Skyrim Kill Miraak speedrun in

Aka 'Miraak Must Die%' (not the greatest name)
5:19.93 retime
6:24 RTA
World Record on 09/12/19.
www.speedrun.com/skyrim
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[@jsybanez]

Speedrunners are such weird creatures.

[@davidhatcher7016]

Ikr

[@normansidely1278]

J J in a good way

[@jsybanez]

@@normansidely1278 of course

[@irondolphin1559]

Like they on a whole different era

[@kuzkan5576]

+1

[@Novafittt]

*punches horse once* Guard: "You have comm-" Dragonborn: "Take me to jail"

[@kimuchidog]

underrated comment indeed

[@ladyselin35]

When you cant afford food

[@Lolzhero]

Affordable for few likes As long as honest work Now get out

[@colossus1459]

C'mon! I havent got all morning!

[@tobii894]

@@Lolzhero indian speak funny English

[@Creaminaid]

not only did this guy kill miraak in 5 minutes, but he also served jail time, set up marriage for himself and learned fireball. considering we hardly get to riverwood by then thats beyond just impressive

[@patriciogonzalez2886]

still think about that poor bride waiting while my guy was being dragged into a daedric realm by a book with tentacles

[@Phoenix_Down444]

He learned fireball faster than Itachi

[@toddhoward1892]

Groom* ​@@patriciogonzalez2886

[@manipulativeperson7313]

​@@patriciogonzalez2886What? The lad earned that bachelor party.

[@gammadion]

Me in 5 minutes: hmm yes, i think I'll have green eyes this time😂😂

[@nickpatrick7021]

Speeder runner: *meticulously follows a carefully planned route and exact sequence of actions* Bandit: "You picked a bad time to get lost, friend."

[@lucassullivan2109]

Hm yes the speeder runner definitely speeded ranned this time

[@nootube8537]

@@lucassullivan2109 LMAOOOO

[@joyce_rx]

Speedruns in other games: Running, clipping through terrain, doing near to impossible jumps Speedruns in Skyrim: HORSE, THEN FLY

[@rogehmarbi]

Don't forget : MARRIAGE

[@zabelzarock4606]

Then punch a horse.

[@reddeadtryhardbichfromgtay2048]

@@zabelzarock4606 Then go to jail? like wtf ok 😂

[@MrRiddle0]

@@rogehmarbi Yeah I don't get why he needed to do that. Seemed a little needless. But what do I know? It must activate something.

[@jerrymartin7019]

*ZOOMN*

[@mrinalmurali9792]

Even Before He was told he's the Dragonborn He went on and killed the first Dragonborn

[@NorthContact]

Obviously there can only be one!

[@fluxriptide2566]

Hahahaahhaahahahahahahahahaha dude that got me

[@colossus1459]

Like a chad

[@MaddesG1]

What if its like a loop and everytime u kill him u become him and in 5:19 u get killed by someother dude who then becomes u.

[@starwarsrider11]

Big Dick Energy is one hell of a thing

[@TheCool_Guy23]

My man entered Helgen, and 5 minutes later became a god. Now _that's_ efficiency

[@Mickrosoft44]

Ye

[@kevinulrich9815]

Dragonborn: *enters apocrypha and burns miraak alive.* Hermaeus Mora: *sweating* “well if you prove clever enough to uncover the secrets here…”

[@eliahhouck8542]

A tier comment

[@en1gma127]

"Attend your wedding ceremony" *Takes a ship to a completely different province*

[@mompleaser]

Something about this seems so... dark...

[@samuelcrow4701]

"Hey babe sorry I'm late I got tied up on the way and ended up having to kill the champion of a demon god."

[@nicodemoboccia5090]

I always wandered why did he do that? Is not the first speedrunner i've seen doing that

[@vimier]

@@nicodemoboccia5090 same i dont know why thats a thing people do

[@kelptea2703]

@@nicodemoboccia5090 Forgive me of I'm wrong, but I believe it's something to do with when the quest is failed with the player not attending, it skips something with the current quest you are doing.

[@123unknownsoldier126]

“What’s the hurry”

[@aurllcooljay]

Elder Scrolls 6 is in development, that's what's the hurry.

[@perturabo7825]

@aurllcooljay let’s just hope it’s development isn’t being hurried though.

[@aurllcooljay]

@@perturabo7825 And then Todd Howard announces the new game is called "Elder Scrolls 76" and every npc is an online player. >:(

[@Ron-yz4uk]

aurllcooljay ES6 won’t be out till 2021 at the earliest. Still a bit to go.

[@MrHuxley]

@@aurllcooljay that would've worked better than Fallout 76, since a Key Feature isnt changed to find t the Online Aspect.

[@dillonhaynes6427]

3:19 Balimund- "Come to-" Dragonborn- *violently convulses, instantly has all Balimund's gold and leaves* Balimund- "Come back if you need more smithing done" Balimund's mind- *What. The. Fuck.*

[@LTD538]

He actually sells him his own gear lol

[@Battlefield_And_Vibe_Music]

@@LTD538 Could you elaborate on this? I'm burning with curiosity.

[@weirdgamer24]

I'm fucking dying xD

[@LTD538]

@@Battlefield_And_Vibe_Music on PC you can drag npcs items into your own inventory through the menu then if you press sell you sell that item over and over and sell their own gear to them

[@rippedbarny]

0:02 -A literal dragon is raining down hellfire Ralof: "What's the hurry?"

[@jacobhenderson3908]

There wasn’t a single moment I knew what was going on

[@alessandrorpglover]

hell yeah! same here. and how the fuck could he kill that boss at lv 1 and with just one shot??

[@reneibarra198]

The only thing that stuck was him punching a horse

[@looneymar9153]

The only thing i know about skyrim speedruns is that when you unmount from horse while it has its mouth next to the ground you become supersonic warhead and this state transitions through the loads hence him redoing that and loading into solstheim to reach miraaks sanctum

[@looneymar9153]

It's just that huntsman's horse is the most consistent way of doing so because of: 1)being close to helgen 2)spawning consistently (go to the border, wait 1 hour, works every time) 3)having a stone from which you can set your horse into proper position (those are rare)

[@looneymar9153]

For me the most ridiculous thing was that he had shit loads of money

[@joey9385]

“Attend your weddng ceremony” - Jumps off cliff and gets on a boat going to another country

[@karnal3]

He married someone?? When??

[@gretamaromba2627]

Dragonborn is a mgtow.

[@tchoythao1730]

He went to buy milk

[@TheGentleChainsaw]

Alternatively, Dragonborn is so terrified of committing to an actual relationship that standing up his new fiance helps to push him through his adventures even faster.

[@user-hn8dm7bh2o]

Владимир Владимирович?

[@InfamousBananaGoblin]

my favorite parts of this speedrun were when rolof asks you what the hurry is while helgen is getting ravaged by a dragon, punching a horse as soon as you spawn to get jail time, setting up a wedding for some reason only to not show up, traveling to an alternate dimension and instantly killing some kind of evil wizard. i have not played skyrim so this is insanity to me

[@kumguskhan2545]

The wedding part is to break the book's quest a little so it doesnt imobolize you when you enter apocrapha

[@NovaProspekt19]

I have played five skyrim runs with a total if maybe 400 hours and this is still insanity to me

[@spade3779]

@@NovaProspekt19I have well over 1000 hours and trust me I still have no fucking idea what’s going on here lmao

[@jrbp33]

I can only imagine how many hours it took to not only figure this out but to execute it the right way....spending forever to figure out how to play through a game as quick as possible will always be its own brand of crazy genius.

[@withallduerespect3001]

The discovery of these glitches and strategies is often a collective effort. One person finds one or more, shares it, and then others start using it in their runs. Sometimes a record goes unbroken for years until someone finds a new glitch.

[@nackteHintern]

Not so much of a speedrun

[@regil674]

Holy shit, in 5 minutes I choose my nickname

[@Diego-oy5uk]

DA REGIL BEEP no way really?

[@Midnight-wh2bs]

-This is why the name "Prisoner" is clearly the superior name, cause in those 5 minutes you spent naming you could have instead beat the game-

[@randomwords3092]

It took me 40mins to choose one dude xd

[@Cyclopsgaming360]

DA REGIL BEEP fr this guy doesn’t mess around lol

[@oibruv6348]

In 5 minutes I’m a dwarf female Khajit named “xxpu$$ym@ster6969”

[@eoin8274]

Doctor: "You have 5 minutes to live" Waz: "So does Miraak."

[@rumor-936]

That's both hilarious, and epic.

[@gamerhatch9072]

That’s epic

[@JasonHydrea]

First time I've seen somebody use this meme and actually make it funny

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

But it’s 5 minutes IGT not irl :(

[@dingch3699]

Plot twist: U need to start ur computer first

[@QuarterAlive]

“I am Hermaeus Mora…Daedric prince of fate and- wait wait MIRAAK LOOK OUT…..fuck…”

[@REON-pw5ze]

this is like driving without the steering wheel, but the car is a giant hotdog going downhill and you are hand cuffed upside down

[@Something-New-]

Oh nice! He's taking that horse so he can go fas- .. wait what the hell

[@gabrielcostap19]

He did go faster tho lol

[@Sterbenizer]

i think so

[@kakarotsaiyan5867]

Jeeezus thats a lot of what the hell i would say

[@sylph4252]

Horse tilting is fun

[@zenks5883]

that was my logic too lmao i was thinking like, oh nice exploit, horse is faster then his legs ww-wait why are you going on that rock... WATHEFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@JorgeOliveira-ww8ry]

Waz in 5 min: *kills Miraak* Me in 5 min: "or should I pick Nord instead?..."

[@luish8056]

Jorge Oliveira same bro!

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

5 mins in the dragon had just started attacking for me. nah maybe not. i was probably making my khajiit for 20 minutes

[@mylifeaschloe8422]

Takes me about 30 minutes just to think of a name

[@BigAutisticDaddy]

for the name of my current character, I just mashed the dovah words for fire and savage into a plausible name "Yulnriik Fellstar" is what I ended up going as.

[@mylifeaschloe8422]

@@BigAutisticDaddy That's actually pretty fuckin dope. I'll have to try that. Thanks.

[@ThatRandomDudeOnTheCorner]

I love how punching a horse, getting yourself arrested, then getting married are parts of this speedrun

[@ni9ward222]

0:04 Rolof: "What's the hurry?" 😂

[@maxietaxi]

Mom: we eat in 10 minutes This guy: holdup lemme play Skyrim real quick

[@gooddaytunes4295]

Hol up just gonna beat this 25 hour expansion real quick be down in 5.

[@TheMaverick30]

“Imma play it twice I got some time”

[@spaghetti6781]

more accurately mom: we eat in 10 minutes this guy: be there in 5

[@DefaOmega]

Not just play, but beat Skyrim

[@ebobab9564]

@@TheMaverick30 Nah. Be aware that the time spent in loading screens isnt counted

[@arranmacgabhann6103]

Wow he really did it. *Failed: Attend your wedding ceremony* But at what cost.

[@ZephyrUltimate_]

Everything.

[@TheTurtleOfGods]

surprisingly this has been known about by speedrunners, since when you Failed: A quest, it skips whatever cutscene is there... :)

[@beansummoner21]

5:49

[@aaa-qr9yy]

what was the point of trying to get married in this speedrun sum1 explain

[@aaa-qr9yy]

@Imperial Senator Avitus Livius Aquila damn, I've spent nearly 300 hours w skyrim, still learning new stuff bout it lol

[@aidenroman8279]

Doctor: Don't worry, the X-Ray is perfectly safe for you! The doctor as soon as he turns on the X-Ray: 2:31

[@kcorb1660]

I love how hermaeus mora isnt even done introducing himself

[@willowed_Ghost]

studio: "this game provides 200 hours of game pla-" speed runners: "6 minutes, take it or leave it."

[@LucyBelleV]

Speed runner: there is 3 actually

[@willowed_Ghost]

Hacker: *slams the table* "47 seconds."

[@sninjabeast68]

This game has provided me with 7 years of gameplay lmaoo

[@jimbo0386]

games a classic, it will be proving content for the next 10+ years and maybe be dug up in the future and replayed like arena is

[@haliax8149]

@@sninjabeast68 oh, you must be one of those super duper awesome morrowind lovers then?

[@joshualim1339]

When even Hermaeus Mora, Daedric Prince of Knowledge has no idea what the hell just happened

[@KayJune]

Underrated comment 😂

[@solitudeguard3138]

Bruh

[@jacobbrown701]

Possibly the funniest shit I’ve ever heard, literally just started cackling at 4am reading this comment. Comedy 100 to you good sir

[@elitesasquatch]

I'm the 666th person to like what does that mean for me

[@PlayingwithSteve]

Best comment ever 😂

[@simonss13]

My jaw was dropped the entire time I watched this. The hours I've clocked trudging about that frozen wasteland... And on top of it, I literally couldn't once guess what was coming next. Brilliant execution dude holy.

[@punkjunkie]

"What's the hurry" "UHHHH, THE FUCKING DRAGON??!!"

[@fusrodah8627]

In 5 minutes he escaped capture, got married , traveled the world and fulfilled his destiny and I , in 20 years ,haven't even gotten a job ....

[@datenschutzbtw1350]

Same

[@NitroReaper29]

Big Freaking mood and I'm still playing Skyrim 😅

[@sirentyper4457]

Lmao how

[@jimlahey6958]

Get a job you lazy fuckers.

[@Jsquadgamers]

You been banging out those applications but not hearing anything back, I know how that go. Keep your chin up young king you'll get there 💪

[@tizianocuerpo9952]

*punches horse* guard: the worst crime i've seen

[@midnite5351]

Tezhe so you have chosen... death

[@james03pearce]

Stop right there!

[@apirateslifeforme77]

LMFAOOOO

[@definitelynotfierazgz2261]

*thorkell:* hold my axes

[@philmehrart]

The worst crime, yay or neigh?

[@alexafernandahernandezhern5900]

I laughed so hard during the entire video like it's so absurd it's absolute gold hahaha

[@SteelUSA]

Man survived a dragon attack, got engaged, and killed a Dragonborn in 5 minutes.

[@superbigtime]

*gets off horse a little funny* _REACHES DIMENSIONAL PHASING VELOCITY_

[@jimcracketowens5319]

Richter Belmont first skyrim horses can climb up vertical walls, and now they can be hyperslingshots. What’s next, they all sprout wings simultaneously and become pegasi?

[@wattboat]

Anyone know why he had to get married?

[@techpriestemily]

@@wattboat Breaks the scripting for Miraak's cutscene when it fails at that exact time, from what I hear.

[@jaketheberge1970]

@@jimcracketowens5319 I'm sure there's a mod for that.

[@blacksheepx2660]

There is noting as such as "dimesional phasing velocity", he just broke the codes of the game and glitched out of the map

[@RennyLu]

"Did you speedrun the game?" "Yes" "What did it cost?" "My wedding with Macurio"

[@phdcmd]

Why wedding Marcurio? I don't get it. What is the profit?

[@jyggalag169]

@@phdcmd location to the priest marrying plus a glitch involving strategically failing a quest so you can move during cutscenes

[@Bonk4Me]

@@jyggalag169 I love how that explains it but doesnt clear up anything

[@jyggalag169]

@@Bonk4Me look. This is common to speedruns. In Majoras Mask you used to have to get caught tresspassing and thrown out of the palace onto the fucking moon. In portal 2 you just dont disable the deadly neurotoxin that will kill you, and in minecraft you fail at sleeping.

[@ladyreverie7027]

@@phdcmd I assume because Marcurio is the best male follower and the best male spouse? At least he's my fave.

[@NemesisOgreKing]

I love how at the end he equips Miraak's gear, essentially saying "I'm Miraak now, bitch". 🤣

[@RyeTheWanderer]

3:52: You wish to be ma.. Dragonborn: Yeyeyeyeye skip.

[@lagoz4762]

Hearmaeus mora : so another seeker after knowle- *Kills miraak in 2 seconds* Hermaeus mora : please leave my realm

[@danielneumeister1699]

Lagoz how is it possible to kill him so fast?

[@will0wizp923]

@@danielneumeister1699 he casted f i r e b a l l

[@dogukanberkkaya696]

cast fireball. but he is m i r a a k i said i cast fireball

[@ricardoelectronicsrepair]

enemy: level 1😂

[@bojyoohoo]

@@danielneumeister1699 enemies scale with level, fireball is op at level 1. I'm assuming.

[@tastyambergers9327]

The irony that this expansion adds the ability to tame and ride dragons, despite the fact that Nords have already conquered the skies with the power of horse.

[@bojyoohoo]

He was a high elf according to the saves he loaded.

[@luminatron]

@@bojyoohoo Very high elf.

[@8secondsago783]

both of you made me laugh the hardest I have in a long time

[@SiNCry0]

^

[@pinkment6824]

wait how do you ride dragons? i've never heard of this before

[@ArcticaQuantum]

highlight of the run: ralof immediately saying "what's the hurry?" as the fucking world eater is launching full firebolts straight at him

[@Kasamyst]

Even Hermaeus Mora was shocked, man didn't even finish his speech after seeing miraak get eviscerated in 0.1 seconds

[@AnimalSlices]

“You picked a bad tiᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ˡᵒˢᵗ ᶠʳ-“

[@calcifer3674]

made my day! :D

[@mr.washingtonsbuddy.8454]

@Shout Born Enlighten us with your spear-sharp wit

[@cybersaiyan9596]

megalovania's cut short

[@darkgolden3250]

How to you have the small text?

[@ghoultooth]

@@darkgolden3250 Magicka

[@GoEvenHarder]

You know the speedrun is legit when you hear "what's the hurry?" 1 second after the game starts.

[@megagemboss9281]

Haha

[@jeff-hd9og]

Lol

[@thegreatandmightyseff7214]

I thought it was “Hey you your finally awake”

[@snow5772]

@@thegreatandmightyseff7214 thats a stupid ass unoriginal comment. I would insult you as well as insulting the comment but alas, I am heterosexual.

[@matthewdipenta592]

@@snow5772 what you just said bud, that there, was fucking gay

[@ShogunRyuusha]

I, am Hermaeus Mora.. Prince of Fate, and Lord HAVE MERCY WHAT THE FUCK DRAGONBORN?

[@AnExtremelyRadicalisedDraugr]

This masterpiece has been recommended to me three years later. I gladly watched it again.

[@karlob4601]

"You picked a bad time to get lost, friend" Waz: "I'm several parallel universes ahead of you."

[@alexandersawatzky7384]

would like, but 669 so

[@Bozothcow]

I'm not lost at all sucker!

[@omarasfari4974]

Nice reference

[@ICCUWANSIUT]

Frost come back, it’s been broken.

[@asterozoan]

They're called Kalpas, friend.

[@flergyburgerson4963]

*appears out of nowhere and punches horse* “You have committed cri-“ *vanishes*

[@korpen2858]

**Teleports behind you** _"Nothing personal, horse"_

[@deletdis6173]

@@korpen2858 *NANI!?*

[@fedehagen6801]

Lmfao

[@scaladeUK]

@@deletdis6173 NEIGH-NI?!*

[@deletdis6173]

@@scaladeUK 😂Nice

[@Jinouga502]

Mom: "We're leaving in 5 minutes." Kid: "Bet."

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

Alduin speaking in dragon tongue *"What the fuck was that?"*

[@darklaughter59]

“You don’t understand marrying Marcurio is absolutely necessary for my plans”

[@bosniaforever]

Disappointing Marcurio, more like it.

[@siliarin2337]

why really?

[@ariaa.9428]

Morux the Archiver yes

[@timvj9808]

@@bosniaforever I'm an apprentice wizard! Not a pack mule!!

[@jamescarrotcsl8]

@@siliarin2337 it's so you can move during dialog

[@kaijin713]

Imagine being a Daedric Prince, and some random guy in rags with magic popped in to your dimension, killed your champion, stole from his corpse, and proceeded to tea bag his body.

[@cryingcrane8173]

Sheogorath is jealous of Hermaeus Mora's new champion

[@plzdntfukup913]

Must be Sheogoraths doing..

[@rumor-936]

I think I'd shit myself, to be completely honest.

[@xananymous431]

@@cryingcrane8173 Hermaus to sheogorath "What madness is this!"

[@FirstnameLastname-bz8wg]

I... Did not foresee this..

[@DirtiestofDans]

Ralof: “What’s the hurry?” is probably the best way to open a speed running video lol

[@Vamp601]

"I am Hermaeus Mora-" *kills miraak* *Hermaeus stops talking*

[@fenrix155]

This guy got engaged faster than I was able to say hi to my crush

[@steorrav]

pfffttttt

[@howdoifindaname2743]

Dragonborn with a capital D, if you know what I mean

[@fabianreder9780]

@@howdoifindaname2743 ragonborn, because the crush is getting the D 😏

[@faridkhan6037]

No kidding! You elicited a laugh out of me🤣

[@thisisntsergio1352]

Bro what was the point of getting engaged? Genuinely wondering

[@abk5828]

Miraak : Hey babe wanna come over? Dragonborn : I can't I'm studying Miraak : My parents aren't home

[@shriekingskeleton]

Ba so, the dragonborn rushed home to kill his boyfriend?

[@davidhatcher7016]

@@shriekingskeleton yes

[@demonguy5082]

Should have : I can't, I'm bout yo executed

[@Tleanantz]

@@shriekingskeleton Dagoth Ur: Hey babe wanna come see the heart chamber? Nerevarine: I can't I'm filling my release identification Dagoth Ur: The Tribunal wasnt here Nerevarine:

[@pyrorock8143]

Dragonborn: 5:19

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

This should qualify as comedy, I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

[@stickboy9679]

I come back to this video every once in a while and it never ceases to amaze and confuse me

[@psychoembraced6210]

"Boss music starts playing" Miraak: wait..that's not my music

[@hisyamhasbi8257]

Lmaao

[@bigsmoke7389]

Lol xdxdxdxddxdddddd

[@HealwaysRemembers.]

🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@thepowerlies]

He was dead before he could say: sh*t

[@longyangchang6513]

Comments like this makes my day !!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@shayrobinson4440]

Miraak is actually dead from the beginning of the quest, and we fight this guy instead.

[@JB00GIE22]

I demand more likes on this comment

[@eyeamthesolesbee4998]

lmfao

[@ALEXANDERATTACK]

@@JB00GIE22 I made it 400

[@BenjaminGoose]

ay lmao lemonfowl

[@ozaru8763]

LMAO

[@Nedofilosof]

Ты крут! Очень техничные и выверенные до миллисекунд движения, ты достоин максимального уважения! Кстати, спасибо за способ пропускать диалоги - иногда от них тошнит)

[@gypeHb]

ЛАБАНАВ!!!!

[@PCux-jy2dc]

Hermaeus Mora: So, another seeker- [Death] Hermaeus Mora: Hey, I'm not even finish the sen- -Thank you for playing this dlc

[@jordanwalters3763]

Priest: who would you like to be married too? Speedrunner: now

[@noahhowell7253]

Jordan Walters I’m fucking wheezing

[@Jordodude14]

Oh my god I cantyjjsw breathejekand

[@jordanwalters3763]

@@Jordodude14 Oy! Why do you got ma name!

[@jordanwalters3763]

@@noahhowell7253 are you ok? Might wanna get your inhaler

[@mohammadshibli8163]

LMAO

[@KnifesIOS]

Hermaeus wasn’t even done introducing himself before mirak was deleted

[@grodcoyote6635]

Dragonborn basically said: "fuck you Hermaeus, you ain't getting my soul! I can do it myself, watch!"

[@MrGabbyBlart]

Lmfao 😂

[@nk6971]

"I AM HERMAEUS MORA, PRINCE OF FATE AND LO- ....... did he just fucking kill miraak"

[@Berriall]

"You picked a bad time to get lost, friend." *Proceeds to shoot and miss*

[@cocieto9537]

After 70 hours of playing this game I finally understand what it's all about, I remember when I started playing skyrim and discovering the power of alchemy and enchanting.

[@disamis6873]

What is it all about?

[@pogisdog1795]

**Helgen literally getting fucking attacked by a dragon** Ralof: What's the hurry?

[@ripoutyourintestines5099]

This was my thought aswell

[@YuiFunami]

he knew it was a speedrun

[@mrwizzygiorosales7930]

My first few minutes in the video and I'm laughing my breath out

[@ihavemyshield]

That's skyrim for you!

[@LuiStep_Music]

The player: *My goals are beyond your understanding*

[@TheScoobydoo12311]

Skyrim Dragonborn DLC: *Offers 30 hours of gameplay* Waz: 5 minutes, take it or leave it

[@lukehorta5115]

Bro, he spent half this time on vanilla content. Lol

[@thepowerlies]

@@lukehorta5115 And half of that on marriage

[@lukehorta5115]

@@thepowerlies Goes to show the kind of troubles marriage usually cause. Lmao

[@Cactuardude]

@John Miller it is fun and cool when you have played the game gor the 3rd time and all 3 of them are at 100% with dlc's included

[@Inski8881]

@@Cactuardude 100% arent possible

[@robertsmolik3149]

That grunt at 4:05 gets me every time

[@underscore5673]

Alternative title: twice convicted random thug defeats the legendary first Dragonborn Miraak immediately after finishing serving his time

[@monan8038]

Waz: Fast travels to Riften Me: "hmm I wonder what he's gonna do?" Waz: *punches horse* Me: _oh_

[@thepowerlies]

@goggles789 Big brain

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIME

[@Samuel-ts4xs]

How are you, monan?

[@monan8038]

@@Samuel-ts4xs Pretty good how are you

[@Samuel-ts4xs]

@@monan8038 pretty good too

[@markcastagna292]

This is my first time watching a Skyrim speedrun and when he got on the horse I thought, "Oh, that's smart, he got a horse so he can travel faster." Little did I know he wouldn't only be traveling faster but traversing through the space time continuum and 50 different parallel universes.

[@random_baffoon6114]

There are so many variations of that glitch but that one was the first i saw which allows going in all directions while being flash, i highly recommend watching these Bethesda game speedruns, the glitches are so confusing and cool

[@TheBenchLord]

I mean, he went faster

[@IceDani09]

@@random_baffoon6114 you can always count on Bethesda when it comes to glitches👍

[@orphanshark6120]

Watch a fnv speedrun mfs be flying in that game

[@arcDicker]

Skyrim horses. Can make you REAL fast.

[@zououoz3588]

I just played skyrim for 1 month and somewhat i found this very hilarious

[@coliosucc7468]

Seeing the character fly off the horse gets me every time. 😭

[@cosmovandam]

I love how once you kill Miraak Hermaeus instantly stops talking as he contemplates wtf just happened

[@-TheLegendHimself-]

He spent all those years trying to find a worthy Dragonborn just for him to get killed by a naked old man with fireballs.

[@Dan-qq6hy]

@@-TheLegendHimself- I couldn't stop laughing LMFAO

[@brunop.8745]

The goddamn Daedric Prince of Knowledge had to stop and process the situation Thats a mood

[@AramGoat]

Not even him could have predicted this outcome

[@XaliberDeathlock]

How the hell he killed Miraak in two hits?

[@bradShank]

I love how he teleported somewhere on the map, punched a horse and was IMMEDIATELY sentenced to jail time

[@chriswithakick]

Assaulting a horse in Skyrim is a federal offence according to FAA laws. The guards take those crimes very seriously. 😂

[@shoeberrypie]

They tightened things up after a certain Cimmerian came through town.

[@max_mittler]

“YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRI-“

[@chilboswaggins5500]

Bro landed the punch as his feet hit the ground.

[@emo_grinch_440]

@@chriswithakick Federal Aviation Administration?

[@fnafmilf]

You're character putting on miraaks clothes and doing a little jig was the highlight of my year

[@bestintheworld568]

Guy parkoured around a dragon, stole a horse, flew across Skyrim by flapping his arms, punched a horse, got arrested, got married, went to Solsteim, went to Oblivion and killed Miraak in 5 minutes. Alduin, meanwhile, is still in Helgen wondering wtf just happened.

[@jaredbashaw3828]

I’m watching this while I’m eating. I was like “Oh okay he’s running... now he’s stealing a horse.” *I look down at my food for like 3 seconds* “Oh he’s in space now.”

[@zalabit927]

Lmao

[@peacedeath1676]

@@zalabit927 LMAO XxxddDXDDDXDDXDDXDDD HAAHAHAHA LMFAOA MA XDD

[@aoaoli]

@@peacedeath1676 you scare me

[@DahnHuan]

for real.. i looked at my phone...

[@HealwaysRemembers.]

@@aoaoli who cares

[@enziovescucci9151]

Speedrunners: constantly loading saving and flying in game. No crash. Me: downloads 1 mod game never starts again.

[@michaeledmunds7266]

Me: *enters menu while casting a spell* *My console ignites*

[@friedgirl8]

Enzio Vescucci truth

[@dovahduke4566]

Lol never starts, my game doesnt save at all anymore

[@Zeina107]

Enzio Vescucci Console catches fire lolol

[@Zeina107]

Reinstal the game terray, if you have an xbox one. Try reinstalling the operating syestum on it. Its a problem with windows ten which causes data to be corrupt.

[@thecorbin2252]

I was like “no way in hell” until I saw him parkour around the dragon

[@BigCheese193]

With the hundreds of hours I’ve played Skyrim, watching speed runs like this have always mesmerized me.

[@goodygowild]

“You picked a bad time to get lost friend!” THIS IS A MAN ON A MISSION LEAVE HIM BE

[@Impalingthorn]

"You picked a bad time to get lost m-holy shit he's gone to plaid..." (Speedrunner starts moving at Ludicrous Speed)

[@thisisntsergio1352]

"we're on a mission from God"

[@Q--FHD]

@@thisisntsergio1352 hahahaha u r legend that's from the blues brothers

[@thisisntsergio1352]

@@Q--FHD haha glad somebody got the reference I've seen that movie a dozen times

[@novatheraven]

Bethesda this is what happens when you don’t give us elder scrolls 6. We can and will break every mechanic of your game

[@as7river]

They're not bugs. They're all features.

[@hexagonnoto6085]

@@as7river Todd: It just work

[@holypotat0]

Can't wait for the remastered remastered remastered version of skyrim on next generation consoles

[@xakune8357]

Lol be expecting to wait a long time for elder scrolls 6. Likely not coming out in 2020 or even 2021. Starfield isn’t even out yet and there’s not much known about it

[@AtlasofSol]

Samurai Goroh 2024

[@miadhajipour]

I just finished playing Skyrim... I saw this video .. now i am heading back to play more .. my head is still spinning because of this crazy speed run

[@joaquindubini3681]

Skyrim is a beautiful game, that I will appreciate for most of my days

[@Mavini94]

He left Hermaeus Mora speechless for a while, that's impressive

[@sheogorath843]

My champion did his job well and i am proud of him for it

[@jessiehogue.]

Gotta have his last words.

[@KnownAsKenji]

'Welcome to my r- wait what, how did you do that.'

[@firekush94]

⁰

[@lostintheslush]

halo 3 flipping the elephant reference @@KnownAsKenji

[@FunkBastid]

That bit at 5:50 of him sliding around the floor while tentacles start pulling him into a book as he gets a “Failed: attend your wedding ceremony” message is peak Skyrim.

[@hardkornikow]

Poor Marcurio :(

[@ScoundreI]

it just works.

[@FeroxAnima]

LOL

[@CuvelC]

Oh this made me laugh more than I should have :D

[@jaime4714]

This comment right here guys😂😂😂

[@brodenarmstrong]

Fucking iconic that first voice line you received in this run is the storm cloak “what’s the hurry” 😂

[@TheBangooman]

"And in that fated day, the daedric prince Hermaeus Mora was undone by the power of the same hidden knowledge he coveted for himself. His timeless search for the Glitchum Arcaneum had been ended by the champion of glitch himself. And Hermaeus Mora would from that day on, forever be doomed to ponder in his realm upon his vanquisher words: GG EZ"

[@joojjooj5682]

Hermaeus Mora got so shocked by what just happened that he stopped talking

[@fedehagen6801]

🤣

[@konngara4296]

I am hermaeus Mora prince of fate and Lo *stop talking*

[@theoverride7912]

Eventually, Hermeus Mora stopped thinking

[@tangy3366]

We can always wish but it never happens

[@TheMrFaded420]

Finally no more slow ass shit from him

[@Doge-ox6ci]

Imagine You're a dragonborn, a dragon priest and a pupil of the daedric God of knowledge, rebelled against the dragons and at least 20 corpses can be found around your temple and you wanna rebel against the daedric Prince of knowledge then the next thing you know a homeless man who escaped from jail murders you

[@claylowrey9593]

Hahahahaha

[@dajiahao9630]

And that homeless man only escaped jail in another country 5 minutes ago!

[@CryingCreeperMLG]

Da Jiahao Another entire realm of existence

[@shadysam7161]

If that were me, I'd hope it was mcgrips that killed me

[@bigfatcarp93]

Miraak will never reach the truth

[@LouixIskander]

this has got me in the mood to speed run my motorway trip!

[@jefthereaper]

Miraak: yes my followers, go to Skyrim and kill the pretender. *turns around to see the Dragonborn* Miraak: What in Alduin's name?! Hermaeus Mora: Don't look at me, I've got no idea either.

[@l.jturner6617]

Dragonborn randomly appears in front of dude he's never met, buys him off, and ten seconds later they're getting married

[@delao7569]

And then he leaves him at the altar lmaooo

[@ForbiddenCatBelly]

Joe Exotic is that you?

[@chelvo56]

applied prostitution

[@SchalkerTV]

better love story than twilight

[@ragnarbjornson4865]

Sounds like classic Fort Hood.

[@redandblue1013]

When Ralof said “Jarl Ulfric, what is that thing?!” he was taking about this guy

[@alfiechampion46]

That’s perfect 😂

[@ashtimbo]

what's the hurry?

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

''Could the legends be true?!'' ''Legends don't speedrun Skyrim in 5:19 IGT.''

[@FrankCosbyNo-Relation]

Gaurd: I use to be a apocalyptic-dragon surviving, horse stealing, super speed flying, boat riding, time traveling, horse punching, boot selling, frivolous marriage-ing, intercontinental fast traveling, Fireball casting, Demigod killing, corpse-teabaging adventurer like you... until I took an arrow to the knee 🏹

[@slimshaydee616]

Tiger woods could come back and win every single tournament he ever plays in for the rest of his career and that still wouldn’t touch this incredible feat. Very well done