CORRECTIONS Episode 92: Week of Monday, January 15

Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like joking about fish doing cocaine and mispronouncing the word facultative.
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CORRECTIONS Episode 92: Week of Monday, January 15 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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[@alias093001]

Sorry about the Emmy loss. You're a winner in the Jackals' hearts.

[@Deathnote2539]

It's a pointless reward anyways

[@bfg3890]

Jackals don’t have hearts.

[@JustMe_OhWell]

You don't have a heart, Bob.​@@bfg3890

[@TheThirdDaySH]

No he's not. He lost and he should feel bad about it because he cares so much.

[@reginaldmustardbacon5866]

@@TheThirdDaySH ye i know i care and i feel bad. so he should too

[@comedygeek]

2 Samberg references, and then the first Andy appearance in ages for the perfect 3 second bit. Brilliant.

[@michellefu4002]

True friendship, there!

[@theq86]

I'm surprised he didn't ask him if he'd ever help him with harakiri.

[@gavinrobertson1595]

I really don't think I ever would have known how great a comedian Seth is if not for the pandemic and corrections. Seth's either a genius, or I have Stockholm syndrome. Either way I'm here for it.

[@annebruecks7381]

Same here!! Seth got me thru, and I stuck with Colbert until he went back to the studio but it wasn't the same as when he was in the janitor's closet or at his house with just his wife and the dog lol. Corrections is my weekly ritual now and Seth and Co. are keeping me sane in this new crazy world!

[@benzaiten933]

it's probably both. Seth really IS great, but you do have Stockholm syndrome.

[@rapheAltoid77]

Why, because you can't leave? 😜 lol

[@rosstapson]

His pandemic shows were absolutely brilliant.

[@blainewalker2147]

I honestly thought I wasn’t a Seth fan either. But how wrong I was. 🤔I learned a lot about my own politics and comedy tastes between 2020 and now!

[@sadlystuckinreality]

Seth just immediately hanging up on Andy after the bit really sent me😂

[@sempressfi]

Same 😂😂 accidentally inhaled a Dorito lol

[@ellengrace4609]

Okay, but… it’s a video. 😂

[@ivaylodimitrov2916]

@@ellengrace4609 you can see the front camera too, what do you mean

[@realityjunky]

@@ellengrace4609 If so, it's the thought that counts.

[@DanFlashes99]

@@ellengrace4609 I think he's actually calling, many times he's attempted it and Samberg doesn't pick up, which is why he stopped the bit for a while.

[@sherinameless1618]

I think it was charitable of Andy to pick up for a non-Emmy winner.

[@L_M_V]

Andy is a national treasure😢

[@johnobrien2373]

Solid Brian Williams impression! Also, not an Emmy category. It's the Academy's loss, not Seth's.

[@BloodInkFilms]

Excuse me, Seth does have an Emmy. He won for writing the lyrics to a Justin Timberlake SNL song. Granted, Late Night has never won, but I'm sure that doesn't bother him one bit.

[@loserjerri]

Correction: He did not pick up, he called back after missing his first call.

[@canliu7191]

​@@BloodInkFilms According to John Mulaney, that Emmy was a trick. They won because they named it Justin Timberlake song and tricked the voters into thinking it was D*ck in a Box or something🤣 (I'm fully aware it's a joke)

[@someguy1234321]

That was an uncle joke. They're like dad jokes, but dirty. I know, because I am an uncle.

[@leapintothewild_original]

In my circle, I'm the dirty aunt because I always give naughty birthday cards!

[@OriginalPiMan]

You get to say the joke, but is it you or dad who explains what coke is?

[@the-chillian]

​@OriginalPiMan Dad does, ofc. That's like 75% of the fun of uncle jokes.

[@joels5150]

I could be an uncle, but I don’t know because my two sisters haven’t haven’t mentioned having any kids since they last time I got to see them😢

[@jonmendelson1104]

I tried to tell dad jokes to my nephew but he said the behavior was a bit of a faux pa.

[@RubyDoobieScoo]

Hey Seth, as a New Zealander I'd like to say that your Australian accent is 100% spot on and Australians are just in denial of how they sound.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

I dunno whether to believe that. Ribbing on your neighbour is every country's favourite sport.

[@danielmetcalf]

​@@TheDanishGuyReviews I'm English living in NZ and I second the above. I would say Seth's Australian accent is better than John Oliver's New Zealand accent by far

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

@@danielmetcalf Fair, but I've noticed that most outside people sound downright inhuman when trying a NZ accent, anyway.

[@AisuruMirai]

Does a New Zealand "No" have three syllables, or is that just the Australian "No"?

[@C64SX]

A man of culture. May I inquire about your spoons?

[@blakewalker84120]

6:08 "Images of Kelly Clarkson and me." Not "and I." Two objects, one cup. I mean, er, one preposition.

[@rayneweber5904]

I genuinely laughed when he said "toasting the Caucasians"

[@apollyon1]

I fake-laughed at that bit just so he didn’t feel bad. :p

[@marcopaulo5052]

And I’m sure a part of your Corrections brain said “that’s funny, but a Caucasian isn’t a red drink.”

[@jmarlened]

It's definitely a pepsi​@@marcopaulo5052

[@Reliken]

Me too! And I almost never laugh outloud at stuff. Something about that just got me.

[@vanessawhitneypro]

YAYYYYYYYY! Seth watching Kelly "walk away"... The quality improv details we Jackals have come to expect!

[@L_M_V]

It's time for a PAR-Tay with Seth, Kelly and Andy!

[@katm6]

She was a very slow walker, I thought.

[@stevencgr]

she was probably saying goodbye to each crew member individually and thanking them@@katm6

[@sherinameless1618]

There are some very talented Jackal artists out there working in the Seth/Mac Tonight niche.

[@BygonesBeingBygones]

🎉🎉🎉 I can't believe mine made it on :D

[@L_M_V]

VA - Voice Actors or Various Artists JA - Jackal artists or "yes" in German 😂

[@Flexicor]

I hope we get some fanfics too

[@betsiecleworth5853]

@@Flexicordear god! What are you imagining?!…Wait, no, no, actually please don’t tell me!!!

[@alumpyhorse]

@@BygonesBeingBygoneswhich one??👏

[@jenjabby]

😄Now that was a “perfect call”.

[@benzaiten933]

I love how Seth randomly calls up Andy Samberg, asks him to do an impression, Samberg obliges, and then he hangs up. they're such good friends that such a random request won't faze Samberg.

[@jrbship]

I adore Seth having ‘I Just Had Sex’ as his ringtone for Samberg

[@BoinkrNanis]

"IM. BRIAN. WILLIAMS...!" The fact that Seth can just call his homies now for jokes, on recording, is the treasures that covid gave us we should be grateful for.

[@seattlegrrlie]

THAT WAS AMAZING

[@marcopaulo5052]

He can’t. Seth is using Cameo’s new service, Cameo Instant, where a celebrity agrees to a 10 second video chat on-demand. Samberg just got paid $10k for that.

[@anro7137]

Nope. That really was Seth calling Samberg. If you know the story you know the story.

[@stevencgr]

marco is clearly joking, that's what the comment section on corrections is, corrections and people making jokes to each other, creating lore and running gags within the comments. @@anro7137

[@allie_hart]

I love corrections more than the actual show and I love the show quite a lot 🥰

[@TheMonroemomma]

Me, too, because it's really Seth. He seems like a great guy to work with, and it's fun to share a few minutes with such a vibing group of friends and colleagues who create my favorite show as they wind down the week. Gezellig.

[@wendigo53]

When they created Corrections, they moved some of the writer in-jokes out of the main show; and made both better.

[@michaelmulligan8527]

I feel like the show is required homework for Corrections and for the first time in my life, I love doing homework.

[@marilynjarvis8228]

You won my jackal heart already! You don't need no stinkin emmy.

[@curtismcallister9569]

2:39 exactly, they're _uncle_ jokes, the kind where you make your brother explain to the kids what cocaine is

[@AnnieThyme]

I read this week that in 2024 2 giant cohorts of cicadas are both going to be coming up. Both the 13 and 17 year cycles are syncing up so I really hope that means that Cicada/Cicada will be debuting this spring for us all to enjoy! I can't wait to see Nathan Lane and Christine Baranski together and like a cohort of cicadas I feel like we have already been waiting a long time for this😂 It's an election year we could all use some joy about insect reproduction 😂

[@xenidus]

Brood 13 (XIII) and Brood 19 (XIX) I Believe

[@edwardblair4096]

Does that mean it us going to be produced by two different production companies? I expect there will be a lot of commentary comparing the artistic merit of the two versions.

[@RKOtheMic]

This is one of the highlights of every fucking week for me, thank you so much Seth. Double thank you for calling Samberg, and triple thanks for the way you immediately hung up after his impression.

[@nitawynn9538]

I love when Seth laughs. It makes me happy.

[@Vincent_Nash]

So, now that we can clearly identify Wally’s laugh does that mean he’s getting paid for his contribution to corrections?

[@h3eartbreak]

At what time? All I can ever hear is Buck.

[@blauney1]

Large nostril bath. That might be the first time that sequence of words has ever been uttered. Congratulations, Seth!

[@laras678]

You're forgetting about the short-lived product "Neti Pot XL".

[@L_M_V]

LNB - ⚠️ people who've worked with satellite dishes before might get confused

[@Mr_Grimbley]

Wasn't that the title of Snot Rag's seminal 1982 crust punk album?

[@burnyizland]

@@laras678 You beat me to it!

[@L_M_V]

There it means Low Noise Block

[@paulvamos7319]

😂 I love the last bit when you hold the paper that says the Wire never won an Emmy! Also, the pufferfish does coke is 💯%🤣

[@dlynk5515]

I could watch a full hour of Seth and Andy just doing impressions and laughing every day.

[@heatherr4321]

Lost it at the invoke/evoke bit. 🤣 we only correct because we care!!!!!

[@mAgiQueMarKur]

Not a comment on this week’s eps but was rewatching 30 Rock and noticed when Jack was memorizing famous people, “Wally the cue card guy” came up and didn’t realize you had such a star on your show.

[@dielaughing73]

You see him occasionally on SNL clips when they zoom out at the end

[@ashmitanandy]

That Samberg call was so fucking perfect!! 😭👌

[@melissavilla7763]

He called back! 🎉

[@mxdeejmccoythey-them9015]

During the 100th episode that you're definitely not going to do a special for, you should have Samberg just do a bunch of impressions. Or! Have him as a guest for that night and then have your first ever guest for Corrections!

[@Hexakinase]

Seth is the only person who can make me laugh just by silently emoting.

[@unusedaccount6200]

You're a winner to us, and the best part of the week. #JackalStrong

[@L_M_V]

So jackals are like a union now?

[@realityjunky]

@@L_M_V We've always been a pack animal. But we don't pack easily.

[@kendraphillips5694]

In the Berenstain Bears and the Bad Habit, Grandma helped Sister Bear stop chewing her nails by giving her dimes at the beginning of the day, and taking one away for every time she chewed. I don't know if you're into dimes, but if you are, apparently it's a fool-proof method. 1 out of 1 Sister Bears agee.

[@uniquefreak37]

My mum tried to get me to quit sucking my thumb using this method and nickles but 4 year old me was unimpressed with the potential purchasing power of nickels in 1993.

[@miragegrey4177]

Once all the dimes (or nickels) are gone, there's no reason to stop the undesirable behavior

[@FAB13]

* Berenstein 😇😇

[@benzaiten933]

isn't there special nail polish that's really bitter an unpleasant when chewing nails? it's edible but simply gross in taste. I think that's a good way to ditch this habit.

[@danbsports6760]

The best way to stop is to find out what is causing the stress in your life and deal with the actual problem. Nail biting is a symptom.

[@khallo151]

The first time you mentioned Samberg I perked up. The second time, I dared to hope we’d get to see him on your phone. Then when he didn’t pick up I started getting flashbacks to (god… two years ago or something) Then he called back! Thanks Andy, you make Seth laugh really really hard 😆

[@kerrybourke5018]

Can not believe Seth Meyers did not win a Emmy award on Monday night,his show is the funniest on tv and on YT.. I wish his show was syndicated in Australia,but thank God for YT..Seth keep up great work on your show mate it is hilarious

[@theparadoxicaltouristtrave9320]

At least Trevor Noah got his last chance. We still can hold out hope for Seth.

[@MimiYuYu]

Out of all the late nights this is my favorite show.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

See Seth, you haven’t alienated all of the Australians. So give the accent another whirl on the barbie or whatever!

[@captainbildad]

As an Australian, the accent I miss most is the coy New York neighbour who eats an apple while being cute with the police

[@laras678]

Ah, a _Law and Order_ staple that never gets old.

[@brendammit]

As a Texan, I agree. It’s probably my favorite one.

[@d.263]

I LOVE the Brooklyn (?) neighbor. My favorite but he must have been evicted.

[@julieholt7889]

@@laras678every show! If the cops ever came to ask me questions about a freaking MURDER, I’d be like, “I’m an open book, ask me anything, I have nothing to hide, I have all day!” On Law & Order they’re always like, “I’m busy stacking these chairs before I mop the floor and then close up for the day! I don’t have time to talk about the very recent murder of my close friend!”

[@stillhere1425]

Bagel, mate.

[@careyatou]

Thank you, Seth. Seriously, thank you. I really appreciate being one of your jackals.

[@purplezaretsky9343]

So funny. Always. You really should be winning those Emmys. “The Wire never won an Emmy.” 😂😂😂

[@marjieestivill]

We correct you because we love you so much, Seth.

[@reg2611]

I agree! I also feel like our dearest Seth was more annoyed in this episode than usual. I'm glad this comment was already here to reassure him of our demented jackal love. ❤🐾

[@sharkulashairstylist5505]

Not me end this boring lame predictable but. DO real comedy not half assed phone in trash like

[@julieholt7889]

Did… did ​@@sharkulashairstylist5505 die mid-comment??

[@conky221]

If not for the corrections there would be no CORRECTIONS

[@jasmeerlabeer4591]

Seth is single handedly saving late night tv.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

I mean, clearly not single handedly: surprise inspection, jokes Seth can’t tell, Amber Says What, the ‘Ya burnt boys’, Wally’s ever rising stardom, not to mention we the jackals. It takes a village, that’s the point. Where you been man?

[@michaelbayer5094]

When Letterman followed Carson, Dave was much better than Johnny's fake laugh and stale jokes. And CBS and ABC were not counter=programming. Only after NBC screwed Dave did CBS get in the game.

[@themorales6]

“Fish who like cocaine are easy to catch” was a GREAT joke!😅

[@zs6jce]

Seth and the Team. You're winners in my heart. Love from South Africa

[@Scott_Knutson]

This isn't meant to imply Seth's jokes often bomb, but I wonder if he feels more disappointed when there is crushing silence from a live audience or from the Corrections crew audience.

[@L_M_V]

I love how you added insult to injury without hesitation 😂 Like how the second part doesn't imply Seth's jokes are at all good, but you still add "This isn't meant to imply" and then mention bomb threats. Well...non existing ones. I feel like he knows that the writers are more experienced and have more life experience in the field of comedy/entertainment and will know to differentiate between the two types of audiences.

[@Rechanmole]

His disappointment over live audiences is purely on the writers.

[@reg2611]

He feels worse when corrections jokes fail, because that's all him. Show jokes are a team effort, and they all share in the silence.

[@icantollie]

Definitely more when it's the crew, bc they're fellow comedy writers. When it's the studio audience a lot of the jokes are *_so_* writers' jokes put in there bc they're just so good any other writers would appreciate them, regardless of whether the live audience gets it or not, and that's ok bc they're being true to their craft, true to their essence...in a word, *_integrity_*

[@msytdc1577]

Correction to the "correction": 4:01 Technically, the door plug would have blown out, as there is no "sucking" force, all pressure is equalized by high pressure fluids expanding into lower pressure areas; the air molecules inside the cabin would have been bouncing off of the door more than the air molecules outside were bouncing off and resisting that outward force, thus the door was pushed (blown) out. Double technically, there would be a gravitational force as well as potentially an electrostatic force attracting the door plug outwards, but those forces would be both inconsequentially small as well as not meet either the colloquial meaning or the dictionary definition of what it is to "suck", and can thus be disregarded in this instance.

[@tchmilfan]

Thank you for writing this so I didn’t have to.

[@commonsense571]

My dear Jackal! I think I’m in love ❤

[@demagreg]

Well said. I posted a similar response before scrolling down to see that you had said it much more eloquently

[@johncorman8715]

Yeah, but reading through that technical explanation kinda sucked.

[@humanorbit]

So it wasn't the wing creature from Twilight Zone. Interesting.

[@emmammemmamme]

I hope that because of shows like The Wire and Better Call Saul that Seth can actually feel honored to not win an Emmy. I bet if he keeps it up, Corrections can beat BCS for most nominations with zero wins!

[@stephen3164]

The Emmy’s this year seemed to highlight long running, very popular and beloved shows, that never won an Emmy. Weird flex, but 🤷‍♂️. Maybe Seth and Wally can present an Emmy one year.

[@tammyd.970]

agreed. If the Emmy judges didn't think that The Wire and BCS deserved ALL the awards, what the hell do the awards even mean? That's insane. I did not know until this moment that neither of those perfect/nearly perfect shows won any Emmy awards. I'm stunned. Seriously. How...? Oh why bother. We know these award things are just BS.... sigh.

[@arabchristraeger]

@@tammyd.970 Literally the emmys are irrevelant if NEITHER of those incredible shows didn't even win a single award. I mean, really, seriously? The Wire is perfect incarnate.

[@Snowfall.Productions.59]

“The British aren’t better than us…” except at winning Emmys 5:50

[@1st2nd2]

Dude! Too soon!

[@linda699]

Vicious.

[@Rechanmole]

Ow, I felt that one and Im' just a floating head in a jar.

[@francescaa8331]

John Oliver does have US citizenship. Might be a dual citizen. He's British of origin either way, of course.

[@louiebee6745]

Savage! Accurate, but still savage.😉

[@SqueezeBurger]

I love that "Corrections" is part "surprise inspection" on the cast's inside jokes.

[@Imeatingchocolate]

He FINALLY gets Samberg on the phone, asks him to do Brian Williams, and then immediately hangs up.

[@freehugs65]

I really love the implication that Corrections is as good as the wire. This is correct

[@christopherkarr1872]

Best Tom Brokaw impression I've seen all year.

[@carmeldebertaut5736]

Always a good Corrections when Samberg answers the phone or in this case called right back.

[@onceyougovatican]

The guy who beheads you during seppuku is called the kaishaku, or "mediator of wrongs". Hara kiri and seppuku are just alternate readings of the same characters (切腹) - the ones for "stomach" and "cutting" .

[@AshleyVN]

I'd love to say you're a national treasure, but being in Australia I have to say you are an International Treasure, keep it up mate!

[@thesoupin8or673]

I hear you on the fingernails Seth. My therapist helped me with this advice, which has worked great: when you're biting them, instead of just stopping, push your hand way out away from your body. It seems stupid, but it kinda disassociates the original action from being like a comforting stress response. Even better, it's free. Lots of love from us jackals 😊

[@aaronpeart]

Hell yes Corrections before bed

[@L_M_V]

More like right after waking up for those across the big lake

[@ZeusBielski]

Yeah I usually start a day with it, but cool to get a little late night corrections! AND a Samberg spotting??? What an evening!!

[@anroux]

2:03 New animal flub!

[@L_M_V]

How dare he not play the theme?

[@MrsBasia99]

@@L_M_Vthat’s ok it’s going through my head now.

[@lauraroberts7390]

Seth's Tom Brokaw cracked me up as hard as Andy's Brian Williams did Seth

[@BerylMorgan]

I really do appreciate that Seth's ringtone for Samberg is 'I just had Sex'

[@williambrackin]

I know that most know Seth for A Closer Look and his sharp critiques of POTUS 45, but this is where he shines!

[@lbeg323]

I freaking LOVE Andy and Seth. Seth gets such joy out of hanging up on him.

[@jodiprofdanglais]

It is very hard to make someone from Montreal laugh for 12 minutes straight this time of year… Thank you ❤️ I love Corrections.

[@StephenSepulveda]

You definitely deserve an Emmy, also, thank you for calling Sandberg

[@Globe_Drifter]

I enjoy this because it's laid back and chill. But A Closer Look should be the real Award winner.

[@stephen3164]

A Closer Look was nominated for an Emmy, but I think John Oliver won?

[@Typhis19]

I kind of love the idea that at the end of the week the whole crew just get to chill and laugh at the jokes Seth says for corrections.

[@L_M_V]

This is Seth & Chill. Who even needs Netflix &....

[@christineherrmann205]

Why do I think we're gonna end up with an actual Kelly Clarkson cameo for episode 100? This feels like something she'd appreciate.

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

Interesting. He's done the joke twice and that could mean he's leading up to something. He's sort of turning her into another Corrections trope. We're not doing it, he is.

[@alumpyhorse]

excellent. Just one thing: 6:09 “Kelly Clarkson and ME.” Not I. Never I. my tip to Seth: practice saying the sentence without ‘Kelly Clarkson.’ Would you say: they have been using images of I? No. You wouldn’t. We’re not monsters. 💙🐾

[@NyxOleander]

😔This is the first time seeing Samberg made me sad - only because it reminded me we lost Captain Raymond Holt🫡 🕊️Andre Braugher💐

[@humanorbit]

I had a large nostril bath once. Nose were the days.

[@L_M_V]

My friends. I sniffed they'd never end. Nose were the days. No, YES nose were the days!

[@randyhowey7414]

R, R, R. !! 🤣

[@jamesbaker4806]

Nostrildamus predicted that joke. He said it would “smell.” Sometimes I wonder if I should throw away my Nostrildamus book……

[@johnandersen6752]

Who 👃 why all of this blows 😢

[@Chaitanya315]

The pure joy on Seth's face after Andy imitates Brian Williams :)

[@SailorToby]

Correction to a correction, how could Trump have won Iowa in the general election three times if he’s only been in two general elections?

[@tomshea8382]

Agreed.

[@leighcolby]

True

[@christystainer3741]

Two caucus wins plus one general election win. He won Iowa three times.

[@matthewroy7464]

Trump won Iowa in the general twice, 2016 & 2020, so the Hawkeye State has demonstrated its incompetence four times if you add the November wins to the caucuses

[@varana]

Trump can have won Iowa as many times as he wants to claim. He's transcended such petty earthly things as "facts".

[@mitchell.grace_]

Absolutely love Seth's ringtone for Andy

[@etdr]

"Do you want to hear Seth's Austrailian accent?" "naaaauuuurrrrwwwww"

[@LibraryCake]

Watching Kelly walk off was 💯

[@L_M_V]

Think you mean: Watching Seth pretend that he's watching Kelly walk off 😂

[@derpius3936]

As we approach the 100th episode, I constantly wonder; routinely waking up at night in a cold sweat thinking about this... will the episode count ever be CORRECTED after the SpecJackular was incorrectly dubbed episode 51, this miscalculation is genuinely an affront to nature and should be rectified, post haste!

[@cid647]

Take a course in Disease Prevention or Virology, I stopped chewing my nails right away lol

[@virgilhawkins3390]

Hook, line, and stinker! Oxford comma!

[@petecoogan]

Serial comma. Descriptive not eponym

[@joels5150]

Jeremy Irons throwing a skunk into the Federal Bank of New York? I dunno, just Die Hard With A Vengeance is one of my favorite movies 🤷‍♀️

[@L_M_V]

Well at least in contrast to @virgilhawkins3390 Seth's team got the title casing right 😅

[@Danielle11906]

1 tattoo and 0 emmys

[@L_M_V]

Well at least there's a decent number of jackals

[@MonicaChavez556]

can't wait for his jackal tattoo so he can never not think of us

[@JackAdams113]

CORRECTION@@MonicaChavez556 he ALREADY never stops thinking of us...

[@chrisk28]

Greetings from Australia, Seth. I love your Aussie accent. It is excellent and you should do it more, ALRIGHT. Be proud of your bi-lingual-ness.

[@chellek431]

Never deprive us of your Australian accent! Especially your Rupert impersonations.

[@conky221]

Who were the stooges that thought that you didn’t deserve an Emmy? You saved lives, man. I mean it. You gave me the gift of laughter again during the pandemic. First from your garage and your reddening nose because of the cold weather. Then your echoey hallway. Finally in the attic and The Thorn Birds. And you reluctantly admitting that Shoemaker was correct in suggesting an attic air conditioner. 😹We send you much love from our home. Thank you, Seth ❤ Animal Flubs rock!

[@alrightyru]

Ahhhh. Thanks! My jackal days started in the wasp attic era .. the garage? That's awesome!

[@aikidragon9762]

The Benny Hill show was hilarious, I watched it all the time. Bit of trivia some may know, Benny Hill was the Toy Maker in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

[@canadaclaret]

More Benny Hill trivia, Jane Leeves (Daphne on Frasier) started her career as one of the buxom birds being menaced by Hill.

[@caseyanderson156]

Omg this both blew my mind and brought back repressed child catcher memories. 😅

[@canadaclaret]

@@caseyanderson156 the child catcher literally gave me nightmares. It is the only film or tv show that ever did that to me. I have rarely watched "horror" movies, though, perhaps because of those experiences. I was in kindergarten when I saw it at the cinema.

[@christineanderson4755]

@@caseyanderson156 @canadaclaret It sounds like all us Canadian women (am I right ?) were scared of the Child Catcher. I know I still am. 😮 It is a such a terrifying concept for little ones.😢 “Cherry pie, cream puffs, treacle tarts, ice cream, and all free today.” Brings chills down my spine and an immediate fight or flight reaction. 😬 Scary stuff. 😳

[@YeeSoest]

Can you imagine how convenient a hammerhead shark's headshape would be if you were to do coke underwater somehow? 😅 All you need is a ray or a flounder to cut lines on😮

[@Emoralis]

You could snort coke under water. Once.

[@YeeSoest]

@@Emoralis worth it? I.e. will it effect me as intended before/while killing me?

[@laras678]

@@YeeSoest *affect* (I'm not the person that pedantically corrects that in the wild, but it's Corrections so I had to. I think there's a law or something.)

[@papasierra4616]

Seth's line at the end should really be see me next week and hear my captives next week too. All we do is see you and hear their forced laughter 😂

[@gratefuljackal8183]

Seth, please have that James McAvoy on more, and as a guest on Family Trips. Unrelated: I really think you deserve a bunch of Emmys 💙🐾🐾

[@jrojala]

Seth Meyers is a living legend and mark my words- in a hundred years he will be remembered as one of the greatest comedy writer/performers of our time, right up there with Charlie Chaplin in my opinion.

[@anro7137]

And his Jackals will be mentioned as well!

[@davidknightx]

Who cares about the Emmys? "The Bear" doesn't even feature a bear like "Corrections" does when they flub an animal fact. And if you want to see "Succession" just wait here until Wally takes over.

[@L_M_V]

Wally, the walrus. So many animals on CORRECTIONS

[@sb-b3071]

The hand gag got me rolling but also "The Wire never won an emmy". 😂😂😂

[@alrightyru]

But I can never read the bottom parts, can you?

[@mayohsetsuna]

I was hoping for a recall of the animal flubs finger puppets 😂❤

[@Pants4096]

11:17 that urgent hang-up made me hurt myself laughing. ಠ_ಠ

[@L_M_V]

He's trying to not make CORRECTIONS too long. - NBC was on his tail about that already. (Not really 😅)

[@NSoranik]

If Seth was going to commit sepuuku, I thought Shoemaker would have volunteered to be his second (or his kaishakunin) so he could take over the show.

[@the-chillian]

Mickey the Shoe don't go in front of the camera.

[@russellknox5666]

Surely it would be Wally Two Trees who takes over?

[@TheRealHambone]

Seth please don’t fold a frisbee in half and choke on it!

[@laras678]

@@the-chillian Mikey, not Mickey. Get your lore sorted!

[@L_M_V]

Meanwhile I'm just wondering if you misspelled seppuku on purpose

[@kaledrost3769]

When they missed your bail joke, I was like, "Well, dam. That was a good joke."

[@EastSider48215]

Half the jokes I don’t get, but this is still the funniest video of the week every week.

[@davidg3944]

The Emmys will never be a legitimate award until they've recognized the unfathomable greatness that is "Cirrections"! I mean "Carrections". Wait, is it "Cowrections"? And wouldn't that properly be "Bullrections"?

[@kyracunningham9109]

that start was the biggest laugh corrections has ever seen

[@L_M_V]

Is that a plus or a downside?

[@dolphinfaith63]

I look forward to corrections every week. It always cracks me up. And I pass it along to friend who find it hilarious too.

[@smugandsmarmy]

The Tom Brokaw voice fully had me laughing so hard I choked!!! ♥️

[@patrick-west]

All Jackalin' aside... I've had the most bs fucking week at work, everything that could go wrong did, and I keep getting more task load. So... Thanks Seth, honestly watching your weekly hostage video was the highlight of my week. Which is probably the most depressing thought I've had since I was a Goth kid in the 90's.

[@spidrawebster]

Hahaha, I literally laughed out loud at "blowfish". I was on guard, I was looking, but I did not sea that coming. When he said "large nostril bath", I think I would have been on the mf'in floor laughing for minutes if I'd been amongst the crew there. There's just something so funny about making a mistake as you're recording Corrections.

[@SproutMeansGrow]

Corrections is my favorite part of every week.

[@L_M_V]

Corrections kills - metaphorically speaking of course.

[@BoethiusSelector]

Some of his strongest delivery. Just wonderful. I imagine john oliver watching this and laughing till he cries.

[@zazouille2264]

I love Seth’s Nostrilian accent…