I paid for the Hooked app and immediately regretted it

[@SenkaBandit]

*gets shot by a gun* “Ugh this stomach ache is killing me.”

[@simone635]

LMFAO 💀

[@beefykeith48]

"HA liTERALLY!!"

[@heterophobic8391]

"i guess its that time of the month again"

[@Imcold1218]

Attacker: *confused screaming*

[@Wombattlr]

👉👉

[@Feliciash]

”Trevor Holt has the biggest...” *pokemon card collection*

[@kokichiouma1608]

Nice joseph profile pic

[@Feliciash]

switch blades thank you!

[@arthurthemikyu1586]

Well, i am now gay.

[@Feliciash]

Lea Rosé 😎

[@kennedytwins575]

He be a true gamer

[@llie841]

the “p-p-p-p-poisoned me” bit reminded me of that vine “t-t-t-t-tARGETTTT”

[@taylorbritt499]

*air horns*

[@N-VRIVER]

Lel

[@robing9837]

Lmao

[@ll_extremelystressed_ll3804]

Literally everything somehow reminds me of a vine

[@anxiousperson3325]

*aggressive airhorns*

[@abeingthatishuman]

So you're telling me, her plan was to show up to a party with her "boyfriend" find the guy she actually likes and hope he hits on her. Pretty sure him hitting on a girl whose already got a boyfriend is a pretty big red flag right ther

[@Sam-nz3vj]

I know, how is he a jerk for hooking up with another girl at a party when he’s single and to his knowledge, she has a boyfriend???

[@ryuken0088]

Nah it's not a red flag as long as that's theDick she wants

[@elizacarrie7433]

Lol she didn’t want to date him, I think I remember that she just wanted him to be her first kiss. Also, the guy pretending to be her boyfriend is just the dude who ran into her room, who not only isn’t her boyfriend, but is only doing it as a favor in return for hiding him from his ex

[@ameliabadeeelia]

@WinWinWoo yeah you did but they're just telling the person who wrote this comment

[@isaiahromero9861]

My ex legitimately thought the guy who she cheated on me with would be a good boyfriend and wouldnt cheat on her and leave her, so this isn't that unrealistic lmao

[@kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323]

"What story genre do you want, scary or romantic?" Drew: Romantic please "Okay. Here's a somewhat romantic short film. Followed by only scary stories, of course"

[@tayloranderson7547]

What story genre do you want, say or romantic ? Drew: roantic? Please drew: roantic please

[@randallcarissa]

1000th like!!!

[@lauryn1239]

Taylor Anderson wtf

[@j.l.atheprodigy]

Romantic vs Scary? Me: What's the difference?

[@tinglesrosyrupeeland]

"and me, the virgin" if he has the biggest 'you know what' she's gonna have a bad time

[@nutellacastle]

yeah, that's exactly what i was thinking, like if you're a virgin you don't want to lose that virginity to the biggest dick out of anyone you know

[@jacksonsalyerbehr7871]

ok virgins

[@nutellacastle]

@@jacksonsalyerbehr7871 yes of course. what were you expecting? holding hands before marriage?😩🤢 gross, bro.

[@shay610yearsago2]

tinglesrosyrupeeland yea and what if it don’t fit

[@JustMe-rm2pw]

Lube is a thing bro.

[@thatlycantomboy]

I got an ad for Hooked where the first line was “Feeling thirsty, Drew?” so anyways

[@Purriah]

Get out, furry

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@Purriah your name is an animal pun of a word that means outcast. Your name is a synonym of furry

[@wawanaqueer]

I GOT THE EXACT SAME ONE JUST NOW

[@pigeonbraine]

ThatLycanTomboy I got an ad on this video for the 2nd Trevor and the Virgin💀💀

[@lilly4608]

booty_ hunter420 oh shiii 😶

[@thatchick115]

The funny thing is her toxicology report JUST came in confirming cyanide, the police were probably alerted and her death will be looked into so Bri def isn’t getting away with it

[@ArLnkin]

She could put Cyanide in the food that the boyfriend cooked!

[@gemkeys2087]

@@ArLnkin thats like the whole premise of the story. but like, how?

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@gemkeys2087 maybe she was the boyfriend all along

[@maxstark4744]

@@ashikjaman1940 "The perfect crime! I pretend to be her boyfriend, then I make the police think her boyfriend killed her so instead of arresting me, they arrest her boyfriend... Who is me. Shit."

[@trianglemoebius]

The police investigate and find a long log of texts from the victim about how she believes her boyfriend is poisoning her, complete with at least circumstantial evidence (she states it happens every time Eve goes to his house, etc.).

[@rhi2021]

“But I’m invested in this app” Would you say you’re..hooked?

[@landonmiller1405]

Oh my god

[@lvbboi9]

GODDAMNIT

[@faenene]

h h h

[@mariahcassidy9743]

Oh Jesus, have mercy

[@socialnorm3295]

Hhhhhhhhh

[@elliemccalmon3467]

Hooked is just a worse, 100% more expensive version of wattpad.

[@meliycon-roma4112]

you arent wrong...

[@nagisa0931]

At least 80% of Wattpad is free.

[@anastasiao4036]

@@Ruby-yb8kk At least webtoons is free with actually good stories lol

[@spiltmilk0204]

wattpads better lmao

[@Hellothere-mz1sv]

LMAO I WAS LITERALLY GONNA SAY THAT

[@lotsoftreble9907]

i like how we're supposed to feel sympathetic for roy and jim even though they've stalked and are now taking a video of a nude person without her consent after breaking into their house

[@tomeddy9709]

jim and roy, like da office, the show that no one has ever heard of

[@diorsxf]

tom eddy I’ve heard of the office I haven’t watched it in a while cri

[@pantherreggie]

I was about to like this but.... it has 666 likes.

[@diorsxf]

Darn it, somebody liked it so it’s not 711

[@Panndia]

Lol right? I’m like, “eat him girl!” You do you, gettcha self a little post workout snack!

[@pineappletwoface3224]

A lady my mom knew was being heavy metal poisoned by her husband, not enough to kill her, but enough to keep her sick enough to be dependent on him. It took 2 YEARS for anybody to believe her that he was the one doing it. She got accused of doing it to herself for attention. She got away, but he never faced charges.

[@husband-of-chinggis]

Jeez, that's terrible. I'm always astounded by people's refusal to believe women 🤨

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@husband-of-chinggis How? People have been treating women horribly for millennia now.... is it REALLY that surprising?

[@husband-of-chinggis]

@@nomoretwitterhandles You think things are changing until you hear things like this!

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@husband-of-chinggis As someone who has a vagina and doesn't even identify as a woman, I am very aware of how this world treats women. Whether I want to be or not, I am forced to be a woman because of how society treats me. It may not be obvious to actual women, but it's obvious to me.

[@husband-of-chinggis]

@@nomoretwitterhandles Okay? You don't gotta be superior about it. I'm a nonbinary person with a vagina, too. I'm just an optimistic person who doesn't experience much sexism. And it's just a youtube comment.

[@NinjaPickle]

Trevor Holt is known around my school for having the largest *Chicken Run (2001) Holiday Special DVD collection*

[@jubileetea]

man I'd kill for a collection of those he really do be lucky doe

[@iamapieceofcandy]

My dad bought me that movie when I was smol 😂😭

[@NinjaPickle]

@Jessica Cutler Thanks

[@littlemanwithhat1966]

I love this

[@lucasallanrogers]

I think you mean *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*

[@maximairapetov5450]

I wonder what Drew’s wife thought when she saw his last 2 searches were “how long does it take for a blood test to come back” and “how long does it take for cyanid to kill”

[@fishnamedgoat2103]

Lmio

[@ellwar493]

Limbo

[@swarajkanr]

No worries, she poisoned him.

[@cyberpsychosisbutbetter]

Limo

[@aperson3832]

@@swarajkanr AYOO

[@kyevmanus3702]

Mom can I have netflix? No we have netflix at home Netflix at home:

[@monkeh218]

dude that is like the only funny comment on this video

[@rayshepherd5971]

I felt this on a different level😂

[@djlclopez128]

Not funny at all

[@shelbysmith8651]

Yeah pretty much 😂

[@overatedfrog8450]

HAHA

[@Potatinized]

It's fun to see that it's in texting format. As if Dan came to catch her spitting out the food, and then reached for his phone to confront her while standing in front of her.

[@MaryamMaqdisi]

*Aggressively typing*

[@gIoomykitty]

this is literally what my friend did to me when she ended our friendship 😭she got upset at me, started typing really fast on her phone, and then she left the room and sent me a text

[@emilyalyssa3392]

i would pay to have him read all the hooked stories to me

[@discontinuedcat1697]

Ha, 69 likes

[@anguslavy3102]

Help im falling off a building not anymore mate

[@Kanik_Crow]

As would I

[@E3EK]

I would like your comment, but it would ruin the 420

[@saintshrooms9424]

Help im falling off a building 😒

[@gayghostguy2089]

You like to watch 10 hours of DVD screensaver? *I knew you were a man of culture*

[@anthonys6417]

Caden K wow only 4 hours

[@estebean2146]

Yeah don’t you.

[@BeelzebubMontgomery]

No way! Another Koda fan in the wild? Holy crap we need to be friends ASAP dude.

[@madamebluebell4597]

Even better is DVD logo hits the corner EVERY TIME

[@mysteryname6792]

He was waiting for it to perfectly bounced off of a corner.

[@nerdcity]

"WAT!?" by F. Scott Fitzgerald

[@rozempire2843]

Nerd City I don’t get it

[@ascovers5132]

The great WATsby

[@nerdcity]

Anna Rahal - Nice, there it is :)

[@tesshope4449]

Jay: Daisy?????? Your husband just shot me!!!!!! Daisy: WAT???

[@user_imyarek]

Шнеге iз уоиг соптепт блэт?

[@joelthompson5641]

Like how he explicitly chose romance over horror and the first story he gets is a guy getting murdered by some monster after perving on her in the show, makes my heart flutter

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how many likes you got

[@joelthompson5641]

@@afellowpotato Woah thank you, I didn't know

[@tee-py3zx]

Roy: *is texting his friend with his phone* Also Roy: DUDE YOU GOTTA CALL SOMEONE!!!!!!

[@damianwaynerobin5984]

"Anyway let's watch this story now." *Ad plays* You sneaky cheeky bastard

[@thatonequietkid2453]

The fact that I got a hooked ad also makes it funnier

[@Jacob87439]

CHEEKI BREEKI

[@gods.coffin]

Same Brenda

[@buzzword227]

me too i couldn't stop laughing at the fact that the same exact ad came on

[@kroseandpen4671]

“Trevor Holt has” The biggest Harry Potter collection.

[@ackerwoman16]

"You know what" makes this even better

[@uniserenity1414]

I’m your 666 like. Hehehe

[@openarmsbyszafttravisscott]

so do I 😭😭

[@spiltmilk0204]

trevor holt has the biggest pokemon card collection and by trevor holt i mean _me_

[@gingercube688]

I would be there

[@pressxfor7219]

I remember when hooked was free and people could upload there own stories. Then they removed all the stories and replaced them with ones that the hooked staff created. You also had to pay to read them.

[@sapphirethesapphic]

were the fanmade stories good?

[@trianglemoebius]

@@sapphirethesapphic No.

[@pressxfor7219]

@@sapphirethesapphic did not see your comment. Very few of the stories were good enough to make me want to continue reading them. And I mean very very few. So many of them were downright cringe self-inserts.

[@shrimpshufflr7745]

@@pressxfor7219 the way I need the old hooked app now because I have wattpad for that EXACT reason

[@vizarra5769]

Ok but I would definitely pay 40 dollars a year if Drew and Danny Gonzalez read the stories the same way they read that fanfic about themselves.

[@beckybergman6023]

That would be awesome. Maybe us watching with adds would balance the cost!

[@intagiblemist9676]

Bingo. This reminded me of that

[@micgil4193]

1000th like on the comment bois

[@kyrstenmarie]

KovatePrivalski97 YES

[@natalieh3304]

i would, however, definitely pay $40/yr if all of these stories were read to me by drew in this manner

[@TibbyII]

@Drew pay attention

[@serenityo]

yes tho

[@Lifes_a_Willow]

Yes!

[@tommer9621]

@@FissionCube He literally said in the video he had to pay for it. He said that he started the trial last week and didn't cancel by accident 18:26

[@FissionCube]

​@@tommer9621 whys ur tone so angery jesus christ?? by the time u replied i had relaised that and deleted it, like, try refreshing b4 replying to mistakes in case they already realised??

[@lilagrace8227]

I love that he signed up as Danny Gonzalez.

[@sadtoast6122]

They are the same person

[@FluffiestBunBuns]

they are the same person

[@tobisouza1294]

Couples who sign up together, stay together 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍😘🥰👱🏻‍♂️🤜🏻🤛🏼👱🏼‍♂️

[@mrskitkats]

Hello fellow Lila

[@lilagrace8227]

Lila Italian Last Name hello😂

[@NASkeywest]

I immediately thought that the “panty raid” story about Roy hiding in a girls closet would turn out he was in Jim’s closet.

[@trianglemoebius]

I thought Jim and the girl were going to turn out to be laying a trap. Especially after it was mentioned the girl was texting someone, I figured that person would turn out to be Jim, and this entire thing was a setup to kidnap the man. Think sort of like the beginning to Psycho, where a bad person gets caught be an even worse person and horror ensues.

[@paarthmathur5532]

That would have been much funnier

[@magnifichades9710]

Honesty yes

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

much better story tbh

[@sabrinay4739]

And Jim would also be in the closet

[@Amaraofficial]

I’d pay $250 a year if Drew read all the stories.

[@urznightmare]

"wat?!"

[@erinbrady5420]

app idea

[@kyleandrews8617]

biiiiiiiiiiiiig facts

[@Officiall_Bean]

Re

[@TimiT959]

"You! Puh-puh-puh-poisoned me!" Audible should sponsor Drew.

[@davidmackayy]

I'd pay for this app if you narrated everything.

[@TNovix]

Is the app worth it if Drew nar- Yes...

[@anthonyy_vivid5438]

Si

[@gracelessabomination9847]

Oh, me too.

[@ivelisseys7285]

YES.

[@ploopybear]

@@ivelisseys7285 Ivelisse YES

[@mrturtletail3945]

I like how all these stories, the characters are like texting their death. "I'm being chased help me! Oh my god she's going to kill me" "Aaaaaaahhhhhhh, I'M DYYYYYIINNN" "Phhhhh....." *Dead*

[@uhhh8787]

Ikr like in the poison one they were both literally standing in the bathroom but texting each other??

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

@@uhhh8787 I am pretty sure they were speech bubbles, not text messages. But then it doesn't make sense with texting while she's with Dan.

[@trishalennex4630]

Well to be fair they can’t tell the story any other way

[@cheesecheese6950]

I was the 666th like.

[@cheesecheese6950]

First name Last name I think they were supposed to be talking, but they probably can't add audio.

[@heklyr3370]

I like how they’re talking/arguing in the same room about being poisoned…through text messages

[@tsukihanyou]

Okay but why did she print the book? She could've just like... taken the file.........

[@carolinepark]

bet she did it for the extra scare factor,, printers unexpectedly starting up is the scariest shit ever man

[@FissionCube]

@@carolinepark even when i print something i get scared of the noise

[@junipiter4689]

She’s gonna need to print it anyways

[@jzua3354]

KorobkAA true why would she waste her own printer ink printing out a whole book her dead friend won’t need the ink. What if she dosen’t even have a printer is she gonna go to a library and pay 15¢ per page hell no

[@kingtut7213]

D&D must have written this Hooked clip

[@erinmarshburn8622]

Petition to make a knock off version of Hooked, but it's just Drew reading the stories.

[@greta7353]

signed

[@GA_131]

signed x200

[@sirgreyspear]

Signed.

[@CJ-iz3mp]

audible but it's just drew gooden

[@gdhjhugtrfedghnjg]

*proceeds to forge tens of thousands of signatures*

[@js0219]

The hooked text msg ads are literally just "mom is that you in the driveway?" "No" *CLIFFHANGER*

[@El-de6nj]

@Emma Santos "just stay calm. board up the windows, and stay away from the front door."

[@Batmantherealbatman]

@@El-de6nj "OMG Mom what's going on? "

[@K-I-A-]

@@Batmantherealbatman “JUST DO IT”

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

@@K-I-A- “Okay, going to do it now…”

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

@@Batmantherealbatman sorry to interrupt but celeste pfp

[@justmagdalenadownhere]

They gave you the options of scary/romantic, but nowhere in there did they give you the option of a _good_ story.

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how many likes you got

[@justmagdalenadownhere]

@@afellowpotato Lmao that's actually pretty useful, thanks!

[@jasonhundley]

Just a note. There have been cases of people slowly poisoning someone and they get sicker and sicker over time. People can actually handle having small amounts of cyanide in their system without dying. And one of the symptoms of small doses of cyanide is headaches. Also, if Eve went to the ER or her doctor and told them she thought she was being poisoned, they would rush her blood work and have it done in a few hours.

[@charlesmonroe2971]

Interesting.

[@hollisticc]

That's true, but if she told her doctor she thought she was being poisoned and the tests came back proving it, I feel like they'd get the police involved practically immediately

[@oOISekaIOo]

Yeah, watched enough crime shows to know this 😅

[@OmqSparklez]

And it's not even just cyanide, there's dozens of poisons this is applicable to, most commonly heavy metal poisonings (arsenic and lead especially, though lead isn't usually like... an intentional poisoning, except on behalf of the government against every single person in impoverished communities) and a lot of poisons present in flowering plants (both intentionally and non-intentional, a lot of poisonous flowers are used in various medications, from heart medications to antidepressants). It's super common for a poison to be something that kills you slowly over time even when done intentionally, often more common than an outright one-time lethal dose, as its believed to be more discreet and less likely to be found out, though, with modern knowledge and forensic technology this often isn't really true.

[@aseofhearts]

and there body becomes more tolèrent to it so it takes loads to actually kill them

[@inaynaycoleman]

The girl wasn’t an alien, thats just what girls do when we realize we’re being secretly recorded

[@owoshikagekiwa1166]

Yea, its what everyone does

[@onionman8811]

can confirm

[@weebo3174]

Blowing our cover, not cool man smh😞

[@blackeyedchild3688]

Indeed accurate

[@janetneri-nunez1346]

Bruh I thought we weren’t supposed to say anything?

[@katherinefreeman7114]

I love how Bri acts like she's some kind of criminal mastermind when Eve's doctor has solid proof that she was being poisoned and acting like they wouldn't do an autopsy.

[@e.w2857]

Also the fact that the doctor found cyanide in her system, and was just like “yeah see you later”

[@KEvinou]

Or... The police could read Eve's texts where Bri admits killing her to steal her book. Bri is the best killer ever !

[@elizabethfrohn-hengst296]

What I think is funny is that the girl has all the symptoms of arsenic poisoning and the delay also makes sense but then they make it cyanide for literally no reason screwing up the whole thing

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how many likes you got

[@bronte4991]

lost it when he typed in danny gonzalez as his sign up name and didn't even acknowlegde it

[@j8z1yn]

Drew downloading apps I been curious to download but haven’t is probably the best thing ever

[@oliviagarden9460]

Same

[@zad_rasera]

I hope he downloads Choices

[@krisdoesart9643]

Zad Ras FYI I got it, you have to pay money to choose the choices that actually help you complete the story, I wouldn't bother

[@nathanhoward9128]

There is a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest *collection of vintage holographic pokemon cards*

[@tibb75]

swoon

[@hellothere5843]

He's gotta be one *swood* guy

[@andersmith1484]

After reading this my pants are wetter than a water park

[@andersmith1484]

Bruh I would also like to know I’m uhhh asking for a friend

[@mlemp5426]

NO!!!! I DO!!!!

[@esobelisk3110]

I think that last story would’ve been significantly better if it happened 10 years ago in a detective story. it’s just easier to gloss over the decision to kill someone for a book she has no guarantee will see commercial success, if we start out the story with her being a renowned author. also, I can clearly imagine Poirot giving his monologue revealing the killer like “but the food, it was clean. monsieur Dan was not the one responsible for mademoiselle Eve’s mysterious illness…” “but the poison, it was not in the food, nonono, it was in the drink.” “because it was *you*, mademoiselle Bri, who poisoned your friend, so that you could publish her book under your own name!”

[@evemathieson]

I enjoyed how Jim and Roy’s accents gradually went from American to Norwegian back to American but more intense

[@thefantorangster2491]

Idk if that’s Norwegian but whatever

[@evemathieson]

The Fantorangster it changed so much it’s hard to pin down tbh

[@BigBoy-ni3vb]

I fr just pressed the skip arrow when he was showing the ad

[@banannymcphee9410]

me too lmao

[@talb.1805]

☠️☠️

[@suicidalpickle5283]

Lol me to

[@aleta14]

Big Boy me too lmao

[@pururin42]

It didn't even fucking register I hate that

[@jhc2457]

Eve must be related to Rasputin with the way she was immune to the cyanide

[@earendilthemariner5546]

Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen

[@bigwood5495]

Then they shot him till he was dead!

[@rosetintednightmares]

IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARRIED OOOOONNNNNN

[@pdph-kk4ut]

HISTORY REFRENCE

[@T0rturedP03t]

Miraak is it sad I know all of the lyrics to that song because of just dance🤨😬

[@gamernotvalid9452]

I'm surprised Drew hasn't heard of husbands or wives slowly poisoning their beloved with antifreeze and other chemicals. Slowly over time so hardly no trace will be found. It's really not that unheard of.

[@salamander7278]

Amanda makes sure he never finds out

[@True3AM]

Danny Gonzalez is surely going to enjoy his free trial!

[@angel-dn3xs]

lmao i noticed too

[@Steampunkfox143]

I was giggling so much at that

[@daliahmeadow5257]

Did I miss something?

[@kittylouvex]

Daliah Rutledge at 2:59 he signs up as danny

[@TheMaddness22]

Why is no one talking about how Trevor Holt looks like he's 50 years old

[@althepal234]

Yeah lmao He looks like he’s 5-10 years older than her

[@criistal_frappex253]

@@althepal234 right?!

[@althepal234]

Stars Gacha yes

[@gaytrise]

I actually laughed when I read that he was supposed to be 21

[@hugeclockowner7949]

@@anistyme uncle

[@maineventjr1685]

Is it just me or most of the ads are like *YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE! YOU'RE IN SERIOUS DANGER!*

[@thatsEforEveryone]

Everytime

[@thatsEforEveryone]

@sweet pineapple ?

[@howlingwolves6448]

Ikr

[@Percaning]

And the daughter is all like, “no, I need to find out what’s happening.”

[@Krawberry]

Percaning “I NEED YOU TO LEAVE THE HOUSE NOW, YOU ARE IN DANGER” “What are you talking about mom? What’s going on? Im not moving until you tell me” READ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ON HOOKED

[@fizzymilk2246]

I hear Trevor Holt has the biggest... credit card debt

[@stegothedino]

extended warranty

[@salamander7278]

He’s a bad boy, with bad credit 😩

[@spencermaydriver-honeycutt9920]

i knew it!!!!!!!!

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

He really forgot to do the math before choosing to pay $15 every month

[@ericataylor7618]

😂😂

[@imamajesticseahorse2548]

This needs to be a series. Drew reading Hooked is what I never knew I needed.

[@charlieashdown6060]

guess you could say you’re HOOKED!

[@imamajesticseahorse2548]

@@charlieashdown6060 hahahahaha! This just made my whole day.

[@charlieashdown6060]

HowDareYou I aim to please.

[@tinachristina9669]

HowDareYou I VOTE HEEEELLL YESSSSSS

[@LexiH1116]

He’d have to pay for it, wouldn’t he?

[@noel090909]

“Hi. I’m a different character.” Brilliant writing once again.

[@Ion848]

2:58 “Danny Gonzalez”. 16:51 “Disliked”. These Subtle Things Had Me Dying ^. 🤣🤣

[@DivideThatBy9Please]

Lmao same!!!

[@l3ashedfr3ak64]

Pocket I XXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD SAME THOOOOOOO

[@jackmanmoth6526]

Pocket I wut duo it say

[@Ion848]

Jackman MØTH What?

[@jackmanmoth6526]

Pocket I shit autocorrect, I mean what does it say

[@benmichels8462]

I love how they were still texting in person. Just casually sitting next to each other, about 2 feet away, texting each other.

[@elusivids8155]

i’m so glad i’m not the only person who got this ad every. single. video.

[@emmvids6920]

SAMMMMEEE

[@channel7zip]

i’ve never seen this ad before lol

[@GamingOS]

I've NEVER seen it

[@mdhmoud]

I always get it and it’s so annoying

[@mireyz9094]

cassidy’s edits I keep on getting it as well

[@20bones]

i miss your paint art in the background of your videos bring it back or ill be in contact with my lawyers

[@cleetusbartholomew]

kay he needs to bring it back rn

[@evitare8714]

You’ll be reviewing your legal options* FTFY

[@maddim810]

i know the law baby

[@yougotstupidity]

maddi m8 I only fear bts stans no one else

[@SectusOG]

@BODE LAWRIE DAMN IT someone beat me to it!

[@emmaskinner7411]

why did i try and press the “skip ad” button at the start lmao

[@mimimorant6172]

Not the only one man

[@KateSaltel2]

Mimi Morant TRUE THO

[@huhdotgov7937]

samez

[@violetsachs]

Me too

[@Karaetify]

Same

[@felixramminger5556]

Drew signing up as danny gonzales is peak comedy

[@lemonisland1]

Right when he said let’s get back to the story I was cut off with a hooked ad of Trevor and the Virgin

[@cubingonly2778]

Lemon Island SAME

[@zoeym.7956]

SAME

[@connorphilipp]

You know he's good, when he uses ad's for comedic value

[@brocowsci]

KZbin vanced, or ad blocker

[@blastketchup4953]

Lmao same

[@ori_geva]

I'd pay 15 bucks a month for you acting out all their stories

[@Kerrviii]

Ori Geva the moneys knocking at your door! We’re ready for it.

[@wendyallen9089]

Same

[@bunburyist_online]

Wat?

[@bilty0707]

Ori Geva yep

[@suburbanmomsally5036]

I would absolutely pay for the Hooked App if Drew Gooden narrated every damn story on it. Otherwise, no.

[@softbabeh]

Suburban Mom Sally tru dat

[@RG-gp4jz]

Suburban Mom Sally 1k likes first

[@gamma2816]

They should contact him and put him on payrole. xD

[@wisteria444]

Suburban Mom Sally omg yes

[@emmaw5330]

Suburban Mom Sally don’t give him any ideas lol

[@fnord3125]

Why did Eve only feel sick after eating Dan's food if Bri was poisoning her???

[@anyways-7813]

There could be multiple reasons for this, one, Bri would only poison Eve on days she went to her boyfriend house to pin the blame on him, two, she could always sneak into the house (which is very unlikely) to poison her food I suggest the first one

[@thedamnedcat3240]

they were both poisoning her

[@TheStopmotion2]

Simple, his cooking sucks

[@khaosctrlb47]

Writer forgot where that plot thread was going to lead

[@rooksteel7956]

This is the official petition to get Drew to change his name to Drew Longhorn

[@BigRanchDunk]

Rook Steel I thought his name was Danny Gonzalez though

[@Jojojoeyx3]

Joel Thompson no it’s drewnny goodzalous

[@blueberrysk1es]

Rook Steel signed ✅

[@VOLAIRE]

Danny Gonzalez is gonna wonder why he’s being charged for Hooked at a ridiculously lousy price

[@soda_fairy]

Sharing is important in a marriage

[@jaxjax960]

Jsdjjshajsjs ikr

[@majakoz7375]

I want to like the comment but it's 669 and that's too perfect

[@micahrv4405]

How is Bri sneaking cyanide in Dan’s cooking?...it’s not like she’s 3rd wheeling this couples date every time they have a dinner together

[@juniperq4900]

She is Dan in a disguise

[@neliaferreira9983]

Bri and Dan are lovers and plotted together. They will both buy an island with the proceeds of that masterwork book.

[@bittertheverbose9054]

I suspect that after visiting dan's house she invites Bri over and they drink wine together? And for some reason she doesn't realize that Bri never drinks the wine

[@christineaikhuele184]

@@neliaferreira9983 woah :o

[@butchered_deathmetal]

Almonds, a hell of a lot of them

[@georgialilly7467]

Much better ending to the poison story would be if Eve figured out that it was Bri but didn't say anything about it. Bri brings over the wine, and Eve poisons Bri's glass while she isn't looking.

[@Gojirilla]

I loved how you quickly showed you'd put in "Danny Gonzalez" for the name when signing up.

[@bellakonrad5952]

Cream Of The Crop and the super fast dislike for the Eve story

[@Speed-TV]

Why are all of their names three letters long lol

[@Rhyxelz]

can't count to four

[@tunasandvich9609]

Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

[@Speed-TV]

@@tunasandvich9609 13

[@thatdude._.]

@@tunasandvich9609 ._. Doki Doki reference?

[@tunasandvich9609]

@@thatdude._. Nah man it's just the pattern seeking brain seeing sus everywhere I go but Doki Doki Literature club is pretty fresh too

[@djouhretlanuit]

i can't believe drew is now a french citizen, thank you expressVPN

[@alexstlaurent1118]

Speaking of false advertising, Netflix will not let you watch content if it knows you are using a VPN. I use ExpressVPN, I just tried to watch The Dark Knight from France, and it blocked

[@tibsthefox]

Alex St Laurent Ummm I use ExpressVPN and Netflix works just fine for me

[@Candied_yamz]

I like how Roy hiding in a girls closet and trying to film her naked w out her knowing just makes him “kind of a pervert”.. KIND OF ??? Bruh

[@vminweddingcaterer3675]

i have been waiting for someone to talk about trevor and the virgin. just from the youtube ads i have been feeling grotesquely invested

[@notthatguyfromdownthestree4609]

fatal gonnorhea I couldn’t take you serious with the name 😂

[@cecilyerker]

Fatal gonorrhea is no laughing matter

[@vminweddingcaterer3675]

Cecily Erker too damn right

[@halleknarr1765]

420th like 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

[@cavaradossi3]

The whole thing is on KZbin

[@val4398]

Trevor Holt has the biggest My little pony collection

[@lourdesirlanda6099]

aaaAAAAAAAAAA

[@mindisxx5665]

The best comment on this video lmao

[@timothyfloogle]

He has the biggest gun in the armory

[@val4398]

How did this make highlighted comment

[@erectile_dysfunction]

11/10 comment

[@Jamie-rr9uv]

Legend has it He still hasn’t cancelled the subscription

[@veghead05]

😂😢 F

[@awesomesuncoolfriend]

Why does eve (poisoned girl) jump straight to the conclusion that her bf is poisoning her? Surely it's way more plausible that he just uses a cleaning product she's slightly allergic to

[@ryokosmith9519]

"I'm not sure it warrants it's own IMDB page, but that certainly didn't stop them." 😂

[@CampingCosmo]

I like how Bri and eve texted each other when they were right next to each other

[@rooodis456]

And Eve just dies like that lmao

[@chancewill6910]

And how she texted while she was dying

[@bogwife7942]

those damn millennials

[@petyreyvind9963]

That's what I was thinking 😭😭

[@gayjayy]

And Dan when he's literally face to face with Eve in a confrontation

[@CoolShadowCat19]

Wait, boys don’t peel off their skin when they get home?

[@zage5495]

Jayne huhhh

[@yuritarded5245]

Jayne wat

[@timothyfloogle]

Ant-man!!... SSSHHHHH

[@timothyfloogle]

Who squealed? Seriously that was like rule 8 of fight club

[@eeeeewewew]

@@timothyfloogle You just broke the first rule.

[@nar4120]

i love how it’s in a texting form i just imagine dan and the main character just standing up in the bathroom texting each other

[@user-tz5lb1ox9z]

I love that they’re together but still texting lmao

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

Makena E.H. The story is in text but there speaking in real life

[@JoshityJosh]

Silver AG So what’s the point of having it text?

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

Son N. -_- because they have to continue texting in the way the story is made

[@SicoSniper]

@@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539 That makes no sense

[@modernspartan98]

Its a writing style, it has an actual name but all i can remember is its originally from poetry

[@lotsofe-m5r]

Hooked: Horror or Romance. People: Romance. Hooked: *Gives romance stories that are basically horror

[@michac.8283]

A lot of rom coms and romantic movies/books glorify creepy behavior, or even sexual harassment and play it off as cute or romantic. Then girls watch them and get unhealthy ideas about relationships and romance.

[@citlaliargueta3306]

@@michac.8283 so kinda like watt pad maybe

[@ahshitherewegoagain7461]

@@citlaliargueta3306 No that's exactly what wattpad is, because then those girls who are into those ideas write their own stories or fanfictions that then get passed to more girls... then the cycle continues.

[@citlaliargueta3306]

@@ahshitherewegoagain7461 right

[@bluebaby3045]

It’s funny that they offered you the options romance or horror, when in reality, they’re a weird mesh of both but done poorly HDJCJDN

[@ryanc9916]

This video was released 30 seconds ago, but I’ll pretend I watched the whole thing. Wow, what a great video!

[@steaktacobeats783]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYupnJKAmJmCp6s

[@mykes7239]

it's always great tho

[@ryanc9916]

May me u right u right

[@laycebug3260]

My favorite part was when he talked about the thing with the thing! So humorous!

[@zacharyjune7510]

@@steaktacobeats783 DUDE THAT SONG IS SO GOOD OMG ITS FRIKKIN AMAZE TOTALLY

[@slbock]

I would pay $4.99 a week for Drew to do dramatic readings of these stories.

[@katevenhorst1723]

A video compilation of every time Drew says “WAT?!” would bring me endless joy.

[@imarealhumanyeahtotallynot6722]

A combo of wet and weed

[@deancaringella2556]

Yes

[@sami_irl]

Make it yourself

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

I love how he continued to say WAT even when it wasn't texts anymore and the text was "what"

[@atable2505]

@@sami_irl now Sami that’s not very nice apologize now or you’re grounded

[@ellaczeiner3974]

That add in the beginning came on when my teacher was trying to show us a KZbin video about WWI

[@althepal234]

I guess that made history more interesting then

[@peppaztea6031]

LMAO

[@kitkat-bs3vu]

oh noo 😭😭

[@ashleylololololollollol]

What did everyone say?

[@SonicsOfClubPenguin]

Lmfao

[@kateolwill8645]

love the implication that if ur doctor found cyanide in your system they would just. let u go. lmao

[@hehelaugh]

like yeah, you're dying, but i'm busy, get out of here

[@okaayushi]

That's cuz they said "HELP LET ME GO"

[@brookd7654]

@@okaayushi STOP KIDNAPPING ME

[@monke980]

@Claire Morgan HE WAS JUST A DOLPHIN SWIMMIN IN THE SEA

[@peepeecrusher5765]

h u

[@claytonharbaugh308]

About the cyanide, what you said about cyanide instantly killing you isn’t entirely true. There was one person known to have survived cyanide poisoning, and now I’m convinced that the main character’s real name is Grigori Rasputin, she’s a Russian monk, and this entire story is set in 1916 Saint Petersburg.

[@trianglemoebius]

It is very unlikely Rasputin actually was as tenacious as people believe he was. Considering the stories of him surviving come entirely from his assassins, it seems far more likely Rasputin's killers just didn't want to admit they were really bad at their jobs. No, the person who survived Čabrinović, one of the assassins of Franz Ferdinand. When he failed to kill the Archduke (this is a story I highly recommend reading by the way, it's actually hilarious how badly everyone involved managed to fuck up) he tried to jump in a river and swim to safety, only to realise it was low tide and the river was only a few feet deep, and then tried to eat cyanide to avoid capture, only to immediately vomit it up, not even giving it enough time to start being digested. In this case, there are many witnesses and the man was finally taken alive.

[@dopesickdog]

HAHAHAHAHA but, seriously, he probably wasn't superhuman & the story's more propaganda to write off their botched assassination attempts

[@dopesickdog]

@@trianglemoebius every time i hear that story it's like the first time. Legendary

[@Jartran72]

0.5mg per litres will kind of get you the symptoms described in the story. About 2 mg/l will lead to seizures, bleeds and often lifelong neurological damage. 3mg/l will be lethal 99% of the time within few minutes. Incredibly painful (all pain receptors in the body firing kind of pain) minutes until death and nothing can really save you now

[@peytoncooper]

I give this app a broken marriage out of 10.

[@radioactivehuman1684]

*cough HoJared and Pewds cough*

[@carolannmac1231]

😂

[@SarahsSaga]

Only 9 year olds will understand

[@lolar7707]

nojared

[@Absenteeee]

aged like fine milk

[@grunklesam787]

“She’s got a good doctor”. Or a really bad one.

[@shahadtawati9762]

lol yeah they would’ve admitted her to the hospital as soon as they found out, but no they let her love her life slowly dying

[@PolrisTired]

"We found cyanide in your blood" "I knew it! Now I can go home to the person trying to kill me while slowly dying" "Yeah ok cool now get outta here we've gotta speedrun some more tests"

[@sam-rd6ob]

BWAHAHAHA

[@missimperfectlyfine7]

i love your pfp!! omni here ☺️

[@PolrisTired]

@@missimperfectlyfine7 Question, isn't that the same as pan

[@jamieboo2923]

if someone looks at drew’s search history ... “how long does cyanide take to kill someone” “how long does blood test takes to come back”

[@teganbarber8011]

FBI OPEN UP

[@caxton9948]

jamie boo probably some “Danny Gonzales and drew Gooden fan fiction” searches in there too

[@公冰]

Imagine his wife going on his phone and find that

[@selahhess7415]

I’m locking my doors tonight

[@Lifes_a_Willow]

jamie boo that’s what I was thinking! 😂😂

[@sabba6018]

The panty raid story is crazy. It’s about two perverts (the protagonists) illegally filming a (probably) child with a skin condition

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

More like, a monster

[@lemongreed7916]

I thought it was a reptiloid

[@LuigiGamesful]

Kinda sus how the first thing that came to your mind is a child

[@meganfehr8561]

Why would you assume she's a minor 😂

[@MaryamMaqdisi]

​@@meganfehr8561 they mentioned her being the hottest girl in school, right? So 17 or younger sounds likely.

[@intigray]

i would definitely pay 15 bucks a month for this app if drew voiced every single one

[@TheNsider]

Yup

[@chobbis3]

i would pay $4.99 a week

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

I would pay a dollar a day

[@Kayizcray]

sometimes i wonder why companies sponsor anyone but the commentary channels that actually make funny ad reads for them that i don't skip over every time

[@suzannahkeiser5717]

kayizcray Right??

[@ASvids1324]

16:53 “did you like this story?” *thumbs down*

[@deepsheep6115]

I could've lived my life 100% fine without remembering those dumbass ads

[@milmil5350]

I thought this was a dating app, not a paid version of Wattpad. 😁

[@LegacyToons]

Fun fact, wattpad has payed books now sooooooo...

[@dullicecream]

About that....

[@LegacyToons]

@Im not racist I swear Eh. theres more than that but mostly shitty cliche stuff.

[@kxk435]

ScuseMeCouldYouPleaseLeave? Wattpad deserves it sadly 😔

[@brejackson2721]

This literally is a knockoff from a book on Wattpad 😂😂

[@fayept]

ah, yes, the two genders: scary and romantic

[@lucvalor]

Lol

[@misterminutes4504]

Good thing I'm Bisexual

[@omnical6135]

@@misterminutes4504 same. I would hate to be restricted to reading only romantic stories

[@nutpeg6915]

@@omnical6135 now i can only watch scary stories :D Life is pain, god is dead.

[@samaradashwood1491]

genders ?? what do genders have to do with anything ?? I think you mean genres

[@dorkchops]

*_Trevor Holt has the biggest_* _amount of love and respect for wamen and gorls_

[@ChrisB-25]

“Gorls” lol

[@jason_always_painting3994]

Is he Gru?

[@weeblewooblewop]

Wamen*

[@helloworld2409]

*GORLS*

[@user-sw1qw9yi5e]

I have the biggest amount of love and respect for your profile picture

[@brittanyhydorn970]

You reading "Panty Raid" sounding like a 2yr old just made my day! 😆😂🤣