7 Filthiest Names in Videogames that Will Always Make Us Giggle

[@Rekhyt03]

First one that came to mind was “Ceaseless Discharge”. There is no redemption for that one.

[@clockworkmonsters8590]

I don't even think there's any localization to blame for that! How would that even translate?! XD

[@voldrik1364]

​@@clockworkmonsters8590his Japanese name translates as "the thing that's always sore", which isn't much better

[@clockworkmonsters8590]

@@voldrik1364 At least it's SLIGHTLY less sounding like a terrible medical condition than the English version XD

[@mistformsquirrel]

@@clockworkmonsters8590 Only slightly though... if you've ever had food poisoning...

[@GriffinWolf]

I was expecting it to be on this list... I guess it's too obvious for this list.

[@Alex_YJ_Reed]

So I decided to look it up, and it turns out the monkey's original Japanese name was Jirō, a fairly common name not prone to euphemism. The decision to rename him Spanky was on the translation team. Remember folks: localization cuts both ways.

[@chriswest6988]

There's an alternate universe where Spanky Dreams of Sushi is otherwise unchanged but didn't get nominated for any awards.

[@Alsebra]

What's inappropriate about Spanky the Monkey playing with balls?

[@deepro666]

We need to see bloopers of this video

[@SanmiAtleti96]

Calling the Pokemons' source of power "PP" is certainly up there with the worst. I've never been able to keep a straight face when using "PP Up" in game.

[@MrAuthor3DS]

Mother did it first (though it was Psychic Points, not Power Points).

[@Yukeake]

Dead Rising as well ("Photo Points")

[@DavidStowers-o7k]

And in later games, you can get the item called PP Max.

[@acesamm]

⁠@@Yukeake I hate to be that guy, but it’s Prestige Points

[@HylianFox3]

Golden Sun also had PP for Psynergy Points

[@logansrevenge1214]

The thrustmaster HOT-ASS is a respectable product. But if it makes you feel uncomfortable to say that, you can always just tell people you're going to your room to play with your joystick.

[@NeverlandSystemPixie]

I know it's a BADASS thing... but saying "Thrustmaster hot-ass" just makes me giggle. lol

[@brianb8060]

Leave me alone, I'm in the cockpit.

[@dustysmoke4996]

@@brianb8060 Fighter jocks have the best locker-room lingo.

[@SG_Dave]

Shoutout to CEX for trying their damned hardest to make their name seem rude and the gaming community just not having it.

[@notoriousbmc1]

"Where do you work?" "In a se...a C-E-X shop."

[@FireFox64000000]

They tried but my brain reads that as the letters.

[@JohnyRyan89]

They name their WiFi Unprotected CEX

[@phantomnite]

Yup. We all just spell it out instead.

[@naomiskilling1093]

Parents dying inside every time their child asks if they can go to the cex shop to get a new Switch game.

[@jasonduncan2814]

Back when I got into the Dynasty Warriors series with the third game, I came across one level that was rather difficult with its narrow bridges and plenty of archer enemies. I complained to a friend that "I'm having trouble with Shi Ting" and he couldn't stop laughing. Being a pure-minded innocent in those days, it took me longer to get the joke than I care to admit.

[@jkbeanboy]

Im mad at myself for forgetting this one. Young me used to crack up at that stage name

[@azureskyblade1106]

Same, lol. My suggestion was Dong Tu Na.@@jkbeanboy

[@NeverlandSystemPixie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@hannahmonteiro9229]

...you almost made me spit out my drink. Forgot about that one.

[@MrDeathknight1]

thats fantastic

[@michaelhammer5347]

I always got a chuckle out of AC Odyssey's character Testikles who carries a hammer called the Nutcracker.

[@nolongeraperson]

I think that was too on the nose to be included. If they included all the intentional ones the entire list would be GTA

[@AccidentalNinja]

They should've given the character a nemesis called "Bophodes".

[@JimTheFly]

@@AccidentalNinjaI would have probably injured myself laughing at the Bophodes-Testikles grappling match. Because I'm still immature at heart.

[@TigerofRobare]

That sounds entirely intentional

[@trevorberridge6079]

😂🤣😂

[@razzmodan8428]

This is a more well hidden giggle, but in mass effect 2. One of the Admirals in Tali's loyalty will talk about his ship "the Qwib Qwib" and if you ask about it he will remark on how he wishes he could be on the "Ectomy" or the "Deferens" which if you remember Quarian naming schemes, would be Vas Ectomy and Vas Deferens.

[@raymondkravitz2001]

I'm honestly a little miffed that the crew didn't bring this up in the video. The smartest reference to dirty humor in a video game in my opinion.

[@jaket2734]

OMG!! I had no idea! That’s hilarious, thank you so much!

[@DavidCruickshank]

@@raymondkravitz2001 That's because that is a purpose made rude joke, the ones in the video are at least potentially accidents.

[@Corzya]

Well today I learned what vas deferens is, neat!

[@soapmctavish5173]

​@DavidCruickshank you can't convince me that "the taint" wasn't purposeful

[@billyalarie929]

the way Ellen legitimately had a difficult time keeping a straight face for the bit when she said "Cream the Rabbit" is absolutely INCREDIBLE.

[@nicocrestmere9688]

I wonder how many takes they had to do for her to get through it.

[@MrMarcelong]

For me its Lukes outraged monotone when discussing the P organ, only for it to cut to his actual reaction

[@robcassey6043]

I wonder if Cream the Rabbit could be described as somewhat rampant?

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

​@@MrMarcelong1:26

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

3:39

[@katfromthekong414]

Ceaseless Discharge has regrettably never failed to make me giggle

[@HazeEmry]

Idk, when I think of discharge my mind goes straight to pus or v discharge

[@raymondkravitz2001]

Me too.

[@thehat4244]

​@@HazeEmrymy brain runs to negligent discharge, and then we have a ceaseless negligent discharge! Minigun anyone ?

[@D4rkKn1ght311]

Its not as funny when you realise its Quelaags brother and he is in constant pain from the chaos flame after it consumed his body.

[@DonRattle]

I never thought of Cream in an nsfw way, she always seemed so sweet and innocent... though we can all be thankful the Chao isn't called "Pie"

[@rohuffgamingakaLea1576]

Lol same

[@Jackaloop]

I always thought it was because she was cream colored

[@oblivion715]

​@@JackaloopMy thoughts exactly.

[@Finckelstein]

I mean, "Cream the bunny" can be read as a name as well as a command....

[@turtleofpride4572]

Ive been corrupted by the Internet for too long an can't look at any sonic character in normal manner

[@peterbrown3781]

I am genuinely shocked that "The Taint" from Dragon Age never occurred to me until you brought it up in this video. I can only assume that the fact BioWare made it in their prime just made me nod and accept it seriously...

[@daviddaugherty2816]

Oh, good. I'm not the only one. Unfortunately, I feel like I'm gonna have a hard time taking Dragon Age seriously now, though.

[@typacsk]

I *used* to be able to read the Wheel of Time books without snickering, but the internet has ruined my brain.

[@robber233]

The difference is tone. In DAO it's serious. If say Fable were to do it, you would laugh immediately.

[@nickburkhardt3229]

I have played multiple times and it hadn't occurred to me either but now I can't unhear it

[@lazyperfectionist3978]

yeah, it's the kind of thing you'd expect from a furry space-themed porn-based text adventure game with a suspicious acronym

[@lnsflare1]

You gotta use a HOTAS from Thrustmaster to properly simulate your cockpit.

[@anarchyantz1564]

I went through a lot of Thrustmasters Joysticks when I was a wee lad. They were pretty good though the early Joysticks took a lot of punishment.

[@OptimusSledge]

@@anarchyantz1564 A lot of us gave our joysticks a good pounding in our teenage years.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

​@@OptimusSledgeI am both disgusted and giggling my ass off at this 😂. Thank you.

[@Hailstormand]

Stop flirting 🫦

[@darthmunck]

Sorry, I read the word "simulate" with a t there.

[@Amaritudine]

My wife positively cackled when Otacon mentioned MANPADS in _Metal Gear Solid 4._ Though it's kind of funny that a real-life military acronym is what finally sent her, in a series with characters unironically named "Solid Snake" and "Naked Snake".

[@NeverlandSystemPixie]

That puts those names in a totally diff realm and I AM SOOOOO here for it. lol

[@mattgonzales3994]

Don't make me go all "Liquid Snake" on you and use my arm

[@redwolfxl69]

Can we talk about how 1 of the most renowned games of all time had a Solid Snake, a Liquid Snake and a spy named Deepthroat?

[@Joe90h]

And later a Naked Snake and a Punished Snake.

[@stephaniest.5336]

Ok you can't make it anymore puny than that😅

[@OLDE_SHYTE]

I’m sure they probably wanted to call Solidus Semi Snake at one point.

[@DjDolHaus86]

In fairness Deepthroat is a reference to the informant in the real life watergate scandal. If you're going to be involved in a congressional hearing you might as well get a few giggles out of it along the way

[@deadcard13]

I am still disappointed I deprived of Gas Snake in that franchise. No half-measures Kojima!

[@nicocrestmere9688]

I demand a bloopers reel of this episode. I know you guys lost it a few times filming this

[@Remrag1]

I second this request

[@inc2000glw]

They will soon as a another Remembering Phfress end of the year episodes.

[@finnover9781]

"Or some things even ruder than bums, if you can imagine such a thing!" *You* clearly can, Ellen.

[@anarchyantz1564]

Oh Ellen. Our sweet summer child

[@marhawkman303]

@@anarchyantz1564 I dunno, a lot of these are... better viewed as proof they have minds so dirty even Orbitz can't help. :p

[@Taco-TannerVODS]

Like 2 bums? 😮

[@TwoLeftThumbs]

She just about hid the smirk but not quite

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Overpatronizing, spoiled, and apathetic bourgeoisie can be easily imagined.

[@stancal9249]

For most of these, I grinned a bit to myself , but it wasn't until I heard ".... And mastered their TAINT!" that I started choking on my water. Well played

[@lisah-p8474]

Duncan's delivery of that line in game never fails to absolutely destroy me. I know I'm about to watch 2 men die horribly and I'm giggling like a 12 year old boy every single time regardless. 😂

[@Colossus1921]

So fun fact, Dragon Age was at least somewhat inspired by the Wheel of Time. And in the Wheel of Time, the big bad corrupted part of the source of magic, leading to the phrase "the Dark One's taint" being written quite a number of times.

[@KickyFut]

Not to mention, one of the worst things to be is a man who has touched the Dark One's taint! Touching the taint too much drives men mad!!😂

[@Branwhin]

Yeah, I'm really glad I was young enough when I started reading them that I didn't know the, erm, lewd interpretation of that term? So if I'm re-reading or discussing or whatever I don't automatically get the giggles. Unless everybody else does, of course. :D

[@Amaritudine]

"Cleansing the taint" becomes a major plot point, too.

[@robertconnor3603]

The worst thing about touching the Dark One's taint is how filthy it is.

[@KickyFut]

@@Amaritudine Yes... You how filthy it has to be when it takes two people using more magic than anyone can normally hold, to clean it!🤮

[@thajocoth]

I ran a D&D game, and while looking through items to potentially give to monsters for the party to obtain after defeating them, I found the Wand of Viscid Globs, a slim black Drow wand from Out of the Abyss that you can expend a charge from to fire a small glob of viscous material up to 60' that will dry on the target, restraining them for 1 hour. I used it completely unaware of any ways it could be interpreted until the entire party was laughing during the combat. I likely would've picked a different item entirely if I'd realized before the game session, as this one wasn't that sort of campaign.

[@HazeEmry]

My campaign is. Thanks for the idea! :D

[@thajocoth]

@@HazeEmry I had it being used with a Modified Wand Sheath. This was a homebrew item I created that accidentally made it more on that theme. Summary: It allows the wand to retract or extend & frees the user from needing their hand to use their wand. It can also tap into the character's blood to trade damage for acting as if attuned to it. Below is the full text of what I wrote up & gave to the players along with the wand: A wand sheath normally clamps onto a Warforged's arm, but this one has been modified to work with more organic humanoids. It clamps tightly around a creature's wrist, like a very tight bracer. The sheath cannot be removed from you against your will while it's attached. If the sheath doesn't have a wand, you can insert a wand into the sheath as an Action. If a wand is inserted into the sheath that requires attunement, the sheath will be attuned to the wand after one hour. Attunement to the shealth is enough to use a wand the sheath is attuned to. If the wand in the sheath does not require attunement, then you do not need to attune to the sheath to use it and the sheath retains its attunement to the last wand it was attuned to, losing that attunement only if it attunes to a new wand. You can retract or extend a wand in the sheath as a Bonus Action. While the wand is extended, you can use it as if you were holding it, but your hand remains free. You can gain the benefits of attuning to the sheath for one hour without actually attuning to it by allowing the end opposite the wand to pierce your arm and tap into your own bloodstream. As a Bonus Action, you take damage based on the rarity of the wand currently in the sheath. This damage bypasses any resistances or immunities that you might otherwise have. Common -> 1d4 Piercing Damage Uncommon -> 1d6 Piercing Damage Rare -> 1d8 Piercing Damage Very Rare -> 1d10 Piercing Damage Legendary -> 1d12 Piercing Damage Artifact -> 1d20 Piercing Damage

[@jaredcrabb]

​@@thajocoth Id normally be able to read that with a straight face as I have words I use (generally the "official" slang) if not for most of this video.

[@Delmworks]

There's more than a few items like that from the Drow. Rod of Tentacles anyone?

[@therunawaykid6523]

Ha! Neerdddddd

[@IAmTheAce5]

I think the only way Ellen could be more affronted if she were dressed period Victorian crying out "MOST UNORTHODOX!!!"

[@sidnew2739]

I see the Nostalgia Critic before my inner eye.

[@darklord884]

Now I definitely want that as one of their gags.

[@naughtycicero1460]

THE ORTHODOX LEVELS ARE AT MOST ‘UN!’

[@typacsk]

"SCANDALAMITY!"

[@akale2620]

Now that's a fetish I didn't need to know about

[@CyberKnight1]

11:12 My favorite memory of the Nintendo console announcement is when Reggie got on stage and said (paraphrasing a bit), "For everyone who wrote us saying how much you loved the new console's name: Both of you, thank you."

[@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt]

Calling chucking boulders at you "getting their rocks off.... the ledge" is crazy though

[@jaredcrabb]

Honestly ruined that joke.

[@larissamycyk]

I had to rewatch Luke and Ellen absolutely dying at the name P organ because it made me laugh. Despite the rude name, I loved how much Luke couldn’t read the description without laughing.

[@ulrickai]

The fact they kept a straight face for almost the entire video while talking about this subject matter truly shows they are professionals and doing amazing work. Never change

[@marhawkman303]

I dunno, the first two entries are... indicative of someone having a dirty mind. Cream was probably chosen based on COLOR... it's not the first time in Sonic a character is named after a color. And Cream is cream colored. So what if the word is slang for something else? Lots of words get used as slang for THAT. like milk....

[@woodysmith2681]

I think it just meant that a LOT of takes were needed.

[@soulreapermagnum]

@@woodysmith2681 we need an outtakes video for this one.

[@wmdkitty]

@@soulreapermagnum Yes, we do!

[@JimTheFly]

But you could see Ellen fighting it when she had to Cream The Rabbit.

[@jameskiely2788]

Always a fan of playing with my XBone. Loved that they issued a statement for people to stop calling it that.

[@Jordan-kq3qw]

Oh boy, the X Box One X. The XBOX, truly a revolutionary naming scheme.

[@erakfishfishfish]

I call the XBox Series S the SeXBox

[@ferd617]

Especially because the titanium PowerBook got nicknamed the "tiBook", when Apple released the second (new-style) iMac - iMac revision B, if you will - I got a lot of mileage out of calling it the "BiMac".

[@JsnMil]

P-organ: It’s because in Korean the word for blood and "P" sound the same. So it’s blood organ. Or lies of blood. But you could also interpret it as Puppet, or Pinocchio. It works on a few levels if you have the context for it.

[@ferd617]

And yet none of that matters, because - whatever the backstory - the game still ends up talking about "pee organs" over and over and over again like fourth-graders.

[@ButMadNNW626]

Related to "Lies of P", I took a screenshot of Pinocchio standing under a partially working marquee for the in-game festival that was cancelled before the game started. Thought it looked nice with the old-timey letters lined with lightbulbs and the way that an overhead light acted like a spotlight for the character... Showed it to someone else and they immediately pointed out that the letters that remained alit spelled out... "fetal". ...I turned Pinocchio around and took the screenshot again with the blank back of the marquee overhead instead.

[@David-ud9ju]

That's great... in Korea, but why didn't they change the names for every other country on Earth? Lies of Pinocchio would have been a much better name, but they kept it as P purely because that's a pun in Korean. Really?

[@jaredcrabb]

That was exactly my thought and why I didnt find that one funny. But I at least understand why it can be.

[@takeachance5881]

@@David-ud9ju That's Korea and to some extent all major Asian countries for ya. (Source: Am from one of the major asian countries)

[@dondavenport7077]

In early World of Warcraft, I kept a few suggestive-named items in my bank so I could offer to 'sell' them in trade: Large Slimy Bone and Bear Organ were a couple of them.

[@mistformsquirrel]

WoW had so many *weird* items you could loot... not just rude ones, but like - troll sweat?? *ghoul drool*??? Why is anyone buying these lol...

[@timyu2307]

idk,perhaps alchemy ingredients?@@mistformsquirrel

[@deminumenera1758]

I thought the pokemon move 'water sport', along with it's early graphical representation, would have been pretty high up the list.

[@HazeEmry]

Don't forget using PP up on Metapod's move set. Harden, Tackle and String Shot :)

[@ThePhantomStinker]

That is definitely the worst, but Pokemon has no shortage of moves that could be taken as dirty. Bone Club, Rock Polish, Sticky Web, Play Rough, Baddy Bad and Stuff Cheeks also come to mind.

[@DGneoseeker1]

Now I'm curious why there's no game called Wii Watersports.

[@thatweirdgirl8466]

@@ThePhantomStinkerHydro Pump was right there 😂

[@JokeCubed]

@@ThePhantomStinker My personal favourite is Wood Hammer.

[@jessicalee333]

Dungeons and Dragons used "taint" as a slow corrupting evil effect in the 3rd edition sourcebook Heroes of Horror, with spells like "Detect Taint" and "Resist Taint", and there was even "Cleanse Taint" (as an added effect of the spell "Remove Curse") you could request from your friendly party cleric, whenever you were feeling "not so fresh".

[@mrbrainly]

I totally got distracted for a moment and thought Luke said you needed to level up the P-Organ with Shwartz crystals

[@HylianFox3]

*gasps* THE SCHWARTZ!?

[@mattyt1961]

it all comes down to how you handle it

[@thatweirdgirl8466]

“I see your Shwartz is as big as mine” 😂

[@corpsehandler5321]

that would have been so much better, omg

[@calebgoodman3028]

I didn’t realize Cream’s name being rude until this video. I always just saw it as a reference to her fur color and her family being named after sweet dairy products. Also I was too busy appreciating how overpowered this six year old rabbit girl and Chao best friend Cheese was.

[@brandonp7503]

Cream the Rabbit, or as I like to call her, "Easy Mode."

[@multibomble]

Is that why it's called cheesing the game

[@lizardguyNA]

Honestly, I think "sticky white slime" is a bit worse than "Sticky white stuff." Also, if you need suggestions for a commenters edition, Ceaseless Discharge should be enough to get you started. And hell, you know full well Platinum intended it when they called some of Bayonetta's moves things like "Umbran Climax" or "Bullet Climax" and that difficulty mode "Non-stop infinite climax", all of which you wanna keep safe search on for when looking up. And let's not forget all the old games with no voice acting that let you name your character "You dick".

[@brianlewolfhunt]

I remember fighting that dark souls boss and thinking "that sounds like a medical issue"

[@azuredragoon2054]

We know that the lava flows ceaselessly from him. We're never told where it flows from him.

[@the13throse]

The Bayonetta one was definitely on purpose though, considering the overall tone of that game

[@darklord884]

Honestly baffled about naming the monkey "Spanky" since his name in the original version is "Jiro-kun" and was actually translated as "Mr. Jiro" at first before the port arrived. It's like the Ghost Stories dub, they just went out of their way to be ridiculous and bad on purpose.

[@therunawaykid6523]

In the game yooka laylee there is a snake character called trouser and also the name of a boat in the game is called the bat ship crazy 🤣🤣

[@darklord884]

@@therunawaykid6523 Yeah but that game was made originally in English, this is just idiotic translation. :D

[@layzboi8908]

Gotta admit, literally never thought of Cream's name as rude until this video. Thanks for that🤣🤣

[@anarchyantz1564]

And notice how the "Rabbit" was getting "Vibrated" at the start before cream shot off!

[@rohuffgamingakaLea1576]

​@@anarchyantz1564I couldn't help but see that XD

[@brynellsidney3983]

😂😂😂😂

[@neodav00001]

To be fair, just "Cream" isn't so bad. It only becomes an issue when the rest is added.

[@billyalarie929]

@@anarchyantz1564 OH SHIT LOL

[@riningan]

I mean I was already giggling at just the game's name: Lies of P. Anyways by the time of Dragon Age 2 the devs definitely figured out why people were giggling when mention of the Taint came up. They had your party member Isabella at one point saying a bunch of euphemisms based on things from Dragon Age Origins and one of them was 'Master your Taint.'

[@z3rotollranc3]

Still remember in 2006 making the joke "well if they ever make a portable version of it, they can call it the Wee Wii." Guess they decided Switch was better.

[@lued123]

They did make a smaller, digital-only Wii, but it was called the Wii mini.

[@HazeEmry]

​@@lued123better than a mini Wii

[@mattyt1961]

the marketing writes itself though: everywhere you go you can hold your Wee Wii

[@therunawaykid6523]

Probably good they didn’t make a handheld one with a screen called the pocket Wii

[@jaredcrabb]

WiiU.

[@Maedroth]

I'd love to see the outtakes from this. I'd like to see outtakes for pretty much the whole of both channels, but definitely this video.

[@limegreenelevator]

In Shadow of Mordor, one of the random Orc names that can be generayed is Dûsh. That û makes an "oo" sound. And if the Orc is a captain, there will be an army chanting that name...

[@greenhydra10]

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it as Grond.

[@typacsk]

There's a cop in my city who's widely known as Captain Dush... not to his face, though.

[@daviddaugherty2816]

I remember that! I've played Shadow of Mordor a grand total of once and had a Dûsh. I always laughed my ass off when he came up, and he was one of the ones who just would not stay dead.

[@thatweirdgirl8466]

I started replaying that recently and got an Orc Captain named “Dûshrat” and couldn’t stop laughing

[@Wych177]

In Shadow of War I had a Captain called Fubar and his bodyguard named Snafu. I just assumed that not all of the names were random at that point.

[@Monkeyzforever]

This video reminds me of I joke I loved as a kid: One day a grandad, a mum, and a kid found a magic slide which would grant you a wish. The kid went onto the slide and yelled "Teddy Bears!" and landed in a pile of teddy bears. After collecting them up the mum went down the slide too. She yelled "Money!" and landed in a pile of cash. After she collected her money the grandad decided to have a go. As he went down the slide he enjoyed it so much that he yelled "Weeee!" 😂

[@CaptainRandom]

I remember as a kid in Brooklyn we had a version of this joke where the last person to go down the slide slipped at the top and shouted "oh, shit!" on the way down.

[@jaredcrabb]

​@@CaptainRandom Thats the one I heard.

[@bossfight1]

In Kingdom Hearts 2, Sora and Mulan’s “Limit” attack is called “Red Rocket”, which is certainly… a choice.

[@Brasc]

Also, Red Rocket being a filling station chain in the pre-Great War eastern USA in the Fallout series.

[@OptimusSledge]

@@Brasc Where you meet Dogmeat in Fallout 4, no less.

[@soldierhobbes1182]

With Kingdom Hearts, there's nothing to indicate a connection with your cursed knowledge. It's red cuz of Mushu and rocket since he's shooting explosive dragon fire at people. Now the Fallout 4 thing with Dogmeat being found at a Red Rocket Station... okay yeah there are dots that can be connected there. Someone at Bethesda clearly thought they were a comedic genius with that one.

[@author_n_wilson2983]

There was an old JRPG called "Record of Agarest War" on PS3 which had some pretty poorr translation/localisation. One of the early bosses was a giant cockatrice, but in order to save space in the text box for the name the boss was was simply called..."Big Cock".

[@jaredcrabb]

Lots of funny names cause of text limitations back then.

[@issiemerry]

This is hands down Outside Xtra's most high-brow and intellectual video to date

[@notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026]

Wait, where are your hands now?

[@christopherwiessner555]

I worked in the electronics and entertainment department at my local Walmart, a woman came up to me and ask if we had thrust-masters there. That was the 1st time I encountered that brand. I was taken for a loop at 1st. Thankfully I resisted the urge to say “it’s not that kind of Walmart ma’am”

[@anthonyguerrero9908]

The is also a boss in Demon's Souls who is named "Penetrator" for an obvious reason...NO THE OTHER OBVIOUS REASON.

[@nightmarethrenody8232]

He has a very long weapon

[@anthonyguerrero9908]

@@nightmarethrenody8232 and is always wearing protection.

[@enlongjones2394]

And then Dark Souls had the Ceaseless Discharge

[@daviddaugherty2816]

Huh, I wonder if that Demon's Souls boss knows he shares a name with a veeeeery specific Saint's Row weapon.

[@jaredcrabb]

Doesnt Luke make that joke in another video?

[@sheolcodemonkey4027]

Dragon Age: Origins is probably my favourite game. I have been playing it since 2009, shortly after it came out. I have watched the Joining scene more times than I can count on two hands. I have heard serious high fantasy characters dramatically say the word "taint" more times than I can even fathom. I had never even ONCE made the connection... ...and now I can never not

[@jaredcrabb]

I still cant.

[@foodwallet1223]

There's an old boxing game called Hard Blow. Lots of guys giving each other hard blows...

[@davesaylor7829]

There's a character in Genshin Impact named Little Que'er. Apparently "Que" is Chinese for "Sparrow" and the suffix 'er is meant to indicate she's a young lady. And they added "Little" in case the 'er thing was confusing.

[@rohuffgamingakaLea1576]

"cue many giggles in game stores around the globe as millions of people went in saying I need a Wii and shop assistants replied with sorry our toilet is for staff use only" Was my favorite line

[@zombieham904]

Another example is the term "PP" in Pokemon, which I ASSUME stands for something like "Power Points" but is never referred to as such. And the associated item: "PP Up".

[@SwissSareth]

"Mummy, why is 'Cream the rabbit' rude?" After oxtra's tip-stomping around the issue, I can just about hear the parents' struggling for a semi-plausible answer that avoids extremely awkward explanations. 😂

[@KrazyKirby07]

It's rude to spray whip cream on someone

[@chriswest6988]

"Because It sounds like you're going to hit her very hard. Like when someone says ' that pigeon got creamed by a bus ' " A similar dodge will also work when they inevitably make a Sonic character Smash the [species]

[@ThePhantomStinker]

Made me think of that classic moment from Bluey. "Dad? How does the baby get INTO the lady's belly?"

[@Gaz66d]

“Rabbit soup… it implies that she would be made into purée and turned into soup. Sonics purpose is go fast. Knucks purpose is pow pow. But cream… poor cream is just food. That’s not nice is it, little Timmy? That would be like if your mommy named you Hamburger.”

[@SwissSareth]

@@Gaz66d "But I like Hamburger. Hamburgers are tasty."

[@petersimpson4648]

I used to work in a GameStop, and one day, a customer brought his Wii to trade in. My friend started to test it and mentioned that he hadn't played with his Wii in a while. I couldn't stop myself from saying, "That sounds like a personal problem." I did apologize immediately after, though.

[@princesspixel3151]

Aren’t we forgetting the most infamous enemy in Miitopia? The one who’s a bird that farts in your general direction… and is literally a butt?!

[@laurendyer2838]

Ah yes, the Twerkey… the issue there is that the name of that creature was definitely no accident

[@Mini_Squatch]

Pretty sure that enemy wasnt in the original miitopia

[@laurendyer2838]

@@Mini_Squatch oh it was all right. I played both the original and Switch port, and I have DISTINCT memories of those guys and their weird butt faces

[@HazeEmry]

​@@laurendyer2838can confirm

[@HazeEmry]

​@@laurendyer2838 Twerkey even appeared before the twerking phenomenon right?

[@kaivoid7649]

I've never finished Spanky's Quest either, but it seems quite a light hearted and cheerful kind of game so I can only assume it has a happy ending.

[@KarakTo]

A "Happy Ending" I don't believe for a second that wasn't deliberate

[@Alsebra]

All depends on what you consider a happy ending. After defeating all 50 stages (and 5 boss fights), you're thrust into a boss rush kind of deal where you face off against the 5 bosses again (no new moves, so they're not any tougher) and then follow it up with a final boss fight with the witch that messed with your sack. After she falls, the credits roll...with no other resolution; your knapsack is still cursed and anthropomorphic fruit (some of whom are wearing headgear of some sort) is still running rampant. Poor Spanky is stuck in a hell from which there is no escape.

[@liam6550]

In dragon's dogma, there is an extremely minor character called "balsac". If that doesn't belong on this list then I don't know what does

[@collingreenwood737]

I was going to mention an identically named character in Dragon Quest 4! Even worse, when you defeat him in that game, he comes back more powerful with a new name: wait for it... Balzak.

[@collingreenwood737]

They did it twice and still may or may not have realized it.

[@lavrentivs9891]

@@collingreenwood737It is a real name after all, so might have gone under the radar, at least the first time.

[@jaredcrabb]

Yeah, hes VERY minor. I didnt remember him until you mentioned that (and I have like 10k hours in it).

[@Alsebra]

​@@collingreenwood737, in both forms (both Chapters 4 and 5) in the US NES game, he's named "Balzack"...and it's loosely named after the French writer Balzac, not the slang term in question.

[@KP-br8tm]

I have been using Thrustmaster peripherals since about 1994 - to see them on this list is hilarious and thoroughly enjoyed!

[@garyhookem8140]

I remember back on the Ps2 we had a nascar game and one of the drivers was called Dick Trickle, laughed everytime his name came up 🤣

[@stonewulf2755]

He was a real driver years ago, they had to say his name on TV. 😁

[@durrell246]

Dick Trickle is a Wisconsin racing legend, and also has the funniest real world name. Apart from Tokyo Sexwale, obviously.

[@phuzz00]

I know a guy called Dick Shiner. Funnily enough he always goes by Richard or Rich. The worst part is, it's a family name. His dad spent his entire life being a Dick Shiner, and still decided to inflict the same name on his kid.

[@chriswest6988]

The most accidentally filthy sounding name I've ever seen from an English-speaking perspective was a Korean Olympian named Kim Kum Sok.

[@therunawaykid6523]

@@chriswest6988think there is also someone I think in Korea or Japan with the name phuk yu

[@rikijamie]

I worked in retail when 'Thrustmaster' arrived in store. I could not stop laughing. It was so...hard..to sell them to customers without laughing. the amount of eyes locked with customer as we see who cracks first.

[@hollylucianta6711]

SIR, I cannot sell it to you unless you tell me the FULL NAME of the product. ...the....the...thrustmaster...HOTAS...

[@krtimp]

It’s my job to name things in a specific AAA video game, and I can say that sometimes we just don’t notice until it’s too late.

[@krtimp]

It’s almost always an accident. Almost…

[@nixi7688]

Sure it is 🤣

[@krtimp]

@@nixi7688 🤫

[@ferd617]

@@krtimp We almost believe you. Almost...

[@therealwulf]

I'm really going to need you all to take a hard look at Terraria - in specific the items Golden Shower, Master Bait, and the boss Mourning Wood (with special mention to Sparkle Slime Balloon, filled with Party Girl Bath Water).

[@therunawaykid6523]

🤣🤣

[@deadcard13]

Odd you omitted the unfortunately named SCAT that appeared as an acronym for organizations in TWO games in the 1990s.

[@HylianFox3]

Made worse by the fact that the NES 'SCAT' was called Final Mission in Japan, so you can't even blame the language barrier. It was called Action in New York over in Europe, which also kinda dirty depending on how you interpret "action"

[@BlaineKodos]

As a card carrying Adult, I have always and will continue to laugh whenever serious Grey Warden Duncan yells at me in an angry tone to "submit to the Taint" at the Joining as I'm very nearly dying. It's such an unintentionally hilarious scene

[@bencoomer2000]

Yeah. "Thrustmaster" was a sticking point in one Xmas wish list...

[@mattyt1961]

one year I asked for a Thrustmaster and S&M (the Metallica album) that went down well

[@therunawaykid6523]

@@mattyt1961still remember when my Nan asked me if I was playing with my playboy when in fact she meant my game boy I was holding me and my mum laughed for ages over that 🤣🤣🤣

[@mattyt1961]

@@therunawaykid6523 Nan's are the best for this stuff :)

[@brendanhart517]

I have to give props to whoever wrote this episode, the sheer amount of jokes in the names and the setups and the pauses for the other jokes 11/10 great job

[@bryangibbs7191]

Let's be honest, in most cases they knew exactly what they were doing when they chose the names

[@butwhataboutdragons7768]

Spanky the Monkey is 100% not an accident. They should've really leaned into it and had another character named Choky the Chicken.

[@HylianFox3]

@@butwhataboutdragons7768 I'm still amazed that Rocko's Modern Life got away with him working at a fast food joint called "The Chokey Chicken"

[@therunawaykid6523]

@@HylianFox3still love some of the fast food places in gta: sprunk soda, burger shot, clucking bell

[@himynameisntben]

The O-Power in Pokemon X/Y is pretty poorly named, considering the player, a literal child, has to acquire it from a strange man in several different locations throughout the game. One of which was a hotel.

[@nycstreetpoet]

Several games in the Ace Attorney series feature the hapless “Harry Butz.” There’s even a catchphrase in the game for him: “if something smells, it’s usually the Butz.” I can’t believe you missed this one. I am looking forward to the follow-up.

[@rudebega1494]

It’s Larry, not Harry, sadly. Maybe Harry was too over the top even for the AA translation team.

[@nycstreetpoet]

@@rudebega1494 I convinced myself Harry was the name because wow that would be gold. Still, the last name and the catchphrase are pretty solid.

[@Otakukunoichi]

Two characters (Phoenix's mentor, Mia and Detective Gumshoe) have referred to Larry as "Harry" So it was very much intentional.

[@Ordolph]

I think they're ignoring stuff that's intentionally rude, otherwise this whole video would just be Conker

[@nolongeraperson]

​@@Ordolphor anything from GTA

[@Papanza295]

I'm honestly surprised Mad Max isn't on the list. With Names such as Scabrous Scrotus, Rictus Erectus, Pink Eye, Gaspa Grope, Rim Jobbie, Stump Grinder, Cock Locka, and Tweak Rod, It should be at number one.

[@Ovetupp]

I can only imagine how long this took to record. Ellen must have giggled herself silly after each take.

[@dexterpearson8689]

I figure either Luke or the production crew couldn't keep quiet themselves. Sometimes you can hear Producer Jon lose it in a few videos. 🤔

[@melissamajoria0]

"Mouthful mode" in Kirby and the Forgotten Land. I can't believe they kept that name...

[@therunawaykid6523]

Yeah and the fact Kirby swallows many kinds of items with that power

[@Kinvarus1]

I have played Dragon Age Origin's numerous times over the years, not once did I give a second thought or even laugh at the fact there was a taint reference, yet during this I did and now I think the next time I play DA:O I won't be able to un-notice it. Thanks Luke and Ellen! :P

[@cccarrow]

GTA's security company Gruppe Sechs is a classic

[@matwetton]

Nothing will ever outshine nurse kuntz in sherlock holmes the awakened

[@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt]

Mike Hunt from GTA radio

[@carlsiouxfalls]

Probably can't get either OX channel to say that though.

[@PKFlashOmega]

Always loved that we had to rely on fan translations of FFV for a while in the west, thus providing with main character Butz (whose element, for extra sophomoric chuckles, is wind)

[@sebastianwlodarczyk]

Weirdly I can't recall any in-game innuendos at this moment- but I can tell you that in 1991 (so, same vintage as "Spanky's Quest") came out an Amiga game called "P.P. Hammer and His Pneumatic Weapon". Also, for some reason, ZX Spectrum port of "Bomberman" was called "Eric and the Floaters":)

[@ferd617]

That was also the era when LucasArts gave us the legend of Zack McKracken - which _isn't_ actually rude, but sure sounds like it is!

[@voldrik1364]

Another good one is the Dark Souls boss Ceaseless Discharge, or as he's called in Japanese, Tadare Tsudzukeru Mono which translates as "the thing that's always sore".

[@salvation120]

When Dragon Age came up, I immediately expected the Tingler ring. The Taint didn't even occur to me! 😂

[@mbeaglewolf418]

It really doesn't sound that scandalous to me either, but maybe that's just bc english isn't my first language.

[@sophiacousland3452]

It has to do with male anatomy. That’s all I’ll say without getting too graphic.

[@craigf1tz]

​@@mbeaglewolf418English is my first language, but I'm still trying to work it out. Perhaps "taint" means something different to the kids these days

[@marykateharmon]

@@craigf1tz Honestly, the euphemism is not the most common and honestly I have a feeling it's an older or more British focused name than ones that most people would be familiar with. So it can get past the radar easier.

[@lued123]

​@@mbeaglewolf418"Taint" is a euphemism for the area between the butt and genitals.

[@82tonypr]

"How bad can these be?" Proceeds to giggle all the way through, but Absolutely lose it at "You are called upon to sbmit yourself to the Taint." 😂😂😂

[@jaredcrabb]

Mine was Ellen trying to hard to keep a straight face at "Crean the Rabbit."

[@kevinwelch6506]

I'd say something about maturity here, but. You know full well we all laughed hysterically at this video 😂

[@WrathOfGrapesN7]

At about 69% of the video, lol.

[@mattyt1961]

I will say that everyone needs to grow up, this is juvenile and not funny. Do as I say, not as I do because I was WII'ing myself laughing :D... it's ok, I know the way out

[@Mulbert]

After we got our Wii console Dad always thought it the height of hilarity to say "I'm going for a wee...a NINTENDO Wii!" He's since passed on but the da jokes are eternal

[@Kotatchi]

A more literal one, but I just lost it in the super serious opening cutscene of Elden Ring when I heard "THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER" 😅

[@pockylovingranger]

I watched the Lies of P demo where Luke and Ellen lost it at the “P Organ” and it’s still hysterical xD

[@otani_gabri]

It's not a game, it is hardware, but I can't believe any Mexican/Latino worker in Nvidia never told them that CuLitho means "little ass" in Spanish

[@SamJ.J.]

What type of hardware is it? Cause CuLitho makes me think Copper-Lithium battery, which I'm pretty sure doesn't exist. Also shout out to "hardware" and all the jokes it has spawned over the years.

[@ferd617]

@@SamJ.J. It actually isn't hardware, it's a hardware-design library. "cuLitho" == computational lithography (chip layout), the "cu" being their standard CUDA prefix.

[@ThankYouCityOfficial]

I know this is a call back to an older video but the main character of Red Ocean being called Jack Hard has to rate pretty highly in the list of unfortunate names.

[@historicflame972]

The real worst name in Lies of P is the fact that the true ending is called '*Rise* of P' Which is an accurate summary of how I reacted when Laxasia's 2nd phase started

[@ka-mai]

Does... does the P-organ rise in that one? I already regret asking.

[@historicflame972]

@@ka-mai I mean he gets to lie down on Sophia's lap so The jury's currently still out

[@Jordan-kq3qw]

​@historicflame972 the jury will be back with an answer sometime early December.

[@Thecatbehindtheslaughtering]

Youngest Black Rabbit better

[@raymondo7315]

Solid Snake. Metal Gear Solid. Say it. Solid Snake. Tell me that can't mean something dirty. A soldier known for espionage. Sneaking into tight, sometimes damp places.

[@AndrewsYoutube]

'7 Days to Die' has a business location in it called 'Munchz Carpet'. That one makes me chuckle every time I see it. 🤣

[@DJDroz-gh5nt]

I just had to bring this up for this video because how could I not? Backstory: Transformers Beast Wars has a character named Waspinator, in its sequel series Beast Machines his spark, a Cybertronian equivalent to a soul, is used to power a new character named Thrust, years later someone decided to create a toy that was a hybrid of the two and you can probably guess the name. Goes without saying that, if you ever decided to branch out beyond videogames and revisit this topic "Thrustinator" would be a great contender. I hope they make him a playable character just so he'd be eligible for another take on this topic.

[@NimbleTack]

This is going back just a couple of short year to the mid-1980s, but everyone was playing a really tough flip-screen platformer called - Jet Set Willy. A game so tough that it was actually impossible to finish. It was a rock hard Willy. Unless, of course, you Poked it a bit.

[@makarabaduk1754]

Ahhh, happy times watching miner Willy dropping into unsafe places until all my life was gone.

[@lilianlepesme6935]

"Cream the rabbit? I 'ardly know her!", though I also liked the subtle "everytime the subject, err, comes up" at 2:02

[@LateSleeper]

Remember Yooka Laylee? They had a character who's a snake named Trouser.

[@therunawaykid6523]

Indeed, and a boat in the game was called the bat ship crazy

[@jaredcrabb]

I think that was in one of their videos (maybe someone elses, but I really dont watch others).

[@AdamusPrime24]

Once again I take an opportunity to bring up the most powerful weapon in the original Ratchet & Clank game, the 'RYNO'...A reference to a powerful animal, you'd think, but it's also an acronym for 'Rip You a New One'. And that's even before we get to the majority of sequel subtitles: Going Commando, Up Your Arsenal, Size Matters, Quest for Booty, A Crack in Time, Full Frontal Assault... Insomniac were very full of teen-humour...The latest title 'Rift Apart' seems very tame in comparison (unless you apply to...OH WAIT THERE IT IS)

[@enlongjones2394]

On the subject of console names, there’s also the Xbox One. Which people were calling the “XBONE” within a day.

[@DodWilEcton]

Might be a stretch, but: Big Metal Unit. A comedy magical item you could get in Baldur’s Gate 2’s expansion, but only (legitimately) by exporting a character all the way from Baldur’s Gate 1, and collecting the three sets of pantaloons hidden throughout the Bhaalspawn Saga…

[@Techhunter_Talon]

My contribution: In MotorStorm Pacific Rift for the PS3, there's a racer by the name of 'Willy Pecker'. That is all.

[@Nynzy]

I have played so much Dragon Age over my lifetime and never once did the taint being said the way it was ever cross my mind as well, what it is... Ah, the blissful joys of being young and innocent~ T.T

[@coffeekat5066]

Hey I found one of Andy's super secret hidden videos, that wasn't so hard! Time to enjoy.

[@kallasantysanty6092]

Ian Paul Freeley (I. P. Freeley) From Rise of the Triad comes to mind. Also Lo Wang from Shadow Warrior series, weird name (also his brother is called Hung Lo...).

[@jaredcrabb]

Rise of the Triad very well knew what they weree doing.

[@frodobaggins7710]

In Crash of the Titans, you can take control of the larger monsters by "jacking" them

[@Elesario]

After all this "taint" energy, I'm reminded of a great joke from Gary Delany: The area between the front and back of a Nando's is called the Peri-Perineum