Cooking with Podel: CPU and RAM Pasta

[@Podel]

Patreon: www.patreon.com/Podel1 Twitter: twitter.com/Podel_irl Insta: instagram.com/podel_irl/ Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/Podel Welcome to Cooking With Podel, a series where we cook classic metallic meals. Podel is a Michelin star chef from Eastcote Steel Mill opposite a swimming pool - he has won numerous awards such as the National Chemical Industry Award 2019. Today he will show you how to impress your date with a high quality DDR1 meal.

[@das3610]

1/10 not enough dudley weasly

[@justanotherperson7774]

God Bless you

[@namedrandom7241]

Wow. This is SOOOO RAMantic!!!

[@namedrandom7241]

YEAH. BLESS YOU AND GIVE YOU MORE RAM. AMEN!

[@namedrandom7241]

So u will never be HUNGaRY Edit: God bless AMerica

[@xStealthbat]

the camera smashing against everything possible im crying

[@_Cascade04]

Same here. I laughed so hard I woke the neighbors

[@lol-de4lo]

@@_Cascade04 wait how do both of you have the same profile picture? Is this a meme?

[@xStealthbat]

@@lol-de4lo no it's from a manga, just pure coincidence

[@jamesfry552]

@@xStealthbat or is it?????????

[@tailehuynhphat9570]

@@xStealthbat may i ask fo sauce kind sir?

[@ngis3229]

the little jump cut at 4:31 makes me think he had something the do with the massive black cloud of smoke out the window

[@Aranohr]

Holy shit I didn't even notice that the first time around

[@legitayush]

He forgot to burn down a building. Probably part of his daily routine.

[@luissy.e]

I'm pretty sure that the thing on the background is the chernobyl nuclear power plant,and the smoke is because the reactor exploded

[@Mobile_Fire_Hazard]

@@luissy.e (Again) Not even surprised at this point

[@zerodividezero9843]

I read the title as "How to impregnate your date CPU and RAM paste"

[@WLPaulo]

ok mate like

[@whocares5925]

>šéx mate

[@seagullsays5831]

im cryingé

[@Vysair]

@@nope12345 yes i wanna compress her into my 8gb ram into her intel i9

[@NavrajThapa2002]

oh shit XD

[@DeathSpear]

3:05 just realized the explosion in the backround

[@hirevi6883]

Oh God this video is like minery, I'm dead

[@thundreski]

RIP reactor 4

[@RiX309]

Chernobyl

[@fk1f702]

Chernobyl*

[@RiX309]

@@fk1f702 yes sir yes

[@123Jakrbran]

"Welcome to my beautifully rendered apartment."

[@MCPEAnthony]

Things i watch in isolation

[@VentureDevv]

made in blender eevee

[@chloe_gospinny]

That's what I'm going to say when someone visits my home

[@Midnight_Surprise]

Rented*

[@sfp4197]

If you want a more chrunchy texture put 2-6kg of fresh graphite you can take that form the pre exposed RBMK reactor 4 4:30 it is 600 700m form your house, wash it from the u238/235 or let it how it is(if you want more metal taste) you can take some zirconium tubes cut tem 20-30cm , for a more spicy taste put some 30years iradiated asbestos . Now you can enjoy you fresh 1000 roetgen meal . Also if the ucrainian union reads this do you want to sell used nuclear reactors ?

[@TheHoaxHotel]

The soldering smell really shines through thanks

[@Halal_Gaming]

111 likes. Cant ruin it.

[@laundromast]

120 likes. Cant ruin it.

[@omsincoconut]

244 likes, can’t ruin it

[@jexoryclyde5355]

The subtle fire at 2:31 really made my day

[@Cadaver182]

I actually didn't notice haha

[@condorcircus323]

It has a floating doll as well in a ring of fire

[@sergej2850]

4:32 - 4:54 uh oh

[@domthegoodguy5725]

Did he actually or is it green screen and rotoscoping?

[@one_step_sideways]

@@domthegoodguy5725 It's called talent

[@_neophyte]

-Capacitor Curry -Semiconductor Salsa -Solder Soup -Pcb Pizza -Resistor Ragout -Transistor Toast

[@dyazsgameplayandrandomvide3259]

and don't forget chip fries!

[@Versuffe]

@@dyazsgameplayandrandomvide3259 just chips. You can put them on ASUS BREADBOARD for maximum performance

[@dyazsgameplayandrandomvide3259]

@@Versuffe >OK ADD-ONS

[@premiumprism144]

Sounds about right…

[@tanmayvadhera5029]

Solder soup yum yum

[@PickSurprise]

Delivered to you by Watford prison

[@ethhics]

its just a pack of winstom cigarettes officer

[@ManiacStories]

Omg pink surprise omg bro big fan wtf omg

[@skylocks123]

Give Discord predator radium. ez pz

[@keyboardwarrior6413]

I definitely did NOT expect you to be here

[@카르딘]

3:06 the explosion in the background made my day

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

That was chernobyl nuclear power plant

[@Franxy108]

It made me dying of laughter XD It's a Joke, Okay? Teabags as well.

[@crunchyonion]

so this is the whole reason you went to norway. to film this without the judgement of your family.

[@tormodhag6824]

Wait really?

[@hairglowingkyle4572]

2:56 *"Don't try this at home!"* But this is a cooking show...

[@atozy]

thanks for the advice

[@colefrick]

No replies to a god's comment? This is rare.

[@skeletonwguitar4383]

@@colefrick sshhh keep quiet, the baby is sleeping.

[@unknowngod8221]

Me: no aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@FrankJames]

this is the content we don't deserve 👏👏👏

[@testlol_yt6844]

Ikr

[@foxyhoodplayer2993]

but this is the content we need

[@threemad]

E

[@cwr9186]

cook CPU and RAM pasta on stream. now.

[@DrCoomer_1]

Bruh get back to fucking some pokimame looking basbaabooe

[@pilkan3712]

twomad, what about onehappy? Oh yeah you locked him in your basement and played picture my booty in 3D for 5 hours on repeat

[@cristiancaballero7429]

Biuriful

[@Haxxer82]

twoglad

[@jamilskannal]

Whos house did you break into to make this video

[@Vastodlock]

You're honestly the only person that makes me laugh multiple times every video without fail. Thank you

[@vyssequeeve]

Did you see the code on the chip? It has Hitler's name all over it. Gonna commit Holocaust 2

[@designbyryanlow]

3:58 can we all just appreciate how all the stuff he threw in (except the cinnamon) landed nicely in the bowl without it tipping over

[@LevelCrossingFan92]

screwdriver

[@BlackFlamingo314]

You’re the only thing that keeps me from ending it like tonight. Thank you, Podle

[@WLPaulo]

end it like tomorrow mate idk or yesterday

[@VerySadBatman]

Everything will work itself out. Don't worry.

[@BlackFlamingo314]

Simo I know. I’m quite a strong and wise dude, but things were never easy and I’m just tired from fighting and I feel so cold and alone. Even the tougher people need a hug. If you feel loved, appreciate it, people.

[@atomisedman6235]

Don't do it. Be lazy and let the universe decide.

[@dranoel247]

​@@BlackFlamingo314I know it's like 4 years since your comment, but I hope your doing well today :)

[@patm5671]

I really wish there was a playlist or compilation of all that random shit you hear in the background of your videos. Wether it's the chavs fighting with glass breaking or the gay noises everyone in a while.

[@userPrehistoricman]

gay noises look up "i had to break all my beakers"

[@pyrrehraus6571]

@@userPrehistoricman is that by NileRed?

[@userPrehistoricman]

Yeah

[@mxdwnfrcemdia]

@@pyrrehraus6571 yep

[@ex5138]

spy

[@JuliusBriggs]

listen mate you still haven't returned my bike saddle and although it was a cheeky thing to do I've been patient and didn't think we'd need to involve the police but im losing my nerve with this unnecessary affair

[@realhami]

Niemand gibt einen Kumpel

[@JuliusBriggs]

​@@realhami ok gronkh sein Urgroßvater kuss geht raus

[@JuliusBriggs]

@@kakroom3407 listen son idk what youre talking about youve got the wrong hustler i run a pc with two rtx 8000s and 6 monitors for my minesweeper lets plays

[@FrenchToasted1995]

Sup

[@JuliusBriggs]

@@FrenchToasted1995 no

[@rarezer0197]

1:44 Such an immersive experience that I ducked while eating my burger and choked on it

[@uldisbergvalds1]

1:49

[@whereami2477]

1:49 every 5 seconds, a kitchen plughole suffers painful torture like this, please donate absolutely nothing a month, and help save lives or something

[@justanotherperson7774]

for every 60 seconds, a minute pass

[@jogumemajoli]

@@justanotherperson7774 yeah but only in africa

[@justanotherperson7774]

@@jogumemajoli Yeah

[@ayy2193]

1:30 stare really closely at the bottom left of the screen for an optical illusion

[@RamiCrafy]

Piss off

[@theepicgamer84]

N i c e m e m e

[@d3lm119]

Peepeepoopoo off

[@riesenflugzeug]

thank

[@ayy2193]

@@riesenflugzeug np problem

[@Harry_iwnt]

1:44 im dead

[@theflowerboye9073]

Im crying. Not because I died laughing and now im attending my own funeral, but because where am I

[@RamiCrafy]

Like 69 *Nice.*

[@JakePhobix]

Funniest bit, it cracked my up 😂😂😂

[@theshaggycreeper220]

“I thought you said we were having steamed clams?” “Oh no, no, no, I said steamed RAMs”

[@nicolas4514]

You're the only one who can do something like this and It's amazing, I love your content, please podel, never stop and next time get a tesco sponsorship or something idk

[@booschniken3367]

*_”Mr. Incredible, you are fired for pouring radium in my coffee!”_*

[@ZachGrabas]

“No.”

[@alexlavorato]

"Please follow me into the Office."

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

*drinks the radium coffee* mmm tastes like death

[@uldisbergvalds1]

@@alexlavorato "No."

[@liputter]

3:36 aaah so this is why Linus is retiring

[@UditDey]

Tech tips or Torvalds?

[@nahuel3273]

@@UditDey Tech Tips, but I don't know if it's confirmed or not, I don't think so

[@HarryScuderia]

Le Sir Dog He said he was considering it.

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@nahuel3273 hM

[@SerenityJayne]

I like how you are so good at editing and filming that you know how to be the worst.

[@CptRussiaXD]

Im crying why is there some random lego piece in the pasta

[@MyScorpion42]

I know right, It's not the same as the part number listed in the recipe at all

[@ErikChromjak]

Not a random lego but lego brick part number 4286

[@switzf1826]

If your crying I hope your ok

[@windtalker5572]

Erik Chromjak but it literally isn’t part number 4286

[@ErikChromjak]

@@windtalker5572 say wha

[@Apis035]

0:13 toilet tissue 0:53 camera hit 0:56 camera hit 1:24 ratatouille in the back 1:38 intel oil 1:44 camera hit 2:00 hat falls 2:24 using toilet tissue instead of hat 2:29 fire in the back 2:37 hat falls 3:00 hits 3:02 lego block 3:06 explosion outside 3:47 no one cares about you 3:54 "we can have a fork" 4:33 black smoke outside

[@HorizonSniper__]

3:06 and 4:33 are the Chernobyl 4

[@DCI_Mage]

@@HorizonSniper__ I call that tuesday

[@skefil6525]

Tried this recipe, honestly one of the best foods I've taste in a long time. Would recommend to anyone!

[@bluesharpie9744]

Your *clang* editing and video *clang* style is *bang* unparalleled.

[@kaiser9321]

Gordon Ramsey will be jealous of this top-quality recipe, when Podel's restaurant opens in Italy (or Chernobyl), he will be respected as the best chef on Earth.

[@theepicgamer84]

Master Chéfé AMD Final edition™

[@slavboii420]

@@theepicgamer84 Powered by MSI butter, EVGA Jam and nVIDIA Oven and bread

[@romemaster]

Podel: cooker of Chernobyl

[@slavboii420]

@@romemaster Today, we are gonna make this beautiful nuclear soup out of all the common materials you can find in your place! Start off with a bit of uranium-

[@romemaster]

@@slavboii420 uranium?? Are you crazy???? That’s way too many calories!!

[@shrimpkraken]

I'm amazed that you perfectly recreated the feel of your cg videos in love action

[@CptRussiaXD]

Im craving a cpu intel core i7 dipped in some uranium right now

[@bobmiah]

what!!!??? im craving a celeron

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Crunchy connection pins the forbidden snack

[@alexlavorato]

Yeah uranium is not the best one. Try nucleon, thats better

[@navb0tactual]

4:38 I think the radiation has gotten to you...

[@chrisjalakas]

Seriously, this is underrated channel

[@schnitzelmandownbadfrfr3778]

I am pissing myself laughing mate this is beautiful. Love your videos. From Australia

[@themoonlauncher5849]

2:29 that fire in the background tho

[@HorizonSniper__]

3:05 Chernobyl in the window

[@bibasik7]

Theory: This guy is HowToBasic but on his meds.

[@Cook1eSP]

1:49 Me peeing on the side of the toilet at 2am

[@whereami2477]

Mate how do you pissé so vertically

[@Cook1eSP]

where am i By laying horizontally on the toilet like everyone else

[@whereami2477]

@@Cook1eSP cheers

[@emiliorosales9196]

I pee at my dog What should I do?

[@gbtb7167]

I tried this and my pasta smells like radium and burning reactor fuel what should I do

[@lukeshippart4]

Put it back on the pot, cook some more and add a dab of acid

[@spifer2326]

i'm sorry to say it ma'am, but you're dellusional, get checked at closest reactor infirmary. and remember Y O U D I D N T S E E A N Y G R A P H I T E M8 CUZ ITS NOT THERE!!!!!11

[@lilbroccoil556]

eat it

[@adriatical9016]

Did you make sure to add some Ga(η6-C6H6)2?

[@NothingXemnas]

Dump some graphite in there and all should be fine.

[@user-un9ej7th6j]

This is definitely, honest to god my favorite youtube channel

[@elfinplatypus1341]

i love the slowly deteriorating reactor outside it's such a nice touch

[@legitscoper3259]

4:34 Chernobyl outside the window xD

[@voievod7541]

Yes I love it.

[@Official_Retrospective]

3:05

[@RiX309]

H E A L T H Y S M O K E

[@thundreski]

Only 3.6 roentgen. Not good, not terrible.

[@Kyntteri]

Should I use ECC RAM? I want to minimize the change of corrupted pasta.

[@waspothegreatt]

2:28 had me dying

[@commonavionics6069]

wasp p I just noticed it

[@pyrrehraus6571]

penny

[@thewizardofoz9837]

The attention to details gets me... not to mention the amount of satisfaction I feel that everything goes so wrong it seems well

[@biegodastos8190]

Tried cooking this for my girlfriend now I have a DELL HIGH END NO DEDICATED VIDEO CARD LAPTOP. Thanks Podel

[@AmmarFarisA]

I will wait for the next sequel: Spaghetti with Parmesan cheese and AMD Radeon RX 580 4GB GDDR5 Graphics Card. Edit: that you get from Wuhan

[@tasertag7513]

It's typically served with computer chips.

[@Bozothcow]

It's amazing this somehow has the same chaos as your animated crap. Avant garde genius right here 12/6.3

[@sedo2446]

As long as my pasta can run DOOM I don’t need a date.

[@humakhan80]

My Hot Wheels car booster can run DooM

[@randallsanders1766]

Will it run Crysis?

[@Doriias]

You always find a way to raise the ceiling higher with each videos Masterpiece once again

[@furinick]

How tf does this man manage to be so camly chaotic

[@plakeplays6420]

I love how you can see Chernobyl in the background on fire at the end

[@BorderOllie]

I've been pronouncing Podel as Podél up until today, whoops also thank you for this recipe this will be fantastic for my 2 year anniversary with my personal desktop computer 😍

[@ocomobock]

Your sense of humor is god tier and your videos make me happy. The sort of low grade chaos found in all your content just keeps me on the edge of the seat, and giggling all along the way. Thank you

[@josephriley9534]

Love the Ratatouille 2 reveal

[@anotherguyIoLoLo27]

This is actually a very well structured tutorial. And it has some humor mixed in to keep you entertained. Nice! 👌 Thank you for this helpful guide, Podel! Looking forward to seeing more cooking videos from you, chef.

[@weedstage4267]

Really glad you minded the gap at 0:44

[@evgenkonyshock4913]

I love how he glides above the floor not even moving his legs everytime he walks like on 0:49. He is riding a fucking skateboard at home or just using some superpowers.

[@bruhler7559]

Nah bro, he’s got dem Heelies on

[@nocturnoxd3626]

This is what google Chrome eats every fucking minute

[@Wolvus1]

please do more content like this, I found the NVIDIA bread video and thought it was pretty funny, but seeing this is what instantly made me subscribe.

[@bizarrekumar]

1:54 starting to think this is not his home

[@DynestiGTI]

Love the improved graphics in your rendered video.

[@Underjobbed]

Piss off i laughed so hard my lower back vertebrae cracked

[@WanganTunedKeiCar]

What's that smell? The smell of my laptop's CPU frying just thinking about rendering Podel's Mr. Incredible/Crap video. A perfect entree, nicely browned with dust.

[@FireAngelZero]

This is gold, cooking videos should learn from this. This is how I’ve always expected Cooking videos... gratuitous 360 views, hitting my head against the light fixtures. Very immersive experience... can I just save water and use Sulfuric Acid to clean my ram out? I’m really concerned about that Radium....

[@ballingkitten433]

everything in this video is so chaotic, and i love it.

[@stormtracker189]

4:28 Chernobyl is in the background

[@stratoz321]

Its a fking reactor 4, its gonna explode

[@shitpostsmaster1609]

@@stratoz321 XD

[@aviationazzurraita1486]

in italy every day we eat this special pasta, nice work boy

[@user-cb1cb5sc1g]

*"1917 ration making of"*

[@quantumblauthor7300]

I just got my second covid shot yesterday and I my muscles are killing me. Watching this vid and letting the convulsions from my laughter damage me directly. Thanks.

[@latortuga_rl]

0:19 is that Chernobyl in the background there? 😅😳 Edit: 3:05 YES IT WAS! 😂 Edit 2 : there is also a picture of Pripyat on the wall...

[@pilkan3712]

This was filmed in 1986 but with a really high quality camera made by Soviet scientists

[@pilkan3712]

podel died but they managed to get the camera cards

[@powdrpuf23]

Also 4:35

[@jordan1132]

this was so funny you deserve way more than 190k subs

[@dangresys3795]

gordon ramsey is crying in his bed

[@obiwankenobi2749]

There are no words to describe how much i love this

[@rileycarlson3714]

2:24 He's really just trying to flex the fact that he has toilet paper rn

[@hahnthismamaslife2639]

3:49 i can't believe it's just a burning memory

[@hirevi6883]

2:44 ignore earthquakes just focus on the pasta HAHAHA

[@xcruell]

Man i thought i would finally see a video where someone boils the water with his amd cpu and maybe has a frying pan on a second one, actually making a meal with these ancient hot components.

[@ministerofchlorine9090]

0:01 british violence lmao

[@vert-o-]

I like how everyting in the scenario is hell but the music and he is relax

[@BepsiV2]

1:49 when you upload your music file on sony vegas but its corrupted

[@N3LZ0N]

the fact that he is barely uploading jack shit... he still makes it go wild i love you man

[@AUWRECKU]

*ah yes a good way to cook for a protogen*

[@stankydripp]

Casual Nuclear Explosion Review in the middle of Cooking a CPU 2:09

[@Akula111]

I tried this but used DDR4 RAM and my tongue started glowing bright green when I bit into my pasta can you tell me what I did wrong thanks

[@DrewFr33m4nn]

You have to use ddr1, ddr4 has been known to have better flavor at first, but a chalky aftertaste. I'd reccomend washing it down with a 1tb ssd

[@Br0leg]

ah yes, just what i needed, thank you skrub

[@alexarchivechannel6673]

2:29 obviously that nuclear fallout caused the apartment to catch on fire

[@thee_master]

Wow you are getting really good at this 3D video stuff! Keep it up, it looks super realistic!

[@bigfloppa8481]

4:52 IS BORNING OUTSIDE!!

[@CyberRAWRfareXD]

The absolute chaos in every one of your videos is the best

[@switzf1826]

I’d give that 5 Michelin tires mate

[@Shibagaesski]

Your humor is probably the best I’ve ever seen since the day I was born

[@ethhics]

This video honestly feels like a culmination of all the shitposts on your twitter account ahah

[@TheWizardGamez]

the second the ram touched the water, i blacked out due to years of intense training.