Cops, What's The Creepiest Thing You've Found During A House Search? (r/AskReddit)

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Takeuchi Mariya - Plastic Love (Night Tempo 100% Pure Remastered)
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Mariya Takeuchi 竹内まりや - Shiawase no Monosashi (VANTAGE// Edit)
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Takeuchi Mariya - Miracle Love (Night Tempo 100% Pure Remastered)
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[@dumpstercub2902]

I totally thought that first one was going to be a sad abuse story but nope... Cum room I guess.

[@NimanWielder01]

Before: Oh no. After: nononononononononono...

[@tempt2253]

They had me at the first half

[@ChikoMontez]

I was reading about the sum room in the comments but I still wasn't ready for it to be the climax of the story

[@MasterNcognito]

Now I wish the first story was a sad abuse story, much more preferable to a “cum room” I do say myself.

[@aerial0cereza24]

Watch my new videooo

[@kriegall338]

Nobody: *grandma dead for a year* Everybody: *CUMROOM*

[@idkj350]

@MrKia how do you comment on a perfect piece of art?

[@marcellofunhouse1234]

@@idkj350 whos mrkia?

[@salt8372]

@@marcellofunhouse1234 deleted comment

[@joshuatremper5026]

Dead old man juice😫

[@chillbrobraggins383]

Jesus christ that first one wtf man *suspiciously closes door to my room*

[@splendidpheasant9192]

gotta fling it around like Spiderman

[@OC-hq9hz]

r/cursedcomments

[@quyrew]

*hmmmm*

[@hotdogkiller3905]

The “CUM ROOM”

[@derekmcdaniel6029]

made up story i'd guess.

[@chemical3763]

These people be like: “Not me, but Spongebob the Hall Monitor”

[@victorygraceforever]

This comment makes me feel better.😂

[@tantor5642]

why do you have this video in a playlist of well liked comments?

[@alicehurtado9292]

Is this a rIvAl I sEe?

[@feloniousphil7398]

*WhEeZe* xD WHAT. THE FUCK

[@okayokay9569]

4 replies...

[@ThatOneGuy-zc2hw]

Nobody: Redditors: Not me, but Paul Blart mall cop

[@shinydoubloon3649]

paul blart mall cop *PART BLAUL CALL MOP* *PANT SHART CUM PLOP*

[@parrangathe1492]

@@aerial0cereza24 you don't have a new video

[@aerial0cereza24]

@@parrangathe1492 People were leaving mean stuff so I deleted it.

[@parrangathe1492]

@@aerial0cereza24 now I'm just sad

[@astlari]

@@aerial0cereza24 you deserve that.

[@XypherVG]

"Husband vs.........." "C'mon, get on with it. The suspense is killing me" ".....wife" "Godammit"

[@nuggie3905]

*Aggressive Cheering* "Uhhhh...." *Sudden Stop* "God Damn It."

[@itznatalieyt7785]

Tbh I thought sense it was taking so long they would have said something like Husband vs Child Or something like that

[@TMStudios89]

"the sludge that used to be the old man" Jesus that's an image

[@dragonbane44]

I thought you must to used to these things with that username

[@tolor8180]

dragonbane44 💀

[@yuno6124]

dragonbane44 lmfao

[@Sansygirl04]

Christ.

[@E-101-Beta]

How did the old man turn into sludge? wtf?

[@oopsallbecki]

I had no idea where that pepper spray story was going I wish it would've gone ANYWHERE else 😭😭

[@emmaswan4218]

Rebbb same-

[@tiffanybazemore4050]

r/no no no no no no

[@brick4353]

I wish it hadn't been there to begin with

[@chillz9600]

I legit gagged for the cop..

[@RationalRyan]

Moral of the story, don't be a coomer.

[@rowan-priince1860]

Not a cop and not creepy and not in a house but...

[@insidiouspancake5590]

Plastiic-cake not me it happened to my friend’s cousin’s aunt’s stepsister’s mechanic’s brother’s son in law’s pet’s vet’s daughter and they passed on the story over 30 people like a game of telephone but....

[@benpotter6832]

@@insidiouspancake5590 Who actually cares? We're here for some good stories, it doesn't matter who relates them to us.

[@vyalint]

Ben Potter dickhead

[@Lullegullebulle]

aBXANneDoned InTheUSA now thats a good story.

[@hanny214]

@aBXANneDoned InTheUSA Hmm. Interesting. Tell me more.🤔

[@spitalhelles3380]

5:44 If everybody could use his computer, maybe it really wasn't him...

[@flamingo56700]

True

[@mynameis6575]

that's what i thought, that is some scary shit.

[@fileoffish1403]

Spital Helles still technically possession of child pornography

[@spitalhelles3380]

@@fileoffish1403 I know. Just saying somebody might have Set him up.

[@majorpwner241]

It probably wasn't him. Who has that on their PC and lets people use it? This is why you don't loan out your PC.

[@russell4892]

That last one was just heartbreaking....

[@TandaSandaBanda]

Slim-X-Shady's Cousin Really? 😑

[@jerrylim6722]

@@aerial0cereza24 this like the most unrelated thing I could've found out of the 2 possible replies at the time I read it.

[@garrybug907]

That hit me so fucking hard

[@Dazecat11]

It is, and i imagine the older brother blaming himself to this day for the fact that he let that happen.

[@gutzbin]

Slim-X-Shady's Cousin eat ass and stop self advertising on an unrelated reply section

[@noot6614]

The feller said that guy surrounded by the 1.5k cans died and it didn't affect anyone. It probably affected the sales of Miller Lite.

[@jello9849]

Moist_Яussiaи_SpУ they like HELL YEAH MONEY

[@Pacman009]

BREAKING NEW: MAN DRINKS 1500+ CANS OF MILLER LITE THEN DUCKING DIES

[@vaperzworld6020]

Its muller

[@drew425]

8:03 Organs were... _Organized_

[@imshook6771]

*Got'em*

[@Silverfirefly1]

Their bits were bitten.

[@badtzmarub3772]

Ba-dum-tiss

[@Ed_man_talking9]

don't forget the fava beans.

[@gameandgamer1479]

*c a r l o s*

[@ricoh9558]

Nobody : Literally nobody: Redditors : _not me, but my brother's cousin's sister's auntie's nephew's mothers' cousin was a cop_

[@cat-nd3xf]

@@YearsOVDecay1 are you okay? If you feel proud from replying to every comment saying the same exact thing you might wanna lower that ego. And if anyone is unoriginal, it's you.

[@pinedragon5398]

Rico Hartley wouldn’t your brother’s cousin be _your_ cousin?

[@axvitation]

Pine Dragon it’s for dramatic effect

[@pinedragon5398]

Axvitation “dramatic effect”

[@eliza3986]

Pine Dragon i mean. half-brother? adopted brother?

[@Granolaappleraspberry]

Not me, but my sister's friend's dad's friend's uncle's grandmother's was a cop.

[@leoortiiiz]

@@fellowhuman5864 go away

[@YeetMaster-cc8ct]

@@leoortiiiz any chance u were given to my brother or cousin who are both white? They keep saying the n-word bro

[@leoortiiiz]

@@YeetMaster-cc8ct I don't know, but if someone hears them talking like that in the blocks, they die, better make a "N-Word-Pass" certificate to show when someone starts throwing punches

[@YeetMaster-cc8ct]

@@leoortiiiz Alright But whos gonna sign it?

[@leoortiiiz]

@@YeetMaster-cc8ct Me (The giver) and the receiver

[@builderpepc7803]

a dead guy *but not just your average dead guy*

[@d-au-d7696]

just because they are cops doesn't mean they have the guts to withold the pressure. they just do it and move on with it man that's tough

[@UnitedSpite]

Noone No life shaq: thats tough!

[@WikterRor2807]

Yea... You may be a cop for whatever... 15 years lets say, but there are always things that can break you. For some that thing will be a dead kid that looks just like your son, for some an automobile accident, or the knowledge of what are some humans capable of doing to other humans.

[@louisryan5815]

@Sentient being fuck are you talking about, dumbass?

[@majorpwner241]

Whereas the guy in the oven didn't have the pressure to withhold his guts! :D

[@matthewroberts198]

Yeah. 7:05 with that car accident the OP mentioned the cop almost quit on their first night on the job. Eeeeeesh

[@Ghostiification]

That last one.. I really hope the older brother learned to live with it. That would kill me inside for many years.

[@_stardustcolors]

Tbh same I would be crushed for all eternity if any of my two younger brothers died

[@rdczero8974]

As someone who almost lost his little brother(disease, nothing I could do about it tho) it always scared me to think about walking past his bedroom knowing he isnt alive anymore. Only to think about blaming it on yourself, I'd probably lose my will to life.

[@urboi6307]

They say it’s a dangerous crazy world, I say it’s just a sad one...

[@Ownxer]

If I lost one of my siblings I don’t think I would be able to continue living. I’m pretty sure I would just kill myself

[@hex28]

Omg, The first story I heard about many times

[@menace2g296]

anybody think “this is about incest huh?” in the beginning story or just me😭

[@lux2912]

same sis..

[@AAllen-br8it]

What are you doing, step bro??

[@ninja_urbano3800]

Rick J-420 you’re the best big brother I could’ve ever asked for

[@ChikoMontez]

My mind doesn't go there unless the story takes place down south or people are saying "we keep it in the family"

[@silent_stalker3687]

ChikoMontez Xsherijatauna Racist

[@wumpis]

The organs were *Organ* ised I’m definitely going to jail

[@killermimmic101]

Boo

[@MrJaySoN777]

The creepiest thing I've ever found during house search, was this guy's collection of bad puns

[@S0N1A_42]

@@MrJaySoN777 R/Wooooosshh

[@conork7379]

Not gonna lie I think I’m scarred like wtf

[@jerrylim6722]

existential crises... aw fuck, just had a small one like I always do. I really need something to stop it... not saying that you should be the one to get it(actually ignore me. for real, just go.)

[@scene6289]

Yeah man that cumroom one was really tragic had me in tears

[@dingus6076]

B u s s y B a g g o t

[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

Well, now think about what the officers felt in real life lol...

[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

IDK :p so was the officer haha

[@Tattletale97]

Yet no one thinks that the PTSD is an issue for the Police, media seems to no care and the government turn a blind eyes...

[@NolanG1997UltraMineplex]

@@ryanmcgauley7358 I mean you're right, but also these cops have seen some shit

[@SgtIronbeak]

@@ryanmcgauley7358 I'm not entirely sure what you mean by people having thin skin. Post traumatic stress is different for everyone, so sure some people seem like they're affected my a minor issue, not that I've heard of people with PTSD from "minor" things. Shit, there isn't any god damn type of teaching around trying to cope with PTSD either. It's usually people like you who tell those people to toughen up.

[@Lichtschutzfaktor1]

@@ryanmcgauley7358 are you an anti vaxxer? im kinda sensing something here..

[@GonkyWonkler]

@@Lichtschutzfaktor1 Seems like an unfounded accusation.

[@Lichtschutzfaktor1]

@@GonkyWonkler lol

[@lonelyspacekid8695]

I went through all the stages of grief listening to that first story

[@Silverfirefly1]

Well how do YOU do wallpapering at 4am when the wallpaper paste shop is closed?

[@kohaiame2691]

Even acceptance? The final stage of greif?

[@kohaiame2691]

@@acat63 Yeah that's true.

[@thebongboy4205]

@@Silverfirefly1 I get that I'm a bit late for a reply, but if you're up at 4am to do wallpapering you might aswell wait another 3 hours till the shop is open, and save yourself carpet burn 🤣

[@cosplaydreams4136]

My grandma was a cop, and when I was a kid, she would always tell me fun stories of things she did on the job, and the only thing I remember was that I was absolutely delighted whenever she told stories about when they had to go under cover. A few years later, she died. I’ll miss you, grandma.

[@NarutoUzumaki-pl4bu]

I'm so sorry for your lost, she must've been very brave.

[@thomasturner6980]

I found a gay alien when I searched area 51

[@apluckynumberis13]

Obama

[@optimal8307]

I think all the gay people are aliens

[@apluckynumberis13]

@@optimal8307 yes. Including all the people who say first or say # to do like/comment

[@pomshi]

That's pretty gay

[@truexenith8596]

@ThomasTurner69 How’d you know my kInK?

[@2007_wii_remote]

"The sludge that used to be the old man" What the heck happened to the guy???

[@sophiesanborn2758]

The skin, tissues, and organs just kind of decay and mix with the blood into this sludge when a body is left in the right conditions for long enough. Everything soft will just kinda slough off the bones

[@2007_wii_remote]

@@sophiesanborn2758 Oh, god...

[@elegantparadox7413]

Same as what @Sophie Sanborn said, but especially since it was the middle of the summer, the heat would accelerate the decomposition process and makes it... grosser... to say the least

[@catattack885]

Not a cop or not leaving my house any time soon but nice vid

[@Adam-ms5ie]

Slim-X-Shady's Cousin No one cares about your fucking channel. Quit spamming.

[@7amadako]

The spy

[@FestusOmega]

I'd like to think that, if I were ever to commit social security fraud, I'd at remove the rotting corpse from my house sometime within the first year.

[@someguy4915]

I mean, I'd say that would be a separate thing from the social security fraud, regardless of that you should probably do something about that, within a year too...

[@archygrey9093]

typical druggies

[@rayw.6677]

I think... I think I’m going to be sick. That’s quite enough internet for today.

[@WikterRor2807]

Yea i always feel weird about these kind of stories...

[@clonechoopa31]

Are you kidding me? This is my first video I’ve seen in two weeks

[@samyith61]

Every ask reddit: [Optional Occupation] What was the [adjective] thing you’ve found/done/heard while [doing something]?

[@dx1450]

Every response: "I'm not an [Occupation], but..."

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

I found a house inside of the house And inside that house is another home

[@IsaArts2930]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWaYd4yqptmLjrc

[@______-hg1gy]

Hammer Addiction4u must of been a house of illegal immigrants...they are known to pull some shit off like that

[@Darebear691]

Sounds like an SCP

[@princeapoopoo5787]

IsaAnimates / Draws why did I know that this was a link to the masterpiece known as "our house" before clicking it?

[@IsaArts2930]

@@princeapoopoo5787 Its called filling in the blanks

[@landonbonds1920]

"cop sees vibrator" "Couple see vibrator" Akward silence ... So the window that must have sucked

[@xxProjectJxx]

Not a cop but my sister-in-law's best friend knew a cop who said...

[@ihate12yearoldegelords66]

What did he say

[@georgegarfunkle8232]

@@ihate12yearoldegelords66 whoosh

[@ihate12yearoldegelords66]

@@georgegarfunkle8232 I am an idiot......

[@Shadowtopia69]

That he once found a cumroom?

[@eekaboo3659]

goooooniningagooniningagoongagaagagunininga

[@belowaverageluke1369]

"OCD movie monster bullshit". Idk why, but this made me cackle for a good 4 mins.

[@angi4912]

Same

[@theindooroutdoorsman]

Those must've been rookies that pulled the guy from the oven. That's a biohazard, make the fire department do it.

[@dx1450]

I can't believe they'd just pull him out before taking pictures of the crime scene, including the body in the oven just as it was found. But yeah, pulling the body out is for the crime scene investigators/firefighters/EMS crew to do.

[@jello9849]

Joe Mama letting it out would atleast be better for the officers sake

[@General12th]

@@dx1450 They might not have known there was a body in the oven until they opened the oven and confirmed there was a body.

[@TurboThePig2]

@@dx1450 they might have taken pictures just not said it in the story

[@metelicgunz146]

I remember hearing about the one about the 4 axe murders on a true crime documentary show a few years ago. Apparently they met online on a horrorcore forum and met up at concerts.

[@archygrey9093]

She invited a stranger over that she met on a horrorcore forum? how could that not end badly

[@GoogleAccount-jg5vd]

farmville murders

[@Ed-tc2pg]

Police: "open up!" Note: "Remember the voices aren't real" Police: "for your safety and mine come with me." Note: "remember the voices aren't real." Police: "lady don't jump, you have a lot to live for" Too often, people assume psychosis or schizophrenia = aggressive criminal with, paranoid schizophrenia. Usually those folks are only a danger to themselves and require compassion. Not fear and brute force.

[@WikterRor2807]

yea whatever you say man. Im just happy I dont hear any voices but i cant say im not interested in what it would seem like.

[@majorpwner241]

It's frightening when you clearly hear someone else or even see someone else one second, then realize you're alone the next second. You know the feeling when someone startles you? Just imagine that, but then they're not really there. You start wishing it really was someone barging in and scaring you.

[@dx1450]

I don't know if the voices are real or not, but they have some really good ideas...

[@meljXD2]

@@majorpwner241 when you're schizophrenic, you either hear voices or see things that arent there, never both because different parts of the brain are being affected. If you both see and hear things that no one else seems to notice you're being possessed or seeing ghost

[@meljXD2]

@@Surteronarto that's statistically false unless you mean the person who's "normal" is the one who initiates the violence due to misunderstanding the situation or ignorance

[@lukemcclutchey1352]

"and gets the same free bracelet and ride" I NEED TO USE THAT

[@angi4912]

SAME

[@FRSTBYTESyearsago]

Some people are creepy little shoits

[@andreawithgod]

Agreed

[@r.p4336]

How come half of this was supposed to be creepy but in the end was just gross sex related things.....

[@malakarvonstroheim5372]

That ain't creepy?

[@r.p4336]

Whats creepy about a cop investigation of some guys c** on the wall?!

[@r.p4336]

Big O i said “sex related” not sexy, someone burning alive isn’t even sex related.

[@tolor8180]

MeowP12 Tbh it’s more disgusting and creepy

[@CuppoJoe_]

The first story: **exists** Me: Alright, see y'all in therapy

[@tezcanaslan2877]

why people is overexeggrating the first story there is no trauma inducing stuff at all

[@majorpwner241]

^ don't go in this guy's room.

[@tezcanaslan2877]

Major Pwner me?

[@jangofresh1019]

The "blew eyes" joke was too damn funny. I guess being from a police and military family kind of passes the sense of humor onto you.

[@nerdypotato5249]

Doom Guy your comment ties in with your pfp so well

[@guy5282]

@@nerdypotato5249 gay sex

[@_stardustcolors]

Dead guy: **is just chilling in an oven** Everyone including me: What the fu-

[@Elitus_knightus]

Don't you mean warming up since he is in an oven

[@LordInquisitor701]

was the Guy a jew

[@kjninja164]

JK Wright not funny

[@peachtea7269]

*_ExCuSe Me WhAt ThE fU*k_*

[@LocalGunsmith]

Thank god there wasnt a tripod camera there, right?

[@niamhgreatdane]

When i was young i took off to a party. The next day had a officer come get me and take me home. So we started talking. He told me his first ever call he went too. He was to go check on a lil old lady not seen for a while. They unlocked her apartment and went in. He said the smell he'll never forget of rotting flesh. There she was on the floor. Skin rotting and had been there for some time. As he went close to her to look at her do something she fucking moved. She was still alive. He said that actually fucked him up for a while. Had to go to counseling for it.

[@sfa5038]

Niamh Baszyl WTF

[@MyMagicCookie6]

Jesus christ, He told you what happened after that right? You can't just end a story like that, what happened to her?

[@NarutoUzumaki-pl4bu]

My fucking god that's so horrible, did she at least survive?

[@niamhgreatdane]

@@MyMagicCookie6 he said they took her to the hospital and he wasnt sure after that

[@niamhgreatdane]

@@NarutoUzumaki-pl4bu he wasnt sure. They took her to the hospital and that was the last he heard

[@nitrocreed]

I'm confused about the last story. The younger brother was watching tv, how didn't he notice the house was on fire?

[@TheUKNutter]

77 34 Kids are so obsessed with screens, they won’t know what’s going on around them.

[@tailgunner2]

@@TheUKNutter I can do one better. Being a contractor, I was on a service call at someone's house across from a large furniture store. As I stepped outside for lunch break, I noticed large bellowing of smoke rising from behind the store. I called the fire department to report the fire. Keep in mind, there was a police cruiser, right next to the building, and he never noticed.

[@tylerulfmann4586]

TheUKNutter yeah I’m not a psychologist but if you can’t tell if your house is on fire because your watching spongebob or some shit like that your brain wiring is fucked

[@stonethestone926]

He was sleeping waiting for his older brother to wake him up

[@redlupo6193]

Very young children often don't yet quite understand cause and effect.

[@hatetoseeit2343]

Nobody: Ads for youtube: “OMG THIS IS SO ADDICTING 😂” “BROTHER VS SISTER 😂😂😂” “IF YOU BEAT THIS YOU ARE A VERIFIED GOD”

[@elementer758]

Game ads suck and is false advertising And we all know it

[@elementer758]

Also WhY iS tHiS sO hArD

[@CloudVee]

He didn’t make a cop cry. The memory made the cop cry.

[@WikterRor2807]

But he made him remember... and there are things we just want to forget

[@Lord_RavnFar_Tannerwise]

The only true way to make a cop cry while beating the shit out of you? Drive up in a loaded donut truck open the back and set fire to it while they watch

[@tezcanaslan2877]

Geist 88 its only for americans

[@Tauramehtar]

3:50 Instantly recognized this case. The horrorcore killer. He never even changed his clothes he killed in when he went to the airport.

[@brockschaner2255]

At 5:35 he says we wasn't the person who put it on the computer and since he let other people use it how do they know that he was guilty?

[@WikterRor2807]

I guess we won't know. If he voluntarily let people use his computer it would be stupid of him to do so... but wouldn't be the first dumb criminal. But well if it was someone else what could he do to prove it? Military court is not fun

[@FyebriesRolandia]

perhaps the date and time of the files copied/downloaded to the computer if it was gradual, then it was downloaded on said computer if the file is there at the same time, they're copied into it from an external drive the time also shows as a frame of alibi : "Where is he at that time?" if he's definitely not there at that time, then it's obviously not him if he's there at that time, then it weighs on him or anyone else in that room at the time if there's anyone else on that time and place, they become second suspect

[@dx1450]

Or it could be that he was picked as the person to be made an example of and they threw the book at him.

[@arthasbloodtalon6405]

it was his property so they basically pinned it on him. its a very shitty loop hole on that subject.

[@jasonchappell9694]

Possession laws in the US

[@wildboargaming1858]

I feel really bad for the old guy who died. Sometimes I worry about my oboe teacher because hes very old but at least I check in with him every week. Still, nobody deserves the sludge.

[@KoPLeaderKiactu]

That last story: Hi class, I'm dad. Sorry. Had to throw a dad joke in there. Humor makes me forget how utterly bonkers the human race can be. Like that dude that killed his gf and her family and friend.

[@majorpwner241]

Bonkers is a good word for it. Went through all that trouble and didn't even dissect them into tiny cubes and eat them.

[@helpmerjcjdmcjksif6048]

The comments here are insane

[@jello9849]

Fuck Yea I’d respond with your name alone, but your comment here is just too good

[@alphavaithex1774]

Yeah, just don’t acknowledge the vibrator laying on the bedroom floor... (and try not to giggle as a police officer LOL)

[@pixiebubbles2628]

Not a cop, (and I wasn't born yet when it happened.) My Dad (when he was a teen or early adult) found a cow in the basement. Apparently, my late grandpa stole the cow, placed it in the trunk of his car somehow, & wrestled the thing into the basement. Not sure how he did it. The cow was livid & tried to escape, but was somehow put in a headlock. Later the cow was served for dinner & other meals. The basement was covered in blood & everything. Took a while to clean it, from what I heard. Not sure how any land lords or neighbors didn't notice my grandpa wrestling a cow into the basement; I believe at the time, my Dad's family was living in some kind of apartment building, like most immigrants did in NY. Unless it was after the apartment fire & moving to a suburban home. Where he stole the cow from, I'll never know. But I assume it was delicious.

[@GrimArtz_]

The poor cow. I'm not a tree hugger but my gosh that makes me sad.

[@WikterRor2807]

I mean... god damn a whole cow just for one fam?

[@majorpwner241]

During the depression you gotta do what you gotta do!

[@pixiebubbles2628]

@@WikterRor2807 One BIG fam, honestly. My Dad is 1 of 7 kids.

[@pixiebubbles2628]

@@majorpwner241 True

[@dialga4688]

A cop once told me a story where they were dispatched to a neighborhood to investigate a very pungent smell they checked one of the houses and when they opened the door a swarm of flies came out, inside a man had been dead on the couch for several weeks and was very rotten, said the guy's skin had become black (he was white), he had rotted into the couch and there were stalagtites of rotten flesh forming on the basement ceiling beneath him, neighbors had just assumed he was on vacation or something of the sort The cop said that memory will always be stuck with him

[@AphoticGoblin]

"stalactites of rotten flesh forming on the basement ceiling beneath him" cap

[@Jacob-Faria]

Pffft and my mom said I should b a cop

[@Granolaappleraspberry]

My mom didnt want me to be one because shes afraid I might be murder by some drug dealer or something

[@fileoffish1403]

Last Drop. You should still do it, the funny ass calls will outweigh the bad ones

[@Granolaappleraspberry]

@Sentient being oh shit

[@sophiersticated]

6:50 ugh the word sludge in this sentence just makes me gag, I’m usually not squeamish at all but oh my good lord that’s mank 🤮

[@SnaccHBG]

I just can't even imagine how someone would become... well, sludge. Did he melt from the heat? Did he get crushed?

[@sophiersticated]

Rashid Alharmoodi yeah is disgusting

[@calvinnotklein6368]

All of these are weird, funny, or just wtf.

[@majorpwner241]

Keen observation, Watson...

[@dayanaxox973]

1:41 I was eating.. Key word, WAS.

[@draftyowl]

Fire department uncle, house fire , 1 dead/missing. Fire gets put out, now they have to find the dead guy to confirm/remove it. Turns out the guy died right in front of the door and everyone has been walking around with this guys bunt flesh on their shoes for about an hour. He said it looked like burnt lasagna that you cut with a poorly edged spatula.

[@brazucahciczarmy1120]

Ooof rip

[@hailee4860]

Ew

[@WikterRor2807]

oh man to die right in front of the door

[@karenwinfield3170]

So close but yet so far... oh man that's disgusting tho

[@WikterRor2807]

@@karenwinfield3170 yea. I would nit like to touch my shoes

[@handle69420cheese]

Everytime I click on these videos I expect it all to be funny memes forgetting what they truly are.

[@howlingwolven]

The second story hits close to home. Getting squished between cars is a very painful way to die.

[@General12th]

Unless it's really fast, then it's not painful at all.

[@Sinalisco88888]

"Cops if red-" Everyone telling the story: "Not a cop but my friend's dad's uncle's best friend's daughter's 3rd grade teacher's grandpa's physical therapist's sister's coworker's dog's cat's mouse's human friend's cousin's doctor's mom's friend's son who is a cop once told me-"

[@lasamisalagne7377]

nOt A cOp BuT...

[@toupppouxpoux8441]

My BroThEr iS a cOp

[@lasamisalagne7377]

Toupppoux poux any storys?

[@sodapinez2598]

I can imagine one day someone asking on reddit what it feels like to be raped or something and someones gunna respond with "i wasnt the one getting raped but".

[@soullessSiIence]

It really bothered me. It clearly says Cops from redit and 30% of the comments aren't from pollice officers.

[@toupppouxpoux8441]

@@lasamisalagne7377 ho no lol I was just refering to one post

[@A-1-Sawce]

Years back I was staying the night at my cousin's place, pretty much was a weekly thing. We'd drink beer all weekend playing Street Fighter and Tekken all night. Always heard the old lady that lived above him coughing real loud. A few weeks go by and we realize we hadn't heard her coughing and joked about her falling and not being able to get up or something. I'm taking a shit in the restroom and get startled by a maggot crawling around, look all around the restroom, see nothing, notice one fall from the vent above. Call cousin over and show him, his girlfriend freaks and calls the cops. They go in and run out vomiting, we were outside watching them. Poor old lady passed away and her family didn't care enough to check on her or anything. The smell was so bad it started to seep into their apartment. They gave my cousin this real weird looking thing that looked like a fan/heater that attempts to neutralize the smell. Never gonna forget that.

[@lth9282]

11:50 *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

[@ownthevoid]

0:28 genuinely thought this was a cop that was at my childhood home during a situation where my mom and uncle (both late teens) got into a fight and pepper sprayed each other because my older uncle ate the last piece of cheese pizza, and my mom got pissed because her younger brother (like 4 years old) didn't get a piece of pizza yet, so she pepper sprayed my uncle and they both got peppers prayed and had a huge fight, police came. Fond memories. RIP mom.

[@tiffanybazemore4050]

CUM_ROOM

[@jonahmoran3751]

Ohhh I really think you wish it was your house

[@htcupcakesstudios5731]

plot twist There was no house

[@danielmontoya5477]

It was drywall cum

[@MichaelWatersYT]

First cop's name is SwagyYOLO. I just love the fact that there is an Officer SwagyYOLO out there keeping our streets safe.

[@rocky-eh8pb]

Noice 23rd Comment. *Who else wants to be a cop like me*

[@blackguy7047]

A good way to hide a body is to put it into a cement wall but you have to put the body in there while the cement is wet😅and to not be found always wear gloves!!! I haven’t killed anybody just giving tips😂 I am young

[@JustDaniel6764]

I'm waiting for the guy who searched Joseph fritzls crib

[@Chaos8282]

FYI people. An ARREST warrant is not the same thing as a SEARCH warrant.

[@aft3342]

The Pepe on the thumbnail looks like me when I eat some takis with a cankersore

[@eryn7063]

Resume omg i did that the other day

[@_stardustcolors]

Tbh to me the Pepe in the thumbnail looks like me whenever my favourite character in an anime/video game/tv show/comic/book/manga/any media in general dies. (example: L from Death Note)

[@huummus_913]

9:23 free ride and bracelets All it takes is to slap a cop! Why don’t I think of that

[@blobytheblob4128]

If I remember correctly I heard from a police officer that during an operation they went into a basement and found a sex dungeon with a guy tied up in a chair as they get him out ask him he said that a girl has been raping him until she came in she was later arrested for rape. It was wierd and feels very wrong

[@tezcanaslan2877]

Moldy Cheezit the reason is that it should be other way around

[@jaredgarbo3679]

@@YeetMaster-cc8ct Not in the UK

[@Tevildo]

@@YeetMaster-cc8ct It's still illegal, but it's not _rape._ Only (biological) males can commit rape in UK law.

[@AphoticGoblin]

@@Tevildo wtf

[@jonahmoran3751]

​@@Tevildoand that's equality? Thank God I live in America

[@marz391]

The last one is so sad because I just imagine the older brother is forever gonna blame himself for his little brothers death

[@maximilianfranz2158]

Where is the outro? I wanted to comment something about a crying cop followed by dancing pepes!!!!

[@georgesiv2082]

or a doggo meme

[@alicewilloughby4318]

7:07 - And this is why you should *ALWAYS* wear your ducking seatbelt!!! 10:19 - God, the things human beings are capable of! 13:45 - "One blew this way, the other blew that way." I'm not quite sure what to do with that one.

[@tiffanybazemore4050]

...

[@______-hg1gy]

Not a cop...but was told a story about how when they walked into the house to search...the walls had pictures of “bestiality” and also one in the restroom...framed and everything 🤭

[@soullessSiIence]

Not a cop, nor a reddit user, not anything at all. I just wanted to say "Hi, mom".

[@noamie7836]

@@soullessSiIence hi daddy

[@gabimurray5955]

U mean like in the human centipede

[@WikterRor2807]

Oh yea ...its illegal.

[@gabimurray5955]

@@______-hg1gy eww

[@quyrew]

*sees the begining of the 1st story of this video* me: I bet its gonna be some incest strory in Alabama. *finally sees the end of story* me: *i am utterly shocked and traumatized*

[@majorpwner241]

"The one time when incest would have been preferable..."

[@quyrew]

@@majorpwner241 hate to say it but...I totaly agree with you...

[@tezcanaslan2877]

you guys are overexeggrating

[@meestersoupcan]

No music or outro made this ten times as creepy...

[@jedolson8667]

it makes me happy to see how many people's attention span ended at the first anecdote

[@Egguu]

A cumroom. Thanks KZbin Recommendations. It was posted 2 years ago.

[@Wolf-bu2eu]

“Cops, What’s The Creepiest Thing You’ve Found During A House Search?” Nobody: Literally not a single soul: Chad boi: I’m not a cop but...

[@kiweping5]

For some reason this video made me very uncomfortable 🤔🤔🤔

[@majorpwner241]

I know, those text reading computer voices are creepy, right? : p

[@aurorawolfe6060]

Damn, that story with the old guy that nobody noticed was dead for 5 months. That breaks my heart. That's like my biggest fear, dying alone. Not necessarily dying without a romantic partner, just dying without family or friends.

[@ChyouRose]

I know right? I'm good currently living with family and a bf. But this just makes me wanna message and check up on my friends that I haven't seen/talked to in months...

[@KokiriKidLink]

@@ChyouRose You and me are exactly the opposite. I don't like people knowing I exist, hell, if you search my name on Google you get 3 results. There's a kind of freedom of being invisible. You can just up and leave whenever you want and only a couple people will notice.

[@rogersheddy.8497]

In the book Helter Skelter Vincent bugliosi included some photographs from Spahn Ranch when they searched the place and took in most of the Manson family at that time. For the longest time the police did not find Charlie. Eventually one of them thought something looks suspicious about a small low cabinet-- in the kitchen I think it was. They open to the cabinet and found him contorted into a very small space that was about to square feet total a little less than that. Now Charlie was a small guy but you wouldn't think he was as small as all that...

[@edgiestofcars]

6:59 Sludge that USED TO BE the old man?! HOW?!

[@BWMagus]

Bacteria begins to eat your body shortly after death. After several weeks of warm weather (warm enough to not inhibit the bacteria) and presumably also humid enough, everything besides bone and hair will be consumed. Nature likes to recycle.

[@BWMagus]

And more. I mean, your total weight is actually as much bacteria as it is you.

[@chibiprussia5574]

My dad responded to a call where a really obese lady died on the toilet. It was a heart attack. She lived in a really small trailer, so they had to cut out a wall to get to her lol

[@xadielbenejan8274]

Can someone explain to me what happened to the old man that turned to sludge they weren't very clear about it

[@akemi1151]

I think they meant like his dead meat fell and then it became squishy with mold and stuff thats disturbing and disgusting, and like it became like sludge so thats what im thinking like the lady who always saw him said she didn't see him for almost the whole summer so im thinking with the heat of his room it made the meat all squishy and disgusting so yea....thats what i think happened

[@DaVeganZombie]

That last one was probably theraputic for the cop. If the author of that post ever reads this.. it at least probably helped him put in something in to words that he probably otherwise never awknowledged. Or awknowledged as little as possible

[@CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald]

Got stories for you Both my parents were cops. My mom told me of a time they got complaints of a smell. she went to check. A foul smelling sludge was oozing down the stairs. She proceeded to explain to me how when you die that the body begins to decay and fill up with gasses and all the liquids in your body begin to coagulate. Typically in nature bodies are eaten by wolves or something, but If left un attended long enough, bodies can burst like a giant zit. she also told me of an EMT she knew who had a similar story, only the body had not burst yet. but they had to move it. they ended up throwing a scalpel or something at it. Another time she heard of how a construction worker got killed... by a fucking cement roller. I can’t imagine. My mom said she also saw a silhouette with a handgun run into crawl space under a house. She reacted and drew her gun shouting to. “Come out with your hands up” it was a kid with a toy. My mom didn’t know what to say, she said she cried. My dad also says when he first lost that rookie spark in his eye was when he walked into a house and saw a man had decided to bite the bad end of a shotgun These things are why officers have a very dark sense of humor. They have to deal with this shit on the daily and then they turn on the news and see people protesting saying “fuck the police” cuz their little boy “dindo nuttin.” One thing I learned from having cops for parents is to never expect to get thanked for doing the right thing. Instead, make it your duty.

[@WikterRor2807]

Yea man i always had respect for the police, beucause i wasn't an idiot in school and knew what they have to put up with. I... wanted to be a cop and help people, but the idiocy of the law where I live and the general ungratefullnes to them just stings.

[@CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald]

Wikterror 2807 ironic they are the only part of the government that isn’t corrupt.

[@WikterRor2807]

@@CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald Usually. Definetly not where I live. Fuck me the corruption is bad here. You can just pay and get a paper that let's you cut down a part of a national park and build a house there... And the best thing is they later say that they cannot ungrant a permission even tho it was made illegally, and they really can. That's why I am getting out of here the second I can. Unless maybe someone not fucked in the head wins the office. But that's not possible untill all our retired citizens who blindly belive all the government says.... Well dies. Too many people live in those shitty little villages cut off from the world being fed pro gov propaganda, I know my g4andma lived in one of those and she told me how it looks... Ah...

[@dontheuseless9007]

Not even that creepy but I'll share it anyways. My friend's dad is a cop and when he arrived to a school shooting he heard whimpering from a locker and he opened it and sure enough a kid was in there

[@BurningMadMads]

Good to know you don't have to be able to pass 9th grade English to be a cop

[@majorpwner241]

This is more like basic 4th grade stuff honestly.

[@wendighoul]

Breath: (noun) air held in or drawn into and expelled from lungs Breathe: (verb) to draw air into and expel air from the lungs. They are not the same thing, one is a physical thing, the other is an action. Why can nobody ever figure this out?

[@maya.5330]

Im a.... Roblox player IMVU player Minecraft player Fortnite player GTA player COD (call of duty) player Or no player at all (Reply and choose what u think I play on weekends

[@majorpwner241]

...with yourself?

[@theomnihero8221]

Me: clicks on video and sees first clip. *internally screams in confusion*

[@visx1792]

I should have realised this wasn't a dinner accompanying-type video...

[@ButterscotchMcBean1995]

The first one is kinda funny.

[@justinkerns6015]

This would be so much better with a real voice