in the face of the god of time, Dialga, then it would take a few years JUST to get the sugar lumps needed. But while you’re waiting, if you played consistently enough, it would be completely possible to do this in those few years. The real hurdles would be the ridiculous shadow achievements about clicking golden cookies, casting spells, and getting a shiny wrinkler. But if you put in a few hours every single day for multiple years, then you can probably get all of the insane achievements.

[@MeowZeOwOdong]

@@_Epidemic_ actually, you only need a single year to get all achievements including all shadow achievements, this is because of "So Much to do, So Much to see" which requires that you spend a whole year playing. Without that, the fastest completion time is in a month, thanks to the fact that you can get 10 sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets, then you can build it up again and sacrifice it again, the fastest method allows for about one or two days between sacrifices.

[@notEdge]

this is a joke right? at 0:13 he goes from 2,410 cookies to 101 million cookies in a single frame

[@dc5260]

Did you not read the title, its A TAS it can control the entire rng

[@palladianaltruist8047]

The machine always performs frame-perfect inputs and always gets the best possible luck. A human would not be able to do this, but the bounds of the game itself allow it to be “possible.” Most importantly, a bug that causes the game to run at 152x speed is in effect.

[@Arcanilumia]

One small correction, judging by the lesbian flag pfp, pretty sure the poster is a woman

[@sweetypuss]

​@@Arcanilumia chances are, it's more likely to be a man pretending to be a woman for online brownie points

[@linuslucke3838]

Cookie Storm and click all of the cookies first frame

[@TheLiverX]

That's what I call being years ahead of competition. Quite literally.

[@Charcoal190]

This is amazing. Nothing more to add.

[@maxmanchik]

Ah, yes. The classic 300 years playthrough. Nothing unusual

[@Nightweaver1]

Humanity would be a Type III civilization by the time you managed to do this manually without TASBot.

[@flarmie]

How capitalists think the free market works for a minimum wage worker when they "try harder":

[@kronostitananthem]

they had Infinity cookies "You feel like making cookies. But nobody wants to eat your cookies."

[@somikr9998]

Cant wait till we see what's going on in 2472

[@Vexlev00]

Dragoon is sobbing

[@Redstoner34526]

Insane Tas

[@Romdara21]

"You've been on this run for 183230 days"

[@StormerSage]

Edna, age 840 *Local woman points out historical inaccuracy regarding the Crusades, remembers being there.*

[@culhacol]

Didn’t know it was possible to TAS clicker game. I’m kinda curious to see what a Cell to Singularity TAS would look like 🤔

[@lukef3284]

Nobody's talking about Edna being 840 years old.

[@ideac.]

A speedrun that ended in 2472 DAMN

[@suspicioussand]

Ah yes, a "speedrun" that only took 500 years

[@LarryLoud500]

I love the short farming break in the middle

[@iPhone18ToasterfrLOL]

bro went 448 years in the future but from 1970 it would be 502 years from 1970 to 2472

[@Spoki-cb5bg]

My biggest flex is I understand what is happening.

[@AivaAava]

Cookie chain never stop!

[@texasred8424]

MADE IN HEAVEN!

[@bogbert7019]

oh good, horrors beyond my comprehension

[@Streammzzz]

Whilst impressive, I noticed that in the code the default rng was being replaced by a custom function to force specific values which kind of goes against the spirit of a TAS in my opinion. It's one thing to start with a specific seed, but complete forcing values?

[@trevorBbracket]

guy says "check this out" and warps to a post-history world; obtains WR time

[@amongus_moment]

omg lesbian nasa??? so epic

[@MagicRose03]

Love your pfp :3

[@BenjiAndStuff]

Holy rip this is insane!

[@dorianjack]

Now I need a 4 hour video breaking it down

[@rubiksmath7938]

Would this actually be able to run in real time? I’m somewhat doubtful since it’s a browser game and the rate of actions being performed would surely lag it out on even a top end pc, right?

[@4FS-l6q]

isnt this sped up like the text at the top doesnt change that fast and the cursors move super fast