Cops, what is the most "WHAT THE F%$K HAPPENED HERE" moment you've experienced?

[@NJFireDepartment]

"To violate some citizens constitutional rights at 4 in the morning" GOD DAYM.

[@claytoncondo2948]

‬‭‮ !SELLA REBU ECILOPLLORTEBUTU

[@Mikustan39]

@@claytoncondo2948What?

[@sayorancode]

@@claytoncondo2948 *Über

[@sayorancode]

@@Mikustan39 pretty sure he is just refering that that uttp troll who keeps stating that he is doing things which i am sure are against the law and probably also the constitution

[@Morningstar-says-screw-YouTube]

Makes me think the cops probably not a good cop. Even if they weren’t ACTUALLY violating anyone’s rights they’re making jokes about something that thousands of cops in just the US do daily

[@BryantWalker-m6e]

There's a cop out there with an UFO in his basement

[@floppaforever-nv5iq]

Hilarious!

[@EtrianDinoval]

“Sovereign citizen” “calls cops” Not too sovereign, are you?

[@4mrholsterco981]

They are only “sovereign” when it suits them.

[@denkisupremacy]

had to look up what this meant. what a bunch of weirdos lmao

[@vile2818]

199 guy probably just ran into Sonic the Hedgehog

[@Davidsquizzdiamond]

It was a fucking PLANE that's even crazier

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

Yeah I was expecting him to mention Sonic. I am so disappointed 😂😂😂

[@gamingsquid6725]

Would not be surprised if this story inspired that one scene from the first sonic movie (likely it didn't, but it is fun to imagine)

[@valeon7303]

When I worked in retail (in a bad area), somebody tried to break into a car in the parking lot. Turns out, there was somebody living in that car. The guy breaking in hit the person inside with a baseball bat. Person inside pepper sprayed the assaulter, but because it was windy (mid winter), the pepper spray blew back in their face. They both went to the hospital.

[@ThePsyko420]

Oh man that sucks hard for the person in the car

[@mickey_mousey]

Also just never a good idea to use pepper spray in an enclosed environment.

[@pequenaesposa3286]

I feel so sorry for that wife who wasn't in the mood and still was pressured into it with such a garbage husband like that who needs enemies

[@catsmom129]

In a just world, the husband would have been arrested

[@v6phoenix892]

I caught a leprechaun had me rolling with laughter

[@TG-su8fd]

TELL ME WHERE YOUR FUCKING POT OF GOLD IS !!!

[@Random-uw8nl]

bro must have been tripping

[@bradlahsheelds]

Lol ive heard that story so many times, definitely an urban legend. still hilarious

[@NinetyLegos]

"Renovate his house with a sledge hammer" That's a new one

[@vonBelfry]

"Disabled" the dog, huh?

[@catherinep2034]

I hope the dog wasn't hurt.

[@T0P4ZX]

thats what i said :c

[@WardenWolf]

I used to have birds slam into my window a few times a year. It honestly surprised me they didn't break it. Sometimes the bird survived, but usually it didn't.

[@Roadent1241]

Yeah, it's unfortunately normal. If she moved from the countryside, she knows this.

[@kingolegos]

Story 35 is the reason that law enforcement officers are now legally required to file domestic violence charges with OR without consent.

[@BaileyTheCatUwU]

Nah story 16 comes straight out a looney tunes episode wtf 💀

[@severren1095]

yeah what the hell was that

[@sayorancode]

it is just the live action adaptation of looney tunes

[@paktru]

15:04 After reading this I automatically found it. 😂😂😂

[@abilewis5379]

Real

[@pedrobroek2228]

Yeah, I haven’t laughed quite so hard at a story lately

[@sayorancode]

step 1 : live in shady area , step 2 wait for snowstorm , step 3 find neighbor who has his driveway blocked by snow , step 4 help neighbor , step 5 refuse to elaborate and leave , step 6 ??? , step 7 you are now a gigachad

[@cadergator]

50:04 right here... RIGHT HERE is why im never trying any sort of drug or lsd or anything that messes with the mind. I prefer to be in full confidence that i have control over myself.

[@destructor3152]

My uncle had to evict a drug dealer from a handicapped porta potty because he used it as an office.

[@catherine_404]

40:30 or so on screen is "obligatory naughty cop" instead of "obligatory not a cop" 😂😂😂

[@nullblasterthevoidmaker1750]

Damn, dude. Guy from story 2 got screwed in every way but the one he wanted.

[@pedrobroek2228]

Yeah you could say that lol

[@kimielle]

Definitely hate that drink driving isn't treated with any real gravity in my country. The number of people who survive being hit by drunk drive3rs but have long term damage and the drunk person didn't even get jail time is insane

[@t.b.5115]

There's a mentaly ill man in my town that fills a sack full of dog crap and goes around throwing it at people. Repeatedly. Cops get called, he goes to the mental hospital for a couple of weeks, gets out and does it all over again.

[@codm22712]

We git the best narrator 2 days in a row yay Cop story’s yay

[@codm22712]

@officerrenard5679 Hu ?

[@miyo_taylors.version]

​@@codm22712yeah like what

[@miyo_taylors.version]

i got the same message

[@Marilynn_1275]

Guys ignore these people, they're just spamming nonsense all throughout the comments. There's also multiple people/accounts doing this. Please report them for spam/scams.

[@Branwhin]

It's Story 7!! I first heard it with one of the British-sounding TTS voices and just about died laughing. I mean, OUCH, but seriously, dude, that was so dumb. Edit: I really appreciate the odd wholesome (ish) one in the mix, like the one where the dude was hurrying his wife to the hospital, and though OP was injured and his car badly damaged, at least it wasn't a case of a horribly irresponsible and/or intoxicated person.

[@KaiHenningsen]

I might challenge the "not horribly irresponsible" claim. The guy did not only endanger other people in traffic but also his own wife, by driving like that.

[@Branwhin]

@@KaiHenningsen That's certainly fair. Wouldn't do anybody any good if that collision had been worse.

[@knowwhoiamyet]

@@KaiHenningsen Definitely irresponsible, but if there's ever going to be a reason I forgive someone for it, being in a hellish panic because your wife is going into labor is probably one of the higher up reasons on the list. And the guy came back after too, admitting to everything, so like... The best of a bad situation I suppose.

[@KaiHenningsen]

@@knowwhoiamyet I agree. It's partly excusable under the circumstances, because panic primarily. Maybe drivers should familiarize themselves with the rules for driving an ambulance. Not that all ambulance drivers seem to have done that, but I digress. My point is, simplified a lot, those rules are "drive fast where it's safe, slow down where it isn't - you don't arrive faster when you wreck".

[@maxncheese5216]

Love these types of videos. My morbid curiosity can't be quenched

[@anerdygoldenagesoprano]

I'm 21 and I would never smoke weed while any of my 3 younger siblings were in my care

[@walter9240]

Congratulations?

[@ArcanineEspeon]

21:40 I deadáss expected this one to turn out to be a joke where the punchline was Sonic the Hedgehog. Glad it was serious! That was a wild ride (no pun intended). Edit: 22:24 BRO

[@KaiHenningsen]

11:38 just thinking ... "2 Girls 1 Cup" *Do not google it before reading the Wikipedia article.* When the net was young, that thing was infamous.

[@EvilPaladin11]

I could never get past the third second. I remember there being reaction videos on KZbin. I watched one where it was a Marine. Dude vomited, and told his friend to go fuck himself. The Marine made it pretty far before vomiting.

[@robertlinke2666]

yeah.. i was young when that made the rounds. cant say i made it far

[@TheoRae8289]

I got lucky that I found an explanation of the video and not rhw video itself back in the day. How my fucked up mother didn't find it and show me anyway, is the real question

[@Angrycat-pg5iv]

@@TheoRae8289 i watched it while eating a chocolate ice cream

[@TheoRae8289]

@@Angrycat-pg5iv ohno

[@atomic.madness452]

19:50 “A fellow officer and I were on our way to violate some citizens’ constitutional rights at four in the morning when […]” Ew. Fuck any law enforcement officer who even jokes about abusing their power to take advantage the citizens they’re sworn to protect.

[@ThingInTheHall]

I mean yeah, but if its just that, a joke, i think its fine.

[@sayorancode]

i have a "don't care , don't ask" policy when it comes to weird things people do for whatever reason (assuming it only affects themselves ofc) but i do have to wonder what the 2nd guy was doing and why he just did not like do it somewhere more private (like not opening curtains for example)

[@hedgelynik5321]

From what i can tell i think the curtains just,,, also got stolen lol

[@Butterflywho]

6:20 so sad he was alone while people went on a smoke break smh praying for that poor man

[@nunyabidness674]

More a case of the 2 guys smoking had no clue what to do, but rather than make it worse, they went somewhere where they could keep their lunches down. If there's nothing you know to do to improve a situation, more often than not the best course of action is to do nothing.

[@elgenetiamzon1062]

​@@nunyabidness674 They were probably also in shock and needed the cigarettes to calm their nerves or something.

[@nunyabidness674]

@@elgenetiamzon1062 fair point

[@save.us_kby7202]

Y’all are legends what a channel

[@matthewwoods6972]

Not a cop but I was dating a crazy chick. She lied about me assaulting her, so I was in jail at the time. But she stole my uncles dog carrier. He called the cops. Cop arrived and proceeded to arrest her. Well, attempt to arrest her. He begins fighting with her, trying to handcuff her. 30 minutes later, dispatch calls because the officer never said he was leaving the scene. My aunt tells dispatch the cop has been fighting the suspect for 30+ minutes. More officers come flying in. TLDR Crazy chick thought she couldn't be arrested because it made her feel uncomfortable. She got tazed 4 times and wrestled 4 cops for 2 hours.

[@melissar4612]

Why is the guy referring to a dwarf as "it"? Because the OP wasn't referring to the person with dwarfism. OP was referring to the mythological creature known as a leprechaun that the crazy guy thought he had locked in his closet. Not very hard to discern the difference.

[@gamesandglory1648]

yeah, it was pretty clear he was paraphrasing the weird guy's motivation.

[@chrislaw4958]

These guys are just readers. Not their experiences.

[@Pianomonium]

The guy with the iv escaped, got in a car somehow, crashed it, and flattened people’s tires using a coat he found in the car’s trunk to get some help of his own, and he lost the coat due to a thief who had just gotten his tires fixed

[@RyanRicardo-nw7fe]

13:45 This bro really didn't wanted to wait for his turn on the party bottom.

[@Lori-t6i]

Thanks, I needed this hilarity after watching your last words before death video, my first. Also very good. New subscriber!

[@ch3rry.c0k3.13]

listening to this while i (hopefully) pack for camp!!! its 1am and i leave at 9, so im not gonna get much sleep lol

[@adenkyramud5005]

I've seen a lot of bad things in my life, so none of the terrible details of these stories made me feel much. But god damn that father just staring at his kids trying not to cry... that hit me like a fucking freight train...

[@sayorancode]

at 7:50 my reaction is : why not just call a ambulance

[@kayla68779]

Story 39: That's a wild story to tell at Thanksgiving dinner. I bet no one continued eating after that.

[@edi9892]

It should be noted that some people survive crazy things and this can result in some quite crazy s-i-de scenes. Also, many quick tests are easy to fool as they all use shortcuts, unlike some other, more expensive lab tech. One guy apparently shot himself in the chest and head, but his aim was off, which resulted in him blowing one of his eyes out. He then threw the gun away and walked up a hill and climbed the many stairs of a tower on it. He then jumped off it and finally succeeded in his mission... It was originally investigated as a potential murder scene, but the blood and fingerprints spoke a different story... The other story that stuck in my mind was of an arrested assassin. He refused to talk about his clients and the first moment he wasn't under surveillance in prison, he apparently managed to secure an entire bottle of bleach which he drank all up and hanged himself. As if that wasn't enough, he used a shard to slit both his arms. As a side note: his family was under surveillance and after his death, they received a letter of condolence and suddenly monthly payments came in, with the expressed purpose of supporting the widow and the education of the children. The money could be traced back to an Italian organized crime syndicate, but it couldn't be proven that any of it was earned illegally, which meant that the money kept coming. What makes it remarkable is that the assassin nor his family were of Italian descent.

[@adragon8me]

9:48, story 8: the dog probably did want to play. All the best dogs with jobs (service dogs, police dogs, search and rescue etc) are carefully selected for temperament and trained so that they LOVE their job. A dog that gets stressed or worked up when performing its tasks, especially the kinds of tasks police dogs do, will not do those tasks well and will be hard to control in the heat of a moment. A dog that thinks this is all a fantastic game and finds the work fulfilling will be excellent working dogs. I could go on about this for a long time because its a fascinating topic, but even like drug sniffing dogs if they don't find drugs for a while will get discouraged and sad. A lot of times cops will plant drugs, or at least the training chemicals, for the dog to find so it can feel good about a job well done. Moral of the story: that dog was probably having the time of its life when it got a free toy from its target.

[@sbatou87]

All I have to say is that puzzle platform video game playing in the background looks cool!

[@denkisupremacy]

innit, they should put the name in the description or smth!

[@unconditionallyvalid]

That "too much teeth" call had me worried the lady severed something. very glad that was not the case, however i really do not like that guy's clear disregard for consent.

[@TonyNascimben]

I got a diddy ad on this lmaoooo

[@Roadent1241]

A little/cute ad?

[@bluecat3338]

We had a local case where someone was arrested for stealing a toilet. I do not know why and I do not know how. But that sure enough is a thing this person was arrested for.

[@9foxgrl15]

Like story 25, we got a bad stretch of road where accidents are notoriously bad. One summer we had four fatal accidents in two weeks.

[@evedaemonium2399]

Story 13 was WILD! I was NOT prepared to hear 'Gae Gnife fite' on this, outta All things 😂 I was suspecting 1NakesWoodsman leading to a 'Drng Deal gone wrong' but NOT that as the Ending, wth

[@cjthemisfit]

Is there a way we can just get you to read on every video? You're amazing bud

[@RedditorStories-i1v]

These stories are fascinating and highly entertaining! How do officers prepare for such bizarre situations? Thanks for sharing!

[@TheoRae8289]

There really is nothing you can do to prepare yourself in that field, according to my dad, who was a cop for just under 20 years.

[@toxic_gaming_germany2652]

Okay .. story 23 got me fucking laughing my ass off, i would love to hear the officers reacting if he found out the pilot´s side of the story xD

[@robertheinrich2994]

story 40: those gps trackers with mobile data connection allow for incoming call and auto-pickup. this allows for listening to conversations in the vicinity of the tracker. but why did it call 911?

[@itzzwavezz4870]

What's the video game playing in the background? The level where the hands appear would make a dope tapestry and i want one made lol.

[@edi9892]

The speeding plane reminds me: the fastest turboprop almost reached the speed of sound! I believe the fastest regular propeller plane of WWII had 750 Km/h (regular flight not diving). This might be 2x what the cop measured. PS: freaky to think about that these planes are faster than the worst hurricanes.

[@Bradythefed]

Damn story 27 some Sherlock shit

[@oldlady1314]

Leprechaun story - census worker. 24 years ago working for the census we were told that story (a little differently) as a cautionary tale.

[@TheoRae8289]

I remember some census workers getting attacked in KY because some backwoods dumbasses thought they'd narc on the weed.

[@KarlPHorse]

Alright, I gotta get in on this. Former EMT, and was doing FTO at a new company I had just joined. We get called at 2 am to a gas station where we were met by a scraggly, old, homeless man wanting to be taken to the hospital so that he could “get his butthole shaved.” Turns out he was a frequent flyer who called regularly with this same request. Needless to say, we did not transport him.

[@13feralcats]

I love cop stories, they really do see some wild stuff.

[@garyjackson2333]

Finally! A true man of the people. Vice President Harris chose the absolute best person for the job. He will be a real asset to her. Wat to go Kamala!! 😊

[@stuntdxvil]

35:26 bru i am in TEARSS over ts😭🙏😭🙏

[@develyntwocentshenderson5739]

"7:30.. oh sheesh".. ow ow ow ow ow

[@develyntwocentshenderson5739]

44 minutes....shades of the movie 'Poltergeist'... ow ow ow ow ow

[@ayabie819]

50:09 I've misheard "dong" as "dog" and the whole story became even more terrifying that it was already. Of course self-mutiliation is not something to be taken lightly, but I am glad that at least there was no death of innocent animal.

[@TheSkyGuy77]

The story around 15:30 - Lmao 😂

[@polyacov_yury]

45:00 someone was gagged in the trunk of that car and somehow got a hold of a phone.

[@Nmyoutube821]

I once saw a ufo over my airbase in Japan. I knew it was not a plane due to the manoeuvres it was pulling, think of a swooping zigzag with sharp back and forth angles. I went to my supervisor and she was strait up “yeah, that happens”.

[@oliverward3924]

Story 44 - the story of the old lady self-unaliving. It's really not a mystery. The black liquid fits the description of partially digested blood from a large bleed in the stomach. It probably bled then refluxed up and back down into her lungs because she was lying flat. Then, with the CPR her chest essentially turns into a disgustingly filled open balloon that you're squeezing with each pump. At a guess she committed an OD with her prescription meds, and blood thinners and anti-inflammatories are very common, and old people stomachs are very fragile. Sad stuff :(

[@pedrobroek2228]

Story 16 has to be the biggest f*ck fest I’ve heard in my life, I can just get a picture in my head of the scene and think to myself: “How the f”ck do you even write all that sh%t up lol”

[@Sec0ndCe11]

15:05 Looney Tunes ahh fight 😭😭😭

[@craterglass]

9:38 Dog probably thought he was Arnold in Red Heat.

[@CoxGladis]

“Wow, seriously? Violating people’s rights at 4 AM? That’s messed up. What’s the deal with that?”

[@Orithos]

What the hell is an obligatory naughty cop?

[@FailureOpensDoors]

"Disabled the dog." Animal murderer can't even admit what he did.

[@stevendabady7049]

So the culprit pressed his dingle on the glass then murdered a bird on the deck. Case closed tighter than a submarine.

[@robertlinke2666]

20:37 yeah, my nephew sleep walks, when we were younger, i was on vacation and saw him at night while i was going to the toilets. went up to him and said, hey also going to the restroom, no response. eyes halfway closed, fucking creepy. i followed him, just to see what sort of prank he was pulling this time, or so i thought. no, he went to the camping's podium and lied down there, on the hard concrete and just went to sleep again. i was like WTF? so i woke him up. he was very confused as to where he was. when i explained he laughed his ass of and went back to the caravan

[@sharkgal4]

And after elf on the shelf , we've got gimp on the swing.

[@chrislaw4958]

US car dealers hide gps units in leased/financed vehicles. Pretty common

[@robertbarth1362]

9:45,actually that dog 🐕‍🦺just wanted to get a piece🦵 of him.🤣.

[@Bradythefed]

Story 39: those poor EMTs

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

He’s referring the leprechaun as “it” as in that’s how the dude saw the dwarf

[@camerahmmmmmm1640]

ANYONE HEAR THAT CLICK DURING THE LAST STORY?? watching this while drawing and I nearly combusted wtf

[@starfirei3356]

I hope the homeowner in story 32 didn’t get arrested, wow

[@buddhasshadow]

Weak Trembling Fortress moment

[@SvenFoxx33]

The more stories I hear, the more of my faith in humanity both dwindles and laughs hysterically. Also, considering the FBI sees most of the country as terrorists at this point, I'm not surprised they're willing to use another human as a living shield.

[@jamieennen964]

19:56 As fkd up as his statement was... at least he recognizes it and is honest.

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

I figured in the 200mph story that plane was all that would explain that.

[@Roadent1241]

Blue streak? 200MPH? Sonic, duh.

[@miyo_taylors.version]

i got here late again :( but hi undersparked narrator(s)!

[@miyo_taylors.version]

​@officerrenard5679im sorry what

[@starfirei3356]

44:52 Wonder if stories like these are what inspired the 9-1-1 pilot episode.

[@Threadits254-c5y]

I love this narrator. I wanna see his face so bad!

[@maltedmilkball2985]

man, the video editing with the text is getting sloppy yo. I love these and I admit I'm usually listening to this in the background but come on 😮‍💨

[@the_subhuman]

What game is in the background it seems really interesting

[@Workablevase318]

Never seen so many f$##^=@ ads in a video😭😭😭

[@develyntwocentshenderson5739]

story# 6 @15:05... that is just too funny

[@IFBBProYeo]

Eyes... And teeth...

[@Es9954]

Plant story: plants release co2 at night, so the cleaner air basically cancels out

[@Deathinunderstanding]

Story 8. This is a glaring example of how cops think excessive force is funny. This is disgusting.

[@lincolnhodge2371]

i heard a similar story about a jet and a police car with a radar but it was so long ago i kinda forgot but basically a jets auto target system picked up a police car doing a radar check and the auto target system went threat and was about to launch a rocket or fire a hail of bullets and the pilot went wait no thats a cop and just disengaged in time and yeah blew the radar of the clock . i think this happened in Australia as well

[@aliciavelarde6200]

"Duende" is the Spanish word for dwarf.

[@ThePsyko420]

Story 3, bad sister, worse parents, i feel bad for the kids, even the adult Story 11, ive heard of scat before, not my thing no judgment though, but wow...that...just takes it to an extreme ive never even thought possible Story 25, I once saw a wreck someone(they were traveling fast enough i couldn't tell male or female) drive through a telephone pole leaving half hanging from the wire then they slammed into a concrete pole hard enough that car was crushed to the point that the body was unrecognizable. After that, I'm proud to say I have never and will never drive drunk

[@herstoryanimated]

If someone can tolerate being in a downward dog position on their hands and knees, they can be in the same position on their side 🤦‍♀️

[@gabrielnunez2427]

Wrong because of gravity

[@herstoryanimated]

@@gabrielnunez2427 ?

[@gabrielnunez2427]

@@herstoryanimated if you stick something in your butt the pull it always toward the ground although very minor turning to your side would not be better because it would be pulling toward your side and not into the butt But like I said it’s very minor but still has an effect

[@herstoryanimated]

@@gabrielnunez2427 the movement of the person turning may have an effect. But if the people essentially lifted him in position, there really wouldn't be much effect.

[@gabrielnunez2427]

@@herstoryanimated but if the person was ass up first then turns on his side it would have an effect

[@expresslyaterri]

“We on a private island” is that not Galveston beach ? Girl that ain’t no private island.