COOKING my PC with BAD ITCH.IO GAMES

[@qzeq]

JESSE we must get the qzeq Channel Membership for only $0.99/month! Look at all these pimp-ass emote's we're getting! kzbin.infojoin

[@paliszarok]

:waltjunior: :saul: :walt: :jesse: :hank:

[@truegamer2664]

I can't im too broke

[@simonixen]

yes

[@oklol681]

i already did that

[@katzen9268]

Mr white! Yo ill buy it yo later we need to cook first so I can aford it yo

[@gamertrotzki]

You are seriously one of the bravest people I've ever seen, plunging into the itch io rabbit hole, and risking your computer and sanity. Bravery such as this is truly extraordinarily rare.

[@mildlydumbperson8465]

You don't need alot really, an itch io account and a virtual machine.

[@F4ntAsyyFR]

This is a virtual machine

[@jenlifh2871]

@@F4ntAsyyFR was about to say that

[@gamertrotzki]

For those saying that this is a virtual machine, I was already aware.

[@mildlydumbperson8465]

@@gamertrotzki Understandable, have a nice day.

[@fsp0_]

I like the fact that this series is getting more consistent uploads

[@Jellotines]

FITU

[@kindafunnymonkey]

Honestly love this series so much. Thank you for making it. :)

[@indiegameworld5830]

Can anyone check out my game please.

[@Jellotines]

You have been jumpscar

[@Ghost_raccoon]

3:53 a perfect example of the mild finnish rage

[@DemonDomain666]

heavy emphasis on the word "mild" 😄

[@Jellotines]

Qzeq when raging:FITU. FITU

[@DavidGaming69]

*finished

[@Ghost_raccoon]

@@DavidGaming69 Finnish as in from Finland?!?!

[@DavidGaming69]

@@Ghost_raccoon english please

[@April_irl]

Gangsta mario dev here, it's my first actual game I've made lmao, I mostly made it to figure out how the engine it's made in works lol. Still thanks for playing it lmao

[@qzeq]

Thanks for making it! 😅 Atleast I got a cool background now 😎

[@April_irl]

@@qzeq true

[@saidochesto6231]

A melhor parte do vídeo é ele lendo o "kkkkk" como "kokokokokoko" esses jogos em português perdidos por aí são os melhores (Kkkkkk = lol )

[@gamingarchive9380]

sim

[@TalentedTailgater]

1:26 It just says “random arabic text yo make it funny 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙”

[@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS]

0:41 Bro downloaded a pack of 99 games and got someone's math homework XD

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

me playing minecraft: sees 2 pixels of blue at bottom of ravine me 2 nanoseconds later: 9:48

[@tieman733]

1:17 "Guys I think this is Brazilian" Me, as a portuguese:man... portuguese is the language.

[@mohammedabb985]

Brazilian

[@Anrai_MMV]

​@@mohammedabb985Portuguese

[@gergopiroska5749]

Patrick : Whats the difference?

[@felipeferreira00]

He probably meant that it was made in Brazil

[@keanostevens]

4:54 qzeq: yo we found a batch file you wanna run it *gets jumpscared*

[@SSP2056]

My day is instantly better when qzeq uploads! I always burst into massive laughter from those videos, thank you for this qzeq and keep up the great work!

[@Jellotines]

[big shot]

[@cee-jay0900]

4:31 I fr thought this was my pc

[@D_LGND]

4:56 got an ad for YT premium lol

[@marshallofataturk6009]

When im feeling sad Qzeq comes to the rescue :)))))

[@qzeq]

cheer up jesse, we need to cook my pc!

[@sucks_at_cs2]

Yes

[@GuideTerrarian]

@@qzeq Yo Mr White! I downloaded an "official" breaking bad game! now my computer is doing weird things!

[@popbob7120]

what makes you sad?

[@qzeq]

@@GuideTerrarian JESSE it's not 100% safe punjabi

[@ConnorDWolves]

Good to see that Brazilian memes are going around the world.

[@Jellotines]

Jesse we gotta Cook my pc

[@snowrider289]

8:41 What did you expect bro, anything's an NFT if you think about it.

[@Cothfotmeoo]

I like how the first "games" are just math problems. XD Who made that one, my mom? Some real quality pieces of art in this collection. XD Well played.

[@Jellotines]

It would be so awesome... It would be so cool

[@PEBISGOBLIN9000]

54 mins! Almost an hour but i made it to here! Also ur the best at killing ur pc, downloading viruses, and lastly: Making your viewers the most entertained! Keep up the good work! :>>

[@bluespy377]

1:45 it says : "the Random Arabic text that is funny"

[@NotBlack_777]

0:55 goofy ahh capybara with half eaten supari in his teeth LMAO 🤣🤣

[@surpriseman]

4:56 scream of the year

[@Jo_aJoaninha]

1:12 as this video has a brazillian reference, we, brazillians, automatically got the privillege of entering your house and robbing all your stuff, good luck

[@qzeq]

NOOOO 😂😂

[@scar9095]

This man is sacrificing his PC for us what a legend

[@Greenice56789]

He is using a Vm

[@scar9095]

@@Greenice56789 I know dude it's just for fun don't take it seriously

[@UltraCenterHQ]

The best way out of anything. Just say it's a joke and most people will believe you. It's like saying "It's just a prank, bro! The camera is over there"

[@scar9095]

@@UltraCenterHQ Yeah you're right

[@Jellotines]

Jesse we need to Cook my pc

[@kamiliiu7791]

1:35 nunca mais vou poder ouvir o AIAI sem pensar no bigodinho agora

[@the_real_space]

dps dessa o meme tomou um rumo completamente diferente kkkkkkkk

[@taavithecat1177]

Bro i just finished watching your another video and then i come to my home page and see this, u made my day :)

[@ENKO_does_everything]

THAT DISS to project Sekai was FOUL 2:10

[@flavflaviuflavius]

8:36 that guy looks like Walter Jr lmfao

[@laelersons]

finalmente depois de 800 anos um jogo br apareceu

[@anomcat]

depois de 800 anos...

[@immp3rfect845]

Keep up the good work your now my favorite KZbinr love it!

[@hydra7353]

"Soy homero chino" *vine boom effect* -greatest game of the year.

[@Jellotines]

Walter: JESSE DID YOU JUST INSTALL [windows 7.exe] ONTO FAMILY COMPUTER. Jesse:it said it was safe punjabi (no virus). computer:💀

[@dian-hillaryperez7006]

I remember how you play gangsta mario... And it turns out that i played bullet hell like touhou 6 and touhou 16... Awesome qzeq! Good for your video!

[@lenajk2004]

qzeq: “i know you have $0,99” my bank account: “i beg to differ”

[@hunters9136]

4:55 best scream ever😂😂😂😂😂

[@yoori9346]

How to make good videos step 1: watch qzeq step 2: get inspired by qzeq step 3:start making your videos step 4:give credit to qzeq that he inspired you for making videos step 5:you're a chad after all by doing this

[@CaptainManticore]

Yes

[@5d4a5]

@@CaptainManticore Yes

[@5d4a5]

chain exactly and its maching lowercase and uppcerase "Yes"

[@naoeveel]

I was so sure you were talking about yourself that i actually checked your channel

[@notnot9476]

@@5d4a5 Yes

[@mohamedx4870]

1:25 the creapy spongebob As an arabian It says"the random arabic text to be funny " It's filled with gramer mistakes and it's reversed The right way to write النص العربي العشوائي ليكون مضحكا

[@lotuwsq]

3:10 touhou 😎😎

[@qzeq]

ᗜˬᗜ

[@Iterator_SRS]

​@@qzeq⑨

[@toobin_]

dude ive been watching your content for almost a year now (bout 9 or 10 months), and i never realized you only had 60k subs... wtf????

[@Arifurys]

normal window 7: Qzeq: Naa bro cursed window 7 Qzeq: naa Sponsor thats not in this vid: im the sponsor

[@LazioUfficiale]

The ads literally saved me from the jumpscare.i love you ads.

[@GDA-BPUOC]

In 6:00 you can see chinese homer talk in spanish i found the real voice just searching Homero Chino

[@_WaterCommenter]

Bro the windows 7.exe would give me a panick attack as a kid and i would start crying as if i had a bad dream

[@Jerichofan826]

That what i need after my dog oassed away a few days ago. Thank you qzeq.

[@tylern6420]

4:51 pov: crappy killscreen

[@anordinaryfellow6977]

Bro keep the grind, you deserve a lot of subs for literally making yourself braindead with these games

[@plasmagrenade6175]

Qzeq has accidentally pirated 3 games he owns

[@nostalgiaguy3902]

Soy homero chino

[@Woffords_non-publish]

Ah, a Qzeq video, perfection 🤌

[@xMrLucas16]

Brasil being represented with the ASS, the Lasier being shocked sound effect was a nice touch

[@Ultradude-real]

8:15 only deltarune players will understand

[@ARandomWolfApproaches]

I'm glad you've been buying the pirated games you accidentally played, that's nice to see! :)

[@ARandomTexan]

0:08 Texas maps

[@Suprosse]

Underrated channel, love it!

[@mylifeissatire]

Finally, another blessing.

[@jakeyzz1233]

I feel so bad for qzeq’s pc lol

[@leksu_z]

I love this series so much! My day gets better when i see that qzeq uploads👍 P.S: Can you try to make a game? I learned game development pretty fast and i make games still to this day, i’m currently developing a Sauna Simulator, i hope you could try it when it’s done!

[@qzeq]

I've done programming as a hobby since middle school and actually have some small games i've made in the past! 😅 I might do a stream special sometimes where i make a game for itch.io 🤔

[@leksu_z]

@@qzeq Oh thats cool! The streaming idea sounds really good, hopefully that will happen!😁

[@garfleid2773]

@@qzeq :pog:

[@Jellotines]

@@qzeq soy hore chino

[@graduationlover910]

Shitposter simulator is weird because it has a screen when you die but it's a picture of rich spongebob and also a creepy arabic tts

[@ohhMaximum]

This is the quality content I’ve been waiting for🫡

[@qzeq]

W

[@Historyguyeasy12512]

I love all qzeq videos but how are you finding all of this trash i mean (great games)

[@ZiltyFnati]

I'm not here because I want to watch the video but because windows 7.exe is in it, so just saying : Sup, I'm the collaborator of the game :)

[@icantthinkofagoodname1471]

8:23 why did bro start crying 😂

[@Luftfahrt-e42]

You

[@IamthebarivarivonYouTube]

What’s the song at 9:03?

[@CGirl1099]

This is very poggers my guy

[@TuTy777]

Its amazing how almost every qzeq video has some Brazilian game or reference

[@thewildpower6590]

Top 10 questions science still cant answer. Number 10 7:01

[@ChrisVideosGreek]

The windows 7 exe joke you did before starting it up was so good LOL

[@MrDumss]

i love he just starts cursing in finnish

[@ROBOT1990s]

1:12 - 1:20 Ar في ساعة الحادية عشر صباح Means: in 11:00 AM 1:26 Ar النص العربي العشوائي...ليكون مضحكا Means: random Arabic text...to be funny

[@marce9046]

you better belive theyre amazing

[@skai134]

Qzeq is the best youtuber if you're bored just watch one video and now you feel less bored because you know qzeq had to play these terrible games

[@Z3DStudios]

It is funny how one of my friends (who made windows 7.exe) scared him but I cant blame qzeq cause I flew out of my chair😂

[@Davirod04]

3:11 I was tweaking when qzeq talk abt touhou🙏

[@AntoineHomenPot]

The Homelo Chino (Chinese Homel) one is a ducking treasure.

[@randomguy8536]

0:27 at that moment that means (this random Arabic text used here to be funny) For those wondering

[@DarkBladeSpy]

I'm dying at "Click here to generate NFTs" 😂

[@dio3321]

This guy is gonna blow up soon i swear

[@qzeq]

you better share the video to your friends then 😳👉👈

[@Jellotines]

@@qzeq homero chino

[@Space_Cat82]

This series makes me happy

[@theazbotschanel9653]

The second he says vittu I get fully refreshed and also windows was doop though 💀

[@purple_shiny]

3:06 holy crap Clawroline

[@karsanlover2415]

my opera gx just crashed when you got scared by windows 7...

[@gaijin2162]

Im happy youre getting more and more popular!

[@qzeq]

Same! 😅

[@heisenberg63]

homer on the game is saying: Hello, Im chinnese homer

[@alterezza]

jesse is literally a rhythm game player

[@mangird1]

Gangsta mario was epic not going to lie

[@Arlus]

BODY PILLOW WAKE UP NEW QZEQ UPLOAD

[@emiel333]

I’m sure all these games are available on eShop on Nintendo Switch. Nintendo loves to support Indies. Yes 🙌 can’t wait to play these awesome games! Hahaha 🤣 great video! I have a gift for you.

[@ogdrew2594]

Qzeq you need to apologize to your pc in the next video for how many bad itch io games you have installed on it

[@fourlion_everywhere]

Getting more active huh? Neat!))

[@MGY-_-]

Let‘s goooo qzeq making fire content

[@can_I_get_a_waffle]

dont know this guy but i know hes finnish from 3:56, heard that thousands of time during my summer car

[@Serqua]

qzeq's pc is on life support

[@trapez_yt]

now on emergency life support

[@theegg9122]

Love ur vids 🙂

[@TomasBruno-ww6tg]

I didn't expect to hear "hola soy homero chino" today

[@vxxrx3039]

A AD SAVED ME FROM THE WINDOWS 7 JUMPSCARE LMAO

[@Kanifito]

ITS REALLY WORKED LOL THANK YOU DUDE

[@fusion913]

On the Arabi shitpost simulator, the death screen says "the random Arabic text to be funny"

[@MrKinoko]

1:14 there was written "fucking tutorial I'm straight let's get started" by the way that's portuguese not spanish 🇧🇷

[@lawnchair471]

pooposter simulator is a brazilian game, as a brazilian the tutorial teachs you how to tutorial

[@ppggddtt1170]

The first game you tested showed you strange lines... Made some schearch and it appear that its a language used by secret agencies long ago by using shoes string