Cookies As Fast As Possible

[@ganaraminukshuk0]

I think using a fortune cookie as a visual analogy to what a web cookie does is the best visual analogy ever. Not only is it delicious, it's got information inside.

[@4tifk]

recommendations how to make sugar cookies how to make cookies cookie recipes Google cookies finally

[@4tifk]

oh yea cookie clicker also

[@joshuafalck_]

+Atif Khan I got that too.

[@batfan1939]

So I wasn't the only one to get those recommendations? On an unrelated note, I could really go for a vanilla sugar cookie.

[@KubesVoxel]

+Atif Khan Who took the cookie?

[@4tifk]

Kubes Voxel sorry

[@omegasad4509]

The internet loves us, it gives us cookies :D

[@ClassifiedPerson]

radioactive cookies LOL

[@mastnychleba3440]

😂😂

[@ThePokefan382]

LinusBakingTips

[@iasliam]

Faster Linus! Faster Faster!

[@iasliam]

Great video ;)

[@car714]

+Liam Moscrop Lol I see what you did there - Brum Brum

[@iasliam]

***** lol

[@iasliam]

***** Holy Shit I didn't think this one through o_o ....help

[@escape093]

+Liam Moscrop ON, ON! FASTER, FASTER! ~ Troublesome Trucks

[@bryanwong1766]

0:54 "take a break from porn" is not equal to 我愛丹尼斯(Translation: I love Danny). nice try.

[@coffeecoffee2096]

lol

[@rstar0000]

Expected a cooking tutorial. Was extremely disappointed.

[@DBnugget]

I was doing research about browser cookies because I intended to make a video explaining what cookies do and how they are used. However, there is no way that I can possibly do a better job than what you have done here. Excellent job! Great presentation! I'm off to find another subject for my next video, haha, Mike ☺

[@stfuyoutube423]

so basically, if someone tells me “HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA” or “PC CLEANER PRO DOWNLOAD NOW”, they’re trying to give me dessert

[@4tifk]

third party cookies weed cookies normal nice ones the cookies your mum makes

[@fiqirr]

youre not really that funny you know

[@JohnDoe-np6lb]

+Atif Khan weed is gr8

[@derpolacke2165]

+Atif Khan you was faster... way faster..

[@paulmundt144]

+Sugna B Dont fall 4 the b8 m8

[@UnluckyBro-]

volvo pls nerf Your videos are cringy

[@PsCdita]

stealing my bank accont? yeah right steal my 29,8 euros. i shuld get job..... and life ;(

[@user-py9cy1sy9u]

+PSVITA芬兰 Learn to code and you will have a well paid job guarantee

[@vgamesx1]

+wwwelkam coding isn't for everyone you know..... even for someone like me who wants to learn but doesn't have the patience for it.

[@user-py9cy1sy9u]

vgamesx1 Common misconception about programming is that you can fully learn something. Each time developers start on new project they go to google and it doesnt matter that they worked 10 years in that field.

[@vgamesx1]

wwwelkam well I didn't say fully learn, I know the basics of how coding works, so I can somewhat read it but, I simply can't make out much of anything meaningful, so for example I it'll take a while for me to figure out, so I can make a few changes here or there however I find it very difficult to actually write code myself.

[@erwinjitsu_3706]

vgamesx1 it's true, even pros google all the code they make. So coding essentially is just googling, altho you might have some basic things always in your mind when making a script or just coding. Maths is another misconception, coders might never need any skill in mathmatics. However, it does provide some help in some cases where you might need to make some advanced calculationsi without the use of multiple steps.

[@spazmatsuit3677]

Found some awesome recipes thanks to the related section of this video. Thanks Linus Bake Tips! :D

[@marcbreuerTech]

Holy crap yesterday I was searching for a video from you about cookies for school because I really thought you already had one, but I couldn't find it! And this morning I was just going through my KZbin subscriptions and I saw this!

[@DanielFenandes]

Why isn't third party cookies disabled by default?

[@MasterChaoko]

+Daniel Dourado Browsers are designed to conform to a set of expectations by default. One of those expectations is that it accepts cookies as a general rule. Were a browser to attempt to block a certain fluid class of cookies, it would break functionality. By leaving disabling certain cookies to the user, it becomes the user's fault when something breaks, as opposed to the browser. This also helps prevent cookies from turning into an arms race of advertisers vs browsers

[@user-py9cy1sy9u]

+Daniel Dourado Third party is a therm that is defined by browser

[@CelmorSmith]

+wwwelkam Third party cookies are pretty well defined, essentially first party is the site you are visiting (see URL in address bar), whereas third party cookies come from embedded elements in that site. +Daniel Dourado Having third party cookies default will first of break KZbin comments as they are delivered by Google+

[@10meisterballe]

because you are using a browser from an ad company

[@holzdamolz]

Fast forward 5 years later. Who knew we would be needing toilet paper so bad

[@KorraTransPhoenix]

Foreshadowing...

[@Sh0cKwavE__]

Both the machine and Samaritan are eating your cookies. You are being watched

[@michailvamvasakis1006]

Ben Hoang the government has a secret system that's spy on you on every hour of every day

[@NoorquackerInd]

"Yeah, let me just pull this giant gaming computer out and just walk out the door while the owner's on it..."

[@jamiepilkington5298]

thought you might find it funny that all that came up in the suggestion is videos on how to make cookies. Can't wait for it to happen the other way around when someone is baking and finds out about cookies

[@kraken_43]

your channel is the only channel which makes tech, fun

[@johnman6234]

1:20 DID YOU JUST SAY *dramatic stop* TOILET PAPER?

[@alisamer360]

in a perfect world there won't be the edge browser

[@Plusimurfriend]

+ali IIFive in a perfect world there wont be a need for the internet. we would all know everything about everything and anything.

[@FelixMustermann]

+ali IIFive I use Edge and Love it^^

[@adityaravishankar8344]

+ali IIFive Yes, there would be Hololens

[@ZacElCapitan]

+ali IIFive Dude Edge is great

[@Scoopta]

+ali IIFive I feel like you can't say this. It's not IE and I don't use edge...I don't even use Windows(I'm on Linux...not a Mac) and I don't particularly like MS. Even still I don't think edge is all that bad. Especially when compared with IE.

[@mitchellhuse993]

That cookie jar thing was a pretty good pun

[@ayman9517]

1:22 toilet paper, what a sought after resource nowadays

[@superslimanoniem4712]

0:54 “I love Dennis” 😂😂😂

[@Slasher74DaMiner]

File Formats as Fast as Possible *+LinusTechTips +Techquickie*

[@iangratton6062]

Really expected a tunnel bear ad with what the content of the video was on.

[@elsegan]

Marmite-Britain Vegemite-Australia Marmite is terrible

[@tipturkey1283]

Vegemite is a staple of life

[@StormNinja01]

It tastes good with porridge.

[@schnitzel438]

+Samuel Hoffmann (StormNinja01) thanks :)

[@wobblysauce]

Pro-Vegemite supporter.There are 2 types of Marmite.. UK Marmite.. and the rest of the world Marmite. I would not say the UK one is great but it is better then the other that they tired.

[@jacobs9318]

+wobbly sauce UK Marmite and NZ Marmite

[@nerissacrawford8017]

That paper and burritos bit tho. 😂

[@nand3kudasai]

@3:22 you should also activate the "send do not track request" (though that's different is also related to privacy).

[@generalkitten2100]

WHO STOLE THE COOCKIE FROM THE COOCKIE JAR

[@kasenratliff1832]

I think if someone walks away with your computer you have much bigger problems to worry about

[@MaxwellTornado]

"Actually isn't as nefarious as it sounds" ... It sounds like a perfectly normal tracking program to me.

[@gregoryg.9404]

1:20 So so sooooooo hilarious! Can't stop laughing!

[@YuhengLohisGorgeous]

The chinese words in 0:57 is actually I love Dannis lol

[@aperturec]

Recommendations I hear you say? Cookie baking tips and "Failing a test"... ok.

[@projectjt3149]

Can I just say how even though most people knew about cookies for a while now, the public wasn't *that* concerned until Cambridge Analytica happened? And yet after that, nobody called the cookies but rather "trackers".

[@DANNYFIGDESIGNS]

Oh my god I needed toilet paper after you mentioned the target market for burritos. And the ending... OH MY GOD. Fan for life! Thanks for the great information... yet once again!

[@Gentoli]

At 58 seconds, the Chinese characters reads:"I love Dennis(我爱丹尼斯)"

[@DrummaBoy202]

3:45 looks like he just came

[@z-scart5463]

Oh...he did...I should know.........I was there.

[@EDToasty]

0:55 "Take a break from porn, I love Dennis"

[@ThatDudeRhys]

'D'ya know who's not bad guys?' my frontal lobe just puked!

[@souldier6075]

Like cus the Segway from the video to Lydia. 10/10 IGN!

[@eagle56786]

Took me a while to get the burrito joke.

[@hippiechickie18]

5:00 nice voice break, linus.

[@desynthed]

These videos are really cool!

[@MarksStephens]

Give that man a cookie

[@w2.ill_]

For those of you who are wondering what it says at 0:54, it says "I love Dennis."

[@domenv66]

cookies are swag cookies are life cookies are friends

[@UjangBoyor]

i love when this guy when explaining something and ends up with advertisement, lol

[@Demkeys]

Man your videos are super helpful! Keep up the good work!

[@zafraan3038]

love the way you explain stuff! I always watch it videos to motivate myself to learn

[@MrPocketCrafter]

Now all my suggestions are filled with cookie recipes -_-

[@eeromutka]

Next episode: cakes as fast as possible

[@TheGavYu]

The fortune cookie doesn't even say "Take a break from porn", it says "I love Dennis"

[@urockit2011]

I thought marmite was the british version and vegemite is the australian...? Great video!

[@Ryzza5]

Install a browser extension such as 'Privacy Badger' to monitor just how many tracking cookies are on your favourite sites and have them blocked for you.

[@crageth]

"Take a break from porn" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just have to take a deep breath, this is why i watch this video right now

[@dr.suspicious6420]

Linus, Why aren't transferspeeds not stable? like donw/upload and usb drives??

[@baska-]

Nice video! Thanks, @Linus.

[@truenoong]

To anyone who may be wondering, the chinese words at 0:55 reads I love Dennis XD

[@v-xup6]

that fortune cookie, take a break from porn, i love dennis??

[@joelsettlemoir4878]

I want to test that toilet paper - burrito theory

[@jacobherman7085]

i immediately checked my browser settings to find i have third party cookies enabled. thanks Linus!

[@ParadoxdesignsOrg]

Unique visitors all look like Sherlock Holmes.

[@Minor69her]

Funny thing Linus, Marmite is actually much more of a thing in the UK, we prefer Vegemite down here, Marmite is a weird sweet version that tastes terrible.

[@justinh7576]

I love Dennis, is what the fortune cookie says😂

[@mrballbreeder3749]

give linus a cookie ,he looks so slim

[@GoGoGojira32]

Who edits the fast as possible videos? I cracked (pun intended) up at the fortune cookie image at 0:54, the Chinese words actually mean "I love Dennis" xD

[@blakeagre2684]

That girl from the cookies was horrifying

[@slimeball6408]

My recommended Baking holyday cookies Baking a cake Lets bake with........... Nutella muffin with............ Got damn

[@jackmccallum335]

The pictures in these videos are funny 😂

[@vEnnzzoo]

Me and my dad had this little argument. I said you can only get viruses etc. if you actually download stuff, and he said you can get them just by being on virus-filled sites. Who is correct?

[@cupcake_person2877]

Your dad is right

[@vEnnzzoo]

Quentin Brook But how? I don't get it.

[@4tifk]

+Eroa cookies

[@parsiaparnian5479]

+Eroa leaving my comment here for reply

[@ChaseMMD]

+Eroa data= executable cookie = possible virus?

[@ScifiMike12]

I love the video recommendations I get after watching this video. LOL

[@Longgshot]

2berkel1cup........ really?... i mean.... really? how does that even came to your mind.... wait, i don't want to know... and now if you excuse me i'll go to the corner and cry while shivering.

[@elvanselvano]

Stop at 3:08. Enable caption.

[@maleknecibi]

Wait what, I'm confused. Sorry, I know it's been a year, lol

[@cridenh2owo257]

What?

[@SchroedpieceMedia]

And... Nothing... We did that... For nothing... Lol ...nice

[@redblack8766]

"You know who's not bad guys ? Lynda dot com" This has to be one of the lamest product placements I've ever heard , and yet it's so hilarious it works .

[@thalessousa9380]

This as fast as possible wasn't nearly as fast as possible.

[@kraken_43]

+Thales Sousa this as much fast as it gets

[@thalessousa9380]

abhishek_100 I don't know, I was bored halfway through it. I prefer the old, shorter videos.

[@iDerekMC]

cookiezi as fast as possible

[@slawor4]

yes

[@ThatJay283]

Stop cookie theft by using an adblocker

[@maybeken]

Well done Dennis, well done. We love you Dennis you know.. But you are adopted. :P

[@victorpopov3809]

very good and interesting explanation thank you very much

[@JohnPaulBuce]

i got a cookie, but at what cost?

[@LazoeJSCREI]

Uhh.. There is actually toilet paper on amazon. What? You learn something new everyday

[@Rm0ran]

+skil3z Why is that strange? Toilet paper is an absurdly common thing people use/need.

[@dhanveeivaturi14]

+skil3z You can even get toilets on amazon

[@LazoeJSCREI]

Teal'c Yeah, thats why its bought in stores. I've never seen or heard anyone buy toilet paper from the internet. Maybe if you want like a truckload of it, like when a group of guys made a pyramid of toilet paper rolls for a world record

[@Leo-pu2nw]

Or if you want to TP someone's house, of course...

[@harz5935]

With that pace of developement i believe you cant even walk yet lol

[@madness1931]

It's like stealing cookies from a baby.

[@peanusbutther1759]

Get this man a Cookie!!🍪.

[@Zanda64TookMyName]

As an Australian I must speak for all of us... WE DONT EAT F***ING MARMIGHT! WE EAT VEGIMIGHT! AND IT TASTES GOOD!

[@TheyWhomTheGodsDetest]

I possess many cookies so that the websites I visit and whatever advertiser is advertising on their platform can get to know me better. Or at least, their servers will.

[@Ral9284]

Tanks, this was informative and valuable. I appreciate this.

[@DioOmicida]

I actually thought this was going to be a video about eatable cookies.

[@artvandelayimports]

You should change the shows name from as fast as possible to :explained

[@Hydronair]

HISSSS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE

[@MrBoombastic870]

GRRRR IM AN AUSSIE AND I'M ANGRY AT THE MENTION OF INFERIOR MARMITE -satire

[@olivertay18]

Dawnfriek yes omg and they didn't even have the REAL marmite :'(

[@ambhaiji]

+Techquickie Marmite is an acquired taste keep eating it for a week you'll get used to it and like it.

[@turboedleo1052]

Is this a good buid? (my first) Intel core i5 4690k 3.5ghz HyperX FURY 1866MHz 16gb (4x4) Samsung 250gb SSD + 1TB WD blue Gigabyte Z97x Gaming 5 Motherboard Gigabyte G1 980 ti NZXT h440 case CM Nepton 240m cpu cooler EVGA supernova 750W G2 psu

[@pelataan69]

yes its but get 280mm if your not already bought that

[@turboedleo1052]

Aaponton Why? And i havent

[@theodorbutters141]

You're pretty much covered for the next 4-5 years.... If you have the extra cash,take a look at skylake cpu/mobo (ddr4 support can bring some extra futureproofing to your machine)

[@theodorbutters141]

240mm rad = 2 x 120mm fans 280mm rad = 2 x 140mm fans I think he's going with the idea that larger fans are quieter. Check if your case can fit a 280mm rad

[@mrballbreeder3749]

+Leo D go for it its ok

[@albanveshti2369]

Today i download Google Chrome on my computer. Can i have a cookie Linus ?

[@kraken_43]

+Alban Veshti you can have a adblocker to prevent cookies

[@ichbinein123]

+Alban Veshti - Seems another weak soul has fallen for the botnet meme that is Chrome. Firefox my friend. If you respect your freedom a little bit, use that Firefox. Also, search on how make your internet browsing the most secure it can be. There are crucial addons.

[@rjfaber1991]

+Alban Veshti A punch in the face is what you can have...

[@albanveshti2369]

That was supposed to be a joke unpleasant nerds xD y u so mad ??? All i wanted was a real cookie :'(

[@castor9907]

Yes

[@geneticboss1834]

My recomendations are full of cookie tutorials•__________•

[@ultracubegames7707]

I went into file explorer on my computer and went into cookies, I clicked open file and then I opened the disc drive and in it there was a fortune cookie with random numbers on it, it tasted good though.

[@jimmychang529]

Thank you!

[@R0B0boy]

"And on the subject of bad guys, you know whose not a bad guy? Lynda.com"... 1) not on subject 2) Lynda is a girl *presumably made me chuckle c: