Cookin’ Chicken Parm for My Heroes Colin Quinn and Nick Di Paolo | Something's Burning | S1 E9

Colin Quinn and Nick Di Paolo not-so-patiently watch as I cook them Chicken Parm Sandwiches in this season 1 flashback. We also talk about how the industry is changing and Colin’s hatred of cheese.
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CHICKEN PARMESAN SANDWICHES
INGREDIENTS:
* Boneless, skinless chicken breasts
* AP flour
* Large eggs
* Panko breadcrumbs
* Kosher salt
* Black pepper
* Olive oil
* Tomato sauce (store-bought or homemade)
* Grated parmesan
* Sliced provolone
* Baguettes
STEPS:
1. Put chicken breasts between 2 pieces of parchment and pound down with a mallet until about ¼” thick.
2. In separate bowls, set up a dredging station:
* Flour in one bowl
* Beaten eggs in one bowl
* Panko breadcrumbs in one bowl
3. Season chicken with salt and pepper.
4. Dip chicken into flour, then eggs, and finally coat with panko; set aside.
5. Repeat until all the chicken is coated.
6. Heat oil in large skillet; fry chicken in batches, turning halfway until golden brown.
7. Transfer to a paper-towel lined plate to drain excess oil.
8. Slice open baguettes and place on baking tray.
9. Layer chicken on bottom slice, then sliced provolone.
10. Bake at 350° until the cheese is melted on top
11. Ladle pre-heated tomato sauce on top
12. Top with bread and slice in half.

[@majorxdf]

Colin and Nick. What a legendary episode.

[@deaderthendead041]

2 legendary mfs & burt😅 jk Bert's hilarious too

[@brandonwooster7663]

Best episode

[@APAL880]

Colin is a national treasure. And Nick is a ruthless legend himself

[@deaderthendead041]

I didn't even have to see his name ,as soon as I saw his face I'm'm like i'm watching this !

[@timothyl8237]

This is real entertaining, when Colin Quinn tells Bert, “ why ya think I stop partying “ classic. The Dave Attel and Gilbert one is great too.

[@percussionpunisher8694]

23:00 Colin real as fuck for that 😂

[@colinquinn]

This was great!

[@babypanthersjr]

shut up old man

[@brandonwooster7663]

This is the best episode next to dave attel and Gilbert and Bill Burr yelling at burt for picking his nose is amazing

[@tenaciouswho]

Love Nick! Great old episode

[@chilloutdude3617]

Nick DiPaolo is the best! Doesn't hold back one bit. But that's why Lefty Hollywood Burt would never do a pod with him today😂

[@skapunker21]

nick, colin, and bert? 3 of my favorite comedians of all time? together in the same room, just ripping on each other and telling stories for an hour? yes, please.

[@timothyl8237]

Colin Quinn’s take on the stooges was great. I’m on three’s, ahhhahhhajaj

[@livelifebythapig]

I was hoping this was a new episode.

[@AndrewSmith-pc8eq]

They should do a part 2! ........If they're all still alive!

[@SeanDSarcasm]

yeah there hacks period

[@DieselDave359]

This is my favorite ep yet!

[@heatherspence3848]

Two dudes struck by lightning, that’s definitely Florida. Sending love to you and yours from Orlando currently but born in Destin Florida.

[@clamsoup]

Colin and Nick would be fun to see with Bill Burr in a museum.

[@MrPittsSox]

Good idea reloading all these old ones. CG is the best and Nick is so nice!

[@DieselDave359]

I couldn't figure out why Nick looks so young.. it's the goatee.

[@AndrewSmith-pc8eq]

I could watch this one on a LOOP!😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊

[@natewoehrle5376]

Why is this showing up on my feed as new? Got my hopes up. I still watched the entire ep again lol. Love these guys. RIP Patrice

[@SeanDSarcasm]

cause bert is target famous

[@jesselitt]

cant wait for shane's special

[@juanrockone]

Nick might be involved in some of the greatest Patrice stories.

[@YCWideawakeFinest252]

Nick is in SOOOO many comics stories....when Louie CK tells his i die😅

[@juanrockone]

@@YCWideawakeFinest252 yes, he is also the subject of a Mitch Hedberg joke. They were neighbors at one point.

[@YCWideawakeFinest252]

@@juanrockone thats why i love podcasts, i never knew i needed the real behind the scenes....RIP Mitch...i could listen to him 1 line on a 3 hour pod like no other🙌

[@pasqualeheyward4104]

I love this freaking show...Bret you are in my eyes a comedic genius...please... dont change your content, character, or act for anyONE or any PRICE...❤❤

[@seanob9245]

Im just here for Colin's "Godfrey" joke 😂😂😂

[@BeardLaws]

This is a top 10 episode of season 1 of Something's Burning no doubt!

[@deaderthendead041]

12:44 The best form of comedy, Watching people hurt themselves😂

[@mikestory2891]

Dude, now this is what comedy is. Break balls, have fun, and laugh!

[@SeanDSarcasm]

bert dont know comedy he knows liver failure

[@terryhughes6248]

Let's goooo with that hitter baby Walrus

[@jalapenosmack1]

Perfect description of Summer school

[@lumpydavidg2201]

I love this so much. But do you think Brent would have Nick on today? Possibly. Thanks Brett

[@philipcorcoran2996]

Fuck no. Bad for his big Hollywood “brand “ ugh

[@je__.]

😂😂😂 this is hysterical

[@MaxJam684]

I watched Nick bomb so bad in 2019. Most of the audience walked out before the end of his “set”. I’m definitely not a liberal, and most of the crowd was older conservatives, but it was an hour of bashing Hillary and Dems. It was really funny for about the first 15. But, even I was thinking; “Did Nick not prepare any material?”. He saw the crowd’s reactions and doubled down hard. It was tumble weeds and crickets by the end. I had to apologize for the next week, seeing as I invited most of the right stage front row.

[@robeycoyote1589]

Bring back "Tough Crowd!!"

[@jefferymorton9704]

PERFECT

[@D_VAULTZ]

this is gonna be a classic

[@Lunn19128]

"Now do one of mine" Is the funniest thing Colin ever heard Bert say.😂😅😊

[@user-bd4ll9sl3x]

Joe List would love this meal

[@faiiiryriiing]

Kid loves his chicken parms don't he?

[@lesleyd2448]

Yayyyyy🎉 thx

[@Greeneyedghost2020]

Bring back Tough Crowd. Bert, Rogan and... Dave? Can make it happen

[@nancyblair4909]

If mine don’t have cheese then why does mine have to go back in there🤣😂👊🏼

[@faiiiryriiing]

Did Colin mention Hialeah? 😂

[@jb7720]

12:48 bert spreading Salmonala like a wet market

[@psycho6496]

I’m in math class but I love bert

[@michaelladarkangelsparkle9908]

6:20 🤣🤣🤣 omg this story made me laugh so hard i can't even tell you! I was waiting for this vid to come back not the dumb vids about it but just this! 🙈🤣💖 17:36 also killed me! Great joke! 😂😂😂 And 24:08 makes me wanna watch stooges🤣🙈

[@paydn202]

bert talking about patrice like he knew him or met him even after he just said he hates people who do that

[@andrewwhite1305]

Nick's puppet character is called Dippy, from DiPaulo...

[@realjimmyd]

4 months ago ? haha

[@tdub88587]

Did Quinn even eat any of his 'piece of chicken' parmesan?

[@coundzrhoads977]

Bert kreischer is actually one of my top favorite comedians I love this show I love everything he does and he's inspired me to do comedy and do my own podcast so I'm looking forward to this

[@DrewKane]

How much were you paid to tell us this lie?

[@gregdeluga3390]

this is old son

[@BASSMAN_]

We know it's you, Helen Keller.

[@Mojo_Jojo45]

Bot

[@o3wz]

44:30 Bert is Smokey the bear

[@elijahwhitaker908]

How does nick look 20 yrs younger on this, compared to louder with crowder

[@chilloutdude3617]

Because it's an older episode. Bert is too worried about what The Gatekeepers think to work with Nick DiPaolo again.

[@SeanDSarcasm]

wait is this the SUPER FAMOUS GUY FROM TARGET?!?!?!?!?! bert the derp

[@rjvsmb]

What year is this?

[@PatrickKeating]

2019

[@je__.]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tdub88587]

Should really heat that oil up to 350 before dropping the chicken in. That way it gets crispy and doesn't soak the oil up. Second time(at least) he's done that........."I have a cooking show" as he licks his fingers and touches the food.

[@NA-lp2re]

Recycling episodes from I don’t know how many years ago.

[@kevingonzales7965]

Is it me or does nick look darker on crowder?

[@GOOSEYBRUCEY]

I’m hungry and poor

[@scottburrow8717]

I can’t believe you didn’t even season any of this meal. Always season the chicken before the flour Bert!!

[@Glockdad]

Listening to Colin quin is like eating rocks

[@shadowprince4482]

One time I and my cousin were at my grandfathers funeral and it a closed casket until they opened the casket to put in a sixpack of beer, as you do. Everybody goes silent because everyone is seeing the body and I lean over to my cousin's ear and whisper "yall wanna see a dead body." I got him to hysterically laugh during a funeral. I did another one at a speech from a guy with a southern black accent talking about living during segregation. About 45 minutes into his talk he says "and this man walks up to me and guess what he said." I leaned over to my friends ear and said "Imma need about tree fiddy." He laughed so hard he started to cry. His friends all thought he was crazy.

[@TurkFebruary88]

Colin is the curmudgeon I strive to be

[@tylerworthington9090]

This already gonna be extremely under watched.

[@vealchop2490]

Nice shirt Nick... does that come with a TikTok account?

[@seanthornhill9503]

Joe budden mentioned you on his pod and played a clip! Mentioned a crossover pod. We need this ! Make it happen

[@kalebclevenger3478]

I got so confused seeing Leeann open the episode lmfao

[@GymAndSun]

Love Colin, Nick is eh but still, comedians! 👏

[@nickyt3269]

Colin Quinn is the #1 reason i have never tried comedy. I'm a huge fan, I loved his shows, but when I was in afghanistan he came to our base and tried a set, he bombed so hard. it lasted like 8 minutes and was the most awkward thing I have ever experienced. If a guy with that much work into comedy could die onstage infront of 500 guys that would laugh at anything, I figured I have no shot. basically im a coward.

[@MrByrl]

@17:18 Bert is always calling non comedians "pedestrians" and it makes him seem so lame

[@tacobill42069]

tough crowd

[@theplatypen1959]

Everything with Di Paolo is too short

[@zipvisuals8713]

I love this pod, but they need to turn down their mics when they are eating. I can’t listen to Burt bulldog a sandwich like that 😂

[@user-ow8mq4jo8c]

3 gigantic egos on 1 screen? Nah

[@jasonszeto7790]

does anybody still drink regular coke? or all diet coke now a days .

[@renfairegoddess]

I'm a big fan of vanilla coke. Cherry will do in a pinch. Regular Coke? That's a never, just like Diet Coke.

[@clintonleonard5187]

I only like regular, but I'll drink diet if it's all there is.

[@jefffedeli8591]

The refrigerator changing colors is really messing with me

[@willvr4]

I love how, even though they barely hit on it...that Patrice O'Neal was a piece of shit. He was intelligent, one of the funniest comedians alive, but a total asshole to most people...because he hated himself and took it out on others. He's one of the top comedians to me, but I'd never want to be friends with him.

[@steven_dillon]

Repurposing episodes you released years ago

[@adrianruiz7670]

These dudes give the vibe of some old comics who can't get work because it isn't the 80s and comedy just isn't being mean but blame it on the liberals lol

[@Krixo56]

posting videos before they're available needs to stop, because it shows up on my feed and I can't watch it. Please cease and desist. And it just pisses me off and by the time it comes out its so far down my feed its forgotten

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

well you posted 12 mins ago and theres 11 left so i gues that deserves AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY TOY FELL OUT MY STROLLER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT IT NOW

[@Tomhanksgiving]

You can save these “premieres” in your Watch Later playlist and never forget again. Other pods like Kill Tony do it too so I had to adapt.

[@Panama_Red]

Poor baby doesn't like their free entertainment😢

[@ReconVette19D]

Click "notify me"

[@austinfriend359]

save it to watch later. cease and desist your whining

[@Shano84Mac]

Could Ya'll please 🙏 Fix the damn Contrast on your videos in editing , This over saturated White is obnoxious as hell and hard to watch on the eyes😢

[@ThedeadlyOG]

No way Colin isn’t on drugs, he’s gotta be on coke

[@jasonwynn7279]

Boring....AGAIN

[@luckymts1985]

You can see bert get uncomfortable when nick said crazy liberals and had to change the subject its so funny burts so afraid to get canceled

[@chilloutdude3617]

Bert is a crazy liberal

[@treverdrew6993]

14 yeara...since Georgia was born....isnt she in college?😂

[@snekinrican]

You can tell they are resentful of Bert's money and successful career.

[@robeycoyote1589]

Best episode yet!!! 🤠 ❤️ 🤙