Well, the home made vehicle must be invisible, driven by the invisible man.
@bjorreb7487 Жыл бұрын
Clickbate
@misterheavy2296 Жыл бұрын
I got clickbaited for the home-made vehicle, then had to endure loads of irrelevant crap AND now the damned adverts for stuff I would not buy on principle because I was forced to watch the adverts... KZbin's gone down the Ubend
@DelticEngine Жыл бұрын
@@misterheavy2296 Agreed. That's a great description for KZbin. Just call it 'Ubend' instead of KZbin. Says it all..
@spammyjenkins87 Жыл бұрын
Report > Spam or misleading > Misleading Text > Next clickbaiters will only learn when their videos start getting removed
@nickacelvn Жыл бұрын
@@bjorreb7487 Exactly. Produced by greedy narcissists.
@philippatton439911 ай бұрын
Still waiting on the home made vehicle , must have great excelleration I never seen it 😂😂
@nathan_hl95569 ай бұрын
acceleration
@mickemmett68289 ай бұрын
Same here buddy, that's the only reason I flicked through it but it's nowhere to be seen?
@davewright82069 ай бұрын
@@nathan_hl9556 i do shit like that too. 🤣
@searayz067 Жыл бұрын
Love this series but I think this is the wrong video, no home made vehicles in this one.
@Xerdoz Жыл бұрын
Just report for misleading / false title. This is from KZbin's terms of service: "Don’t post content on KZbin if it fits any of the descriptions noted below. Misleading Metadata or Thumbnails: Using the title, thumbnails, description to trick users into believing the content is something it is not." Unfortunately 90% of the videos break the policy but KZbin doesn't care at all even if you report them.
@immaculatepasta3418 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I think they’d mucked up because I’ve seen this one before
@christopher_amor_02_animat79 Жыл бұрын
It's one of the older CMPG episodes where the guy rides a homemade bike down the m5 with a dog in the back (Wallace and Gromit style) this was first aired like 2010/11
@SethiozProject Жыл бұрын
@@Xerdoz i wish youtube would actually take any action .. they need like 1000 reports before they even check into it ... they let scammers just post misleading and clickbaits. even worse ... lot of huge channels with 10+ mil subs are doing this also and youtube turns blind eye, because those channels make millions for youtube. it's all biased and corrupt
@KoboldPip Жыл бұрын
@@Xerdoz You're telling them to report the video and in the same sentence telling them reporting is useless and nothing will happen if they do. I think you should level up your speech skill before giving advice my dude.
@DarkRaiseSun Жыл бұрын
Wrong video uploaded, this has already been uploaded but with a different title. :(
@k1ortia Жыл бұрын
Spoiler Alert people, there is no video of the Homemade vehicle, which wasnt even homemade. its was the trailer/sidecart which was made for his dog, and fully M.O.T Compliant!
@o0OMouseO0o Жыл бұрын
Yea, Loads of people have sent me the link but it's not of the episode I was in. The stop was about 10 years ago and the dog passed away several years ago but the trailer lives on. As you say MOT compliant and I've attended RSPCA events with dog + trailer and they were positive about what I was doing .
@k1ortia Жыл бұрын
@@o0OMouseO0o yes ..I concur. York place if i remember...🤔
@ianmangham4570 Жыл бұрын
THANKYOU
@kevinrandle1339 Жыл бұрын
Which Vehicle was Home-Made? I was looking forward to seeing it
@MrBigMalT Жыл бұрын
Well that’s an hour of my life I won’t get back… watched it all in hope of seeing the home made vehicle 🙄
@eddyblackmore4188 Жыл бұрын
I got bad news for you. Every hour is an hour you won't get back. Or did you think there was some kind of refund system at the pearly gates? 🤣🤣🤣
@andyv1 Жыл бұрын
Likewise, I fast forwarded it then back. No homemade vehicle.
@davodsjodan7088 Жыл бұрын
@@eddyblackmore4188 you think there is an pearly gate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@A2Z1Two3 Жыл бұрын
Next time I need my plumbing fixed, I will call an estate agent 😂
@theoriginalcripster Жыл бұрын
As an ex-Paramedic I can speak from experience. It’s not the speed that kills you. It’s the sudden stop and the bits of metal slicing bits off that does it. As my ‘police’ driving instructor put it. “Speed is ok, where appropriate “.
@stuarthunter7559 Жыл бұрын
I cruise around 80 where appropriate on the M62 keeping my distance and slowing down in heavy traffic. I always keep my distance and let tailgaters through. Tailgaters are the real problem and people not looking after their cars condition. Cheap tyres poor brakes and suspension will only lead to disaster. I started on motorcycles so understand defensive driving. Unfortunately I have returned from 20 Years abroad 13 years of that in Cyprus where the driving standards of the locals including the police is appalling and driving around Bradford I employ the same defensive driving technique I did in the middle east. If you don't drive like the local natives youre screwed. Wish the police would concentrate more on tailgaters and aggressive drivers and not the speed of people keeping their distance
@nickacelvn Жыл бұрын
You are not wrong.
@AUaudits Жыл бұрын
Retired Police instructor I had lessons with told me same. Inappropriate speed in wrong place kills.
@lukearts2954 Жыл бұрын
@@stuarthunter7559 actually you are encouraging tailgaters. They are indeed the most dangerous guys, but letting them through increases the problem because they will get even closer up the next car because you have demonstrated that their bullying works. Also, when you change lanes to let them through, and they accelerate in their impatience and hit you before you have fully cleared the lane, you will not get paid by insurance because you were the one changing lanes, not them. So as soon as somebody gets closer than 1.5 seconds behind you, you are actually stuck in that lane if you want to remain safe AND avoid insurance sodomy. Stay in your lane until they back up, then move over. It will teach them to sit at safe distance. I really don't care about speeders as long as they keep distance from everybody. While statistics will claim a causal link between speed and accidents, it's actually violations of distance and right-of-way that are the true causes of accidents. And intoxication, of course. Drunks are idiots, with or without cars. Drug intoxicated people are even worse.
@antonisantonis65511 ай бұрын
thats Jeremy Clarkson's words, not yours!
@richardgiles2484 Жыл бұрын
Really nice to see some nice guys in the Golf 😂 well done for putting you hands up and accepting things 👍👏👏👏
@markholroyde9412 Жыл бұрын
LMAO you are easily fooled...just like the cops🤣
@charliegraham9635 Жыл бұрын
@@markholroyde9412 whats that supposed to mean
@markholroyde9412 Жыл бұрын
@@charliegraham9635 Der......"get some insurance in the first place"...you must have been born after 1990 snowflake,... the thick generation LOL
@underdirect1745 Жыл бұрын
@@markholroyde9412 I think you're the only one who was 'fooled'. He had no insurance, the cops pulled him, they had a nice chat, confirmed he had no insurance, car was taken off him? Seems pretty simple.
@underdirect1745 Жыл бұрын
@@markholroyde9412 well why don't you try telling me what you're referring too. I dont even think you know what you're referring too.
@victorjeffers19939 ай бұрын
As I have a son here in the U.S. that's a police officer I do have respect for all you police officers as it's a very dangerous & difficult job you all do ! Stay safe !
@_Daio_ Жыл бұрын
At least we all got to see a doctor.
@julezpanda14 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤭 That made me chuckle, but your comment was also very true!
@livenfree Жыл бұрын
😂
@john170310 ай бұрын
If he had not pulled away after the roadworks and exceeded 100 mph, they might just have given him a stern warning. He might have been given more than 3 points for exceeding 100. Fair compromise.
@angelaharnett64379 ай бұрын
The points and the fine were a joke . Ridiculous to be let off with that , just because he’s a doctor . Totally laughable
@john45305 Жыл бұрын
CLICK BAIT, nothing to do with the title of this video Cops Left Speechless at Man's Home-Made Vehicle what's so ever. Good series though but the owner need to correctly title his or hers videos.
@WoodlandsArchive Жыл бұрын
So nice of you to let the chaps in the Golf wait in your car, for their lift.
@pcarts232 Жыл бұрын
16:11 Any reason why you failed to identify yourselves ? Pig 🐷
@christopher_amor_02_animat795 ай бұрын
the homemade vehicle refers to the central motorway police group episode where they stop a biker with a wallace and gromit style barrell for his dog! Clearly the title is misleading!
@ClassicWorld19 Жыл бұрын
I watched this waiting for the home-made vehicle... (???)
@daklakdigital369110 ай бұрын
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UK & US ROAD COPS IS REMARKABLE.
@samuelgustavsson14839 ай бұрын
And the difference between peoples attitude towards the police in the us and the rest of the world is also remarkable. Not every one that comes in contact with the police, act like an asshole with the excuse that it is their ”legal rights”. Like most people seems to do in the us.
@johnmalin1676 Жыл бұрын
Proof that Bradford is a no go area.
@Antonnick Жыл бұрын
these British police videos, in the eyes of a German are very entertaining. I love the yorkshire accent from my time in england and when they talk they always sound drunk to me!
@newagetemplar6100 Жыл бұрын
You should hear what people from Barnsley sound like . That’s another dimension 😂😂😂😂😂 .
@leolechien007 Жыл бұрын
I come from another part of the UK and when I hear people from the north east of England I sometimes wonder if we really speak the same language.
@kingkong81icloud9 ай бұрын
@@newagetemplar6100am frum tarn
@LoftechUK11 ай бұрын
Best video compilation in ages.
@thartiustheslayerofthots7088 Жыл бұрын
I was gonna laugh if the merc that picked the lads up was un insured aswell
@livenfree Жыл бұрын
I was expecting that too
@lon3don Жыл бұрын
Motor insurance really does need to be streamlined.
@NiSiochainGanSaoirse Жыл бұрын
Bradford is the most expensive city in the UK to Insure cars, and it's 3 pakistani areas which are the MOST expensive. that tells you all about these lads.
@rkl233 Жыл бұрын
At 90 mph you arent going to be able to react to anything infront of you what a load of bull that is we arent driving round in muggy miners anymore
@jamie3356 Жыл бұрын
100mph is usually an instant ban, that doctor caught a big break but the coppers didn't bother telling him they were using discretion, should have thrown a lecture in there at least
@AUaudits Жыл бұрын
If that doctor not notice his speed, how many serious illnesses has he missed when checking patients?
@keithnsearle7393 Жыл бұрын
A very good point indeed.
@clipper10839 ай бұрын
He knew his speed and he was comfortable driving at that speed so its not hard to believe he drives at that speed regularly and I think the reason he hasn't got a ticket before is because the police who have caught him before have let him off with a warning due to him been a doctor due to professional curtesy. You could see how the police changed their attitude and once they found out he was a doctor and I am willing to be they only pressed the matter to get fine and points due to it all been on TV.
@AUaudits9 ай бұрын
@clipper1083 I agree. These traffic cop programmes are an act for the cameras. In reality, people that ring Police to report crime etc, are barked at by call handlers, it not their job.
@GuyChapman9 ай бұрын
Fact is, you can sign up for email reminders of mot. No excuse.
@tonytrott6318 Жыл бұрын
Of course he isnt insured most indians are not insured and most eastern Europeans are not insured either
@Stuck_Farmer Жыл бұрын
Imagine being in Police training and a higher ranked copper asks you to get a "Glass Hammer" from the SWAT warehouse, armoury, tool suppliers or wherever they keep their equipment. Sorry guys but I'd be the trainee laughing and sarcastically replying.. "Sure. Should I pick up a Left handed screwdriver, a bottle of headlamp fluid, a bubble for a spirit level and a litre of Tartan tinted sky blue pink paint whilst I'm at it.? "
@bloodknottrevelian3396 Жыл бұрын
Armoire?
@Stuck_Farmer Жыл бұрын
Armoury.. Google spell was having an off day :)@@bloodknottrevelian3396
@chrisnumnuts8671 Жыл бұрын
dint no youtube did repeats under a different name
@mickeyfilmer55519 ай бұрын
At which point in this video is the "Cops Left Speechless at Man's Home-Made Vehicle" part? because I must have blinked and missed it...
@Noseypoke-mr7th Жыл бұрын
REVENUE COLLECTORS FOR THE BRITISH ESTAB, "ONLY DOING MY JOB"
@FixItYerself Жыл бұрын
they let you off easy there. in the us, 100mph is at least $500, car towed away, and possible arrest and wreckless driving charge.
@t395delta Жыл бұрын
in the uk 100mph isnt that fast lol
@peterduxbury9279 ай бұрын
It would be a 30-day car impound +fine + possible ban here in Oz.
@oojimmyflip Жыл бұрын
where was the home made vechicle? CLICKBAIT IN THE TITLE.
@timwilliams366211 ай бұрын
What don't make common sense to me is a pulled him over for no insurance and the cop gets in the car with no insurance and drives the car He's not covered to drive that car with no insurance he just broke the law he should be arrested
@FAS1948 Жыл бұрын
I drove for 50 years and I never stopped learning.
@A2Z1Two3 Жыл бұрын
Yes but as you get older you can learn things one minute and forget them the next 😢
@markgorton197011 ай бұрын
Also if you are younger doesn't mean you know everything either
@traumapunks Жыл бұрын
cops left speechless at invisible mans home-made invisible vehicle
@beatkidd Жыл бұрын
This is how cops should behave Not like American ones
@chrisfoxworth322810 ай бұрын
Ah, yall have people behind you in the cop car to have a discussion LoL I love it. Why don't yall offer tea along with the Civil discussions you're having 😂 Love it !
@ardeladimwit11 ай бұрын
the cop yammering on at 48:51 ought to be a voice on Aardman animations as the police horse--be absolutely perfect.
@mikespikeey462511 ай бұрын
after the car chase that cop telling them to move ITS A PUBLIC FOOT PATH AND HE CANT DO NOTHING TO MOVE THEM
@nathanpiper1346 Жыл бұрын
speeding is not the common cause of accidents, get your facts right, 90/100+ is a no no though
@pcarts232 Жыл бұрын
Women drivers
@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE Жыл бұрын
She got stopped for the mot being a month out of date. She says that she got stopped for speeding in the previous week. Why didn't the speeding cops not notice the mot?
@yesitreallyisme Жыл бұрын
Speed cameras dont know about MOT's
@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE Жыл бұрын
@@yesitreallyisme She said that she got stopped by the police. Cameras were not mentioned
@yesitreallyisme Жыл бұрын
@@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE Show me the timestamp where she says she got pulled over twice and not got a fine twice, big difference,
@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE Жыл бұрын
@@yesitreallyisme Watch the video
@yesitreallyisme Жыл бұрын
@@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE There is no mention of her saying she got stopped twice in the same week just got a fine twice in the same week, show me the timeline to prove your argument. You won't because there is no argument. You just like to think yourself right all the time. If I haven't watched the video how would I know?
@Flipdrivel Жыл бұрын
Love me the pronunciation "burgle-ry" 🙂
@markcritchley9663 Жыл бұрын
Why don't you show some footage of the Police doing dodgy things ? Plenty of people are being awarded compensation for the way they are being wrongfully treated .
@johnplatt83699 ай бұрын
Coppers a law to there own, watching them here you can see they are on a high picking on drivers,,,,,, FFS go and sort some real crime or don't you have the guts to face up to the hard law breakers
@daveevans1236 Жыл бұрын
Massive respect to these men an women of our police!
@jeffryblackmon484610 ай бұрын
Especially because they are unarmed.
@finncarlbomholtsrensen1188 Жыл бұрын
In Denmark several Police cars have a camera on the top, which automatically controls passing numberplates. If an alarm, the car will be stopped.
@rhannay39 Жыл бұрын
Same in the UK. ANPR.
@stuarthunter7559 Жыл бұрын
Asian no insurance from Bradford that's unusual. Great storytelling
@oizys8761 Жыл бұрын
Repeat video?
@andrewmoonbeam3212 ай бұрын
"Have you ever bin in trouble wi pleece?" He's probably got his own coffee mug at the police station he's there that often.
@troyt-y4q11 ай бұрын
No home made vehicle as advertised.
@pn8902 Жыл бұрын
go on mate got 2 birds in the car loooool 44:28
@seanlaughton3136 Жыл бұрын
i like the bit where they showed the "home-made" vehicle
@jackiebarnett918511 ай бұрын
Hello im a fan of police programes and enjoy watching how they do there job thankyou for sharing
@anthonydempsey769311 ай бұрын
Don't ever trust the Police
@BrainHurricanes11 ай бұрын
It is NOT the speed that causes accidents, but abruptly slowing down!
@johnwilson-ie3gt Жыл бұрын
So if the Volvo was speeding then why follow him to see just how fast he’d go .. why not stop him straight away .? It’s same with drink drivers when they say we’ve followed you for a distance , if they suspect wrong doing stop them straight away why let them continue is that not putting people at risk ?
@MikeBSc Жыл бұрын
A policecar will have to follow a target vehicle and match their speed for 3/4 of a mile to use as evidence of speeding, unless the pursuit reaches 100mph, then it is an immediate stop. My guess is that they hadn't followed long enough at 90mph before the roadworks. Additionally, speeders have a history of increasing their speed even further once they see flashing lights so as to try to avoid punishment as they are also likely doing something else wrong. This makes them far more dangerous. The best tactic in these cases is to log the offence, and tail them until they leave the highway then make a stop.
@oldbag3043 Жыл бұрын
The police are our enemies make no mistake about this and don't forget it either
@sejbomb Жыл бұрын
A doctor FGS. A doctor. Seriously, you have the brains to do medicine but not to drive at the correct speed. You’re just making more work for your Damn colleagues.
@SocialShires Жыл бұрын
Most people find motorway speeds too slow, including educated people like this doctor
@loulewis5672 Жыл бұрын
HOME MADE??? WHERE?????
@sidewayz33999 ай бұрын
8:28 that music got me💀🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@johnnunn86889 ай бұрын
The speeding Dr, seemed more interested in untangling his cable, than paying attention to the cops.
@svenboden68 Жыл бұрын
Homemade Vehicle????where??....
@2spoons Жыл бұрын
What home made vehicle.......?
@ActionAdventureTwins Жыл бұрын
Yall heard that story about the guy who crashed his plane in the desert and spent a few days crafting a motorcycle out of the wreckage to escape? Well this guy in the video thumbnail looks like he's going reverse of that and escaping INTO the desert
@gagaklumayung7995 Жыл бұрын
US cops, shame on you, learn from these nice people
@paulbodman3335 Жыл бұрын
title misleading no homemade vehicle here
@philipevans1027 Жыл бұрын
Good policing them 3 Bradford boys. The police looked after them kept them warm till there m8 picked them up. Real good banter our police the best total respect. .
@TheRattyBiker11 ай бұрын
Wehey!!! Is that the legendary oO0Mouse0Oo? Mad respect for that man!!! He did a VW 1.9tdi engined bike! 😍
@MD-gc4xq Жыл бұрын
Where’s the homemade vehicle? It’s certainly not in this video
@RockyDave Жыл бұрын
Don't see any man-made vehicles here.
@khalidacosta7133 Жыл бұрын
All the vehicles are man-made? Did the chicken make it!? lol
@dixiefallas7799 Жыл бұрын
So I thought you would be charged for driving with no insurance. Apparently not! I’ll have to remember that.
@troublesometoaster4492 Жыл бұрын
I might be wrong since I'm not familiar with how the UK works, but here it always comes down to the cop's discretion, so it might be the same there? There's always a lot of factors to consider besides simply committing a traffic infraction, so most countries give cops some freedom to decide what they should do.
@rkl233 Жыл бұрын
@troublesometoaster4492 you get the occasional officer who might have better things to do but generally no insurance etc you get your car taken off you
@pcarts232 Жыл бұрын
Poor Tanveer 😢oh well you can get a curry in the nick 👍🏾😂😊
@deerazor8280 Жыл бұрын
One of them coppers was screaming like a rusty banchee, I don't think you need to sound like that
@livenfree Жыл бұрын
Instead of making those guys wait on the side of the highway, why not drive their vehicle to a pub or a restaurant where they could wait and someplace warm and safe?
@memorialgardens1664 Жыл бұрын
Nice 👮♀️ can’t believe it but seems that way 🧠💪🙋♂️🤝
@_CAT-lg4sr Жыл бұрын
Good vid, but I wanted to see the "Man's Home-Made Vehicle". What happened to that?
@scottyj813511 ай бұрын
😞😞 Forget that i only wanted to see the homemade vehicle. Not a Whole Show 🤔😞
@C.G.M.C. Жыл бұрын
The third programme in this video. Where they pulled over that doctor. I hope they are not on the slab next time. Because the doctor will probably say, oh, make them wait, I'm not operating on them.
@jamesross17993 ай бұрын
Probably diverted the old bill from whatever he was up to by being Mr happy 😂
@Ful-OGold Жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t want to be a cop with criminals just sitting in the back with no protection between you and them. These days people are on drugs and have concealed weapons are totally unpredictable sadly.
@peterduxbury9279 ай бұрын
Police Cars should all have protection on the Seat Backs, of the Front Seats. Should all be knife-proof, at least. You made a great point there!
@martinwhitley9893 Жыл бұрын
That’s crap 2500 cars that’s utter crap I reported an uninsured driver and the police didn’t want to know there only interested in nicking people for driving 32 in a 30
@malcolmclements9254 Жыл бұрын
Wish they'd concentrate on one story at a time, instead of half here, half there, half every bloody where.
@SirLordCustardthe10th Жыл бұрын
It's how they keep you watching on TV but does not translate well to the internet streaming world
@johndrew3202 Жыл бұрын
For a posting of 2 weeks ago it was interesting to see licence tax discs being in evidence, so how long ago was this actually filmed, and where was the home-made car? Interesting programme but very disappointed in the details given.
@alwayslive7460 Жыл бұрын
THINK IT'S CALLED CLICK BAIT
@MrDportjoe Жыл бұрын
These date from 2013 or so.
@michaelarchangel1163 Жыл бұрын
@@MrDportjoe The chatty girl likely has a small army of kids by now. I wonder if she's got an MOT as well !
@erniejohns3750 Жыл бұрын
there is no way a couple should be together on this job. its a recipe for disaster ,
@devilskitty503211 ай бұрын
austria: if xou dont pay insurance police will take your plates... automatically...
@loneranger592811 ай бұрын
The guys in the Golf were sound lads.👍👍 The guy in the white stolen van, I have no sympathy whatsoever for him or his friends. He recently committed a burglary,making peoples lives miserable. They have no care,about the impact of their actions on people.
@mattyfowler2k13 Жыл бұрын
It’s the same episode as was uploaded the other day lol 😂
@padraigholohan4778 Жыл бұрын
what home made vehicle???
@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE Жыл бұрын
CLICK BAIT TITLE.
@nickbrownhill6136 Жыл бұрын
Official revenue collector's for the government !!!
@965088 Жыл бұрын
Never pay them a penny if you drive within the law!
@nickbrownhill6136 Жыл бұрын
Never trust them either they'll Always find something trivial to relieve you of your hard earned!!!
@pcarts232 Жыл бұрын
@@nickbrownhill6136WAYNE COUSINS ANOTHER MEMBER OF THR GANG OF SCUMBAGS
@black5f Жыл бұрын
Very entertaining but we stopped having tax disks nearly 10 years ago next year. This is very old?
@bobcreekmore Жыл бұрын
I reported you. The only reason I watched this HOUR LONG VIDEO was to see the home made vehicle. That's an hour I won't get back. Deceptive.
@Spiderdan-59 Жыл бұрын
I watch these guys on TV (police interceptors 🇬🇧👍🔥🔥
@kipper2k Жыл бұрын
why not mount a metal crash bar on front, a lot cheaper than replacing bumpers all the time
@micksitton9584 Жыл бұрын
If they hit a pedestrian the result would be catastrophic. That's why they were banned outright!
@mrsillywalk Жыл бұрын
"Home-Made Vehicle" WHERE IS IT???????????????? CLICK BAIT
@prjndigo Жыл бұрын
Some uncommon knowledge: there's a maximum speed limit for entering the shoulder of the road and in the US its 45 on the interstates - anything above that and you will be at fault for any collisions for any reason even if you didn't see a giant board with spikes in it.
@MrElofix Жыл бұрын
I´m still waiting for the Man's Home-Made Vehicle scene......
@Anon-fz4cb7 ай бұрын
"We got a call that you...." should be "we got a call about.. , and you or your vehicle match the description" They always see that "something is wrong with this one"
@keithnutley42449 ай бұрын
Think I may have slept through and missed the home made vehicle
@Sam_Green____41148 ай бұрын
"I just bought it Yesterday " Yeah l've heard that one before ! Pull the other one mate it's got bells on it !