Welcome to the Bank of Dob, where *_every_* account is an offshore account
@mar_speedman2 жыл бұрын
No they're not. Some of them are deposited locally... In lakes!
@micahnewby79642 жыл бұрын
@@mar_speedman(sigh) in the lake *_is_* off shore, literally
@tristanwright960 Жыл бұрын
We know exactly where the money is but you are never getting it back
@kupalan43742 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this was actually about 25 minutes long.
@Feasco2 жыл бұрын
it must be refreshing for DMs to have players trying to outstupid them instead of outsmarting them
@VivaLaDnDLogs2 жыл бұрын
Right?! Dob is determined to make everything potentially fatal to himself. "Are these berries poisonous?" "Roll Nature." "19." "Nope, not poisonous." "I eat enough of them to poison myself anyway."
@angelguerrero7655 Жыл бұрын
@@VivaLaDnDLogs that's actually so Dob tbh
@CaitlinRC2 жыл бұрын
every so often i come back to this video and remind myself of the insanity of financing in dnd
@soitspete2 жыл бұрын
I've rewatched it several times myself, always make me laugh!
@hermitprime54102 жыл бұрын
Did dob just really misunderstand the term offshore banking
@kaybraywarriner74312 жыл бұрын
Keeping his assets liquid...
@zoltar02052 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the plot twist where dob is actually an infamous rogue and he's been stealing money from the team for years and putting the money in a vault called the medium size lake in the lake district
@penelopecunningham96402 жыл бұрын
I love how part of this is Corazon having flashbacks of future oxventures
@azureskyblade11062 жыл бұрын
Its such an intense and traumatizing moment that Corazon starts having premonitions of the future.
@thegiantegg96722 жыл бұрын
I love how Luke pretends to roll for how broke the party is
@zoltar02052 жыл бұрын
He knew what he wanted
@kylebeardsley62002 жыл бұрын
I'd like to think that they'll eventually meet more cultists of Cthulu, and they're all unfathomably rich because they end up with all the money that Dob keeps throwing away.
@cesargonzalez66512 жыл бұрын
My main idea for the money is that after they are done with dnd (which I hope will never happen) they, in their last adventure, open the seas end get all of the money (a little happy ending, specially for Corazon, but I also love your idea)
@torgranael5 ай бұрын
@@cesargonzalez6651 We now need to convince Johnny to reawaken Geth for one last session, just to make this happen.
@VivaLaDnDLogs2 жыл бұрын
I love when Dob shovels the gold into his mouth so they can't have it.
@Scribe1310 ай бұрын
I think this video gets a brief shout out in the Oxventure Podcast for this episode 😂 So. Good.
@danielarosindo Жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is that Corazón is visibly suffering each time 😂
@JervisGermane Жыл бұрын
I love that you really managed to get this to almost 25 minutes. On the other hand, Corazon is flashing back to stuff that hadn't yet happened by then.
@benmorris118Ай бұрын
His rage transcends the time-space continuum
@synecdoched2 жыл бұрын
Solid work, friend. This was magnificent.
@soitspete2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Also what brought you to this video? it's had 1k views in the last 24 hours!
@reno_22002 жыл бұрын
@@soitspete popped up in my recommendations Since OX put a new video up recently, it might have triggered the algorithm in just the right way
@soitspete2 жыл бұрын
@@reno_2200 Maybe! Oh well, all hail the algorithm!
@synecdoched2 жыл бұрын
@@soitspete yeah, popped up on my recommendations.
@Feasco2 жыл бұрын
as solid as the lake with all the gold in it
@jocosesonata2 жыл бұрын
2:20 - Merilwen also threw some gold down the hole.
@syaoran54762 жыл бұрын
I love this showing up just after I unlocked Dob in idle champions 🙈
@zelln72692 жыл бұрын
#PutCapitalismInTheLake
@bg3929Z2 жыл бұрын
So they Spoke, and So Mote It Be. I hope Johnny is aware of this video XD
@soitspete2 жыл бұрын
They liked my tweet linking to this, don't know if they watched it though!
@kajex7589 Жыл бұрын
Somehow I knew I would find this someday, thank you yt algorithm.
@mahadmubbasher2 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest video in existence, thank you
@torgranael5 ай бұрын
With the Oxventurers Guild now retired, I wonder if we ever heard about Egbert's silver frisbee again.
@lock3762 жыл бұрын
Fucking excellent
@MLPCloudCuckoolanderАй бұрын
Note that even when it became clear that throwing money into lakes wasn't paying off, Dob remained committed to it rather than cutting his losses. I'd say it's a case of the sunk cost fallacy.
@masonchapple76692 жыл бұрын
You are doing the Lord's work here
@thebudderblock21492 жыл бұрын
Has someone figured out how much gild Dob tosses away?
@owenjames8575 Жыл бұрын
All of it
@ArDeeMee Жыл бұрын
Perfect. 👌
@cormacmccoy12 жыл бұрын
beautiful!
@Maymer2 жыл бұрын
that is hilarious
@mdgeisto89532 жыл бұрын
Good stuff xD
@PhantomJokerX2 жыл бұрын
8:45 What's that pun about?
@puzzledphantom32782 жыл бұрын
Water depth is measured in fathoms
@soitspete2 жыл бұрын
fathom /ˈfað(ə)m/ noun a unit of length equal to six feet (1.8 metres), chiefly used in reference to the depth of water. "sonar says that we're in eighteen fathoms" verb understand (a difficult problem or an enigmatic person) after much thought. "the locals could not fathom out the reason behind his new-found prosperity"
@torgranael Жыл бұрын
Didn't this moment happen during the Orbpocalypse Saga (season 3)? The description seems to be suggesting that it occurred partway into season 1.
@soitspete Жыл бұрын
Nope it happens in Chart of Darkness in Season 2: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGapfKuYa5J0ias&ab_channel=Oxventure, though I did include events that happen after Episode 33!
@torgranael Жыл бұрын
@@soitspete I see. I completely missed the line in the description that clears it up. Been watching so much back to back that I've started losing track of when certain events happen.😅
@DamTheKid7 ай бұрын
Thank you faithful monk of the oxventure. Your work is appreciated