Monopoly Turn 1 Victory

Monopoly is a classical board game which is focused on property management and destroying relationships with all friends and family as efficiently and entertainingly as possible. This game is so popular it has almost an infinite amount of spin offs from starwars monopoly to monopoly fortnite. Now of course the issue with the game is it can go on for a long time with very little changing however with the spiffing brit playing monopoly plus we will be demonstrating a monopoly turn 1 victory. Some would say unlimited money might be a game exploit however really it just leads to more funny moments.
This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man and perfectly balanced game series videos!
It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
So sit back relax and enjoy this Monopoly challenge!
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Title: Monopoly Turn 1 Victory Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Unlimited Money Is Broken
00:00 - INTRO
9:26 - THE BIG EXPLOIT
14:39 - AI COMES UNSTUCK
21:57 - RESULTS
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[@charanth182]

Funny this exploit existed 20 years ago in all computer versions of monopoly, you'd think they would have fixed it in some version.

[@Sotzrem2007]

Except no one actually plays this game XD

[@WraithMagus]

Ubisoft? Put in EFFORT? To fix BUGS? Who the hell do you think they are?!

[@AndrooUK]

Fix? Why would any of these corporate game publishers give a crap about fixing games if people keep buying them as is?

[@codyt.346]

Why ‘Fix it’ when you can ‘Re-Skin it’?!

[@dizzlepizzle4689]

Well what reason do they really have to fix it? it's just bots not real people, and it can't be fun to do this just to win against bots.

[@superwalnut3398]

Spending money on Uplay is like throwing perfectly good tea into the harbor

[@mrfluffytailthethird]

Does that mean you are the spiffing American now

[@markusreed5447]

@@mrfluffytailthethird HERCY

[@poilboiler]

U(don't)play

[@user-hv6gi9ux6z]

@@mrfluffytailthethird the queen will be notified of this betrayal. Execution will be eminent

[@WillHayes44]

Or writing harbour missing a [corrected] "u" :)

[@theenduriangamer5509]

Unironically; I had a game of monopoly last just over a month. About 5 hours a week between 5 of us. We lost players 4 and 5 about 2 weeks in; but the rest of us were both too stubborn to stop, and all so horrifically unlucky that we'd not end up winning either. The game ended due to, no shit; the board catching on fire.

[@soupcangaming662]

play anyway /s

[@wildorchids8137]

Bruh I'll be playing in that heat anyway

[@giovannidimaio659]

How?

[@theenduriangamer5509]

@@giovannidimaio659 Small electrical fire in the room the board was in. To keep things fair, we'd left the board in the state it was in. Thank whatever scientist or engineer for fire extinguishers though

[@MayBeSomething]

Who had the most money at the time of the board catching fire?

[@lifehackgod]

imagine doing this in a actual game of monopoly

[@visual7150]

You might be able to get away with it once or twice against a really stupid person. But it definitely wouldn't be this op

[@kalistawilson6934]

Bestie this is how the actual real-life economy works LOL

[@hellomate6079]

Hedge funds do something similar to this They give lower return than overall market and charge fees

[@aubreyholdinggun]

What happens is your turn is up and you're in trading phase- but you put everyone at gunpoint as you make offers.

[@mikesavard2144]

​@@kalistawilson6934holy your right im now scared your mean ig?problably not im so confuse

[@TheHoonShow]

This is actually an Easter Egg implemented by Ubisoft. You see, this is a reference to EA's business practices.

[@ollee609]

*disney

[@badvoodoo2097]

All those Microtransactions

[@o.5command]

Haha 😂😂😂

[@nighthunter5205]

Bethesda's motto, "It just works."

[@expiringdate9679]

@@nighthunter5205 I think this is proof that “just” isn’t enough.

[@thegeniusand7256]

Can you imagine sitting down with family and friends on Christmas day to play this on your wii, and then you take 30 minutes abusing the AI into the ground on your first turn.

[@07jaworski07]

I guess they won't be your family for long afterwards?

[@ElcurionExodus]

@@07jaworski07 a win-win so to speak

[@Spritesuit]

I actually did that years back, when I discovered the exploit myself. I was playing with my sister and brother in law. Considering that they almost divorced over a Monopoly rules argument, it was perhaps not the smartest move to also ruin the console version for them.

[@jakubborowski1363]

"I won but at what cost"

[@Thornskade]

@@Spritesuit So does this mean this exploit is in every Monopoly video game?

[@RealEnerjak]

So let me get this straight. This exploit has existed in all digital versions of Monopoly for over 20 years and nobody, and I mean NOBODY has fixed it? That doesn't seem right.

[@johnmartinez7440]

Why fix a fun bug? Like Skyrim players petitioning to get back the bug that launches you into the stratosphere when you get killed by a giant.

[@Nullbound]

It is perfectly right when the "Nobody" is referring to Ubisoft XD

[@Blutankalpha]

@@johnmartinez7440 u

[@HippieInHeart]

Probably costs a shitton to get the license to make a monopoly game in the first place so whoever's making it simply doesn't have enough money left to pay for proper testing if they want to turn a profit anytime soon.

[@chaoticsilver8442]

@@johnmartinez7440 Except it's not necessarily fun? Or at least, can negatively effect the fun people have? Like Spiff said in the beginning, any game with a couple bots could do this. I wonder how many games have been played that have been effectively ruined by one of the players exploiting the hell out of it, or just simply how much the average game has been effected due to this bug. I can imagine how someone who played a full game with the hardest bots and completely kicking their butts might feel once they learn that the bots have been unintentionally giving them more favorable deals than they should with any mortgaged property. Especially if it's learned particularly after-the-fact and they can't quite remember if they sold mortgaged properties, or how many they have. It just kinda takes away the feeling of achievement that one could have... as opposed to just being sent flying in a situation where you're already dead anyways.

[@williamliao4829]

I actually tried this on the Switch version, where it didn't work, and I was able to use the cost of keeping a mortgage in combination with having enough properties to instantly bankrupt the AI and buy those properties back.

[@Xaaaach]

And the truth comes out.... “Very Hard” is the same as easy except they have rigged rolls.

[@planetearth8044]

Ya that makes sense

[@w3irdn3rd]

What, you're saying Rick Astley is in the game?

[@someonecool7316]

Just like Civ 6

[@vandecayear10]

@@w3irdn3rd 10/10 comment

[@alvhawk4461]

666th like

[@tinyrodent2821]

"Monopoly is one the slowest games in existence" Let me introduce you to my good friend, Risk.

[@conhunter7024]

We don't talk about the dark times

[@sw3aterCS_]

Have you heard of Diplomacy?

[@Viviana088]

Me and my friends had a game of risk that lasted almost 2 days 😂 Edit: We pretty much played non stop till one of us won.

[@brosowsky]

Let me introduce you to my even slower friend, castle risk

[@samtheram13]

Axis and allies sir

[@MickShoemaker17]

Thanks Spiff! I'll be sure to use this in family game night!

[@jjsexy100]

I love pepermint tea more also the tabs open at the beginning. Brilliant.

[@suezuccati304]

"The rest of this video will be my turn" >still 16 minutes of video left oh boy, we're in for a ride

[@Cramblit]

Most boring ride I've ever been on.

[@Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech]

Almost thought that was Sam. Am very dissapointed.

[@gabijota11]

@@KZbinisntlettingmeuseczech yes

[@suezuccati304]

@@Cramblit welcome to trading card games in 2019

[@gen2mediainc.577]

Sam o’no-lla

[@Taterzz]

he didn't exploit the game, he just copied disney's business practices.

[@R2Panda385]

I would argue this but living by Walt Disney world I... I... I can't

[@maksimlevko9754]

WHERE'S THE BRIT

[@globalincident694]

he just monopolised it?

[@stevenfoster8855]

Koi

[@Maplefrog7]

so true

[@griff9288]

Bugger you sideways with a tea bag? That explains your obsession with Yorkshire Tea....

[@shookcanuk7255]

When I saw Mumei JP I got butterflies

[@RKNGL]

My life has changed completely since Spiff entered my life. I now drink 12 Cups of Yorkshire Tea a day, got a promotion, and can feel a top hat growing out of the top of my skull.

[@supernova582]

The queen is proud of you

[@indiegala281]

Hmmm, yessss

[@deepseafish257]

Soon your mandibles will grow into a shape perfect for storing tea so you don't even have to stop calibrating to drink that amazing Yorkshire Tea!

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

No, that too hat Thing was just me Snapping, sorry about that

[@Slimmeyy]

So you're a Koffing?

[@lux_1742]

Spiff: Unrealistic limit of 30,000 likes Fans: Hold my Yorkshire Gold Tea

[@TotoDG]

Spiff: “30K is an unrealistic goal.” Spiff’s entire fanbase: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.

[@HeadCannon1776]

Would you do a video on how Diablo 2 is a perfectly balanced game. Also the cow level.

[@Sukotto82]

@@HeadCannon1776 "there is no cow level"

[@Vergeblich]

you forgot that you have nearly 700k subbers and for the chance of you answer their question only 30k would have to hit the like button. meaning that less than 5% of your followers, mind you im just saying followers, thats not including randoms that are also going to see and hit like just to see if you would follow threw, would have to hit that. im sorry to say you set the bar a bit too low. now if you said more around 100k likes, seeing how big you are, atm, i could see it not happening. now that it did happen and we did hit the amount and you said you would answer all are questions, How much Yorkshire Gold Tea do you drink in a day?

[@baerdred]

@@Vergeblich It's only the day after the video was released and it already has 6,129 comments. Poor Spiff - even if it takes him only 20 seconds to read and respond to each comment it will still take him 34 hours to respond to them all, and the number of comments will keep growing! There may be a delay in the release of the next video...

[@kcrystallz1955]

I enjoy watching you making the devs getting immense pain when you find a way to exploit the game

[@jasontrucks9465]

Love watching you exploit perfectly ballanced games

[@leandervr]

Let's take a moment to appreciate that this man who is so brilliant at exploiting the system is using his skills to entertain us instead of becoming a politician.

[@wcrq_drift7972]

He is British, he would hold no political influence anyway

[@Stettafire]

@@wcrq_drift7972 Politicians have all the influence they just prefer to argue amongst themselves about who has the largest d***

[@eckard9597]

Or managing a hedge fund

[@brennanhaley8872]

That got real

[@superninja3464]

He has to much power. He would somehow buy the whole earth

[@tzisorey]

"The rest of this entire game, is My Turn" Sans: [Cries proudly in skeleton]

[@henrybinks5558]

The Spiffing Brit AGENT P!

[@danielhuisman1996]

my favourite exploit is to make sure the AI all have under like $30 left and buying the last house. If you have the blue or green set, you can buy the final house for the max that the bots can bid, and then sell the house to the bank. Every trade gives like $70-$80 value. Rinse and repeat, infinite money :D

[@LetsGrindGames]

video popped up in my reccommended again and after rewatching that little laugh inbetween "why didnt you pay your tv license fees" gets me every time lol

[@kinney-pe9vg]

Spiff: 30k likes will never happen. KZbin: recommends it to 100k people and half of them like it Spiff: youtube is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits what so ever.

[@unnoticed4571]

Its perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@criznittle968]

fantastic narration

[@centdemeern1]

KZbin is a fantastic game

[@thaias9654]

_It just works_

[@alexandriariley5209]

@@thaias9654 _little lies_

[@ThreeProphets]

I'm pretty sure this is how the 2008 housing crisis happened

[@boyanrushkov1755]

xD

[@boyanrushkov1755]

Not really though

[@brucepraska7781]

@@boyanrushkov1755 you'd be suprised

[@Adam_Houlihan]

@queeditchable I heard that it happened due to monopoly, so you're wrong

[@igw2949]

Lol, not exactly mortgage-backed securities but it's in a similar vein.

[@BAR0NSATURDAY]

I once started playing a Monopoly game with my family and then, by the time we got to where one of us won, I realized several years had passed and I realized I forgot to return that library book. Then, suddenly, the library police were knocking on my door requesting to have that Monopoly 101 How To Basic book back

[@SwaggerOrca]

Wow, I for one can't believe Mumei is the best Monopoly player in the world!

[@BlancaMari]

"We're gonna trade with Marie here because this player has the least money" I feel mildly insulted but its true

[@SirCubn]

Lol

[@risingf00l22]

Saw the comment, hit like, saw it went to 70, unlike.... Your welcome

[@BlancaMari]

Obligatory "Nice" but it hit 79 so now I feel depressito

[@valentinmitterbauer4196]

Oddly enough "Marie" is an austrian synonym for "money". So you could say... Marie has no Marie

[@centdemeern1]

This is sad

[@PuckishAngeI]

Next episode: "The bank of england is perfectly balanced with no exploits"

[@abonfire88]

Ha

[@lydierayn]

Payday 2 video

[@kacpi1600]

Meowth! USE PAYDAY!

[@seedsmoth8692]

Ah Payday... how I love it and hate it so...

[@andreyrumming6842]

Breaking news: Man single-handedly crashes the UK Economy by causing massive near-instant inflation

[@JonJoeLineWar]

the match finally starts at 7 minutes lol and still this is a great video haha You're the only youtuber i know that can do this haha

[@theiceguy3896]

I’d love to see Spiff convince rt, Kevin and kiwo to play this with him and then do the exploit

[@DonkeyDongs9000]

"The 2008 Housing Market is a Perfectly Balanced Economy With No Exploits"

[@hubristicditch3975]

My heart just started bleeding

[@ac.creations]

2006-2010

[@RyRy2057]

hey don’t worry I’m sure it’ll happen again before 2020

[@Snocone333]

@@RyRy2057 4 months is pretty short, even for an economy ready to pop!

[@RyRy2057]

Snocone333 ah I more meant the election lol

[@trueknight74]

My favorite monopoly story is that i obtain all of the smaller bills in paper monopoly and force all the other players to not have the ability to give each other change. Without change they pay more for each rent they land on. This causes wealth to move faster and it lets me drain it from players with only larger bills

[@dorianburger3300]

Dude chill

[@trueknight74]

@@dorianburger3300 it is stonks tho

[@dorianburger3300]

@@trueknight74 yes, but you sound like some evil force

[@trueknight74]

@@dorianburger3300 Well. yes. It is peak capitalism

[@scintillam_dei]

They could do the same to you.

[@nintendoboy3605]

Part of me feels like there's a real life lesson to be made in this video.

[@johnspecter9907]

I love how for shits n giggles I put "Universal philosopher of absolute reality" into the KZbin search bar and this video was the second from the top recommended videos that popped up as a result. Yes....yessssssss... I admire the ways you have saturated the algorithms...break them...make them serve you all the tea 😉🤣

[@slumpywumpy4166]

As soon as the AI paid off the mortgage you could see what was gonna happen immediately, love it

[@Moldylocks]

Yeah, this video could've been done in 5 minutes to be honest :) But I'm not complaining

[@go_rilla262]

Monopoly is Relationship & Friendship Destroyer 9000 [Laughs in Risk]

[@phillipkeen223]

[Laughs is Halo 2]

[@lokalnyork]

[Laughs in Strip Poker]

[@NingenSlayerZamasu]

[Laughs in UNO]

[@civilianbread7737]

laughs in my appearance

[@masterchief6692]

[Laughs in Mau]

[@13thravenpurple94]

Great work 🥳 Thank you 💜

[@Daily-Motion]

Absolute legend

[@bigtime7505]

Spiff: I will answer every question in the comment section me: fills comment section with homework

[@TheArklyte]

Tax forms are also good. Maybe he'd find an exploit there:'(

[@creamycheesy5376]

@@TheArklyte 1000 IQ right here

[@exonoob5363]

I'm like 69, NICE

[@thijswiltink902]

Yea this is big Brain time

[@tacobell9640]

The answer to every question is tea

[@SirCycloneVEVO]

Ahh yes, the British national game. Destroying relations with exploitations, and making everyone and everything go bankrupt.

[@Target850]

and then brex out of it when it doesn't go your way

[@jenoyt1337]

@@thespiffingbrit cause whats family without a little exploitation to get some money

[@floatingpyro2050]

A brilliant game until it's ruined by the Fortnite edition

[@elnegrouno9352]

ugh that abomination of man

[@SuzanneHomemaker]

South Sea Company *cough*

[@theangryotaku3361]

4:23 ummm, about that. can i praise the king instead? because of, ya know...

[@andrewharper1609]

I remember we had a version of Monopoly on the Acorn Archimedes and the AI would always sell its properties to you. We didn't spam it to quite this extent but this brings back memories.

[@hummus9706]

your next video should be about: "the stock market is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"

[@cacadormati7151]

Or "bitcon is a perfectly balanced with no exploits"

[@aleksandersosnowski8215]

Stonks

[@gnarftak]

@@aleksandersosnowski8215 Stonks

[@corytomcany6027]

yes

[@petersmythe6462]

@@cacadormati7151 "bit con" lol

[@rymazon]

“ I’m going to be generous... I’ll give you less”

[@johntravis3242]

Meanwhile, old Monopoly game's AI on easy: "We will never trade with you, we will scam you out of all of your properties, and we will bankrupt you in five turns."

[@michaelmoody9593]

I love this kinda content! Thank you for being great at this! 😄

[@justgame5508]

*Turn 1* *Me:* I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move

[@robbiedavies2171]

Did you ever expect you would have to dedicate your entire life to answering comments on a youtube video?

[@TheCraft100]

I love you videos!!! keep it up:D

[@HandIeDeezNuts]

legends say that amandine is still waiting to play the game

[@joshfitzpatrick1834]

KZbin is a Perfectly Balanced Platform With No Exploits

[@SolomonUcko]

5 second summary of a 26 minute video: 1. mortgage 2. sell for normal value 3. let them unmortgage 4. buy for same amount 5. go to step 1 6. win

[@MrMusic67]

No exit condition!! I'm STUCK!!

[@hahanerd8153]

Wait a second....

[@mikes6970]

Be good if it worked in reality ... 😆

[@owoskan]

Help, I can't go to step 6

[@SuperGiz]

*Outstanding move.*

[@evanderjohnson1462]

0:46 this is the EXACT stock photo my online school used for math lol

[@JafoTHEgreat]

18:56 bugger me sideways with a teabag

[@-Raylight]

Can confirm, this is how _mortgages_ work in real life Completely balanced

[@-tr0n]

Pretty much, except we're the AI.

[@TrainerGre3n]

Lol

[@mg42sd]

Spiff's tabs open: Colonization - Wikipedia 60 top Queen pictures Yorkshire Tea

[@haroldas1]

"Forbidden tab-incognito"

[@JC-hp4od]

@@haroldas1 Oh no.......not that.....not.......Coffee?!

[@Michaelwasinasia]

18:57 "bugger me sideways with a tea bag." 🤣

[@D64nz]

Mostly this makes me sad that Will Wheaton stopped doing his regular Table top show. They are still all online, like 198 episodes, and featuring 198 table top games that are far better than the 90% luck based Monopoly.

[@leonardonetagamer]

Like? I'm curious

[@lolhiyoko7832]

I'm not gonna lie, monopoly has never caused even the slightest problems with anyone I've played it with. Risk on the other hand

[@josephmoore286]

Settlers of Catan.

[@dakotaprice4299]

*Friend places over 150 troops on our border* "Just securing the border" He says.... -The biggest lie I've been told to this day.

[@Vox_Popul1]

Dakota Price I have flashbacks now, to having Russia as a capital for shits ‘n giggles and then immediately being surrounded by high digits from the Middle East and Afghanistan

[@BierBart12]

Uno.

[@rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154]

Game of wars become real wars

[@hezakighamorgan9974]

"I will answer ALL comments on this video" *looks at comment count*

[@scarletevans4474]

Maybe we should help him and start answering each other's comments? ;-)

[@nellax8314]

Lol it was "questions" not comments he said. lmao edit your comment ask something lol

[@hezakighamorgan9974]

@@nellax8314 I mean, either way the first "question" I found in comments wasn't answered and it's been there a while, so either way, I don't really see your point.

[@nellax8314]

@@hezakighamorgan9974 I was pointing out spiff's vocabulary on the statement "ill answer any *questions*" lol I didn't want you to miss your chance... there wasn't a point but you killed the fun 😑🤐 Edit if you were going to just waste time responding you couldve made it interesting or just not even bother... 😔 have fun

[@scarletevans4474]

@@nellax8314 In other words, Spiff found an exploit to not answer them all ;-) Just what we could expect, I'm proud of him!

[@Demonic_dom_dom]

Love this guy's vids

[@Gold-android]

Almost 2 years since you made this film, and not only did they destroy the like button but they obliterate you’re 36,000 hit by the time I’m viewing this is at over 150k hits. This is why I love your dark humor.

[@MisZpelled]

You don't have to play this game to get rid of your friends, just encouraging them to use uplay should do the trick.

[@rich1051414]

Thank god ubisoft allows steam to work alongside uplay. At one time, i didn't like uplay, but it isn't so bad in comparison anymore.

[@Potato-pq5ez]

@@rich1051414 it would be better if you didn't need to start uplay at all

[@yhlorm]

@jamesbush Woah that’s crazy, I saw ur comment thought you had the same name as my own lmao but I’m 1 letter different

[@rich1051414]

Whats funny is, I remember when people HATED steam, back when they forced players to use it starting on counter strike 1.6. Ah, back when steam was military green and regularly went down and didn't let you play :)

[@EternalDensity]

My cousins and I are still playing a game of Monopoly our grandparents started as kids in 1937.

[@Vschozo]

So what you’re saying is that you both accrued their debts and are forced to compete against each other to assert dominance in highest debt possible?

[@dylantaslim7806]

Jumanji 4: Monopoly

[@aramisortsbottcher8201]

respect

[@xewfew8259]

@@Vschozo preciously

[@timwin8194]

May your progeny serve me well...

[@z34rk79]

The best line is "Alright the rest of the video is MY TURN"

[@Demiedren]

Thanks for scarring my sanity again with that library police reference.

[@stojankovacic1524]

Next video: UK Tax System Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

[@Stolashunter]

Nikola Vukovic say something original. I’ve been doing that for 10 years. smh

[@Unprotected1232]

Make that Norwegian toll roads.

[@stojankovacic1524]

@@Stolashunter As if I read all the comments

[@NickC_222]

Nikola Vukovic The game? Fraud. The gains? Endless.

[@WillHayes44]

The channel Islands are just a perfect spot to enjoy your holidays, with your briefcase full of money of choice.

[@whorcares123]

*Spiffing Brit: I will answer every single question.* Finally, I can know who would win. Keanu Reeves or Reanu Keeves?

[@Santisima_Trinidad]

Depends, does Reanu Keeves have such weapons of absolute destruction as "forkgive me" and the "soul bucket"?

[@theshpee1214]

He didn't say he'd answer correctly

[@ThisIsAccountActual]

Yes

[@heftygrub650]

@@thespiffingbrit was thinking the same thing lol reanu keeves is a literal god

[@ProfessionalFlasher]

Trick question, Segata Sanshiro would win.

[@sandllc1361]

Tbh if you were doing this with your friends and the ai, the prime time to do this exploit would be when all the properties or at least most have been purchased so that you end up with a bunch of money and most the properties

[@Skip_2]

This just makes sense

[@godoy_]

God save the queen. Now, let's go to the question. How do you discover this stuff?

[@Matots]

Bump. Wanna see this at some point

[@volvoxbazooka]

Oh hell yeah

[@sukul3889]

i think he either has a network of people or he watches/reads exploit stories

[@garlandh7480]

Spiff "Watch me break this game" Me "Bruh he's out capitalizing capitalism the game."

[@lyntonfleming]

The fact you can't decide if you're English or wrong makes me uncomfortable...

[@traveling_kat]

I HAVE OUTSMARTED YOUR OUTSMARTING

[@jorgecastillo2391]

No joke, one game I had with my family lasted 12 hours. The only reason we had that much free time was because everyone was taking leave off of work/school because we had a family member that wasn’t doing to well and that’s how we spent time bonding. There was like 12 of us in a big house and most of us haven’t seen each other in forever so it was a great time

[@eleven3426]

I bet you don't answer this 2 years later.

[@EisenbarthExotics]

Here’s a question Spiff, how do you feel knowing you convinced my 8 year to ask for Yorkshire gold tea?

[@Karnith100]

Just as long as they don't ask for coffee

[@MV60]

@@Karnith100 Yea, they should ask for normal things like smokes and booze.

[@johndavenport2847]

this is exactly like playing Monopoly with my grandfather who has dementia

[@Quadrenaro]

Is his name Mike Stoklasa?

[@BierBart12]

So AI has already reached the point of being as smart as someone with dementia.

[@indyalx]

Brutal

[@jordancollin2857]

Hi spiff 🙋‍♂️ I will probably buy a t-shirt shortly to make you richer here in Quebec too ahaha love your stuff man keep it up !

[@jonfox17]

The time to finish answering every commit is the same time it takes to play a standard game of monopoly with a family of 4. LOL

[@user-tn9sb5ci3f]

TL;DW: 1) Buy all the properties the AI bought 2) Mortgage all properties you own 3) Sell all properties you own 4) Rinse and repeat

[@suicidalcunt3267]

@@thespiffingbrit Except you get taxed and your boss takes all your money.

[@thaias9654]

@@thespiffingbrit Capitalism is a perfectly balanced system with no exploits whatsoever.

[@diablo.the.cheater]

@@dejfcold capitalism whitout taxes is not capitalism, is anarch-capitalism

[@protonjones54]

Thanks, you just saved me 27 minutes of watching this bullshit

[@freezingdart]

Seriously though, 15 minutes to fucking say that.

[@codybagelstein2235]

Can you do a “Taxes are a perfectly balanced game, with no exploits”?

[@furinick]

life is a balanced game, with no exploits

[@greywind243]

@@furinick *First Exploit:* Flee the country!

[@leonbyrne1927]

@@greywind243 second exploit: steal someone's identity.

[@ringdingreviews2679]

Third exploit: kill someone and steal there tea

[@mnmnvv565]

@@ringdingreviews2679 Fourth exploit: learn the difference between their and there.

[@bredrollboyo3593]

wow this video is perfectly ballenced!

[@Darmouthable]

One time many years ago I thought that Monopoly wasn't long enough so I took two Monopoly boards, connected them at "Go" and started a game of Double Monopoly. As far as I know that game is still ongoing

[@wolfripper7530]

Spiff: How about a stupid crazy amount of likes that we will never get Communitea: Hold my tea

[@cameron5091]

Yorkshire Tea Gold*

[@SolemnHeretic]

Don't ever say the internet can't do something!

[@Midget32]

@@cameron5091 Hold my chemically bonded Yorkshire Tea gold and PG tips

[@RennHans]

The inteanet

[@cdgames69]

You don't ask someone to hold your tea, you finish your god damn tea

[@Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_]

What a basic AI coding error. Figures it is ubisoft...

[@itslikemagic123]

This doesn’t even require AI you could hard code the bot players to value mortgaged properly at less than half of the original value and this would fix the exploit

[@BeerMoneyGames]

I love the "perfectly balanced" T-shirt. I wish you still sold it.

[@funky_missy]

This is the equivalent of playing solitaire in magic the gathering

[@Wyattporter]

You talk like the Narrator from Stanley Parable, but more airy.

[@6render]

I'd like this comment but it has such a nice amount of likes right now

[@Wyattporter]

6render do it.

[@mikeyschoenstein6281]

The spiffingBrit has announced he has answered the 1/7264972 he did lie on this faithfull day

[@cameronelliott5283]

14000 now he needs to get to work

[@Nicko4820]

Yes indeed, his breathy yet hard consistency of sound that his vocal chords produce are indeed something of a wonder to listen too. I imagine the sounds of 109 kettles boiling would be a very similar sound. It is a truly inspiring sound that brings joy yet a slight sense unease which spikes adrenaline into any mere mortals heart. The true spectrum of the sound that he produces is a natural wonder that scientists have had many attempts to grasp it is a wonder that even trumps that of the pyramids. Some say the only true way to grasp his soumd is to buy yorkshire tea gold, yet many who have tried have not been powerful enough to grasp such theroys and simply vanished. It is truly a wonder my friend and it must be appreciated.

[@CaiMorgan420]

Ever considered branding you're own tea? I'd pay for wet and warm cup of Spiffco Gold exploit flavoured Tea.

[@adelinungureanu134]

Your*

[@Kingmikeml]

So you're down for some spiff in your mouth?

[@raggebatman]

@@Kingmikeml Any time of the day

[@hallamhal]

*hot cup of tea, we're not barbarians

[@jadegreenleaf781]

@@Kingmikeml absolutely

[@ShamanWillYT]

Love this ❤

[@juliankim1626]

Wait wait wait, Nanashi Mumei from the EN branch was once a monopoly player in the JP branch??? The math doesn’t add up, it hasn’t been two years since she debuted!

[@Calvin704704]

it's simple, that's Mumei JP, not Mumei EN

[@sofajess]

Is D&D a perfectly balanced game with no exploits?

[@NatsuDragn33I]

Oh ho, I would LOVE to see him wreck DnD!!!

[@spriteup382]

Yas do dat

[@HeadCannon1776]

Yes it is and I'm sure sir spiffington would do us an honor and demonstrate this to us the general viewing audience.

[@flask_of_bean1983]

Yes plz spiff. I need this in my life.

[@baerdred]

That would be a great video! Or at least a D&D-based computer game like Baldur's Gate or Neverwinter Nights.

[@radio4774]

So I can confirm this exploit does not work in the board game version of the game as tea is turned into a high velocity projectile.

[@codywilson2756]

It’s been 4 years, are you still going to make good on your word in this video to answer every question because we got the video to 30k likes?

[@besttank8654]

Good sir. I must say. As a member of the tank sector of yorkshire tea I have never seen such fine salesmanship and I am proud to make you an honorary tank of the spiff

[@MisterVercetti]

To quote Double D from Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy: "There's a moral in this... somewhere."

[@conhunter7024]

That two chickens are better then one

[@Novasky2007]

To quote Gir from invader zim "I maaaaaaaaaaaaaade it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy self !"

[@majorkusanagi2406]

Monopoly game with A.I: exists* The Spifin Brit: S.T.O.N.K.S*

[@nationnation9582]

Spiff exist The Spifin Brit: S.T.O.N.K.S*

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

This reminds me of how I used to play Monopoly on CD Rom all the time as a kid