Wii Safety- Taken too far!

[@stredst3594]

"Your Wii is not a soldier and will not fight your battles for you" Wii: *Wiietnam flashbacks* bruh jokes in 2020 were so unfunny

[@dylpickle6123]

I feel like someone is about to be whoooshed

[@yellowsunfish4219]

Leave the group chat

[@makotoyuki345]

This one’s for you guys 😎👉 *But Wii’s weren’t made during the Vietnamese war*

[@yellowsunfish4219]

@syphax08 that's why he said heres another one for you guys, so he could get whooshed. You just whooshed yourself

[@simonereis7799]

Actually it's Vietnam.

[@yeetyboigottem]

Man, they REALLY did not wanna get sued.

[@gigabit6226]

lmaoo

[@rainbowisnotemo]

lmaooooooooo

[@daisydoggo7754]

"oMg iMma sUe NINtEnDo bEacUsE orANGe jUice"

[@marlowewoodring]

Shark puppet's dad I’m doge

[@daisydoggo7754]

@@marlowewoodring hello doge 👋

[@aidenlucas8226]

"Don't hit the wii with a medieval weapon" Oh, sorry, I'll shoot it with a gun.

[@fastaskirby2414]

I thought firearms are still considered medieval weapons

[@TheRealEncy]

*Loads Missiles...*

[@jakebake0652]

I personally used a t-16 sniper rifle with a modified scope but it’s all personal preference

[@jakebake0652]

@ExvenGamin ah of course I’m no expert with guns but that does seem like a fine choice

[@jakebake0652]

@late4thegameNOW yes but I find the recoil makes it hard to hit multiple times

[@holden-i]

“Do not skydive with the Wii” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard

[@alessandroferrari5851]

My favorite is the soldier one.

[@LeighTheYumeLion]

All Normal To Mii

[@AnimationObjectShow]

the wii is still not 16 yet cant drive

[@AnimationObjectShow]

this is 2018 by the way if you comment in the future

[@buddyclem7328]

And the steering wheel is on the wrong side for Japan!

[@peaktroglodyte]

I'll just wait

[@bangerbangerbro]

@@buddyclem7328 I'm sure it's on the wrong side for anywhere. It looks like it's in the middle in the picture like it's a racing car or something

[@bangerbangerbro]

You can't even drive when you're 16 can you? Unless it's like a 3 wheeler or something?

[@fox-a-bellaj47]

"The Wii is not a funny hat" Reality can be whatever I want

[@deez5595]

Ethan Howlings-Jennings this is a joke, where did the 14 year old’s quotes come from?

[@ultimategotea]

He said with a funny hat

[@invader_miz]

its not a funny hat its a cool hat

[@DrLiam-fg6wd]

*sad TF2 noises*

[@katiaferreira1573]

...

[@ccaio5585]

Me: falls in love and wants to marry Wii console Japanese manufacturers: we don't do that around here

[@dylanzlol7293]

Ironic they marry waifus

[@jonathanschaffer5758]

that's not how you're supposed to play the game.

[@jaykilkenny4409]

If you do that Mario is a gonna do something very illegal

[@staypuff6494]

There was a guy in japan that married a DSi

[@Most-sane-deltarune-fan]

@@staypuff6494 Impossible.

[@tigerlover2853]

“Alright, we drew the hyperbolic illustrations, boss.” “Perfect, now let’s give it to the writing team so they can start.” “Wait, the writing team hasn’t begun yet?” “Eh, I’m sure it’ll be fine, they can work out what they mean.” The writing team:

[@hampton-roads-bus-guy]

“911 what’s your emergency?” “Uhm yes.. my Wii has escaped and stole a medieval timed weapon”

[@nox7126]

Grayson Anderson mid evil lmao

[@freedamerican5243]

Grayson Anderson mid evil 😍

[@martynasgudynas5621]

Fuck you all and fuck me

[@barehugzz]

R/boneappletea

[@WeAreDROPTOWN]

It’s going to fight in WWIII

[@temmie248]

"Kids are creative we should go for everything. Expect the unexpected!" "Chris why the heck is skydiving on the list?" "BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T SKYDIVE WITH A WII IDIOT"

[@y.a.c.]

Lmao

[@catsforu3946]

Lmao

[@anoutdatedmeme6358]

Lmao

[@catgame9177]

oamL

[@unrealpotato2230]

oamL

[@NoNo-mk7ui]

“Don’t parachute with your wii” So that explains why it’s not worki-

[@upsidedowns2342]

@@Ryo_Tsune that's dark

[@xbcvideo9751]

Don't do it or youll become like me in my videos

[@takumifujiwara6963]

But you can do it one time

[@realmuslim6097]

R.I.P Poke The Duck

[@GrayCrownRBLX]

*HITS THE GROUND*

[@octoboi4019]

The Wii can drive now! I'm also sad now :(

[@thegreatcalvinio]

The Wii is almost 14 years old. 2 more years until it can drive.

[@coolsatisfyingvideos4539]

lol

[@realbatman123]

Lol

[@theBetterManda]

the realization when ure the same age as a wii.

[@PTEC]

HSHSJSJDHAHSHSH

[@belo3379]

But in germany it has to be 18 at least for cars

[@creamsiclelps17]

“Don’t let you Wii console drive” Well it’s almost 16, so It technically CAN, plus it has motion controls so the car is just a big Wii remote now.

[@mehrchadha8238]

Just one more year

[@creamsiclelps17]

@@mehrchadha8238 Exactly! So it can drive in one more year!

[@mehrchadha8238]

@@creamsiclelps17 Then that part of the clip will be irrelevant

[@creamsiclelps17]

@@mehrchadha8238 Well, that’s what the manual says soo, it’s okay! Plus this video was made years ago so it is outdated now. Lol

[@mehrchadha8238]

@@creamsiclelps17 Yea

[@Skellium]

“Your WII is not a soldier and will not fight battles for you” Earth just lost its best defender

[@toastytheepic7753]

Ok

[@DawsonsMemes]

It was in a bad war The console wars Many wiis died But they won at the end

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

Nick fury pages the Wii U at the end of infinity war

[@indomitablesloth2437]

0:46 The fact that the Nintendo Wii is 18 years old this year makes me feel incredibly old :)

[@andressalgado9144]

Lol

[@Tsuki_bee]

It’s 17 btw

[@BlueSashagaming]

Wait seriously?!?! It still feels relatively new.

[@yadiramartinez2402]

Nahhh Wii can not see

[@zmarfion]

On November 19th it will have full consent

[@bananadashgd]

“The Wii console is not a toaster and should not be used as such.” But how am I gonna feed my family now?

[@ElTiquillo]

Try using a PS4 playing Uncharted 4, the temperature should be nice enough and the sound of the fans will be so loud, that you will not hear your family screaming in agony, because they haven't eat in 3 months

[@bananadashgd]

ElTiquilloPillo 9 alright, thanks

[@pikaaxyt]

If you have and old pentium 4 pc, just remove fans and cook your food on it

[@d1amondsquare019]

better thing use an mac and play an game warning that an thing u need to be rich

[@kenopsiadraws]

with the WII!

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

“Do not cook chicken in your wii” *shows picture of goblin wii*

[@bonesjones293]

RIGHT. How has this guy not seen Gremlins? It even has a clock saying its after midnight.

[@SkittyDangerzne]

I know right! Thats funny! 😂

[@ghulam237]

@@SkittyDangerzne its like they're talking about goblins, but don't want the reader to know

[@soda35160]

It’s kinda always after midnight

[@VictorCN]

@@soda35160 Gumball reference?

[@gilesbecraft5131]

Now it all makes sense to Mii

[@mysmallfilm]

Good one...

[@gilesbecraft5131]

Hitesh Dasari u *f r i c c* ing punner

[@gilesbecraft5131]

The hell is that supposed to mean

[@jozefstalin5934]

Haha no

[@idontunderstandjokes1989]

Me*

[@Thelift2013]

2:35 bruh thats just creepy. scarier than an alien

[@JoeMama17779]

reference to gremlins

[@NINTENDONES1985-x6t]

Yes

[@redtoadengineering9226]

"DO NOT feed the Wii after midnight, it will turn into a Gremlin."

[@Enderia2]

“Don’t play wii with your feet.” Wii Balance Boards: Are Wii a joke to you?

[@hidrigeldon6882]

Top 10 best hidden puns

[@bennickss]

Are Wii a joke to U?

[@sampletext9338]

Ha

[@milesedgeworth6177]

underrated smh

[@gemkoweirdness3975]

My balance bored: Finally someone notices me

[@emilyswiftwell1]

U can pour water on your wii U can pour smoothies on your wii *But not orange juice*

[@iloveichikoaobayippee]

(pours water on wii)

[@JaydensJayden]

Fanta?

[@mayaalessa6875]

It doesn’t like orange juice

[@harrisonbarrett2635]

@TXC M0nkey r/woosh

[@DreadfulSora]

How about Blue juice

[@somebody1550]

**Don’t Marry your Wii** Me: Sorry love, it’s not you, it’s your Japanese instruction manual.

[@ge394]

u mean her father

[@Goober3_06]

The first one though.

[@amarylily]

LMFAO

[@mockinghyena960]

LoL

[@aaronbrandenburg2441]

@Wild_ian1 the one I was wanting to see if someone had said that that's the one comment I was waiting for explanation point

[@happyboy05867]

Watching this 13 years later was absolutely hilarious and my day is 100x better

[@talonzilla]

There is a reason they made these, and that means somebody died trying to use a wii as. A parachute

[@imacan9191]

Gettin' high with my wii *Jumps out of a plane high on meth with wii strapped to back, thinking it's a parachute*

[@leggomyeggo5773]

that means that somebody out there hit a wii with a mace

[@calebreardon8707]

Wait, does that mean someone’s wii started an uprising, got second hand smoke, and fought in a a war??? 😐😐

[@leggomyeggo5773]

@@calebreardon8707 that wii got problems

[@101jir]

"Don't use your wii as a parachute" = Don't drop your Wii "Don't hit your wii with a mace" = don't strike your wii "Don't let your wii get second hand smoke" = don't expose the wii to smoke Still figuring out the one with the wii in the driving seat and the one with a gun.

[@user18283-d]

"please, don't fall in love with your wii" oh, was i not supposed to-?

[@chromosoze]

makes sense since you have an anime profile picture

[@ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy]

Ok If You do then if trying to make it drink it will break it

[@ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy]

But did you break that rule

[@mtaliaa]

‘bruh moment’

[@frostbytes5718]

The wii is only 13 years young, oh no, the fbi's coming to your house

[@annieroonie9162]

Alternative title; “Artist having too much fun making the wii manual”

[@lovableye8191]

Good one

[@maximiliangreulich4444]

Yea

[@Tanker619]

Yis

[@cryingautumn932]

Lol

[@lovableye8191]

NO EAH

[@Hexarius01]

my wii in my room sweating looking at that poor wii form 13 years ago :

[@mangoinnmclovin]

Nintendo made the first Wikihow type images in history.

[@DigitalTVJuegos]

Luisito comunista :v

[@_Amadeus]

Don't you mean WIIkihow ?

[@lambybunny7173]

Junko Hiroshima oh my god that’s genius

[@domix537]

jajajjaajajjajJJJAJAJJAJSJSJSJJSJJJ LUISITO COMUNISTA

[@ssiiide]

I think ikea did it first

[@leh3682]

Don't you just hate it when you go skydiving and you accidentally take your Wii with you instead of your parachute

[@wyzolol]

*douh*

[@quarans08]

I read that when it came on

[@DELETED-xg5ne]

Happens to me all the time!

[@rabeelhormez7572]

Ikr thats so annoying like i died five times already

[@Idkwhatiam]

It would be save if it was connected to VR

[@tortle9339]

That moment when your Wii becomes a dragon and wants to eat chicken: Yes yes very relatable

[@GooberThe4th]

Fazaan The IVth I had that happen it also tried to put a disk inside of it’s self

[@owenvogelgesang7314]

I think it's a Gremlins reference, i.e. don't feed your Wii after midnight / let it touch water.

[@shortformediocreweirdo]

aw man i hate when that happens

[@tjlee1595]

Owen Vogelgesang that's what I was thinking

[@barto11111]

I thought you said wants to eat children lol

[@andressalgado9144]

Btw press 0:01 in the Timed button. Press it a million times, and it will sound like a piano. Lol

[@William_D._Afton]

Huh?

[@QicenoQ]

Huh?

[@awesomekids3149]

Nice

[@sansgaming69]

Nice

[@80721]

Nice

[@hoodwynked4204]

“The wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken” *grabs turkey*

[@giganigga3025]

How did the chicken even fit in

[@lunadafluffderg516]

And why did the wii turn into a monster?

[@hoodwynked4204]

Yeah the chicken had to be made of steel to bend the wii shape- as to how it got in there I would have to guess they opened up the side

[@zoehernandez7688]

-A_smol_Dragon- 'w' it’s a gremlin reference It’s supposed to be “don’t feed your wii after midnight”

[@lunadafluffderg516]

@@zoehernandez7688 ohhhh, thats clever XD

[@radioactiveseaotter]

“It’s not 16” *many years later* “There he goes, he’s grown so much” *wii drives away*

[@delilahrose7005]

I was thinking wait isn't this older than 16 by now 😂😂😂

[@irok1]

Wiiiiii

[@irok1]

@@delilahrose7005 14

[@svp5thechad408]

Wait, Why did they wasted the opportunity to say that the Wii is 16 in the marriage ones?

[@ManunKanava]

18

[@baby5171]

*"Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon"* *Merlin: do you understand that clearly Arthur?*

[@lurkz4919]

Arthur: But if the medieval weapon is not for hitting the wii, what is the point of the medieval weapon?

[@alternativeaccount8287]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJmro6CXoqiXnLc

[@fluffypinkpandas]

Gaius told you to stay out of trouble, merlin. If Arthur finds out you used magik to avoid getting bonked with a mace, he'll make sure to REALLY bonk you with a mace

[@tristan7950]

Hello Is Totally Funny.🤣

[@lucianothewindowsfan]

Doraemon: *refuses to get medieval weapons using his time machine*

[@kazooplayz2761]

Getting this recommended to me 14 years later is crazy 💀💀💀

[@bliuser4720]

This is what opening a bottle of 9 year aged wine feels like

[@namelazz1999]

Too bad you can't drink it with the wii 1:07

[@D.KlWA-aG]

Then I’ll drink the Wii

[@IStMl]

Com-e Kem.p DOES NOT TASTE GOOD

[@terimur7510]

@@namelazz1999 LMAOO

[@waiv8166]

Couldn’t have put it better myself lmao

[@solarz.z]

"Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon" *lowers sword*

[@Fr1ezah]

you shouldnt hit it regardless

[@jonathanmyatt9426]

Aims rapier at Wii "Laughs in renaissance weapons"

[@helloimjustazeldafanpassin5356]

**hyas in Linkenese**

[@distractioncat7285]

yall over here with rapiers and swords *loads shotgun with malicious intent* some wii's are gonna die tonight

[@lapizite7879]

*laughs in caveman rock*

[@JamieTheLuvely]

"Dont let an angry snowman near your Wii" Ok I will just get a happy one

[@wii4319]

*even worse*

[@GreyMcBeal]

Your pfp makes it even funnier, thanks

[@someone9386]

Are constipated snowmen cool

[@informationnotavailable6433]

69 likes

[@AJ_Animations]

@@wii4319 experience with it?

[@jonathanblackwood9472]

I am a victim of 0:20 - My sister gave me a black eye while playing tennis

[@Narrator0108]

Also this is one of the only ones that makes sense

[@Narrator0108]

And this one 1:30

[@Narrator0108]

And this one 1:34

[@Awesomeplayergaming]

OWW

[@wallacefamily2375]

With that one I did number 1

[@gundhamtanaka8725]

"The Wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken." The KFConsole: Pathetic

[@TheRealEncy]

We Officially Have : - The Toaster ( Nintendo Switch ) - The Wifi Router ( Ps5 ) - The Fridge ( Xbox Series X ) - The OilFryer ( KFConsole ) - The Cheese Grater ( Apple Mac ) - The Oreo ( Ps4 ) - The Box ( Gamecube ) - The Joke ( Souljaboy ) Edit : I Add More.

[@jsmn_luv]

*G U N D H A M T A N A K A*

[@marleybutbetter2214]

I found the comment I came here for for i die a happy potato 🥲

[@gundhamtanaka8725]

@@jsmn_luv I wouldn't have expected that someone like you to be here

[@ellisthur1498]

I tried the Wii toaster, it doesn't work to cook bread very well, but you can cook a tortilla very well in it.

[@TOOTSIEROLLISEMO]

‘The wii is not a funny hat’ Well dang I really wanted to wear that to prom

[@Maya1_4041]

Same lol

[@PurpleOzDoesMemes]

Ikr it looks so stylish☹️

[@xioticsyt]

But on the 3ds/ds in the mii plaza you COULD wear it That would feel illegal

[@coolj4334]

Well my night plans are ruined.

[@mahuaish1]

So sad Me too

[@raynixv2]

“Don’t hit your Wii with a weapon” “Your Wii is not a soldier and will not fight your battles” You became the very thing, you swore to destroy

[@TheKdr216]

Oh no...666.

[@Most-sane-deltarune-fan]

@@TheKdr216 666 what?

[@aceblaze-d9m]

13 years still an og. thanks.

[@beccaiskenough17]

I’m surprised there isn’t a “don’t go swimming with your Wii”

[@vannyvan.]

Well , (then )u can do that XD Edit: WOW I NEVER HAD THAT AMOUNT OF LIKES!!!

[@swalker0966]

xD

[@user-wl7mh6oc9x]

I'm suing

[@Joopyter724]

That is the toasters job

[@FancyScanty]

Álvaro 130 oh yes

[@doopdoops6244]

Officer: How old is your Wii ma’m? Me: 15 Officer: Wii I’m gonna need you to step out of the car

[@Who38377]

One Skelly Girl 😂

[@StardustBullets]

Lol

[@gamingbrothers3722]

XD

[@doopdoops6244]

GUSTAVO666BR Error1010010101010 Is your brother a Wii?

[@osoneetz5944]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mojoo215]

911: What's your emergency? Me: I have a Wii stuck in my throat

[@styxscrumbs6198]

Mojooo215 nah it’s more like “i nee hewp dere a we ih meh froat!”

[@typhoontm5444]

Nah, it would be like “dvdogdgidgmnvditwkfiogxkgbxxvfisfjsmbxvjsahklhvmt”

[@FBIAgent-bp8pd]

Hi there agent its agent 2703

[@ItzSonic69]

@MA - 05WC - Conestoga PS (1474) almost there

[@Mytorturedsenses]

I'm gonna need to raid Area 51

[@LawEnf0rcement]

We did it, the Wii can now drive. *Who the hell decided to recommend me this **_13 years_** after-*

[@yoursaviourbrisuschrist3617]

The real title: “Taking care of your Robotic Child”

[@TheRealEncy]

Oh I Think You Mean've *"Taking Care Of Your 101.630 Million Child,* *That Had Been Sold By Nintendo Trying To Take Over The Console Market Againts Sony,* *Microsoft,* *And Sega,* *Made With IBM PowerPC Broadway @ 729 MHz Cpu,* *And 512 MB NAND flash memory Storage Made In 19 November 2006"* _Edit : From 2023, I Still Find My Old Humor To Be Funnier_

[@Goomba456]

When you eat the Wii and try to date it

[@DrBlueHigh]

*The robotic child does not taste good* *Do not let an angry snowman near your child*

[@xxlileri_]

but it is tho-

[@jesschio9350]

Yes

[@DireBowser]

Next year, the Wii will be 16 yrs old, and will be able to drive. Edit: The Nintendo Wii is old enough to legally drive.

[@frogs_are_cool3085]

Yesh, I was thinking the same thing!

[@Exvesu]

True

[@unoriginalcommentfinder8728]

Ok

[@manyack3630]

YES

[@fluffythecat22]

Lol

[@catiemeehan5446]

Don't you just hate it when you mistaken your lunch for your wii

[@logooooo]

Catie Meehan it's you've mistaken your wii for your lunch... wait is it? Uhm... im confused

[@SmashyPlays]

Catie Meehan that’s what the GameCube is for (Lunch box)

[@Dd-gi5lm]

The Homebrew Channel & Nintendont are my favorate Wii Foods.

[@tepigthebeast-animationspo5045]

I definitely agree with that one, Catie Meehan.

[@TheSportsLoverr]

When you realize the wii turning 18 in November

[@Shyghost22]

“Don’t let your Wii drive. He’s not 16.” Wii in 2022: *Show time* Edit: Show time

[@opfer1555]

this better be a joke

[@Sabooooooo1483]

Stolen

[@Shyghost22]

@@Sabooooooo1483 what?

[@ggram4343]

Stolen from Corgimations (a youtube channel name)

[@Shyghost22]

@@ggram4343 No,it's more or less a different take on it

[@sammiechiles]

“do not eat your wii Consol” well shit there goes dinner plans

[@sammiechiles]

I hate Homework awwe ty :D my mind is literally a dumpster so im not sure myself

[@condorcircus323]

Sammie Rosee 3000th days after the corona virus outbreak

[@choco_drizzle]

...how do you even fit that in your mouth?

[@choco_drizzle]

@david elliott its a joke-

[@sammiechiles]

david elliott r/woooosh

[@riikonen1884]

I hate it so much when the angry snowman gets near my Wii!

[@trippysnow3791]

Yea me too

[@summerweeks7125]

Your profile pic goes so well with your comment

[@trippysnow3791]

PLOT TWIST: I'm the snowman

[@rainbowderhase7211]

Real Deal yes its not his Wii

[@mladen7641]

We've all been there

[@Banan_group-leader]

Questions I have for some of them 1: HOW THE HELL DO YOU SHOVE A FRICKING WII DOWN YOUR THROAT 3:WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND A GODDAMN ACIENT WEAPON 5: WIIS ARE NOT HUMAN THEY CANT EVEN DRIVE A CAR 7: HOW THE HELL DO YOU MARRY A COMPLETE TECH

[@yamahadx7synthesiser]

for question 7: tell that to the guy who married a hatsune miku hologram

[@dreamstage寧々]

(satire) 1: I ate a Windows 7 CD 3: from the muesum 5: Yes they are if personified into a human 7: I wanna marry my Windows 10

[@scatteringsparks]

Ah yes, Wiiromantic.

[@ele.mentalboi9562]

1: surgery 3: you make it from the Wii sensor bar 5: the Wii plugs itself into an ev 7: you don’t marry the Wii, you just don’t leave fragile objects or fluids near your Wii

[@eges72]

What lack of social skills due to Japanese work culture does to a mf

[@aspennichols3848]

“Don’t let angry snowmen near your wii” *That explains a lot* *edit:* holy shit this blew up

[@ampwavegaming1305]

Unus..?

[@aspennichols3848]

Fazkitten Studios yup 😂

[@albercons880]

wth is unus

[@SmudgerEntertainment]

junkacroy markiplier Unus annus

[@ampwavegaming1305]

@@albercons880 ToT how could you do ma bois like dat

[@dude.stop111]

" Don't kill yourself with the wii or with anything else" *suicide rates drop to 0%*

[@joelcomer]

Kids with depression: “I feel allllk better!”

[@brobgonalbutnotracist5829]

@✨son✨ oh no

[@theenderman6177]

Am I the only one who does what was on that image?

[@randomeuropean7499]

anime can make the suicide rate to 100%

[@speedypatt]

LETS GOOOOO

[@blankocity148]

Don't let your Wii drive,it's not *16* yet. Don't fall in love and *marry* your Wii. *FBI OPEN UP*

[@genevevaconalarga]

thats why its telling you not to do it

[@leothemememan3464]

the age of consent in japan is 13 the wii is 13

[@Gamer6200.]

@@leothemememan3464 OH NO

[@leothemememan3464]

@@Gamer6200. it's not my fault if japan has has creepy laws

[@Gamer6200.]

I meant it as a joke

[@wiwwin]

The Wii is now old enough to drive.

[@Dexuz]

And soon it will be old enough to fuck.

[@gdcotie]

“the wii does not taste good” the dog in the corner: i’ll try that

[@TheRealEncy]

Baby : _That Sign Can't Stop Me Because I Can't Read._

[@gdcotie]

@Jax Gaming and much more! no way! I didnt know I had that many

[@dianacummer8052]

Pog dog!

[@ahuiliztliac]

I GAVE THE 666TH LIKE MUHAAHAHHAHA 4 real i did tho

[@TheRealEncy]

@@ahuiliztliac Philospher : Did The Past Really Happend?

[@grammynorma3545]

"Dont pour orange juice on your wii" Well what else am i supposed to do when my wii gets thirsty

[@TheRealEncy]

Well, You're Not Wrong.

[@helendong1039]

u give it apple juice, not orange juice

[@grammynorma3545]

@@helendong1039 never thought of that, ill try

[@helendong1039]

@@grammynorma3545 wait don't forget about grape juice

[@grammynorma3545]

@@helendong1039 i wont

[@addiebajaddie]

“Don’t pour orange juice on your Wii.” Fine, I’ll go get the apple juice.

[@user-lz5kh3un8z]

No. Get D I M E N C I O N A L juice instead

[@kenrixer]

big brain

[@seyongkim7628]

I'll get milk...

[@danganfujisaki5902]

Get some grown up grape juice

[@coneh2]

Wat?

[@TheOne_6]

First one: Please, do *_not_* eat a Wii!

[@Most-sane-deltarune-fan]

Hell no!

[@Sw33tG4mer]

“Please, don’t fall in love with your Wii” Everyone: NO!

[@noone3041]

*_cries in too late_*

[@lukra7110]

NO ONE *cries even late*

[@spooderman6312]

Im sorry wii. Wii cant be together.

[@Mugiwara2186]

I will not let you take her from me! Manual: Your anger and your lust for power have done that.

[@RealFemto]

@Alex Hill Its meant to be a joke, you're welcome

[@Corgimations]

“Don’t let your Wii drive. He’s not 16.” Wii in 2022: my time has come

[@sarahdurham6001]

I got 2 wiis

[@-bbu_f]

Yeah

[@aaptyp]

Well this vid is nearly 10 years old. So lets say it is now though. Wii would be 28. From the official release date it is younger (?)

[@tavitube7010]

@@sarahdurham6001 cool

[@NCubss]

@@aaptyp it *is* 10 years old now

[@yorangey_LOC]

Wii: does not cook chicken KFconsole: *now this looks like a job for me*

[@YxGacha6741]

@@Cat-qf3pe NO U scammer

[@Player-p4k]

69 likes

[@moungbunthoeun6027]

@cat i reported your comment and make it disappear infront of my eyes so i cannot get rickrolled

[@yorangey_LOC]

@@moungbunthoeun6027 it’s not a rick roll

[@TheSewDew]

amog us

[@tarangerine]

2:36 is a reference to the movie Gremlins, it's "don't feed the Wii after midnight" That's what I assume anyway, unless there's a different reference that is more relevant to japan.

[@prometheusx1138]

Don't you Hate When your Wii Steals Your car

[@Andrew982_]

yes

[@freakedout2008]

My name doesn't Matter yes

[@thegamingpapyrusnowwithedg2828]

My name doesn't Matter woah

[@speckd8465]

WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH

[@wallaht3ebt]

And shoots me with a carbine rifle.

[@lunarumbreon3643]

"Don't hit your Wii with a medieval weapon. In fact, where would you even find one?" Hmm... Amazon, wish you name it.

[@RockyFoxxowo]

keep in mind this i 2010

[@nina-zs7fp]

Sqwerpo! you’re 2010?

[@lunarumbreon3643]

And this is 2020, Wii sports resort now cost 40$ for some reason...

[@josiemcgrath4651]

Catch.com.au

[@mistaworldiwde3109]

@@nina-zs7fp pretty sure he means he was born in 2010 considering the dude's grammar and brain functions

[@CB_here]

holy crap the nostalgia, the good ol days when my wii drove me around the town

[@DELETED-xg5ne]

But this is too Japanese manual not chinese manual but I bet it was as weird

[@RockyKido]

FBI OPEN UP!

[@wildanimals9411]

this cant happen because your wii is not 16

[@idontunderstandjokes1989]

Your wii can't fucking drive

[@CB_here]

Read your name again, it must help

[@crazycsiw6404]

some people were curious on what the japanese manual is trying to communicate with some of these, so i read through the japanese manual and put together a list. 0:09 - Doesn't actually exist. 0:18 - Self explanatory. "When multiple players are playing at the same time, make sure there is enough space to avoid bumping into each other." 0:28 - Doesn't actually exist. 0:37 - "If you bring the Wii from a cold outdoor location to a warm indoor location, water droplets may form inside the device and cause it to malfunction. If this occurs, remove the disc from the Wii, turn off the power, and leave it in a warm room for a few hours until the water droplets dry." 0:46 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist. 0:58 - "The Wii system and accessories can emit radio waves that can affect the operation of nearby electronics, including cardiac pacemakers. Do not operate the Wii system and accessories within 9 inches of a pacemaker." 1:05 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist. 1:15 - Self explanatory. "Leaving the Wii Remote or other accessories on the floor can cause you to step on them and/or trip over them, which may cause injury." 1:18 - "Do not step on, strongly bend, or pull the cables of Wii Remote accessories. If the cable or plug is damaged, do not use it. Doing so may cause a malfunction." 1:25 - "If the Wii system or accessories get wet (e.g. from water, juice, pet urine, etc.) turn off the power of the Wii system immediately, unplug the AC adapter from the outlet, remove the batteries from the Wii Remote, and take other necessary measures. Failure to do so may cause a fire or malfunction." 1:33 - "Do not insert a disc with your finger in the center hole. Failure to do so may result in injury." 1:43 - "The Wii system and accessories are made of plastic and metal parts. Please follow the instructions of your local government when disposing of them, as they are dangerous to burn." 1:53 - "Do not use or store the product in places where there is a lot of moisture, dust, oil, or cigarette smoke. Do not use the product in places where water is used, especially in bathrooms. Doing so may cause an electric shock or malfunction." 2:03 - Self explanatory. 2:13 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist. 2:23 - "Do not allow foreign objects to enter the air intake, as this could cause the fan inside the system to stop. It could also cause a fire, electric shock, or miscellaneous malfunction." 2:34 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist. 2:43 - Self explanatory. 2:51 - Self explanatory. 2:59 - Self explanatory. 3:10 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist. 3:21 - Self explanatory. 3:31 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist. 3:42 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist. 3:51 - Self explanatory.

[@lizzyboo4551]

Nobody: *Please don’t marry the Wii* Me: DANG IT

[@lordprey4168]

Peanuto_The_Dog r/woosh

[@rzorblde]

@lord preyRight lol

[@lolbo7698]

But I can f the wii tho

[@DJWixel]

420 likes nice

[@baseddepartment9983]

@@lolbo7698 yea exactly my exact point

[@miaaaaa1001]

"Don't marry the Wii." Wii U: _My time to shine._

[@Libertyking]

Wii U marry mii?

[@diarrheacheese]

Wii say Yes!

[@NotNuja.]

@@diarrheacheese yes in french is "oui" and wii pronouce "oui" like "wii"

[@diegosierra1951]

@@Libertyking Best ship ever made

[@Arkensius1157]

@@NotNuja. Do you understand French like me?

[@despg]

"Do not let it near an angry snowman" People in the arctic: frick

[@RT-PD]

Well some people don’t really need to swear, oh and why would you respond to a month old comment, they probably lost there account by now.

[@Neoguy123]

@@angelogutierrez3261 fuck you

[@Neoguy123]

@Sanat Pandey ?

[@Neoguy123]

@Comment Bot a person who deleted their reply

[@skyaholic]

@@RT-PD i get what you mean of everything else but wdym " and why would you respond to a month old comment, they probably lost there account by now." like wth a month isn't that long

[@20thcenturyfoxhomentertainment]

"Your wii is not thirsty. It does not want orange juice."

[@aureliadoesstuff3438]

**Sees the marry Wii rule** Um. Hey,Honey? We need a divorce...

[@lordrathut]

Just do what Anakin Skywalker did without the Jedi Council knowing, just marry it in secret

[@aureliadoesstuff3438]

Conner Confidential oH oKaY :)

[@aureliadoesstuff3438]

the amazing tech monster 😂😂 Okay!!

[@aureliadoesstuff3438]

These replies 😂😂😂😂

[@Robin-jk6wz]

*Wii need a divorce

[@SimplyStatistical]

Manual: "Don't try to kill yourself with the Wii." Me: *Grabs Xbox 360 instead*

[@lamenwatch1877]

"...or anything else, for that matter."

[@tobyisawesome]

@@lamenwatch1877 WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIE?!? :D

[@themissinfowar6629]

“The Wii is not a toaster.” But the 360 can be.

[@rickie-89]

😭

[@dantesuarezflores982]

yay he died

[@MetastarULTRA]

"Do not skydive with your wii" Me: I guess I'll bungee jump with it then

[@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108]

What I want to know is what the real captions were and what that picture could have meant

[@billnye8760]

@@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 I think it means don't drop it from a high place but they tried to make the picture funny by adding the sky dive man.

[@Maxineewing7501]

@@billnye8760 they succeeded

[@Donodile]

umm, the wii is a jetpack, how did wii not know this

[@mr-redify]

@@billnye8760 damn I wanted to take it on my plane and drop it deliver it to a friend

[@dappersnakeproductions]

1:27 Tell that to my Cousin.

[@siujingheng9280]

Why

[@princesspeachy10]

"Don't fall in love with your wii" oops-

[@annemarykopp2683]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xdkenos4119]

Oml😂

[@WiiLoveWeather7-12-16]

But didn’t you sell your soul for a bag of Doritos like in your profile? 😂😂😂

[@ceoofme2771]

no it actually means people with heart problems should not play the wii

[@whatdidyoud0890]

@@princesspeachy10 can i have a bag of doritos?

[@acethecinderace5528]

“The Wii is not used for making toast” Me: *slowly puts back the bread I was about to stick in the Wii*

[@snootytrash9219]

😢

[@Account-ow6rz]

Your bread must be baked by wiieat

[@mariejensen3238]

Right when I read the comment this part of the video shows up

[@acethecinderace5528]

Marie Jensen pffft 😂

[@acethecinderace5528]

Ivy - Rose hmmm looks like someone’s about to have a bad time

[@Rytheex]

"Your Wii console is NOT a parachute". The one that uses it as a parachute: *WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*

[@wockytalkie8352]

clever,not even joking.thats clever.

[@KopperNeoman]

Followed by the ambulance. *WII U WII U WII U*

[@recoleto]

hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@jwalster9412]

@@KopperNeoman and then a fuen-wii-rall. (I'll show myself out.)

[@YllidTheLoonyDog]

Lol

[@PRU33AYY]

Congrats! The wii CAN drive now and is 18 years old.

[@giannapaonessa6735]

“Do not Marry the Wii” Well I just wasted all my money and time planning the wedding

[@hannanaav]

@Mocha Tea lol! XD

[@nicholekelley672]

LOL XD

[@lyvre7491]

And I oop-

[@theuser2684]

XD

[@roromizukia577]

Mocha Tea XD

[@rain1910]

Don't you just hate it when an angry snowman steals your Wii?

[@strawberry5458]

Right...happens to me everyday

[@silly_sleepy_ivy]

I think its dont let the wii in low tempitures

[@kokichiouma9406]

Yeah it happens to me every week

[@roktrokmusic]

how is that even possible?

[@rain1910]

@@roktrokmusic *it isnt*

[@crimsonscorner4432]

“The Wii does not taste good.” Well, I just wasted all of that seasoning.

[@randomfoxboy508]

Mmm it could use some salt

[@Simo_Oficiall]

Gordon Ramsay intensifies

[@yrok244]

Wiisoning

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

Wii tried it too

[@indefinitehiatus2473]

HAHA HAHA HAHA!

[@thebowserjrfan19]

The Wii can drink now.

[@thebowserjrfan19]

Even corona beer

[@carlosc.9573]

I hate this rules, I was about to marry the wii.. d a m n

[@symm]

Maybe we should start a revolution.The society has to accept all kinds of sexuality! Straight,gay,bi,queer and wii!

[@grawa4278]

Your love is bigger than the restriction of nintendo!

[@imanidiotw6135]

I was about to get my wii a car! G O S H D A R N I T

[@clay4trey]

Wii isn't a toaster. Don't worry, in 2017 we will 'switch' it up.

[@grogger2269]

Clay4Trey *ded*

[@kamu3057]

Clay4Trey oh wow

[@jekblom123]

Is the Switch a toaster?

[@clay4trey]

jekblom123 No, but you put it in a toaster.

[@salami99]

does the toast go between the 2 controller?

[@jgilly0]

Wii: I fear no drink, but that thing Orange juice: exists Wii: it scares mii

[@masha2704]

Heavy weapons guy approves

[@aloe_thera]

I hate this so much

[@shoutaarikawa929]

It scares mii lol

[@pippypop0874]

wii are all scared by it trust mii

[@gamefreak6638]

Haaa I fucking hate it

[@Goofyahh_gaming]

The wii is only 2 years away from being able to drink

[@randomness1603]

It’s even sadder when you realize that they had to put these pictures in the manual for a reason

[@tomkeygaming8653]

randomness Sadder than that when you realise some of them aren’t actually real

[@bicrowave32]

wait... i _already_ had depression. how?

[@Ekraelum]

Some of them are real, and others are fake.

[@ShadowAraun]

he also doesnt have the full picture on some of these. one was just saying don't rest your index finger in the finger slot while inserting a disk because it could damage you the disk or the wii. also don't insert broken disks. and remember, don't feed it past midnight.

[@samwilkes7402]

ShadowAraun yes put any other finger in and it’s fine

[@catboy_tylerr]

“don’t let your wii drive, it’s not 16” me, now: *not yet* me, in the year 2024: alright wii, it’s time to learn how to drive.

[@sAmukavIeira09]

This year he is 14. ONLY TWO MORE YEARS

[@MuchWhittering]

These instructions are Japanese. The Japanese driving age is 18.

[@iska1565]

Well we are in 2024 now so.... Have it got it license?

[@bowie.1832]

@@iska1565 Bruh Moment

[@feitaniini513]

Erem Hans !!!IN FINLAND YOU CAN ONLY DRIVE WHEN YOU ARE 18 or 17!!! So mr wii. If you are in finland, remember this

[@mistere7483]

Wii rules: Exist Everyone: Tries to break every single rule

[@Wxth3red]

Alright time to kill mysel-

[@max1k891]

Time to eat this Wii, bro!

[@NebulaNonsens3]

Ima let my wii drive

[@culpy2449]

I think the last rule you should try to break is the skydive one

[@GimOA]

I love taking my precious console to take a walk

[@SkipitySkips]

This was useful, thank you!

[@maduch1314]

“The Wii can’t fight in a battle” Well, what about WWii?

[@VYT738]

Or wwiii

[@maduch1314]

Pedro Hernades We’ll know the answer together, my friend 😎

[@xjeremygh1552]

@@maduch1314 what

[@maduch1314]

AlexJugador06 What what?

[@patrykdabrowski1154]

Ba dum tss

[@hexywesky]

“Don’t smoke near the Wii” Me: getting stoned at every interval in Mario Galaxy

[@EthosArris]

Stoner mario galaxy!

[@m1les_live899]

hhahahahaha

[@check-posts]

Lava: makes Mario say ya hot Mario: AY HOT OOOH AY HOT AY HOT AY HOT AY HOT

[@SusuLakuProductions]

The wii smokes

[@OBlueBombO]

Congrats to the Wii for finally turning 16, it can now drive legally!

[@fennelfin]

Yay

[@TanoBricks]

it has to wait 2 more years in my country lol

[@MarioFreuend]

@@TanoBricks yeah, same

[@fusix92]

It has to wait 2 more years in Europe

[@0dfgbh65]

in america

[@thatparaf1nn_kid]

In your face nintendo, my wii IS old enough to drive now!