Kevin Hart Monologue - SNL

[@blackcowboymusic]

-"Dad it's dark, could you come with me?" -"Absolutely not, this is your journey." LOL

[@rvind000]

This is about you becoming a man son

[@jo3nama696]

Yeah we watched the video

[@RealSupaHotFireVEVO]

@@jo3nama696 Ok boomer.

[@jo3nama696]

@@RealSupaHotFireVEVO ok dumbass who doesn't know a better insult than that and I'm 14

[@nathanshepherd7087]

RealSupaHotFireVEVO L

[@brendancox5091]

“You don’t need thumbs to scare me” 🤣🤣🤣

[@jaironunez7196]

"He's 7 years old, he doesn't do enough!" 😂😂😂😂

[@mikeg6219]

Kevin paints a picture with his words and storys. You can almost imagine them as he is telling his jokes.

[@xzcvzxvxcvz]

Lol very true. I pictured perfectly the entire monologue

[@claudehilaire6274]

True story

[@k.makininayoearle-headley8583]

It's true. A good story teller

[@sebastiancabanilla5703]

Stories

[@sandersloogonzalez8412]

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[@faryalmalik3543]

‘You don’t need thumbs to scare me ‘ hilarious

[@aomaito5549]

What's more funny is they do have thumbs

[@kakakashia]

"Boy, if you don't get your black white ass..." I LOST IT!!! XD

[@baconSlayerX]

+kakakashia "You don't need thumbs to scare me", that's where I lost it :D

[@diegaoxgames58]

@@baconSlayerX 🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too

[@blackshyguy2160]

The band members laughing is my favorite part about this lmao

[@safiiyaa]

they always laugh?

[@b-dub6865]

@@safiiyaa​​⁠​​⁠No, they actually don’t. I’m always looking at the white guy with the gray hair in the front who plays sax. He rarely laughs, but he loved this.

[@b-dub6865]

Me too! You know the monologue is good when you can get them to laugh. They love the comedians.

[@rinasweetness]

The best thing about Kevin Hart is his storytelling. Whether you think he was funny in this or not, and I personally thought this was hilarious for SNL, his stories are very detailed and you can tell that he takes his time making sure it's detailed enough to keep you hooked.

[@justSomeUserOnYT]

Agreed, He includes a lot of detail and you can actually see what he is talking about.

[@Kevinschart]

it's not supposed to be detailed, its supposed to funny. Personally i think he is a funny guy but his comedy is not.

[@SLAMMINnJAMMIN247]

beastwork Co-sign but the good news is more people are waking up to the fact that he's the black Dane Cook and his 15 minutes are almost up. All it will take is ONE Dave Chapelle comeback special to remind people what good storytelling really is when it's funny.

[@Kevinschart]

Myspacegigolo ouch...i hadn't thought of it that way but you're exactly right lol. he's definitely a hack though

[@normarobles8054]

Andefferen

[@rachelmanor1344]

Love how he delivers. Always sound like he tryna get outa something. Lmbo!!

[@hazeleyesChicago]

I loved the bit about the raccoon. Too damn funny!

[@Steve27775]

He came out and owned that stage. Most SNL hosts just look awkward standing there.

[@neghiethervil5606]

Well, he did make a living working on stage so he would be a natural.

[@lopezfan24]

I love how Kevin Hart tells stories perfectly.

[@sleepingquinn]

Brian Griffin he just tells the same jokes again and again

[@willy6245]

thats how a comedy tour works dumbass

[@lopezfan24]

SQ he tests out his jokes. If the audience doesn't like the jokes then he won't tell them again. If they enjoy them then he will tell them again.

[@shelbyshelby3936]

I have watched this clip soooo many times and I still end up laughing hysterically every time! The one-shoulder shrug for reals a showstopper! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abrahamhagos7714]

Kevin Hart has such a "Feel Good" vibe to him. It comes so naturally

[@stacileleague9876]

This was great. I especially liked watching the band members laugh at him.

[@Eizy019]

Finally a comedian that actually makes you laugh....hysterical!!!!

[@donniedarkestra7771]

Kevin is such a great stand up comedian. His timing is so natural.

[@waste25sec]

Best monologue, hands down. Ever. I can rewatch this and keep laughing like crazy.

[@benjibas9829]

Dave chappelle CLEARS

[@AKB19991]

you should watch louis ck's

[@Sochilinda]

He has so much energy :D His monologue was really cute :D I like the part of the son LOL

[@choad45]

I agree, Adorbs :)

[@relientkenny]

A sneak preview from his "what now" movie

[@dre3241]

kman1357 this was first

[@destinymokake6303]

Loved it

[@misfitishh4286]

Destiny Mokake it was really good. And hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@karimadudley7834]

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[@ShubhamKhandelwall]

He was too fast in it

[@zinodz2]

what makes laugh is just seeing him, way he talks and thinks and funny faces he does. you guys look into him too deep about his material

[@Larep11]

Zino Wan Kenobi facts. Being funny is an art.

[@crazycriz5000]

Zino Wan Kenobi Well I personally don't think he is the one of the funniest comedians, but I still watch him cause he is entertaining. He is very funny tho, if u were to sit down and talk to him, he would make you laugh alot in the midst of a conversation. It's just his material can be kinda repetitive sometimes, but it's still entertaining.

[@zinodz2]

Christian Bebee "he's not one of the funniest comedians but he is funny " ? Are you even making any sense

[@crazycriz5000]

Zino Wan Kenobi You obviously didn't read what I put. I said his material is kinda repetitive, but if you were to talk to him, he'd have you laughing because he is a funny guy. His material doesn't display how funny he rly is. Now go back and read.

[@sleepingquinn]

Zino Wan Kenobi it makes perfect sense , what is it that you don't get?

[@carmelug]

One of my favorite monologues... the shoulder thing makes me cry with laughter

[@brendalujan1299]

You can see the whole thing in your mind! Absolutely laugh out loud funny. Just the thing I needed 🤣🤣🤣

[@jeanhansel5805]

Exactly. I pictured the raccoon exactly as he described it. He uses his entire body to paint the picture.

[@jasminepadgett3883]

"This is your journey!" 😂

[@UKCAT5FAN]

Honestly, I thought he was bombing at first. I was wondering, what the hell is he doing? Then his storytelling took over and it was actually an awesome monologue!! Loved it!

[@LivingUnlabeled]

i think i laughed at the chewbacca laugh in the background at 4:12 as hard as i did the entire skit

[@theweekday8158]

hahahahahha😂 I noticed it too

[@DasoMonster]

well dammit going straight to 4:12 then...

[@raphmorgan8740]

LivingUnlabeled observant ain't you?

[@iLLManneredtv]

NyoomBot I just heard it thanks to you!! And same I'm still laughing as I typed this but never really laughed at his monologue

[@daphnemyers5451]

He had me crying!!! Kevin Hart is a fool. He is so damn funny! I have watched them over and over and every time, I am dying!! lol

[@nuk4597]

216 Raccoons disliked this video

[@k.makininayoearle-headley8583]

Haaa

[@eveokundi4224]

😂😂😂

[@UnkownM99]

Idiot

[@avelteavelte6606]

Ahahaha

[@kevincsehoski5778]

1.3k

[@johnlafleur8447]

The best opening monologue in 48 years of SNL

[@PurityIsMyName]

Crazy how he is able to make you imagine everything: the backyard, the "racoon", the trashcan, his son, his lady, the glass, the old lady and his little dog! He is able to make a whole hilarious story out of a simple thing as taking the trash out. He is genius!

[@elefic]

Great storytelling, perfect timing and rythm!

[@aeris44]

Damn people in the comments are trying really hard to make it seem like Kevin Hart wasn't getting the crowd going and musicians in the back too. This was pretty hilarious.

[@behreegee]

Tolly confirms how good Kevin Hart is. The dude is HILARIOUS. Great timing, great standup, his delivery is perfect. He held up throughout the show.

[@LunaWolf29]

This never gets old. HILARIOUS!

[@justicecurry6433]

Im 17... That story about the kid running from the trashcan back to the houser is my life every wednesday (garbage day)

[@kjames1698]

Justice Curry you still do that 4 years later?

[@ronnimartin7033]

Funny!!

[@dsmvfl363]

i'd like to see kevin hart in a dramatic role

[@royambalada]

Saad S watch Everything Must Go it has will Ferrell and Kevin hart in dramatic roles

[@cazmiller605]

Roy Ambalada Kevin Hart is in that movie??

[@thesprock5270]

+Roy Ambalada lmao i got the joke

[@alyssaworshipmusic]

His movie the upside is a good one

[@ronnimartin7033]

Did you see The Upside? Kevin was wonderful in that role!!

[@LunaWolf29]

One of the best SNL monologues!

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

I'd hate to see the worst.

[@zibalulemdeni2334]

Kevin is a good narrator. I can imagine his story 😂🤣

[@GuyOutside]

I don't know wtf you guys talking about, I was crying of laughter. Shit he got me whenever he said he would tell his son to put his hand on the glass one last time lmao😭😂

[@corinehenry6924]

I died throughout this monologue. It was extremely funny and clean. Loved it.

[@jabkam3]

😂😂😂😂😂😭 omg the 'no shoulder' part.

[@KajunMs39]

Omg!! Had me rollin'.. great comedian that leaves you in stitches!!!

[@InCountry6970]

This was the best monolog on SNL. Kevin is a superb story teller

[@atrophyqueen6168]

Kevin Hart is great and fyi raccoons do have thumbs and are known for being able to figure out locks.

[@giantsbyone]

+Atrophy Queen Actually, raccoons don't have opposable thumbs. They are just very good with their front paws. You are right about the locks though. They definitely can figure out simple locks.

[@branon6565]

Raccoons make great targets as well....

[@hectorarredondo6929]

Atrophy Queen Theybhave actual posable thumbs i thought they have a finger that works like a thumb which is how they are able to open lids and stuff which is cool that they have thumbs

[@tmcc6847]

Had a feeling from in the movie "Brother Bear"

[@cheril8891]

Are you guys kidding? Raccoons can open locks???

[@jwilliamcosby]

Hands down, the funniest host SNL has ever had! At least in a whole bunch of years! Lol

[@michaell.8938]

I love Kevin Hart. He makes my stomach hurt from laughing so hard. LOL

[@yashashreemalla4784]

His energy with his humour is just

[@yosraothmeni9854]

This man is a genius comedian! I never knew I could laugh this much until I started watching him ! An absolute brilliant talent 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@blake1896]

Kevin Hart having a MINI DOBERMAN PINSCHER is the funniest dog Breed Kevin could Have🤣 I love that he has a MINI DOBERMAN🤣🤣

[@sumitrochakravarti4483]

That was hilarious! Kevin Hart, one of my favorite comedians ever.

[@borgue]

He's wearing a blacksmith's leather apron as a shirt.

[@choad45]

Nobody cares

[@sandy-ny6xk]

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[@agarcia8279]

"Alright, let me get my flops"

[@simplyyy.mayaaa]

this man is so freaking hilarious love him💖

[@cba0bsa]

Best monologue I've ever seen on SNL. What makes a great comedian? Being unique and funny. He's got it and he nailed it. I wish him all the luck that he richly deserves. Mark.

[@cir1cir]

One of the funniest monologues I've seen on SNL. I'm not a big Hart fan but this had me laughing out loud.

[@xii2proxskillzz]

Peter griffin 4:12 😂😂😂

[@marvinho1010]

lmaooo

[@crazycriz5000]

KINGZz MRpro How did you hear that? 😆

[@ranxalter2550]

KINGZz MRpro 😂😂😂😂😂

[@arsenalsvenfc8809]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂

[@Drumminz22]

bruhhhhh 😂😭👼💀

[@sofiameistrell6934]

There are so many aspects of Kebin Hart's work that are the greatest level of comedic - in my eyes- from his voice to the way he moves and of course his facial expressions never tire to see the man perform ..wish he was around more

[@Thudara69]

I laughed throughout this skit. Thank you, Kevin Hart.

[@Skysky2318]

one of the best monologue in SNL that had me laughing at each line.

[@sugarplumlanenalinda661]

Kevin heart u r the best!!! can wait to see u

[@PrajDy]

He is able to tell the biggest lie in the world and still sound like it really happened :DD Love him so much!

[@pianoplayer618]

and you go "NO" aint no cop gon believe a person with no shoulder xDDD

[@blake1896]

*”I wouldn’t wanna SAVE her.. Bcuz I wouldn’t wanna be with Someone that Survives a MOUNTAIN LION ATTACK” 🤣* KEVIN HART has always been and always will be my favorite Stand up Comedian to ever grip the Mic. Nobody does standup better than and funnier than Kevin Hart and that says a lot bcuz there are A LOT of Stand Up Comedians that are extremely Funny that I love fosho🚫🧢

[@CKJK954T]

"Touch the glass one last time" 😂😂

[@itsnotpan.]

He used the raccoon joke on his What Now movie too lol.

[@bicooo1]

How are people not liking this??? It was so good :)

[@choad45]

I agree. And you're super cute.

[@bicooo1]

That's very sweet but it's not me it's Lily Collins. She really is super cute

[@choad45]

Awww, I'm sure you are too

[@robertparish3222]

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[@oraculox]

Kevin Hart reminds me a lot of Malcolm in the middle humor, and he is so graphic that I bet everyone in the audience would draw the same scene.

[@goldwaterproductions]

I didn't hear this story before I saw What Now so when I saw what now I was laughing my ass off lol. What Now was so good. One of the most fun experiences I've had in a movie theatre in a long time

[@1243fad]

He told this story in his What Now tour lol hilarious

[@seyidzademusa]

How do u know? Is it out?

[@1243fad]

+Guardian760 went to see it when he was on tour

[@madjidjamal3012]

+eric banks haha you are right also in Belgium

[@candyruth2008]

I have watched this monologue at least 6 times, plus originally on SNL, and find it hysterical!! I wasn't very familiar with Kevin Hart and now I love him!

[@leslieanderson430]

THE BEST MONOLOGUE ON SNL IN A VERY LONG TIME, DO YOUR THING KEVIN!

[@tjtampa214]

He delivers the funny fast, like a machine gun and makes you laugh so hard it hurts. 😁

[@georgeparker8198]

"The bottom line is we got a thug raccoon running around" ☠💀☠💀☠💀☠

[@themovieguy89]

way he talks its powerful keeps u interested through out amazing performer

[@brandonbloom5398]

Why he look like a hefty bag that's too full

[@Tee-OhBee]

Lol that's great

[@deluxebanter3435]

Cause he's supa dupa fly

[@ghild4980]

his raisin lookin ass

[@blacbutterfly5906]

Ghil D A VERY RICH raisin lookin ass. STOP HATING!!!!

[@SamuraiShampoo___]

I tell you the truth it is Kevin Hart ain’t got no shortage of black leather

[@JenniferPresents]

Best monologue of the season, and one of the 3 funny episodes this season. He was great- reminded me of Martin Lawrence's episode from the 90's, but all Kevin Hart. He made every skit he was in hilarious.

[@goodeatssaucecompanyllc264]

Yes this is from What Now Kevin Hart knows how to market himself he's smart

[@bezlyn1442]

this was a year ago.......

[@Fasizan]

With all due respect louis ck and dave chappelles monologue are on a whole another level

[@darryljones360]

This shit was HILARIOUS glad to hear something new from this man.

[@cl759]

1:01 of course he couldn't have full size Doberman pinscher, would have had him for breakfast 🤣

[@azks7254]

“Didn’t I tell you to get the trash out, complete lie, I know I never told him”🤣🤣🤣

[@thilaju1]

he killed it with the driveway lights joke

[@dorakidman7502]

Part of the jokes are in the what now movie

[@rockythegreatone8538]

Dora Kidman yes true, i thought the same

[@fit10productions82]

Dora Kidman beat me to it

[@thekashmirgoatmusic]

He was trying out the jokes before he went on tour

[@spikeseagull981]

It's not a movie. It's a stand-up special

[@FrancoisDressler]

@@spikeseagull981 Stand-up specials are for TV, stand-up concerts that are theatrically released like What Now? and Eddie Murphy Raw are movies.

[@HardlyMe]

You good dude! Like how authentic your piece is

[@freespiritmara]

Humor is subjective. I thought he was pretty darn funny.

[@ramonasandoval4953]

Great storyteller..I love how he laughs at himself.. he is legend

[@daquittaclements]

This was like word for word the beginning of his last comedy tour. Me and my brother was sittin there like, 'So no one saw him do this on SNL?!?' #Pissed

[@lilwiley10]

Ok and?

[@christophedamon726]

It's his joke, it's just like a singer singing the same songs at a concert. So I don't what your point is

[@Littlekitten_]

you cant compare a singer an a comedian very different. a comedians job is to be a great funny story teller, to repeat one joke is fine but this whole thing is in the movie which millions of people payed to see when a big part is here for free.. he bragged that he broke world records with his foot ball field he couldve atleast put effort and come out with new material for his fans its his job he just being lazy..

[@Dorilana]

SNL is a platform for people who might not regularly see your show...to get a taste for who you are. Also, this was a long time ago...like earlier in his career...maybe he was nervous and wanted to go with something he knew would get a laugh. You know, rather than write something entirely new that might flop. ...still made me laugh. 😍

[@neghiethervil5606]

@@Littlekitten_ You obviously have no clue as to how comedy and promotions work. There was plenty more material on his special. They use the same materials in different venues all the time and will sometimes use the same jokes for years. Don't blame them for being lazy. Blame the internet for making their job harder.

[@shelbyshelby3936]

“The raccoon was strollin” ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@relientkenny]

Ironically he got more laughs than Chris Rock earlier in the season

[@MisterFoxx]

Because Kevin is talking about a racoon and shoulders lmao people aren't overly sensitive to those things

[@MarriedToTheBestHusband]

Well ya kevin is waay funnier

[@4656superman]

lol compare Kecin to another black comedian so we can choose teams and downgrade the other....lets compare him to seinfield...😁

[@princedavido]

@@MarriedToTheBestHusband 🧢

[@veromoreno-diaz]

Kevin can be a wonderful story teller.:-) Hilarious 😄

[@Jah_LEASE_yah]

This whole monologue was a preview from his “What Now” special.

[@lonerwiththecamera]

When Chappelle calls you perfect, you're a next level comic. This monologue had me rolling.

[@andreblango9362]

It is 1am and everybody is sleeping. So I was laughing so hard I woke everybody up.

[@gloriaerickson9334]

I never get tired of see this! Great bits on SNL too! Super funny!

[@Karanagi]

He might use it twice, but it's a good monologue :D

[@hakimsekh2251]

Real laughter

[@copycatninjitsu]

"I would have just put my hand on the glass and said son, put ur hand on the glass one last time, i love u" Lmfao 😂😂😂

[@Smoojer0Charles]

Hello. I come from the future of 4 years. This video.. is still hilarious. Thank you and good fortunes.

[@FifiFontain]

That entire time i was looking at the reactions from the band in the background. They were cracking up throughout the whole monologue. :)

[@Gold-ux2tl]

Much lov from Dubai .. Kevin

[@216designs]

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS SON WAS RUNNING FROM!