Corrupted Cover Art: Mortician

[@Showmedacarfax]

Human goniloc is scarier than any cover art ever.

[@lupe6645]

Thats something out of a sleep paralysis night terror

[@jma1095]

7:22

[@Jesusblowsme666]

I think Dummy goniloc is far more frightening 10:44

[@vargvikernes2416]

this one 7:22 or that one 11:52

[@Showmedacarfax]

@@vargvikernes2416 7:22

[@putridabomination]

Mortician is a great source for horror movies to watch.

[@digitalcthulhu143]

It is a great joy listening to Mortician and not watching horror movies until after. When I started watching I always liked knowing what they would say next based on Mortician samples.

[@adrianepena55]

Mortician is breakfast

[@yuryur6908]

honestly have been on a binge of all the slasher movies mortician samples

[@viscountrainbows6452]

I watched Candyman because of one of their samples. No regrets.

[@alientooth9125]

@@digitalcthulhu143 what is the sample in stab

[@ilocosmetro]

Don't strain yourself with these high speed uploads, Goniloc. Slow down a little

[@mikewarper6789]

Goniloc is switching from doom to thrash metal

[@shotgunjustice9605]

@@mikewarper6789 And Thrash is trash, baybay!

[@dylonsbassandguitarcovers7314]

@@shotgunjustice9605 thrash is amazing

[@salads2706]

Dylon 358 given his name is derived from the shotgun justice album of legendary canadian thrash band RAZOR, i think he’s just playin with the channel joke

[@shotgunjustice9605]

@@salads2706 Yeah, it is one of Goniloc's running gags, I thought everyone was aware of this Thrash is trash... and so am I

[@travischilders9921]

I think Goniloc might have the only not toxic metal comment section on KZbin.

[@lordsomethingorother290]

No, that's what the Discord is for.

[@gman0047]

There are no arguments of what sub genre is best or who came before who here no one gives a shit

[@karljonson3287]

Just them sweet ol memes

[@cia9315]

Cs

[@yeah4710]

Shut the up dum dum

[@levimcglinchey5843]

This is definitely the sexiest ASMR on the market right now

[@kst9839]

agreed

[@rvfiasco]

By FAR!!

[@mauropresta7239]

Yep, totally

[@teetoys76]

😕................................

[@SlyHikari03]

This guy could be a radio host for a rock station.

[@Jinars.]

I don't even listen to death metal, I just like his voice

[@efestus5]

Me 2

[@rickc2102]

Same. I only really listen to 3 or 4 extreme metal bands anymore, and none of them death metal.

[@radiant_7354]

You should definitely listen to extreme metal if you’re open to giving a shot. There are some fantastic bands that are hard to dislike out there. If you want some suggestions I’ve got a few great ones!

[@StewartLucrative]

@@radiant_7354 what bands do you suggest?

[@radiant_7354]

@@StewartLucrative Amon Amarth, Carcass, Archspire, Misery Index

[@PivotWar33]

This is definitely going down as one of the absolute strangest yet totally entertaining videos that has ever been recommended to me. I love it

[@rockaddict3744]

It was recommended to me too... I subbed before it ended

[@tomobrien5345]

This dude has a brilliant way of making hilarious videos but also while hipping you to some seriously good "underground" heavy music, with NO arrogance or uppity "you wouldn't of heard of it" attitude. Love him.

[@mni_7]

first time?

[@stickafingerinit4381]

I too, am very glad to be one of the people the algorithm gods have blessed with a recommendation to this channel

[@yleeckles2289]

I was going to like your comment but it has 69 and I wasn't gonna be the mf to ruin it.

[@deathoftheparty4424]

Only Goniloc could link Mortician to a fetish for hammer head sharks... I am not disappointed of course as always.

[@Glass_Caskets]

Never really cared for Mortician but I loved their album art. That’s what made me buy their shit to begin with

[@viscountrainbows6452]

I remember being severely tempted to buy a House By The Cemetery shirt off a guy for 50 bucks. Not because it's one of my fave albums, but I just like the art that much. Nowadays someone on Etsy probably has bootlegs for like 25 bucks or someshit cos "rare" shirts are much harder to maintain their rarity when any dingus can go to CustomInk or look up a screenprinting tutorial.

[@28nihilist]

Mortician is life.

[@mioakiyama4919]

Corrupted album art dehumanizing Itatrain Worship

[@M85619]

That first album cover has a Mike Judge-feel to it

[@TheVinylCorner1]

Thank you for being the person who speaks the truth on the very under rated Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

[@nustde00]

Sometimes I feel like Im the only person who has listened to them unironically. been a fan since i was 16, im 38 now.

[@columbodalmas2800]

I've seen Mortician live a few times. So much fun.

[@ANLATCHNOON]

7:24 I didn’t want human Goniloc to be my paralysis demon, but thank you.

[@alexiszeppelin1306]

Human Goniloc is the most sexy thing on planet earth. Gill Graber is a close second.

[@TheGameGrinder]

I watched this while eating lunch, and I was almost not able to keep going.... because laughing. Mortician photo with Mortiis is legendary. They've posted a lot of live and rehearsal vids on their FB page over the last year, it's pretty rad.

[@goat666db]

Is that Mortiis and Sammy from Goatwhore/Acid Bath in the picture too? I’d like to go to a NYDM BBQ someday lol

[@michaelkeneally2146]

"There were the blood tears of course, it isn't a breakdown without them."

[@spegynmerbles3993]

“He has the advantage of the irreversibly splayed rib cage, I GUESS” XD

[@ShanesSlothMunchies]

So glad someone is giving this band the recognition they deserve

[@THEshaggyrogers]

Fun fact: every time goniloc uploads. 101% of the viewers nut

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Pffft whaaaat

[@christosyannios9321]

Geeky Metalhead the 1% is Goniloc himslef

[@gman0047]

Christos Yannios everyone does every once and an upload

[@vallisdaemonumofficial]

101st like

[@yleeckles2289]

that's crazy you say so

[@lichenthug]

Teenage Slamming Wigga Turtles

[@shaneeroh2213]

This is like Sam O'nella with death metal and I'm happy about it

[@sainguin3887]

It's a lot closer to Sseth, but Sam is a good comparison too.

[@Fandirek]

Therapist: Human Goniloc isn't real, he can't hurt you. Human Goniloc: 7:24

[@stordoy]

I tell ya! last year at the family gathering my uncle played us all like fiddles when he started decomposing out'a nowhere. Gave us all quite a laugh before we burried him in the garden.

[@Szopjale1]

* relaxing and eating my soup while watching the video* -"I hope you're still hungry because boy do we have a feast of flesh coming up for you" - why thank you.

[@rickc2102]

I guess if all the veggies are already consumed, I'll settle for a fleshkebab.

[@DarkAbyss09]

"Death grind daddy-o's"

[@MetalTrenches]

Just discovered your channel. Always excited to find other fellow metalheads creating content.

[@hadesthebassist]

fucking mortician!!!! my chainsaw dismemberment long sleeve is the best purchase I’ve ever made

[@TanneriteStuffedDogForTheATF]

I still remember having nightmares as a child after going to a record shop and seeing the "Chainsaw Dismemberment" cover art lol

[@JavierGarcia-kb1no]

This Channel is Awesome!! Hilarious Content Man.

[@riggsd7550]

Hacked up was my first experience with the band life long fan since

[@Halofreaks9524]

Nice try, but Apple Music says Mortician is rock and Anthony Fantano says they’re stinky so your argument is invalid. I’ll allow you two hours to take this video down.

[@metalslayer69_yt69]

who cares about what a fat nerd has to say?

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Calling Mortician "Rock" is like referring to lava as "warm".

[@cannibal666]

Hacked up for barbecue cover is freaking awesome🤘

[@ozowoz]

I've been thinking about this cover a lot lately. Thank you, CIA

[@jaredwooten6590]

Dude this was awesome. Very entertaining. I discovered them during the Zombie Apocalypse era and haven't looked back since.

[@shotgunjustice9605]

Just a few days away from Sseth and Mandalore Are you taking funding from The Merchants Guild ?

[@terminator572]

The conspiracy runs deeper now that Mandalore uploaded today

[@matthiasthulman4058]

I was looking for a comment to see if anyone else was getting Sseth vibes. Noice

[@WhisperingShade]

@@matthiasthulman4058 ditto.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

@@matthiasthulman4058 Sseth and Sam O Nella did a fusion dance and started headbanging.

[@kotanovakota]

6:27 reminds me of Cronos's forehead

[@carolinebutler6776]

HAHAHAHA

[@Aurusmband]

😂😂

[@h8ed121]

My favorite band

[@HorrorUberAlles]

Y*utube recommendations have brought me here. And I gotta say, I am very pleased.

[@ORINOCO129]

I think this is among the best KZbin channels ever haha. Absolute top class entertainment!

[@sainguin3887]

You're like the Sseth of metal. I fucking love it.

[@rowanmcmichael4583]

I was not expecting this, but I am so happy this band is so good

[@nameless_ghoul_2109]

They have some pretty random merch lol. Shower curtains and shoes. I bought the Chainsaw Dismemberment flag a while back and the size is no joke, totally worth it.

[@FrederickW]

Rip Stuart Gordon

[@wolfkermek]

Loved Mortician ever since I found it from watching Gummo, something about the songs just scratch a fun itch

[@SLAYERSWINE1]

I remember when Mortician was on American Bandstand. Dick Clark was pissed when the singer hit him in the head with a ball peen hammer.

[@meatlejuice]

Shit I still need to listen to Mortician

[@NobodyCaresALot]

This is how I heard about Stuart Gordon passing. That fucking sucks. Always liked his perspective and film style.

[@o00thunderhawk00o]

cool to hear some history on brutal death metal i just got into it this year and its really an interesting experience.

[@neonwitch1449]

i love how fast he is uploading now!!

[@czanderrr]

Two corrupted cover arts in a week, how can we be so lucky? This is the best metal content on KZbin

[@jc30081983]

Wow... That script is something else, amazing work sir

[@NateB1976]

So I never heard of these guys before. Never seen the name in the metal or punk rock rags I used to read. But when I saw that cover at Discexchange music store back in the day I just had to buy it. After all I always felt like I should have been Bubba and Choptop's third bro. Pretty decent album and all but the most use I got out of it was all the mix tapes I used it on. Not so much for their songs. I put some of their songs on them but it was for what was in between their songs. Those lovely sounds of pure human suffering. Those sound bites stolen from Hollywood that just sounded so great on my blast beat and grunts mix tapes. I'd later read in a metal magazine how the band was having a contest to name all the movie titles they used on that cd in between their songs. There's still 2 to this day I can't figure out.

[@dvourmusik]

I have met Will from Mortician he pretty chill

[@charlesrichardson6663]

If you ever find yourself in Lubbock Texas you are totally welcome to stay in my home but only if you are willing to endure my willingness to create chairs from deceased remains

[@rubbingalkohol]

Ah hell yess Mortician

[@Anthony-xn5ru]

I watched it twice... did I miss Mortal Massacre?

[@meengeen55]

Oh wow ,that was F*kn great🤘 🤘. I was pissing from the eye with the "Barbeque" jokes 😂. And to find someone who also shares my same sense of Dark,Dry, Sarcastic humor? Subscribed 👍

[@losertown333]

goniloc blessing us with lots of content lately

[@DIS-M3M-B3R]

Dude I'd be able to die in peace if you ever make a broken hope corrupted cover art!!😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[@DeathBYDesign666]

They had a lot of Wes Benscotter cover art as well. He was quite popular with death metal bands back in the day.

[@DIS-M3M-B3R]

@@DeathBYDesign666 damn that sounds dope. Thanks for info, never knew who made the art! Too sick!

[@kcusuck5781]

i like how in Chainsaw Dismemberment gonoloc completely ignored this guy behind this woman lol

[@KoscheitheDeathles]

Just discovered you... 5 minutes into this video I’m typing this.. I now believe in love @ first sight. SUBSCRIBED¡!¡

[@TheCondorjc]

The gallows humor gives me life in times like this. Rock on 🤘🏼

[@marten949]

Why is Estonia in Dummy Mode USA at 10:42?

[@faceless2302]

that's what Im asking

[@willgiering6844]

Human shrek has officially met his match

[@jamesthesoulreaver]

This made me laugh so much, you are amazing at the humor man 😄

[@Chrisdoesntlikenoisecore]

the movie samples r da best

[@vallisdaemonumofficial]

I love Mortician I'm so happy about this

[@christianwaldrup7121]

Aj good sent us

[@Perfection_Personified]

Well this was amazing and I need to see much more. Instant sub.

[@thelastdaybreathinginetern1385]

I love Archspire!

[@DeathBYDesign666]

You sir have earned yourself a new fan and subscription. That was really funny shit bro! I have a friend who is old school nydm, he knows all these guys and he would love this.

[@squashua_]

AJ from The House of Masks sent us

[@baloothepibble8421]

GONILOC is my hero! I’m buying a shirt for everyday of the week

[@fkfkdkfkbx.]

FINALLY FUCKIN FINALLY! NOW MORE PEOPLE WILL JOIN US!

[@edvardsgaugers9826]

ah shit, 7:56 , a car from Latvia, much obliged, we've been noticed.

[@SquibbeyJenkins]

Pathology would be dope because the covers tell a story

[@kornermaster793]

Fucking love mortician

[@youpig6060]

Keep this stuff coming bro i love it all

[@cuntrolldenied7722]

That was the fastest I ever clicked on a video

[@TheWolfManPlatina]

fucking damn i love your videos on all these less known bands

[@travischilders9921]

Love! Love! Love!

[@antcircus5564]

2 in 1 week? Did I die and go to Valhalla?

[@kreatorkalie6393]

Goniloc cured my depression

[@jfrsnjhnsn]

Seriously one of the funniest people on youtube

[@lordsomethingorother290]

11:58 is foreshadowing for 10:44, for those new to Goniloc lore.

[@doomhead4203]

This was pretty great not gonna lie

[@faceless2302]

I never knew Estonia was a state in Dummy Mode USA, no wonder I failed history class

[@ANukeWithLegs]

Did you know that Eastern Europe is not a country ?

[@CYBERLMAO]

D U M M Y M O D E

[@mothman6378]

Not to devalue work, but this dude reminds me of SamONella but better somehow. Definitely subscribing, and I might check out the band too.

[@lupe6645]

110% true, I was the chair

[@kingcrab9374]

This video gives off strong sseth tzeentach energy

[@aidancrowe7244]

I seek the return of the magnificent clown

[@whamases]

This is gold.

[@pongotv22]

Oh shit it's gonlingoclogclonocn!

[@bigdawghoss9871]

More Q U A L L I T I E content from our boi Goniloc. Mortician always put's a huge shit eating grin on my face whenever they come on.

[@Studio731]

Wes Benscotter did most of the covers. Just throwing that out there.

[@metal_monocle7334]

.... Oar....I'm dying

[@ironm3mm361]

Sewer slushing Samuel

[@scoffvonkiel6881]

Glorious.