Corpse said he wants someone to make a compilation of his card swipe progress, So I did it!

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[@ratosphere]

Card swipe: *too fast, too fast, too fast, too fast* 4:10 "All I needed to do was go slower???"

[@georgiaevemaree4929]

he can't read it because of the eye patch

[@ClownLfrfr]

Shit 666 likes I can I like it?

[@MultiPss]

Character development

[@sleepyhead9288]

That thing It scares me

[@user-uh3qj2tb4z]

@@georgiaevemaree4929 is something wrong with his other eye that isn't covered??

[@echildd]

The card swipe: TOO FAST Him: F A S T E R

[@uzairkhanpathan2192]

Im fast as fuck boi 😂

[@Tori-bn3lb]

@@Sarah-pm4zf I think his eyepatch and a chronic illness of his (I forgot which it was) makes it harder for him to read stuff on screen.

[@uzairkhanpathan2192]

@@Sarah-pm4zf i think it was funny asf 😂

[@nityaaa229]

@@Sarah-pm4zf it was hilarious and the gorgeous laughs besides it

[@agila.r7296]

@@Tori-bn3lb i think so, i think he didn't read that, cause when he come back next round game, he said "ooohhh all i need to do is go slower??" He just did that with just visual and sound but didn't read 😂

[@melancholicechosingstothemoon]

0:41 Sykkuno can’t watch his friend suffer like that

[@zandi9701]

gotta put him out of his misery😔

[@yuzumn]

tHeReS aLwAyS a bRiGhT sIdE tO tHinGs RiGhT gUyS?

[@lightofeyezz]

@@yuzumn I read that in Sykkuno voice

[@yes.imthatarabella.4932]

He's like, just die already and do it on the other side . Lmao 😆

[@fbhdqjwjrjgj]

@@lightofeyezz me too lmao

[@rrej018]

“Too fast, try again” Corpse: WHAT AM I DOING WRONG Corpse: *finally does it* Also corpse: all I had to do was go slower

[@dannygarcia2084]

He can’t read very well

[@symphonychandler]

He was wearing an eyepatch at the time, so his vision was impaired

[@echildd]

@@symphonychandler i dont think thats the problem...

[@akamishuki]

@@echildd it was a joke lol

[@parkersplace8041]

@@akamishuki what was a joke?

[@camdynolivia8216]

As Rae would say... “Character development”

[@S_Bear11]

wait whos rae?

[@stephanieramos9255]

@@S_Bear11 valkrae, one of the people corpse plays with

[@S_Bear11]

@@stephanieramos9255 ohh,ofc bruh i was confused for a second lol

[@xpmyt341]

@@S_Bear11 won't believe her name is Rachel

[@ZaychikSN]

Woah I’m the 3.7k like-

[@arjunprasad1642]

Card swipe: *Too fast. Try again.* Corpse: Does it slower Card swipe: *Works* Corpse: 😲

[@ranbo0]

*surprised Pikachu face*

[@theYammy]

Even now I actually find it baffling that they voted him out as an imposter for that, because who willingly admits to faking and failing card swipe so many ROUNDS in a row 😭 like that man was not lying just based off that

[@meeky.]

Tbf to the rest, I think that Charlie called sabotage and then meeting on purpose to kick out Corpse and have one less crewmate, Charlie was imp after all

[@banounajafi4031]

@@meeky. He made it seem as if Corpse sabotaged lmao. What less could I expect from the one and only Jesus, himself XD

[@beigefig]

I mean they didnt vote him off because they thought he was faking it for like four rounds, they were just meming and voted him because he failed it so many times

[@Wiolczi3]

The fact that this video is 5 minutes long makes it even funnier

[@keena592]

I just realized that the card-swipe says “BAD READ” and not “BRO READ” 4:40

[@kpop_nerd9536]

EXACTLY

[@gracebruhmoment]

LMAO WHAT??? "BRO READ" IS TEN TIMES BETTER THAN BAD READ WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST DO THATTTT

[@_deletedalex_7001]

Whut. I thought it was ”BRB READ” ahahaha

[@janetmunoz8335]

I thought it said bad bread... it's not as funny but I learned I can't read....

[@omamaelahi2092]

Ummm I thought it said ‘BRO NERD’ i am just gonna leave i-

[@Nika-ur7bp]

I wanted to do this video for a long time, but after I heard him say what he said I had to do it now 😂👌

[@SpyderWeb123]

I heard him say it and I knew it was going to happen

[@cliffordwilliams8794]

Lol I'm so proud it's been an honor

[@johnwright6706]

A great addition would be adding the clip where as imposter he stands infront of it and says, "I could stay here all day and no one would sus me."

[@colejames3654]

Good nika

[@TheBakugan585]

Thank you i was their live and i knew someone would do it

[@heraomega8954]

Imagine if the crewmates could hear the beep of failure

[@dkjcb3993]

that should be added into the game lmao. imagine you're in reactor, of all places, and you hear high-pitched beeps echoing in the halls. "oh, just corpse again lol'

[@corasineakacora5668]

@@dkjcb3993 card swipe would be an unfakable task

[@r3drit457]

@@dkjcb3993 😂 I'm crying- that was funny!

[@atuk17]

I Know how they can do what you said they can Esther use proximity chat or everyone is unmuted

[@nicolemcintosh4882]

I'm still waiting for the animated one where he talks about nailing it. Like throwing the card up in the air, dabbing and swiping to perfection kind of deal now.

[@erikamartin55222]

i was waiting tooooooo lol

[@heidi.night.5348]

I was waiting for that clip too!! Lmao

[@missbooklady]

I'm sure someone will get there before me, but let's give it a go

[@shakersam1968]

PLEASE. SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO THIS.

[@agoti2263]

twirls it in the air then throws it like a shuriken and gets it perfectly through the slot

[@imogeninelysium]

The laugh starting at 0:30 sounds so much like he's having a mental breakdown because of the damn card 😂😂

[@k4tie_]

Omfg lmao

[@bam0n_]

That's because he is

[@ANPC-pi9vu]

Gives me flash backs to working at a grocery store with a card swipe system for clocking in and out. That shit made me late so many times.

[@kusanagi-no-tachi5303]

He's had a mental break down opening tin foil, why wouldn't a card swipe lol.

[@joshuarampersad9249]

His voice changed when he was laughing lol

[@renarena26]

0:30 that is one of the most beautiful laugh 🥺

[@gachalibra9243]

A painful, laugh. Full of the the ultimate despair...

[@mrs.mushroom6854]

This laugh reminds me of Light's laugh when L died🥺

[@gachalibra9243]

@@mrs.mushroom6854 bruh spoilers

[@mrs.mushroom6854]

@@gachalibra9243 the anime was made in 2006 it's their fault if they still havent watched it lmao

[@gachalibra9243]

@@mrs.mushroom6854 ah yes, spoiling something because others haven't seen it yet but you have

[@wonergie]

corpse: * fails by swiping too fast * *”oh all I needed to do was go slower”* **goes too slow**

[@ariannabruce9546]

corpse: swipes card *too fast, try again* corpse: *goes even f a s t e r*

[@introvertedly6325]

This should just be named “corpse losing his mind for 5min”

[@beccacryer4488]

It was only 5 minutes it felt longer

[@denissewoo]

LMAO but Sykkuno killing Corpse is ICONIC

[@jae3156]

i loved his "I CAN STAY HERE AS LONG AS I WANT" as imp 😭😭

[@xyzcherie]

Corpse: *deep **-daddy-** voice* Corpse laugh: *high **-child-** voice*

[@yeonjune5543]

Remove the daddy pls

[@rikislovrrr5269]

him almost about to die in a reactor meltdown also Corpse: **laughing and dying because he can’t card swipe**😂🥺

[@contentgremlinthe3rd]

*fucking dies*

[@PlutoIsntReal_]

Card swipe: "too fast" Corpse: "I am speed"

[@yy-cx1fe]

corpse : has 666 iq when being the impostor also corpse : can't swipe card correctly my man.. 😌

[@devanshidebroy3112]

Yup he is corpsian's man

[@kiba1687]

*clears throat* Remember? *I FCKING HATE FOILLLLLL*

[@___mainmyn]

This is not only a card swipe compilation and to see his progress in card swiping. This is also kinda like a laugh compilation. His laugh is so adorable whenever he fails card swipe.

[@eshanair]

He is a master. Card-jitsu champion. Certified king.

[@rachelr9532]

He has become the card swipe master

[@moon_phaser_410]

I love when Corpse laughs so hard he slams his table it makes me die laughing

[@mry1544]

"too fast, try again" Corpse: No, I don't think I will

[@hannahcrenshaw9342]

When you die in the process of swiping a card, not because you trusted the wrong imposter... *but because it takes so long you die of age*

[@nb-wg1jc]

Card swipe : too fast try slower Corpse : *what am i doing wrong!!?!?!* Card swipe : ...?

[@OblivionSongstress]

i just want somebody to put up a card swipe counter, i need to know the final total

[@queenkatara7861]

It took 27 tries in the game he got voted out for failing.

[@OblivionSongstress]

@@queenkatara7861 alskfjajdjskd and that doesnt even include the rest of the games proud of corpse’s improvement

[@yagadoobigidibobbibigabiga38]

@@queenkatara7861 I think it took a lot more than that, I remember in that specific game it took well over 30 tries and I believe he reached almost 40. If my count was correct, it took 39 tries that game total.

[@christiansoul01]

@@yagadoobigidibobbibigabiga38 36 I think

[@yagadoobigidibobbibigabiga38]

@@christiansoul01 I went back to count again because I have no life and he failed exactly 37 times, succeeded the 38th. Amazing.

[@auntiedarealest]

I dont think he was laughing out of amusement...i think he was laughing out of pure rage and was abt to go crazy🥴😂😂😎

[@JesseDolling]

Corpse really tried to make the card a speeding projectile back then.

[@harmonybade324]

I love that Sykkuno can kill Corpse without batting an eye but when the opportunity arises for Corpse to off Sykkuno, he has an existential crisis.

[@kerriganqueenofblades7128]

His laugh, like when he really laughs hard enough to not have Batman’s voice, is literally the most precious thing ever. I would die to make him laugh like that

[@katyf2007]

I can’t tell if he’s laughing or violently sobbing

[@lovelyjuliexo]

0:51 corpse finally got AFTER he died! 😂

[@izukuhimiko6879]

I love that he's laughing the whole time

[@drowsy7150]

CORPSE : *has card swipe task* Card swipe : Time to end this mans whole career

[@agoti2263]

After fixing Reactor when he was going back to card swipe all my mind could think was "back to the grind"

[@cymdn]

His laugh is just way too precious

[@kaycee_1201]

I love corpse's laugh 💖

[@azlynne4814]

ahhh.... the days when sykkuno is still ready to kill CORPSE.

[@lifeofkierstins264]

It changed a WHOLE lot!!

[@sunghoonswife6270]

Cuteeee He is adorable

[@mackenzieblep3998]

3:48 “what am i doing wrong?” felt that

[@someonebutnotanyone1]

The fact that Sykkuno killed him has me shook.

[@Salemreadsalot]

Make one of him getting killed for like 5 minutes straight

[@gracebear4417]

Im replying to this so nika can see this

[@jagritichatterjee8605]

Yes that's a good idea

[@StanFantasyBoys]

Yess

[@kate.penny.03]

When he just was laughing as he died

[@Melanie.8]

Did I just watch 5 mins of corpse doing card swipe? Yes, yes I did.

[@queenkatara7861]

I decided to count how many times he did it in that second game and it took 27 tries to card swipe successfully.

[@mirtheproductions]

everytime he laughs I can't help but smile, he's so wholesome🥺

[@deni.exe_]

0:30 it's even funnier bcs sykunno killed him while doing the card swipe and failed miserably

[@Rosea1529]

The fact that this video is over 5 minutes long 👁👄👁

[@kayleekirkpatrick9193]

Why does CORPSE’s laugh give me joy? Its so cute!

[@pony.m123]

I'm proud of him :)

[@iiclxudee4109]

ngl, i miss the old corpse with the failing card swipe 😂😂

[@mackenzieblep3998]

corpse’s laugh is too precious it’s melting my heart

[@EmperorVrax]

Corpse’s laugh makes my day

[@multicatbear]

His tragic backstory thats he moved on from

[@user-jb7qi3po7n]

His laugh is very nice🖤✨

[@vodkasvoice]

"IM CRYING" I love him so much.

[@nagitcrime394]

His laugh is wholesome🥺

[@AsheshDubey]

*TOO FAST TOO FAST TOO FAST* "All I had to do was go slower?" that's also applicable to Life I-

[@mossstar55]

I wish you had included a clip of that one impostor round where he walks up to fake card swipe and says “I can stand here as long as I want” 😂

[@insertnamehere4190]

alt title: Corpse Husband laughing compilation

[@airbornemelody6156]

CORPSE DYING LAUGHING JUST SWIPING IT FASTER AND THEN SYKUNO KILLS HIM I DIEDDD

[@Reckless_Artist]

Omg his laigh is so wholesome 0>0

[@mim_lee]

This is great, always love your videos! I hope he sees it!

[@Nika-ur7bp]

Thank you! 💜

[@mar4034]

HIS LAUGH IS TOO CUTE WHAT THE HECK

[@km_breen]

Corpse's laugh cures my depression in a instant

[@sofiaeveliina8416]

God I love COPRSEs laugh 🥺

[@angeliquenell7653]

His laugh is actual heaven 😍

[@Bread_Genie15]

Corpse: I fear no one but this * Points at Card swipe * it scares me.

[@ziyn6824]

His laugh getting progressively louder as he progressively fails the card swipe gives me life

[@hannahpedersen9429]

It's always the people who have failed card swipe so much like that who end up mastering it so perfectly.

[@crystalm00n86]

I fell like I'm taking a reverse on this. Like, I used to nail the card swipe when I first started playing, now I'm just like Corpse through that huge struggling portion of the vid 😅

[@hernisarara]

His laugh when failing the card swipe reminds me of his laugh when he can't open the foil. And I feel like he's ready to scream and throw away his computer or something. This guy is so hilarious.

[@starei]

The way he laughs it’s just so precious.

[@miarodriguez9670]

He giggles **adorably** and bangs on the table when he can’t do the admin card swipe while we’re over here crying and screaming out of frustration when we can’t do it😂😂

[@naomib4016]

‘all i needed to do was go slower’ WELL IT DOES SAY ‘TOO FAST’ CORPSE 😭😭

[@kyans]

4:10 > "all i needed to do was to go slower. that thing, sCarEs mE."

[@charlottebradley1562]

i was waiting for someone to do this

[@ambarrr3273]

“You’re going to fast” Corpse: *precedes to swipe faster*

[@andrewmottley9631]

Bro I'm having the worst day, but seeing Corpse's progress with card swipe gives me serotonin

[@ceceb3355]

His laugh is so adorable I can’t

[@gaylemorgan4314]

HIS LAUGH IS SO ADORABLE!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@lunaaaaagan]

I spent 5 minutes on this dude with a deep ass voice doing a card swipe... it was worth it

[@katora_333games6]

His laugh is so funny I can't help but laugh

[@z0mg0at21]

Me: im a "pro" at card swipe😋 Everyone playing with me: you took 8 minutes to do the card swipe. Me: oh qwq

[@holly2723]

I love how aggressively he used to do it, it was the same speed as a back hand slap and we love that energy

[@estherrodriguez3879]

YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS WHEN HE SAID IT ON THE LIVE THANK YOU

[@jaquigonzalez9137]

the "what am i doing wrong?" always gets me

[@shadowlink3339]

I really needed this in my life today! Thank you! Was laughing so hard!

[@bugbear2357]

Card swipe: TOO FAST Corpse: *I a m s p e e d*

[@sinkazimir2356]

You did the god's work!

[@pupture9328]

His laugh is the highest you will ever hear his voice but its more of a gasp

[@ashford4336]

The one where he glitched it isn't in there... 😢 ((This is when He glitches it)He did it so fast so many times the game just felt sorry for him a accepted it)

[@Nika-ur7bp]

😂 Sorry! I Tried to find the best ones and forgot this one i guess 👉👈

[@ashford4336]

@@Nika-ur7bp nah it's good. Im glad you made the video i was hoping someone would make something like it

[@ashford4336]

@Alexandria M 😂😂 i'll try to find it

[@akedits9328]

Corpse should see this

[@maguettendiaye8527]

The "okey" at 00:09 make me smile every time