Copy Machine Destruction

[@Driskon]

Imagine waking up in a basement and you hear these two say "We're gonna have a little fun with him today". Most terrifying thing possible.

[@BGTech1]

Those are manufactured homes they don’t have basements

[@TinoTheFox]

@@BGTech1 Not all torturers use their own homes...

[@NLBILLWIL]

@@BGTech1 +

[@jadwigalubinska7145]

O JAPIERDOLE

[@Techlifeandmore]

They then proceed to hammer in the guys head.

[@pieyield2255]

Anyone else get super excited that they uploaded?

[@ConnorRB]

Yes

[@theredneckvolunteer318]

Yea

[@user-cd2ig4ij6v]

Yup

[@2ndgencadi189]

Yes!

[@Miaaa_]

Yes

[@dragonrider4253]

These things are built to handle angry office workers, it's no wonder it stood up as well as it did. Also, the toner, that was hilarious!

[@MemeReviewer]

and them sitting on it.

[@Autism_Artistry]

penis sus o ha dididcudujfdu

[@FloppyDiskMaster]

Oh so that's how iPhone default wallpapers are made

[@69_Rallen]

Floppy Disk Master true

[@dogs-and-destruction-channel]

And Samsung wallpapers too.

[@FloppyDiskMaster]

@@dogs-and-destruction-channel I haven't had a Samsung phone in years. Back then the default wallpaper was an actual photo.

[@dogs-and-destruction-channel]

@@FloppyDiskMaster Oh, the new Samsungs have a moving paint blob image for their default lockscreen and a painted galaxy for home. I was making a joke with the lockscreen because like iPhones they also have a moving paint image🙂.

[@The-Cubis]

lul

[@LostWanderer605]

The way Matt said "Might wanna move... because, I've had enough of this shit" had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

[@awesomeiphone597]

Same

[@TheSuperStylishSmurfs]

I did too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LostWanderer605]

Strange to see a reply now. It's been over a year since I posted this comment. Oh well KZbin will be KZbin when it comes to recommended videos.

[@kwinters5550]

When he said that, I thought he said, "I wanna move... because I've had enough of this shit!"

[@WaffleCone37_Destruction]

@@LostWanderer6054 years now

[@Legoman-zr8oh]

These two are the comic relief I never knew I needed

[@Blurain1225]

How to repair your copy machine! Edit: Wow 205 likes!? Never had that many, thanks!

[@AYouTubeChannelwithNoName]

Coffee machine

[@NigelMontezuma]

Pick it up upright.

[@Miaaa_]

Howtobasic style

[@tristan3479]

FOR BEGINNERS

[@SpheroJr3289]

Step 1: Smack it to bite

[@itsandy4286]

Poor Matt. I legitmately feel bad for how much he had to put up with in this episode. "Take them out! Not BREAK them out!! Take them-. Fuck. You. Take them out!" "Grab the yellow. Pick it up upright." *(shawn picks the yellow tube up downside up)* "UPRIIIIIGHT. Goddamn you!"

[@Gemidori]

And Shawn just keeps making it worse and I'm still laughing lol

[@kwinters5550]

@@Gemidori 16:20 The magenta cloud - I made it related to flying pieces of a car running into a shed when it's being used as a speed-up guide to run downhill to a circus.

[@DiamondCat_Audio]

And when he finally picked up the yellow toner upright and shook it 5 times, the toner flew out a little crack near the closed end of the tube. And he just cussed and dropped it, making it spill even more then Shawn just proceeds to hit it with the iron stake, which just makes it spill out EVEN FURTHER! 😂😂

[@AtomSquirrel]

Yeah they really need a studio where they can do this without the “stop doing this” “Don’t break that” “Don’t tear up my ____” “Stop! You’re going to mess up the ______.”

[@finny1548]

1. 10:39 2. 14:14

[@semectual]

Oh Man, this has been my wish to do for a company that I've been working for 20 years now! Well, now that I saw your video, I'll think twice about what I'll be doing! Awesome Video!

[@Sanemikufan]

And the printers at my school as well.

[@AnriSonohara1]

This might be the messiest destruction you've ever done, holy shit.

[@HPad2]

4:31 Put that in a loop!

[@Thenobby33]

Yeah xd loop in sparta remix

[@angusbeaton1669]

Hi smashthings1

[@BluebirdICbustrainorganfan]

@@angusbeaton1669 it’s HPad2 not smashthings1

[@professorpenne9962]

the dangerous duo is back. always makes my day to see you guys with a new upload.

[@spacemanmigo]

10:13 w h a t ‘ s i n t h e c a n i s t e r

[@matthewheld1292]

spacemanmigo it’s toner, it’s what the copy machine uses to print on the paper

[@OfficialUnderDog]

@@matthewheld1292 it's a Rainbow Six Siege reference just so you know

[@BruhMoment93_]

Yellow

[@bazelgeuse2231]

P r e t t y c o l o r s

[@DiamondCat_Audio]

I almost died laughing the entire time that they were making the toner powder go everywhere wether it was on purpose or by accident. I seriously could not stop laughing. 😂👍

[@Rgyth]

It's like a gender reveal party gone horribly, horribly wrong.

[@AR15.666]

Now it looks like one of those indian color throwing festivals.

[@JohnMackweb]

Never clicked on a notification so fast

[@hackermaninthesystem1021]

John Mack holy shit it’s John Mack

[@buddette5513]

John Mack holy shit it's John Mack

[@artorceltena1065]

The legend

[@HPad2]

Another quality Destruction!

[@FrehleyFan3988]

4:32 You made me spat my sodey out when you did your little dance

[@steveparker4510]

Do the cat sat on!

[@trapking7447]

8:55 is my favorite part 😂

[@zachduperron8543]

The only YT channel I enabled notifications on! Ah yes a new destruction!

[@BrokenNooby64]

Maybe that Satan Dog should be a merch drawing.

[@noahandrewsandrews7830]

That's actually not a bad idea good thinking bud

[@theconsoleinthecloset]

i hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate you

[@Blurain1225]

496 views in 15 mins pretty good glad you guys are back.

[@Duderocks5539]

Matt’s laugh always makes me laugh my ass off. But the videos in general do.

[@lakeany5763]

Me too.

[@hungryburger1170]

I'd pay to see Beavis and Butt-Head put firecrackers in a toner printer

[@TheRefinedGentleman]

The bit with the toners was my favourite. That cleanup must've been horrendous.

[@MrIzaiah2007YT]

12:40 Matt: (in Kermit the frog voice) PUKIN' MAGENTA!!

[@clockfan5089]

When in Kermit being the frog voice, that's actually very similar to or the same thing as when Matt automated the frog Kermit's voice. I figured this out from NPR transcripts where they'll tell you who you're hearing as another meaning they're automating someone else's voice.

[@jamestorrens645]

I remember sitting in class and seeing this video appear in my feed having been uploaded 2 minutes prior. I miss those times.

[@iamnotthatguy7166]

I can’t explain why I enjoy these videos so much

[@FrenchFryCheese04]

Shawn you been apart of my childhood.. thank you for your awesome videos! :D

[@LouisLee08]

Mine too, im always watching these videos, they give me lots of satisfaction,

[@leakesonasucs]

7:35 it's funny how you got messy with the ink toners

[@pibbanon1987]

Matt needs to hit the yellow dollar sign icon with the "screw you bat".

[@envirocleanct]

lol

[@u-9658]

Who was that “1” disliker probably the manufacturer of that copying machine because u showing how junky it is

[@brenty4110]

"Don't make a mess, don't do this, don't make so much noise." You guys have some real problems with commitment lol.

[@DMessham]

Lol

[@kwinters5550]

5:44 When Matt says, "You got a metal bat. Want me to unplug it?", it reminds me of when we went to my doctor, and Sponge Bob was bothering me on the TV, and I couldn't find the remote to turn it off, so I got the same idea from I Love Lucy - Staten Island Ferry, where Fred unplugged the clock, and after that, I went over to the TV and reached behind it. I thought the wires were buried, but I figured out that it was in a slanted hole, so I felt where the plug was, and then I was able to unplug it. After that, I was happy not to be bothered, and I could have plugged it back in as we left, but my mom could have caught me plugging it back in unexpectedly, so I just left it unplugged as we left and didn't tell her a thing.

[@brenty4110]

@@kwinters5550 That's a funny story, but i'll be honest. I don't think I understand where you were going with it.

[@kwinters5550]

@@brenty4110 With what?

[@brenty4110]

@@kwinters5550 they're already in deep, they should just go ham and be honest with their neighbors about what they're doing and that they are making a video lol. Trying to keep it all a secret is what makes it weird to people and embarrassing.

[@jackcasey7037]

When the blue tube fell. “Fuck. You.” Too bad it was mid sip of soda.

[@babypyra688]

2:52-2:57 Matt: oh my god! I hit it didn’t I? Shawn: yeah you did and it just bounced right off of it.

[@leakesonasucs]

4 months, 1 year and 2 months later has passed since Shawn and Mat stopped posting destruction videos. After their last copy machine destruction video, they said that ink powder was burning their eyes, and it wasn't good to breathe. I wonder if they're ok ever since. You know that powder ink toner is toxic.

[@Galaxy-ke9mf]

They are back in action, they posted Light fixture and Dyson vacuum destruction. There is another video coming soon.

[@leakesonasucs]

@@Galaxy-ke9mf i can see they're back in action

[@sodapoppy2878]

i'd buy a shirt with that dog on it, honestly. love yall's content!!

[@dogs-and-destruction-channel]

Dumpyard be thinking: "There's been some serious office rage in here"

[@leakesonasucs]

Mat vs the copier who will win 7:41 8:08 8:55 now made me laugh *laughing* The winner is Mat!

[@SwissAdmiral]

all we need to be happy in life seems to be toner powder flying everywhere and pain for anyone who is not us

[@BluebirdICbustrainorganfan]

8:57 Matt’s laugh XD

[@YoumuHoover]

If you put the Geto Boys - Still like that scene from Office Space it would be perfect!

[@ravenfuckantifa2000]

ikr

[@MaxHarrison]

Back up in that ass with the resurrection.

[@mole2818]

4:31 damn Matt is busting some sick moves

[@chasee3797]

"Shawn! The neighbors out!" LOL!

[@nicollestallkamp3655]

5:04 "It's spring loaded." 5:09 "I guess the springs don't do shit."

[@kwinters5550]

The mixed up captions said, "I guess the screams don't do [ __ ]".

[@pukepotatoe7549]

Service contract doesn't cover customer abuse, looks like a billable call to me

[@legorulez49]

4:40 Ness sure looks a lot different nowadays

[@Railfanner121]

So true lol

[@coopermuccio4409]

I don't get it

[@MicroGuardianFanGirl]

1:52 LOL! XD

[@MicroGuardianFanGirl]

2:13 SCREW YOU BAT!! LOL! XD

[@splat2glitcher]

8:16 This just turned into Splatoon

[@vac-dude9190]

Yay inklings!

[@jakesbase5657]

I was crying of laughter on this one

[@kwinters5550]

One thing that makes me laugh is when Matt says, "You got a metal bat. Want me to unplug it?". It reminds me of when we went to my doctor, and the TV was bothering me with animated things. I couldn't find the remote for the TV, so I got the same idea from I Love Lucy - Staten Island Ferry, where Fred unplugged the clock on the final scene, so I went over to the TV to unplug it. When I reached behind the TV, I thought the cord was burried behind the outlet, but I felt the plug in an outlet in a slanted hole. After that, I was able to track the plug and unplug the TV to get it to stop bothering me. I felt happy of myself for getting the TV to stop bothering me. I could have plugged the TV back in when we left, but my mom could have caught me fiddling around with it unexpectedly, so I left it unplugged as we left, not telling her anything about it.

[@mattmalyj7964]

You guys are BEYOND HALARIOUS!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😂😂

[@ryanneal6110]

The soft passive talking is amazing ❤️

[@Justahandle-1]

7:39 blue opens 8:08 lets paint mat’s shirt! 8:46 yellow gets uncovered 8:55 yellow hits mat

[@AngelCintiaRockgirl]

("BEEEP") "I still work!!! Why!!"

[@kwinters5550]

It sounds like a "Stop it, Matt!" signal.

[@bulgarmatio8771]

Shawn k the best youtube channel for destruction

[@CryptonicLive]

by far the best channel on youtube.

[@David-wh8zs]

Now you have to call xerox support and tell them a user got frustrated with that printer

[@samsimington5563]

Fat dude: Everyone else: LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@youdontknowme5969]

Aw...? 😕 We used to have one of those machines and just (finally?) got a new one a few weeks ago. It was a great, reliable, trouble-free machine (although it was our Xerox rep's job to ensure all of that LOL). But yes... you should've blown a firework in one of its toner tubes. That would have been f***ing epic!! Still a very satisfying video.

[@cope9489]

Matt would not have been happy

[@Blurain1225]

THE DOGS ARE MULTIPLYING 1:52

[@Ivy._.the_unstable_therian]

YEE 1:52

[@ljrice1198]

16:58 The fact that Shawn hit the ceiling killed me😂

[@vincewilling9949]

Congrats on 40,000 Subs!

[@EBTheOriginalMaster]

So great to see my two favorite men back with a new destruction video. :)

[@geeworm]

God that laugh cures cancer. Seeing a new upload is nice.

[@mxthunder2]

thanks for the upload i always enjoy. would have been fun to see it get tortured more while it was attempting to make copies or perform some function while powered on. make it grind the gears and smoke the little belts. I always find it funny how much you care about the neighbors. its not illegal to smash a copier lol.

[@linx4355]

Now I wanna see office space where they beat up on the fax machine lol

[@stuntman45666]

9:54 my favorite part

[@watertakken]

I use these machines at work all the time. They are a pain to maintain.

[@palaceswitcher]

Never knew that copying machines had those big ink tubes. That was a pleasant surprise.

[@joejoedejongdejong6246]

I would like Matt and Sean to do a carpet cleaner destruction video sometime if you’re in 2020 I like these guys they are funny they always make my day no matter if I’m having a good day or a bad day they always put a smile on my face they always get me laughing really hard.

[@KatsuSush]

8:08 _The pink toner blows up and stains the shirt😅_

[@BlackDogBones1964]

I worked for Allied Copiers (used to anyway) and this is exactly how I would fix a clients copier with the idea that they would buy a new one and I would get a commission..My job lasted a week :(

[@kompst_tu]

Dude I missed you so much, glad to see another one!

[@4075]

This is most beautiful destruction ever 😂

[@sammyalexanderrosendocabra4027]

This is the the the the the the next episode

[@mattmalyj7964]

Next destroy a power station

[@AYouTubeChannelwithNoName]

That’s a lot of damage

[@Bzons]

@@AKZbinChannelwithNoName And alot of darkness

[@zachduperron8543]

Matt’s pissin it off! Lol best part so far!

[@hmvocaloid7360]

I hate quarantine but love your videos, especially this one

[@gundymetre7571]

This is one of my favorites along with dell computer destruction 4.

[@hmvocaloid7360]

gundymetre They have a lot of good videos

[@Noah-M-P]

This is how to get revenge on the school principal after they called your parents.

[@kwinters5550]

A second way to get revenge on the school principal is if he/she gives you 100 page stuff to write that's on paper, that's to set those papers on fire.

[@kwinters5550]

@boomy098 Yes, I have a feeling about that.

[@seanguy9720]

Somehow every video you guy's upload is amazing

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

Fucking love your videos guys. KZbin was meant for content like this. You guys have stayed true to your art haha

[@getthepercs6094]

6:06 Yeah how about you say that to my face punk, BONK! - Scout

[@Deadhog_Rage]

Wonder what his neighbor thought when he or she saw the destroyed printer and those copies of the dog drawing

[@randymartinezGachaboy2002]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nolanatch5791]

When I saw the yellow powder go into the neighbors yard I lost it lmfao you guys are hilarious

[@oldandnewgamer]

This is the funniest video you guys have made in a while

[@noahandrewsandrews7830]

LOL at 12:40 that was hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@FrenchFryCheese04]

12:41

[@babypyra688]

12:12 Matt: God damn it!

[@amatteroffax512]

Shawn, you've done it again! Brilliant!

[@SpheroJr3289]

Shawn K repair services: Your item will be in pieces

[@zach_light7816]

9:57 *Wait Shawn the neighbors out ☹️*

[@theworstpersonintheworld923]

Where are you guys at? Makes my week when you guys upload.

[@hayleywaalen2612]

Nice drawing of a Devil Dog.

[@PunksGitRekt]

Dear Shawn K, My name is Clinton James Weydert me and my other KZbinr Lucas A. for Lucas Alexander we’re wondering based off on your hit KZbin series Shawn K, you should make it into a TV Show or a motion picture film, we’d be laughing dying hard if you ever do! Sincerely, Clinton James Weydert.

[@mr.gainiac6304]

That was some good artwork Matt 😁

[@Kat_S.284]

8:55 right in the balls!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@kwinters5550]

That's like Juice Belts when I saw it say, "Belts cannot be placed within red zones."

[@mrm10199]

How long did it take to cleanup the entire mess of toner powder?

[@onfire4664]

8:08 gender reveal! It's a girl!

[@FTWOBR2000]

This was a pretty colorful video if I do say so myself.

[@xt.b4x]

The king is back

[@SquishiestSquidy]

Glad to see you guys back again. I missed ya

[@vac-dude9190]

5:47 is that the same wrench you guys used when you broke that bissell easyvac

[@2012TheAndromeda]

2:15 Lol! its like it screamed "Ow!"

[@TheSuperStylishSmurfs]

I'm dying with laughter now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kwinters5550]

And it sounded like a "Stop it, Matt!" signal.