LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS GAME | TABS: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Today our video focuses on the brutality of war... and how HILARIOUS it can be! WELCOME, to Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
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[@CoryxKenshin]

If you guys want to see some more TABS, 'SLICE' that like button hueheuhe

[@l_lac5045]

CoryxKenshin hey Cory love your vids

[@nagito4746]

@CoryxKenshin I LOVE YOU! Who else? Like!

[@BadAshCardinal]

CoryxKenshin sliced it

[@k1a856]

CoryxKenshin hey cory

[@TheFakeGamerSubscribe]

Cory

[@RemixManiacs]

Was *LITERALLY* crying laughing from this video 🤣😂. 🔥🔥

[@banmba]

Remix Maniacs you need to make a remix for that battle music

[@shalinagipson8961]

Me too😂😂😂

[@tinzy9592]

same.

[@ElitePrxy]

Bruh same🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hellomrssixnine]

XD So did i

[@Braxx445yt]

This came out 4 years ago and it’s still making me *CRY* of laughter

[@Thedefensiveone_120]

Fr

[@oakleycooper7631]

Same

[@minghao7653]

same

[@BloomyCatail]

Yes

[@Ryo_909]

It actually came out around 8 years ago but was in alpha/beta this is the full version

[@mrdeljr]

Re-watching Cory's videos are so very comforting.

[@user-fd3xc6cl7o]

Frl

[@KingFocus12]

@@user-fd3xc6cl7o frrrr

[@stlae]

FRRR

[@jojorama4]

#1 on trending for gaming?!? SAMURAI WE OUT HERE DOIN WORK!!

[@ljx2684]

Heck yes

[@taspgiantburner9190]

I mean hes the trendy gamer what did you expect

[@paulers3344]

Faxs

[@billcosby3013]

@@MyMy-cz7mx he's not even hating tho

[@MyMy-cz7mx]

Bill Cosby 🛑🛑🛑

[@shimshim9021]

4:49 “Man i just cant wait this was my last day im bout to go hom-“ Rip 2019-2019

[@wiryawan7813]

NO HES ALIVE REAL HE FALL AND GET UP

[@klairebryan1319]

His body just moved

[@klairebryan1319]

Hes still dead tho

[@j.j.1843]

The second boulder hit him in the end

[@saadxmeliff1610]

Im about to hit 300 subscribers can i have some help if u want

[@cooperdabooper]

After 4 WHOLE YEARS, we still remember Havel The Rock

[@p5rsona]

prolly my fave video of his, along with part 2

[@villainousvonnie3326]

No cap my brotha

[@superjacked1225]

Unforgettable champion

[@MrMushroom777]

@@superjacked1225 we're the only ones watching in March 2024

[@LocoVR3]

HAVEL THE ROCK, THE CHAMPION, THE TRUE SAMURAI

[@TevitaD61]

Whos hear in 2024?

[@Jaynightstar]

MEEEEH

[@japanime7257]

Me

[@haithamnasser2777]

Here bro

[@Bitten_kitkat6064]

Here

[@silviaquijano2850]

Me🎉

[@Megalon-qc8pf]

3:45- That man was smarter, stronger, and better then all other protectors, he was a god among wobblers. Also, the best part of these videos are their editing

[@user-un9lt3em6o]

It was at that moment a legend was born

[@merica8939]

@You tube He Will Live on In all Our Hearts

[@DerpytheIdiot]

@@merica8939 he came back :)

[@merica8939]

@@DerpytheIdiot This is revolutionary This Moment Will Be Remembered in History

[@Winter16388]

@@user-un9lt3em6o yUp

[@crossroads.]

*WE NUMBER ONE ON GAMING TRENDING BTW SAMURAI STAND UPPPP*

[@thebrokenpugloaf22]

10:42 WAS THE BEST DEFEATS EVER 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Aaliyarevolus]

7:37 Cory was like “WHY YALL GOING FOR A SWIM 👹”

[@gauzemelt]

“man this my last day i’m about to go home-“ 😂😂😂😂

[@marien7033]

It’s only my Third day out here 🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@thegamingweirdguy1614]

I died from that 😂

[@_.jayfrmny]

What was that lil edit song he did it was off a game anybody know?

[@_.jayfrmny]

Like at 14:00

[@yactan7286]

4:50

[@sand123]

7:35 *spearman falls in river* “WHY YALL GOING FOR A SWIM!?!?” ~CoryxKenshin, 2019

[@courtenaykusitorart7253]

Jules S I agree I died laughing

[@ggalvanized2881]

Yo, looks like im goin for a swim...

[@staychill6640]

That a cardi b lyric

[@sayog2287]

He just wants to know how to swim

[@teresaarnau5768]

Fav qoute

[@T0IAKUMA]

5:14 through 5:30 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂 Oh and 2023 anyone?

[@sammysmells69]

Man revisiting old coryXkenshin videos is so nostalgic

[@Recroombeast]

Yea

[@dorrokun4215]

Who else is watching tis becasue Cory hasnt uploaded in months

[@alexwell8153]

Me

[@thatoneatlas]

me i miss him but i know he needs a break so yeah

[@dorrokun4215]

@@thatoneatlas Y e a hhh

[@monarchmain-6905]

Ditto 😰

[@slurp2941]

me, He hasn't upload lately, why?

[@elixpain650]

“Man, I can’t wait, this my last day I’m boutta go home-“ *gets bodied* 😂😂😂

[@_kxhl]

not only bodied but a wholeeee BOuLdEr to the fAcE

[@junaidbtw1790]

He got back up afterwards.

[@fallscape1748]

You ruined it -_-

[@kedits6845]

Shockx 😂😂😂

[@frzrchrltn]

He was still alive... Illuminate confirmed ∆

[@MetroPoliz]

Cory's energy is just the best thing i've seen

[@Zestypool]

Bro watching Cory's old videos bring so much nostalgic joy.

[@kendell1804]

Cory:a game isn't a game until coryxkenshin has played it. Me:preach

[@aesthetically3119]

kendell's world of slime Maybe that’s why 2k been whack

[@ycw_rice3049]

*The deacons are prayin*

[@kendell1804]

@@aesthetically3119 probably

[@yoimcaleb9993]

Pls make this a series on Tuesday and call it T.A.B.S TUESDAY

[@rezi735]

Yeah great idea my samurai brother

[@exotickamiren6653]

@@rezi735 yes my brothers

[@KamiChrisy]

Yes perfect idea

[@flashxflamer]

Lets geett iittt

[@cellab.6040]

Yess this is a genius idea :)

[@bruhdawg5822]

In the second round that one protector deserves the title: THE GOAT

[@Realdon17x]

Word

[@justasillylittlespky]

4:51 Never Laughed So Hard At A Video🤣🤣 Cory Best KZbinr

[@mrvandalizing2004]

A game isn’t not a game till CoryxKenshin have played it -coryxkenshin

[@mrvandalizing2004]

Yea

[@iworkataslaughterhouse.330]

@@mrvandalizing2004 that's Cory's quote.

[@mrvandalizing2004]

@@iworkataslaughterhouse.330 I know

[@thisaintitchief]

@@Bruhktghnfgf is is is

[@___tiji]

I could cry now that Cory is gone

[@digitalninjaa_]

“It’s my last day I’m bouta go home-“ *yEAGER*

[@codexsage]

Lmao 🤣

[@bestmomevertinaflomo2854]

What is that sound effect from

[@Ahmeezy]

@@bestmomevertinaflomo2854 it’s from Caleb city and the video is called like “folded like an omelette” or something

[@bestmomevertinaflomo2854]

@@Ahmeezy thx

[@sugarandcharlieplayz1070]

Well I mean the soldier was right he got back up lol

[@catherinemallard335]

“This is my last day I can’t wait, I’m bout’ to go ho-“ *Gets tackled by a Boulder💀* 4:51

[@keshalawson7740]

Anybody in 2024 anybody😭

[@pleasedtomeetyou1284]

No, we’re in 2019.

[@user-sr4ol1sj8j]

mee

[@Huggypunchin23]

Me

[@user-sr4ol1sj8j]

@@Huggypunchin23 samee 😭

[@hexalvarez694]

Me

[@ottogotbread2963]

Part 2 Part 2 Pllleeeeeeaaaassseee you make the game so funny

[@saadxmeliff1610]

Im about to hit 300 subscribers can i have some help if u want

[@annabana2004]

#1 on trending for gaming what the freak dude lets go fellow Samurai’s

[@saadxmeliff1610]

Anna’s world Im about to hit 300 subscribers can i get some help plz

[@joleenpablo2908]

#2

[@mrkrabczak4869]

It's probable because its the funniest video cory has made and thats saying something because every video is hilarious

[@SoThatHappend]

Anna’s world ikr!

[@Riganime]

The way Cory laughed on 9:05 was funny itself.

[@natron0331]

PICHFORKS AND HAY!!!

[@mehjoshua913]

7:38 made me laugh so hard😂

[@mehjoshua913]

I mean 7:37 sorry

[@mackywackydeejew]

"Black people hair." I know the struggle bruh.

[@namjoonandjimin4677]

“Aye man I can’t wait to go ho- *Rock is thrown at him* *END CREDITS*

[@lpsfashionista0645]

I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@citrine7384]

LMFAOAOAOOA

[@kineticicr2330]

That was so funny🤣

[@BurntToast69]

When you fenna get on the bus and yo teacher grabs you and takes you to detention: 4:52

[@rachelgrantkiley6305]

Me vs my dad 13:28

[@Mr-Alone7714]

Honestly, this series should continue. It's entertaining and funny

[@dunjadobaja1970]

Your right 👍

[@Top.adolescent]

This still funny 4 yrs later

[@aifebleshoj4049]

7:35 That flush noise brought that to life.

[@coalepic]

WHY YALL GOING FORA SWI-

[@pbtpbt9020]

“A game isn’t a game until coryxkenshin has played it “ - coryxkenshin 2019

[@sean5985]

So the entire selection of Nintendo switch games are entirely invalid (maybe except for the ports)

[@saadxmeliff1610]

Im about to hit 300 subscribers can i have some help if u want

[@cmcm2675]

So he hasn't played halo yet. But it's a great game.

[@cmcm2675]

@Random Dude what exactly was that?

[@kittenzart]

So what if I’m a monst AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@julyjoseph1543]

10:59 - 11:07 had me dead bro 😂😂😂

[@Petapottamus]

No replies let me fix that

[@signora.velluto]

6:34 STILL MAKES ME LAUGH TO THIS DAY.

[@Beiignn]

"Man this was my last day im bout to go home" made me laugh so hard

[@mecobarnes6578]

I died 😂

[@suzancollins963]

ME TOO

[@jujushmoojoo]

He was talkin bout heaven when he said home

[@s88_tiger78]

I DIED

[@juliethgames252]

same broo

[@0rye06]

Who's rewatchin because they miss Cory? Moi

[@_.mmsi._]

Hmm be quiet

[@0rye06]

No u

[@time_2_punish_u_the_2nd95]

Yeah i’m rewatching 😐.

[@princerichards6279]

I rewatched so much that I can’t remember how many times I rewatched. ;-;

[@PyroRaptor1]

Me too

[@Themysteriousgaster]

3:55 BONG

[@Notserp01]

Bro the harvester looks like the Grim Reaper with that weapon

[@Notserp01]

Thanks for the like

[@ayo.jordan1419]

7:35 Nobody: Soldiers: Ayo look like I'm going for a swim

[@LuckysBackwood]

-_-_-_·

[@Jaboy-of5fw]

Cory: WHY YALL GOING FOR A SWI-

[@issakhrystaa848]

7:37 “WHY YALL GOING FOR A SWIM” GOT ME HELLA DEAD 😂😂

[@kogallfixation]

U mean *”Hecka”*

[@SylvesterSylveon]

Jerry lOl It Can Be Spelled This Way

[@kogallfixation]

Bango oh-

[@cozypotat.9772]

lmao same.

[@mimi_head]

I CANT MY TEARS HAHAHA

[@musicalbird7792]

2023 and this is STILL one of the most funniest videos I watched😂😂😂😂

[@Thade800]

who else watching this in 2024

[@JamaalRowe-kr8ze]

Me

[@Adrianmuresan2014]

I'm here

[@JoJodaily270]

Me

[@thartz52]

4:42 A sad story about a spear thrower who never made it home.....

[@kenosantan]

fun fact it was him who threw de spear

[@user-he2my9wc3i]

He survived

[@YANKEMANN]

He has not made it home R.I.P spirit thrower number 4

[@sherillepouncy9956]

He survived

[@sherillepouncy9956]

He’s alive yay

[@gooby9315]

"A game isnt a game until CoryxKenshin has played it". *Gets on #1 trending for gaming*

[@William_afton77]

12:47 does anyone the fnaf ambience

[@Its_urgurlniyy]

4 years later, still the funniest video I’ve seen 😂. HAPPY 18 MILLION!!!!!! SAMURAI STAND UP!

[@wallacebowser7991]

Nobody: Cory: A Games Is Not A Game Untill Cory Has Played It

[@watisthhisthing]

10:40 BRUH, YOU DON'T HOW HARD I LAUGHED DURING THAT! MORE THAN I SHOULD'VE, THAT'S FOR SURE!

[@kingsosa6976]

I Died of laughter😂😂💀

[@lateeifacook9419]

Mangekyou Sharingan me two

[@lateeifacook9419]

😂😂

[@AnthonyRk1]

The way he ran up 😂😂💀💀

[@AnthonyRk1]

Got up like nothing happened 😂💀

[@hhope2740]

Bro I love how his page is still standing and not flopping because he’s just so entertaining

[@DrakeV01ts]

its pretty cool how even after four years this video is still amazing, what a legend. I can't believe it's already been four years. I remember this video like it was made yesterday.

[@shannybridgejeez5816]

😂😂😂😂 I was dying, please play more of this T.a.b.s simulator.

[@jesusbrown9276]

shanny Bridgejeez totally accurate battle simulator simulator?

[@ItsTayTayss]

Toilet flushes: Corey: WHY ARE YALL GOING FOR A SWIM😂😂 7:35

[@niema7716]

TMO Tube 🤣🤣

[@watisthhisthing]

Cory not Corey.

[@ItsTayTayss]

Mangekyou Sharingan 👍🏽

[@cristalvg6718]

Lol that got me dead lol 😂😂😂

[@kjskidzone2323]

I swear the sound effects in the videos that he put in his amazing

[@lourde.smcringe]

16:29 The way the mammoth wants to kill him but missed but killed accidentally 😭😭

[@robertovasquez871]

This is one of the funny games that coryxkenshin has played like if u agree

[@tokinnasian4511]

No I'm not liking

[@901JQ]

I agree 😂😂

[@Nah.315]

I agree because i had it before 😂

[@EV010]

"WHY YALL GOIN FOR A SWIM!" HAD ME DYING OMG

[@ShadowSonic_94]

Bruh that with the toilet flush sound...Dead! 😂🤣😂

[@nicolarobinson7396]

yes

[@standingonbusiness1441]

You won’t mind if I eat you? You are a chicken nugget!

[@switchfolkers8892]

7:35

[@themoorefam5778]

Yesss way to funny

[@arckhielosias822]

11:12 bro cant hit him because he was just swinging to damn high,this has to be the funniest part of this video

[@chuahwaynezemoe]

5:25 bro i cant 😂😂

[@Number-ex6jm]

Broooo im dead 💀💀💀 6:32 that edit sent me 😂😭💀 7:35 BRUHHHH 💀💀💀💀 *WHY Y'ALL GOING FOR A SWIM*

[@DaeDaesBlock]

Quiet Kidd IM WHEEZING 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@jonathanalemar4747]

This got me weak

[@Number-ex6jm]

@@DaeDaesBlock omg 💀🤕🤣

[@Number-ex6jm]

@@jonathanalemar4747 ikrrrr 💀💀💀

[@evelynk7652]

Mine was at 10:40

[@ivano.thomas2767]

I'm about to go ho- Had me dead XD 4:52

[@packle-tackle1906]

Ivan O. Thomas that was hilarious I remade that situation with my copy of the game

[@botgamingthebad]

He came back from the dead but still funny

[@rannixx1]

Am about to lay down so I could think about what just happen

[@ariellecrawford5911]

He just got bodied

[@ranasiamiles520]

sameeee

[@YourFriendKinitoPET]

Nothing like watching a old video while Cory's on break...

[@uncookedramen9062]

The top of Cory’s head looks like when you make popcorn on the stove and it’s ready to pop 😭😭😭😭

[@zanf-w6775]

"A game isn't a game until CoryxKenshin has played it." -CoryxKenshin

[@SpaghettiElie]

FACTS

[@KPMilleu]

FACTS

[@adamorwtv]

FACTS

[@miajames3138]

FACTS

[@g4l1l_buckz35]

FACTS

[@Akahugooo]

Cory looking like a lunch lady 🤦👋boi.

[@TBTB140]

ThaMexicanSaiyan - The best Lunch ‘Lady”

[@MokkiGO]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@doodlebug92276]

ThaMexicanSaiyan - can’t not agree

[@Akahugooo]

@@TBTB140 fosho😂

[@ak47_otb]

u wouldn’t understand the struggle of maintaining an afro

[@DTHANGMAKESMONEY]

Bruh Cory is having too much fun with this game…😂😂😂 bring it bacc on💯💯

[@AdrianZheng-dv8vu]

BRO CORY IS THE PERSON THAT MAKES ME LAUGH 😂😂😂😂

[@FKTahj]

3:13 “see clubbers they get in there” .... “they took out all of our clubbers”

[@francyb128]

😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@OmacK550]

3:21 speared in the nuts ☠️

[@kennedydixon6149]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@MinecraftFortnite-jz8sq]

3:21 ow ow ow ow

[@diamondmommie630]

I was dying in tears we need more of this game🤣😂

[@amon4874]

FatCANDYforBUM Frfr this crap funny

[@sugarpie1711]

Agree

[@farzantanha6684]

Same

[@AptGhost]

9:00 cory a whole villain😂

[@Sticks_channel]

I love this game and what makes it better is when I watch Cory play it too that is my fav combo

[@user-jf4og5em5o]

4:49 got me laughing so hard 😂

[@Makeitrain782]

What you didn't notice is that the guy who got hit actually got back up after getting struck with the boulder. The archers ended up beating the guy with the boulder. No archer was killed. The archer was able to enjoy his retirement and go home to his family and freinds. How heartwarming

[@lildezyvert]

“this is my last day i’m bouta go ho-“💀💀

[@Makeitrain782]

@@lildezyvert Gets back up: I almost was going to my creator instead. That was close

[@seromniconciente8689]

@@Makeitrain782 the happy ending

[@herobrine8626]

@@Makeitrain782 Les goooo 🥹

[@jonatangarcia5710]

Bro this video made me cry so many times like dam 💀😂😂

[@JaeXIII]

Yo I sweaarrrr

[@MrMushroom777]

10:42 that was very much personal

[@cindywhitener4177]

i miss these videos man who here think he should make one more BANGER FIRE vid to make a forest fire cuz how hard hes finna cook again?

[@spicymemesboi11]

Cory:wears shower cap Samurai: y is the lunch guy here?

[@obamastolemypsp6405]

You know Cory had alot of fun editing this video

[@that1bookworm]

anyone else rewatching this in 2023 while waiting for cory to come back? (no rush man, take your time and focus on you)

[@user-dc1mz2pg3n]

Man Cory got real upset when the spear throwers went into the water 7:35 😂❤🤣.

[@armaniboyd5297]

I died when the wheelbarrow guy was just swinging right above that mans noggin I was dying💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nilathompson5306]

Do more of this PLEASE!!!!!! CORY I need it THIS HAD ME DYING OF LAUGHTER I WAS CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 new Fav video 😂 please do more

[@j.ojo2004]

nila thompson same

[@shannybridgejeez5816]

Lol same

[@xxwolfiechanxx2507]

J.Ludlow EXACTLY

[@byronusagi]

had me leaking hahaha

[@SithEmperorScorpion]

FACTS! Bruh everytime someone got smacked i was DEEEAAD.

[@whodatwhoder]

I think this is the funniest video of kory yet

[@purpleturtles3615]

#1 funniest edits in a gameplay 😂😂

[@rosepoyer6512]

10:40 LAWD please, save my stomach, it hurts from laughter 😭😭

[@rosepoyer6512]

Lol Lina His best edits by far imo 😂

[@kaliquake04]

AHHHHHHH (loud slap) ahh That was haliarios 🤣😂

[@robloxboy9470]

I litrely pee pee my pants from that'd cos I was needing to ped dooo funny but it would not of been the same without sound affects

[@angelinasilva4715]

Me to

[@yuhbruh2944]

Your not the only one I was crying so much my stomach non stop hurting

[@MouhamedFall-mw1jv]

i laughed at 13:49 SO HARD i farted... THE WAY HE HELD THE BOW 🤣🤣😂

[@not-so-obvious_autism777]

10:09 Y’all see that potion guy?? Bro got folded like a omelet 🍳💀

[@mal5841]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Minitor: ima make you go *YAEGER*

[@zudds1522]

So we gon not talk about the shield guy having a 1v4 and winning@6:32

[@ihave1eyebrow699]

We did talk about that actually

[@Sykotix5539]

So tru

[@emptygamerandanimator7529]

His story: My team was killed, and I was the only one. But I made it out in the end. Their deaths would be remembered. And they would be proud of me to have surpassed them. Now time to be remembered as a veteran. And be lazy.

[@xxblacksheepxx2907]

Ma Gawd u rite

[@Ethan_Gaming121]

I actually *cried tears* Everytime I watch a Cory video I laugh so much till tears

[@DaCookie_VR]

100% funny 100% ankles 500% enjoyeble

[@KeithFanatic19]

I think this was the FUNNIEST content that Cory has ever blessed us with. I need MOAR

[@mcmliv5890]

Mel yesssss

[@kevinjackson8392]

Ok I like u

[@kevinjackson8392]

Mel

[@Y4L1TZA]

^^ i-..

[@kevinjackson8392]

@@Y4L1TZA yes

[@DeathGaming512]

13:49 *That one player on your team that never knows what their doing*

[@lkeishamcfadden3305]

Cory pls come back I miss you

[@QuickThaW]

4:52 And that poor dude never came home that day. Rip 2019-2019. That always had me in tears tho 💀

[@QuickThaW]

15:15

[@phillipjones4021]

This is the best you tuber ever I couldn't stop laughing.😅😂

[@kaleahgaming6472]

Ikr

[@indigotheslumper6009]

Ikr same

[@bayu6617]

Same

[@sltmysterious520]

Phillip Jones same

[@ty.topluto]

Same