Cooking in Australia

[@laxr2748]

Everyday, Jaxon is turning into a 40 year old mom raising 3 kids and have 4 mortgages

[@mattyd2248]

"mom"

[@epaulo5853]

"Mom"

[@welsan2074]

"mom"

[@theloganator25]

Chris James true

[@camerongemmell2354]

"mommy"

[@mjhgtb]

*I WANNA FEEL THE ʰᵉᵃᵗ WITH SOMEBODY*

[@nicos6078]

that cracked me up

[@Stuffthatsfunny1]

4:49

[@orlogskaptensenpai4976]

4:55

[@zachtowny3857]

The mom was yelling shut up jaxon

[@ub6o7]

how did you do that

[@snapert1_367]

They finally reached the 10 minute mark

[@samcousins3204]

Sweet sweet ad rev

[@dio2113]

Ten minute mark means trending is just around the corner.

[@johnwiggins3950]

They already have videos way past an hour a fair amount too

[@johnwiggins3950]

@@ArbaazPatwari yeah but the point is you get ad rev if you have a ten minute video

[@johnwiggins3950]

@@ArbaazPatwari yeah ik that I just meant more

[@arnaudj.5314]

*9:06** "- you're an idiot."* *"- I'm a madman."* Top 5 quotes before a disaster.

[@tianna4950]

"I've never been at fault in an accident"- me trying to convince my friends it's safe to drive with me

[@hererasaur6602]

@Wil Nixon are you ok

[@jakblue7724]

“Now where gonna go eat because we’re hungry and we’re men” “HEY MOM! HELP” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kiaralala6182]

Nick Forcino we’re

[@kitsuneoffacade9120]

Nick Forcino “mom”

[@kateadams2709]

"mom" you swine, it's "mum"

[@evan3264]

mum*

[@drmg735]

you uncultured SWINE

[@parks4]

They should make a video where Jaxon just calls everyone a spoon

[@letmeinyourhouse965]

They should make a video where Jaxon just calls a bunch of spoons spoons

[@tomikoivisto]

Did he call someone a spoon? What's the time mark?

[@julianadelsten1832]

Tomi Koivisto 5:59

[@tomikoivisto]

@@julianadelsten1832 Do you mean when he shouts "We need a wheelchair [something]" ? Sorry but I can't hear the spoon.

[@Lily-Mae-c7d]

Tomi Koivisto he says stat, like as in now

[@nesnibila4888]

My favourite is Darcy. Not the guy in the video, but the guy who contributed to the sauce. His passion for farming inspires me.

[@liamryan-nicholls2350]

Jaxon looking like Winnie the Pooh

[@temavero2124]

And he's the donkey, (I don't remember the name) kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@felixc7997]

@@temavero2124 Eyeore

[@kalifox6386]

They dont know what Winnie the Pooh is. They have Blinky Bill over there

[@liamryan-nicholls2350]

Kali Fox mate you’re dreaming, we know who Winnie the Pooh is

[@kalifox6386]

@@liamryan-nicholls2350 what about the bogans

[@cdalisay21]

"Just killing time til mum finds out she can't walk" dead

[@nerfirelia8235]

Sticks hand in baking hot oven* "OW THAT'S HOT"

[@mykolasgiedra2563]

IQ100

[@haydenlindsay8823]

Temperature works differently in Australia.

[@Dieaconus]

"Mum has recently broken her back, and we're taking her to hospital" sounds like a new Morgz video

[@wdw4life829]

Lmfao

[@tyreseroberts2805]

Why does Jaxon look like a homeschooled chick from the netherlands

[@gabepastel3447]

Hahahahahahaa

[@Trazynn]

Who lives in Gasselterboerveenschemond.

[@proefslak]

homeschooling is really rare in the Netherlands so that's just weird

[@zetos4440]

"Homescholing in the netherlands" Me a dutch person: *what?*

[@w.heisenberg9313]

He looks like a Chick in my school I'm Dutch

[@lb4316]

Ahhhhh “That’s what makes the world go round” “Grandma” 😂😂😂

[@peanut1412]

How to cook food here: Step 1: Mum!

[@moralistically7336]

Peanut 810 likes with no comment

[@peanut1412]

Infamous -PG3D holy shot I forgot this existed

[@peanut1412]

Infamous -PG3D Thanks bro

[@moralistically7336]

Peanut np

[@Jschultzy21]

5th boi!

[@CapnSlipp]

~high-pitched voice~ _“We’re mehhhn!”_ Moments later: _“Hey mum, we got any trays?”_

[@lolopeep121]

My favorite part is mum in the back “SHUT UP JAXSON!” while he was singing 😂 literally mine too

[@TehMillionkill]

Fucking threw herself off the cliff after hearing him sing lmao

[@jesseperrella4022]

@@TehMillionkill That's how she broke her back lol

[@amandahugankiss4110]

THAT was singing?!? Hoelee Hell.

[@Pilpup]

4:50 and I just lost it. I never knew my boy could do soul renditions of popular music so well. I guess you can dress like Ronald Mcdonald's long lost cousin if you got pipes like that.

[@lauren812]

Literally why is Jaxon so funny

[@Devastator_1]

Was this a skit or an ad to get car insurance?

[@RageDasher_7751]

Neither But a vlog

[@GetSomeKills]

GD RageDasher got eem

[@xFionna]

Not neither, it's both

[@paddypowell4429]

Playing the ad game, 10 mins is best time for ads, insurance ads pay the most, got both in their, the boys finally learnings nd getting that bank

[@graydeotto2820]

I think real estate ads pay even more

[@MiniSage]

Mom has been fixed! "No, I haven't." That was a lie-

[@joshkoster2851]

It's Mum mate.

[@grandmasteryoda3594]

MUM

[@iiwxllz7109]

@@joshkoster2851 MOM

[@iiwxllz7109]

@@grandmasteryoda3594 MOM

[@grandmasteryoda3594]

@@iiwxllz7109 MUM

[@IsaacButterfield]

10.05 - Feature Length Fairborn

[@FairbairnFilms]

Butters this video not only has length but it has girth

[@ivybeard7171]

Isaac Butterfield yoooooo lol I’m in a chat with cool KZbinrs

[@kyzayt2242]

Ivy Beard good job bud wish I could be in this chat

[@bruddab4474]

Ah no way dude, how do you get into this chat

[@ouralternate-history5672]

why you here

[@gracebarlow8130]

jaxon: when you’re cooking a lot like most women do *laughs* lachlan: jaxo-

[@slavkopejic3140]

Motion sickness was small price to pay for watching this.

[@blackopsguide1]

Hahaha

[@paige6180]

lol

[@erkyperky9017]

Haha I’m laughing so loud at that joke hahaha keep them up you are going to be a successful comedian

[@tuser8]

Erky Perky Bad day?

[@erkyperky9017]

SmallestOfFries no

[@dom8809]

BREAKING NEWS Lachlan and Jaxon have found 10 min ad revenue.

[@sloitdown]

Not making all your thumbnails upside-down is a missed opportunity.

[@loganbuchanan8374]

What do you mean this whole video is upside down 😂🙃🙂

[@scottlapier4797]

@@loganbuchanan8374 that's right. NA$A puts a filter on their videos to make them look right side up! The world is really flat and Australia is on the underside!

[@prithvirajdj]

That's the conspiracy bro! They make it upside down so it looks normal to us. Sometimes they forget.

[@MajesticSkywhale]

Australians don't have retinas, so when they see the world upside down it just looks normal

[@holdthisoak5767]

Scott LaPier r u serious or joking? Can’t tell. If ur serious, get ur head sorted

[@goblinqueenofficial]

The greatest line I’ve ever heard is “all you can eat buffet of drugs” Also Lachlan was right he’s the fav🤭

[@davidstobierski9101]

Is it just me or does their friend look like Malcom from Malcolm in the middle?

[@queennekos6557]

I was thinking that also!

[@rubybrown5118]

holy shit

[@adamdevon5993]

Frank Muniz

[@madeleinesmith6168]

Yeah!

[@biggsy725]

Yes😂

[@toricampbell6445]

"We've got bluetooth, three tooth, all the teeth"

[@pricerowland]

You know what they say, call a guy Darcy Sauce and before you know it he's a *successful tomato farmer*

[@kaldogorath]

Yeah I wish it would stop happening, everyone I know named Darcy is now a tomato farmer. WE NEED OTHER VEGETABLES TOO YOU FUCKS

[@raylue6273]

"it's a Ford" randomly throws leg up the car

[@azka-dg1vl]

Darcy, the only southern Australian farmer we stan

[@raficoorey]

New South Wales is actually the eastern most state of Australia.

[@80slimshadys]

What does "we stan" mean?

[@raficoorey]

A Stan is like a fanatic fan. It originates from some Eminem song I’m pretty sure.

[@80slimshadys]

@@raficoorey i know what a stan is, its short for stalker fan = stan, and it comes from Eminems song "Stan". What im asking is what "we stan" means because someone else commented that on a song i made on instagram. He said "We stan the beat repeat!" So what does "we stan" mean?

[@Angelina-bp8cs]

@@80slimshadys idk if you've gotten an answer yet but it's essentially the same meaning as the noun, just used as a verb instead. So essentially "we stan the beat drop" just means "we're fans of the beat drop"

[@MarieKyriney]

these videos have such a chaotic 2009 energy, i was shoked to see that this was uploaded in 2019

[@emilypaige9295]

6:23 my brain while going through security even though I literally have nothing on me

[@matonmobile5298]

Emily Paige sure...

[@MathidiotPlays]

The fact that darcie was able to play Jackson, jacksons mom and himself is astounding

[@chandleryats1843]

“Bluetooth, Threetooth, all the teeth”

[@anyal1987]

“Oh yeah this has onetooth Bluetooth, threetooth, all the teeth” 🤣

[@jordan-qq9kj]

"Mum has been FIXED!" "That was a lie..."

[@falcongamer58]

Just i watch it

[@Hp-lc6mq]

Nice radio head pf

[@milly5348]

no one: absolutely no one: Jackson rolls down window: "we need a wheelchair stat"

[@hotroddad6934]

Hey, You guys are going to be put in the Australian Hall of fame one day with Steve Irwin

[@jamesfowler1765]

_A_Nobody _ and issac

[@kobi6301]

_A_Nobody _ and Chris Lilly

[@poshduck8115]

And all the deadly animals

[@CHELSEAM0NST3R]

Maxmoefoe

[@Trazynn]

Was that a threat?

[@WatermelonYoshi]

This entire video is chaos and it’s my favorite type of comedy

[@sebbe6688]

Jaxon: You were likeBib bap bop bap bo Mom: That's the oven. I died roght here😂

[@nohoruaropata9929]

4:24 “ Great place to stand man”😂

[@neb519]

"With someBODY to LauUvEe Mee! WAAAUAHHHH WOnNa dance with someBODEH! IIIII WONNA feel the \heat ^.^/with somebodeh"

[@kerna9678]

neb519 I scrolled past this comment as soon as he started singing this ahaha

[@neb519]

@@kerna9678 lol

[@benwhitworth8881]

Best Whitney cover since Toni Erdmann

[@angelazozo6827]

no..

[@neb519]

@@angelazozo6827 yes

[@shaun32]

Jaxon looking like he could become my new step-mum

[@miguelparrone9080]

Gordon Ramsay had long hair. I didn't know that

[@Sprightey]

woah are you from Australia???

[@miguelparrone9080]

@@Sprightey nope

[@miguelparrone9080]

Ahhh my pic is upside down😂

[@dublinbounder]

"That's the fragrance of life mate" Jaxson: "Grandma..."

[@kai1386]

4:50 *When he said “👏🎤📈📉📈” I felt that*

[@SiobhanMalcolm]

This is number 26 on trending rn. And honestly if that doesn't describe Australia idk what does

[@hilotakenaka]

“Mum has been fixed” “No she hasn’t” “That was a lie”

[@olliepowell4112]

Honestly felt like I was hanging out with the boys in this vlog , let’s crack a cold one aye

[@siphmemkcolevol284]

As an Australian I can confirm this is exactly what happens whenever you want to make dinner

[@crazycrazashhley2004]

Cooking in Australia : Son : *cusses* Mom : *laughs*

[@sapodilla25]

Me cooking with my Australian in laws. My husband tells his mum her food is shit and she tells him to stop being a lil bitch. Meanwhile my parents are a few feet away politely trying not to hear all these lovely family exchanges.

[@fear4173]

Here in Australia we serve only the finest of meals: Humongous Spiders Crocodiles _Oh wait we don't exist_

[@awarn38]

*Read more* *Show less*

[@tellmywifiloveher6474]

@@awarn38 ... why

[@vaktovia]

Yeah that was weird Aston Warne

[@thekidwithcloudenvy4912]

Just commenting for the algorithm. Ur welcome.

[@pineconesyeet3923]

Before video: Australia has the most gourmet food. After video: *_Australia has the most gourmet food_*

[@juliesomethinorother]

pinecones yeet stop that

[@pineconesyeet3923]

juliesomethinorother what?

[@hollywarne762]

Why is no one talking about how funny it is at 5:59 😂😂😂😂

[@dynamic3606]

I want Jackson singing at my wedding If I ever have one...

[@finno3677]

Don’t forget this

[@dynamic3606]

I won’t

[@exoskeleton3572]

Coming to remind u as well

[@jonathanrichter3184]

Me too

[@magik8831]

I was way more stressed seeing them drive on the left side of the road than I should’ve been.

[@finchy_1172]

3:25 when your cooking like most woman do: Chuckles im in danger

[@sneztchy]

*slaps roof of car* this ma new boi

[@elliet.9235]

1:22 How come you keep your sauce in the cupboard when it says- *immediately blurs image*

[@nesnibila4888]

it was obviously inappropriate for younger viewers

[@narnzipan]

Sorry man, but I have to say, Jaxon is my favourite - he is truly a fount of comedic madness and his physical humour in this one is particularly brilliant. Keep at it boys - can't wait to see you ruling the comic scene in the next few years!! :D

[@royalblinked8175]

He tried to make it clear. That on the bottle of sauce it says refrigerate after opening 😂😂

[@babblingbrook341]

Imagine being blessed with a son like Jaxon.

[@dadedraak]

And image that son being blessed with another son: Jaxonson

[@diam0ndminer647]

7:21 Lachlan’s nose is casually on his forehead

[@spark7342]

Theres two different types of people: The cupboard sauce people and the fridge sauce people.

[@richard_pine]

I know I've stayed up too late when the Aussies start posting Great vid, congratulations on passing the 10 minute mark

[@donthaveaname9835]

“ we’re just killing time till Mum finds out she can’t walk”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jackijackman2528]

2:21 Jaxons intense milk drinking

[@ejnaygfantzcg]

Malcom in the middle with two strange siblings.

[@mochiloki]

As a koala myself, I thought cooking in Australia was just going to Macca’s.

[@ethanvaughn9386]

Man, im so glad ive been subbed to these guys since like 10,000

[@jushi1079]

You know your days about to get a lot better when Fairbairn films uploads.

[@steph_dreams]

It’s literally one in the morning for me but I agree

[@prometheus1836]

2:09 "tHeRe AiN't NoThInG I lOvE bEtTeR tHaN a GlAsS oF mIlK iN tHe MoRnInG."

[@eggktenkto7595]

Jaxon when he hits the high note😍😍

[@crypticotb4943]

1:22 Sauce fridge/cupboard debate solved *1987 colorised*

[@hordern4330]

Now this is the quality content I've been looking for

[@sapodilla25]

Your mum has 3 grown kids (2 kids and one random kid they adopted) who care about taking her to the hospital and that makes me happy

[@royalblinked8175]

Why does he remind me of the kid Malcolm in Malcolm in the middle 😂

[@amyhaleeb5527]

Royal blinked I know right!!! That’s exactly what I thought!!!!

[@zittykat8887]

OMG YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!!!!!!

[@quietbox2627]

The video should be titled "ft. frankie muniz"

[@kylejonas3875]

Darcy: has same name has someone else Everyone: 😱

[@Devastator_1]

Is your mom alright tho?

[@WilsTube]

Jaxon be lookin like Keanu Reeves in Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey, with those clothes! 😂😂

[@charlielouise6921]

omg 2:25 jaxon drinking milk out of a mug is honestly my last brain cell

[@amaartiflex1439]

The way Lachlan said "I think she gonna have to be put down" When they went to the hospital killed me

[@azka-dg1vl]

When I had found your channel a couple weeks ago I binge watched almost all your videos in one go and if that isn't dedication then idk what is. Also ps: make your videos with Darcy please

[@matpainter2164]

“She’s facken dying or sumin” nothing more Australian

[@pchi3316]

i really like the kinda vlogging style it be good if you guys did more great vid

[@cooncheese2209]

I liked the part where the was the while the. Yeah 😅. And u are my favourite 😻

[@xRZ75x]

Jaxon is easily my favorite, love fairbairn films though, get frenchy back and do a trio

[@Jamal55412]

“An all you can eat buffet with every drug”WHAT THE FU- lol.

[@0Flow0]

Imagine being their mom. I would laugh every day 😄

[@geffrobodeen8823]

Haha you are a funny guy. The favorite part of this blog is the car. That is a sick ride, y’all are my favorites. I don’t know who the 3rd guy is, I barely EVER watch you, but you have my attention.

[@marcwakefield7878]

how did you zip your jacket so fast Jackson? @3:05

[@aidenchrismas3854]

Thank you fellow Australians, i have finally found a funny and relatable channel. Everyone is either American or European and drive on the wrong side of the road.

[@stant1975]

Back broken Food cooked Jaxon Denim Car Insurance Darcie Farmer Drugs All Hotel Trivago

[@chosoandsukunawillbeback]

ween I made it 69 likes, you’re welcome

[@katiefly5901]

I liked it to #70 and then un-liked it upon reading this comment. Must honor the 69.

[@chosoandsukunawillbeback]

Katie Fly yessss

[@theelite734]

I enjoyed this very very much, bet you can’t guessed how much I enjoyed this.... very much.

[@starbunny7301]

I thought this was just gonna be a Maccas run

[@avocado5007]

The way Jackson said *fukin hell* at 5:37 is what keeps me going

[@SpicedMuffin]

truly appreciated the thomas the house engine remix, used it myself 👌

[@wesleyhenderson2621]

2:18 hollow knight grimmkin nightmare be like