Cookie Clicker: The Final Achievement

[@Dragoon45]

Doing Vera's voice made me sick for 2 weeks, so buy my merch when it comes out in 2030

[@janika-k4s]

pogger

[@RandomQualityGaming]

Hi

[@crazyjack746]

Cookie clicker desecration

[@Flyingknife]

Im gonna buy it right away

[@doggofighter8024]

yes sir🫡

[@butterstutter7303]

This man alone is creating the lore behind cookie clicker

[@quindledingle-zt6mp]

This man is the lore of cookie clicker

[@ShadowCubeGT]

​@@quindledingle-zt6mpthe man of lore of cookie clicker

[@FLXNANDOGAMING]

Literally the lore of cookie clicker

[@christinefarrell6178]

Yes😂😂😂😂

[@christinefarrell6178]

And don't like your own comment 😠 please 🥺

[@sosnox]

As a wise man once said 'one must imagine Dragoon happy'

[@princenot]

sisaphus or something like that

[@jackchong5176]

Another wise man once said 'one must beat Vera'

[@dabmonster911]

the struggle itself towards getting every achievement in cookie clicker is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine dragoon happy

[@FLXNANDOGAMING]

One must imagine Dragoon goes outside

[@Idontfuckingknow-e8v]

Will he quit?

[@The.T_]

Part 6 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has enough money so he can buy a plane ticket to Vatican City so he can steal the pope's hat

[@clxckworkss]

this peaks

[@Liambadcod]

I don't think he wants to get arested

[@Lima-Bean-Yes]

@@LiambadcodYou mean that that’s what you think Dragoon is Australian so he will do anything for a good war

[@JDD-qr5mp]

Give him $15 next

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

​@@Lima-Bean-Yeshes Australian?!?! I'm Australian too, holy shit, no wonder he drew Australia so well.

[@12awsomevideos]

I love how Dragoon literally just included a whole Spore run in between doing cookie clicker lore. Never change Dragoon

[@Garrett_Hawke]

I was legit suprised when I saw Spore gameplay in 2024

[@mycanadianlife3528]

@damsen978 why?,the spore gameplays fine

[@launderine]

@damsen978 you are watching a youtube video wrong, somehow do better

[@Blockkaptin77]

Bro I will genuinely watch dragoons insanity no matter the game, you should too

[@Prokaxx]

@damsen978 10 year olds complaining when they arent watching their faked personality unoriginal gaming youtuber play an online clicker game and instead have to deal with the horrors of someone with a real personality who makes entertaining content:

[@Droub_]

As a cookie clicker player myself, half of yall don't realise how many hours Dragoon has put into this game. He AT LEAST has over 1000 hours on it on steam by now. Some achivements takes hundreds of hours EACH, so hats off to you Dragoon for getting so close!

[@9thLevelFireball]

I'm sitting at 96% achievements myself. We all must push forward.

[@aCreativeNamee]

He showed a screenshot in this vid where it was at like 560 or something

[@Am_Cookie2436]

He showed it in the video, 593 hours. Bro is built different

[@banananablu1084]

Your crazy​@@9thLevelFireball

[@Unchainedsoul3]

I got all the achievements and my playtime is like 850 hours

[@hunter52341]

i never knew that Aatrox voicelines fit so well with Terraria Calamity music

[@Liam842withextracharacters]

correct me if i'm wrong, but is that the skyblock mayor?

[@ΙακωβοςΤσαντηρακης]

@@Liam842withextracharacters no its a champion from league of legends

[@sinclair_number1_fan]

the side story of the villan sounds like yhrim like "i hate fucking dragons and i want to kill them all"

[@Clapkreag]

He sounds like a chaos marine from warhammer dawn of war

[@pokemonfanmario7694]

​@@sinclair_number1_fanYharim... hating dragons???? He hates GODS bro! He hates them because they GENOCIDED the dragons!

[@peytonambs6032]

this was not only an update on his cookie clicker demise but it was also an entire playthrough of spore with lore added like this man is a genius

[@michaelgamel5915]

Just a thing that I just rendered but if you're looking for a spore videos with this same kind of lore (but waayyyy less chaotic I don't think anything can be more chaotic then a dragon video) then I would check out bogboy

[@matthewmubiru5495]

@@michaelgamel5915woooooooo I forgot his name Thank you for reminding me

[@Flurrfyy]

Dragoon entire channel is like 11 different characters going on all at the same time with every single scene overlapped on top of each other. A true masterpiece of storytelling.

[@TheNathanator]

Didnt expect Dragoon to be citing The Way of the Superior Man to overcome Vera but im here for it

[@chakra6666]

on a very serious note, the sheer quality of the narrative continuity in your videos is world-class. banger

[@dseanpourier9093]

nah, this video is ass. iI want to see cookie clicker, not some bad spore gameplay with corny voices. It break up the pace of the video and the audio is way to loud too if when he keeps switching form gameplay

[@dianavasile6949]

Play cats are liquid for my lumi

[@thebevan]

Dragoon your failure to get every Cookie Clicker achievement AND rap again gives me PHYSICAL PAIN, EMOTIONAL STRESS, ENRAGEMENT, DIABETES (from not eating enough cookies), SYMPATHY FOR MORGAN AND VERA, etc. If you want me to support you again you're gonna have to prove you deserve it

[@266art]

True

[@theunknown479]

Morgan, you have competition

[@sergavet]

@@theunknown479he doesn’t, he is DEAD

[@sergavet]

You have a good point, imagine coming this close and giving up, I’m dying rn, Morgan was always right, he was the hero, the visionary, but we thought he was crazy and fought him, now it’s too late humanity is too weak.

[@childthrower344]

​@@sergavet When did he die?

[@TheGrater]

He is the final achiever. We applaud him.

[@SLvoid9]

the fact that he used clips from a 2009 game for a video on a 2013 game really proves that "good old times" is a real thing and not just an expression

[@evrenisprettyuniversal]

Spore is a 2008 game, not a 2009 game. 2009 had the last content update. Fake ass fan

[@Seus981]

Spore, Aatrox's Vera cousin and Cookie Clicker and Calamity soundtracks, top 10 anime fights essentially

[@mesafullking]

unlike most videos this one didnt descend into madness, it was madness from the begining

[@chaoticglitched]

This cookie clicker playthrough is probably the best series I've ever seen. Absolute banger of a video

[@ileikpotatoz1201]

"If this is confusing, it's because I haven't explained it at all." - Dragoon

[@KrappyMusic]

2:05 "My only problem, is that I'm ugly as hell" says the transdimensional grandma kidnapper

[@noob_of_doom]

Remember when this man was a Skyblock KZbinr.

[@austinmuether]

Dragoon, this is hands up and down the best video I’ve ever seen. It combines my two favorite games and has a story better than all of marvel. Even if you don’t see this, thank you

[@tobbuss2]

what’s the other game

[@djcat1388]

​@@tobbuss2spore

[@dbcoopergaming]

@@tobbuss2 spore

[@meatkirbo]

“Better than all of marvel” is quite a low bar recently tbh. This is amazing, I’m always hyped to see Dragoon go mad one Cookie at a time

[@cataclysmusultimus]

Haven’t even watched more than a minute of it but I just know it’s going to be a 10/10 Post watch: Nah it wasn’t a 10/10 it was a 11/10

[@Tyuf_]

that's dragoon for ya

[@dumpsterbabies8453]

That was beautiful and amazing he was so close of winning he was 1 off

[@fadex2101]

Man terraria calamity mode boss music really is just the best isn't it. Doesn't matter if it is a demon witch or a grandma hive mind it is always a banger.

[@elven_spaghetti4976]

the way the video just randomly and unexpectedly cuts to spore gameplay gives me so much unbridled joy

[@vip001game]

I never expected that a spore clip, voiced over by Aatrox while Stained, brutal calamity played to be a cookie clicker intro

[@regalmammoth5670]

The Dragoon Cookie Clicker saga has been one of the best things I've seen in a while

[@licketySplitAUS77]

appreciate the series and am satisfied thanks for going as far as you did, was such a fun wild ride across multiple different games all in the goal of cookies and grandma destruction excited for what you attempt next, the quality and effort you put in is amazing

[@disguyhh]

I love this mans humor but absolute dedication to everything he tries

[@makarelsardines8457]

He finally did it! He escaped his own madness and insanity and touched grass. I honestly don't know why you're still not 1 mil subs yet. Your videos are one of the best by far. Great humor and storytelling that can make even the most plain games in existence entertaining to watch. Each vid I watch makes me want to just advertise you to every single person I see.

[@masoneraa]

"I am not your enemy, I am THE enemy" is a line so hard I want to base a whole turnabout villain in D&D on it.

[@yeltsakcirreaditbackwardsf4361]

Yeah that line is by far one the best voice lines in league of legends

[@aloman666]

dragoon is the only youtuber i see playing 2-5 games in 1 video and it being entertaining

[@ElOuJi_Music]

i love how dragoon just makes his own lore with cookie clicker. the effort this guy puts into his videos is unbelievable. but we always find time to dance.

[@TienNguyen-lv7hl]

finally,the victory for Dragoon,when i first see your videos,i watch the whole videos(think so much that i even pray you win)you are the true cookie clicker player,the first and the best 100% cookie clicker player.

[@karoleq3129]

The amount of effort put in every part of rhis video is amazing, thank you Dragoon for being here

[@JustAsh12]

appriciate the spore gameplay, i grew up on that game and it never truly left me.

[@sploxy123]

The cookie gods have blesses us once more my friends

[@crazyjack746]

Can’t believe Vera evolved just to stop you clicking cookies

[@lordpuff]

You've inspired me to get all achievements in cookie clicker. I'm halfway to liquid assets and queen beet is growing currently. The rest is simple.

[@Oliver-q2f]

Juicy though?

[@lordpuff]

@@Oliver-q2f yea jqb

[@notyannz]

golden sugar lump tho?

[@TuwuOfficial]

I'm not sure if you have the achievement or not but there is one called "Just pure luck". Every single second you have a one in a million chance to get it.

[@callmecrimsonpls]

it’s called just plain lucky

[@Lukas_is_dumb]

This guys videos are pure gol- no cookies. Literal perfection all over the board. I can somehow imagine this guy finding cookie clicker lore in games before its time. Also don't give up dragoon. Finish your first game. Maybe not cookie clicker but something easy as the entiry soul series will surely do.

[@thatonehumanperson3226]

I definitely understand needing to put cookie clicker away for a bit but I have really enjoyed this series and would like to see you return to finish it some day

[@kanyenortheast3546]

The issue with the steam version of the game is that it can’t be savescummed. In the browser version, you can “scout” the spell golden cookies and reload after you find the four you want. That way, all you need is the two buffs you don’t have “stored”. It still takes hours, just slightly less.

[@randomrexplayer]

0:01 terraria calamity mod mentioned

[@EmppuMonster]

me as calamity player: why does this music sound so familiar?

[@amongdrip3421]

the fact that he has been driving himself into literal insanity causes me PHISICAL PAIN

[@Bobroni-i6m]

Next beat cookie clicker in under 10 nanonoseconds without using your 172717 senses and with your left pinky toe by only having hepatitis C but not the full thing and beat cancer stage 5 and then beat cookie clicker again while moloting homeless peoples home which makes them homeless.

[@Tyler19394]

this man just singel handedly transformed a meme into a entire lore for a game where you clicked cookies so congrats

[@wibu69]

Never would I ever thought I'd hear Aatrox's voice here

[@Holphana]

Came here for cookie clicker. Got Spore with bad audio.

[@snedden647]

After watching this video I started a new Cookie Clicker game and so far all my grandmas have emplyed themselves as things such as miner or farmer grandmas except for the Vera on my account LOL

[@aliakhtar8622]

Good job Dragoon! Congrats on making it into the height of Cookie Clicker gaming. Can’t imagine there are many people out there better than you at Cookie Clicker now 🎉

[@pix5754]

This was way more emotional than I orginaly thought, take your time dragoon.

[@andv993]

"Eeny, meeny, miny, MURDER" god damn that was something

[@elvatogonzalez2733]

At 1:11 it shows he has all of the 17 shadow achievements. One of those is to hack in some cookies.

[@KingJJZTBG]

he only hack in one I think

[@Bread_TB]

He said he would only hack in 1 cookie

[@HansAdiWijaya]

who tf complained about Dragoon not uploading enough? he dedicated his life to cookie clicker he has no time for anything else🥺

[@dvirtech1642]

please,PLEASE FINISH IT! For you sake , for my sake , let us rejoice by the fact that you will post your victory over cookie clicker, I’m begging you

[@hypermalware1364]

0:12 not only are you addicted to Cookie Clicker, you are also addicted to League? Noice Edit: As I've continued to watch the video, you're definitely an Aatrox main

[@CursedSFMS]

LLLeauge of LLLegends

[@HansAbusland-tm9en]

Here to Watch a masterpiece come to an end

[@unity7967]

Never thought I'd see the day "The Way of the Superior Man" is quoted in a Cookie Clicker video, Godspeed brother.

[@lucsas9277]

riot is such a good company for making the best voice lines in the world

[@kallegrahn4612]

The Aatrox ai voice is 10/10.

[@X-boi3.0]

100%’ing Cookie Clicker in 8 months is IMPOSSIBLE Even the normal achievements take 3 years to complete all of them

[@linuslucke3838]

It is possible (except for 1 year legacy achivement) to do but requires savescumming sugarlumps. People have 100%ed it in a year though even without scumming by sacrificing garden ones a week.

[@X-boi3.0]

@@linuslucke3838oh, i thought the garden sac was a one time thing

[@irobo_games7375]

What is this extravagant language you guys are speaking

[@linuslucke3838]

@@irobo_games7375 What's there not to understand? Even if you don't play the game, Dragoon litteraly made a video about sacrificing the garden for sugarlumps and explained savescumming in there and if you watched this video, you probably also watched the garden sac one

[@BlueToothGrenade]

00:26 I’m sure that’s not the right amount exact to the day

[@demondragon8380]

dragoon you are the goat. every vid is funny the consistency is incredible. i been watching happily for 2 years now(since the war with that one Australian store) and its still funny.

[@UselessBunny]

I wasn't ready for hearing an AI Aatrox voice say "I am become death destroyer of worlds".

[@GSwift59]

Dragoon isn't pregnant, but he never fails to deliver

[@thenumber24]

he isnt pregnant yet 😈

[@Sentinential38]

@@thenumber24ayo dawg???

[@JorisH-b3f]

Can somebody tell me what Vare is saying at 7:16

[@alexsus4513]

Dies Irae dies illa solvet saeclum, its a piece of Mozart, just search for Dies irae

[@Jake-gz6to]

what an amazing ending to an amazing series

[@blithebutblue3576]

this video seems so cool, i sure do hope when i click on it doesn't have gameplay of the 2008 game Spore.

[@blithebutblue3576]

i have bad news:(

[@Leatherpatch]

Aatrox voicelines with modded terraria music in a cookie clicker video? That’s not enough mixing

[@ahmops2486]

with spore occasionally in the background

[@Goldenfoxy3016]

ah yes aatrox from cookie clicker

[@hibye5979]

4:55 Aatrox would never run away

[@FoonYoon]

oh hey your comment got a heart

[@cookie_creations2162]

cant believe we went through millions of years of evolution to end up here don't get me wrong, I love it

[@iPhone18ToasterfrLOL]

Fun Fact: in Stats, you can set on "Debugs", Debugs are like cheating, but have a LOT of options. They have a GC faster, or x1,000 Cookies, so you need to turn on Debugs, but if no cheating, don't turn them on!

[@kirtanpradeep4437]

Vera - I see , you're the cookie warrior ... *DRAGOON* our Battle will be legendary - narrated by gandhi or someone idk

[@mooseybros7214]

13:13 I'm keeping this as a timestamp so I can listen to this masterpiece again again. Great job on plagiarism! We love you and will forget about the plagiarism don't worry.

[@MrSkittles_The3rd]

13:30 is that an “welcome to the internet” REFERENCE?!

[@nosskids7867]

Yes.

[@funwithjlxrblx]

Yes and also “goodbye” also made by bo burhnam

[@matthewboire6843]

It is =)

[@IKnowAUserToPutHere]

Yes

[@charlesperschon9621]

Is no one else wondering what the actual fuck the random clips of that other game was? almost made me click off the vid

[@Idontfuckingknow-e8v]

Spore

[@CorporalCargopants1749]

I adore the fact that this is basically a thinly-veiled Spore video combined with a channel update

[@lumiurin2016]

This video is STAINED with awesomnes, and i cant even fathom how BRUTAL it was to achieve this, but i can be sure that you've prevented the CALAMITY that would've been brought to this world. (Great music choice btw)

[@Abosi-baby]

3:06 bro flawless 💀💀💀💀

[@Animegod53]

You posted this at 2:15 for me but I will still watch it

[@4ryd511]

00:01 hello

[@Britishmilkbag]

hello

[@eightdogstreet]

Hi!

[@JamesJohnson-tv4sy]

bro had me invested in cookie economics and an alien dominating a planet all at once

[@gamingwillo7391]

love the content, happy to see your still posting.

[@doggofighter8024]

W

[@kritikalmatix]

w

[@xav_masterchief34]

Your last video was perfect, this one isnt likeable atleast for me . Way to much spore , and annoying voice changer....

[@KarateVR]

Yeah

[@Themasterofrandom_]

Fr

[@volkan2097]

The spore thing was fucking annoying i has to skip through all of that shit

[@laszlokovacs7909]

I was waiting for the dragoon joke ever since I found this channel lol, killer pay-off!

[@kidkeroro3433]

Yaknow, after watching all your videos, in probably an unhealthy amount of time. I somehow found myself surrounded by bloons and rushing enemy villages for gold and goop, and worst of all, my wife is clinically addicted to making cookies.

[@renownerd.276]

Really wasn't a fan of all the spore stuff. The voice got really old, really fast.

[@caimanhursh3231]

Same

[@AndreFace]

Idk why u think le voice is getting old

[@quiftz]

i am evil grandma

[@Scroogdemcduck]

Ngl the other game gamplay is kinda annoying

[@Eden333]

watching you play sprot egave me so many memories back from my childhood.. thank you

[@NUFC588]

what even was that game where he took over other civilizations???

[@noobik829]

You have inspired mě to start my own cookie Filler journey

[@ribps289]

"When you grow up you will understand how easy it is to convince yourself that giving up is an accomplishment"

[@blood5898]

DRAGOON, THE WORLDENDER. HE MARCHES TO DEATH, THOUGH HE WISHES IT WERE HIS OWN.

[@officiallucky4471]

Ayy keep going on! I bet you will be in our heart forever! Btw nice music of isolation: welcome to the internet

[@nicolest.hilaire5001]

"I Always Come Back" -Vera

[@Puddinghead614]

There’s like 4 minutes of actual video in this