Blinded by water, globally disrespected art historian Goniloc attempts to explain the meaning of the Bell Witch cover art. Instagram: / goniloc Facebook: / gonilocofficial
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@Nekrist6664 жыл бұрын
This guy's creativity makes me feel stupid.
@jessepusatero55114 жыл бұрын
Shallow and pedantic
@upliftmofo4 жыл бұрын
@@jessepusatero5511 hmm, indeed shallow and pedantic
@bschuler62164 жыл бұрын
Deep and sophomoric.
@pasqualecurry77733 жыл бұрын
Poo and pee
@skutecnyatom Жыл бұрын
Goo and gaa
@k0lds0up54 жыл бұрын
“But don’t worry, it gets worse”
@warped_rider3 жыл бұрын
Doom metal in a nutshell.
@jma10954 жыл бұрын
I freaking love this channel. No music, no cringe jokes, no nonsense-just a man (skull head?) loving his metal and sharing it with us. Goniloc, we salute you!
@oldworldpatriot89204 жыл бұрын
This guy doesn’t have nearly enough videos. I see new Cowbelly meme vids everyday,why can’t Goniloc?
@jma10954 жыл бұрын
@lonesome_blue Yup! :D
@AkiWataru2 жыл бұрын
and no crap about parteon subs likes and other shit xd just pure funny content
@thomasedwardlawrence97754 жыл бұрын
Corrupted Cover Art: Manilla Road is what I'm waiting for. That would be a loooong video
@baxcabaxca72854 жыл бұрын
D
@ScreamBloodyGwar4 жыл бұрын
Hi Huutis
@baphometfathom53484 жыл бұрын
Grausamkeit a man of taste
@spicebag304 жыл бұрын
A buckethead one would take a couple hours
@notanm66164 жыл бұрын
Second. In this video, when he mentioned "The Deluge" I kind of expected Manilla Road's album to pop up for a quick second.
@ADeadlierSnake4 жыл бұрын
Corrupted cover art videos are like adhd-fueled shower-thought salad
@metalbilly51214 жыл бұрын
Poor Ghost in Grey Blanket He just wanted a better blanket We should make him happy and make him bigger house and smaller blanket so he can be at home
@sidneydavidson9934 жыл бұрын
Why didn't he just start a Gofundme campaign?
@costantinocarnevale32894 жыл бұрын
@@sidneydavidson993 because his pc is in the house and his blanket too big for typing or holding a phone
@bardmode90964 жыл бұрын
I'm down to ballroom dance to funeral doom.
@joeyuzwa8913 жыл бұрын
ahab seems somewhat doable. bell witch seems impossible to dance to
@manwtf38834 жыл бұрын
"ladies and gentlemen it appears that we're dealing with some classic, old-fashioned, salt-of-the-earth insurance fraud." -goniloc, 2020
@TheInundation4 жыл бұрын
Bust out laughing there
@w4lkingc4t44 жыл бұрын
this could have all been avoided if the ghost of the grey blanked simply folded the blanket so he could get back into his house
@Colin-ch6zh Жыл бұрын
trueeeee
@Bakiyochi8442011 ай бұрын
Thats a nice curve ball
@eriksyrnyk35283 жыл бұрын
"Evidenced by the fact that it fits my narrative and I would prefer if nobody contradicts me" defines my entire existence and how I deal with the world around me.
@Spooki_Gh0st8 ай бұрын
im 14 and this is deep
@AidanMartin4 жыл бұрын
dude the next corrupted cover art episode should be obituary
@ThenameisMarsh4 жыл бұрын
Mirror Reaper came up randomly on one of my Spotify playlists. I saw that 1 hour 23 minute playtime and thought it must have been a mistake from the band, uploading an entire album as a single track instead of separate songs.
@tite934 жыл бұрын
And it's still too short
@BigShrdr Жыл бұрын
this is exactly what i've felt upon encountering Sleep's Dopesmoker
@bigman9905 Жыл бұрын
@@BigShrdr try some mizmor too
@alexiszeppelin13063 жыл бұрын
You actually got me to check out this band, and they're now one of my favs.
@sailorhatphilosopher91494 жыл бұрын
You know what I love about goniloc he’s quotable
@warped_rider4 жыл бұрын
Your bones spend a lifetime wet, so no wonder they want to stay dry in the afterlife.
@haroldaspilkauskas54114 жыл бұрын
My favorite band covered by my 62nd favorite youtuber?! What a treat!
@plasmapro66514 жыл бұрын
"Ayy yo can i borrow some kind of sheet from your bed" "Sure man just take a blanket or something" *Takes comically large blanket*
@supersts76284 жыл бұрын
Bach Witch
@droidlittle5824 жыл бұрын
Yet another fantastic installment of corrupted cover art. These never fail to make me laugh. Cheers!
@legoharry1004 жыл бұрын
I had no idea that Bell Witch had detailed knowledge about insurance fraud, class action lawsuits, and wanton property damage. Better get LegalEagle over here quick!
@GBPFootballClub4 жыл бұрын
Mirror Reaper was the best metal album of 2017. One of my very favorites. Thanks for this Goniloc
@skutecnyatom3 жыл бұрын
10:53 That little giggle made the video bajillion times better.
@RomanSnow4 жыл бұрын
I'm wearing a shirt from the Bell Witch Cave and for almost a full second I legit thought the algorithm was getting information from my webcam somehow. But then I saw this about an album and has more to do with my history of looking at Metal channels.
@anomolouscow37613 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, Mirror Reaper is probably the most stunningly gorgeous and epic metal album covers I have ever seen
@CthulhusDream4 жыл бұрын
I see Bell Witch, I hit like.
@GarageInc7234 жыл бұрын
Corrupted Cover Art: Thou (take us through biblical Art PLEASE)
@Ethan-ue2xb4 жыл бұрын
Electric Wizard corrupt cover art please
@aSandwich.134 жыл бұрын
These videos are an accurate portrayal of what I hear in my brain all day, everyday.
@randomthingisee4 жыл бұрын
Corrupted Cover Art: Archgoat
@andrewdow66234 жыл бұрын
YES
@justanotherrandomontheyout47913 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@putridabomination4 жыл бұрын
Corrupted Cover Art on Impetigo and Terrorizer would be interesting.
@josearaiza16314 жыл бұрын
Worm downfall?
@putridabomination4 жыл бұрын
Whores of Zombies?
@josearaiza16314 жыл бұрын
Putrid Abomination storm of straws?
@ashertelvallo94804 жыл бұрын
Darker plates ahead.
@cushpnk Жыл бұрын
Holy fuck didnt think I'd see Infant Slug here
@Reverent19982 жыл бұрын
Just found your KZbin channel and it is a goldmine. Thank you lol.
@maebae53504 жыл бұрын
Bell Witch is one of my most favprite discoveries ever, and the cover for Longing is hugely to thank for it. I found the cover somewhere once and out of curiousity as to the music itself I traced the art back to the band. Not only did I discover Bell Witch which is one of my most favprite bands ever but Funeral Foom Metal as a whole. Best discovery I've ever stumbled upon. All thanks to Longing's album cover which is still my favorite style of art to this day. I discovered Fórn the exact same way.
@Superferet14 жыл бұрын
In true doom form, the raised house on "Longing" was a reference to Pallbearer's "Foundations of Burden" which had not yet been made, but prophecised by our friend the blanket ghost.
@southofheck3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I know a lot about metal until I watch these vids. So many bands I’ve never listened to or even heard of.
@VaughanRoderick4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, if you could do a Sleep/High on Fire/Om video, I'll sell all my possessions and forward you the money.
@thevaultofgehenna4 жыл бұрын
Corrupted Cover Art: Suffocation next?
@nipulkradmsinatagras82934 жыл бұрын
Beneath The Mask is a killer phenomenal track.
@alexiszeppelin13063 жыл бұрын
It is. Especially if you look into the sample, and that whole movie can be summed up into that one song. Absolutely amazing!
@Youcifer4 жыл бұрын
You're a criminally underrated metal cognoscente, Goniloc-a veritable metal encyclopedia, even. This channel makes me soggy.
@bro-rm5xo4 жыл бұрын
Bell Witch are incredible
@DaisyHead6664 жыл бұрын
Finally, he does bell witch. Ive loved bell witch for a while..
@upliftmofo4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, new Corrupted Coverart! Thanks for blessing us with this!
@williamcarter60064 жыл бұрын
Once again PapaNiloc graces us with his content
@salamanderavem37824 жыл бұрын
I paused and listened to them and came back Now im a fan
@alecjasper4 жыл бұрын
This is great. I actually laughed about the phantom as financial word.
@helmzmen4 жыл бұрын
Gonilocs videos are not only hilarious and inteligent in a weird sort of way. But they're worth watching just by the amount of amazing bands that he name drops in his videos.
@fortreebeard92734 жыл бұрын
Well hello there
@thundertruckinwilly45824 жыл бұрын
Do Corrupted Cover Art: Corrupted's Cover Art next!
@mattgauck65184 жыл бұрын
I swear to blanketed death these are the funniest and most satisfying videos on the internet. Shall I dare to dream and search the future for a Cryptopsy Corrupted Cover Art video? I would even settle for a clumsy joke about the prank-gone-wrong featured on None So Vile! Truly a low bar indeed!
@BlareWolfgang3 жыл бұрын
I mean that actually went together really well, I wouldn’t be surprised if he hit the nail on the head with this one
@travismiller24804 жыл бұрын
Best KZbin channel ever
@KMakoENVtuber4 жыл бұрын
Bell witch, a band I found out from a spongebob meme. Thank you for doing this fantastic band
@panicnow143 жыл бұрын
"Even the moon looks like it has an iron deficiency." That made me smile so hard I subscribed.
@vaughnhadley814 жыл бұрын
Bell Witch is fucking awesome. I want longing on a jewel case more than i want to know where my dad went
@eduardodurigao58504 жыл бұрын
sometimes in the dawn I ask myself when it all goes wrong in my life. Then I remember I'm watching goniloc at 5am and somehow everything makes sense.
@jdalewrites4 жыл бұрын
Did you try giving that spirit tree fiddy?
@wmb15594 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck yeah, I love this band!
@agustinriestra95943 жыл бұрын
I found myself very welcomed here, second video I watch from you and you bring up asado (I'm from Argentina lol). Loving your content dude, and your voice fits great
@dominicross964 жыл бұрын
Do Death's cover art!!!!!!!
@nolkius71054 жыл бұрын
I really liked this video! Original and well-written. Was subscribed some times ago, but never really watched your work... Now, I know what to do!
@blazjerebic80974 жыл бұрын
I'm always waiting for these vids to drop
@JimmySawFinger4 жыл бұрын
Not knowing who Bell Witch are I got two minutes into this vid and then decided to just take a quick little listen to see whats up. Hit that search bar and grab the first track i see on yourtube. Mirror Reaper I didn't know anything about this band, 29mins into that track and a add hit me pulls me out. I cannot put into words how this song made me really feel up to that point but dam, that was something beautiful. I'm not one for doom but changes my mind a little. Thank you Goniloc for this recommendation
@nom53584 жыл бұрын
definitely check out “Bails” off Longing. i listened to nothing but that track for a week once.
@Kilroyan4 жыл бұрын
finally, it all makes sense now. glad to see that the spirit of critical analysis is still alive and well somewhere on youtube. thanks!
@capngrimm36844 жыл бұрын
YES BELL WITCH
@helskrifvhollow33163 жыл бұрын
Unlike Goniloc, my bones are hardly ever dry.
@PunishedGayMelGibson4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah Ive had the cover art for Longing as my PS4 background forever. Dope ass band
@mikesterling22294 жыл бұрын
you should do cannibal corpse that would be awesome
@invujerry4 жыл бұрын
I made my wife suffer through this. And then I looked up the album art for mirror reaper. I found out it was an actual full painting not just a square. The conversation we had went as follows: Me:Oh honey here this is the album cover *swipes over to next photo* and this is the full art. Wife: O.O long
@ferd15723 жыл бұрын
Corrupted Cover Art: Mayhem Wait, no!
@colonelinfernal50042 жыл бұрын
The demos cover is a whispering eye. There's a lil pearl above her head. Spot that, and you can see the big picture. I could be wrong though. 🙃
@eduardodiaz99424 жыл бұрын
The artwork for Four Phantoms was done by Paolo Girardi, who in the last few years has drawn some of the best covers this side of Dan Seagrave
@karlhopprr9824 жыл бұрын
I’m just waiting for Bell Witch to come out and confirm the aimless rambling goniloc just did as cannon.
@sollybear334 жыл бұрын
Do Hair metal. Bastardized history!
@ZacharyTheJackal4 жыл бұрын
Its history is already funny enough
@sollybear334 жыл бұрын
@@ZacharyTheJackal which is why it would make a great video.
@ZacharyTheJackal4 жыл бұрын
@@sollybear33 Good point
@sollybear333 жыл бұрын
@Captain Bruh idk I figure hair and glam metal are the same.
@juliolaurian17774 жыл бұрын
Goddammit I love this band.
@haydonnorton11584 жыл бұрын
new 👏 goniloc 👏 video 👏
@IoAKAIolite3 жыл бұрын
Goniloc made me ask who is benefiting from wetting the skeletons
@vigaxan864 жыл бұрын
Bro this vid makes me so happy Bell Witch has such cool shit
@gustavocardoso94534 жыл бұрын
didin't expect a bell witch video
@guitarrwd4 жыл бұрын
You never disappoint goniloc
@travischilders99214 жыл бұрын
Love!
@jeffsimmons48224 жыл бұрын
I needed this.
@Silasssssssss4 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this episode
@gordongray31024 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the new video king 👑👑👑
@thevanishingman8753 жыл бұрын
My great grandmother is n Niola Bell. From Adams Tennessee. And I've heard some scary shit about that place
@Mortuarydrake4 жыл бұрын
Sick burn on Seattle! There's like 4 good bands here lmao
@poncho_x44104 жыл бұрын
What in the upstairs window on the longing cover art? Perhaps the smaller blanket so desired by our fraudulent specter.
@pphaskens53994 жыл бұрын
I love bell witch
@clinicallydead32104 жыл бұрын
one of the few bands i rlly enjoy
@mikkoleinonen98464 жыл бұрын
For some reason the M A S S I V E at 0:43 made me laugh out loud
@tancredelegalileen97774 жыл бұрын
Omg Goniloc made a reference about my country, I'm about to die
@oldblossomdies4 жыл бұрын
This is the one I wanted to see most, nice, I love Longing
@Jinars.4 жыл бұрын
You are the Trey the Explainer of Metal
@FortyWink4 жыл бұрын
Well Bitch, you made an awesome video about Bell Witch, Goniloc.
@abysmalc92514 жыл бұрын
Love this band!
@blankscreen19454 жыл бұрын
Metal cover art is the best cover art!!!
@AlbinoAxolotl19934 жыл бұрын
Corrupted Cover Art: Blind Guardian when?
@angry_mouse4 жыл бұрын
I seriously need this man's dealer contact information.
@thezestychunk55754 жыл бұрын
YES! Bell witch!!!
@Empyrean554 жыл бұрын
God I love this so much Bell Witch are also fantastic
@gardenboydon4 жыл бұрын
I wish there was more funny heavy metal YT content! 🙏
@Fr0zenPurgatory4 жыл бұрын
Mirror reaper has a second half of there artwork btw
@MrRossy164 жыл бұрын
First time I see a video from this channel, Idk if you already checked "Lantlôs-Neon" but you should do that.