Where could my fish have gone? Suspiciously fish shaped bird:
@reducedfaticecreamisjustde144711 күн бұрын
I don't get it
@SmokeyTube10 күн бұрын
I get it
@zabbok3 ай бұрын
What does fish taste like? This bird: I don't know.
@MrBird23 ай бұрын
🤣
@rockysoft2227Ай бұрын
😂
@anonymoustroll243225 күн бұрын
They dont have teeth nor tounge
@lamar31025 күн бұрын
Lol...that is accurate and way too funny 🤣
@natureofnina3724 күн бұрын
@@anonymoustroll2432 They have small tongues
@robinkithan55193 ай бұрын
Now this bird is 50% fish 50% bird
@user-zi5cp1um4w3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@hiandhello41833 ай бұрын
more like 100% stomach before and after
@nupogodimetal60043 ай бұрын
A penguin 🤣
@princevazhakalam16643 ай бұрын
This bird daily eating more than 5 Kg fish.
@danielavelino99063 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@atuljaiswal13223 ай бұрын
Taste - 0 Nutrients - 100.
@A.Dude.19 күн бұрын
It's a "woke" bird!
@Ninjaananas13 күн бұрын
@@A.Dude. You call everything woke.
@A.Dude.13 күн бұрын
@@Ninjaananas "Woke" is funny, since only the deranged are as such... This bird is deranged, which qualifies it to be a "woke" bird... (LOL!!!)
@GuessWhoScience864012 күн бұрын
@@Ninjaananas You wake me up
@Ninjaananas12 күн бұрын
@GuessWhoScience8640 I guess that makes you woke.
@mitchellkulis8953 ай бұрын
He started out as a duck. Left as a penguin.
@Aorun721 күн бұрын
Cormorant
@mitchellkulis89521 күн бұрын
@Aorun7 thanks, it was just for the joke.
@Lil_Douche18 күн бұрын
Maybe he is a hybrid species?
@mho...10 күн бұрын
Penuck? or Duguin?
@sandersson28139 күн бұрын
Bombay Duck
@borbonic3 ай бұрын
Doubled his weight in seconds. Without steroids
@Lalluram13313 ай бұрын
Hahaha
@fp75373 ай бұрын
Lol
@eestaashottentotti22423 ай бұрын
Now that it cannot fly, some land predator also increased its weight without steroids.
@cheesebusiness3 ай бұрын
But there is a nuance…
@bulbigood65583 ай бұрын
Fish diet is a best diet then
@CrestedSaguaro5203 ай бұрын
It's amazing that this bird has the ability to do this without choking to death.
@larifari43713 ай бұрын
Cus he can't breez thru his buthole.
@PRR-xx2hp3 ай бұрын
Birds have no connection between breathing and swallowing. They cannot suck, which is why you see birds lifting their head so the water runs down on its own. With no connection, they also cannot choke.
@xurxopineiroalvarez70703 ай бұрын
De hecho sí mueren cormoranes intentando tragar peces demasiado grandes.
@airborne56423 ай бұрын
@@PRR-xx2hpNature is amazing.
@flesz_3 ай бұрын
@@PRR-xx2hp so they breathe through skin ?
@rexbanner76113 ай бұрын
When you only have a ten minute lunch break.
@kathrynion3 ай бұрын
Don't you mean 10 second lunch break? 😂
@WaytoomuchRussianTrolls3 ай бұрын
😂
@Gonzolife3 ай бұрын
Cloaka instead ashol
@cynthiadavis4713 ай бұрын
😂😂
@emilywang54023 ай бұрын
Ten minutes are more than enough,this feels like a 1 minute lunch break
@jameselsing40173 ай бұрын
Good thing for all of us that cormorants are not proportionately sized and about seven feet tall.
@JTKING101-cf5oy3 ай бұрын
Nah fr ☠️
@rickkcir210 күн бұрын
We got hands. They'd be getting chestbursted if they tried doing that to humans lol
@senisevmek19934 күн бұрын
@@rickkcir2 when faced with a baby or child the outcome would not be good 😂
@Doomreb3 ай бұрын
he decided to taunt the fish with some water at the end. 'you thirsty?'
@litjellyfish3 ай бұрын
“ i like to Keep my food fresh as long as possible”
@michaelmichaelagnew850322 күн бұрын
That would be trolling not taunting.
@Onigirli21 күн бұрын
@@michaelmichaelagnew8503 That feels like an imaginary distinction
@SUPPLEGENIUS16 күн бұрын
@@Onigirli Taunting is trolling with the intention of getting someone to attack you. Trolling is a art.
@demoniccheesepuff27413 күн бұрын
Me: Has anyone seen my 50cm fish? I swear I left it right here. Conspicuously-fish-shaped-cormorant:
@truthreignsforever92863 ай бұрын
After it was done: “ Gee whiz, I can hardly move “
@csuporj3 ай бұрын
It's a cargo plane.
@Jeaniewtlbh23 күн бұрын
theres also a moment where he cant breath
@BishalBDS19953 ай бұрын
The morning shit must be crazy
@winstonong9593Ай бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing!
@A.Dude.19 күн бұрын
Mostly so if you find it on your car...
@tanatos54 күн бұрын
When the time comes for the business: Humans: Something smells fishy here.. Birb: 🦢
@gmc46653 ай бұрын
No salt..no peper...Just plain fish swallowing.
@Lock4843 ай бұрын
He must be Bri'ish 😂😂😂
@robotnikkkk0013 ай бұрын
...BUT STILL .....THERE'S beak AND TOO WIDE,SO DEEP THROAT WILL PLEASURE ONLY A horse ......BUT I WOULDVE WATCH THIS ANYWAYS,HEHE
@verocimil3 ай бұрын
@@Lock484 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@anotherfreediver36393 ай бұрын
Not even any tartare sauce ... really roughing it!
@rsuriyop3 ай бұрын
Pelicans would surely be impressed with this bird.
@johnshooter47633 ай бұрын
The pelican would probably swallow it next 😊
@Lock4843 ай бұрын
The pelican: "We raised him well my dear 🤧" 😂😂😂
@EK-tb6ui3 ай бұрын
@@johnshooter4763 The pelican would probably swallow both of them.
@ArranVid3 ай бұрын
The seagull too, lol.
@philippark38813 ай бұрын
Stepping noise is cute.
@Chicago311zero3 ай бұрын
Imagine thinking you’re back in water.. only to find out it’s stomach acid
@НикитаБелов-л6у3 ай бұрын
!!!
@AsifKhan-hf9zy21 күн бұрын
fish: "o cool, a submarine ride........."
@lDotley3 ай бұрын
I wonder how long it takes this bird to digest such a large fish. You'd think that would be uncomfortable.
@SLIM_DICKINSON3 ай бұрын
2 hours
@ДамирЗакиров-ъ1н2 ай бұрын
Я тоже задумывался над этим вопросом😊
@boagoa2822 ай бұрын
12-24 hours.
@Jacob-y1nАй бұрын
@@SLIM_DICKINSON Hey dick remember me ? we went to school together in the 1980s
@username2315619 күн бұрын
@@boagoa282I think your answer is more realistic.
@ToddAndrewCole3 ай бұрын
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"
@kannermw3 ай бұрын
The ultimate Alka Seltzer commercial 😂
@ToddAndrewCole3 ай бұрын
@@kannermw Exactly!
@timberwolfdtproductions38903 ай бұрын
Those were the days.
@ToddAndrewCole3 ай бұрын
@@timberwolfdtproductions3890 Yeah, I guess I'm dating myself.
@litjellyfish3 ай бұрын
Sooo… how would you expect it to eat it? Hold it with a foot and peck it? Those birds really can’t do that with this type of beaks
@jonmacdonald53453 ай бұрын
That dump later had to be epic 😂😂😂
@r1bew423 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Massive!!!!
@andyz39253 ай бұрын
It's digestive system is so intense that only a fraction of it is disposed. It's been said that it's like spitting a raison or two.
@staffeyx3 ай бұрын
@@andyz3925 what about the bones?
@andyz39253 ай бұрын
@@staffeyx you got me on that one.
@PESCEKebabbaro3 ай бұрын
@@staffeyxthey probably get digested too. Our stomach can also do that, even if we dispose more
@robinkithan55193 ай бұрын
When she said its her first time..
@greeneyesfromohio41033 ай бұрын
Bro 😂😂😂
@zamu68753 ай бұрын
Stop
@TheBachB3 ай бұрын
Uggh I know you're only making a joke, but I hate this comment. Honestly who wants a girl who has no idea what she's doing? Only the most insecure men need to sleep with virgins. Get yourself a girl with some experience, you won't regret it.
@Leo-mj1mt3 ай бұрын
@@zamu6875She didn't stop lmao
@SDtraining6273 ай бұрын
Goddamn
@FelisBX73 ай бұрын
Pokemon company: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN
@ArranVid3 ай бұрын
Cormorant used swallow It was super effective! Fish fainted Cormorant gained 1000 exp Cormorant went to level 100!!!
@foreverpainful3 ай бұрын
i love cramorant lmao
@iiCounted-op5jx3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Oraanu2 ай бұрын
This should be the #1 comment
@reptilrrudy23892 ай бұрын
@@ArranVid the fish is Magikarp because it's a common carp (C. carpio)
@alanmorris76693 ай бұрын
You're not you when you're hungry.
@ДамирЗакиров-ъ1н2 ай бұрын
Самый лучший слоган для такой ситуации😅😂
@tyruku183 ай бұрын
Found the real life Cramorant, guys.
@BobbyAngmalaysiaАй бұрын
Human: "how did it taste?" Bird: "what?"
@PJB-ks9vn3 ай бұрын
I guess that may have been the inspiration for the Pokémon Cramorant!
@gurvmlk3 ай бұрын
I knew it had to be based on something, but didn't know that the name was so similar to an actual bird.
@ХушнудГаниев-п5ч3 ай бұрын
Перевести на узбекский
@ArranVid3 ай бұрын
Obviously lol
@Azio66614 күн бұрын
No duh
@DemPilafian10 күн бұрын
According to one website, _"Cramorant is a gluttonous Pokémon with an instinctive desire to swallow anything whole."_
@robnhood14163 ай бұрын
Finally, I can accept the fact that bird is a dinosaur.
@younggutta2733 ай бұрын
this bird big stepping after that meal 😂😂😂
@pemj73603 ай бұрын
Brings a whole new meaning to taking it deep lol
@Unknown.User.543 ай бұрын
Plot twist: In that fish is another earlier eaten fish, in which another smaller, and another, and another... and in the last fish is a shrimp, in which another...
@jamesofallthings36842 ай бұрын
Not really a plot twist just more of s fact of life.
@RaptureMusicOfficial20 күн бұрын
It's no "plot twist". It's nature.
@TenorMan9610 күн бұрын
0:40 If you pause it there, the bird looks like a giraffe LMAO
@marknewton37653 ай бұрын
Did you know that Japanese fishermen put chains of bells round a cormorants neck to prevent it from swallowing the fish...
@wirawansaputraimade44193 ай бұрын
It's actually Chinese, and they don't use chain but grass roots.
@cameddy40813 ай бұрын
So do the Chinese -
@ArranVid3 ай бұрын
Bloody fishermen
@allankayali13733 ай бұрын
Me when im at school and has a 2 minute snack break:
@phattjohnson17 күн бұрын
*have. Stay in school mate.
@snicklefritzed3 ай бұрын
That "you ain't going nowhere" hook at the end of that beak
@Greg-ur8cv3 ай бұрын
When does it get hungry again ? How long does it take ?
@Paulo-pi8sn3 ай бұрын
They eat an average 1lb / 500g a day so I'd say 48h
@vitorhugo-zaryАй бұрын
One week 😂😂
@moussaouimokrane3 ай бұрын
Hey Sir , what are you doing for a living ? " I swallow fish for a living , look at that " Whaou!Great !
@ss_GOAT3 ай бұрын
Deep throat swallow just got a new meaning 😅
@robotnikkkk0013 ай бұрын
...YESSS.....BUT STILL...FITS ONLY DUDES LIKE *MANDINGO* OR JUST A horse .....WOULDVE ACTUALLY WATCH WHAT'LL HAPPEN
@namelessone99413 ай бұрын
> Netflix and Chill > 5 mins into the show Her:
@LetsGoMets129213 ай бұрын
Yes sir that's the goal.lol
@kaidanalenko52223 ай бұрын
Bigo and sxst
@KishorTwist3 ай бұрын
Oh ho ho ho ho…
@JTKING101-cf5oy3 ай бұрын
@@kaidanalenko5222 how? It's a joke
@jc70373 ай бұрын
Don’t flatter yourself lmao
@TONGA093 ай бұрын
me: r u a virgin? her: yeah... 5 minutes later:
@edd8682 ай бұрын
Scary thought, this is probably how dinosaurs ate smaller animals. No chewing, just straight up swallowed whole
@christopherbako3 ай бұрын
Oh, boy. Mr. Bird needs a Therapist.
@BrentHoyte3 ай бұрын
The walking after it ate the fish was epic!😂
@maureenm84623 ай бұрын
Looks like he belongs in jurassic park
@RaptureMusicOfficial20 күн бұрын
Birds are modern day dinosaurs. For that I love them.
@szilardfineascovasa614415 күн бұрын
Ha! Finally, a fish wearing a bird costume.
@dasdguy76063 ай бұрын
Finish up with a sip of water. Classy.
@ifishcatfishАй бұрын
Yum! - You got anything for desert too?
@santhoshreddy705517 күн бұрын
Nowadays viewers should mandatorily read comments 🤣🤣🤣
@jamiller833 ай бұрын
I rescued a cormorant not long ago. I was boating around and say something splashing around by some logs. Went and looked and there was the cormorant. One of his feet was trapped in the wood. His leg was broken. I put a glove on and rescued him. He swam off. I still see him. With one leg now.
@juliangrant97183 ай бұрын
Can't even bend his neck!
@iGarage9 күн бұрын
What does fish taste like? This bird: HUGE.
@javastream50153 ай бұрын
How long does he stay saturated?
@fekialu90183 ай бұрын
i think a week
@cornpopwasabaddude4729Сағат бұрын
That bird swallowed the entire family's dinner.
@douglaspinsak12463 ай бұрын
You want to show us how fast it eats, but you play the video on slow-mo=🤦♂️
@MattH-t3e8 күн бұрын
2 pound bird: _swallows fish half its size_ 200 pound human: _chokes on jellybean_
@DDDD-of3hv3 ай бұрын
its like me around a pasta dish..... Gulp.... and then sip some water... say AHHHHHHH, then go snooze for a while lol
@MrFerretYT200412 сағат бұрын
Literally Cramorant in real life. This bird literally swallowed that whole fish up like a snake eating an egg.
@calculatedrisk23383 ай бұрын
Choking. Never heard of it. What’s that.
@hkumar73403 ай бұрын
I am pretty sure that I saw a good-sized fish at the beginning of this video clip... Where did it go?
@Doug-n2k3 ай бұрын
And then he's looking for something sweet for dessert.
@area52music23 күн бұрын
That is..... EXACTLY how I would expect this bird that looks like this, to walk after eating a fish bigger than itself.
@BioncaPearl3 ай бұрын
“When you eat just to survive”
@vatoloco58153 ай бұрын
You are a smoooookin hottie dayum! 🔥
@David.Ephraim2 ай бұрын
Its like man-bear-pig, only fish-bird-thief
@davida4723 ай бұрын
At least he enjoyed it...I guess.
@sytran666Ай бұрын
how long does it take to digest and exit?
@georgekiilu3 ай бұрын
Some water to slide it down
@QU141.3 ай бұрын
"My girl aint that freaky bro" The girl in question:
@ilkiwi2 ай бұрын
👍🏻
@edwardTisk-ix8nj3 ай бұрын
Q #1: How? Q #2: Why? Q #3: How?
@a.m.62082 күн бұрын
I guess the Heimlich maneuver is not necessary, it went straight down the drain!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@Persianking003 ай бұрын
"It's my first time" She said
@emperorzizen10816 сағат бұрын
Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone’s daughter:
@massimocicoria75913 ай бұрын
Nello stomaco che ha ? Una cisterna di acido cloridrico ? Saluti dall'Italia
@daniellyons626915 күн бұрын
This bird is busy doubling his bodyweight and meanwhile, I got trouble swallowing pills.
@sax43023 ай бұрын
Она так и крокодила заглотит😅
@bibudibushanbardabaji85843 ай бұрын
А представьте, что было в эпоху денозавров!
@robotnikkkk0013 ай бұрын
..НО!!!НАСЧОТ члена....ДУМАУ ТАМА слишкам ширако И КЛЮВ ешо,ТАК ЩО ТОК *_КОНю_* НОРМ БУТ ...КХЕКХЕ
@dewilderdbetter24 күн бұрын
It's not surprising when you realize a bird is just a snake with feathers.
@fleemos3 ай бұрын
He ate the fish and then turned into a penguin 😂
@TimSlee112 күн бұрын
It's that dinosaur DNA still left over in them
@DRONEALD3 ай бұрын
Who ever decides to give this bird a fish that size 🤦♂️
@SciManPhil3 ай бұрын
Ikr. Totally wrong....
@anisah937483 ай бұрын
cormorants can eat whole fish! They have expandable throat pouches called gular skin, which allows them to swallow fish much larger than the diameter of their throats. They often swallow fish head first to make it easier to consume.
@DRONEALD3 ай бұрын
@@anisah93748 i know birds. But you don't have to push it to the limit. Especially not in captivity, just to make a 'fun' and scoring video for youtube. This is just bad. If this bird would dive to catch this fish, he would never be able to bring it to air and swallow it. Thats the point. These birds fly, dive, eat and fly out of the water and sit to let their wings dry again. No way he would have survived this in nature.
@QU141.3 ай бұрын
@@DRONEALDThe big fish is good for the cormorant. If you don't know anything about this particular species of bird, then why make comments like this? Do your research first. Because not only is this going to feed the bird for a long time, there are no downsides. It can't choke because of the nature of the cormorant, it can still fly, do all of it's activities, etc...
@DRONEALD3 ай бұрын
@@QU141. i bet your ass can handle a really huge cucumber. It will be able to shove it right in, it might be healthy for you and you'll be still able to walk, maybe even swim and cycle. But comfortable it wojldnt be i reckon. But yeah, whatever you want mate. I'd reckomend some smaller parts of cucumber, when neccesary spread over a longer time.
@rickwilson65543 ай бұрын
Rented a cottage in Germany next to a woods in 2016. Locals said it was Cormorant living in the woods that loudly shrieked like a demon every night.
@janb.20253 ай бұрын
This was an owl. Cormorans don't shriek. Sure it was a Waldkauz.
@kannermw3 ай бұрын
Maybe it was the assistant gym teacher from the first Porkys movie😂
@rickwilson65543 ай бұрын
That is interesting. Thank you for clarifying! @@janb.2025
@feuerling16 күн бұрын
@janb.2025 Waldkäuze don't really shriek. They have cute, melodious voices. Barn owls are the ones that sound like demons.
@HanginInSF3 ай бұрын
He takes second place, right behind your mom
@ZxSpectrum77713 күн бұрын
How long had he not been fed before that?
@andyz39253 ай бұрын
He doesnt believe in teeth.
@boxsterman7718 күн бұрын
But he believes in gizzards and strong stomach acids.
@Kadeneditor14 күн бұрын
If camorants were as tall as humans, that'd be a different story..
@SunLISunTube3 ай бұрын
How does this digest? 😛🤣
@piterkadniw673 ай бұрын
Na olbrzymią kupę to się trawi, jak się zesra to pół drzewa usycha na którym najczęściej siedzą te ptaszyska. Mam je w okolicy pod dostatkiem, wyżerają połowę ryb i niszczą okoliczne drzewa. 😢
@huntermulhall48493 ай бұрын
@piterkadniw67 same here in Canada! The cormorant poop overwhelms the islands and leaves only dead trees.
@piterkadniw673 ай бұрын
@@huntermulhall4849 Poland , delta "Świna"
@grishawinner67273 ай бұрын
There must be a hyena in the vicinity for this fella to gobble down a fish bigger than his head in a second 😂
@mahd013 ай бұрын
This is the pokemon Cramorant
@Mooonwithanextrao13 күн бұрын
Cramorant the moment it sees an Arrokuda:
@leoaguinaldo653 ай бұрын
They evolved from dinosaurs.
@LuisSolis-t5n3 ай бұрын
evolution does not exist!
@xvxxvx-s9y15 күн бұрын
i love how his body is now the shape of a fish
@meowmeowbobo3 ай бұрын
I've heard human swallow some chicken bone and die from punctured guts. And then there is this guy. Why are we so weak?
@ayanmanplays456718 күн бұрын
Couldn't this was the bird gamefreak stole for the pokemon universe
@Dragon-v4x21 күн бұрын
How can he swallow something that big without chewing? (I know he can't chew, I'm just wondering why us humans have to do so)
@richalorg52557 күн бұрын
My boy cramorant doing some side quests
@mcemtpockets17753 ай бұрын
How long to digest?
@BasedCaro8 күн бұрын
I like how he washed it down with just a little sip of wata
@Z3rgatul19 күн бұрын
when you took girl from tinder to the restaurant
@Uksidorgje3 ай бұрын
"I'm not that type of pelican"
@dreamcanvas532110 күн бұрын
This is a straight up horror scene for fish.
@michaeljhonny95703 ай бұрын
Cormorant dont season dey food😅
@tonysimon806014 күн бұрын
This pokemon's evolution is kinda weird 😂
@Blackferret6623 күн бұрын
That bird's crop must be enormous to hold a fish that large.