Thats something out of a sleep paralysis night terror
@jma10954 жыл бұрын
7:22
@Jesusblowsme6664 жыл бұрын
I think Dummy goniloc is far more frightening 10:44
@vargvikernes24164 жыл бұрын
this one 7:22 or that one 11:52
@Showmedacarfax4 жыл бұрын
@@vargvikernes2416 7:22
@putridabomination4 жыл бұрын
Mortician is a great source for horror movies to watch.
@digitalcthulhu1434 жыл бұрын
It is a great joy listening to Mortician and not watching horror movies until after. When I started watching I always liked knowing what they would say next based on Mortician samples.
@adrianepena554 жыл бұрын
Mortician is breakfast
@yuryur69083 жыл бұрын
honestly have been on a binge of all the slasher movies mortician samples
@viscountrainbows64523 жыл бұрын
I watched Candyman because of one of their samples. No regrets.
@alientooth9125 Жыл бұрын
@@digitalcthulhu143 what is the sample in stab
@ilocosmetro4 жыл бұрын
Don't strain yourself with these high speed uploads, Goniloc. Slow down a little
@mikewarper67894 жыл бұрын
Goniloc is switching from doom to thrash metal
@shotgunjustice96054 жыл бұрын
@@mikewarper6789 And Thrash is trash, baybay!
@dylonsbassandguitarcovers73144 жыл бұрын
@@shotgunjustice9605 thrash is amazing
@salads27064 жыл бұрын
Dylon 358 given his name is derived from the shotgun justice album of legendary canadian thrash band RAZOR, i think he’s just playin with the channel joke
@shotgunjustice96054 жыл бұрын
@@salads2706 Yeah, it is one of Goniloc's running gags, I thought everyone was aware of this Thrash is trash... and so am I
@travischilders99214 жыл бұрын
I think Goniloc might have the only not toxic metal comment section on KZbin.
@lordsomethingorother2904 жыл бұрын
No, that's what the Discord is for.
@gman00474 жыл бұрын
There are no arguments of what sub genre is best or who came before who here no one gives a shit
@karljonson32874 жыл бұрын
Just them sweet ol memes
@cia93154 жыл бұрын
Cs
@yeah47104 жыл бұрын
Shut the up dum dum
@levimcglinchey58434 жыл бұрын
This is definitely the sexiest ASMR on the market right now
@kst98394 жыл бұрын
agreed
@rvfiasco4 жыл бұрын
By FAR!!
@mauropresta72394 жыл бұрын
Yep, totally
@teetoys764 жыл бұрын
😕................................
@SlyHikari034 жыл бұрын
This guy could be a radio host for a rock station.
@Jinars.4 жыл бұрын
I don't even listen to death metal, I just like his voice
@efestus54 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@rickc21024 жыл бұрын
Same. I only really listen to 3 or 4 extreme metal bands anymore, and none of them death metal.
@radiant_7354 Жыл бұрын
You should definitely listen to extreme metal if you’re open to giving a shot. There are some fantastic bands that are hard to dislike out there. If you want some suggestions I’ve got a few great ones!
@StewartLucrative Жыл бұрын
@@radiant_7354 what bands do you suggest?
@radiant_7354 Жыл бұрын
@@StewartLucrative Amon Amarth, Carcass, Archspire, Misery Index
@PivotWar334 жыл бұрын
This is definitely going down as one of the absolute strangest yet totally entertaining videos that has ever been recommended to me. I love it
@rockaddict37444 жыл бұрын
It was recommended to me too... I subbed before it ended
@tomobrien53454 жыл бұрын
This dude has a brilliant way of making hilarious videos but also while hipping you to some seriously good "underground" heavy music, with NO arrogance or uppity "you wouldn't of heard of it" attitude. Love him.
@mni_74 жыл бұрын
first time?
@stickafingerinit43814 жыл бұрын
I too, am very glad to be one of the people the algorithm gods have blessed with a recommendation to this channel
@yleeckles22893 жыл бұрын
I was going to like your comment but it has 69 and I wasn't gonna be the mf to ruin it.
@deathoftheparty44244 жыл бұрын
Only Goniloc could link Mortician to a fetish for hammer head sharks... I am not disappointed of course as always.
@Glass_Caskets4 жыл бұрын
Never really cared for Mortician but I loved their album art. That’s what made me buy their shit to begin with
@viscountrainbows64523 жыл бұрын
I remember being severely tempted to buy a House By The Cemetery shirt off a guy for 50 bucks. Not because it's one of my fave albums, but I just like the art that much. Nowadays someone on Etsy probably has bootlegs for like 25 bucks or someshit cos "rare" shirts are much harder to maintain their rarity when any dingus can go to CustomInk or look up a screenprinting tutorial.
@28nihilist Жыл бұрын
Mortician is life.
@mioakiyama49194 жыл бұрын
Corrupted album art dehumanizing Itatrain Worship
@M856194 жыл бұрын
That first album cover has a Mike Judge-feel to it
@TheVinylCorner14 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being the person who speaks the truth on the very under rated Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
@nustde00 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like Im the only person who has listened to them unironically. been a fan since i was 16, im 38 now.
@columbodalmas28004 жыл бұрын
I've seen Mortician live a few times. So much fun.
@ANLATCHNOON4 жыл бұрын
7:24 I didn’t want human Goniloc to be my paralysis demon, but thank you.
@alexiszeppelin13063 жыл бұрын
Human Goniloc is the most sexy thing on planet earth. Gill Graber is a close second.
@TheGameGrinder4 жыл бұрын
I watched this while eating lunch, and I was almost not able to keep going.... because laughing. Mortician photo with Mortiis is legendary. They've posted a lot of live and rehearsal vids on their FB page over the last year, it's pretty rad.
@goat666db4 жыл бұрын
Is that Mortiis and Sammy from Goatwhore/Acid Bath in the picture too? I’d like to go to a NYDM BBQ someday lol
@michaelkeneally21464 жыл бұрын
"There were the blood tears of course, it isn't a breakdown without them."
@spegynmerbles39934 жыл бұрын
“He has the advantage of the irreversibly splayed rib cage, I GUESS” XD
@ShanesSlothMunchies4 жыл бұрын
So glad someone is giving this band the recognition they deserve
@THEshaggyrogers4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: every time goniloc uploads. 101% of the viewers nut
@geekymetalhead51124 жыл бұрын
Pffft whaaaat
@christosyannios93214 жыл бұрын
Geeky Metalhead the 1% is Goniloc himslef
@gman00474 жыл бұрын
Christos Yannios everyone does every once and an upload
@vallisdaemonumofficial4 жыл бұрын
101st like
@yleeckles22893 жыл бұрын
that's crazy you say so
@lichenthug4 жыл бұрын
Teenage Slamming Wigga Turtles
@shaneeroh22134 жыл бұрын
This is like Sam O'nella with death metal and I'm happy about it
@sainguin38874 жыл бұрын
It's a lot closer to Sseth, but Sam is a good comparison too.
@Fandirek4 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Human Goniloc isn't real, he can't hurt you. Human Goniloc: 7:24
@stordoy4 жыл бұрын
I tell ya! last year at the family gathering my uncle played us all like fiddles when he started decomposing out'a nowhere. Gave us all quite a laugh before we burried him in the garden.
@Szopjale14 жыл бұрын
* relaxing and eating my soup while watching the video* -"I hope you're still hungry because boy do we have a feast of flesh coming up for you" - why thank you.
@rickc21024 жыл бұрын
I guess if all the veggies are already consumed, I'll settle for a fleshkebab.
@DarkAbyss094 жыл бұрын
"Death grind daddy-o's"
@MetalTrenches4 жыл бұрын
Just discovered your channel. Always excited to find other fellow metalheads creating content.
@hadesthebassist4 жыл бұрын
fucking mortician!!!! my chainsaw dismemberment long sleeve is the best purchase I’ve ever made
@TanneriteStuffedDogForTheATF4 жыл бұрын
I still remember having nightmares as a child after going to a record shop and seeing the "Chainsaw Dismemberment" cover art lol
@JavierGarcia-kb1no4 жыл бұрын
This Channel is Awesome!! Hilarious Content Man.
@riggsd75504 жыл бұрын
Hacked up was my first experience with the band life long fan since
@Halofreaks95244 жыл бұрын
Nice try, but Apple Music says Mortician is rock and Anthony Fantano says they’re stinky so your argument is invalid. I’ll allow you two hours to take this video down.
@metalslayer69_yt694 жыл бұрын
who cares about what a fat nerd has to say?
@viscountrainbows64523 жыл бұрын
Calling Mortician "Rock" is like referring to lava as "warm".
@cannibal666 Жыл бұрын
Hacked up for barbecue cover is freaking awesome🤘
@ozowoz4 жыл бұрын
I've been thinking about this cover a lot lately. Thank you, CIA
@jaredwooten65904 жыл бұрын
Dude this was awesome. Very entertaining. I discovered them during the Zombie Apocalypse era and haven't looked back since.
@shotgunjustice96054 жыл бұрын
Just a few days away from Sseth and Mandalore Are you taking funding from The Merchants Guild ?
@terminator5724 жыл бұрын
The conspiracy runs deeper now that Mandalore uploaded today
@matthiasthulman40584 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment to see if anyone else was getting Sseth vibes. Noice
@WhisperingShade4 жыл бұрын
@@matthiasthulman4058 ditto.
@viscountrainbows64523 жыл бұрын
@@matthiasthulman4058 Sseth and Sam O Nella did a fusion dance and started headbanging.
@kotanovakota4 жыл бұрын
6:27 reminds me of Cronos's forehead
@carolinebutler67763 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@Aurusmband2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@h8ed1214 жыл бұрын
My favorite band
@HorrorUberAlles4 жыл бұрын
Y*utube recommendations have brought me here. And I gotta say, I am very pleased.
@ORINOCO1294 жыл бұрын
I think this is among the best KZbin channels ever haha. Absolute top class entertainment!
@sainguin38874 жыл бұрын
You're like the Sseth of metal. I fucking love it.
@rowanmcmichael45834 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting this, but I am so happy this band is so good
@nameless_ghoul_21094 жыл бұрын
They have some pretty random merch lol. Shower curtains and shoes. I bought the Chainsaw Dismemberment flag a while back and the size is no joke, totally worth it.
@FrederickW4 жыл бұрын
Rip Stuart Gordon
@wolfkermek4 жыл бұрын
Loved Mortician ever since I found it from watching Gummo, something about the songs just scratch a fun itch
@SLAYERSWINE14 жыл бұрын
I remember when Mortician was on American Bandstand. Dick Clark was pissed when the singer hit him in the head with a ball peen hammer.
@meatlejuice4 жыл бұрын
Shit I still need to listen to Mortician
@NobodyCaresALot4 жыл бұрын
This is how I heard about Stuart Gordon passing. That fucking sucks. Always liked his perspective and film style.
@o00thunderhawk00o4 жыл бұрын
cool to hear some history on brutal death metal i just got into it this year and its really an interesting experience.
@neonwitch14494 жыл бұрын
i love how fast he is uploading now!!
@czanderrr4 жыл бұрын
Two corrupted cover arts in a week, how can we be so lucky? This is the best metal content on KZbin
@jc300819834 жыл бұрын
Wow... That script is something else, amazing work sir
@NateB19763 жыл бұрын
So I never heard of these guys before. Never seen the name in the metal or punk rock rags I used to read. But when I saw that cover at Discexchange music store back in the day I just had to buy it. After all I always felt like I should have been Bubba and Choptop's third bro. Pretty decent album and all but the most use I got out of it was all the mix tapes I used it on. Not so much for their songs. I put some of their songs on them but it was for what was in between their songs. Those lovely sounds of pure human suffering. Those sound bites stolen from Hollywood that just sounded so great on my blast beat and grunts mix tapes. I'd later read in a metal magazine how the band was having a contest to name all the movie titles they used on that cd in between their songs. There's still 2 to this day I can't figure out.
@dvourmusik4 жыл бұрын
I have met Will from Mortician he pretty chill
@charlesrichardson66633 жыл бұрын
If you ever find yourself in Lubbock Texas you are totally welcome to stay in my home but only if you are willing to endure my willingness to create chairs from deceased remains
@rubbingalkohol4 жыл бұрын
Ah hell yess Mortician
@Anthony-xn5ru4 жыл бұрын
I watched it twice... did I miss Mortal Massacre?
@meengeen554 жыл бұрын
Oh wow ,that was F*kn great🤘 🤘. I was pissing from the eye with the "Barbeque" jokes 😂. And to find someone who also shares my same sense of Dark,Dry, Sarcastic humor? Subscribed 👍
@losertown3334 жыл бұрын
goniloc blessing us with lots of content lately
@DIS-M3M-B3R4 жыл бұрын
Dude I'd be able to die in peace if you ever make a broken hope corrupted cover art!!😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
@DeathBYDesign6664 жыл бұрын
They had a lot of Wes Benscotter cover art as well. He was quite popular with death metal bands back in the day.
@DIS-M3M-B3R4 жыл бұрын
@@DeathBYDesign666 damn that sounds dope. Thanks for info, never knew who made the art! Too sick!
@kcusuck5781 Жыл бұрын
i like how in Chainsaw Dismemberment gonoloc completely ignored this guy behind this woman lol
@KoscheitheDeathles4 жыл бұрын
Just discovered you... 5 minutes into this video I’m typing this.. I now believe in love @ first sight. SUBSCRIBED¡!¡
@TheCondorjc4 жыл бұрын
The gallows humor gives me life in times like this. Rock on 🤘🏼
@marten9494 жыл бұрын
Why is Estonia in Dummy Mode USA at 10:42?
@faceless23024 жыл бұрын
that's what Im asking
@willgiering68444 жыл бұрын
Human shrek has officially met his match
@jamesthesoulreaver4 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so much, you are amazing at the humor man 😄
@Chrisdoesntlikenoisecore8 ай бұрын
the movie samples r da best
@vallisdaemonumofficial4 жыл бұрын
I love Mortician I'm so happy about this
@christianwaldrup71214 жыл бұрын
Aj good sent us
@Perfection_Personified4 жыл бұрын
Well this was amazing and I need to see much more. Instant sub.
@thelastdaybreathinginetern13854 жыл бұрын
I love Archspire!
@DeathBYDesign6664 жыл бұрын
You sir have earned yourself a new fan and subscription. That was really funny shit bro! I have a friend who is old school nydm, he knows all these guys and he would love this.
@squashua_4 жыл бұрын
AJ from The House of Masks sent us
@baloothepibble84214 жыл бұрын
GONILOC is my hero! I’m buying a shirt for everyday of the week
@fkfkdkfkbx.4 жыл бұрын
FINALLY FUCKIN FINALLY! NOW MORE PEOPLE WILL JOIN US!
@edvardsgaugers98264 жыл бұрын
ah shit, 7:56 , a car from Latvia, much obliged, we've been noticed.
@SquibbeyJenkins4 жыл бұрын
Pathology would be dope because the covers tell a story
@kornermaster7933 жыл бұрын
Fucking love mortician
@youpig60604 жыл бұрын
Keep this stuff coming bro i love it all
@cuntrolldenied77224 жыл бұрын
That was the fastest I ever clicked on a video
@TheWolfManPlatina4 жыл бұрын
fucking damn i love your videos on all these less known bands
@travischilders99214 жыл бұрын
Love! Love! Love!
@antcircus55644 жыл бұрын
2 in 1 week? Did I die and go to Valhalla?
@kreatorkalie63934 жыл бұрын
Goniloc cured my depression
@jfrsnjhnsn4 жыл бұрын
Seriously one of the funniest people on youtube
@lordsomethingorother2904 жыл бұрын
11:58 is foreshadowing for 10:44, for those new to Goniloc lore.
@doomhead42034 жыл бұрын
This was pretty great not gonna lie
@faceless23024 жыл бұрын
I never knew Estonia was a state in Dummy Mode USA, no wonder I failed history class
@ANukeWithLegs4 жыл бұрын
Did you know that Eastern Europe is not a country ?
@CYBERLMAO4 жыл бұрын
D U M M Y M O D E
@mothman63784 жыл бұрын
Not to devalue work, but this dude reminds me of SamONella but better somehow. Definitely subscribing, and I might check out the band too.
@lupe66454 жыл бұрын
110% true, I was the chair
@kingcrab93744 жыл бұрын
This video gives off strong sseth tzeentach energy
@aidancrowe72444 жыл бұрын
I seek the return of the magnificent clown
@whamases4 жыл бұрын
This is gold.
@pongotv224 жыл бұрын
Oh shit it's gonlingoclogclonocn!
@bigdawghoss98714 жыл бұрын
More Q U A L L I T I E content from our boi Goniloc. Mortician always put's a huge shit eating grin on my face whenever they come on.
@Studio7314 жыл бұрын
Wes Benscotter did most of the covers. Just throwing that out there.